The Dock of Dreams with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Podcast

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  • Опубліковано 10 кві 2023
  • When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go to the Dock. When you've got that warm feeling and all the noise and the hurry seems to help, you can go to the Dock. Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city, linger on the sand where everyone is pretty. How can you lose? The lights are not brighter there so you can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares, and go to the Dock. Things will be great, there's no finer place, everything's waiting for you at the Dock.
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    About the Podcast:
    F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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  • @TacticalWaffle
    @TacticalWaffle Рік тому +2190

    TO BE FAIR ABOUT THE COFFEE THING: It was an elderly lady who was handed a coffee with a loose lid that spilled in her lap and gave her *third degree burns.* She asked McDonald’s to pay for her medical bills (there was a lot of very serious damage to the skin of her legs and groin which required surgeries - plural; the coffee was far, far above a safe temp).
    They refused, so her lawyer went after their throat and they paid wayyy more than medical bills. The joke of “oh what a dumb lawsuit” is a PR spin as far as I can tell, that makes McDonald’s look like the victim. All of this to attack one elderly lady rather than say they - or that store - shouldn’t have 200 degree or whatever coffee.

    • @rainey1987
      @rainey1987 Рік тому +369

      Literally came here to say this. So tired of the misinformation getting spread about her

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 Рік тому +63

      @@rainey1987 at the time back when a little blurb of a report saying if this was your grandmother how would YOU feel🤔❤️

    • @Katelyn.Eby1215
      @Katelyn.Eby1215 Рік тому +215

      For real tho if the coffee is hot enough to melt your skin ummmmmm there's a freaking problem. And the fact they couldn't just take the L and be decent and help with the bare minimum of medical bills, especially when THEY CAN AFFORD IT- they got what they deserved.🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @lord-licht
      @lord-licht Рік тому +12

      THIS.

    • @trakiul5556
      @trakiul5556 Рік тому +4

      @coolusername6921 coffee from McDonalds. McDonalds knew their coffee was being served too hot but they chose to do so to increase its shelf life!

  • @illmakeuhowell
    @illmakeuhowell Рік тому +286

    whenever i hear "hiii it's me little girl" my life get shortened by a few years

    • @MsFuzzipoo
      @MsFuzzipoo 11 місяців тому +19

      That's when I start tapping my phone frequently muttering "skip skip skip."
      It helps...(my life's already projected to be shorter than most so I need every year I can get!)

    • @eddie6897
      @eddie6897 Місяць тому

      put this ep on and walked away right away, then I heard the voice and almost jumped off

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 24 дні тому +3

      It’s the only ad I listen to

  • @cantspellrestaraunt
    @cantspellrestaraunt Рік тому +323

    37:42 'Tongue up my ass in an unfinished home' sounds like a Lana Del Rey song.

    • @cantspellrestaraunt
      @cantspellrestaraunt Рік тому +19

      It's giving 'Blue bonnets over the banister'

    • @LucyL00
      @LucyL00 4 місяці тому

      The foot up on the chair was killing me 😂

    • @olivias1212
      @olivias1212 14 днів тому

      @@cantspellrestarauntthat is not a lana del rey song lmfao

  • @b.mcknight8686
    @b.mcknight8686 Рік тому +834

    When I was little "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" had just come out, and I wasn't allowed to sing it. My Dad would literally take my Furbee away for it. I just felt like a woman. Now I've transitioned, I love Shania, and hate my Father.

    • @SarahMarionSmith
      @SarahMarionSmith Рік тому +18

      That's so messed up. I remember being in the fourth grade and my teacher played it during our end of the year dance party and my 60 something year old teacher, me and the other 9 year olds HAD A BLAST. It's so weird to think that adults would have seen anything wrong with this. There was so much nine year old air guitar and hair flipping. My teacher also made us sing achey breaky heart which I remember less fondly :D

    • @pedrohaslambs
      @pedrohaslambs Рік тому +26

      Your dad’s dad probably instilled that behaviour in him and his dad from him. Well done for breaking the cycle! 🥰

    • @KweenKimberly
      @KweenKimberly Рік тому +3

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @nataliaalfonso2662
      @nataliaalfonso2662 Рік тому +20

      Not the Furby!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Katelyn.Eby1215
      @Katelyn.Eby1215 Рік тому +7

      @@nataliaalfonso2662 I came to say exactly that!!!!!!

  • @Ava-nz4bn
    @Ava-nz4bn Рік тому +507

    The vocabulary of the Chime Little Girl has developed so much over the course of the pod. Growing up right before our ears 😌

  • @TGabes_Gaming
    @TGabes_Gaming Рік тому +941

    Hi friends,
    Trixie and Katya made a lighthearted reference to the extremely famous McDonald’s case where she sued because the coffee was too hot.
    I just wanted to let you know that that extremely famous case has been heavily misrepresented in the media. That poor woman received extreme burns on her body because the coffee spilled was way hotter than we use now. That’s because the temperature that McDonald’s USED to heat it’s coffee to was obscene. They had a huge media campaign to downplay it and changed their internal policies so that this wouldn’t happen again.
    That being said, that’s how it SHOULD have worked. She sued and they changed policy. It’s egregious that we can’t enact gun legislation in this godforsaken country when we have proven time and time again that our current policies are getting people killed.

