We get drunk and watch The Lorax ft. The Once-ler

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  • @RAZZLEMedia
    @RAZZLEMedia  3 роки тому +6787

    Thank you for being a friend.. :(
    RIP BW

  • @sovtay
    @sovtay 3 роки тому +8155

    that “get the clorax” comment was *chef’s kiss*

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 3 роки тому +31

      Lmao I know right

    • @Movypro23
      @Movypro23 3 роки тому +34

      This movie is inherently flawed from the get go 😁✌️💥

    • @littlesamu5920
      @littlesamu5920 3 роки тому +49

      "Make me do the roarax" got me completely 💀💀

    • @kokokokomoviecorner2050
      @kokokokomoviecorner2050 3 роки тому +4

      @@MelonHere20 Wedding Crashers 2005 Full HD Comedy full movies Full length english HD 1080p what movie name

    • @shorttaytayplayz5289
      @shorttaytayplayz5289 3 роки тому +35

      I am the clorax I speak for the bleach

  • @codywright7932
    @codywright7932 3 роки тому +5446

    "prepubescent simp sneaks out to see an old man to assert power with a tree" the movie

  • @naturally_roisin
    @naturally_roisin 3 роки тому +3004

    "2ft tall and oozing sex appeal" The Lorax MUST be played by Danny Devito in the live action PROVE ME WRONG

    • @rosebud6116
      @rosebud6116 3 роки тому +90

      I heard live action Dr Suess movies aren’t allowed to be made but I heard it on the internet so take it with salt

    • @gentlesandladymen
      @gentlesandladymen 3 роки тому +48

      He’s voiced by him I think

    • @jasperjay5403
      @jasperjay5403 3 роки тому +20

      @@gentlesandladymen he is

    • @dormammusofat
      @dormammusofat 3 роки тому +61

      @@rosebud6116 yeah, after the Cat In The Hat movie (which was absurd…ly funny) Dr. Seuss’ wife said NO MORE

    • @Fritz1105
      @Fritz1105 2 роки тому +7

      @@dormammusofat I thought it was the grandkid that said tjat?? (Same person from before just different name

  • @Lunar_DeBrie
    @Lunar_DeBrie 3 роки тому +2469

    "They got EDNA MODE???"
    I am DECEASED

    • @GracefullyAutistic
      @GracefullyAutistic 3 роки тому +34

      Ikr?! 🤣 I actually have a crazy theory that O'Hare is the secret love child between Edna Mode and Mr.Hobbs (who's also from The Incredibles).

    • @screamindog8772
      @screamindog8772 3 роки тому +18

      @@GracefullyAutistic haha sorry what

    • @ks_yes1491
      @ks_yes1491 3 роки тому +22

      @@GracefullyAutistic WAIT WHAT ✋💀

    • @MuffinOfMaybe
      @MuffinOfMaybe 3 роки тому

      No capes

    • @thekingofhearts43
      @thekingofhearts43 3 роки тому +2

      1:10

  • @hotgrapescomics
    @hotgrapescomics 3 роки тому +6611

    My favorite part of this movie is the main character and his love interest are voiced by professional singers and yet they are the two characters who don't sing

    • @ThePsychicClarinetist
      @ThePsychicClarinetist 3 роки тому +309

      I didn't even notice that. 🤯 Thank you for bestowing this knowledge upon me. 🙏🏼 I deadass don't know how I missed that entirely. 🤣

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 3 роки тому +86

      Now I wish they sang together.

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 3 роки тому +238

      And they're also terrible voice actors somehow??

    • @gracecw
      @gracecw 3 роки тому +95

      i think it’s because it might cost more for them to sing since they are professionals 😂 either way it’s hilarious

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 3 роки тому +64

      So Illumination pulled a SpongeBob Bowie?

  • @skaisathedutchie7003
    @skaisathedutchie7003 3 роки тому +3618

    So for anyone that doesn’t know, when this movie came out, a lot of teenage girls started simping after the young onceler. After a while of fan art and stuff, they wanted to ship him with someone, and him not having any close relationship with anyone in the movie, people made AUs of the onceler, the most popular being the onceler (the hipster one) and the greedler (the onceler in the green suit) and shipping them with eachother. There was a bunch of other AUs, and it got to the point where they made a rp series called camp onceler, and it was awful. Sarah Z made an hour long video about it a while back, and it goes over everything.

    • @fisticuffs12
      @fisticuffs12 3 роки тому +513

      it was glorious. i love an entire industry of askblogs fueled by nothing but raw sexual energy towards one of the least sexy characters ever.

    • @whiskeyshaw8818
      @whiskeyshaw8818 3 роки тому +283

      After reading this, god sending COVID was justified

    • @Formula_Zero_EX
      @Formula_Zero_EX 3 роки тому +117

      @@whiskeyshaw8818 for real, though God could’ve done that sooner tbh

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 3 роки тому +202

      The biggest selfcest fandom ever, and it will never be topped

    • @thespicecorner
      @thespicecorner 3 роки тому +103

      @@Bubbly_Dragon tell that to undertale

  • @fillbert6690
    @fillbert6690 3 роки тому +4111

    I’m genuinely shocked they didn’t make a “Vore-ax” joke

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days 3 роки тому +74

      I think they did but then again I watched this at 2am last night on a sugar high

    • @donnergrober179
      @donnergrober179 3 роки тому +65

      I think they did at 10:21

    • @sugarbear4865
      @sugarbear4865 3 роки тому +66

      @@donnergrober179 that one was “Over-ax” (tho they say it like “oh-VORE-ax” so I see why you thought so)

    • @ceecee6521
      @ceecee6521 3 роки тому +3

      Hmm, NO.

