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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2024
  • Desi Lydic tackles Biden & Trump’s feisty calls for a pre-election debate without worm-ridden opponent RFK Jr., Michael Kosta proposes we use the presidential debate as a geriatric fitness test, and King Charles sees red in his first portrait as king. #DailyShow #Biden #Trump
    00:00 - King Charles’s New Portrait is Unveiled
    01:27 - Biden Challenges Trump to a Debate
    06:04 - Michael Kosta Weighs in on the Looming Biden-Trump Debate
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      @user-fl3sr2kh5c 20 днів тому +37

      She’s got great delivery

    • @mookiewilson4166
      @mookiewilson4166 20 днів тому +7

      Lol, I thought it was Trump Derangement Syndrome until I worked it out.

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      @MichaelLochlann 20 днів тому +2

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  • @splatzec
    @splatzec 20 днів тому +165

    The artist is brilliant for that painting. The last dying gasps of an empire built in blood.

    • @joycej9415
      @joycej9415 20 днів тому +18

      Spot on!

    • @lindagoad2163
      @lindagoad2163 19 днів тому +11

      Bit of a stretch. The Empire died about 50 years ago. Also, as opposed to all those peacefully made empires?

    • @splatzec
      @splatzec 19 днів тому +13

      @@lindagoad2163 🤦‍♂️ it’s art. I just shared my perspective, eye of the beholder and all that jazz.

    • @joycewills895
      @joycewills895 19 днів тому +6

      ​@@lindagoad2163Name the peaceful ones????

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 19 днів тому +8

      @@joycewills895 That's the point of their comment

  • @Jenny_Oblivion
    @Jenny_Oblivion 20 днів тому +527

    They should always have the mics shut off when time is up. It’s unlistenable when people talk over one another

    • @Archimedeeez
      @Archimedeeez 20 днів тому +8

      there's bound to be lots of that😅

    • @festivus4405
      @festivus4405 19 днів тому +29

      And it’s hard to listen when people keep clapping and booing in the crowd.

    • @dennisharrell2236
      @dennisharrell2236 19 днів тому +17

      I was against having any debates unless Trump's mic was shut off when President Biden is speaking. I'm glad to see that everybody is aware of Trump's strategy.

    • @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal
      @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal 19 днів тому

      {This sort of free speech is typically scoured & purged by "freespee fundamentalist" virtue signalers}
      We all know Trump doesn't want to ✌️debate✌️ Biden. He doesn't know how to debate. No one has watched him debate in 8 years.
      He wants to ramble-bleat over Biden's speech, perform a routine, hopefully Biden stutters 1 1/2 times and then Donnie's blue pill nation declares victory😁

    • @lisaahmari7199
      @lisaahmari7199 19 днів тому +10

      TOTALLY AGREE!! And mandatory shock collars to stop shouting interruptions. And tether both to the podiums so there is none of that childish, preening stalking around stage.

  • @strawbarry7834
    @strawbarry7834 20 днів тому +455

    Desi Lydic has really grown on me recently. There's just a real charm about her.

    • @todd8155
      @todd8155 19 днів тому +25

      Yeah, I have a bit of a crush on Desi... Smart, cute, funny...

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... 19 днів тому +17

      Recently?
      She's the full package!

    • @silverstem2964
      @silverstem2964 19 днів тому

      ​@@todd8155
      You wanna share the crush? You take Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday and I'll take Monday, Wednesday and Friday? We'll split holidays?👌

    • @Kodakcompactdisc
      @Kodakcompactdisc 19 днів тому +12

      She’s my girlfriend, she just doesn’t know it, or know I exist.

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      @Planck944 19 днів тому +2

      @@Kodakcompactdisclol

  • @TheREALJosephTurner
    @TheREALJosephTurner 20 днів тому +606

    Joe Biden: "I hear you're free on Wednesdays."
    It's not often that Biden makes me say "Dayum!" but... dayum!

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro 20 днів тому +31

      I cracked up when I heard that!

    • @freeloader9000
      @freeloader9000 20 днів тому +22

      We saw 2014 Biden come back up for a few seconds there.

    • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
      @SoFloCo-ne4rk 20 днів тому

      Biden is like a gentleman who carries a switchblade. Trump is a bully who's secretly terrified.

    • @patrickmarrone8565
      @patrickmarrone8565 20 днів тому +14

      you guys serious? 5 cuts on a 14 second video and your excited? jesus

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 20 днів тому +26

      @@patrickmarrone8565 pretty sure no-one's excited bc of the editing.
      tbh, i find no thrill in the idea of the debate- sure, biden is pretty uninspiring but there's not a chance trump can stand upto even the most cursory examination; the man's an absolute shitshow. how/why someone who's already lost the vote *twice* can dare stand for a third try is just beyond belief.

  • @crisb2890
    @crisb2890 20 днів тому +145

    The butterfly is a monarch. "Bahdahbahdahboom"

    • @SoberOKMoments
      @SoberOKMoments 19 днів тому +3

      Well said! Made me laugh right out loud.

