Medals, Mortality, & Medical Sex Vibes with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- It's time to pop open that Boku juice box you've been saving since the 1996 Summer Olympics and let that adult-oriented fruit juice blend wash over you in an orgasm of black cherry and white grape. Today, Trixie and Katya hold center stage to talk about the benefits of gymnastics leotards, confronting one's own mortality, and C.S.I. Miami sex.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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Trixie not knowing who Dua Lipa is until she's referred to as Dula Peep is incredible and v on brand for her
I don't know who that is. I don't know most of the songs they use on Drag Race for the lip syncs these days. If its not Cher, Britney, or Gaga, I don't know it.
I only know about her from James the predator omg lol
PLSSS😭
“Dua Lipa”
“Whoo?”
“Dula Peep”
“Ohhh”
@@MrL1O1V1E1 who's James the predator???
@@happiestplace3754 James Charles
Katya knows how to wear a wig in a God-honoring way.
... OK
"That was a wig?!" Killed me🤣
@@MarcosIsABaritone woooooosh
I mean literally god honoring, it kinda looks like a tonsure.
😂
This episode is just Trixie going through it with the inevitability of death and Katya wanting to talk about the olympics
And i love .
omg tracey trying to show genuine human emotions for ocne and katya just not having it 💀
😂😂😂😂
“Stung, he’s dead now, past tense.” 💀
“She was Satan in heels”
just in case people don't know, Sting isn't dead and he wasn't the singer for The Cars
Trixie was talking about Ric Ocasek
IM LOSING IT LMAO
I would pay an egregious amount of money to listen to Katya commentate any Olympic sport
i would pay even more money to listen to katya commentate an olympic sport that she doesn’t understand. like curling 😭🤚
Katya & Leslie Jones = Olympic Commentary Heaven
I’m talking dark web, VPN networks, paying a guy…I have to see Katya taking over Olympics coverage
Oh yes. SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING holy fuck. Would be incredible
I love how they had the editors of UNHhhh on podcast and they mentioned how Trixie and Katya don't remember the stories they tell each other -- and here's another example. 😆 You can find the Adderall story in episode 113 of UNHhhh, Dental Artistry .
And I think the carjacking/stolen phone story was from UNHhhh too. It's funny but understandable with the amount of content they put out.
@@foufillefou Trixie talks about the carjacking in the "Fighting" episode (134) of UNHhhh.
the way katya reacts is hilarious. i love the fact she doesn’t remember the story at all
Their fans remember better than they do
Its so funny how its BRAND NEW to them when they tell these stories. Its fascinating how little they retain of what they have told each other! LMAO
"Pregnancy is a good thing?" Katya once again being the most relatable person for me
Same here!! 🙌🏻
Seriously. It feels like a death sentence to me lmao
Well if its wanted, not everyone hates kids
@@bafbaas1210 I love kids but I never wanted any for myself.
@@bafbaas1210 you don't have to hate or dislike kids to not want to be cracked open like a turkey and put yourself and them through all that. It's just an unfortunate fact, it's a painful process.
When katya leaned forward and there was a bald spot i think that was the best reveal
The recording studio is so medical looking with those white tables, I miss trixies living room
YESSS I have thought this for weeks
They desperately need colorful table cloths and some decor
Same.
White tablecloths need to go
They should steal some stuff from their Netflix studio
the fact half the comments are about how much we like it when there are no guests LOL it's true tho... nothing compares to the (bald) dream team 💖💖
But Ron and Jeff
macy was sooo good on the show tho, but yeah usually it’s better just being the two of them rambling hahaha
i absolutly loved macey rodman
@@joshuazeeman7553 I want them to bring Pete from the basement!
I actually love it best when it is only Trixie & Katya (the Brians) kiki-ing 🥰
Does anybody else feel like we need a podcast with Pete? We had Jeff and Ron, where’s Pete 😭
Pete's busy dancing shirtless on Insta and I'm here for every second
@@mastermalaprop 👀
Couldn't agree more. The few times he was seen on camera during an UHNNN-shoot were some of the funniest of the show (and there were waay more of those on ALL of the episodes 😂)
Pete has gone full Tibetan monk vow of silence after getting dragged through the mud by these ladies for chiming in with the "Fear got the best of you."
They probably offered him to be on the pod as a guest but the fear probably got the best of him :/
Glad to see Katya’s FULL Friar Tuck fantasy come to fruition.
lmao so hard
I love it when Trixie isn't comprehending anything Katya's saying even though nothing Katya's saying is even remotely ambiguous or unclear.
