Weird Arby's Guy (Original)
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Arby's Guy needs to go to a Trump rally and get interviewed. Help The Donald make America great again ;-)
+Tristan Ringering No
+bowservidstotally I love your videos. You must be a genius. Are you actually from Detroit? I am from that area, now living outside of NYC. How did Detroit produce a genius like this. Cool place though, miss it.
+Katie Bashlor I'm from Detroit, and everyone tells me that I'M a genius... so... it's not unheard of. (but I don't think the's from Detroit)
+bowservidstotally I want to listen to you read bad fanfiction.
When you max out charisma on the character creation screen.
Underatted comment 😂
I love the dungeons and dragons reference 😁
💀💀💀🤣🤣
since when is autism charismatic?
WTF, you guys are wierd. there is 0% Charisma i someone talking like that.
I swear to god, if you come to my store talking like that, imma call security and send you to a mental asylum.
Dlonra Reggenzrawhcs it is an act
This guy is just coping with the trauma of working at Arbys
True af!!!!!
I was there...still coping from Arby's as well. The female coworkers yelling at me for not multitasking at the drive thru on my first day with no experience of that line of work. I remember saying, "Basic training was better than this...at least I had honor." Thank God for computer science and business to get out of that nightmare!
Arby's is the reason why I will never work fast food again.
Working for “The Elite”
I don’t know
This guy isn't weird. He is a poet trapped in the realm of fast food
Ah, so he's a poet. Gotcha! However, everything you added after that is redundant.
@@Corvid-Conquest What in the hell are you spewing?🤷🏼♂️
@@cdjxman You know, I'm not exactly certain anymore, but if I had to guess... I was leaning into the fact that poetry is a form of literature so abysmally disrespected in American society today, that not even poetry publishers, and poets themselves, care about it much anymore. I should know, as I'm very devoted to poetry myself -- I write it obsessively when I feel the opportunity.
@@Corvid-Conquest Oh! OK then!😐
The dude just greenscreens himself into news reports.
The guy is brilliant and acting a character the whole time. It’s honestly comedy gold, his delivery is flawless.
See the movie yet?
@@sirfizz6518I watched it last night and enjoyed it. Pretty funny and I liked the practical effects.
Not really. It's vine entertainment for retards.
@@sirfizz6518😮
"her beige battering ram into the house that beef built" is one of the finest phrases ever spoken.
If it was HIS beige battering ram, it would sound like a description of an adult film 🤪
It just rolls off the tongue
I'm happy that I'm not the only one that found that phrase oddly sexual
Word, yo.
🤣🤣This is definitely Jack Black's twin.
Tom Cruise really gets deep in his characters
Lol 😂 dude wow
Hahaha best comment
Lol
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it LOL
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂
I freaking love how the news report keeps switching between the deadpan, serious customer, and the absolutely animated Arby's employee.
It's not real lol he edited himself into it. How is that? Not obvious?. It is legitimately scary that anyone looks at this and thinks that's what the news put on TV. You're going to get duped a lot in your lifetime, huh?
@@TheCompdept Did I say it's real?
@@JayEmGe lol yes, you said it's real. You didn't mention his timing but rather the reporters.... But they were never together and now you're trying to not look stupid lol.... But you just look even dumber now lol!
@@TheCompdept how painfully ironic your comment is
@@gfyGoogle please do explain. I mean you're already so incredulous that you don't know what the word painful means... Can't wait to hear!
"Leathery Wings charred like brisket" the writing of this is phenomenal
My man's not weird. He's got a great imagination for storytelling stuck inside an arbys prison. Masha sounds ruthless.
Even if this dude's just quoting shit, that's some crazy quick thinking and speaking skills. Dude's got talent, was clearly making a joke, and it was so funny, 7 million people watched the local Channel 7 news on replay. That's a win.
Fuck you masha, that whole place smells like roast beef >:c
@@StormDogg It's not funny, it's not "quick thinking", and if you think those are "skills" then I feel sorry for you.
@@StormDogg Was this real though? Was he actually an arbys employee? Was it all ad lib?
How is he not making videos
When you actually listen to a Skyrim character’s dialogue
"You know what's wrong with Skyrim?..."