    • @hollivybez
      @hollivybez 19 днів тому +1

      😂😂

    • @TheBusyJane
      @TheBusyJane 19 днів тому +1

      The thing is cartoonish. It's giving stomping his little feet screaming "Respect the king!"

    • @All_Loves_Lost
      @All_Loves_Lost 19 днів тому

      😂😂

    • @swilliams1759
      @swilliams1759 18 днів тому +1

      I like the painting. It certainly isn't stuffy. Has a 1960's vibe to it. Can't think of a particular artist , but I've definitely seen that style before in mid-century paintings.

  • @commandopoppins4339
    @commandopoppins4339 20 днів тому +523

    I got to give the Biden team kudos for insisting that the mic be cut off, obviously a reference towards Trump's interruptions, because Biden does not interrupt.

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 20 днів тому +31

      He probably has a few times, but you’re correct not nearly as egregious as Trump

    • @rcpmac
      @rcpmac 20 днів тому +61

      But I'll miss Biden's "Why don't you shut up" line

    • @stevenbreen7243
      @stevenbreen7243 20 днів тому +10

      Best idea!

    • @rjmeeks4152
      @rjmeeks4152 20 днів тому +6

      He lost me at no RFK though. If they so powerful...why leave (RFK out)?

    • @honesttruth8064
      @honesttruth8064 20 днів тому

      Self admitted neurological issues and no family support? Why Ralph Nader the debate?​@@rjmeeks4152

  • @Priscilla-Prancercise
    @Priscilla-Prancercise 20 днів тому +96

    I’m glad about Biden’s conditions for the debate. That’s smart, especially the microphones.

    • @executivedecision6141
      @executivedecision6141 16 днів тому +1

      I was saying that in 2020! Their second debate wasn't much better than their first.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 20 днів тому +479

    "I got to buy tampons...."
    Deeper cut than it looks.

    • @yv2521
      @yv2521 20 днів тому +10

      Legit LOL at the office.

    • @shooterdotnet
      @shooterdotnet 20 днів тому +5

      Close, but no cigar.

    • @madhack69
      @madhack69 20 днів тому +16

      I get the reference 😂

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 20 днів тому

      CPB problems.

    • @neohippe1
      @neohippe1 20 днів тому

      Bidens body double in a mask is going to debate, let’s get real.

  • @jayhimself_rtn
    @jayhimself_rtn 20 днів тому +232

    Charles portrait looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2 lol

  • @tripwire4727
    @tripwire4727 20 днів тому +48

    They better flippin mute trump when its not his turn to speak.

    • @Richard-ug4el
      @Richard-ug4el 19 днів тому +2

      They are.

    • @SageWon-1aussie
      @SageWon-1aussie 19 днів тому

      "Just nother tack by my, uh, my politic opponan, trying to take away my, uh, that reminds me, who likes hamburgers? I could go for one right now. What? Oh, yeah. They wanna step my free speech. No speech Joe, that's what I call him, did you hear? Hear him stutter? No way I could lose, in fact, I nevada did! That's right Nevada... Who needs a teleprompter? Some one should sack that guy. Did you hear the one about the snake?"

    • @Martian74
      @Martian74 19 днів тому

      They are trying their best to stop him before the debate.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee 18 днів тому

      Yes. That's the plan.

    • @jakederoy2715
      @jakederoy2715 18 днів тому +2

      @@Martian74 they want to stop him from being a clown. His subjects believe he's unbeatable, those outside the cult see a clown. Frankly it's embarrassing

  • @virginiahamamelis3804
    @virginiahamamelis3804 19 днів тому +23

    locking them both in the room so the rest of us can sneak out of America is such a mood

  • @michaelbray109
    @michaelbray109 20 днів тому +137

    Donnie should listen to his own advice from Gettysburg Wow:
    Don’t debate uphill me Donnie
    Don’t debate uphill me Donnie

    • @brianfholmes1
      @brianfholmes1 19 днів тому +8

      Ha! Sounds like an Irish folk song. "Oh Donnie Boy, never debate uphill me Donnie....."

  • @redgreen82
    @redgreen82 20 днів тому +27

    Ya know it's kinda crazy that it hasn't even been a week since Trump referred to how wonderful the FICTIONAL "late great Hannibal Lecter" was and we seem to have forgotten about it.

    • @SoberOKMoments
      @SoberOKMoments 19 днів тому +4

      Every day brings its own dose of crazy now. It takes all we can do to keep up ...

  • @Kim_Miller
    @Kim_Miller 20 днів тому +48

    Desi Lydic for moderator.

    • @Shadoweclipse1386
      @Shadoweclipse1386 19 днів тому +3

      Or Jon Stewart. Funny aside, I'd be happy with someone like Chris Wallace.

