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  • Desi Lydic provides an update on Trump’s criminal trial, where his lawyers’ attempts to discredit Michael Cohen turned into a roast of the former president. Plus, Sen. Menendez throws his wife under the bus at his corruption trial, and Josh Johnson weighs in on Virginia schools reinstating their Confederate namesakes. #DailyShow #Menendez #Trump
    00:00 - Trump’s Lawyers Attempt to Discredit Michael Cohen
    03:05 - Robert Menendez Throws His Wife Under the Bus at His Trial
    05:11 - Virginia Schools Want to Reinstate Confederate Namesakes
    07:35 - Josh Johnson Weighs in on the Confederate Name Change
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  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 27 днів тому +2941

    The Confederacy and the Civil War lasted 4 years, and people demand they're remembered, while slavery existed for 246 years, and the same people want it forgotten.

    • @78cunobelin
      @78cunobelin 27 днів тому +222

      This kind of knowledge both belongs here and is wasted here. Bravo.

    • @Brandon-ml2zw
      @Brandon-ml2zw 27 днів тому +230

      We should let them know that no one alive today is a confederate soldier, that was so long ago, they need to just move on, since that’s what they love to tell any black person who’s been actively discriminated against in the current day.

    • @johnnyfreedom3437
      @johnnyfreedom3437 27 днів тому

      You're beginning to understand the white supremacists! The Republicans are having a temper tantrum because Trump will have his mic cut and be unable to talk over Biden! We will get clear audio of exactly what Joe Biden says as well as Donald Trump! We'll see there's no comparison!!

    • @DamienBlade
      @DamienBlade 27 днів тому +37

      Well to be fair, slavery is inconvenient to discuss.

    • @DisaffectedLiberal
      @DisaffectedLiberal 27 днів тому

      Democrats should be the ones that want it gone. It’s a reminder of their dark past.

  • @friendlyneighborhoodcoxok9099
    @friendlyneighborhoodcoxok9099 27 днів тому +898

    Anybody else a huge fan of Josh? He's killing it.

    • @lisawolff3156
      @lisawolff3156 27 днів тому +38

      Yes! Came to comments to say the same thing!

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 27 днів тому +27

      I'm loving him! (68 year old white woman here)

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 27 днів тому +25

      I've been watching Josh for years, he truly has the comedic gift. I hope he goes far.

    • @drinkmorecareless
      @drinkmorecareless 27 днів тому +23

      Yeah, he’s an excellent addition.

    • @dm0016
      @dm0016 27 днів тому +22

      He's the best of the newbies

  • @hillpunk92
    @hillpunk92 26 днів тому +65

    As someone raised in the south and proud to be from the Ozark mountains. Schools shouldn't be named after brutal evil leaders that lost the wars they wrongly waged.

  • @portsyde3466
    @portsyde3466 27 днів тому +138

    Considering they just replaced a statue in Arkansas with a statue of JOHNNY CASH, I don't think it's too hard to find alternatives to racist traitors from the Civil War that are also endearing to everyone in the South.

    • @rocketsalad
      @rocketsalad 27 днів тому +11

      Johnny Cash ✅
      David Alan Coe ❌

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 26 днів тому +9

      It shouldn’t be too hard especially since the us civil war was nearly 200 years ago and plenty of famous people have existed since then. And whilst civil war people are historical regardless, should modern people care about them to the point of naming buildings after them in today’s age when there have been several famous people that have come since the civil war?

    • @shanehayes855
      @shanehayes855 26 днів тому +3

      I agree

    • @adamcoe
      @adamcoe 26 днів тому +7

      Yeah but that's not really the point now is it
      Honestly the most insane thing about the entire situation is that it's taking place in Shenandoah County. They're boo hooing about the lack of racist heroes, while sitting on stolen land that they named after the people they stole it from.

    • @Mitsoxfan
      @Mitsoxfan 24 дні тому

      It's Arkansas. That very well could be a mistake.