    • @recklessragdoll2552
      @recklessragdoll2552 3 роки тому +27

      I am Going to slam you again the Floor-ax

  • @jonathanrhodes4547
    @jonathanrhodes4547 3 роки тому +5260

    To this day, that minion is still trapped within Big Bear's Ass.

    • @el1ase
      @el1ase 3 роки тому +154

      "banana"

    • @anarchyd2
      @anarchyd2 3 роки тому +40

      @@el1ase bananana*

    • @ragemode1017
      @ragemode1017 3 роки тому +13

      Brother bears ass

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 роки тому +30

      It’s a better fate than his peers
      Forced to slowly decay forever in illumination studios
      Let them die

    • @Wildman-lc3ur
      @Wildman-lc3ur 3 роки тому +6

      Hopefully the lorax won't join him

  • @DarkHemlock
    @DarkHemlock 3 роки тому +906

    "Put me on the Floorax"
    "Bend me Overax"
    *I fucking inhaled Gatorade*
    Made me do the Roarax

  • @GlorpusGlupus
    @GlorpusGlupus 3 роки тому +4465

    “Did that minion go up his ass???”
    “Yeah”
    “Oh word”
    I lost it

    • @RuRyRyRyan
      @RuRyRyRyan 2 роки тому +8

      If I was there with them, I would say that bear squashed that minion

    • @RuRyRyRyan
      @RuRyRyRyan Рік тому

      @@hybridvenom9 ?

    • @RuRyRyRyan
      @RuRyRyRyan Рік тому

      @@hybridvenom9 I can easily if that's really a Read More.

    • @RuRyRyRyan
      @RuRyRyRyan Рік тому

      @@hybridvenom9 I'm not falling for that. Nice try for the 3rd time

    • @RuRyRyRyan
      @RuRyRyRyan Рік тому

      @@hybridvenom9 I'm outta here

  • @LiamRFT
    @LiamRFT 3 роки тому +8679

    The real questions is why do they all know the names of every minion.

    • @Chromaggia
      @Chromaggia 3 роки тому +277

      Thank you. I was just thinking this, and immensely concerned.

    • @erincurrie1560
      @erincurrie1560 3 роки тому +171

      the minion movie probably

    • @Chromaggia
      @Chromaggia 3 роки тому +180

      @@erincurrie1560 >implying that they have watched and enjoyed the Minion movie, possibly more than once

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 3 роки тому +61

      Two words. Invasive marketing.

    • @The_miIk
      @The_miIk 3 роки тому +46

      @@erincurrie1560 I watched that movie and I can't even think of what the plot was. It was a fever dream lol

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 роки тому +453

    It so bizarre that the only two characters in the movie that barely sing are played by Zac Efron and Taylor Swift

    • @shadetee234
      @shadetee234 Рік тому +27

      Technically, Taylor can't sing in the movie without Illumination getting into legal trouble atm. If she sings, that will be getting her music label involved which would be a hassle for Illumination.

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 2 місяці тому

      ​@@shadetee234If that's the case then why didn't they just get another actress instead of wasting money on a SINGER??? And don't tell me that it was for marketing reasons because there are several famous actresses, some even more popular than Taylor Swift at the time, that would have been perfect for the role without worrying about music labels.

  • @DreemyDreemz
    @DreemyDreemz 3 роки тому +24552

    The fact that they simp over literally everybody BUT the one guy who has an entire fandom dedicated to him is hilarious

    • @lizardman1095
      @lizardman1095 3 роки тому +1266

      @Shaggy the onceler had a fan base on Tumblr about him fucking himself. (Past onceler fucking the suit onceler)

    • @degenerat9329
      @degenerat9329 3 роки тому +1312

      @@lizardman1095 not onecest pls

    • @R0man.Geck0
      @R0man.Geck0 3 роки тому +443

      @@degenerat9329 it cost you zero dollars not to say that.

    • @Mizikame
      @Mizikame 3 роки тому +794

      I remember shitting on their fandom back in the 2012 Tumblr Days and got over 60 Reposts on a text-based post that put down that the Onceler is a type of character NO ONE should "idolize" and got a bunch of hate mail xD lmao

    • @degenerat9329
      @degenerat9329 3 роки тому +102

      @@R0man.Geck0 and yet here we are 😔

  • @Charlie1875
    @Charlie1875 3 роки тому +6019

    “We get drunk and watch High School Musical”
    “We get drunk and watch Horton Hears a Who”
    “We get drunk and watch Despicable Me/Minions”

    • @iamslightlybetterthanyou2679
      @iamslightlybetterthanyou2679 3 роки тому +358

      “Minions kinda thicc tho”
      “I’m simping for Gru”
      “Despicable Me is the worst movie we’ve ever seen”

    • @Movypro23
      @Movypro23 3 роки тому +44

      They should do minions lol

    • @reynalyn6287
      @reynalyn6287 3 роки тому +44

      You've leaked the next commentary for the months to come

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 3 роки тому +45

      “What that NOSE do”

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 3 роки тому +2

      Yes please XD

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 2 роки тому +187

    Alan's confusion over the Onceler and the Lorax physically hurts

  • @BruhMoment7685
    @BruhMoment7685 3 роки тому +4915

    They really cut out O’hare singing let it die, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @RemHayden1806
      @RemHayden1806 3 роки тому +96

      If they cut it out it probably means they didnt say much about iit

    • @candlemasquerade6646
      @candlemasquerade6646 3 роки тому +26

      Your username matches so well with it tho- XD

    • @RemHayden1806
      @RemHayden1806 3 роки тому +11

      @@candlemasquerade6646 profile picture fits aswell as the name

    • @AllBarkNoByte
      @AllBarkNoByte 3 роки тому +1

      We have the same name

    • @candlemasquerade6646
      @candlemasquerade6646 3 роки тому +2

      @@AllBarkNoByte LOL WAIT

  • @coolguyyy9071
    @coolguyyy9071 3 роки тому +1952

    When this came out girls are simping over The Once-ler. What a time 2012 was before simping was even a term

    • @COSun25
      @COSun25 3 роки тому +134

      *shudders* That was a chilling time.

