I still come back to this video every few years...Tessa blessed us with just a single video that is perhaps the greatest interview of all time and then never posted again...Idunno...her glasses looked pretty cool?...
@@macaulayculkin5022 What the hell makes you say that? It's only been 10 years. The pan to the dem to the ic was phake AF if that's what you're referring to.
And now Onyx the Fortuitous has a movie. Can’t believe he’s had that character in his head for over a decade. Glad he was finally able to put him on the big screen. 🖤
just watched the movie last night and honestly was really blown away and had an itch in my mind i knew him from the internet and didnt realize they were a decade old lmao
This guy is a fucking legend He literally goes around trying to get on tv being as weird as he can possibly muster He showed up on a report on Satanists
@@utopes I managed to catch a major league gaming event and TheLegend27 was playing for complexity esports, they were on the main stage and he crushed it, put out some really good stats considering they were against TSG and then Splyce
Omg when it starts dripping down a d he is doing it in public like some of our own friends in real life he is a badass for that..... Thinking when friends do that outside of packy isn't anything compared to this proof of him doing in public.
I like how this channel was created solely to upload this video, created as an illusion, as if it this were one of many unassuming video game-related videos uploaded by a real active channel to fool first-time viewers. It honestly worked on me. And for some reason 6100 people are subscribed to it even though it will never upload another video.
Resi 6 is awesome dude. Maybe not the horror parts but the action is FAN FUCKING TASTIC do not be a hater. It sold 7 milion copies resi 7 only 4 Go figure
I couldn't stand RE6 and I actually enjoyed a lot RE5 and RE4, wich i considered more of action than horror games, the game was just so bugged that it made an awful experience.
based on his other videos of him using what looks like a professional film crew and high quality outfits/costumes, the surprisingly handsome features of his shaven face, his teeth, and his father abandonment issues, I'm convinced that this guy is the son of tom cruise
I was literally just thinking, he looks kinda like Tom Cruise... but he's actually _really good_ at acting, so there's no way he shares any of Tom Cruise's DNA
I worked at a vintage video game store, and sometimes people who were genuinely like that would come in. I always tried my best to make them feel comfortable rather than awkward
I see people like this and worse every day at work. The easiest thing to do is treat them like any normal customer, if they are shy or awkward then anything else is probably their worst nightmare. But you have to remain straight faced when they say some of the wildest shit you've ever heard.
I know everyone on the Internet is a self certified diagnosing doctor when it comes to people acting like weirdos on a UA-cam video, but nobody ever comes to the conclusion that maybe he is acting?
I find myself these days returning to view the legendary (acting) interview with our friend Onyx. The simple yet insanely genius words "you are never alone when you are in a line" are absolutly mind blowing.
Because it's take. The same guy is fucking everywhere. Arbys, sinkhole, satanic temple, it can't be a coincidence that there is like 50 interviews with just this one guy.
CEO of “i don’t know”.
ok karly
This isn’t TikTok.
i was the 800th like.......i dont know
Nie Huaisang has left the chat
1000th like :’)
"other dimensions where your dad still sees you as his own" wtf LMAO
world's*
I dunno
INVI hahahahahahhaha
Its probably because he had a personal trauma with his father and he longs to see him again in his own interpretation of an alternate dimension.
Major relatable
The SPEED with which he says "iduno" is mindblowing
I lost it at the last idunno, after that whole monologue 🤣😂😂🤣
@@willfeen We were ALL waiting for it. The suspense was killing me.
@@willfeen And all the "threatening to start over with another monologue several times but refraining from doing so"
And then........ "idunno"
@@bertberw8653 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has to be Tom Cruise’s most memorable performance. 👏👏👏
Ha ha ha lmao so hard
he took on a lot of weight for that role. Very respectful
Haha bro haha
I dunno
That is a direct hit.
This guy is like a living South Park character, I love it!
i thaught excactly the same
neonballroom93 not the same over here, but I feel you
neonballroom93 i dunno
neonballroom93 really wish this dude had a youtube channel lol
Erick Mendez yall predicted my mind..
When I see him, I instantly think "Brother and Sister."
What is that? Is that like a brother and sister crimefighting duo?
It's call brother and sister...
That... f*ck ?!
@@megusta2693 That what?