  • @CraigSmith568
    @CraigSmith568 27 днів тому +923

    It always gets me how these Republicans are so proud that Lincoln was a Republican, yet they want these men who fought against Lincoln to be honored.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 27 днів тому +64

      I wonder why we don’t see more statues and monuments of the men from WWII. After all, it was the “Greatest Generation”.

    • @samc9133
      @samc9133 27 днів тому +89

      Lol, I just reframe it as progressives and conservatives. "Oh so you are proud that Lincoln was a progressive? I agree!"
      "No he was a Republican."
      "Right, the progressive party in that era! I agree!"
      Usually they just deny that the dynamics flipped after that, lol.

    • @Cdub1717
      @Cdub1717 27 днів тому

      They are ignorant to the fact that there have been multiple party realignments since Lincoln. They claim Lincoln and at the same time flying confederate battle flags… they are nothing if not a contradiction.

    • @SecularFelinist
      @SecularFelinist 27 днів тому

      And they worship the LOSERS who got their treasonous butts handed to them by Lincoln.🎩

    • @aloha2430
      @aloha2430 27 днів тому

      ​@@samc9133 Is the title of progressive not somewhat subjective though?

  • @ericcarlson6822
    @ericcarlson6822 27 днів тому +1299

    Just because he hates Trump doesn't mean Trump is innocent.

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 27 днів тому +73

      Exactly, it's all the more reasonable to hate him because it's TRUE!

    • @sophieoshaughnessy9469
      @sophieoshaughnessy9469 27 днів тому +21

      Yes and I’m sorry to say I listened to that podcast because I honestly love to hear Trump taken down in his own favorite mafia style. Cmon America loves the mafia double cross thing.

    • @runfayalife
      @runfayalife 27 днів тому +19

      It's not even an argument. I can't believe their wasting time with that defense.
      Does that mean that one chick isn't credible because she loves him?
      The U.S. is dumb.

    • @aloha2430
      @aloha2430 27 днів тому +10

      And just because you hate Trump doesn't mean Trump's guilty.

    • @TimBitts649
      @TimBitts649 27 днів тому +4

      Trump has one of these vegetables. 🥒It's important to see what an 80 year old cucumber is up to. Because that is real journalism.

  • @edspace2402
    @edspace2402 27 днів тому +145

    Desi and Josh are both kicking goals these days, I'm enjoying watching them get even better as the show continues.

    • @TheFailingHumanExperieme-ge4ov
      @TheFailingHumanExperieme-ge4ov 26 днів тому +1

      7:23 The Zooish supremacy is so subtle. Favorite white people starts with Paul Rudd (Zooish) followed by actual white people. Black people never had a chance in Ismerikkka.

  • @ziqi92
    @ziqi92 27 днів тому +77

    “I was able to slip into a bank and get a mortgage.”
    That was way funnier than it had the right to be. Chef’s kiss.
    Also, isn’t Jimmy Carter still alive? Granted, he’s 99 but still, better head on those shoulders than most of the GOP.

    • @allysonbeaulieu7351
      @allysonbeaulieu7351 26 днів тому +4

      pretty sure JC is in hospice these days, sadly

    • @schan9547
      @schan9547 26 днів тому +3

      I rather enjoyed that as well. The tastes of success and progress are far sweeter than hate.

    • @TheWinerdar
      @TheWinerdar 26 днів тому +5

      Jimmy Carter is basically on his deathbed. He spent every moment he could building homes

  • @OrangesAndCookies
    @OrangesAndCookies 27 днів тому +426

    Josh Johnson is quickly becoming one of my favorite correspondents. He's a absolute natural at this.

    • @Xeonerable
      @Xeonerable 27 днів тому +12

      He's been delivering some lines perfectly, he's growing on me too.

    • @jkit3258
      @jkit3258 27 днів тому +8

      You beat me to this comment. I could not agree more.

