don lll2 years ago (edited) by any chance were you jogging or biking ? also 4:57 Well Georgey! Not sure how far this word , " F aggot " will fly in this day n age .
Actually, if you look at the earliest clips of Carlin doing comedy in a suit with a shaved face, he was extremely clean looking! He also used to do a lot more clean comedy and I think he was even a recurring character on a kids show. I believe that comedians tend to get raunchier as they gain popularity because it is safer for their careers to do whatever they like once they’re well-known. Joe Rogan calls it “fuck you money”, as he was able to do whatever comedy he wanted with no filter after making his Fear Factory money.
He was a genius. I'm currently reading LAST WORDS, a kind of pseudo auto-biography of his compiled from multiple interviews. An interesting (and funny) read.
I just laugh so much at everything George comes out with, I really regret I didn't even know he existed when he was alive, but then again I'm an alien how would I have known ?
"They give hand signals. He's gonna tell me where he's going. I'll tell you where you're going...you're going THIRTY FEET IN THE FUCKING AIR IS WHERE YOUR GOING!" LMAO
Carlin was funnier than anybody to me. This sketch is still my all time favorite. I can't imagine anyone who could ever be such a genius at comedy like he was. The way he could remember all of this stuff and just go on and on without hesitating will amaze me forever!
There will never be another comedian like him..EVER!When they made George, they shattered the mold. Nobody has been able to make laugh the way he does, besides the Honeymooners.
This guy was a champion thought-provoking comic troller, you will be missed buddy..and imagine talking like that to cops, that would be insane...i love driving though
If George were alive today, can you imagine what he would have to say about Hillary and Trump... Damn... That would be a spectacular show! Too bad, would have Loved to hear that shit...
Carlin was always on a hit list, right from the classic 7 dirty words piece. If they were upset about Kathy Griffin or Michelle Wolf, they couldn't handle Saint Carlin.
I know it's an old comment, but I can't get over how the audience keeps cheering and hollering like "YEAH, YOU'RE SO RIGHT! SO RIGHT!!", then go real quiet when he turns it around.
By this point, Carlin's act was still more or less clean but when the 90s started rolling, by golly, he went full on misanthropic and bitter (which I absolutely love it).
The thing that bothers me the most when I'm running errands with my mom is when we're behind someone and the come to a turn but like 500 feet away the starting slowing down ..... The come to a almost complete stop, turn on their blinker, and THEN make the turn.... I say to myself WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUT YOUR BLINKER ON 100 FEET AWAY AND TAKE THE TURN AT 15 MPH
When I was a cop in Indianapolis .I actually had a person grab the ticket & throw it on the floor board of her car. I just told her to have a good day.
omg magic wizard, please tell us more about these magnificent walkman devices! No seriously, i dont really think that anyone who dont know what walkman is watches George Carlin. Also you made me feel old and i dont like that!, shit i propably got my old walkman around here somewhere ! :D
@jte2457 lol, he is still the best... just cuz he's dead doesn't mean that there are comedians out there that beat him. Of course, I'm entitled to my opinion... please don't shoot me.
@OTownDave God, same. HEY BUDDY ARE MY BRIGHTS WORKING TELL ME OF THEY ARE. I oblige them. I slam on the brakes. Hell, my car is a piece of shit anyways, I'm a pilot! Then when they get out and yell, I tell 'em that Braking is my way of telling them his brights are working fine. Or, at least they were.
"You're a public servant, get me a glass of water."
"Cops, didn't see it, I didn't do it" Yep, that's my motto.
Nick Hughes "I'm gone!"
My cousin from America was shocked people observe driving laws in England when there's no cops around.
Nick Hughes ,Cop:Didn’t you see the red light ? Motorist : I didn’t see you .
No cop, no stop!
That whistle is just hilarious
I'm gone!!!!
@Kill Team Charlie well then you have a problem
100 likes
he would have loved Grand Theft Auto.
@@tdoheron why
@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAA because it's a video game and he was alive when it was out. GTA has been out since like the late 80's
He was alive well into the GTA franchise
Zedrik Allen that’s the truth. But people do things that aren’t good for them even though they know it is bad.
Thank you George for all the laughs! Even though you are gone, you will live here in the world of UA-cam for eternity...
i went 30 feet up in the air being hit by a car once. (must've been george)
What an honor.
by any chance were you jogging or biking ?
spiralacrobat apparentlyyou do not understand the reality and our rights
don lll2 years ago (edited)
by any chance were you jogging or biking ? also 4:57 Well Georgey! Not sure how far this word , " F aggot " will fly in this day n age .
Your still alive see no harm at all. And now you know you can go up 30 feet and still survive
“If the cop didn’t see it. I didn’t do it”
- George Carlin
- Comedian
- Philosopher
- NonHuman
Michael Haflich NonHuman?
Let’s hope this monologue was tongue-in-cheek.
