What Have You Done Today to Feel Proud? with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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Katya hitting the punchline of every joke with a wheezing "ooh there ain't no other way" makes me cackleeeeeeee
It’s the new “extra extra”
this and “extra, extra” just amuses me so much every damn timeee
It's my most favorite thing ever.
Every time
What episode does it start at!?😭😭 I need to know!
Katya: I never get scared of anything
Flying cockroach:
😱😅
Trixie never failing to address that she is in fact, a bottom.
SCREAMED
@@englishconnectionsevilla-t9652 remove the s 🤭
maybe this time she is doing an impression of a turtle thrown onto its back and katya has to save her ;)
@@gingerdog8203gurl go home
@@gingerdog8203 FULL FAT MAMA
Katya absolutely cackling imagining trixie belly flopping and dying is SICKENING 😭 and trixie’s face
On the flip side of puking so fiercely the endorphins rush and temporarily snatched waistline from being forced to do the equivalent of a thousand crunches is kind of fabulous 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
This part had me crying laughing
And I cackled with them😂😂😂
Let’s take a break
the funniest bit was tue fact you know where the story was going: crowdsurf, everyone moves away, fall on the floor... THEN DIED?! it was the unexpectedness of the "you died" that killed me 😭
So another thumbnail of trixie in a gynecological pose?
I’m her gynecologist and I can confirm it is in fact Miss Mattel
Cause she's a woman
It’s the tradition
As an embalmer I'm so happy to hear Trixie knowing about non-thermogenic make-up.
Random but your last name is cool :)
@@Ulkavyn That's the french word for "embalming" :)
Fuckin amazing
My grandma died in the late 70s. She’d made a meticulous list for her funeral. One item was an open casket. During the viewing, someone said to my Mom, “She looks lovely, like she’s just sleeping.” Mom said, “No she doesn’t. She looks dead. Keep moving.” 😂💀
👏👏👏💪💪
Fierce!
Every time I go to an open casket funeral I swear I think I see them breathing and I lean in like ARE YOU SLEEPING FR, then hug them and walk away like I guess they’re not
Mom keeping it real lmao I love that for her
SERIOUSLY. It is the biggest lie. Like… have you ever seen a sleeping person ma’am? Because that ain’t it. That looks like a wax figure that looks constipated. Open caskets are heinous.
let katya finish a story challenge
Impossible
99% FAIL
you must be new here
is it ur first time here?🙁
(Emotional)
Don’t apologize for the movie talk, I always love how excited you girls get to talk about your favorite movies!
And it reminds me of movies I want to see, and/or rewatch.
Like Contact, for example.
Me too! I learn and watch so many cool things from the pod.
I honestly love it too!❤️❤️ youtube community of movie/shows reactors is my drug so having them talking about them in such a genuine and unique way is really enjoyable.
they have references they understand every time, they quote.
Now I go: “BUH BUH BUH BUH BH BBUH” when I think of Barbarian because of Katya hahahhaa
IKR, would love to hear their thoughts on Everything everywhere all at once- not sure I've heard them mention- thought it'd be up Katya's street!
Katya: it would be amazing if you jumped like if you were going to crowsurf, and everybody scattered, and you bellyflopped - and died!
Trixie: 👁️👄👁️
Katya: 🎶ooh there ain't no other way🎶
no cuz I couldn’t BREATHE.
My friend died in 2015 and they used this crazy purple looking lip gloss on him and it made me go MANIC. We had a giant pad to write goodbye messages on and I said "your lipgloss was poppin"
Omg
Was it urban decay? Cause I think I remember that lip gloss.
I’m sorry for your loss and also that is the funniest thing you wrote on the card I can’t stop laughing
That’s a really great goodbye message.
If my best friend doesn’t read me even in death, I’m not dyin
I just wanna talk about Katya’s amazing character development. Last episode she said Succession was not watchable, to watching every single episode and loving it. ♥️ You’re doing amazing sweetie
I have not started Succession yet, but I feel it’s inevitable.
@@auroraborealis13579 i thought I was never gonna watch it, now i’m deep into season 3 and I can’t get enough. 10/10 recommend 👍🏻👌🏻
I wanted to hear her thoughts on succession! Sarah snook was everything on that show
@@sammyp9514 I know, right? I’ve been wanting to hear her go into a deep dive of Game Of Thrones but Trixie keeps fucking that up 😂😅
Succession is magnificent and worth the investment. Do it.