    • @Honestlynothingelse
      @Honestlynothingelse 3 роки тому +85

      Well they predicted some guys simping for egirls or simping for that one girl on twitch

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 3 роки тому +198

      They were starved for content they shipped the Once-ler with himself. It’s called Oncest

    • @Maineh
      @Maineh 3 роки тому +124

      @@creed8712 You did NOT need to remind us of that.

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 3 роки тому +55

      I still simp for him 😳
      *kill me*

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 2 роки тому +186

    My theater group did The Lorax. I was the Young Onceler. Seeing this (and the Onceler fandom of course) makes me laugh so much. Such strange and good memories.

  • @Everik-ct6pg
    @Everik-ct6pg 3 роки тому +3885

    You know, the “all Dr Seuss movies have a town” thing is actually valid. All of them take place or feature some town (whoville is used twice as the main Town, both in all of the Grinch adaptations and Horton Hears a Who). It's a weird but interesting constant, considering that The Lorax didn't even have a main town like Thneedville in the original story, from what I remember.

    • @cleothehermetichermeticist8391
      @cleothehermetichermeticist8391 3 роки тому +277

      No the original book is literally just the kid walks up the tower, the Onceler gives him his life story, and then basically gives the kid the seed and the story ends. They made up the town and all that for no reason other than padding the runtime.

    • @christopherjohn7442
      @christopherjohn7442 3 роки тому +15

      I thought The Grinch, Horton Hears a who & The Cat in The Hat all have Whoville?

    • @goldenequals4203
      @goldenequals4203 3 роки тому +65

      @@christopherjohn7442 the main characters of the Cat in the Hat are humans. I dont think they're Whos. But Horton and Grinch have Whoville in it.

    • @retrochimdev3868
      @retrochimdev3868 3 роки тому +26

      @@christopherjohn7442 CATH's town was Anville if I remember correctly

    • @Everik-ct6pg
      @Everik-ct6pg 3 роки тому +21

      @@christopherjohn7442 The town in The Cat In The Hat is called Anville.

  • @jch__productions9246
    @jch__productions9246 3 роки тому +3221

    Take a drink every time they make a joke about a character performing sexual acts , you get drunk quick

    • @hollhoz7661
      @hollhoz7661 3 роки тому +87

      You would be guest on this channel

    • @averymartin1327
      @averymartin1327 3 роки тому +13

      Way ahead of you

    • @kurinthekitty6842
      @kurinthekitty6842 3 роки тому +10

      I'm drunk

    • @kokokokomoviecorner2050
      @kokokokomoviecorner2050 3 роки тому +7

      @@kurinthekitty6842 Wedding Crashers 2005 Full HD Comedy full movies Full length english HD 1080p what movie name

    • @bryanwhite5114
      @bryanwhite5114 3 роки тому +13

      It’s literally the only joke they ever make

  • @sabato5223
    @sabato5223 3 роки тому +4346

    “This is your mans? We need to clean this shit up...get the Clorax” best.line.ever

  • @silverhawk8699
    @silverhawk8699 3 роки тому +4516

    Can't wait for the mustache ride jokes and/or simping for the grandma

    • @Jazker_da_thief
      @Jazker_da_thief 3 роки тому +51

      Or aunt Grizelda

    • @jakewilliams1921
      @jakewilliams1921 3 роки тому +211

      Damn, they didn't even last 10 seconds before making the mustache joke

    • @leafinx
      @leafinx 3 роки тому +9

      I mean u weren’t wrong

    • @queubee
      @queubee 3 роки тому +14

      the prophecy is true......

    • @MelonHere20
      @MelonHere20 3 роки тому +4

      XD

  • @Ct-4756
    @Ct-4756 3 роки тому +98

    I am the lorax,
    I speak for the trees.
    Cut down my home,
    and I break your knees
    -The Lorax

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 роки тому +5444

    " So this is the guy everyone's simping over?"
    Danny Devito? Fuck yeah.
    Since time immemorial.

    • @screamindog8772
      @screamindog8772 3 роки тому +45

      stop calling him an oyster guys, he knows he’s the most dominant sea creature

    • @connorauclair7740
      @connorauclair7740 3 роки тому +48

      Who doesn’t simp for Danny Devito

    • @calciumstealer2448
      @calciumstealer2448 3 роки тому +14

      @@screamindog8772 this implies that an oyster is not the most dominant sea creature

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 роки тому +9

      @@calciumstealer2448 You’re right. The dominant sea creature is the mantis shrimp. It wakes up and choses violence 24/7. Edit: the Chad shrimp

    • @smusky4643
      @smusky4643 3 роки тому +2

      Me when your mom

  • @apassionatenerd.3564
    @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +9837

    Alan's inability to process that the Lorax is not the Onceler is both bizarre and hilarious lmfao

    • @streetpunkstreams4730
      @streetpunkstreams4730 2 роки тому +56

      Alan? I think you mean Chili God

    • @acreativeeccentric.9312
      @acreativeeccentric.9312 2 роки тому

      @@streetpunkstreams4730 chili god? I think you mean shut up.