    • @Kemotherapy360
      @Kemotherapy360 27 днів тому +7

      The man's a genius.

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 27 днів тому +8

      His stand up is great as well.

    • @dorianodet8064
      @dorianodet8064 27 днів тому +1

      At first he was a bit annoying, but he's finding his mojo right now and slowly growing into the role. I think he'll do great long run

  • @joshuanblair91
    @joshuanblair91 27 днів тому +425

    Instead of saying Stonewall elementary is named after the general, we rebrand as being named after the Stonewall riots in 1969. 😂

  • @elgonzo5
    @elgonzo5 27 днів тому +124

    DOLLY PARTON ELEMENTARY should be real life.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 26 днів тому +4

      Working 9 to 5 High School.

    • @savagepro9060
      @savagepro9060 26 днів тому

      Kids will always be aBREAST of current affairs!

    • @rumrstv
      @rumrstv 26 днів тому

      Absolutely! Dolly's a real southern hero not that racist traitor Lee.

    • @MoramothHauntz
      @MoramothHauntz 26 днів тому +7

      I remember there was going to be a statue made of her and she said that money is better spent elsewhere

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 26 днів тому +1

      @@MoramothHauntz That statue would really be so expensive looking so cheap?

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 27 днів тому +358

    Remember How We Lost The War To Keep Our Slaves High School

    • @willwebber6496
      @willwebber6496 26 днів тому +20

      Too long for sports jerseys. Maybe "Get Over It High School" is more succinct?

    • @chrisp.3033
      @chrisp.3033 26 днів тому

      @@willwebber6496 how about Whites stole children like they stole native land elementary?

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 26 днів тому

      @@willwebber6496 Or just "Slaves? What Slaves?"

    • @molly-gh4we
      @molly-gh4we 26 днів тому +6

      Ding ding ding ding!

    • @louiswilson6950
      @louiswilson6950 26 днів тому +4

      S & M Junior High ? With or Without a Gimp Suit ?

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 27 днів тому +355

    Irony: Stormy is the only contractor trump ever actually paid, and Cohen might be the only trump lawyer to actually win a case.

    • @joancooney7724
      @joancooney7724 27 днів тому

      And he paid off Karen McDougal, Trump had an affair with her for ten months

    • @sleepnomore6065
      @sleepnomore6065 27 днів тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

    • @TheXtrafresh
      @TheXtrafresh 27 днів тому +5

      🔥

    • @rhangman8284
      @rhangman8284 26 днів тому

      Much better is the fact him trying to stiff her could be a major factor in him being convicted. Cohen testified that Trump wanted to string her along till after the election, because it didn't matter if it came out after. So bury the story without actually paying. The timeline and other evidence backs this up. On the other hand, Trump asserts that it was about his family, not the election. No way that fits. So if he wasn't so cheap, then be much harder to prove that it was about the election. In which case, no longer a felony. Jury just convicts on the lesser falsifying records bit.

    • @howardwylie1620
      @howardwylie1620 26 днів тому +2

      THAT'S GREAT STUFF !

  • @mesektet5776
    @mesektet5776 27 днів тому +683

    Donny: “I’m sorry, who are you?
    Cohen: “Here’s a clue you destroyed me and my family!”
    Donny: “Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?!”

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars 27 днів тому +21

      I understood that reference.

    • @GeneralDragon011
      @GeneralDragon011 27 днів тому +5

      Oooh, clever.

    • @akka8588
      @akka8588 27 днів тому +17

      Love the Batman beyond reference, although the real question is if he could actually formulate such a response?

    • @asheronwindspear552
      @asheronwindspear552 27 днів тому +19

      Trump is even more toxic than the villain in that reference.

    • @lorenzolarue337
      @lorenzolarue337 27 днів тому +3

      ....Oh, OUCH X 100....