    • @JH22533
      @JH22533 19 днів тому +1

      I want Jon Stewart

  • @dubginkxx
    @dubginkxx 20 днів тому +45

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" .....for now😂

    • @bossyboots5000
      @bossyboots5000 19 днів тому +6

      I have to admit, that really made me respect Biden. Like, he's setting the tone of the debate, aiming to come out swinging. (Whether that will happen is another story. But great shade.)

  • @JGold-cu5mo
    @JGold-cu5mo 20 днів тому +192

    No earplugs, no teleprompters, no makeup, no diapers.

    • @slvsfr
      @slvsfr 20 днів тому +13

      No Trump without his support group.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 20 днів тому

      And only 1 bottle of Ensure between them.

    • @L8rCloud
      @L8rCloud 20 днів тому

      AND lock Trump in a soundproof booth with his own aroma #ClamBake #HotBox #IndianCurry

    • @user-fl3sr2kh5c
      @user-fl3sr2kh5c 20 днів тому +10

      No weird lingering shadow pacing 😅

    • @drfranks1158
      @drfranks1158 20 днів тому +25

      let the orange man keep that diaper, no need to contaminate the room with that.

  • @ether_sect
    @ether_sect 20 днів тому +48

    Jon on Mondays and rotating this amazing cast on the other days turned out to be the best format ever. Keep this. ❤❤❤

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 20 днів тому +2

      I miss Trevor Noah

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 19 днів тому +1

      HE SETS THE WEEK UP,AND THEY CONTINUE THE MOMENTUM

    • @QuayfariusFluddthe4rd
      @QuayfariusFluddthe4rd 13 днів тому

      ​@@bobbyfartz5591He was the least funny person to ever host TDS

  • @KintokiSan
    @KintokiSan 20 днів тому +26

    3:44 "welcome to jurassic park"
    may be the most accurate tagline
    for that debate after all...

    • @Cooverdamn
      @Cooverdamn 19 днів тому +5

      Geriatric Park

    • @KintokiSan
      @KintokiSan 19 днів тому +2

      @@Cooverdamn wonder when
      america will remember that wearing
      adult diapers is not a requirement
      for being president

    • @Cooverdamn
      @Cooverdamn 19 днів тому

      @@KintokiSan well alzheimers is a preference as well so maybe it's prevalent in the nation too

    • @lysanamcmillan7972
      @lysanamcmillan7972 19 днів тому

      @@KintokiSan Only one of them does, so what's your point?

    • @KintokiSan
      @KintokiSan 19 днів тому

      @@lysanamcmillan7972
      Found the simp.
      No, both of them do. And apparently
      americans are really into that
      for some inexplicable reason.

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 20 днів тому +26

    If modern America was a dystopian novel, our editors would accuse us of writing too far-fetched. Or too on the nose. Or both.

  • @clam371384
    @clam371384 20 днів тому +339

    Poor Biden to debate with a 5 year old

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 20 днів тому +12

      One of the ghosts came back from Gaza?

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT 20 днів тому +34

      Ah, but the rules are, his microphone will only be active when it’s trump’s turn, so he won’t be allowed to interrupt and try to out-shout President Biden. Of course, I don’t trust him not to just yell without a mike… What they should do is put them in sound-proof booths, so no matter how loudly he screams, trump won’t be audible until it’s his turn and his microphone is back on.

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 20 днів тому +20

      I love the mic cut off idea! Much needed w/Little Donny poopy pants.

    • @floydian022
      @floydian022 20 днів тому +20

      ​@@CARWASHCHANNEL. The only blowouts Diaper Don has are right into his Depends. 😂

    • @dustanhale9807
      @dustanhale9807 20 днів тому +5

      Biggest battle since Ali and Frazier except both fighters already have CTE

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 20 днів тому +61

    As an artist, I have serious questions on how that portrait got approved....

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 20 днів тому +16

      😆 Same here!!! A couple of hundred years from now, pretentious art historians will be debating the hidden meanings of the butterfly and why the face looks like a decoupage photo that someone spilled white wine on. And maybe even that the painting predicted WWIII.

    • @AthenaKeatingThomas
      @AthenaKeatingThomas 20 днів тому +9

      Even the butterfly looks like it's bleeding. Seriously there's something going on with the painting's creation. If it wasn't for the fact that his face and hands look "clean", I'd say that someone splashed the canvas with clotting blood.

    • @discospiders
      @discospiders 20 днів тому +4

      His hands look like they died in 1865

    • @MichaelLochlann
      @MichaelLochlann 19 днів тому +1

      Looks like they are doing a more modern take on it. You might find art history interesting if you give it a search.

    • @BornAgainCynic0086
      @BornAgainCynic0086 19 днів тому +2

      I liked it, it's brave.

  • @howardhughes7596
    @howardhughes7596 20 днів тому +261

    Some inaccuracy in their reporting. Joe has been quite open about sharing the whole of his annual medical exams. Joe also stood for 120 minutes plus for the State of the Union speech.