    • @ellellio
      @ellellio Рік тому +65

      Thank you for adding context! Unfortunately so many people don’t know the truth about what happened which is horrible considering the physical injuries this woman suffered and the subsequent emotional distress caused by McDonald’s legal team trying to smear her credibility instead of being held accountable. The documentary Hot Coffee was really eye opening and I hope more people learn just how tragic a situation this was.

    • @codirennke1109
      @codirennke1109 Рік тому +28

      Yes, all because they wanted the folks who dine in to be unable to get refills. By the time the coffee cools you're done eating and ready to go. It was all about saving a little money over public safety.

    • @kaeleighg7613
      @kaeleighg7613 Рік тому +42

      Her labia were fused and people don't ever want to acknowledge that. And the only reason she sued was for them to cover her medical bills.

    • @blake..-
      @blake..- Рік тому +30

      Not to mention that the same thing happened to dozens of other people. If you ever find yourself siding with an enormous corporation, slow down and look into it a little!

    • @ColastiaThunderfuck
      @ColastiaThunderfuck Рік тому +10

      Literally about to add this, commenting to signal boost!

  • @Bananajoe13763
    @Bananajoe13763 Рік тому +447

    As a single mom 26 years old living in a trailer, thank you 🥹

    • @Movingmts111
      @Movingmts111 Рік тому +5

      LFG!!!

    • @danielhenderson9719
      @danielhenderson9719 Рік тому +35

      Kid who was raised by single mom checking in. My mom fought hard for everything we had. And sometimes we didn’t have everything we wanted, but we had everything we needed. You are doing your best. And you are awesome for it. I hope one day your kid is able to look back at tell you how much they love and appreciate the work you put in so that your kid could have the best life you could provide. I’m so proud of you. Keep at it. (And now I gotta go call my mom and tell her about how much I love her.)

    • @ericawillis.
      @ericawillis. Рік тому +20

      Keep doing what you do! As a poor family who moved every 2 years and finally settled in a trailer and grew up, I can say that kids only remember the good memories!!!

    • @w.m.8126
      @w.m.8126 Рік тому +4

      Remember you’re killing it !! 💕

    • @lisamgreenleaf
      @lisamgreenleaf Рік тому +13

      As long as that trailer is clean, with you loving your children and keeping them safe in your arms, then that is a palace ❤

  • @MikeyMile5411
    @MikeyMile5411 Рік тому +288

    For anyone curious "Fs in chat" comes from a video game
    There's a scene where a characters has died, and you're at the funeral
    And you walk up to the casket and a prompt comes on screen that says " press F to pay respect"
    And it's become an internet joke/meme that when something bad happens or someone dies to say, "Fs in chat" as like a jokey way of paying respect

    • @mindy561
      @mindy561 Рік тому +11

      hahahah gamers sound unhinged and I effin love it

    • @Nyli.
      @Nyli. Рік тому +34

      Additionally to this, you press X to doubt, for the same reason.

    • @eloisecole3579
      @eloisecole3579 Рік тому +15

      it was in call of duty advance warfare.

    • @LizardKingRequiem
      @LizardKingRequiem Рік тому +4

      OMG IT CAME FROM CALL OF DUTY?!?

    • @zedelstein2826
      @zedelstein2826 Рік тому +12

      I see people using it fully unironically too! Fascinating how language develops.

  • @kelsseyjoy
    @kelsseyjoy 5 місяців тому +8

    The close-up of Trixie's fly down while she sings Shania.

  • @ImQuiteGay
    @ImQuiteGay 9 місяців тому +36

    * having serious sad conversation about dead dogs *
    Trixie: *so did you know Courtney Act has webbed toes?*

  • @jmr1123
    @jmr1123 Рік тому +277

    This podcast is just watching their chaotic stream of consciousness unfold in real time and I love it

  • @lunachick-61388
    @lunachick-61388 Рік тому +157

    Me and my kids have been living in a motel since August for $1,400 a month and yesterday I was finally able to secure us an apartment it has been rough trying to find a place because there are so many other people also looking for homes. There's like 3 other families in this motel. So yes housing is awful right now!

    • @sammarie9077
      @sammarie9077 Рік тому +18

      Congratulations! Hope the move goes smooth

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 Рік тому +9

      Congratulations mama!! So proud of you 🫶🏾🫶🏾

    • @lunachick-61388
      @lunachick-61388 Рік тому +19

      Thanks guys I'm so excited everything went to shit for a min but now I have a better job and a nicer place so everything happens for a reason!