    • @quarkonium3795
      @quarkonium3795 2 роки тому +42

      @@streetpunkstreams4730 Don't you mean Butter Lord?

    • @simply_a_clown
      @simply_a_clown 2 роки тому +57

      @@quarkonium3795 y’all talking about Crazy Nut Boy?

    • @recklessragdoll2552
      @recklessragdoll2552 2 роки тому +20

      @@simply_a_clown you sure you guys aren’t talking about Flick Freak?

  • @chloeprice9649
    @chloeprice9649 3 роки тому +417

    The fact that they cut out "You Greedy Dirtbag"
    *blasphemy*

  • @mr.moviemafia
    @mr.moviemafia 3 роки тому +9379

    These guys have NO idea how big of a fan base The Once-Ler had, do they? His character led to an unprecedented level of simpery unseen since, so much so that he was shipped with HIMSELF

    • @bunkpunkofchump7819
      @bunkpunkofchump7819 3 роки тому +686

      And they were lucky to have not experienced such hell

    • @BaegolBread
      @BaegolBread 3 роки тому +488

      he was also shipped with dream
      y'know.. the youtuber

    • @bunkpunkofchump7819
      @bunkpunkofchump7819 3 роки тому +277

      @@BaegolBread wait really!? Oh my gawd🤢 poor dream

    • @silveranimati0ns565
      @silveranimati0ns565 3 роки тому +194

      @@bunkpunkofchump7819 it wasn't really hell but it was intresting and memorable😂

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 3 роки тому +75

      @@BaegolBread makes sense.
      dream is just as fucking bland. Fucking toxic fans.

  • @mrsnrub6848
    @mrsnrub6848 3 роки тому +2356

    Imagine what the film would of been like if they kept the original darker tone and had "Biggering" instead of "How Bad Can I Be?"

    • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
      @RiseOfTheKumquat67 3 роки тому +328

      A Lorax stage musical with the tone and style of Biggering would probably be a huge success.

    • @el1ase
      @el1ase 3 роки тому +165

      Honestly, it would be so much more watchable than this movie

    •  3 роки тому +74

      It would still suck ass because the problem of the movie isn't the tone, is the plot.

    • @thelingeringartist
      @thelingeringartist 3 роки тому +287

      @ it’s not even the plot it’s the fucking studio. Illumination is garbage at making any sort of movie that actually portrays something other than “haha funnneee for kids” stuff.

    • @ozzywalker609
      @ozzywalker609 3 роки тому +124

      Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing a darker version of the Lorax.

  • @thesmitherswigger
    @thesmitherswigger Рік тому +68

    The fact that they kept the bear with a minion in its ass an ongoing joke through the entire movie is amazing 😂

  • @Jack_S_9903
    @Jack_S_9903 3 роки тому +2204

    “We get drunk and watch Gnomeo and Juliet”
    “We get drunk and watch Fred the Movie”
    “We get drunk and watch Trolls”
    “We get drunk and watch Alvin and the Chipmunks the Squeakquel”
    “We get drunk and watch Shrek the Musical”
    “We get drunk and watch Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius”

    • @catzgaming1857
      @catzgaming1857 3 роки тому +91

      "We get drunk and watch Open Season"
      "We get drunk and watch Twister"
      "We get drunk and watch Space Balls"

    • @lizzieandmocha1131
      @lizzieandmocha1131 3 роки тому +54

      Gnomeo and Juliette was honestly good imo.

    • @vagineer7428
      @vagineer7428 3 роки тому +31

      “We get drunk and watch The Grinch Musical Live”

    • @Kk-hf9cv
      @Kk-hf9cv 3 роки тому +26

      Trolls is a better high movie than drunk movie

    • @samac4323
      @samac4323 3 роки тому +19

      We Get Drunk and Watch
      Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
      We Get Drunk and Watch
      Wallace and Gromit
      We Get Drunk and Watch
      The Cornetto Trilogy

  • @alonztec2953
    @alonztec2953 3 роки тому +759

    I feel this is just a cover up for their crippling alcoholism

    • @rodoesyt
      @rodoesyt 3 роки тому +10

      same

    • @grellsutcliffe8265
      @grellsutcliffe8265 3 роки тому +17

      You'd need to be an alcoholic to get through half the stuff they watch tbh

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 3 роки тому +2

      At least they decided to cover up their alcoholism with something that makes a little money lol

  • @CoraCreates
    @CoraCreates 3 роки тому +222

    16:45 that’s a surprisingly good o’hare impression.
    It’s not perfect, but it sounds extremely close

    • @Know0127
      @Know0127 Рік тому +5

      This line in Zacks voice lives in my head rent-free

  • @nutsandbolts1264
    @nutsandbolts1264 3 роки тому +1249

    If I had a dollar for everytime someone simped for the Onceler during the premiere I could probably start my own Thneeds company

  • @dominicscreativefilms
    @dominicscreativefilms 3 роки тому +10086

    If you want a movie with an ACTUAL thicc character to simp over, I got one word... Robots. You'll thank me later. 😏
    EDIT: Took a year, but we finally got a Robots reaction. LETS GOOO!🎉

  • @CoraCreates
    @CoraCreates 3 роки тому +113

    “The most beautiful place…”
    “This guy has the most punchable face”
    They have become musical.