IF YOU ASK ME THAT ONE MORE TIME THIS MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONBORN GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT'S MOTHERFUCKING WRONG WITH MOTHERFUCKING SKYRIM!!!
Most underrated comment.
Historian23 thank you, I appreciate that (:
Ty Barker you've earned it bro.
I don't know you and I don't care to know you.
“The house that beef built”. I needed this. 😂
When did the person say that?
@@teriyakiravioli1:49
@@VictorVonDOOOOM thanks!
This guy is way too talented to be working at Arby's
I know a down syndrome that's a doctor smarter than this guy
I will now only refer to Arby's as "the house that beef built"
Imagine him being your cashier "hi uh can I get a number 2?" "Whatever this guy says"
That was the one and only line I took away too. Lmaoo
Located in the shadow zone
I've never been a Mordred fan but your icon is making me have second thoughts
Such a great line lol
I feel like he could write one hell of an adult swim cartoon. One of the 3AM ones
Those ones that are gold when you’re stoned.
Adult Swim is dead. They cancelled all of their great shows.
@@Charles_Anthony You’re dead. fuck off
@@annefrankenstein2114: Ironic you say that since you call yourself "Frankenstein"
@@Charles_Anthony this is the name my parents gave me
As an Arby's worker I quote this man daily
that's fantastic 🤣
makes me want to come work with you...also the og
“I don’t know”
Six years later and still gold! Loved this guy! Wish I could see more of him.
Well onyx the movie was pretty great!
Surely he's still there.
I'm pretty sure he has a channel
this man works at arby's when he should be making moviescripts.
He pretty much is, he’s got other vids, forgot his name tho
@@stxdude830 this character is called onyx the fortuitous
@@stxdude830 you're watching his video uploaded from his channel. Bowservids. Literally look at the icon and name next to the subscribe button.
Friketty Frak thanks for literally pointing that literally out, literally
rancid he should be playing world of Warcraft In real life
"This whole PLACE smells like roast beef!"
Kills me every time.
The Dave Matthew's quote was awesome
"Leathery wings, charred like brisket."
This guy is phenomenal!
If Arby's had half a brain they would have picked him up as an spokesperson for Arby's
"If Arby's had half a brain...." sounds like sounds like you're working with a half of one yourself.
@@jonathanreynolds5040 you really showed him!
Ok... Here we go... yes I realize that it was someone being funny splicing themself into a news report but what I was saying was that it would be funny to see him in an actual Arby's commercial... because the video was funny and it was related to Arby's...
@TinyBabyJesus I don't know what I would have done without your blessing to continue on...
@@jonathanreynolds5040 u just haven't had a beef n cheddar in a long time and your jealous
"No I didn't wash my shirt in between shifts, Masha, so what if I smell like roast beef, this whole place smells like roast beef". Quoted by weird Arby's guy.
Dane Wiley I work at Arby's it's SO true I change clothes before and after shifts lmao 😂
This guy was in a video from E3 11 years ago and is so intense about method acting that he worked at Arby’s for the next few years just for us to have this moment
😂
as soon he started saying "I don't know" i knew id seen this guy before
I swear... I'll never be able to read another poem in peace without hearing this guys voice reading it to me...
Worlds greatest dungeon master
RIGHT!? I was thinking 'town cryer'(crier?) at Renaissance Fairs or D&D Dungeon Master. Homer Simpson was on of those in an episode, he had a bell, at the end they took the bell away because I think he stood up for Lisa and the town thought she was wrong about something...?
He's reading a script, not improvising.
I don't know
Lol he’s a satanist
@@blakedurston and?
"The house that beef built"
Chalmers Flattery scrolled past this right as he said it lmaooo
"The shift managing elite"
I died
They should hire him on the news crew. Imagine him as a news reporter. He could make even the boring stuff sound intense.
He laid down more lore in one interview than in the entire lotr saga
He’s gonna get a “random” drug test tomorrow
🤣
😂....🤣....👌
The scary thing is this guy is sober
He probably gets them every other day
If you pass an arby's drug test, you should be fired!
This guy was either hilarious or a pain in the ass to work with
You're on his channel dude...