I think that might be because she's not listening lol
Katya being hyperfixated on the olympics and veering every topic back to it is so very relatable 😂
you probably didn’t mean it in a mean way, but please don’t use the word hyperfixation for someone who isn’t autistic
@@TheeEnglishLesbian As someone with adhd I actually meant It more in an adhd way since we get hyperfixations too and I’m just projecting here lmao
@@TheeEnglishLesbian autistic people don't own the term hyperfixated. Sorry. . . . not sorry. I find this kind of PC policing exhausting and petty.
@@TheeEnglishLesbian It's a word - anyone can use it
@@TheeEnglishLesbian I have ADHD and get hyperfixated all the time :)
at this point, trix, the dolls are the dolls
do you believe in milk and cookies ?
Gina Gum is just a quote factory isn't she
I screamed
the fact that I say that a few times a week without context is my favorite thing abt myself🤣
@@hallieculpepper145 I DO THE SAME
Katy talking about gymnastics and old Russian women competing in gymnastics is so on brand it’s sickening
If she hasn't watched Killing Eve yet I will LOSE IT
Her last name is from her childhood favorite Russian gymnast….
i’m so sorry to her but the name is now dula peep and we have wendell whelmans to thank for that
WHENDYYYY🤩
She is FOREVER AND FOR ALWAYS Dula Peep.
Or as TS Madison would say, "Wendell Bartholomew Orienthal Rufus Clyde Theodes Pookie Eldover James and the Giant Peach.... " 🤦🏾♀️😅
@@brittany2900 I JUST watched this😂
@@misscanada18 TS Madison stays in my recommended! 😂
"Shuffling off this mortal coil, ahh..mmm.. it's just... I mean... what a thrill." KATYA YOU NEVER CEASE TO CRACK ME TF UP 😂
I love the guests, but love just the two of them even more
👏👏👏👏🙌
Right?! There’s just something special about these videos
@@koii55 I just hope they would edit them less. The conversation is too choppy
Trixie reaching out all the way to grab Katya's finger AWW
I dont actually watch them. just listen and clean so soothing 😌
But now I need to see this moment you're talking about
timestamp??
@@hea218 38:20
"You probably looked like a pre-vert"
"Nooo, nooo, I'm gay gay gay!"
This exchange is exactly 5 seconds, so you can arrow back and watch it over and over.
THE TINY WHISPER WHEN TRIXXIE TALKD ABT BOB SAYING SOMEONE DOESN’T HAVE A LICENSE “ todrick hall” 😭😭😭😭😭
Todrick hall isn’t a celebrity tho, he begs for listerine mouthwash on his UA-cam channel
THANK YOU! I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT: I knew someone would be able to make it out and i just couldnt but then listened back- clearly hear todrick hall
i love that trixie is freaked out thinking about death & katya cant wait to die and i am both
Imagine being the child of Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black, the impossible standards knowing that your dad has an Oscar and that your other dad has a golden Olympic medal
the kid: "well, Nobel prize it is then"
I am so attracted to Katya in and out of drag, good god. It’s the energy, the hilarity, the hotness
“You probably looked like a prevert” I spit my coffee out watching this live y’all 😂😂😂😂
I wasnt ready for all the death talk, they really put the MORBID in the morbidity.
As a person facing a disabled parent wanting assisted death I wasnt ready, but Trixies bluntness always helps me put things in perspective.
It could be because her native american roots view death in a different lens than most americans do. Hence her openness about the topic.
yeah I was having a moment here and listening to this was a fairly visceral experience.
Wow Katya hit me where I live about grief. I didn’t like my dad when he passed. We had a complicated relationship. He was a manipulative person but he was still my dad. It’s nice to hear that it’s not a unique experience, that other people feel the way I feel.
"Mom's gonna feed us..."
I love how Trixie is experimenting with some of Katya's voices
i appreciated that toooo
Watching and listening to this podcast makes you realize that Trixie isn't really interrupting Katya anymore. It's really like Katya attempting to put a sentence together and Trixie fully filling that space💀
EXACTLY
teamwork, baby. as someone who frequently struggles to form a single coherent thought i would love to have a friend like that.
sitting here with corona, isolation day three, first time i've laughed. feels good
Hope you get well soon bébé
Day 7 for me, hope you are feeling better soon xx
Hope you survive sis
Get well and feel well soon!
I hope you are back to full health soon and in the meantime, much love and good vibes your way. ❤️
trixie basically saying she doesn’t wanna see katya dies if she died she will k word herself is so me
Do you have a time stamp lol I think I missed this part 👿
@@giorgia.m the convo starts at 43:50!
HARAN!!!! Hi gay!!
@@RNCHFND happy pride mnth!!