You misquoting asshole
I GET PISSED GODDAMN IT
(Yep, and not just at other drivers in my case...)
ME TOO!!!!-
I want to meet the person that looked at George Carlin and thought he needs to play a miniature conductor in a children's TV show
Lol, yeah. Loved that show though.
Actually, if you look at the earliest clips of Carlin doing comedy in a suit with a shaved face, he was extremely clean looking! He also used to do a lot more clean comedy and I think he was even a recurring character on a kids show.
I believe that comedians tend to get raunchier as they gain popularity because it is safer for their careers to do whatever they like once they’re well-known. Joe Rogan calls it “fuck you money”, as he was able to do whatever comedy he wanted with no filter after making his Fear Factory money.
He was a genius. I'm currently reading LAST WORDS, a kind of pseudo auto-biography of his compiled from multiple interviews. An interesting (and funny) read.
4:29 That would be iPod today. Damn George we need you more than ever now buddy.
It wouldn't be iPod xD
I too am wondering what would George say about the society now, he knew a lot of stuff will be coming but even he would be amazed today....
ipod died 3 years ago
Would've been iPod in 2001 😂
Its airpods for this decade
"There's alot of shit you have to put up with when you're driving.......like red lights!.........WHEN DID THIS BULLSHIT START!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
"Look he looks exactly like I thought he would, CONSTIPATED" 😂 I'm dead
I just laugh so much at everything George comes out with, I really regret I didn't even know he existed when he was alive, but then again I'm an alien how would I have known ?
He's been around since the 50's, I believe, so at least there is a lot to enjoy
... an alien? Is that an American Dad reference because your name is Roger?
@@xxXthekevXxx
Damn you I was say that
Alien?
"They give hand signals. He's gonna tell me where he's going. I'll tell you where you're going...you're going THIRTY FEET IN THE FUCKING AIR IS WHERE YOUR GOING!"
LMAO
The funniest man who ever lived
my god this gig is damn funny i ve watched it like 20 times and its still good
Could you imagine Carlin's take on today's society and happening? We miss you George
COP DIDN'T SEE IT I DIDN'T DO IT!
PHEEEW IM GONE
So now you finally sleep easy eh ?
OMG, this is the best comedian EVER! RIP
A rare example of road rage where the victim is not in a motor vehicle.
+Kyle Stubbs Lmfao!
XD
My brother has backseat passenger road rage. My dad was driving needing a cigarette and didn't have road rage
Carlin was funnier than anybody to me. This sketch is still my all time favorite. I can't imagine anyone who could ever be such a genius at comedy like he was. The way he could remember all of this stuff and just go on and on without hesitating will amaze me forever!
Happy birthday George
Its Michelin on Nike Time!
xD
Dudes road raging without being on the damn road
I like the Carlin in Campus driving bit better, where he sits in the chair and reenacts the incidents.
His face when he says "to protect their special little heads" is priceless. 5:01
You have no idea how much I relate to this driving jokes. 🤣👍
"Everyone, in position, he's leaving the house"
5:56 - andtheygetyousofuckinpissedoffsomeofthesepeopleintheircarstheygetyousofuckinpissedoff!!!
LMAO!
Absolutely hilarious 😂 gotta love Carlin man
"Cops didn't see, I didn't do it" that's our motto in India.
thats the motto of the universe
Or Chicago
In India, we look both ways while crossing a one-way street.
There will never be another comedian like him..EVER!When they made George, they shattered the mold. Nobody has been able to make laugh the way he does, besides the Honeymooners.
I love his suggestion about how to get out of a ticket
I love this video George Carlin and I think alike! lol!
I miss him so much.
This guy was a champion thought-provoking comic troller, you will be missed buddy..and imagine talking like that to cops, that would be insane...i love driving though
Love ya george. Thanks for making people more aware
Not too bad of a compilation, Not everyone loves george but I DO! Christopher Meyer
Everyday, I get behind an asshole driving 20 mph. Everyday fucking day.
If George were alive today, can you imagine what he would have to say about Hillary and Trump... Damn... That would be a spectacular show! Too bad, would have Loved to hear that shit...
his Trump material would take up several specials alone, guaranteed.
Armand Provost we can only hope Louis CK will say something about it lol
But I'm sure those in Heaven are enjoying his act!
Only comedians who run put of jokes make fun of trump...carlin wouldnt stoop to their level
@john oboczky He'd probably formed his opinions on Trump and Hillary long before he died... before either were involved in politics
Driving at night and being tailgated by a truck allows me to finally finish reading Harry Potter
I wonder what he would say about people using their cell phones while driving, or texting while driving for that matter.
He actually did comment on it, he called them "self important cellphone cretins."
In Dallas if a turn signal flashes more than once when changing lanes.
That is a factory defect.
Godamn true.
I wonder if the kids these days knows what a walkman is. Ah the nostalgia.
April Aries lol he said ‘walkman’! that’s the best part of the whole video.
