YTP: The Ptkpbhofct And Other Tales Of Rosenry (Collab Entry)

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  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 8 років тому +134

    I love how you make "yourself" and Michael talk to each other. XD Awesome video! Hilarious!

  • @R4GNAR0G
    @R4GNAR0G 8 років тому +22

    When I tried to read "Ptkpbhofct" quickly, my tongue fell off.

  • @Hoffy1138
    @Hoffy1138 8 років тому +109

    The Ptkpbhofct sounds a bit like "pickpocket"

    • @alexread6767
      @alexread6767 7 років тому +11

      hoffy1138
      STOP! You violated the law!

    • @gaussman1855
      @gaussman1855 7 років тому +4

      hoffy1138's pickpocket increased to 46. Skyrim reference.

    • @bigtyronemusic
      @bigtyronemusic 5 років тому +1

      sounds more like "picket profit"

    • @bobgreen623
      @bobgreen623 5 років тому +1

      *Ptkpbhofct 100*

  • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
    @fiddleriddlediddlediddle 8 років тому +7

    "There are hundreds and hundreds of people pooping you. Just look at how long this collab is!" Imagine how awkward this video would be if she didn't get in.

    • @RootNegativeSixteen
      @RootNegativeSixteen  8 років тому +3

      It still would've been in the bucket though, which was also overly long XD

  • @wallie1994
    @wallie1994 8 років тому +59

    We now have a "windmill campus" in the city where I live in HOLLAND

    • @ben-ji
      @ben-ji 8 років тому +7

      nou zeg.... *click* noice

    • @NunofyaFB
      @NunofyaFB 8 років тому +2

      What do they eat?

    • @cogtroper
      @cogtroper 8 років тому +5

      chocolate tulips

    • @hunterbailey5545
      @hunterbailey5545 8 років тому +1

      +None of your fucking business
      Cheese and fat bananas

    • @MegaCherryBakewell
      @MegaCherryBakewell 8 років тому +2

      None of your fucking business a bag of plums and toenails

  • @NoiceDrinkz
    @NoiceDrinkz 8 років тому +88

    Well done Root, I loved your entry! :D

    • @ihaterelaxedmusic2802
      @ihaterelaxedmusic2802 8 років тому +3

      I'm subbed to you!

    • @notoriousbog
      @notoriousbog 7 років тому +2

      NoiceDrinkz stop making fucking terrible jokes or electronic rabbits will chase you with jokester and older Rosen-jk your vids are alright

    • @konor0556
      @konor0556 6 років тому

      Root - 60 is cute!

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 5 років тому

      16, not 60

  • @naransolongoboldbayer8030
    @naransolongoboldbayer8030 8 років тому +7

    Come on root. This is always as good as last years. I haven't even watched it yet. It's just that good it makes you predict the future! Thanks for being awesome 4i's.

  • @pNsB
    @pNsB 8 років тому +115

    I shall find the person who gave this masterpiece a dislike, and give them to the ducks.

  • @redsonic7045
    @redsonic7045 8 років тому +54

    Hot Food.
    We sit down to eat.
    THE END.
    *silence*
    DUUUUUUUUUUUUN

  • @twatts9940
    @twatts9940 8 років тому +22

    I can't remember the last time Rosen was in my sub feed

  • @AnitaHandy65
    @AnitaHandy65 8 років тому +43

    "Do you want some chicken?"
    "My hands aren't in the bathroom"
    Oh god these poops get better and better :D

  • @sck8000
    @sck8000 7 років тому +5

    Been a long time lurker in the Rosen-pooping community, just wanted to say thanks for making these. You're one of the best (Don't tell ChickenPika or PlamsJoker I said that!), and you've given me enough laughs to get me through some shitty times. We may be strangers on the internet, but you'll always get views from me so long as there's still Rosen material going round. Keep on pooping, and being generally awesome :)

  • @ThePlamzJoker
    @ThePlamzJoker 8 років тому +65

    This was brilliant, tons of hilarious jokes! Fantastic job, Empress

  • @TheMeanMongoose
    @TheMeanMongoose 8 років тому +10

    Greeeeaaat, really greeeeeaaat!
    Special thanks for including "Breath of Space", it's my jam.

  • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
    @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 7 років тому +27

    1:56 'I'm just going to acknowledge the fact I could be making a terrorism joke and move on'.
    3:14 'It was at this point that I realised this story was going nowhere so I moved on AND FEEL MICE' (I think, Michael's head was in the way of the last part)

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 6 років тому +1

      WildKatGirl 1:25 AND THEN THE STORY ABRUPTLY ENDED BECAUSE MARK

    • @bonbon54545
      @bonbon54545 3 роки тому

      What’s the song at 3:14

    • @AlwaysCooodooolu6
      @AlwaysCooodooolu6 2 роки тому

      @@bonbon54545 Supervision feat. Michal Menert - Who Am I

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 4 роки тому +2

    “When I get in if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s... people who forget to put a watermark like the person who made this entry. Lazy bi-” THAT HAD ME CRACKING UP

  • @PrincessTheresa
    @PrincessTheresa 5 років тому +8

    Do you want some chicken? My hands aren’t in the bathroom!
    C H O C O L A T E !
    Dang that song about the mangos was beautiful

  • @Numbskill
    @Numbskill 8 років тому +6

    Your Rosen poops truly are inspiring. I wish to sentence mix as good as you.
    Also, I want that crown too.

  • @thecrowbarfoogle647
    @thecrowbarfoogle647 8 років тому +75

    ~~The Ptkpbhofct~~
    At school, we were two jug things. You know the kind of things. The Vikings. TraD. Our project was D. There we wer reaDing my hands because I wrote all the answers to the test there (sips). And suddenly, our teacher, Ms. Saidtherewas said she said I said he was an inspector. She said she wasn't going to inspect anything at all. And then we went home. Well, actually, Ms. Saidtherewas said "Go wash your hands in the bathroom". There was silence! Everyone knew I just couldn't go to the bathroom because I wrote all the answers to my hands. Rog said "Grab yourself a pen!" Good thinking! So I wash my hands in the bathroom, and the iiiiiiiiink... just dries right off your hand. So I think "I could write all these numbers again." So-
    Mark Sabine: Again!

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 7 років тому +9

      ~~I'm On The Floor Roaring~~
      - Whew. I'm on the floor roaring. Why? Because I'm supposed to finish my beans before...
      - Beans! Beans! Beans!
      - What are you dood uoy?
      - My chocolate! My chocolate! My chocolate!

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 6 років тому +6

      AND THEN THE STORY ABRUPTLY ENDED BECAUSE MARK.

    • @lochrine-8432
      @lochrine-8432 6 років тому +2

      The Crowbarfoogle London’s buuurrrning JuuJ

    • @DeuteriumtheSentientMattress
      @DeuteriumtheSentientMattress 5 років тому +5

      @@CJODell12 ~~I'm Ethan Bradberry~~
      Dad says "Stop doing that." So the boy says "If I stop, why did I stop?" No no, no no, actually, the boy says "Stop doing what?" Dad says "Stop jumping up and down up there! I can't stand THE NOIIIIIISE~!" Noise noise noise noise noise NOISE NOISE.

    • @rabiealkurba2520
      @rabiealkurba2520 5 років тому

      * He not she

  • @girlwiththeblueglasses8284
    @girlwiththeblueglasses8284 4 роки тому +1

    “She said, he wasn’t going to inspect anything at all” 👉😳
    THAT HAD ME WHEEZINGGGG

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 7 років тому +13

    Those "Rosenception" short stories get me every time.

    • @jordantolkar2586
      @jordantolkar2586 6 років тому +2

      Same here. I can't help but laugh the hardest at the third "Rosenception" short story for it's horn sounds, along with the fourth one.
      Third one:
      Windmills.
      Me and my brother we sat up in Windmills doing nothing.
      *high pitched* THE END.
      DUN DUN DUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN dun dun dun dun..!
      Root's voice: Stop it!
      Me: XD

    • @riceymartin2203
      @riceymartin2203 6 років тому +1

      Well actually, doing the Hustle.
      -cue The Hustle 1.25 speed-

  • @Turner_Strait
    @Turner_Strait 7 років тому

    okay so i've watched this like a couple of dozen times or more (i love it so much, i talk along with the jokes and still laugh with every punchline - especially the DUNNN!!!s), and I only just now noticed the "I feel mice" and that there's a mouse. HOW THE FFFF-- [RNS intro music]

  • @ShadowkoiDragonMaster2791
    @ShadowkoiDragonMaster2791 7 років тому +7

    "I can't stand the noise,noise,noise!!!"