K word lol
I have thanatophobia (death anxiety), i was worried that listening to trixie talk about mortality and all that stuff would trigger me, but it was actually nice hearing someone else verbalize the fears that i have and that, like me, trixie also had difficulty with mortality as a child
katya talking about gymnastics and being up to date on all the tea, queen thank you im living for it
katya always loses her mind when trixie tells her a drug story lmaoo 😅”do weed” “eat the marijuana”
i loveeee that tattoo katya has - my scorpio ass
42:43 for me
Inject one weed 😆
Katya's passionate demanding of back supporting chairs is SO Relatable
When I was younger (17/19), I went thru a period of being terrified of death & dying- I mean paralyzing anxiety.. thankfully after going thru counseling & medicine, I was able to get thru it,& now-although I’m not completely comfortable w/death-I am more accepting of it,& I realize it’s honestly the price we all pay for being alive. To be alive is to one day be dead.
tell me about it. you get a perspective on death when you get rushed to an understaffed state hosp ER while you wince from a burst appendix, waiting for a doc to tend to you. luckily we moved to a private hosp but damn, the people you see dying simply bc they're not rich. people failed by the state. real talk.
Katya, thank goodness you seem to have a healthy interest and feelings about "end of life" issues. Although I am a fabulous old queen, I have been an RN for 31 years. Americans don't seem to be very open or accepting of the end.
More like humans in general who feel that way. I don’t think it’s specifically an American thing to have trouble accepting death
If they are talking about depressed people who are otherwise healthy, that’s called lazy medicine (giving up on them and letting them commit suicide). As someone with Aspergers who is more prone to suicidal ideation because of how neurotypicals treat me every day, I’d prefer that neurotypicals take empathy classes so I don’t get to that point again. I’m sure they’d love for me to die, but I don’t want to give them the satisfaction. It’s cold hearted.
Am I the only one repeatedly yelling, "Ric Ocasek! The singer from The Cars is Ric Ocasek!" to the point my roommates are convinced I'm stoking out?
Okay the whole death and dying talk really makes me want y'all to interview Caitlin Doughty from Ask A Mortician!
Katya’s attitude towards death is comforting
Not Trixie calling out Todrick for driving without his license lmao
Y'all need to have Caitlin Doughty(Ask a Mortician) LA based licensensed Mortician of UA-cam fam on the pod. She will answer alllll of the death questions.
Please!! Caitlin is so fab
Describing that anticipation of grief was so perfectly said, “Knowing there’s a set window of time, that is continuously closing.”
I love it when Katya gets into gymnastics. Fellow ex gymnast understands all the lingo
“I haven’t told you this story” Fully has told this story on Unhhhh on the dentistry episode
lmaoo the one at 3:00 as well
Honestly as someone who just lost a loved one this was the comic relief + realness that I needed
When Trixie said ‘ she’s First Nation like me’ and Katya said ‘ what’s that mean’ I was thrown off guard, and then remembered the USA calls First Nations, Native Americans 😂😂😂 I was like how does this woman not know
lollll same 😭 indigenous is the most respectful term here (canada), but i hear first nation/native american too
@@e11a222 I’m in Canada, indigenous is the umbrella term for First Nations, Métis and Inuit
Trixie's just saying what a lot of people keep inside. And who would have thought Katya would be the stable one in this episode. Made my day though thx!
living for katya's friar tuck serve lol
Trixie: Telling people you are dying is like a reverse of telling someone you are pregnant.
Katya's instant response: Wait pregnancy is a good thing?
Iconic.
Katys fully challenging the ethics of the olympics is everything i needed
Katya is serving medieval monk realness with her tonsure haircut. Amazing. 😅
i would like to see katya's style of makeup on trixie and visa versa for a video- it would be so trippy
KATYA IS THE QUEEN OF THE GYMTERNET. HER COMMENTARY WAS FUCKING SPOT THE FUCK ON. THANK YOU.
I was genuinely concerned that you guys didn’t recognize that being gay famous, living in LA, and being ingrained in drag culture dramatically biases your perception of gay life in general so I appreciate Katya acknowledging that lmao.
This is how all your podcasts should be. YOU TWO DO NOT NEED GUESTS. Your magic happens in the chemistry of your friendship.
Did Trixie just tell us Todrick Hall driving around w no license and Katyas response was “not surprising.” ☠️
I love these women alone, I love dark hair on Katya and I love looking to see if unhhhh is back or not. Thank you babies for the constant content all week.
As someone whose nephew is dying from cancer, hearing Trixie talk about her terminally ill friend and how she’s processing it was so nice❤️
I like hearing katya question what gen z will be into, cause theres just me, a gen z, staring at my hyperfixation on kink and knowing that having a piss kink is a full meme to gen z, and we were *raised* on way too adult/kinky fanfiction and stumbling upon a B D S M TEST and comparing the results
I MEAN CMON. THE RICE PURITY TEST AND THE BDSM TEST WERE LITERALLY TRENDS ON TIKTOK
End of 1st Ad Read: 14:32
End of 2nd Ad Read: 33:41
"You're watching your family's corpse crisp in front of you." "Not necessarily, if there's a discreet, little pit." I snorted. 😂😂
I love when its just these two shooting the shit.