  • @shendri21
    @shendri21 27 днів тому +202

    I think what the Daily Show is doing right now is working. The correspondents and the hosts are smart, likable, and have great comedic timing.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 26 днів тому +10

      It keeps the dynamic fresh. Sometimes the "anchor" can get a tad too familiar in the chair!

    • @Giantcrabz
      @Giantcrabz 24 дні тому

      agreed!

    • @nyanuwu4209
      @nyanuwu4209 24 дні тому

      If only they'd been doing stuff that worked when Trevor was in the chair...But then, no talk shows or comedy were working then.

    • @susyg82
      @susyg82 23 дні тому +1

      Agreed! It also gives everyone the opportunity to play different roles.

  • @michaelmarsh8802
    @michaelmarsh8802 26 днів тому +50

    Anything named after a confederacy general should not receive federal funds: schools, roads, monuments. Any military base named after a confederate general should be closed.

  • @vaniprod
    @vaniprod 27 днів тому +189

    Desi is owning the turn to camera bit thanks to that killer hair flip! Girl power!!

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 27 днів тому +10

      She is absolutely hysterical.

    • @rumrstv
      @rumrstv 26 днів тому +2

      That flip was totally killer!

    • @marksink1652
      @marksink1652 22 дні тому

      And lovely just to look at too.

  • @natakug1
    @natakug1 27 днів тому +93

    The Civil war lasted 4 years. These the same kind of people that peaked in high school....which unironically is also 4 years.

    • @BinxyBrown
      @BinxyBrown 27 днів тому +8

      Not for these people

    • @tonybippitykaye
      @tonybippitykaye 26 днів тому

      To put it in another perspective, and to quote Doobus Goobus’ confederacy video, the Annoying Orange lasted 7 years and the confederacy only lasted 4.
      It’s genuinely baffling these people demand to have their “history and culture” recognized when they lost 150 years ago, were never even part of that, and it’s legacy was outlived by an Orange on UA-cam

    • @american_cosmic
      @american_cosmic 26 днів тому +1

      @@tonybippitykaye it's not baffling at all. They're stuck in the past and they're deathly afraid of change. They're also racists. it's pretty simple, actually.

  • @deanfiora4227
    @deanfiora4227 27 днів тому +125

    RIGHT-WINGERS: Remember the Confederacy but forget Jim Crow!

    • @MrBurnsExcellent
      @MrBurnsExcellent 26 днів тому +1

      PROUD RIGHT WINGER

    • @schan9547
      @schan9547 26 днів тому +6

      @@MrBurnsExcellent yay for you?

    • @estebanvaldez3632
      @estebanvaldez3632 26 днів тому +8

      ​@@MrBurnsExcellent
      Are you confessing, asking for sympathy, or begging for forgiveness?

    • @marksink1652
      @marksink1652 22 дні тому

      Carry your banner high! In righteous and ignorant pride, forgetful of the shameful part. Really people have a well developed capacity for partialism, for seeing a thing selectively, shorn of its fuller context. It's an essential part of aesthetics, for example.

  • @TheREALJosephTurner
    @TheREALJosephTurner 27 днів тому +54

    "While they were arguing over a black Little Mermaid, I was able to slip in and get a mortgage."
    I should have known better than to take a drink right before that one. LOL

    • @Kobe29261
      @Kobe29261 26 днів тому +1

      The deeper insight of that spoint was lost on some; i.e. poor* black people have a lot more on their minds than statues - unfortunately

  • @UnexpectedDanger
    @UnexpectedDanger 27 днів тому +48

    People that didn't go to school want to rename schools. Weird.

  • @aspacelex
    @aspacelex 27 днів тому +135

    Naming American things after Confederates is equivalent to a school deciding to be called Bin Laden high.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 26 днів тому +18

      Or Taliban Elementary.

    • @dreamcoyote
      @dreamcoyote 26 днів тому

      9/11 Hijacker High so we "remember our history"?
      Epstein Elementary might just be a bit too soon though, yeah?