“I notice for me, there has to be stakes”
“I thought you were vegetarian?” 🤨
Criminally underrated, 10/10
Girls......... The makeup artist for my grandmas funeral was in a silly goofy mood that day and just drew her eyebrows in the middle of her forehead and pushed her hair all the way back and it was SO BADDDDDDDDD. I couldn't stop laughing bc it looked like that dog that someone drew eyebrows on. I spent the whole funeral laughing and i still feel awful about it. My grandma was NOT living laughing loving in that casket
This is the only way to have an open casket
i’m so sorry but this is hilarious … grandma doing drag in the casket
I know the exact dog you mean omfggg
When you remember most embalmers are straight old men, it makes sense why the makeup is not giving lmao
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Trixie in her “waiting for him to bring a towel back to wipe with” position in these thumbnails lately is killing meee
NO I SEE IT☠
I'm so thrilled by it I hope they keep it going lmao
Heavens bless you for pointing this out to me. I'm in hysterics. ❤
dungeons and drag queens means that we are hurtling towards a timeline where brennan lee mulligan and katya have a conversation and i will know bc its gunna blow out my third eye like a lamppost in a lightning storm.
Trixie and Katya for Dungeons & Drag Queens S2
I’ve started saying oh ain’t no other way in regular conversation because of kayta saying at all the time. It’s on a loop in my head.
Hearing their staff breaking in the back is my favorite thing! 🤣🤣
The last person I saw in a casket was my childhood abuser so it was the opposite of traumatizing :)
what’s the opposite tho? Calming? Therapeutic?
Lucky
2:27 start of the podcast
14:55 end of ad break #1
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❤❤❤
Thank you!!!
you are a saint
You are a blessing to society
Thank You
trixie watching videos of people getting permanently injured from car crashes is the realest thing😭😭😭 and katya wheezing at the idea of trixie belly flopping and dying😭
take a shot everytime katya sings “ohhh there aint no othwr way”
Are you trying to kill us??
You touched upon a very important topic for me on the very end of the video and that is how Pride is becoming a celebration and how we should be more grateful. Unfortunately in a lot of countries it still feels like a protest even if it is an organised event. Here in Croatia, just a little over 10 years ago there was only a Parade in our capital city of Zagreb. The second city to do a Pride Parade was Split, and people were being literally stoned by those who didn't support it. It was crazy. We have come a long way since and now have Pride Parades in 5 major cities on Croatia. I can't imagine anything like that happening today.
Can we all PLEASE talk about the 20 min etsy ad that they turned comments off on? Trust me, there’s a reason Etsy doesn’t want any unpaid public discussion about their company. Plz y'all, google around and decide whether or not you want to support a company that treats independent creators and artists so poorly while demanding an unreasonable share of their profits. And if you’re an artist, for the love of god please learn how to market a small business on your own instead of letting Etsy’s grubby hands in your puppetchute
Is that why the comments were off? I saw the vid this morning and didn’t see anything negative really
Came here to find a comment like this
I said it under that video and I'll say it again: You're hurting those of us with Etsy shops by boycotting Etsy. I don't like fees, but I would much rather you still shopped at my store. Who do you think you're hurting the most? It's not the CEO with already fat pockets. It's us.
Just got through crying in a corner in my room floor, these two gay men actually made me laugh, thank you
Same. Their effervescent nihilism is truly sustenance. Hoping you get as much escapism as you need. ❤
sending love to you both ❤ from one Internet stranger to another, I hope whatever is going on eases up or moves on from weighing you down.
🎶ooh there ain’t no other way🎶
when katya has to cut off a joke, you know it was bad💀
Knowing where that Michael joke was going.. I died! 💀🤣
Katya: [starting that Michael Jackson comment]
Me: Is the sniper going to get her?!
Tracy: Let's take a break!
I like the plants in the background. Trixie and Katya’s faces usually blend into the pink wallpaper because there’s no contrast between the wallpaper and their faces. Maybe hang darker portraits or something to frame them against the bg.
agree!!
I find a lot of comfort knowing that when I’m in bed watching car crash videos at 2am, Trixie is somewhere out there doing the same thing.
This is very personal, but for me an open casket helps me internalize that the person is not in that body anymore. Helps me separate who they were from what's in front of me, and helps me process death a bit better. That said Ive only seen people who were not in a bad state when they died, I don't think I'd be the same if they were in an accident and didn't look like themselves anymore.