Bruh Moment
T Sing yeah no one goes to Arby’s 😂
Pain in the ass he drive me crazy
Well.....
At least we know for shure.... he passes for hilarious
i love reading the comments that everyone thinks this was a real on the spot interview. fantastic for sure, and totally made and edited by some very talented individuals.
ALL HAIL ONYX!!!! This might be my favorite news segment ever and I live in terror of the Dread Masha
“Beige battering ram into the house that beef built”
Wow.
I cried
That was THE line.
I love that guy xD
Deep
This guy isn't weird, he's awesome
You know what awesome means right?
Artist
@@Zachary.999. I was thinking more like......d bag but ok.
Takes one to know one 😂😂
And you're smexy
8 years later and this is still one of my top 5 favorite UA-cam videos
When your Dungeon Master has a day job. 😂🧙🏻♂️
Make this guy a wwe manager asap.
he'd probably be the new jim cornette. and that's not a bad thing.
I could see a genius like gimmick. Or some similar extension
He's a really funny UA-camr. His Diablo 3 vid is hysterical
You mean announcer?
@@desenagrator No, I meant manager. Announcer wouldn't work they just intro people. Maybe commentator.
"compelled to stear her beige battering ram into the house that beef built" lmao
I knooow
@Bunker Sieben OH SHIT! OH SHIT! LMAOOOOO!!!
I read the OP comment and this thread as they were showing that part. 😂🤣😂
U
Lmao!
“You smell like roast beef!”
“THE WHOLE PLACE SMELLS LIKE ROAST BEEF!”
I think about this man often. He's such an incredible figure
This guy should make a movie.
“I don’t know. Arby’s is pretty cool”
Yep
best part it hurt how hard i was laughing.
I have a new found respect for Arby’s sense this guy
"Arby's. It's pretty cool."
this is what happens when coke and creative writing classes mix
Brandon Thornton great comment
CarsonAu thanks :)
Brandon Thornton I drank coke every day in my creative writing class and I could never do that.
Brandon Thornton haha I can actually relate to that
Brandon Thornton 😂😂😂😂😂
“Crashing into my world like D n B circa 1996” 😂😂😂😂
All these years later, this is still awesome. I dunnaknow
“I’ll have what he’s having...”
I was going to have what he had, but Idunno.
Meth
Lol
Fuckin great
A career of making funny UA-cam videos?
Imagine getting hit by a car during a meal and on live tv the fast wood worker says you flew through the air like an astronaut searching for a cheeseburger
I hope that when I die, this man witnesses it and is compelled to eulogize me.
@@nathanjones6638 I don't think you'd have to ask this guy twice to start talking on camera
Classic beef and cheddar
Imagine being fat and not even being able to fit into the front door?
I’m sick and tired of these negative people who fill their hearts with hatred and hide inside of a steeple. Like, wake up, try not to suck 🙄
This was my initial experience seeing you. And I thought. Man..I know guys just like this.
So love it
“...The well-dressed, dry-cleaned, shift-managing elite...”
Kills me every time.
That is good shit
reminds me of something from Brad Neeley
"This whole place smells like roast beef" makes me laugh
Dr disrespectf looks up to this guy for inspiration
That's the part that got me.... this is so amazing
That's some serious improv skills and imagination this guy is a poet from the 1500's stuck in a 21st century arby's restaurant
For realz!
@H A Yeah I thought it was real too the first time I saw this (there's _all kinds_ of people out there) but I did start to find other videos he has. This was about half a year ago so I don't remember the actual channel name or the guy's name but he definitely does this for laughs. Different characters, skits, a quick Google search should at least give you his other videos even if they're posted by others like this channel.
He's like a coked up Robin Williams.
@@dsandoval9396 This is literally the channel lmao. Sorry not trying to be mean just found it funny xD
@@johnmiller2905 LOOOOOL! 🤣
What the hell was I thinking! How did I not see that?🤦♂️
I guess I didn't see the forest for the trees 😂
People who think this guy was a real employee and this was a real newscast probably think Arbys uses real beef! 😂😂😂
That guy was not interviewing for a news report he was interviewing for a sportscasters job!