    • @MalikKillian
      @MalikKillian 26 днів тому +20

      More like Timothy McVeigh High School. It's part of our history! Why are you trying to erase history!

    • @rumrstv
      @rumrstv 26 днів тому

      Or the Germans erecting a statue to Rommel. A great general but look what he was fighting for - the extermination of an entire race of people!

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 26 днів тому +6

      @@robertnapier624 Well, the Taliban are very elementary...

  • @marshaparrish6340
    @marshaparrish6340 26 днів тому +6

    "They don't have much" Lol😆

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 27 днів тому +179

    Desi's smile when her jokes land one after another after another is heart-warming. I hope she sleeps well tonight, big ol smile on her face. ❤

    • @IsuiGtz
      @IsuiGtz 27 днів тому +8

      She has a million dollar smile. Maybe literally. Her screen presence, therefore, is astonishing.

    • @rebeccamcguffin4612
      @rebeccamcguffin4612 26 днів тому +3

      And we know she doesn't have to get up early in the morning because she is happily kid free.. I love Desi!

    • @austinjoseph2881
      @austinjoseph2881 26 днів тому

      Y’all weird

    • @thabraineater
      @thabraineater 26 днів тому

      ​@@rebeccamcguffin4612 Wait, she was pregnant when she started at the Daily Show, so did something happen to her kid?

    • @athgowla687
      @athgowla687 26 днів тому +1

      She is doing great, at the same time I actually prefer her keeping a straight face instead of smiling. I know she is in character as a correspondent and herself as a host, but imo it lands the joke better.

  • @ManiacRacing
    @ManiacRacing 27 днів тому +64

    I live in Tennessee and I always feel kinda sorry for the "Southern Heritage" types. It's just so pathetic to be pining for a LOSING army. I guess they don't see the irony

    • @zufalllx
      @zufalllx 27 днів тому

      I guess I don't either. What's ironic about it?

    • @leapintothewild
      @leapintothewild 27 днів тому +8

      I was reared in Tennessee, and once I was old enough to learn about the civil war knew we deserved to lose!

    • @ManiacRacing
      @ManiacRacing 27 днів тому +1

      Lol
      @@zufalllx

    • @rocketsalad
      @rocketsalad 27 днів тому +4

      @@ManiacRacing by pining for a losing team, it appears the prophesy has come true - they've just had so many wins since Mr. T was in office, so much winning, many such cases, I guess they really did get sick of winning! XD

    • @daveapplemotors
      @daveapplemotors 26 днів тому +5

      @@zufalllx The 'party of Lincoln' wants to celebrate the generals who tried to destroy the United States.
      SHEESH.
      Look up irony if that doesn't make your head spin.

  • @abbybrown638
    @abbybrown638 27 днів тому +14

    Honey run is an objectively adorable name for an elementary school.

  • @tscottshea
    @tscottshea 26 днів тому +10

    Josh Johnson's words here were the best crafted comedy/actual truth ever. He just nails it bang bang bang. I was barely done saying "that's brilliant" and he'd do it again. More Josh Johnson, please! :)

  • @acdcljb
    @acdcljb 27 днів тому +67

    Very similar to naming places after Nazis in Germany. Of course Germans do not try to that.

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 27 днів тому +9

      Yeah, I can only imagine the Germans erecting statues to Rommel or Model.

    • @carlsaganlives5112
      @carlsaganlives5112 27 днів тому +16

      "Josef Mengele Children's Research Hospital" "Himmler School of Locomotive and Fire Safety" "Eva Braun Cosmetology Institute"..

    • @juliewoodman2439
      @juliewoodman2439 27 днів тому +20

      ​@andrewstevenson118 Instead they leave small plaques informing people what it was previously called. This recognises history without glorifying it.

    • @NmpK24
      @NmpK24 27 днів тому

      As a non-American, I always found it strange they still want to name their schools after losers. Don't they call that un-American?