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService 20 днів тому +46

      You do know they're not actually a news show, right?

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 20 днів тому

      Most of us stand for most of 8 hours, working for trash wages.

    • @jasjfl
      @jasjfl 20 днів тому

      I mean let's be real, he's the POTUS, if there were something serious on his medical exam he'd have it stricken before showing it. I'd vote for Biden's corpse over Trump but I'm just saying.

    • @lucascassol2995
      @lucascassol2995 20 днів тому +26

      Both the above comments are technically correct, ya love to see it

    • @racool911
      @racool911 20 днів тому +43

      @@CortexNewsServiceYea, but can't hurt to clarify any inaccuracies. Comedy doesn't work if people believe the stuff that isn't true

  • @scardini67611
    @scardini67611 20 днів тому +12

    I think King Charles is channeling his lineage from Vlad the Impaler in that portrait.

  • @edwardallenthree
    @edwardallenthree 20 днів тому +69

    June 27? You mean the day the Jury convicts? Should be interesting.

  • @davidkoh7097
    @davidkoh7097 20 днів тому +26

    Desi Lydic's doing a real bang up job hosting the show! She's gone from strength to strength since her Daily Show debut, awesome!

  • @longhorn7809
    @longhorn7809 20 днів тому +13

    " avoided it like foreplay "

  • @goofy3908
    @goofy3908 20 днів тому +19

    No way the debate happens, Ill put money on it

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 16 днів тому

      Trump will probably find some lame excuse like not testifying at his own trial and blame it on Biden.

  • @user-iw6im
    @user-iw6im 20 днів тому +75

    It looks like someone threw ketchup at it. Did they let Trump borrow the portrait first?

  • @slowbro1337
    @slowbro1337 20 днів тому +24

    The painting reminds me of the portrate of Vigo The Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2

    • @user-cg6fd4in1d
      @user-cg6fd4in1d 20 днів тому +4

      Yes!!! I was thinking the same exact thing🤣😂. That's why I love UA-cam.

    • @krbailey05
      @krbailey05 19 днів тому +1

      That's exactly what came to mind when I saw it too.

  • @billhampton6605
    @billhampton6605 20 днів тому +22

    I love Bidens refererence to Clint Eastwood!!!

    • @tomaspita7244
      @tomaspita7244 18 днів тому

      All he left out was the ... PaB! I mean "punk"

  • @Ford_prefect_42
    @Ford_prefect_42 19 днів тому +5

    Mic cutoffs should be mandatory at all debates

  • @robinlandis5226
    @robinlandis5226 20 днів тому +77

    You go Dark Brandon.

  • @Brett5ive
    @Brett5ive 20 днів тому +90

    That's a pretty metal painting
    They should do the pope next

    • @bkp1283
      @bkp1283 20 днів тому +2

      Don't mess with POPE - just saying.:)

    • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
      @SoFloCo-ne4rk 20 днів тому +3

      White on white?

    • @Brett5ive
      @Brett5ive 20 днів тому

      @@SoFloCo-ne4rk no

    • @simonagree4070
      @simonagree4070 20 днів тому +4

      Francis Bacon already did -- look it up.

  • @dougjohnson4266
    @dougjohnson4266 20 днів тому +22

    Our politics have become the Jerry Springer show. Dumpy would have no idea how to start a lawnmower. He probably would not even recognize one.

    • @nerdnam
      @nerdnam 19 днів тому +2

      He yelled at that kid pushing one.

  • @Joi_to_da_World
    @Joi_to_da_World 19 днів тому +11

    Michael Costa "No it's all a ruse. We lock the doors and sneak out of America..." Dude, that's brilliant!😂

    • @jakederoy2715
      @jakederoy2715 18 днів тому

      How about leave now, no need to lock anyone up. The premise makes no sense, you want to leave the country, go ahead.

    • @Joi_to_da_World
      @Joi_to_da_World 17 днів тому

      ​@@jakederoy2715If you weren't listening to the whole comedy routine that you can't understand premise , that's not my fault.

    • @jakederoy2715
      @jakederoy2715 17 днів тому

      @@Joi_to_da_World syntax

  • @heathermortimer638
    @heathermortimer638 20 днів тому +86

    THANK YOU Desi, you're a life-saver!!
    Almost forgot that I need to buy more tampons, too... 😅

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 19 днів тому +1

      So glad I never have to buy another.

    • @tomaspita7244
      @tomaspita7244 18 днів тому

      @@CabinFever52 I rent them but always keep some on hand for company. I get 75% back when I return the unopened packages. I'm a great host!

  • @tacochaos5127
    @tacochaos5127 20 днів тому +35

    Desi is straight up hilarious 🤣

  • @BruceDuganSr
    @BruceDuganSr 20 днів тому +45

    that debate will break records -- too old guys slugging it out, America will be glued to the screen

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 19 днів тому +7

      Not those of us sneaking out of America to start a new nation!! LOL 😀

    • @TinLeadHammer
      @TinLeadHammer 19 днів тому +3

      * "two". Although "too" works too.