The “I dunno”s juxtapose the amazing diction.
...Arby's is pretty cool...
Learned a new word! Thanks
@@yojon4905 For me it's a word that literally makes me cringe every time I hear or read it, even when the definition of the word is so good. I have no idea why. Same with "Fiscal"
@Nick overhead capital.........
I know, it's as if his brain runs out of material and then catches up again.
"A look of elderly bloodlust spread across her wrinkled face, and it made me dare to think, perhaps this was no accident."
Lol
Did you just lol your own comment? Lmao
Like ur pfp and name
@@PKRL3322 oh you are here lmao
Nah it was Dave Matthews
Just got tickets for Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls. You’re the best Andrew
"Arby's is pretty cool." Sums it up.
Man I needed that while writing my analysis for my clinical interviews for grad school. It's 3:50 am boys, essay is due at 4pm. Wish me luck!
"I don't know, Arby's is pretty cool" 😂
Eric Metzger that's when i about lost it.
So what if Ismell like roast beef?? This whole PLACE smells like roast beef !!
____ can't argue with him..
hellfireansulfer except the Blt😂 or the Turkey Ranch and Bacon
+hellfireansulfer i worked at arbys for a little bit, nothing was microwaved
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Holy shit UA-cam, finally a good recommendation
Nicholas Halley
I know right... Comedy genius
Nicholas Halley I wonder why there's a bunch of years old recommendations popping up
Nicholas Halley it's certainly been awhile...
ikr
yeeeeess
Hollywood needs this guy. So smart and creative on the cuff.
Every year or so I rewatch this and cry laughing.. pure gold
Arby’s will forever be known as “the house that beef built” to me from now on.
"I'm the king of the castle and you're a dirty rascal crash into me crash into me!"
Mike B seen this and heard. it at the same time lol😂😂
Riley Stout Me too
Riley Stout me too 🤣🤣🤣
I love how he ended it with Dave Mathews' Lyrics, lmao
Good luck tonight, Onyx!
This is why he’s not allowed to run the cash register
That’s funny
I'd rather him work the drive thru anyway.
I wasnt even supposed to be here today!
Or take orders.
are you kidding? With that much adderall coursing through his veins he runs the registers of three normal men!
How did you come up with this hilarious character? The “I dunno” is freakin classic...
ONLY BANGERS inc yes it was
inc. totally staged, the editing gives it away
@ONLY BANGERS inc it was green screened
He should follow it up with a "but it keeps me up at night"
Every Movie Hero Yes!
Props to the editor cause those interviews are not live. Lmao!! Editors and the station too. Awesome!!!
So that's where he works! He's great, love the videos of him.
“Beige battering ram into the house that beef built”
My favorite quote of his whole spiel
Damn that sounds sexy when a woman says it
I want that on my epitaph to troll the living.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what she said
Poetry isn't completely dead... I dunno
waloacme 😂
waloacme he’s correct it isn’t dead...I dunno
This guy proves the perspective is everything.
How have you not won some kind of international award for this genius...
Wtf. Weird? This guy is a genius.
amazing how he came up with all that on the spot
He is POSSESSED
He does comedy look up weird Satan guy & he does the same thing . Still funny
his dragon wolf scenes
Greg Smith: i have a feeling that after working with this guy for an hour or two, you would have a few other labels for him other than "genius".
When the interview is more interesting than the story...
like 90% of the time? when has a news outlit had a good story
999th like :D
Nicks Corvette Stop lol ikr
The way he keeps saying I don’t know just ties it all together
He seems like the kind of guy that is an actual genius, but just can’t bear to make time to deal with anything except menial tasks that allow him to think about whatever he pleases
He's not doing improv on camera lol he took footage he sold on TV, came up with a script, recorded himself doing it and then edited it in and posted it on UA-cam. That doesn't mean he's not funny but you do realize he didn't just come up with this shit on TV, right? Lol
@@TheCompdeptpretty sure they are just commenting on the character he wrote...
@@johne2404 How optimistic of you. That is one of the possibilities... But that's maybe 1% of these comments, if that.
@@johne2404 oh I'm sorry did I interrupt you. I mean you did put "..." Like you were going to finish your thought but then.... Didn't.