  • @lonesavior
    @lonesavior 3 роки тому +623

    I wanted to put a "time until they say something horny", but it was literally within the first second. All I can be thankful for is none of them capitalized on "The Vore-ax".

    • @nicripolas816
      @nicripolas816 3 роки тому +12

      Honestly getting sick of the horny. It's not funny anymore and it's like 80% of all their videos.

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 3 роки тому +44

      @@nicripolas816 well, I don't know what to say, that's literally 80% of the content on youtube. but you know, if you aren't satisfied, you don't have to watch them..

    • @nicripolas816
      @nicripolas816 3 роки тому

      @@benjirivoh Thanks Captain Obvious

    • @mangoslormpy7618
      @mangoslormpy7618 3 роки тому +1

      Thank god XD

    • @necnec2668
      @necnec2668 3 роки тому +21

      @@nicripolas816 They are drunk tho, so you can't really blame them for not coming up with original jokes.

  • @RAZZLEMedia
    @RAZZLEMedia  3 роки тому +6614

    Alan looking at these views and likes

    • @KoolKidsWearSweaters
      @KoolKidsWearSweaters 3 роки тому +534

      I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

    • @N8D0GRealLife
      @N8D0GRealLife 3 роки тому +170

      Where's the butter sticks

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 роки тому +30

      Do a Tron Legacy drunk reaction

    • @SkyCube.
      @SkyCube. 3 роки тому +30

      @@KoolKidsWearSweaters uh oh

    • @4ndr3dahbarber
      @4ndr3dahbarber 3 роки тому +50

      @@KoolKidsWearSweaters Alan u have to do it, we don’t care if u were drunk, u gotta do it for the boys

  • @drippiestz
    @drippiestz 3 роки тому +75

    I love that 90% of the commentary was just “Damnit Alan.”

  • @audrey0554
    @audrey0554 3 роки тому +1887

    "Razzle has kinda made a career on wanting to hammer a lot of nature's innocent creatures" couldn't have said it better myself

  • @randomfandoms6769
    @randomfandoms6769 3 роки тому +749

    They're gonna simp for either the Lorax, the Onceler, or both. I'm calling it.
    Edit: So they simped for the Lorax and fucking hated the Onceler. Yeah, makes sense.

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 3 роки тому +58

      The natural order

    • @erincurrie1560
      @erincurrie1560 3 роки тому +21

      Theyve simped for almost every character

    • @akiiame_
      @akiiame_ 3 роки тому +44

      I mean, do you blame them? The Lorax is definitely the more simpable one here.

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut 3 роки тому +18

      The Onceler is not down with the thiccness and has zero likability

    • @lou626
      @lou626 3 роки тому +6

      @@akiiame_ yeah i love mens with mustache❤ i wonder why theres no so much human ver. Of the lorax

  • @warriorsworld4638
    @warriorsworld4638 3 роки тому +54

    16:14 T H I S D O E S N ' T I N V O L V E Y O U

  • @An.Alternate.Account
    @An.Alternate.Account 3 роки тому +1200

    *"IS HE GOD?!"*
    The Lorax: *[plops out of the stump]*

  • @mom2vickie
    @mom2vickie 3 роки тому +448

    “We get drunk and watch coralline”

  • @dorkistarzzz
    @dorkistarzzz 3 роки тому +62

    The fact that Alan does understand the “lore”ax

  • @algorithmoverlord1051
    @algorithmoverlord1051 3 роки тому +618

    These guys drank a whole case just starting at the “Play Movie” screen

  • @redgunnit
    @redgunnit 3 роки тому +789

    5:38
    "The most beautiful place-"
    "The most punchable face."
    Even 3 decades after he died, Suess is still making people rhyme.

    • @dre5586
      @dre5586 3 роки тому +47

      Even in the discussion, there’s nobody fussin’

  • @Cyanability
    @Cyanability 2 роки тому +48

    17:26 the combined silence while Betty white sang :,)
    Rip Betty white, absolute legend ❤️

  • @infamouscashew
    @infamouscashew 3 роки тому +869

    One day you lads have to “Get drunk and watch Hoodwinked” it’s such a wonderful fever dream

    • @ellacummins2105
      @ellacummins2105 3 роки тому +50

      Loved that movie growing up. I was so disappointed with the sequel...

    • @robertwallach1828
      @robertwallach1828 3 роки тому +35

      It's actually not a badly written movie, but the animation is horrendous.

    • @fairlyviolent6265
      @fairlyviolent6265 3 роки тому +23

      Please. I loved that movie. The animation is a bit uncanny but it was actually pretty fun to watch.

    • @megancorcoran9188
      @megancorcoran9188 3 роки тому +1

      I would pay so much money to see this

    • @joyc.e.7511
      @joyc.e.7511 3 роки тому +4

      Hoodwinked was pretty fucking good though.

  • @masterseal0418
    @masterseal0418 3 роки тому +502

    “I am the Borax; I speak for the bleach!”
    There. New advertising idea.

    • @adulttswim6676
      @adulttswim6676 3 роки тому +16

      the fact it wasn't "I am the Clorax" is a crime

    • @pumpkin6192
      @pumpkin6192 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds like a bootleg

  • @El_Omar2203
    @El_Omar2203 2 роки тому +71

    11:13 I love that primal "NOOO!" they shout at the scene 🤣

  • @yaboiitito
    @yaboiitito 3 роки тому +643

    “That dude is not even a little bit down with the thickness ” 😂 they went all out with the puns and jokes

  • @quixotix9540
    @quixotix9540 3 роки тому +923

    A lotta people don't seem to realize the... nature of this movie. it's illumination mate, it was already gonna fail.