    • @trinitymaciel744
      @trinitymaciel744 Рік тому +7

      Congratulations babes! I wish all the best for you and your fam

  • @SleeplessEremite
    @SleeplessEremite Рік тому +663

    does this mean we’re getting a weekly pod? 😏

  • @emanb4545
    @emanb4545 Рік тому +28

    not me thinking that the disney pixar original film FROZEN was playing in the background instead of the madonna song💀😭😭😭😭😭

  • @gibb1e
    @gibb1e Рік тому +10

    If you have a dog who needs to be put down, absolutely google vets who do housecalls. It's 200% worth it. It's so gentle. We were able to let our 17 yr old terrier who hated car rides and the vet, go quietly, wrapped up in his favorite blanket, on our bed. As far as he knew he just didn't feel well and then we were cuddling and then nothing. Worth. It.

  • @TreC587
    @TreC587 Рік тому +85

    4:40 That was a McDonald's lawsuit. The woman was in the hospital for over a week, getting skin grafts.

    • @erinhorkey9340
      @erinhorkey9340 Рік тому

      This gets me so mad... She was just asking for her medical bills to be paid and they laughed in her face. It was an elderly woman and the coffee was between 180 - 190 degrees!! Melt your p*ssy off hot! F**k McDonald's...

    • @Alex-rx1ni
      @Alex-rx1ni Рік тому +23

      Yep, was coming here to point this out here too, I work with a law firm. McDonald's frequently serves coffee past boiling point so if a lid malfunctions and it pours on the hand you can get 2nd to 3rd degree burns from it. And because the lid has a warning, it reduces their liability and duty of care to the coffee drinker. Tis fuckt.

    • @NextToToddliness
      @NextToToddliness Рік тому +16

      ​@@Alex-rx1ni They also did it so they could keep the coffee longer, which on top of the injuries, is just shady af. I also wouldn't be surprised if McDonald's spent millions trying to ridicule and harass this woman in smear campaigns. I remember all the talkshow hosts made fun of it for years.

    • @Jigglypowerpuffgirl
      @Jigglypowerpuffgirl Рік тому +1

      She was 79 and had third degree burns on her goin and inner thighs. She wanted to settle for only $20,000 to pay for her medical bills and McDonald’s refused and went to court. Then McDonald’s slandered her as being a frivolously money grabbing con woman.
      Can you imagine? Third degree burns?? On the kitty?!?!

  • @elavids
    @elavids Рік тому +83

    "because I'mm a little girlllLLll" easily best podcast ad I've ever heard

  • @andreacollins3204
    @andreacollins3204 Рік тому +209

    That little girl is my sleep paralysis demon 😂😂

    • @marinakukso
      @marinakukso Рік тому +9

      how do we get them to stop with the little girl voice..

    • @andreacollins3204
      @andreacollins3204 Рік тому +14

      @@marinakukso we don’t. We accept it with the all the love in the world 😂

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Рік тому +6

      @@andreacollins3204 We give the little girl money, at least until she hits the age of the red panda...then we tell her to get a job like the rest of us.

    • @coffeeonzeetele
      @coffeeonzeetele Рік тому +1

      @@andreacollins3204 exactly

    • @Rocko8000
      @Rocko8000 Рік тому +1

      HAHAHAJA so scary and funny at the same time. 😅

  • @Grumpyshibainu
    @Grumpyshibainu Рік тому +84

    I’m howling at kayta saying “I’m a gizzard guy”

  • @LoveGemma
    @LoveGemma Рік тому +71

    Gosh the pod is making me cry today. First the puppy death talk and then Trixie sharing about growing up in a trailer and sharing a bed with her sister. Thank you both for your vulnerability.

  • @laceisaverb
    @laceisaverb Рік тому +67

    Trixie and Katya talking about fat shaming is really important to me. It's a conversation that the gay community needs to have.

  • @darryl2542
    @darryl2542 2 місяці тому +3

    "Beautiful Stranger" is so criminally underrated. Absolutely one of Madonna's best singles.

  • @tulgeyforest
    @tulgeyforest Рік тому +48

    these two women are my therapists

  • @kojayeoja
    @kojayeoja Рік тому +188

    The "doggie death doula" event Katya described is exactly what I went through with my doggie almost 2 years ago. She spoke very softly, shaved his paw to put his pawprint in plaster, had some trouble getting the needle in because his veins were weak, but then it happened. Complete and utter heartbreak, the worst pain I've ever felt in my entire life. Sobbing over his body. We just sat with him for a while and she gave us privacy to take our time. Eventually he was wrapped up in a blanket and put on a gurney-type thing and taken out to the back of her car and she drove away with him. Not when my grandparents died, not when my parents divorced (maybe), had I ever felt this kind of heartbreak. I didn't know what to do with myself, I felt so unmoored and untethered and devastated. I felt like I didn't know how to keep living. I and my other family members just kept crying the rest of the day, and I think I cried every day for a week or so after. Dogs truly are precious, and when they've been your family for such a long time, it's just devastating. ANYWAY, back to the gaggery and goopery of drag~ lol

    • @lidvaskrov7915
      @lidvaskrov7915 Рік тому +19

      This made me cry. Dogs bring so much happiness to our lives. I’m so sorry for your loss.