Firescreen Productions they fuck each other
Firescreen Productions I don’t know
If you don’t love me at my “mark who works at Arby’s” then you don’t deserve me at my “onyx the fortuitous, slayer of the bright realm”
You're him?
I am him
That guy is an utter genius. He is a natural poet, and an insanely good actor. I don’t know. Is that Tom cruise in disguise?
He also looks like the twin of Cody Carnes, a Christian songwriter.
Bowservids
"Iduno..."
“ITS LIKE I FEAR DEATH BUT ALSO I LONG FOR IT.” 2:09
hobbies: shaming myself in my basement and getting drunk off tiny wines
*continues to chug tiny wine
Me rn
Lool
@@bumperxx1 what a legend
@@Toasty278 I just happen to live where the guy gets on the local news.
“You are never alone if you’re in a line” 😂😂😂
HumbleYetHostile27 i dunno
*sips tiny wine bottle* lol
Lol I relate I feel like I'm the real life version of him
@@Artemis_jay hell yeah dude, when he produced a tiny wine, I was in uproarious laughter
hes a weeb so yeah hes always like that
iduno anyone in the world who can say “I dunno” that fast.
SeDaArCo Detroit red talk fast
SeDaArCo detroiters not Detroit red detroiters talk fast or so we're accused
i can say it faster
i dunno
ua-cam.com/video/8UFIrA7hvio/v-deo.html
I still come back to this video every few years...Tessa blessed us with just a single video that is perhaps the greatest interview of all time and then never posted again...Idunno...her glasses looked pretty cool?...
That's the secret: He gets into that mode after drinking tiny wines
tiny wines get me talkative as well
Maybe you're right
*idunno*
Tawny wines*
This is the greatest thing in the world.
WilliamHaynesTV i don't know
Shane Jackson Idunno
WilliamHaynesTV I like your hair. It looks cool.
WilliamHaynesTV this guy is on my channel check it out
WilliamHaynesTV He's back in this video facebook.com/ViralCentral/videos/818852114896317/
the fact this is almost 10 years old is horrifying to me, life is moving fast lol
And things aren’t moving in the right direction 😂
Just thinking the same thing. Half the people in this video are now dead.
Rip you right tho
@@macaulayculkin5022
What the hell makes you say that? It's only been 10 years.
The pan to the dem to the ic was phake AF if that's what you're referring to.
Oof, yeah, time for another drink.
And now Onyx the Fortuitous has a movie. Can’t believe he’s had that character in his head for over a decade. Glad he was finally able to put him on the big screen. 🖤
The movie was a better use of his character
The movie was super good.
just watched the movie last night and honestly was really blown away and had an itch in my mind i knew him from the internet and didnt realize they were a decade old lmao
That movie had no business being as good as it was.
"I fear death but I also long for it"
Me too
Crooty green tea
cawfee
Tax returns
Agreed
Firestar lmao
This guy should win an Oscar prize or something. He's literally one of the best actors I've ever witnessed
I don't know
i dunno
I dunno.
@@thepie8u dutchavelli 😂
@@mahdiahmadi8375 nah that's Tion Wayne from the 9
How the fuck can he say "I dunno" so quickly :o
I dunno
I dunno
I dunno
+Jorens Merenjanu He's secretly an Audino.
Jorens Merenjanu hes an actor
I am amazed by this character. I haven't seen professional writers or actors come up with any thing as good as this.
This guy is a fucking legend
He literally goes around trying to get on tv being as weird as he can possibly muster
He showed up on a report on Satanists
El Stark I dunno. i dunno
+El Stark
This was a sketch of his, and so was the Satanist report, he edited himself into the satanist video.
El Stark i just watched that i was like fuck i know that dude and remembered this shit
El Stark He has a channel, I think it's called Bowservids or something.
no it's not like that, he edited himself into the newsstory, and this particular video was made for the purpose of his character
"Notice me Senpai, Noootice meee.
Honestly tho, fedora guy is such a fantastic troll
fluffyrevenge22 He's an actor
KingMCIV this comment should be pinned...
cburke106 I dunno
666th like Hail Stan
The worst part is that dude is still at least 10 times as friendly and fun to be around as the average E3 attendee
How is that the worse part
You don't realize it's a bit he does? Does anyone know this guy is a troll? He's amazing
The worst part is, is that this is a joke dude lmao.