    • @organbuilder272
      @organbuilder272 26 днів тому

      Not the same at all. If you want to count atrocities, however, ask yourself what the north did. People living an glass houses should not be throwing stones.

  • @charybdis8113
    @charybdis8113 27 днів тому +313

    "My name is Michael Cohen. You destroyed me and my family. Prepare to get roasted."

    • @rob2257
      @rob2257 27 днів тому +8

      “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya….”

    • @Mububban23
      @Mububban23 27 днів тому +9

      Trump is INNOCENT!!!
      You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means….

    • @user-ku4yh4xc9s
      @user-ku4yh4xc9s 27 днів тому +14

      @@Mububban23 If the Tangerine toddler is innocent, then why do people that work for him end up in jail...

    • @donDiago
      @donDiago 26 днів тому +3

      A 14-year-old MMM! Michael has been hanging around the schoolyard again, and this one will return and put him away for much longer.

    • @darthmarvin247
      @darthmarvin247 26 днів тому +7

      @@user-ku4yh4xc9s I think you missed the reference. Mububban is using another line from The Prince's Bride (the movie being referenced by the OP) to make fun of the people that claim Trump is innocent.

  • @elfdream2007
    @elfdream2007 26 днів тому +5

    I'm glad national attention is being focused on Shenandoah County. Virginia went through all the trouble to remove the monuments across the state, rename schools and this one county has to go backwards!

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse 27 днів тому +20

    Imagine a newspaper article after a friday night game. " And stonewall jackson loses...again".

  • @Honey-Badgerin
    @Honey-Badgerin 27 днів тому +216

    The sheer volume of "something I would say" is hilarious 😂. I mean is there not a topic of insult Cohen hasn't leveled at his former client yet?

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 27 днів тому +13

      Plus, this is New York. It’s nothing these people haven’t heard or probably said. I guarantee it doesn’t have the “effect” on the jurors they want it to.

    • @cuttwice3905
      @cuttwice3905 27 днів тому

      Satan's Caprophagaus Stool

    • @NanDee-jr4dq
      @NanDee-jr4dq 27 днів тому +10

      Cohen has contributed some real gems into the court records for trumps trial. I wish we could have heard trumps lawyer repeating those words.😂😂😂

    • @fatimamirza2100
      @fatimamirza2100 26 днів тому +8

      Crowd favourite: Donald Von ShitzInPantz

  • @guinsey
    @guinsey 27 днів тому +64

    You k*lled it today D and J.😂

  • @raedslacklines
    @raedslacklines 27 днів тому +18

    I love how Josh Johnson kills it every single time.

  • @HJ-pm2dx
    @HJ-pm2dx 26 днів тому +5

    Thanks for covering the Shenandoah schools. Josh nailed it with his coverage. These guys don't have much.

  • @gargwinvinesnake6961
    @gargwinvinesnake6961 27 днів тому +35

    Honey Run School sounds adorable

  • @pumpthewater419
    @pumpthewater419 27 днів тому +186

    Embarrassed for people in Virginia.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 27 днів тому +11

      That's the new Alabama with George Wallace. Truly backwards and embarrassing.

    • @lateefp80
      @lateefp80 27 днів тому

      Well they are one of the dumbest states in the US

    • @andrewthomson870
      @andrewthomson870 27 днів тому +3

      I'm sure they're used to it.

    • @aloha2430
      @aloha2430 27 днів тому +8

      Virginia's a big state (8 million people), it was one small county (40 thousand people).

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess 27 днів тому +9

      I'm embarrassed by them.

  • @mandog1086
    @mandog1086 26 днів тому +11

    "Hey, my Cousin's Kinda Hot High School" was gold.

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 26 днів тому +8

    "Just the right amount of racist" is a phenomenal concept. Kudos to all involved with writing that

  • @ether_sect
    @ether_sect 27 днів тому +278

    "Stonewall Jackson already sounds black." 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JP-hj1il
      @JP-hj1il 27 днів тому +5

      And he has black kids and there after.