You worded this very articulately! As a teen my friend was cremated and I never saw him other than his urn, I think it really does effect how you grieve! Like he could have moved away for all I knew if I didn’t know
these recent thumbnails have literally just been trixie testing sex positions
Katya be PRAYING for trixies downfall 🤣🤣🤣
pride will be your downfall (c) bob the drag queen
I'm not traumatized by dead bodies in a casket at a wake, they make the body look much better by then (makeup, embalming, whatnot). I did, however, recently see my uncle at the hospital when he was almost gone, heart barely beating, body already cold...now THAT was traumatizing. A freshly dead or dying body is terrifying, y'all. It is bleak.
i'm so sorry, baby, i hope he's in a better place.
Katya: “I don’t get scared of shit!”
Also Katya: *screams bloody murder at a flying cockroach*
I do Microblading:
It’s a pigment that is scratched below the epidermis*. It can last about 18 months.
5 to 6 weeks after that you’ll need to go back for a touch up.
Always looks super dark before it peels.
It’s not a tattoo. Tattoos go below the dermis.
Good luck!! 😊
*corrected
+
I do mi own
@jsanns I think you mean beneath the epidermis: if they were beneath the dermis, they'd barely be visible.
What a bunch of a pedantic BS. It's a temporary tattoo, mary.
@@AnneOnymaus YES! Thank you for that callout! That’s what I get for commenting when I’m exhausted.
I don't mean to be a hater but I've always found Tarantino so icky, fetishizing women's specific body parts and then fetishizing them getting brutalized. The movies are sometimes great but I always feel dirty and sad afterwards.
I have permanent nerve damage from throwing up & a lot of emotional trauma from being frightening ill in the guts back in 2020. Anyway something that helped me get over the fear of it happening again is a) the fact that I didn't die & b) hearing about someone else's puke kink & finding that hilarious. Not so scary after all.
i love this as someone also lowkey-highkey scared of throwing up after an experience in 2019 😭
I want them to find out about Order of the Good Death and death positivity! I think they’d really appreciate knowing there are many other options besides embalming and open caskets funerals in big expensive caskets. Dead bodies aren’t inherently traumatizing but seeing somebody look so unrecognizable is the scary part. But I love when they talk about those kinds of topics sm !
I believe one of their Netflix watches was about a small business that does funerals. I can't remember how death positive it was and of course they were On The Clock for drag shit but I do remember some of that acknowledgement. YMMV of course ❤
Fellow Deathling here! I couldn’t agree more- that is truly the crossover I want.
Yes, I think they would love Caitlin and everything she does.
@@alien-vu7ylkind of a shame that Caitlin has moved out of LA now though. I mean I dont doubt Caitlin appearing on the pod can happen if these 2 wanna make it happen but makes it harder definitely
@@cool_labs A collab did not even cross my mind before you mentioned it but now I want it desperately. How do we get these educated ladies to read Caitlin’s books? That would probably be the easiest introduction.
All these thumbnails of Trixie's 🫏...
She's sending signals ...
This is easily in the top 3 episodes of the podcast. Christ, I had to pull over I was laughing so hard.
I love to see trixie fashion style advance throughout the pod honestly im living ✨️
This button up specifically is so lesbian and I’ve never wanted something more
“Im not an HGTV star,” says the star of a motel renovation progrum 😂
Jackie Brown is 100% the best Taratino movie. Pam Grier is amazing in it.
Definitely interesting. Ordell 🙄
I thought you were talking about a Tammie Brown documentary directed by Quintin Tarantino
Came here to laugh at Etsy for getting bullied and removing the comments on the most recent video. 😂
waittt what were the comments? i was too late to seeee ahahah
i think trixie needs help what are these thumbnails
ooh there ain’t no other way
Thank the gay gods they've finally figured out that a couple of plants will hide the light switches, after weeks of them trying different subtle camera angles and seat placements. Trixie and Katya - helping me with my OCD and general mental health. Eventually. 💖💖💖
Hi funeral goer here, when I was a teenager I had two friends die and each had an open casket funeral. The worst part is they both died gruesome ways. One was murdered (strangled) and the other unalived himself with a gun. So yes two 16 year old boys in a open casket within one year of each other like that? Horrible, I've never been the same. Now I'm scared forever it is not comforting
As a teen my friend did it with a rope but at his funeral he was, just a box(urn). It still feels like he just moved away and switched numbers. It’s hard imagining him as “never seen again”. My grandpa had frostbite all over his face and it was so weird seeing him like that It’s really so life changing seeing someone you love look DIFFERENT. So sorry you had 2 teen deaths nothings more life changing than losing a young friend❤
A sad and rotten movie fact about "Planet Terror" with Rose McGowan:
Rose dated director of the movie at the time Robert Rodriguez and she told him that she was assaulted by Weinstein which was very topical since the movie was produced by Weinstein's company. Robby boy, I guess decided to be "the avenger" for Rose and wrote in that scene where Tarantino's character is about to r*** Rose while basically rotting, melting and turning into this disgusting creature and then being killed by Rose. He meant it as an insult to Weinstein who apparently got the "reference" and acted awkward around Rob and Rose afterwards. But Rose felt betrayed by Rob because she tells him she was r*** and then he goes ahead and writes in a r*** scene for her. Good intentions, bad execution. Sit down, Robert 🤦♀️
I WAS WAYYYYY TOOOO YOUNG TO WATCH FROM DUSK TILL DAWN!!! HAHAHA No idea it had vampires. Had to turn it off. Watched 10 years later and it’s lit!!!