  • @TheREALwymario
    @TheREALwymario 8 років тому +11

    Frightening thumbnail brought me here.

  • @mufasaperson7486
    @mufasaperson7486 8 років тому +1

    I just love listening to these while playing games.

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 8 років тому

      Interesting. owo

    • @SBSorios
      @SBSorios 8 років тому +1

      I usually love watching Michael Rosen WHAI TEE PEES when I eat :D

  • @flurmble
    @flurmble 8 років тому +1

    That was hilarious! One of my favourite Rosen YTPs. Great job! ^-^

  • @bagofplums69
    @bagofplums69 8 років тому +5

    that ending was wavy, love it

    • @RootNegativeSixteen
      @RootNegativeSixteen  8 років тому +1

    • @shiroganekei1620
      @shiroganekei1620 8 років тому +1

      +RootNegativeSixteen The end....

    • @pizzateddyfreddy
      @pizzateddyfreddy 8 років тому

      +RootNegativeSixteen This is golden YTP. Btw what is the character in your profile pic and what anime is it from?

    • @RootNegativeSixteen
      @RootNegativeSixteen  8 років тому +2

      Clyde the Turtle600 Empress Azalyn from The Irresponsible Captain Tylor.

  • @lululuvscats
    @lululuvscats 7 років тому +17

    Holy shit, this literally made me cry laughing XD

  • @qokl8skeight
    @qokl8skeight 6 років тому

    That song you did towards the end was so beautiful

  • @jacobfisher8922
    @jacobfisher8922 8 років тому +1

    Jingle bellception with Michael made me lose it

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 6 років тому +3

    3:34.
    ~~I'm On The Floor Roaring~~
    - Whew. I'm on the floor roaring. Why? Because I'm supposed to finish my beans before...
    - Beans! Beans! Beans!
    - What are you dood uoy?
    - My chocolate! My chocolate! My chocolate!

  • @ShadeStrayed
    @ShadeStrayed 8 років тому +1

    Why are you so good?
    I always laugh my ass off when watching your "shit" (Since it's poop).
    Btw. Your profile character is priceless, mainly the "Director" parts :D

  • @farribastarfyre
    @farribastarfyre 6 років тому +2

    0:32 At school, we were Piston Honda/Hondo from Punch-Out.

  • @moosetrackart
    @moosetrackart 7 років тому +1

    "Why don't we birthday treat? It would be great!"

  • @theenglishflannel6592
    @theenglishflannel6592 5 років тому

    Thanks to you (256Pi), ChickenPika and Bingles I've started to YTP Rosen now.

  • @moshe1459
    @moshe1459 8 років тому +1

    OMFGGGG YES THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!

  • @lewisjones7800
    @lewisjones7800 8 років тому

    I love your vids dude!!!! Honestly Michael Rosen ytps always cheer me up while trying to kill me at the same time 😂

  • @Cosmo_raptor
    @Cosmo_raptor 8 років тому +3

    Fun fact: the square root of -17 is a mathematical error. In fact, the square root of all negative numbers result in mathematical errors. The square root of -1 is an integral part of the 'chaos theorem'.

    • @stephenwilson8150
      @stephenwilson8150 8 років тому

      CAAAAAAAAAAAAVE STORRRYYYYY.
      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    • @mihaelkYeah
      @mihaelkYeah 8 років тому +1

      That's what complex numbers are there for. Like algebra has a workaround for even roots of negative numbers, calculus has a workaround for division by zero. x/0=∞, and x/∞=0. While being approximations, they get quite some problems solved, save for some indeterminacies (0/0, 0^0, 1^∞, etc.), which can also be worked around by expressing the problem differently. ^^

  • @Thegreatercheese
    @Thegreatercheese 8 років тому +1

    It took me a while but I think I can finally pronounce Ptkpbhofct

  • @FrozenSolid742
    @FrozenSolid742 8 років тому +5

    Pretty much the best Pooper on UA-cam, And This is probably the best entry in the whole collab.. The end *Wink

    • @FrozenSolid742
      @FrozenSolid742 8 років тому +1

      TomaTwo, Or how I learn Your Ear, Eh, ehehehehehehe, Wennew, wennenew..