    • @JB-lp9xr
      @JB-lp9xr 27 днів тому +10

      He was! Before Stonewall Jackson was killed, the band was called The Jackson Six.

    • @user-zx4sr3fs4n
      @user-zx4sr3fs4n 27 днів тому

      Exactly the point, that’s not an African name..

    • @CrystalLewis-um7fj
      @CrystalLewis-um7fj 27 днів тому +1

      There was a black actor named Stoney Jackson. So you are wrong.

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 26 днів тому +1

      @@CrystalLewis-um7fj Wrong about what???

  • @CourageKarnga
    @CourageKarnga 27 днів тому +55

    Ah, Virginia, the state for lovers... of the Confederacy!

    • @RomanticPhantom0
      @RomanticPhantom0 26 днів тому +4

      the people in this clip are a vocal minority, they do not speak for all of us. i grew up close enough to have school rivalries with them, many people from VA hate these types of Virginians and are embarrased by them.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 26 днів тому +1

      Shenandoah County borders West Virginia where bears outnumber human teeth and social dating sites have a selection box for "cousins acceptable".

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 26 днів тому

      @@victorpradha9946 Somehow West Virginia came off worse than the actual Confederacy re-animators in Shenandoah???

    • @anethers7545
      @anethers7545 26 днів тому

      And of 12 year olds, isn’t that where the most child marriages happen!

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 26 днів тому

      @@victorpradha9946 How come West Virginia is coming worse off than the Confederacy re-animators in Shenandoah valley?

  • @merav252
    @merav252 26 днів тому +4

    Josh Johnson is a awesome addition to the team!

  • @presceskys
    @presceskys 27 днів тому +11

    Desi and Josh are my two favorites on this show!! 👏🏼 👏🏼

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 27 днів тому +45

    Josh Johnson making a lot of solid points, as usual.

  • @MustYouHaveAUsername
    @MustYouHaveAUsername 27 днів тому +105

    "Ask your wife about her day". Yeah right and there goes plausible deniability! No thanks...

    • @zufalllx
      @zufalllx 27 днів тому +13

      Right? Like I want to be made an accomplice!

    • @backupplan6058
      @backupplan6058 27 днів тому +13

      Exactly, as far as I know those are bags of flour and sugar she’s selling. I’m not going to question her very successful baking ingredient company that I’m sure is completely declared income.

    • @TheXtrafresh
      @TheXtrafresh 27 днів тому +2

      plus, I don't have that kind of time! These COD-noobs aren't going to shoot themselves!

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior 26 днів тому +5

      I keep trying, but she never responds, it's like my wife doesn't even exist!
      Wait...

    • @MikeGervasi
      @MikeGervasi 26 днів тому

      Not to mention the rest of MY day.

  • @mallninja9805
    @mallninja9805 26 днів тому +5

    Re: that whole heritage thing: Hate *is* their heritage.

  • @frankmagadan-bv5dh
    @frankmagadan-bv5dh 27 днів тому +14

    I can listen to Michael Cohen sheeting on Trump all day long 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anamariaguadayol2335
    @anamariaguadayol2335 27 днів тому +36

    Not only should men ask their wives about their day, but more importantly, they should also listen to what they have to say. It might save you a trip to the courthouse 😄

  • @gzayas08
    @gzayas08 27 днів тому +14

    I forget about my wifie's gold bars from time to time as well.

  • @emsauce75
    @emsauce75 27 днів тому +9

    Why would anyone want losers for their school name?

    • @rocketsalad
      @rocketsalad 27 днів тому +5

      Something for them to aspire to?... sorry, I can't 🤣

    • @daveg-Vancouver_Island
      @daveg-Vancouver_Island 7 днів тому

      Birds of a feather and all that stuff! Lol

  • @adam346
    @adam346 27 днів тому +7

    Might as well start naming schools after the British officers that tried to prevent the US independence makes about as much sense as using Confederates.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 26 днів тому +1

      Or Benedict Arnold high school. Benedict Arnold being the fella who woke up one day and decided to defect to the British.