who’s making these thumbnails??? 😭😂🤣
About open caskets, I was 100% with you and always hated when people would come up and say oh they look so good, no they don't they look like silly putty people. That is until my Grandma passed earlier this year, she'd been on high flow oxygen for over a week and had big red patches on her nose and mouth in the hospital and looked terrible. She looked more like herself in the casket then she had in weeks, and I finally understood it. I still don't love it but it made me why some people like it for closure.
I spent a total of three days getting my microblading certification before I was sent off to essentially tattoo peoples faces without any further training or instruction. I lasted a few weeks before the anxiety and the stress diarrhea made me quit. I couldn’t handle the responsibility of micoblading someone’s face with that little of experience time. It’s wild
Same, I only did a few and left it there . I done a week training here in Europe and that was it .I didn't feel trained enough at all .
My husband used to be a regular ass tattoo artist and it does not get talked about how stressful that shit is! Can't imagine how wild and scary it would be to focus entirely on the face 😬
Ooooooo miranda reference!!! I dont think big. I think small. Heather small. What have you done today to make u feeel prouudd?? 🎉🎉
I sang it when I saw the title 🪞
Pride Trixie is unhinged and I'm here for it
I was 9 and shoved a picture of a princess I drew in my dead grandfathers jacket. He was air conditioned. 😢💙
ooo there ain’t no other way
♪ I won't survive in the crash but, hey, at least you're having fun! ♪
Oooooh there ain’t no other way supremacy
Yassss glad Katya enjoyed Succession!!!
Ooh there ain’t no other way
Yes! Down with hand (and feet) injuries in movies! You have my vote, Katya.
I remember someone burnt a hole in my dress with their cigarette and apologized, we became friends and a few weeks go by and he seems to forget how we met because one night he sees a girl and comments on her dress and a few minutes later he burns a hole in her dress and then apologised to her and came and laughed about it to me.
Oh that’s gotta feel so gross when you realize they’d done it deliberately
@@Artisticmonkey2 Exactly, it was so insane. My life flashed before my eyes. It was like a Seinfeld episode.
Holy crap, that's some sociopath behaviour!
ooh… there ain’t no other way
OOO THERE AINT NO OTHA WAY
I LOVE to watch these two women list the casts of movies and yell about how good they are!
Seeing a body in a casket is jarring but it is really good for closure. Also, I think the reason people say things like “he looks good” is to somewhat to break the tension but also because the body is so clearly NOT your loved one, it’s just a body, the person is definitely NOT in the room. Seeing the body makes that crystal clear.
5:14 🙋♀️not me, I remember seeing my jolly happy grandfather skinny as a skeleton from the cancer lying in his little casket with his eyes SEWN SHUT. Like, the man I once knew to crack jokes and bounce me up and down on his knee was laying there with his throat and eyes sewn shut and I just remember thinking my father having to see his dad like that.. what is even the point Mary
That's awful, I'm so sorry.
I had a similar thing with my grandfather, he was a big tall joyful jokester and the last time I saw him his eyes were sewn shut and his body had obviously been stuffed with something then it was like his legs were gone UGH it was so bad.
Thank God for photos so we can remember loved ones in their glory ❤
@@Qu33nMary444yes what is even the point? its more dehumanising and inhuman than burning it or just leaving it as is, it feels so disrespectful to just staple you dead dad's throat shut.
But I guess on the other hand I'd rather have his eyes shut than open, imagine that imagery
I’m so sorry for your traumatic experiences, modern funeral homes try their best to do the minimalist stitches needed & makeup that looked normal and as remembered. I can’t imagine seeing my grandpa with his eyes sewn shut (his eyes were closed tho but it looked normal) that seems scary like Coraline idk when they stopped doing that😢
Hey fellow flops
nah turntina bestie
Heeeyyyy 👋
Wanted to hear Katya’s thoughts on Succession
The “ooo there ain’t no other way” at 42:03 is how I am going to live my life for the rest of my life.