    • @anthony......
      @anthony...... 3 роки тому +59

      illumination movies truly are terrible, aren't they

    • @frohn9461
      @frohn9461 3 роки тому +70

      This movie is one of the best things ever made m8

    • @vanillakilla23
      @vanillakilla23 3 роки тому +21

      The “nature” of this movie.

    • @kokokokomoviecorner2050
      @kokokokomoviecorner2050 3 роки тому +4

      @@vanillakilla23 Wedding Crashers 2005 Full HD Comedy full movies Full length english HD 1080p

    • @Autismo_the_Impaler
      @Autismo_the_Impaler 3 роки тому +9

      @@kokokokomoviecorner2050 stfu

  • @TronicSSJ07
    @TronicSSJ07 Рік тому +35

    5:39
    Young Onceler: “The most beautiful place.”
    Ryan: “The most punchable face.”

  • @gillygills123
    @gillygills123 3 роки тому +513

    The boardgame clue has a movie. Just wanted to put that out there.

    • @RAZZLEMedia
      @RAZZLEMedia  3 роки тому +191

      I love that movie so much!
      - Alan 💚

    • @natyc19
      @natyc19 3 роки тому +25

      That movie is a lot and it would be amazing if they react to it.

    • @catseatmeowmix690
      @catseatmeowmix690 3 роки тому +10

      And so does TETRIS AND ITS LIVE ACTION (well not yet)

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305 3 роки тому +11

      Clue is great though, weirdly enough

    • @madisonbrooks7537
      @madisonbrooks7537 3 роки тому +8

      Isn’t that the movie where they had the audience choose the ending?

  • @Chromaggia
    @Chromaggia 3 роки тому +215

    our expectations: _razzle simps the onceler_
    reality: _razzle simps close to everyone but the onceler_

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 3 роки тому +28

    14:51
    "I'l tell you something:
    When the last tree is cut down,
    The last forest destroyed,
    You'll realize, that you cannot eat wood!"
    -Pinocchio

  • @theblackswan723
    @theblackswan723 3 роки тому +507

    The original song was more depressing and would’ve given more meaning but...gotta make it kid friend

    • @omni8568
      @omni8568 3 роки тому +75

      Bruh legit Biggering is such a good song that I’ve had it in my head for like three days now lol

    • @Alex-mu6sm
      @Alex-mu6sm 3 роки тому +38

      not kid friendly, just can't let people think destroying the environment in favor of profit is evil :/

    • @alyssabullock6421
      @alyssabullock6421 3 роки тому +8

      YO, my thoughts exactly!!

    • @PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse
      @PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse 3 роки тому +7

      And it was a banger too
      Why'd they cancel it ;-;

    • @savannahlevy97
      @savannahlevy97 3 роки тому +13

      The original song is INSANE. Songs don't usually give me chills but that one sure did

  • @okami-chan9772
    @okami-chan9772 3 роки тому +437

    Honestly, with the whole "Is he the Lorax" thing reminds me of that one meme about some anime guy trying to learn and speak Japanese while talking about a pigeon/butterfly. 😂

    • @midnightheart5905
      @midnightheart5905 3 роки тому +15

      Onceler fans seeing the Onceler for the first time: Is this the love of my life?

  • @joelmccann9869
    @joelmccann9869 3 роки тому +259

    You can tell they’re drunk because they thought every character was the Lorax

  • @deaconpoole7577
    @deaconpoole7577 3 роки тому +467

    They kept talking about how the Once-ler had no sex appeal... and I just kept getting flashbacks to Tumblr’s Oncest fanaticization

    • @mullisaukko423
      @mullisaukko423 3 роки тому +10

      ONCEST????? That sounds like an incest ship 🤮

    • @DonutTPOTer
      @DonutTPOTer 3 роки тому +33

      @@mullisaukko423 it's literally pre-thneed onceler and rich onceler fucking. selfcest

    • @youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075
      @youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075 3 роки тому +45

      Do you remember when the only person people shipped the Once-ler with was himself and the fan base got to crazy they started making different AUs for the Once-ler just to ship himself more.
      The “good” old days 😬

    • @rhayssalopez
      @rhayssalopez 3 роки тому +9

      @@youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075 what more can we say, right?
      Who would look at your evil version and want to fuck it?
      Self love is something.
      Perhaps Gaston would do that, he loves himself too much

    • @onelovelylilidiot4959
      @onelovelylilidiot4959 3 роки тому +7

      The tumblr sexyman curse. It can never be reversed to those who know of it

  • @Itsalladream678
    @Itsalladream678 3 роки тому +41

    14:41 is the best joke I've heard all day

  • @deathbydank3206
    @deathbydank3206 3 роки тому +270

    Say what you will about the movie, “Biggering” is a fucking banger.

  • @ViaGoth
    @ViaGoth 3 роки тому +315

    “A blank space where her talent should be” all of these song puns are killing me 💀🤣

  • @kzali901
    @kzali901 2 роки тому +12

    "I lived. That's Betty White's Slogan."
    ...😭

  • @lordcooler1687
    @lordcooler1687 3 роки тому +199

    "We will simp what we wanna simp and thats the lorax"-
    Razzle 2021

  • @MikeyMak2214
    @MikeyMak2214 3 роки тому +745

    I ironically loved this movie when I was younger. TBH I kinda still do.

    • @frohn9461
      @frohn9461 3 роки тому +66

      I unironically love this movie

    • @Jazker_da_thief
      @Jazker_da_thief 3 роки тому +45

      Yeah, even thought it's ruining the original Lorax, it actually Made me laugh

    • @logansymmes2193
      @logansymmes2193 3 роки тому +28

      This movie fucking slaps.