    • @Qu33nMary444
      @Qu33nMary444 Рік тому

      💔💔💔😭😭😭

    • @misterjordijey
      @misterjordijey Рік тому +4

      I’ve had two dogs, and loved them both more than anything. When my first died of old age when I was in my early 20’s I was heartbroken but when my last one, also of old age in 2019 when I was 38 my world shifted. Ive lost close people and I knew it would be tough, but nothing could prepare me for the abyss of grief I found myself in after that…

    • @MrClassic37
      @MrClassic37 Рік тому +1

      Im so sorry for your loss :( but plz know that they always let you know their presence that theyre always going to be with you! ❤ they continue loving even in the afterlife ❤️

  • @seraph_rj5700
    @seraph_rj5700 Рік тому +146

    14:14 losing my cat this past January was the absolute worst thing I’ve ever been through. Crying like a toddler. Screaming and crying about my baby. It was so traumatic

    • @juangarcia6473
      @juangarcia6473 Рік тому +17

      i held my 17yo dog as she passed last August, I feel you, I'm sorry for your loss

    • @seraph_rj5700
      @seraph_rj5700 Рік тому +24

      @@juangarcia6473 like the dolls were saying, its almost easier to lose people because you can reconcile with them. You can say goodbye and they understand. With pets you make all the decisions and bear that burden yourself

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 Рік тому +6

      @@seraph_rj5700 absolutely agree and to this day 30 yrs later putting down guilt still hits! 🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️

    • @lindabuck2777
      @lindabuck2777 Рік тому +11

      Oh honey I’m so sorry. Our loved ones always missed. 67, had my cat 16 yrs and ten yrs later still mourn n cry. Losing my sons dog now in the process of dying soon so imma basket case often. I live and will continue to love pets no matter what. Family MEMBERS🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️

    • @christinatodorova8631
      @christinatodorova8631 Рік тому +5

      I am so sorry for your loss. 💔

  • @carriefuller9939
    @carriefuller9939 Рік тому +45

    My seventeen year old cat has cancer and is being put down tomorrow. I've had her since I was twelve, I'm absolutely devastated. Your doggie death dula talk is cathartic for me right now.

    • @baby.goblin
      @baby.goblin Рік тому +5

      Sending you love babe

    • @carriefuller9939
      @carriefuller9939 Рік тому +1

      @@baby.goblin thank you

    • @faith8090
      @faith8090 Рік тому +5

      F in the chat for senior kitty ❤

    • @carriefuller9939
      @carriefuller9939 Рік тому +9

      @@faith8090 thank you , she crossed the rainbow bridge this afternoon. Thanks for everybody's condolences and support through my time of grief.

    • @faith8090
      @faith8090 Рік тому

      @@carriefuller9939 i have one that’s almost 12 years old & i know he won’t be here that much longer. it’s heart breaking. but there’s plenty of more kitties to pass that love along to & im sure that’s what he would want! 😊
      sending you love & positivity. ♥️

  • @Katelyn.Eby1215
    @Katelyn.Eby1215 Рік тому +144

    I've been use to the bi-weekly schedule lately so this was a TREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy to see it!!!!!!!

    • @trixiekatya9323
      @trixiekatya9323  Рік тому +179

      Get used to it! We're officially back to weekly!

    • @Katelyn.Eby1215
      @Katelyn.Eby1215 Рік тому +8

      ​@@trixiekatya9323 yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!! Best news everrrrrrrr!!!!!!

    • @Movingmts111
      @Movingmts111 Рік тому +5

      @@trixiekatya9323 omg!!!!!!!

  • @MicahMann
    @MicahMann Рік тому +194

    Congrats Katya on the credit score. That’s impressive!

  • @emjayink4505
    @emjayink4505 Рік тому +58

    I hope Trixie learns about permaculture and cob houses, she would absolutely obsess about how natural and resilient they are compared to conventional homes. Love listening to Trixie talk about topics she's obsessed about is always so relaxing for me

  • @NerdPlanetThird
    @NerdPlanetThird Рік тому +9

    I play this during bedtime so it's like they're reading me to sleep.
    Omg "reading me to sleep" just sounds like they're insulting me tbh that'd be fine too

    • @NerdPlanetThird
      @NerdPlanetThird 5 місяців тому

      @@Frutebrute69 Cool story, bro. Did you want more attention from me or? (Rhetorical btw).