  • @onlyifusayplz5407
    @onlyifusayplz5407 8 років тому

    "Take a look at my pooper"
    I'd rather not, thanks michael.

  • @kiwi_sodas
    @kiwi_sodas 8 років тому

    I can't breathe from laughing just from one joke!!!
    (If you're wondering what joke, it's the 'there' from when Michael writes the answers to the test on his hands)

  • @dallashendren5755
    @dallashendren5755 8 років тому +1

    Me and my brother, we sit up in windmills doing nothing. The end. DUNNN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

  • @thelandofchickens
    @thelandofchickens 8 років тому

    Eating ice cream while watching this was a bad idea. Great YTP!

  • @milkykid8053
    @milkykid8053 4 роки тому

    “And the IIINNNKKK just dries of your hand”

  • @waleedafzal3593
    @waleedafzal3593 7 років тому

    Voice crack Rosen: I cant stand the NOICE!

  • @dominicvoelkl5236
    @dominicvoelkl5236 8 років тому

    Love ur poops! I only discovered this channel yesterday, and I already love it! U just earned another sub!

  • @dcb99filmz
    @dcb99filmz 8 років тому

    the inception joke was genius.

  • @Kernowparadise
    @Kernowparadise 7 років тому +1

    "It said..... WOOOOOOOOD"
    Totally lost my shit at that part xD

  • @enzobonelli7723
    @enzobonelli7723 7 років тому +1

    0:39
    Mick's project was DU-

  • @waterlily4808
    @waterlily4808 7 років тому

    RootNegativeSixteen makes the makes the most unique ytps ever!!

  • @theregalproletariat
    @theregalproletariat 6 років тому

    Too much good stuff in this to summarise into one comment.

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 7 років тому

    0:21.
    Michael: Oh. Why didn't you put that there before?
    Root: I don't know.

  • @jessetheredlioquin95
    @jessetheredlioquin95 Рік тому +1

    2:45 My Favourite Part😂

  • @matthewowens455
    @matthewowens455 6 років тому

    when root talks to michael is the greatest

  • @EhlistarsWrath
    @EhlistarsWrath 4 роки тому

    Two’mato- *two hundred and* head, in yer bread’le...
    Canals in my eyes-

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 8 років тому

    She said, he wasn't going to inspect anything at'all. * intense stare *

  • @CyansYTPs
    @CyansYTPs 8 років тому +2

    1:01 - 1:13 Was probably the best joke of the entire collab. 😆

  • @Skywirevideos
    @Skywirevideos 8 років тому

    I spat out my Rice Krispies at the whole "The End" part.

  • @cogmid
    @cogmid 8 років тому

    good ethan bradberry goof thrown in there, papa bless

  • @Khora
    @Khora 8 років тому +1

    0:24 "lol" THIS WAS SO WELL DONE XD

  • @diamndz1021
    @diamndz1021 8 років тому +1

    This was HILARIOUS

  • @isaaccboyd8887
    @isaaccboyd8887 2 роки тому

    1:15
    “And the iiiiiiiiiink”
    Literally so funny

  • @fennikk5810
    @fennikk5810 8 років тому

    This is Beautiful..

  • @Railgun_12
    @Railgun_12 8 років тому

    Why is Michael gold for ytps 😂 and btw awsome vid!!!

  • @angelbangel0000
    @angelbangel0000 8 років тому +5

    perfect c: I love your Poops!

  • @mrpufferson9373
    @mrpufferson9373 8 років тому

    Now we all do the tango what a fandango

  • @d3ckr_nexxa537
    @d3ckr_nexxa537 6 років тому +1

    We sit down to eat.....
    THE END

  • @yeehaw-city3086
    @yeehaw-city3086 8 років тому +1

    Absolutely hilarious. Toenails out of plams.

  • @FatMonkeyUK
    @FatMonkeyUK 8 років тому +23

    Not complaining. But is there a reason you don't make Michael swear as much as other poopers do?
    Just curious...

    • @RootNegativeSixteen
      @RootNegativeSixteen  8 років тому +24

      Mainly BECAUSE other people make Michael swear a lot. No point in copying other people's style XD
      And also because that kind of humor just has never been to my taste.

    • @r41n20
      @r41n20 8 років тому +3

      And this is exactly why Root is my fav pooper actually..