    • @Ghostinthesheets
      @Ghostinthesheets 3 роки тому +20

      This movie isn't top tear for me, but I still like to watch it.

    • @kokokokomoviecorner2050
      @kokokokomoviecorner2050 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ghostinthesheets Wedding Crashers 2005 Full HD Comedy full movies Full length english HD 1080p

  • @jordynmoss3895
    @jordynmoss3895 2 роки тому +13

    RIP Betty, I loved you in the Lorax. shoulda won an Oscar for this one smh my head

  • @GusMcGee1
    @GusMcGee1 3 роки тому +198

    “We get drunk and watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” bc yall loved Rodrick so much when you watched the first movie

  • @drats1009
    @drats1009 3 роки тому +153

    "When the last tree is cut down
    The last fish eaten
    And the last dream poisoned
    You will realize that you cannot eat money"
    -A guy who tried to eat pennies

    • @cramerfloro5936
      @cramerfloro5936 3 роки тому +7

      "I'll tell you something:
      When the last tree is cut down,
      And the last forest destroyed
      You will realize, that you cannot eat wood!"
      -Pinocchio

  • @Stxrawb3rri
    @Stxrawb3rri Рік тому +4

    SO.. this video was one year ago… NOW tiktok LOVES the Onceler ( so do I ) and we’re all simping over him

  • @pup64hcp
    @pup64hcp 3 роки тому +203

    16:57 "I lived bitch"
    *"that's Betty White's slogan"*
    DAAAAAMMMN

    • @kermit00000
      @kermit00000 2 роки тому +10

      😔 r.i.p. Betty White

    • @pup64hcp
      @pup64hcp 2 роки тому +15

      I completely forgot I made this comment. Rest in peace to a legend

    • @kermit00000
      @kermit00000 2 роки тому +9

      @@pup64hcp It's sad to see such a legend die

    • @LunaticoniSolar
      @LunaticoniSolar 2 роки тому +4

      Rest in Peace

  • @bespectacledheroine7292
    @bespectacledheroine7292 3 роки тому +311

    I didn’t see the movie at the time so the Onceler fandom’s jaws didn’t get to me, but when I first heard his big number years later I almost got it. It’s kind of a banger.

    • @brittlekneesmgee3674
      @brittlekneesmgee3674 3 роки тому +41

      There's an even better version that was cut from the movie called biggering

    • @bespectacledheroine7292
      @bespectacledheroine7292 3 роки тому +19

      @@brittlekneesmgee3674 Regardless I'm kind of surprised even just the watered down version didn't sway them because it's a pretty cleverly handled villain song I thought. But I guess asking that someone like one redeemable thing from a nigh irredeemable film is too much.

    • @retrochimdev3868
      @retrochimdev3868 3 роки тому +13

      @@bespectacledheroine7292 I don't think they actually pay that much attention to the movie my guy (not to disrespect them)

    • @bespectacledheroine7292
      @bespectacledheroine7292 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@retrochimdev3868 *title literally mentions being drunk*
      ....Nah, surely they're paying attention. :P

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +11

      @@bespectacledheroine7292 honestly, true. Plus as Ryan said "this guy has the most punchable face." And I completely agree, Onceler has a rocken twink bod but much like Vin Diesel he's a bit of a butter face lmao

  • @buffyharmonix4518
    @buffyharmonix4518 2 роки тому +12

    My favourite razzle gag is Allen saying he will do something then see a video of him doing it popping up. Comedy gold every time

  • @apassionatenerd.3564
    @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +185

    I can only imagine how freaky that night between the Onceler, the Lorax, that bear and all those other animals musta been

  • @connormccutchen2720
    @connormccutchen2720 3 роки тому +137

    In 7th grade we made a “time capsule” for when we graduated. I just left a note with the script to this movie.

  • @DSMWannabeLinguist
    @DSMWannabeLinguist 3 роки тому +8

    First ever Razzle video and “yooooo drip” got me convulsing at my desk

  • @paumendez2004
    @paumendez2004 3 роки тому +141

    "They got Edna mode?"
    I lost it🤣

  • @NekoChanSenpai
    @NekoChanSenpai 3 роки тому +171

    The fukkin universe has aligned the second wave of Once-ler fandom with the Danny Devito fandom, and it hath produced this very specific gold.

    • @screamindog8772
      @screamindog8772 3 роки тому +10

      dude Danny devitos got more than a fandom
      it’s a whole kingdom now

    • @rosebud6116
      @rosebud6116 3 роки тому +4

      Wait.. second wave?

  • @pikachu37887
    @pikachu37887 2 роки тому +13

    I'm surprised they didn't react to the "That's A woman?" Quote. That shit got me rolling up to heaven

  • @jakek1735
    @jakek1735 3 роки тому +135

    I love how their entire take on the Onceler-simping fans is just being angry that they aren't simping The Lorax instead

  • @Digital_Amoureuse
    @Digital_Amoureuse 3 роки тому +320

    *I want "did the liberals cancel this one" on a t shirt*

    • @jikoai8709
      @jikoai8709 3 роки тому +4

      Me too

    • @kokokokomoviecorner2050
      @kokokokomoviecorner2050 3 роки тому +1

      @@jikoai8709 RED EYE (2005) FULL MOVIE - Rachel McAdams

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 роки тому +16

      If I saw someone unironically wearing a shirt that said that, I'd unironically vomit 🤮

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 3 роки тому +1

      @@apassionatenerd.3564 How can you tell if someone's wearing a shirt ironically or not

    • @leviticus2001
      @leviticus2001 3 роки тому

      ​ @A Passionate Nerd. I'd have a stroke.