@@spencerstevens2175 who?? Them both or just the guy
@@KCJbomberFTW the guy. He has other appearances. I think his most famous one is the "Arby's fire" or something like that. It's hilarious
The fact the interviewer kept a straight face the whole time is impressive 😂
"Tiny wiiiiinnnnesss"... hah
lol
But it's like I fear death but I also long for it... idunno
My favorite part lol
When he said “I dunno”
I felt that
after he did that long speech thing. I was like. wait for it... wait for it. then...
I donno
FINALLY
Same
Watchdogs was pretty cool
This guy is a natural comedian & poet at the same time.
Once again the legend 27 show himself to the public...
Adrian Andrade oh ship
Idukno
omfg I forgot about the legend 27 that takes me BACK WTF
@@utopes good times
@@utopes I managed to catch a major league gaming event and TheLegend27 was playing for complexity esports, they were on the main stage and he crushed it, put out some really good stats considering they were against TSG and then Splyce
"You're never alone if you're in a line" - creepy gamer guy
These are two actors testing each other, and I love it.
“Cuz it’s like I fear death, but I also long for it”
Damn I felt that
“maybe youre not a pretty girl talking to me n making me nervous with her witch doctor eyes”
you do know he is acting, he is from Michigan and he has crashed our local news like 8 times. type in google weird detroit guy or aurbys guy
bumperxx1
yes, what about me quoting him made you think i didnt? lol
@@winstonpoindexter1873 I am just saying he is a local guy to me. Detroit
Some one re upload this clip with him sence all the diablo immortal controversy cause he is a hard core diablo fan boy
I love her reaction to the "pretty girl" part.
dude is actually a comedy genius
2:20 LMAO I lost it when he pulls out the tiny wine xDD
Kretaros Darker its blood.
Me too 😂😂😂
i dunno
Omg when it starts dripping down a d he is doing it in public like some of our own friends in real life he is a badass for that..... Thinking when friends do that outside of packy isn't anything compared to this proof of him doing in public.
"it's like I fear death but I also long for it" I was not expecting such a real line being dropped here
i can't tell if she's 35 or 16.
Clancy Coburn, she is 10
Guessing 22-ish? I dunno. Notice me, senpai, notice me!
Most likely a brony who's damn near 40.
Look at her Id?
Probably 35.
I like how this channel was created solely to upload this video, created as an illusion, as if it this were one of many unassuming video game-related videos uploaded by a real active channel to fool first-time viewers. It honestly worked on me.
And for some reason 6100 people are subscribed to it even though it will never upload another video.
I came here for Tessa :(
Wow crazy and crazy smart!!
Wow worked on me too 😂
Clever girl
Wait what
I fear death but also i long for it
Fuck you
Khajiit thinks you have been mislead to think the she cares. Khajiit laughs.
I donno ;)
Khajiit Lynx i love how he interrupted her to say that xD
I don't get this one.
The fact that she stood there and didnt break once, shes a great actor. They both are actually pretty great.
Lmfao...! "I don't know! shaming myself in a basement drinking tiny wiiinesss!...... I don't know!"
"You're never alone if you're in a line"
What a true visionary.
Tom Cruise really let himself go...
Lol yes!
Will Neill he is a better actor than Tom Cruise
Will Neill Whatever, he's cuter than Tom Cruise.
=p
Will Neill This is Tom after quitting Scientology.
idunnuh
I've been watching this video each year for 11 years. Why ? I dunno.
This guy did such a good job i thought this wasn't a performance
Yea wasn't until he started drinking the tiny wine then i was like yeaaa okay this is fake but still funny🤣
@@bziggz So you took that long xD
@@adritrace88 yea tbh🤣 haven't seen any of his videos before but he does this stuff all the time apparently
Well in the first few exchanges he sold it pretty good.
@@olartio2185 Nah bro it was so clear at least for me haha
“maybe im not Mark who works at Arby’s”
ITS ALL CONNECTED
"its like I fear death but also I long for it" Me 2 bruh
Welcome to the human condition
Ten years later, still appreciate this man's act.