  • @dilfbussy3757
    @dilfbussy3757 Рік тому +27

    7:01 Love how the camera changes into trixie’s fly being down

  • @angiemerino6859
    @angiemerino6859 Рік тому +21

    I gasped at the same time Katya did when Trixie said she’s never watched Inglorious Bastards 😂😮

  • @rainey1987
    @rainey1987 Рік тому +106

    Trixie needs to use the Trixie Motel in a Norman Bates Psycho Style ad being narrated by the chime girl voice. It would haunt a generation

  • @TortureMeat
    @TortureMeat Рік тому +47

    Lolol the story repeating and genuine shock by both will always be my favorite part of them talking to each other 😂😂 and my ass is over here finishing their stories to each other

  • @MsClaireMason
    @MsClaireMason 10 місяців тому +5

    “Katya inspired me to check my credit score” is not a sentence I thought I would say today

  • @mindy561
    @mindy561 Рік тому +19

    Once I was in an uber and he slammed on the breaks and my large iced matcha flew ALL over him from the back seat. We're talking sloshed to the windshield. He just said, 'ugh' and kept driving lmao.

  • @monkey93xf
    @monkey93xf Рік тому +19

    I knew a kid who had his neck fractured from Nickelodeon slime. They changed to a more watery formula, but it used to have cornstarch! Which turned it into a non Newtonian fluid (aka a solid at high speed and liquid at slow speed) and SMACKED them at like 30mph falling from a bucket.

  • @Reginageorgeisafuglyslut
    @Reginageorgeisafuglyslut Рік тому +10

    Unfortunately mobile homes are expensive as well. Even older ones that used to cost $10,000-$20,000, now cost $75,000-$150,000. My aunt and uncle bought a massive plot of land and was going to put a modular home on there. The modular and double-wide (two trailers put together) would cost them $175,000-$250,000 sadly. I grew up in a trailer my whole life and know the feeling of shame I had with it. But I was so so fortunate to have a stable home and while we were poor, we were happy and loved.

    • @Rocko8000
      @Rocko8000 Рік тому +3

      I know right. I guess they were cheaper back then...but now??? Cant afford it.

    • @morticiabaddams
      @morticiabaddams 10 місяців тому +2

      And the space fees that they charge now are insane, it's disgusting.

  • @KayDazzle90
    @KayDazzle90 Рік тому +8

    tbf that coffee lawsuit, the machine was broken and it was SO hot it gave 3rd degree burns. Sorry to be that girl, peace and love

  • @juliajanis4971
    @juliajanis4971 Рік тому +6

    I thought F in the chat was a reference to Metal Gear Solid 4 where there’s a cut scene and you “Press F To Pay Respects” at a grave visit

    • @delvinginthedepths9042
      @delvinginthedepths9042 3 місяці тому +2

      As a life long Metal Gear fan, it's definitely from Call of Duty.

  • @Animeartist124
    @Animeartist124 6 місяців тому +3

    So “man I feel like a woman” turns into “worst Madonna song” turns into “frozen” turns into “doggy death doula” and we get a play by play recap of Katya attending a chihuahua’s death ceremony for like 10 minutes. And my adhd doesn’t question how we got here once until the ad break 😂

  • @gratitude11117
    @gratitude11117 Рік тому +26

    Chime pays trixie Mattel money to use that little girl voice.

  • @AvaAboy
    @AvaAboy Рік тому +7

    The Chime little girl voice gets baby girlier and baby girlier each episode 🤣🤣

  • @jas3192
    @jas3192 Рік тому +9

    I’m late but Margot Robbie is pitch perfect casting for Katya!
    You know she could do it, she’s already done “I, Tonya”

  • @summerpadilla
    @summerpadilla Рік тому +12

    I need Brian to yell “EVERYONE HAD MATCHING TOWELS” in every podcast 🤣🤣

  • @angelbbyvancity
    @angelbbyvancity Рік тому +19

    Starting it off STRONG with the chime voice, 10/10 sets the mood perfectly.

  • @bleaf_
    @bleaf_ Рік тому +5

    I will say that manufactured homes and prefabs have gone WAY UP in popularity where I live and nobody says a damn thing about it because we all understand hey, shit's hard. Shoot, I know a couple who sold their house and tons of their stuff to get out of debt and when their situation finally stabilized they decided "fuck it, we'll work remote, get an RV and go wherever we want". If I didn't have kids (or collections to display like the nerd I am) I would probably love to do that, frankly.

  • @katiemckenzie4972
    @katiemckenzie4972 Рік тому +17

    We had our family dog put down last week just as Katya described. My dog was ancient at 16 so it was his time to go. It was bone achingly sad and I cried for hours straight. But the vet that came to do it was so lovely and calm too. She put my dog in the back of the car and drove off so quickly as well that part made me laugh.

  • @alexarobertson17
    @alexarobertson17 Рік тому +37

    Someone tell Trixie that there are first-time-homebuyer programs everywhere in the US. They might not be as easy to access in LA… Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are NATIONAL RESOURCES! Also people who are looking to move upwards on the property ladder don’t want to buy mobile homes because their values are volatile and will likely depreciate rather than appreciate. This makes mortgage lenders less likely to write a loan for one. They have a lot more restrictions than single family homes or condos.