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 19 днів тому

      @@TinLeadHammer 🤣🤣🤣 maniacal laugh 'cause you are so right ✅️ !

    • @robertdalomba2629
      @robertdalomba2629 19 днів тому +1

      This isnt 2020, oh wait lol

    • @darkshadowrule2952
      @darkshadowrule2952 19 днів тому

      It'd be more entertaining if they held a boxing match like UA-camrs, see who breaks a hip first. Honestly be about as compelling too, given their records for being evil but could be the devil if given the chance and unapologetically evil but thinks everyone's too dumb to notice

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554 20 днів тому +9

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 20 днів тому +15

    Desi obviously missed the State of the Union address. AND the Howard Stern interview.

    • @robertw1962
      @robertw1962 20 днів тому +5

      And the appearances on Smartless and Conan podcasts.

  • @waxknucklebearingjuice5592
    @waxknucklebearingjuice5592 20 днів тому +76

    No way trump actually shows up.

    • @USUG0
      @USUG0 19 днів тому +1

      certainly, not if both will have to take a drug test before leaving the stage at the end of the debate.
      As, I am confident that, at least, the orange sample would test positive

    • @SoberOKMoments
      @SoberOKMoments 19 днів тому +5

      With luck Trump won't make it because he's in jail.

    • @billpugh58
      @billpugh58 19 днів тому +4

      Trump will blame the gag order😂😂😂

    • @michelmadaire
      @michelmadaire 19 днів тому

      @@SoberOKMoments LETS HOPE.

    • @vikramr7582
      @vikramr7582 19 днів тому

      ​@@USUG0 definitely they should have drug tests...especially if one of the candidates is suddenly speaking coherently and shaking hands with real people instead of thin air.

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 19 днів тому +7

    Redrum, Redrum? That should be the Title of that portrait.

    • @earthtaurus5515
      @earthtaurus5515 19 днів тому +2

      That was an eerie amount of red.... on that portrait and take a closer look at that butterfly... the red has a very distinctive pattern.

    • @missypowell1150
      @missypowell1150 19 днів тому +1

      It reminded me of Melanias "Red Wedding " Christmas trees in white house, yuk!

  • @dennisharrell2236
    @dennisharrell2236 19 днів тому +3

    The portrait of King Charles reminded me of Han Solo in carbonite.

  • @ronaldgamber1181
    @ronaldgamber1181 20 днів тому +11

    Debate might have to zoom from Rikers

  • @JGold-cu5mo
    @JGold-cu5mo 20 днів тому +63

    Trumps debate points.
    1. Pact act
    2. Chips act
    3. Protection of marriage act
    4. Capped cost of insulin
    5. Infrastructure plan
    6. New microsoft deal creating 1000s of jobs
    7. Cost of living increase for seniors on social security.
    8. Record high stock market
    9. Under 3.9% unemployment 3 yrs running (another record)
    10. More natural gas & oil produced in US history (another record)
    Oh, wait.....

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 20 днів тому

      Also forgot to add Biden’s biggest problem: he’s funding a genocide and is hemorrhaging voters because of it

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 20 днів тому

      Wait, weren’t we energy independent under Trump? Also, wasn’t there no wars being fought in Gaza and Ukraine under Trump wasn’t food and gas and things that matter to the average American cheaper under Trump Biden could never.

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr 20 днів тому +23

      Trump supporters look at this comment and say yep, that's right, best president ever.

    • @larrybethune3909
      @larrybethune3909 19 днів тому

      - Free trade
      - Record high employment in the black community.
      - No Wars (which is a problem I guess)
      - No cokehead son working for Burisma

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr 19 днів тому

      @@larrybethune3909 All bs! (Which yes, is a problem.) It's called diarrhea of the mouth & boy do you have it.

  • @traceyhall1097
    @traceyhall1097 20 днів тому +55

    How about they debate who actually succeeded at doing things and those that love to talk about it and succeeded at nothing!

    • @swchan6152
      @swchan6152 19 днів тому

      When Trump launched a trade war with China many years ago, Biden once commented: "Trump doesn't understand basic knowledge. He thinks his tariffs are paid for by China. Any freshman economics student can tell you, The American people are paying the tariffs for him. "To be honest, Biden was still clear-headed at that time and said a few human words. We don't know whether he is old and confused, or he doesn't understand the basic knowledge. He actually followed Trump's old path and raised the tariff stick against China again, forgetting what he said back then. Clean and tidy. How ironic is that a bomb-maker is blown off the ground by his own bomb.

    • @filonin2
      @filonin2 19 днів тому

      Trump would simply tout "accomplishments" like repealing Roe v. Wade and packing the courts and tax cuts (for the rich) and will promise more, which is certainly what his base wants. Luckily his base is too small to win by itself.