My grandpa was one of 15 kids, so I’ve been going to funerals for as long as I can remember, and most of them have been open casket. It used to freak me out, but my mom always explained it as closure for people that they’re for sure not alive and here on earth anymore. It is like some sort of closure that they’re seeing the physical body without the soul/true essence of a person so you can move on. At this point I’m kind of indifferent and used to it, but when I was in 5th grade, someone not related to us kissed my dead aunt Brenda on the lips during the viewing, and I cried, so I mean maybe y’all are right and it’s crazy lol
Omg I feel like part of my growing up experience was seeing open caskets. I went to countless funerals, and I can't even wear some brands like Bite Beauty because they smell like cadaver makeup. I can't tell if I'm traumatized, or numbed by the amount of death I have personally been around. Also, my dad's childhood friend ended up being his mortician, and honestly, he did a wonderful job lol.
I have to say it… Brian is fuckin beautiful even outside the drag
Raise your hand if you smoked on the dance floor 🚬 🙋🏻♀️🪩🕺🏻🎶🦇
when I was club girl in Florida circa mid 2000’s we always had a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, in the dance floor, and yes we did constantly burn each other lol
the death proof talk is so important to me
Trixies Wisconsin accent is EXACTLY what my cousin sounds like
I always think I see the body breathing! Like the chest moving. 😳😳🤦♀️😂
Same!
why they have better help as a sponsor :(
100% I remember going to the clubs and people absolutely smoking. God and coming home and smelling like I've just dipped myself in a wet ashtray 🤢🤮
I love that they really got "Numbers Gurl McCook" for the Squarespace add ❤
The reason vomiting is extra painful (beyond the physiological fact that your stomach is contracting like crazy) is that it makes you associate what made you puke (eg eating something bad) with extreme negative effects - negative reinforcement ; which is very likely to make you avoid it next time. (also fun fact: vomit makes you want to puke as well because communities are likely to eat the same things and so it is a proactive way of getting it out before it makes any more damage.
Edit: ah Trixie said it herself haha. BUT WAIT THERES MORE: they think yawning/stretching is contagious because it is often a reflex when tired / when feeling danger, which causes you to both perk up, and stretch your body muscles so you are warmed up to run away if necessary, along with your community)
My open casket experiences tend to get lumped in with the larger Catholic Trauma
Guys I'm from iran and we don't have access to ANY streaming nor downloading nothing really services. I used to watch drag race and other content via vpn and from soap2day and now it's closed. Can someone recommend me other sites like that please?
Just commenting hoping this gives it a little traction so you can get an answer x
@@max12211 hi thank youuu you're an angel
Katya truly is every intrusive thought I’ve ever had
Y’all should do movie episodes where you watch a movie and then y’all do a whole pod about it. Like Katyas old podcast. Those were always my favorite episodes
Take a shot every time Katya sings “ooh there ain’t no other way”
you'll be dead
Hee Haw 🫏
LITERALLY
All 320lbs of you... 🤣💀💀💀
'Boyfriend twins?
'Do you mean like that time when you were dating Mr Potato Head ?' :D 👀😆🤣
George Takei has a really good GRAPHIC NOVEL (those caps are for Trixie)memoir titled, "They Called Us Enemy" and part of it is about his internment camp experiences.
I mean, I wasn’t traumatized by seeing my dad in his casket at the funeral, however I did actually WATCH him die, so I was all trauma’d out by that point. Lmao
THANK GOD SHE WATCHED SUCCESSION
oo there aint no other way.
My (Russian Orthodox) grandfather was laid out in the chapel sans casket, as is the custom, surrounded by family, and it was quite beautiful and not in the least traumatising! Especially when the storm gave way to a little bit of sunshine that fell on him during the priest's recitation.
I'm an atheist but it felt like he left this earth the way he wanted to.
To my knowledge he was not embalmed since he was later cremated, but we tend to have a quick turnaround in burials any case.
I did NOT expect the in depth discussion of Grindhouse 🤯 but I'm glad they finally get some praise.
45 seconds in to the pod, still listening to the green chef ad, and not Trixie being proud for preparing couscous 😅
Ya know couscous, the simplest pasta to make, you boil water and then stir it in and turn the heat off. kudos I guess, lol
Kouscous I guess, lol
That made me laugh so much tbh.
A show buying groceries would be fabulous.
Like you could literally start it like comedians in cars getting coffee, ‘hi, Angelina? I need to go pick up a few things from the store, ya need anything?’ And they show you their faves and go toos, I can literally see it so perfectly 😂