@@TheCompdept Bro. Some people just want to believe in Santa Claus. That doesn't make them dumb or gullible....
...
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SIKE!
“The house that beef built”
Brilliant.
"THIS WHOLE PLACE SMELLS LIKE ROAST BEEF!"
That is precisely why I love Arbys.
Bro I started laughing my ass off when he said that
'Charred like brisket' if you please haha
F
Why am I just now coming across these? This dude is legendary.
This is the second video in 2 days you tube has recommended me of this guy. Good stuff man. “I dunno” 😂
i work at arbys and lemme tell ya, yes, this breed of person does exist
arbys is gooooooddd
It's that good, huh?
I've known a person like this while working there.
I dont know.
Man, if beef n cheddars can expand your consciousness this much. I need to consume more. It's like the spice melange apparently.
It's as if cocaine and DnD had a baby
Then did 30 shots of monster
Im so fucking turned on.
This is my dark elf warlock. Chaotic evil - we run this.
Cocaine Morgan
cwasson68 smell it! Smell ittt! It’s like Gods vagina
I saw the movie title somewhere looked into acquiring a copy and I tell you no regrets love the characters especially Onyx since I've had the flick Ive seen it at least 5 times and I just got it 4 days ago glad I found your channel
Can't wait to see your next project
Your monologues are soooo crazy!
I like the idea that he can’t speak normally and this is a character he created to help him get over social anxiety and a severe stuttering problem. Only when speaking as Dan Dreadborne can he articulate words proficiently.
I love this. Hahaha and you might just be right he cant talk normal to save his life
Id be his friend this dude seems raw af
I believe it's actually Dead Dreadmore
@@ShmoopDooper holy shit you're right that never clicked to me when I first read his comment
Wait... you guys know this is just a character right? Lol. That’s not how this guy really acts or speaks. Even the hair is a wig. Check his other videos.
"This whole PLACE smells like roast beef." 😂🤣
It made me incredibly happy when he said that 😂🤣
He is another breed. I salute you.
This never gets old
This guy is gifted
Most of it is a Dave Mathews song called crash into me
Dough Boy Be real!
cjhyde78 more than likely as you’re a parasite
@cjhyde78 your grammar is fucking terrible you little bellend
Dude that's not hard to do
*UA-cam Algorithm* : "It's been 3 years......the time is now. RELEASE THE ARBYS MAN, UNLEASH DEAD DREDMORE UPON THIS UNSUSPECTING REALM"
Lmfao!
Portland Goose IKR
Me: blah
UA-cam: blah blah
Everyone: wow what an original comment👃💩
Worked at Arby’s, can confirm.
Stop
It's like he knew this was probably his only chance at being on TV, and decided to go all in on it
Still gets me to THIS day 🤣 "A look of Elderly Bloodlust, spread across her wrinkled face"
Best narrative i ever heard
ever
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ever
Arby's may be paying him in cocaine rather then money.
Jesse Pierre its 'than' dude... dont you know its than? THAN!!!! Thammmmnnnnnnn!!!! No you're right this stuff is good though
Philip Messina Yeah thanks my coke wore off
I was trying to make it seem like i was coked up if that wasnt clear lol im not a nazi
This guy's still a legend.
Pretty sure this guy popped up in a BlizzCon Q&A too. IdontKnow.
I couldn’t keep up with his dialogue before, but he’s raving about dnb from 96’. I’m hella with it now
This guy is seriously talented. Someone needs to pay him alot of money!
i dunno
arby's is pretty cool
He should be the guy who starts the bids at auctions he'd be great
Adam Richardson i was gonna like the comment but i will leave it at 777 jackpot baby
Adam Richardson or we could stop paying people who only entertain, and use the money for more important things.
Well now we all know the reincarnation of William Shakespeare
The Custom Ranger Channel lol
Or Charles Manson...kidding kidding!
holy fuck lmao
i donno arbyspretty cool
More like William Shatner
Lolololol
To quote the great Jack Donnaghy in 30 Rock: “in 5 years we will either be working for this man….or dead by his hand.”
This man is a master at his craft