"You're never alone in a line" *hello darkness my old friend...*
IDUNNO
i wish that you were the real one i was about to raid
this one
XD
LIEK IDunO
Sounded like ac Michael Rosen poem reference but nvm
Anyone with a brain can tell he's acting. That's the only reason I searched this video 'cuz it was funny.
***** You know...it's because of people like you that beauty doesn't stand a chance.
Mirk Watkins OK.
***** I dunno.
***** Nah, this guy has that look in his eyes that cannot be faked.
Nigel the Meech Well, maybe we see different. Nothing about this is convincingly real.
“I dunno” why this got recommended to me but I’m glad it did. Hat guy is awesome “I dunno”. 😂
I would take a shot every time this guy says "I dunno"
Aid3n good luck with that
I dare you
I D U N N O
THE WAY
"You're never alone if you're in a line ... I dunno" ... poor bastard
Wait he's an actor. Far less funny now. Damn it.
you will see what i mean 305
Juda Martinez huh? Somebody hack your account?
Brent M. no i was giving you my
oh man this video is so 2012, takes me back. When people got excited for games and E3 was actually fun (and existed).
Still one of the funniest moments in gaming culture
I dunno
Watch Dogs looked pretty cool
the funniest part is that someone said resident evil 6 is amazing.
Raphael Aranas agreed 🤣
Resi 6 is awesome dude. Maybe not the horror parts but the action is FAN FUCKING TASTIC do not be a hater. It sold 7 milion copies resi 7 only 4 Go figure
I couldn't stand RE6 and I actually enjoyed a lot RE5 and RE4, wich i considered more of action than horror games, the game was just so bugged that it made an awful experience.
“Maybe ur not a pretty girl talking to me and making me nervous with her wish doctor eyes and her red ravens mane” I fuckin died 😂😂😂
This traumatized her so much she only released one video and hasn’t returned in 12 years
I don’t know. (Continues sentence)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE SNIFFS HER HAIR IN THE END
Cute
He’s a paid actor
Same I do iy
@@pen22pen52 no he a real
@@legion5518 hes an actor but not paid, he's a really funny guy
Give this man a fucking Oscar
He has a UA-cam channel
@@LordRoyalTee and it’s called?
@@LordRoyalTee what's the channel called?
@@wish5615 BowserVids
@@aaaaaaaaaaron92 Wow, it's acting... I'm speechless. This is the best acting I have ever witnessed.
“Did mumei send you here” I dunno
“It’s like a fear death but I also long for it”
That’s a mood
no its a quote
“You’re never alone if you’re in a line” 2020: “hehe”
He got wholesome real quick there
2020: "I dunno"
A wise man once said, you're never alone if you're in a line
Onyx the fortuitous talisman of souls brought me here idunno
He had me convinced right up until he smelled her hair
cdv1qa So right up until 2 seconds before the video ended.
+cdv1qa 8 seconds in and he is obviously acting.
+Xios505 obviously, and it ruins it, not even remotely funny
+cdv1qa Oh, come on, when he rants about death? That part was obviously written.
+17Haru17 He's an actor. Check out his film reel. All of his stuff is written.
damn he could probably write a deep fucking book
Ramon Lizarraga 😂😂😂 realest comment here
Once upon, i dunno, a time, i guess...
Gaia Theorem
KNACK 2 BAYBEEE
Raymond I don't know
excuse me, a book about what??
This guy is a fucking legend!
+Annah Minx And his whole crazy speech about the new satan statue
Annah Minx Does that mean he's very proficient at copulation or just well known in the porn industry?
+Annah Minx I concur
+Annah Minx idunno
+Annah Minx idk girl idk
Whenever this comes up on a feed or a recommendation or whatever, I have to give it a rewatch. Gold.
did he sniff her hair at the end !? O.o
I dunno
***** Don't question the new techno viking. Just shut up and dance!
lol ok XD
***** It was an act this guy is a funny actor x)
thanks lol
based on his other videos of him using what looks like a professional film crew and high quality outfits/costumes, the surprisingly handsome features of his shaven face, his teeth, and his father abandonment issues, I'm convinced that this guy is the son of tom cruise
I dunno
I was literally just thinking, he looks kinda like Tom Cruise... but he's actually _really good_ at acting, so there's no way he shares any of Tom Cruise's DNA
Lmao
“I fear death, but also I long for it” 😂 pure comedy gold
My favorite part is when he's talking about a union of perfect trust and her red ravens mane you can tell she's feeling it a little bit.