  • @atomicghost775
    @atomicghost775 3 роки тому +13

    The "THEY GOT EDNA MODE" had me laughing so hard I fell out of my chair

  • @notaboomertree4141
    @notaboomertree4141 3 роки тому +287

    You google "Marriage age" and "Marriage age in Theendville" pops up
    "Was that a JoJo reference" and "Is that the lorax" give me the same vibe

    • @vinyldash2333
      @vinyldash2333 3 роки тому +5

      Holy fuck it does.

    • @SpiderYeen
      @SpiderYeen 3 роки тому +1

      I did that. Result: 6.

    • @kaydubsthekoifish
      @kaydubsthekoifish 3 роки тому +2

      I did that.
      Didn't get it.
      Looked up both "Marriage age" and "Marriage age in".
      Might be a region thing.

    • @amayah4598
      @amayah4598 3 роки тому

      HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY DOES!!!

    • @kaydubsthekoifish
      @kaydubsthekoifish 3 роки тому

      Well I tired it again, and still didn't get it.

  • @michaelbiscay9836
    @michaelbiscay9836 3 роки тому +167

    "Is that little kid played by Zac Efron?"
    "Someone is."
    😂 Underrated.

  • @notderekvinyard
    @notderekvinyard Рік тому +20

    15:30 bro really pulled a soarax 💀💀

  • @Bon-Bon2402
    @Bon-Bon2402 3 роки тому +370

    12:00 This part made me legit have a laughing lung attack along with me falling off the couch-

  • @scarypickles3473
    @scarypickles3473 3 роки тому +136

    Love how they think that the fandom is about the Lorax the whole time 😭😭

  • @MoonLotus69
    @MoonLotus69 3 роки тому +29

    15:21 did Ryan legit search up the bear R34?

  • @ThaFleaMeista
    @ThaFleaMeista 3 роки тому +66

    I cannot believe no one ever said “have me begging for more-axe” disappointed.

  • @thanosthefarmer
    @thanosthefarmer 3 роки тому +87

    ‘We got drunk and watched X movie’ has turned into ‘we got drunk and simped for every single fucking character in X movie’ and its hilarious

  • @zzskyninjazz1821
    @zzskyninjazz1821 3 роки тому +15

    We didn’t kill Rob Riggle enough to keep her alive

  • @elgordobondiola
    @elgordobondiola 3 роки тому +499

    "we get drunk and watch minecraft: story mode, the Netflix series"

    • @cookiecatshroom
      @cookiecatshroom 3 роки тому +36

      Oh fuck I'm getting flashbacks to that one audio of a guy laughing hysterically at Reuben xD

    • @syntheticsaturn
      @syntheticsaturn 3 роки тому +13

      i'd say play the game instead since it has all the episodes, but it's surprisingly difficult to pirate that game. -also the second season is actually kinda good-

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 3 роки тому +5

      @@syntheticsaturn I mean... At that point it realized how ridiculous it all was

    • @CoraCreates
      @CoraCreates 3 роки тому +10

      If they predict the ending of episode 4 like RTGame did, I swear.

    • @kappa_studios
      @kappa_studios 3 роки тому +3

      Oh my god I used to LOVE THAT SERIES when I was like 7-10

  • @dreadman8210
    @dreadman8210 3 роки тому +85

    That bit when they named their “minions” slayed me

  • @NinjaSpiderVI
    @NinjaSpiderVI 3 роки тому +12

    Pour one out for Betty, boys. We lost our chance to send Rob Riggle to eternal torment.

  • @ironnordegraf
    @ironnordegraf 3 роки тому +171

    Hoodwinked would be a perfect movie for this series

    • @antonymilne1346
      @antonymilne1346 3 роки тому +12

      Its genuinely pretty good but it's ugly as shit. They'd love it

  • @brendonsmith3080
    @brendonsmith3080 3 роки тому +59

    “Is that the Taylor Swift?” These drunk bastards and their commentary is too gold😂

  • @jjonahjameson8934
    @jjonahjameson8934 3 роки тому +28

    Alan does seems like the sort of person that would expose his tree at a 14 year olds birthday party

  • @RawAirFreshener
    @RawAirFreshener 3 роки тому +136

    "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees"
    "And for some reason they're speaking Vietnamese"

    • @screamindog8772
      @screamindog8772 3 роки тому +8

      “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, you won’t question my advice if I’ve got an AR-15.”

    • @mihailnikolovski
      @mihailnikolovski 3 роки тому +4

      @@screamindog8772 "i am the lorax i speak for the trees and you will be begging for mercy when i pull out my m16."

    • @hmmyou2544
      @hmmyou2544 2 роки тому

      I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees
      Swing that axe again and I'll break your fucking knees

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 Рік тому

      ​@@mihailnikolovski*jams because ball powder*

    • @StuarianPots
      @StuarianPots 7 місяців тому

      ​@@mihailnikolovski"How babble babble can I be? I'm just doin what comes naturally how babble babble can I be?" - The Rizzler

  • @Real_Genji
    @Real_Genji 3 роки тому +78

    I look up the onceler and I see this "The Once-ler is the narrator, the main protagonist of The Lorax and the deuteragonist as well as the central antagonist of the 2012 film of the same name​" Huh

    • @potmeetkettle
      @potmeetkettle 3 роки тому +16

      If this is not how my biography goes, I’m ending it at chapter 3