    • @akerr5823
      @akerr5823 Рік тому +5

      I’m in Canada , but I feel like even if I could afford the trailer itself , there aren’t enough options of places to put them

    • @alexarobertson17
      @alexarobertson17 Рік тому +4

      @@akerr5823 omg don’t even get me started on Canadian mortgages!!! I am a Canadian expat from PEI. My American husband and I were asking my Canadian family members about how mortgages work there on our last visit. It’s insane how biased towards the banks the Canadian mortgage industry is. That’s an area that’s ripe for reform! Consumers have rights too and current circumstances seems unfair.

    • @thedeviouspanda
      @thedeviouspanda Рік тому +7

      Mobile home parks have been getting shut down left and right in Phoenix. The land/park owners sell of the parks and the people keeping their trailers there have like 180 days to find a new place to live. And sometimes the owners try to fight that and end up with less time to find a new place after they lose in court.

    • @alexarobertson17
      @alexarobertson17 Рік тому +2

      @@thedeviouspanda that’s so messed up! But I am a little thrown off at the face that the 2 replies I’ve gotten are from people in my 2 homes… I live in Surprise Az and I’m from Canada. 🙀

    • @werewoIf
      @werewoIf Рік тому

      Travel Trailers, Yes, mobile homes, no. i think her point is that compared paying rent or for a dorm, where you're throwing money away in exchange for zero ownership of any tangible asset, you can make similar or cheaper monthly payments on loan and end up actually OWNING a travel trailer, RV, or house boat. Once it's paid off -- in like 5 years of $500 a month if your trailer cost a middle-of-the-road $30,000, plus utitlities and that's stilla way better price than I could get in my area for rent rn- you can start putting that same amount in SAVINGS towards a down payment on a house. And all the while you don't have to worry about getting evicted with no warning.
      Painfully true that buying anything like a NEW new camper or car, is accepting that driving it off the lot reduces its value by an unpleasant amount of digits. I'd live in a hole before i drove anything off a lot

  • @marissamoreno4725
    @marissamoreno4725 Рік тому +5

    We lived in our 2bd 1 ba 590sqft shack for years as a family of 4. Paid off. It was ugly af on the outside, and the city legitimately asked my husband if we were drug dealers 💀 I hated it daily, but because of it we were able to save and now we are in our dream home. I wish I would’ve loved my trap home when I was there.

  • @Shwee113
    @Shwee113 Рік тому +15

    The McDonald's coffee burn lady that created the lawsuit received 3rd degree burns on her lap which required skin grafts. She was elderly as well it wasn't normal coffee temp.

    • @MsFuzzipoo
      @MsFuzzipoo 11 місяців тому

      Yes!!! She was FUCKED. The coffee was WAY too hot (and from the comments here I've learned it happened to many, many more people 😬).

  • @furkankurtuluss
    @furkankurtuluss Рік тому +271

    Trixie’s chime voice definitely needs a retirement home.

    • @jeffreylum6179
      @jeffreylum6179 Рік тому +26

      "Cause I'm a little giiirrrl" hahaha

    • @preachingsarcasm2213
      @preachingsarcasm2213 Рік тому +12

      It spooked me when I started the video

    • @nancyneyedly4587
      @nancyneyedly4587 Рік тому +41

      Do you think the people at Chime are sitting around going "this is not what we signed up for but here we are."

    • @raynesmith6889
      @raynesmith6889 Рік тому +24

      no it needs to live forever

    • @kittiikamii
      @kittiikamii Рік тому +10

      I tense up every time I hear it it’s so rotted 😭😭

  • @ascent8487
    @ascent8487 9 місяців тому +3

    Honey I’m a 41 year millennial and home ownership is absolutely a pipe dream.

  • @nae2614
    @nae2614 Рік тому +37

    Alternately crying and cackling while listening to this on my lunch break. My dog recently died and I still get emotional... and then you bust out webbed toes and mermaid pu$sy... Thanks for keeping it light hearted.

    • @montanaharris5301
      @montanaharris5301 Рік тому +2

      Right there with you girlfriend… my pup passed away 3 weeks ago and I’m still a wreck :( sending hugs

  • @emmarie2930
    @emmarie2930 Рік тому +13

    "Doggy death doula has to get side swiped in an Uber!" is the best way to describe how difficult it is to afford housing, lmao.

    • @Probablylani
      @Probablylani 8 місяців тому +1

      No for real. Literally the only way my family and I will finally be saved from school/etc debt is because my dad will be considered 100% disabled. It’s such a hilariously backwards thing to celebrate. 😅

  • @musicbycarolinebauer
    @musicbycarolinebauer Рік тому +17

    They need to do a podcast that’s just recasting iconic movies like they do with Kill Bill and they call it Who Would Play Her?