I worked at a vintage video game store, and sometimes people who were genuinely like that would come in. I always tried my best to make them feel comfortable rather than awkward
😁
When you do that, they latch onto you like puppies
As we all should
As we all should
I see people like this and worse every day at work. The easiest thing to do is treat them like any normal customer, if they are shy or awkward then anything else is probably their worst nightmare.
But you have to remain straight faced when they say some of the wildest shit you've ever heard.
I know everyone on the Internet is a self certified diagnosing doctor when it comes to people acting like weirdos on a UA-cam video, but nobody ever comes to the conclusion that maybe he is acting?
Kory Krebs I dunno
I dunno.
This whole thing is staged. He has tons of videos where he makes channels and stages himself as a freak
TroublingMink59 link pls
+Kory Krebs He is, Andrew Bowser.
"Ur never alone when ur in a line" love that
Coming back to this and who would have ever thought the "weird guy" would become Onyx and have his own movie
Guys, this is Tom Cruise
best comment ever
holy smokes that is quite funny!
Idunno
I was about to comment that...
+Nat Brown but bitch I'm bobby with that tool
This guy is amazing! I died laughing when he pulled out the tiny bottle of wine and chugged it lmao
2:57 you can see her getting progressively more uncomfortable and it's comedic gold.
Except she wasn't
She’s part of it dude, they wouldn’t be holding the mic to his mouth while he was drinking that elixir lol
reminds me of tom cruise when he went all nutty on that tv show
Pretty good acting
Little did they know that he would save the world by sealing Abbadon in his fiery prison.
I would've chosen Farah, but that's me.
I find myself these days returning to view the legendary (acting) interview with our friend Onyx.
The simple yet insanely genius words "you are never alone when you are in a line" are absolutly mind blowing.
I fear death but I also long for it
Fran Madaraki I fear you. And, also long for it. We could be SOUL mates o_o
Fran Madaraki Sub'd just for being Fran.
Fran Madaraki Idontknow.
How can she keep a serious face🤣😂🤣🤣
Idontknow
Christian Zampino idunno
how can he??
I think its scripted considering this is the vid on this channel.
Because it's take. The same guy is fucking everywhere. Arbys, sinkhole, satanic temple, it can't be a coincidence that there is like 50 interviews with just this one guy.
Hes everywhere man
Yeah I know
I dunno
I know bc he's weird
Biggie Pump he’s an actor
Not Playboi Cactus don’t ruin Santy Clause for the poor boy
notice me senpaiiiiiii
notice meeeeeee
😂
+Mish Mash Mush ROFL
+Mish Mash Mush WITNESS ME, BLOODBAG
WITNESS MEEEEEEE
+Mish Mash Mush King Battle Net will risee!!
iunno.
Soooo, did anyone enjoy watching this shit?
- "I DUNNO"
yellgames01 Andrew Bowser is pretty cool
Best Comment!
Not sure what happened i-dunno
Is this what Mumei was talking about?
yes
I dunno
omg that's the guy that trolled the Satan festival thing
content not found can you specify how?
EithanTheCrescento its just called "weird satanist guy" and he uploaded it to his own channel (bowservids)
EithanTheCrescento don't worry that's not his actual personality. He's a directer names Andrew bowser
content not found thank you so much I just saw it, xD amazing.
notice me senpai
"other dimensions where your dad still sees you as his own"
me: Ou damn this just got deep
"Maybe I'm not Mark that works at Arby's" 😄
Keeping this at 69 likes, feeling good.
This is the same guy who did the "Weird Arby's Guy". He's playing a character
that dude be like " I'm not gay ... I don't know" 😂😂😂
Nerri Zenitroc Fun drinking game: take a shot everytime he says "i dont know"
That dude is amazing. Give him a award for fitting so many awkward characters...
I am guilty of doing the "I dunno" thing actually.
Bowsers character has evolved so much. It's now a masterpiece. This iteration had no idea he would have his own movie 😀
Dude is an AWESOME actor, he sells it, that’s movie level