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 8 років тому +7

      Root proves you don't need swearing and vulgarity to make a good Michael Rosen YTP.

    • @FatMonkeyUK
      @FatMonkeyUK 8 років тому +4

      C.J. O'Dell Personally, I prefer the extremely vulgar ones. There is something really funny about turning an innocent children's poet into a pedo or something along those lines, but I guess it's just taste.

    • @yasillygoose8886
      @yasillygoose8886 8 років тому

      Omg your profile picture is what what i dream of every night.

  • @OriginalArcticus
    @OriginalArcticus 8 років тому

    You're In A Festive Mood, Aren't You, RN16?

  • @bonbon54545
    @bonbon54545 3 роки тому

    Best video yet posted!!

  • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
    @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 8 років тому

    YES! More tales of Rosenry! :D

  • @TenshiCat
    @TenshiCat 8 років тому

    Awesome entry!

  • @user-rg7ru3lo9w
    @user-rg7ru3lo9w 8 років тому

    2:50 jingle bells (this is my favourite vid i can never stop laughing no matter how many times i watch this ps the character that plays as u root is hot) plz respond

  • @user-rg7ru3lo9w
    @user-rg7ru3lo9w 8 років тому

    4:20 the song goes perfectly

  • @catradummy_ytp
    @catradummy_ytp 8 років тому

    "So I'm going to turn you, into a WEEE n-n-N-N-N-NOPE! into a little yellow JIZZ! *inception*"

  • @kizzalevelup
    @kizzalevelup 8 років тому

    This is so hilarious. I can feel my lungs blow up. Good One. Rootnegative16.

  • @pokelover3602
    @pokelover3602 5 років тому

    “I don’t like your underpants.”
    What!? XD

  • @waleedafzal3593
    @waleedafzal3593 7 років тому

    Damn it, Dr. Jump!

  • @animaljamdinos8461
    @animaljamdinos8461 7 років тому

    Oh no I'm dying cuz there are 2 jug things that are reading my pants

  • @Mihaugoku
    @Mihaugoku 8 років тому +1

    So funny xD
    I wanna make my own but i don't know how to start :v

  • @krujan8448
    @krujan8448 8 років тому

    "I don't like your underpants!"

  • @DeuteriumtheSentientMattress
    @DeuteriumtheSentientMattress 7 років тому

    I can never find this video on Google xP

  • @peacock_spider
    @peacock_spider 3 роки тому

    the beans beans beans what are you doing thing made me puke out my mtn dew out of my nose XD

  • @SuperThunderBolt2
    @SuperThunderBolt2 8 років тому

    2:02 I kind of expected pictures of bees to appear.

  • @lonewulv13
    @lonewulv13 3 роки тому

    3:11
    Best mirror ever.

  • @user-jq1kq9hy1t
    @user-jq1kq9hy1t 2 роки тому

    *Hot Food*
    We sit down to eat. The end.

  • @Kernowparadise
    @Kernowparadise 8 років тому

    I kept myself from laughing til' "Wooood" >~>

  • @Baegus
    @Baegus 8 років тому

    What a ride!

  • @shawndagould6557
    @shawndagould6557 6 років тому

    0:29 The PTKPBHOFCT
    (Roll Credits)

  • @Gobblin_Goblin
    @Gobblin_Goblin 7 років тому +3

    4:17 pls make full version

  • @topsauce2577
    @topsauce2577 11 місяців тому

    I really love the song at 2:12 XD

  • @CJODell12
    @CJODell12 8 років тому

    3:18. Windmills.
    It wouldn't be a RootNegativeSixteen YTP without windmills.

  • @planetrave
    @planetrave 8 років тому +1

    03:10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wow did not see that coming

  • @chucksteak6396
    @chucksteak6396 5 років тому

    AND THEN THE STORY ABRUPTLY ENDED BECAUSE MARK

  • @pinkstarries
    @pinkstarries 8 років тому

    We sit down to eat. The end

  • @boltp6668
    @boltp6668 6 років тому

    0:29 I love it

  • @TheCabritoGoat
    @TheCabritoGoat 7 років тому +1

    I missed the actual "Ptkpbhofct" part

  • @mohammadmad
    @mohammadmad 6 років тому

    3:11 wawe nene WaWe NeNe WAWE NENE