  • @NathaliRodCue
    @NathaliRodCue Рік тому +62

    Two weeks in a row!!! Blessed by the Pod yet again ✨

    • @KingLizardCountry
      @KingLizardCountry Рік тому +4

      Did you see they responded in the affirmative to another comment asking if the pod is weekly now? 🤩

    • @NathaliRodCue
      @NathaliRodCue Рік тому +3

      @@KingLizardCountry Yes weekly pod can’t wait for next week’s!

  • @seraph_rj5700
    @seraph_rj5700 Рік тому +24

    31:54 my boss has been mentioning the housing crisis for the youths and the millennials like, every day. So many “luxury apartment buildings” are springing up all over milwaukee and theyre not even affordable for a single person on a single income

    • @thedeviouspanda
      @thedeviouspanda Рік тому +5

      Phoenix is really something else with their apartment prices. (I live outside Phoenix in a nearby city and don't even get me started on the apartments here and how people here think affordable apartments equal rampant crime.) But this developer in Phoenix literally built an apartment complex between the jail, the scrap yard, and the homeless encampment, and said "$3000." There is ONE grocery store nearby. In what world Mary????

  • @huggles4204
    @huggles4204 Рік тому +27

    funny that the intro picture has trixie holding the microphone out almost like she’s letting someone else talk, and katya has hers by her mouth like she’s talking because we all know that doesn’t happen very often or at all mamA😀

    • @Starrgazed
      @Starrgazed Рік тому +4

      Totally thought the same thing😂😂😂

    • @huggles4204
      @huggles4204 Рік тому +1

      @@Starrgazed 😂

  • @MicahMann
    @MicahMann Рік тому +11

    My dad was in the manufactured home business for 40 years in North Alabama and now a days they are really nice. Some are square and 2 stories. They’ve come a long way.

  • @andrewjones9991
    @andrewjones9991 Рік тому +14

    Fun fact, Swoosey Kurtz is named that because her dad was an airforce vet and flew a plane called Swoosey meaning something between a swan and a goose.

    • @MsFuzzipoo
      @MsFuzzipoo 11 місяців тому +1

      Cool... Thanks for sharing that, I had no idea! I mean this with no sarcasm... I'm a 40+ year old woman and Swoosey has been a big part of my life/childhood. I swear, my mom watched _everything_ starring Swoosey.

  • @ravenswood118
    @ravenswood118 Рік тому +15

    That's what I love about you guys, even though you're pretty rich and famous now you never lost your compassion for other people. If your fame and wealth ever grow x10, please don't ever change. It seems like everyone does after a certain point. You gotta keep my faith in humans alive!

  • @redluis369
    @redluis369 10 місяців тому +3

    I swear those voices Trixie does are her soft sabotaging the brands

  • @ketolimbo7539
    @ketolimbo7539 Рік тому +8

    I guess some of us think the idea of owning a home is impossible cause job salaries rarely increase but the rent & bills goes up every 3 months 😭

  • @ModelsAtWar
    @ModelsAtWar 4 місяці тому +2

    Not me thinking they were playing the “Let it Go” frozen while they were putting the dog down 😭😂

  • @Scarlettojo
    @Scarlettojo Рік тому +1

    Headphones on full blast when I hear “HIIIIIIII IM A LITTLE GIRL!!!”

  • @liohent9508
    @liohent9508 Рік тому +5

    The Shania lyric with the inflection right on cue and in unison 😂

  • @bratalina
    @bratalina 11 місяців тому +2

    the amount of people in LA who just change lanes w/o looking is insane

  • @shynye
    @shynye Рік тому +24

    This is the only reason I like Tuesday 👑👏 😘

  • @michaeld5458
    @michaeld5458 Рік тому +3

    My Cousin Vinny is one of my favorite movies for her performance on the stand. The power she has is so incredible

  • @amysergenson482
    @amysergenson482 4 місяці тому +1

    “She took that dog carcass and swallowed it” I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @clydefr0g
    @clydefr0g Рік тому +10

    Y’all the description lmfaooo

  • @limolnar
    @limolnar Рік тому +7

    THANK YOU for addressing violence, homelessness, poverty, and other critical issues. You two are funny no matter what you talk about, so why not make the conversations matter?

  • @MadiFromMars
    @MadiFromMars Рік тому +7

    I am also very passionate about the housing crisis. All of the points were made, except for the epidemic of companies buying all the 200k houses, flipping them and then putting them up for rent..eating up the housing market!
    Also.. I was absolutely the 25 year old to buy a used 20k trailer…and I still spent all my money on stupid shit! And I’d do it again! But I agree, I wish it was more normalized *and* accessible. Most mobile home communities, even in small towns, are expensive as fuck or 55+.