  • @RedStatesPovertyWatch
    @RedStatesPovertyWatch 20 днів тому +107

    Rule #1: No episodes of Trump imagining conversations he had with Frank Sinatra.

    • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
      @SoFloCo-ne4rk 20 днів тому +17

      Frank came up to me with tears in his eyes. Big guy. Tough guy. He said "Sir, nobody's ever seen a president like you, maybe ever". I said "Frank, you can't believe. Have you met my wife, Melancholia?". He said "Sir, I already did her". We love Frank. Tough guy. A lot of people are saying he's a singer, too.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 20 днів тому +4

      And Nelson Mandela, and FDR.
      THIS DUDE is delusional 😂 🤣
      I hope qe.can all respect the results.

    • @michelmadaire
      @michelmadaire 19 днів тому

      @@SoFloCo-ne4rk LOL.

    • @SallyS-2024
      @SallyS-2024 19 днів тому +2

      Disagree: Let Trump say the usual delusional 💩; let everyone hear what's going on in his failing mind. Fact check anything that matters.

    • @sandydog7449
      @sandydog7449 19 днів тому

      @@moniqueengleman873 who joey

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen 20 днів тому +13

    The "red" portrait makes me think of things gone wrong in an operating room. 🔪😂😂🤕😷

  • @jeremyhawkins6781
    @jeremyhawkins6781 20 днів тому +39

    Painting looks like the King's spirit post death with all the red flames 😂😂😂

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 20 днів тому +1

      What is wrong with you?.

    • @ImCaptainCabbage
      @ImCaptainCabbage 20 днів тому

      I think it’s to signify his link to Wales, he is wearing his Welsh guards uniform, red is a very Welsh colour.

    • @lysanamcmillan7972
      @lysanamcmillan7972 19 днів тому

      @@ImCaptainCabbage In short, this is Charles saying "WALES, WE LOVE YOU, DON"T TRY A REFERENDUM LIKE THE SCOTS!"

    • @ImCaptainCabbage
      @ImCaptainCabbage 19 днів тому +2

      @@lysanamcmillan7972
      I’m Welsh through and through but there’s no way Wales should have an independence referendum, as we’ve seen with Brexit people make dumb decisions in referendums and Wales couldn’t survive independence, our economy is simply too small. Charles spent a very long time as the the Prince of Wales and certainly has a connection to the country, I’m no royalist but there are far worse Prince of Wales’ in the history of the country.

    • @lindagoad2163
      @lindagoad2163 19 днів тому

      Let's be honest there is a reason to keep Scotland at least, Wales is a drain on resources.

  • @greatboniwanker
    @greatboniwanker 20 днів тому +4

    Biden's request makes perfect sense to me; no audience, no hyperbole, no sideshow.

  • @AlmostOffline
    @AlmostOffline 20 днів тому +20

    I think I'm ready for Desi Lydic to be the new permanent host of The Daily Show.

    • @Shadoweclipse1386
      @Shadoweclipse1386 19 днів тому +2

      I agree! I like most of them, but Desi is my favorite host. I think Jordan would be my #2 choice. Ronny is funny, but I like him better as a correspondent...

    • @robertbrindle8901
      @robertbrindle8901 18 днів тому

      DESI IS WONDERFUL ! I LOVED HER OLD BIT ABOUT FLORIDA MAN DID ROY WOODS TURN IT DOWN OR WAS HE TURNED DOWN ? THE DAILY SHOW HAS ALWAYS ROCKED !

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 20 днів тому +300

    Biden debates like a President should!! Trump debates like a toddler!!
    Sorry to the toddlers I offended comparing trump to them!! 🫣

    • @raytor7794
      @raytor7794 20 днів тому +11

      “Lincoln here is the most racist president ever”- Biden last debate 😂 yes very presidential 😂

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 20 днів тому +11

      Hey, the gaudy gold sneakers would support your premise.

    • @dannyslag
      @dannyslag 20 днів тому

      Did you forget Biden refused to debate or even allow a primary to happen?

    • @michaelwilliams2430
      @michaelwilliams2430 20 днів тому +30

      @@raytor7794 He was referring to Trump and stated a fact. What's not presidential there?

    • @mountcomfort740
      @mountcomfort740 20 днів тому

      YEs the child Trump will get washed again. He is unable to act like an adult

  • @randyerwin6016
    @randyerwin6016 20 днів тому +11

    Free on Wednsday's LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @joseanker2059
    @joseanker2059 20 днів тому +19

    Why do you still make fun of Biden talking? You know what a tremendous challenge he overcame ??

  • @dm-heart
    @dm-heart 20 днів тому +7

    Maybe next time ask for a preview of your painting 0:51 and build in a refund clause if you hate it and look like a floating head in a pool of red?

  • @johnbicica2806
    @johnbicica2806 20 днів тому +13

    Looks like Chuck was frozen in carbonite

  • @msjamesesq
    @msjamesesq 19 днів тому +6

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" is such a bar!