One of my uncles fished his whole life, so when he died his daughters cooked his ashes into boilies (balls of fish food), and then we fed them to the fish and the swans at his childhood fishing spot.
I didn't know him, and it was a weird time. But it feels good to know he went to the fishes.
I read this as one of my uncles finished his whole life and I thought to myself what an interesting way to say someone has passed! I love the idea of this and him going back to the fishes
"vault is dududududududu hup-oof-AAAH" ~Katya 2021
"oh is it this thing? the bouncy?" ~Trixie 2021
I can’t believe neither of them said “ohh I just heard” yet
Mama! What is this body of Christ number we're experiencing with this table cloth?
The white hotel pool towels?
This 😭😭😭😭😭
SERIOUSLY THOUGH. Last Supper vibes.
I am in love with all of Katya's Olympic takes!
We need Caitlin Doughty as a guest!!!! She and Katya would be besties.
"Did Frederica ever mention a John Hopkins or a Bob Hoskins?"
I had to pause at that, I was laughing so hard.
Honestly liked it more when it was in trixies house lmaooo
I love these two biological, feminine and delicate women so fucking much, it's unbelievable how much they've got me through
that part
i love the two of them so much it's legit insane. i could watch/listen to them talk forever they make me so happy
After this episode I feel it's perfect timing to have Caitlin Doughty as a guest on the pod!
everyone ignoring the monk wig bc we’ve literally been brainwashed and manipulated into accepting it…. evil!!!!
I love when Katya gets to go in on topics. Even when trixie doesn’t follow!
Trixie with stubble always makes me feel things.
This is by far my most favourite episode! I like it so much better when it's just the two of them,they just play off each other so lightly and easily. It's refreshing is what it is.
Them having so fun during Katya's birthday is so wholesome 🥰
Listening while in the middle of a literal tornado 🥰 at least if I get blown away I’ll be BLOWN away by this great fucking podcast ✨💅🏽
Ya'll should have askamortician (Caitlin Doughty) on, she would totally do it and I feel like you guys would have such an interesting conversation.
This podcast was timely. I like these two together. I do find Katya's view on death to be fascinating.
Do an episode about death with Caitlin Doughty (Ask A Mortician) as a guest!!
I would LOVE to hear Katya’s birthday playlist~ I want to know the exact vibe of that party because it sounds SO FUN
omg this episode had my head spinning: katya wearing a tshirt with an almodovar reference and a wig with her favorite hairstyle; katya explaining gymnastics to trixie; two aging millenials not knowing who ric ocasek or the police are. lol
more conversations normalizing death and stripping the expensive and ridiculous traditions need to occur. kudos to these two. great episode.
Katya is ME when it comes to crying when Olympians after winning. It's everything.
So more evidence that these two biological women dont listen to each other and stories are always new to them 🤣 I live ❤
48:30 Trixie there isn't a resource crisis. There's enough for every single person on the planet. There's a resource hoarding crisis.
THANK YOU
Is it just the two of them today? If so, HOORAY!!!
Trixie falling over after saying “Stung, he’s dead now” had me cackling
First time watching one of these particular Trixie & Katya videos. I have a whole new appreciation/love for Katya. SO intelligent, so sensitive.
the fact katya is wearing a tupe and she GAVE HERSELF A BALD SPOT is sending me to the moon
T&M randomly jinxing each other brings me a ridiculous amount of joy.
When I first understood the concept of death (I think I was around 7-8 years old at the time), my reaction was exactly like Trixie's. I used to not being able to sleep half the night and worried about what if they don't wake up the next morning. At the time, I slept in the same room with them and used to went as far as climbing next to them and putting my finger under their nose to make sure they're still breathing. I forgot this happened but hearing someone talking about it is really comforting. Thank you for sharing.
Someone tell Katya the gymnasts actually DID the "one-touch warm up" this Olympics. I think US coverage was truly bad because in the Canadian one, we were able to watch everything hehe
For event finals, though? They allow one-touches for team and all-around, but not event finals typically.
You know what? I'm way more convinced with these advertisements than I ever will be from the obnoxious UA-cam ads. Trixie's and Katya's voice are so much more pleasing and convincing than the excessive CGIs
Me thinking maybe I should get anti pattern baldness treatments despite being a 20 year old girl with a full head of hair because katya says they’re so good
"A Torture Wheel, a Wagon Wheel, a Water Wheel of Piss", a new play by Caryl Churchill
when katya said she cried watching the olympics…I REALLY FELT THAT!!
Its so funny how its BRAND NEW to them when they tell these stories. Its fascinating how little they retain of what they have told each other! LMAO