  • @brandialfred926
    @brandialfred926 Рік тому +7

    Trixie!! Mobile homes have ground rent that are added into the taxes that most mortgage servicer do not cover! Though ground rent is only a couple hundred bucks, but most younger borrower go un-informed because they are so hyped to own some kinds of home

    • @milliped_e
      @milliped_e Рік тому +2

      In some places ground rent/lease costs just as much as rent.. Mine is 800$ a month. The land owners raised it almost 100$ this year xd

  • @ketolimbo7539
    @ketolimbo7539 Рік тому +3

    trixie & katya are GLOWING wow

  • @bustedkeaton
    @bustedkeaton 8 місяців тому +1

    15:39 to 15:43 is ridiculously funny out of context. Especially the way Trixies voice cracks on "feet"

  • @Dianaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa5555
    @Dianaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa5555 Рік тому +4

    I swear this podcast is the only thing keeping me alive rn

  • @jaycranford1592
    @jaycranford1592 Рік тому +2

    I wanna see y'all tour new mobile homes! I'm from Georgia, gay, and live alone in a mobile home. 3 bedroom / 2 bath with land was $26,000 (foreclosure, the family lived there less than a year). When it was foreclosed on the previous owners owned $109,000! It's paid off now but I will say I purchased it 10 years ago before the world went crazy due to covid!

  • @rachelf9168
    @rachelf9168 Рік тому +1

    I know in my heart that Trixie’s ad reads are a loving reference to Bryan and Erin on Attitudes (formerly Throwing Shade), and I have all the peace I need ❤️

  • @tytylookup
    @tytylookup Рік тому +1

    oh my GOD listening to this while HIGH had me wheezing when the ad came on with her little girl voice. I couldn’t breathe

  • @izatwin
    @izatwin Рік тому +4

    Tralier homes are largely a scam because if you agree to buying one you're subjected to trailer park property owners messing with you, and the trailers don't appreciate in value so ya end up sinking money into it without being able to own property or a home. There was a really good episode on John Oliver about it.

  • @hbhtcr5707
    @hbhtcr5707 Рік тому +2

    I legitimately don’t know what id do without this podcast. I love uhnn, and queens who like to watch and obviously trixies channel. But you two, together just talking, no topic or tv show to watch, is so fucking funny. I don’t even care that it’s about shit 99% of the time

  • @kiiiiikkkkiiiii
    @kiiiiikkkkiiiii Рік тому +3

    That line from New York by Madonna CRACKS ME UP truly a songwriting masterclass

    • @Rocko8000
      @Rocko8000 Рік тому

      HAHAHA and Trixie going... 🤨Who sings that? Who is that? 🤔

  • @lidvaskrov7915
    @lidvaskrov7915 Рік тому +2

    Amanda Seyfried as the bride and charlize theron as the eye patch lady

  • @minnele3
    @minnele3 Рік тому +3

    I'm just a little girl ad break always sends me:D

  • @halfpine9952
    @halfpine9952 Рік тому +8

    Love Katya keeping the brand consistency w/ her shirt and hat

  • @kaileland
    @kaileland Рік тому +3

    Rest in Peace Nappy 😕

  • @catherinejoystockley3691
    @catherinejoystockley3691 Рік тому +4

    As a big girl, Shallow Hal horrified me back in 2001 too ...

  • @Catherine-lr3ul
    @Catherine-lr3ul Рік тому +2

    okay LOVE the new photos/branding! GORGEOUS!!

  • @mamagrubbs
    @mamagrubbs Рік тому +11

    My husband and I had to put to sleep our cat two years ago after having her 17 years. it messed me up 😢 it took me a year to come to terms with my grief with help of meds and a grief counselor

  • @miss-jazz-deez9415
    @miss-jazz-deez9415 Рік тому +6

    The dolls with No hair😘🧙‍♀️✨

  • @dombot
    @dombot Рік тому +2

    Trixie’s Tammie Brown top is everything!!! “Check your FICO score, c___!!”

  • @sweetest4684
    @sweetest4684 Рік тому +3

    this took the awful day i was having and turnt it fierce diva hunny thriving thank u babez

  • @girlonfireproductions
    @girlonfireproductions Рік тому +2

    The Shania Twain wailingggggggg took me out 😆😆😆

  • @CaseyWatchin
    @CaseyWatchin Рік тому +2

    I was in one of the school shootings this week. I feel like I got a shoutout from my favorite podcast in the weirdest/worst way possible.😂😅

  • @lilo1019
    @lilo1019 Рік тому

    WEEKLY PODCASTS!!!! I’m so excited🎉❤🥰🥰🥰

  • @africasnas
    @africasnas Рік тому +18

    I don't know why but Trixie not knowing Thandiwe Newton is surprising to me.

    • @thedragonsunicorn
      @thedragonsunicorn Рік тому

      same, i thought everyone knew thandiwe and trixie is my reference frame for 'everybody' . 💀 if she doesn't know you, apparently you're not famous enough.

    • @thedragonsunicorn
      @thedragonsunicorn Рік тому

      trixie knowing susan boyle though... that was strangely surprising. but of course she would, it makes sense, but im still surprised.

  • @emmiem6159
    @emmiem6159 Рік тому +1

    Lol this dave and busters bit🤣

  • @laurennielson9309
    @laurennielson9309 Рік тому +2

    miss tracy's fly being open made the whole shania twain bit so much funnier