  • @satann9743
    @satann9743 19 днів тому +2

    Actually, I absolutely love the King Charles painting. It's different and edgy.

  • @jaydee975
    @jaydee975 20 днів тому +5

    How about grandpa Simpson versus Jasper! If you don’t watch that that’s a paddling!😂

  • @healthyself7941
    @healthyself7941 19 днів тому +5

    Dissolve the outdated UK monarchy. Charile can go get a job as a butler for some wealthy American or Chinese.

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 20 днів тому +14

    I love Dark Brandon 🥰💙

  • @oksanasum321
    @oksanasum321 20 днів тому +2

    I like Biden's demands for the debates, they make lots of sence and could be watchable as opposed to regular screaming matches

  • @savagepro9060
    @savagepro9060 19 днів тому +3

    As being from a former colony, Trevor Noah would've ROASTED that portrait with a passion!

  • @kraigpearlman3283
    @kraigpearlman3283 20 днів тому +55

    Crowds are just a distraction. Same with RFK JR. 0% chance that he wins. No point in having a crowd to provide reactions, just distracts from the merits of a debate.

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 20 днів тому +11

      It’s a democracy rfk and Cornell west and everybody who’s running should be able to debate

    • @Hassingerjeff
      @Hassingerjeff 20 днів тому +11

      Excluding qualified candidates from being part of the debates is un-democratic and coming from the party that purports to care about democratic principles I'd say it' a bad look. It also perpetuates a two party system which has been dysfunctional for decades at this point

    • @MichaelLochlann
      @MichaelLochlann 19 днів тому

      @@Hassingerjeff the voting system perpetuates the two party system. Due to the spoiler effect. Doesn't matter what the parties do

    • @SoberOKMoments
      @SoberOKMoments 19 днів тому

      @@bobbyfartz5591 To expand the one ring circus of our politics to a three ring circus?

  • @ShadowAngel71
    @ShadowAngel71 20 днів тому +29

    Just give her the permanent job already.

  • @dr.mikeybee
    @dr.mikeybee 20 днів тому +7

    I'd rather watch them box.

  • @kidmohair8151
    @kidmohair8151 20 днів тому +3

    look.
    you can't avoid it.
    you know you're going to have to vote for one of these two.
    so. you're going to have to choose between someone who
    has given the country the best economy it has had since 2016,
    and at least looks like he has a moral code,
    and what$i$face-the-hexagonally-impeached/indicted.

  • @abramisme
    @abramisme 20 днів тому +8

    That's a lot of red

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 20 днів тому +11

    Oh this is gonna be a mess lol 😂

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME 20 днів тому +1

      A hot mess at that.

    • @BladeZero238
      @BladeZero238 19 днів тому

      @@IB4UUB4ME Nah, just a plain mess.

  • @fankrys
    @fankrys 18 днів тому +1

    I actually like the idea of candidates not interrupting and talking over each other during the debate so we can actually hear what they're saying

  • @yemisimoweta8164
    @yemisimoweta8164 19 днів тому +1

    Go, Kosta! Always on point, Desi!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 20 днів тому +69

    Who would watch these debates? Who is left undecided? Even brain worms know who they're voting for at this point.

    • @seankelly1291
      @seankelly1291 20 днів тому +5

      I love how no one in the leftist media has any other options to offer. Any other options, please. Anyone?

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi 20 днів тому

      I'll have to do laundry...then. Whenever.

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 20 днів тому +1

      You Sean. You need to be the difference. Be the man in the office

    • @timothyburnett2770
      @timothyburnett2770 20 днів тому

      All the right has to offer is Trump 😂​@@seankelly1291

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 20 днів тому +4

      There's a huge center group that's not entirely loyal to either party that they're supposed to fight for that just leans left or right, not entirely devoted to one of the big parties.

  • @nolantherailfan5048
    @nolantherailfan5048 20 днів тому +71

    Trump's trying to chicken out cause he's scared af

    • @seth3189
      @seth3189 20 днів тому +5

      he gone

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq 20 днів тому +6

      He'll be sentenced by then. No Judge is going to let him out of prison, for a debate.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 20 днів тому +2

      He’s filling his diapers right now

    • @perryroberts4353
      @perryroberts4353 19 днів тому +4

      Although it was he who had to keep trying to get Creepy Joe to agree.

    • @nolantherailfan5048
      @nolantherailfan5048 18 днів тому

      @@perryroberts4353 creepy? You're delusional

  • @guilhermebalassoni9713
    @guilhermebalassoni9713 17 днів тому +1

    That portrait sums up monarchy perfectly: covered in blood, but hands clean

  • @jvmunoz101
    @jvmunoz101 20 днів тому +2

    "I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" YEAH!!🤣😂🤣😂

  • @janefrommel
    @janefrommel 20 днів тому +5

    Donnie will end up agreeing to something, cause it's not like he's suddenly going to start following the rules 🙄

    • @lethargogpeterson4083
      @lethargogpeterson4083 16 днів тому

      That's why I love the stipulation that the mics are turnec off when it is not their turn.