Kumasta ka
I just happened to have a copy of Ivanhoe with me!!!
Get me a glass of water
If a woman cop tell her to make you a sammich lol
Somehow. I scrolled down to this comment the exact time he said that.
Screw that!
"Bring me two chilidogs, & a large Dr Pepper."
George Carlin kind of reminds me of Robin Williams in this video.
Totally. Didn't think about it till you said it. It's the speed he talks. I'm also pretty sure Robin Willams was Carlin fan. And vice versa
He would have a field day with red light cams and freedom in 2019.
Walkman... who remembers?
one of the best skits ever. good post
George Carlin practically gave Rockstar the idea for GTA5. Amazing!
George.... was the best
I was dying, that bike shit was too much! (:
You're Going AWAAAAYY!!
Carlin at the top of his fucking game!
.... And to think??? ..... He made a living
at this game! .....
This came in my feed at the perfect time. “F*#k ‘em im gone!” Yup, that’s my new motto!
If Carlin ever became the Joker for a Batman film he would have put the cap on all of them. Imagine that.
I could hardly take a breath almost died laughing!
This is funny to hear that he does not stop for red lights anymore.
"How to Get Arrested for Making Terrorist Threats." New century, new madness.
Carlin was always on a hit list, right from the classic 7 dirty words piece. If they were upset about Kathy Griffin or Michelle Wolf, they couldn't handle Saint Carlin.
I'd like Officer401, Donut Operator, or Mike the Cop to react to this
The Killer Clown. Donut would be awesome
“I can’t drive faster, the roads blocked” dio: 1:08
I can’t cut the world up because I have family and people I really admire.
I love the fact that George never laughed at his own jokes.
People really don't understand irony. But they'll give it a standing ovation, won't we?
I know it's an old comment, but I can't get over how the audience keeps cheering and hollering like "YEAH, YOU'RE SO RIGHT! SO RIGHT!!", then go real quiet when he turns it around.
Sounds like Raoul Duke's method of dealing with cops LOL
By this point, Carlin's act was still more or less clean but when the 90s started rolling, by golly, he went full on misanthropic and bitter (which I absolutely love it).
Get me A Glass of water.
Imagine if he were alive today, with people texting/distracted while driving
But what chaos would ensue we have if we didn't have red lights. I shudder to think.
Holy fok it's 10 years ago on the video... it took me a while for me to realize, i thought it said 10 hours ago XD
Predicted "Sovtards", in first 4 minutes! LOL
I ran a red light today and made the whistle and hand gesture
No cop no stop😂😂
"You Asshole in a Hat!" LOL
He just did GTA in one skid
George would absolutely hate driving around Boston if he were alive
7:16. Yeah, that one gets me too. . .
They didn’t see it I don’t do it 😂😂
The thing that bothers me the most when I'm running errands with my mom is when we're behind someone and the come to a turn but like 500 feet away the starting slowing down ..... The come to a almost complete stop, turn on their blinker, and THEN make the turn.... I say to myself WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST PUT YOUR BLINKER ON 100 FEET AWAY AND TAKE THE TURN AT 15 MPH
Nigel Richardson Well I like the joggers and bicyclists hell.he would have a field day with ppl on their cellphone driving or walking.
4:42, good god! I couldn't stop laughing!!!
It's Michelin on Nike time!!!
When I was a cop in Indianapolis .I actually had a person grab the ticket & throw it on the floor board of her car. I just told her to have a good day.
He’s great
hell got funnier when he died *sigh* but we still miss him R.I.P. George Carlin
I was all the likes were going towards George Carlin , his family could live on in his thousands of fans liking every video. $
Go George go.
I wonder if it was George that hit me with his car when I was riding my bike one night...
The three dislikers are the joggers George was talking about.
But they’re dead
He's my spirit animal. Or Joanna Lumley.
omg magic wizard, please tell us more about these magnificent walkman devices! No seriously, i dont really think that anyone who dont know what walkman is watches George Carlin. Also you made me feel old and i dont like that!, shit i propably got my old walkman around here somewhere ! :D
The ultimate no cop no stop
What album is this from ????
@jte2457 lol, he is still the best... just cuz he's dead doesn't mean that there are comedians out there that beat him.
Of course, I'm entitled to my opinion... please don't shoot me.
That's also my motto in traffic
Which george carlin show was this? I'd love to see the full one
James Birnie I want to say it’s George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey?
7:30-7:45 Perfect XD
I'll be frank. Diogenes would be proud of this sonava
@OTownDave God, same. HEY BUDDY ARE MY BRIGHTS WORKING TELL ME OF THEY ARE. I oblige them. I slam on the brakes. Hell, my car is a piece of shit anyways, I'm a pilot! Then when they get out and yell, I tell 'em that Braking is my way of telling them his brights are working fine. Or, at least they were.
i cant stop laughing!!!!