  • @__redacted__
    @__redacted__ 20 днів тому +3

    I forgot about that Crazy Town one hit wonder. For a second I thought a whole verse was going to fly by.

  • @mho...
    @mho... 19 днів тому +1

    Could they PLZ do that Debate on *HotOnes* ?! that would be glorious!

  • @laurazepam8382
    @laurazepam8382 18 днів тому +1

    Wasn't expecting crazy town but I'm here for it

  • @EvilJawa
    @EvilJawa 20 днів тому +3

    "He is Vigo!"
    Ghostbusters II vibes from that painting.

  • @maalmi
    @maalmi 19 днів тому +3

    Crowds that Donald Trump feeds ON??? 😂🤣

  • @annepowers3775
    @annepowers3775 20 днів тому +2

    That’s a crazy picture

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 19 днів тому +2

    'Lets get ready to rumble!U bring the Maalox, I'll bring the Compression Socks!'

  • @edmunddantes7097
    @edmunddantes7097 20 днів тому +4

    If they have literally ANY intelligence, they'll have the ability to shut off the mic of the person not talking.

  • @charliebozzo9948
    @charliebozzo9948 20 днів тому +3

    I feel your pain Desi!

  • @Richard-ug4el
    @Richard-ug4el 19 днів тому +1

    Hahaha that King Charles portrait is hilarious.
    I didn't realise he was The king of the underwolrd.

  • @b.k8051
    @b.k8051 20 днів тому +2

    That painting is incredible.

  • @LouisDuran
    @LouisDuran 20 днів тому +5

    There won't be any debate. Trump will be in jail. 😂😂😂

  • @Theodore617
    @Theodore617 20 днів тому +41

    Biden got this

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 20 днів тому +6

      He just needs to use his outside voice. Like he did with the state of the union. Don’t go into grandpa storytelling mode please

    • @Clippidyclappidy
      @Clippidyclappidy 20 днів тому

      The second Trump brings up Biden’s ongoing genocide he is gonna crumple like a soggy cookie. He can’t even handle protestors.

    • @richardjeanbaptiste3915
      @richardjeanbaptiste3915 19 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

  • @muctarrjallow5592
    @muctarrjallow5592 19 днів тому +1

    I haven't commented here for the past 5 years I've subscribed. But gotta say today that Desi is the GOAT hands down. Especially since Jon started hosting on Mondays.

  • @MrPilgrim
    @MrPilgrim 19 днів тому +1

    “I’ll even do it twice” 😂😂😂😂

  • @batwingpie
    @batwingpie 20 днів тому +3

    Looks like the artist is implying that as King of England he has blood on his hands, although it isn't on his hands and face, just everything else.... like his entire family line. As someone from one of those countries they spilt enormous amounts of blood, I quite like it. Suits him.

  • @dm-heart
    @dm-heart 20 днів тому +18

    the weirdest ugliest strangest portrait -too much red? A floating face in a pool of red? Maybe ask for a refund? WHY? Does the painter hate him?

    • @SfS-H4N-cfp
      @SfS-H4N-cfp 19 днів тому +5

      Painted with the blood of the colonialisation

    • @lindagoad2163
      @lindagoad2163 19 днів тому

      ​@@SfS-H4N-cfp🥱

    • @SoberOKMoments
      @SoberOKMoments 19 днів тому +2

      @@SfS-H4N-cfp Yes, Charles the II is old, but he's not THAT old. His Mum didn't cause colonialisation either.

    • @SfS-H4N-cfp
      @SfS-H4N-cfp 19 днів тому +2

      @@SoberOKMoments I recommend watching the Last Week Tonight episode about the Monarchy

    • @matta8569
      @matta8569 19 днів тому

      @@SoberOKMoments Maybe it's in reference to whatever he's doing with those kids in that creepy castle in Transylvania.

  • @alexanderfisher7261
    @alexanderfisher7261 19 днів тому +1

    I'd say depicting the king of England as the blood king is pretty appropriate.

  • @snowyherge1549
    @snowyherge1549 20 днів тому +2

    I love Biden- great humor and he will romp home! VOTE BLUE 2024

  • @adolfhochhaltinger4040
    @adolfhochhaltinger4040 20 днів тому +5

    First make sure Trump follows his gag order so he won't be in prison that day!

  • @luanpaiva796
    @luanpaiva796 20 днів тому +14

    Desi is the best. Hands down.
    Apart from Jon Stewart, but he's a legend.

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 19 днів тому +1

    It's "on" until Trump chicken's out a week before the debate.

  • @MelissaDuffySacredBreath
    @MelissaDuffySacredBreath 19 днів тому +1

    "I hear that you are free on Wednesday" Woah!