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 26 днів тому

      "The Charles Cornwallis Elementary at Yorktown, VA"

    • @kevinsmarts9953
      @kevinsmarts9953 26 днів тому

      Or whole states, how about Virginia? Wait a second..

  • @peforster6725
    @peforster6725 27 днів тому +33

    Trump is on trial, not Cohen.

    • @rocketsalad
      @rocketsalad 27 днів тому +3

      Of course Cohen is not on trial - he was being cross-examined by the defense counsel, i.e. "on cross" as it is known in Canada, an elementary court procedure the right to which is guaranteed to all Canadians and their representative barristers as established by the Canada Evidence Act, R.S.C., 1985, c. C-5, § 10(1). We've got a similar thing worked out down here, too, except we didn't wait until the mid-'80's to codify it. Then again, the U.S. didn't wait until the mid-'80's to shed the deadweight of the Crown from our shoulders either, so I guess all y'alls up there have an acceptable-ish excuse for taking so long... anyway, hope this helps.

  • @democraticrepublicofsprout7263
    @democraticrepublicofsprout7263 27 днів тому +31

    One of our favorites names is Cheeto Mussolini, he even walks like him too

  • @JB-lp9xr
    @JB-lp9xr 27 днів тому +12

    How about a compromise? How about “Bobby Lee’s Plantation is Now a Cemetery for Union Soldiers High School”?

    • @rocketsalad
      @rocketsalad 27 днів тому

      Found the BtB listener - high five, friendo 🙏

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 27 днів тому +8

    The people who keep wanting to go back to Confederate names are also the same people who shun participation trophies, which they also invented.

    • @estebanvaldez3632
      @estebanvaldez3632 26 днів тому +1

      There should be no consolation prize for traitors.

  • @scottmeadeai
    @scottmeadeai 27 днів тому +64

    Are they seriously trying to argue that Cohen's lies are worse than Trump's? Both have their faults, but the focus should be on the facts and evidence presented. This trial is about getting to the truth, no matter how messy it is.

    • @west_park7993
      @west_park7993 27 днів тому +2

      plus, if they believe cohen is lying, they should remind him, and put him in jail for lying under oath.

    • @zufalllx
      @zufalllx 27 днів тому

      Well that's the problem, they're very little facts in evidence. That's why they're forced to put Cohen up there

    • @infin1ty850
      @infin1ty850 27 днів тому +1

      That's what defense attorneys do, it's kind of their entire purpose to try and discredit the witnesses from the prosecution.
      Y'all need to spend some time in a court room to see how trials actually function.

    • @sweetiebird544
      @sweetiebird544 27 днів тому +1

      Yup, evidence presented. And there are BOXES of it

    • @jacobisbell9388
      @jacobisbell9388 27 днів тому

      It's worse, this picture of Cohen as a serial liar started because he confessed to lying FOR Donald Trump. Somehow Trump supporters conveniently forget that little fact.

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel 27 днів тому +264

    I like Cohen. It's like having Don Rickles testify against you.

    • @DonariaRegia
      @DonariaRegia 27 днів тому +19

      Hollywood should cast him in a movie as a mob lawyer. He wouldn't even have to act.

    • @rocketsalad
      @rocketsalad 27 днів тому +6

      Whatta hockeypuck

    • @donDiago
      @donDiago 26 днів тому

      A 14-year-old MMM! Michael has been hanging around the schoolyard again, and this one will return and put him away for much longer.

    • @McCrapweasel
      @McCrapweasel 26 днів тому

      @@donDiago ............... What?

  • @voidhawkslx
    @voidhawkslx 27 днів тому +8

    This is the defense? I guess that means that victims can no longer testify against their assailants anymore?
    "Your honor, can my defendants abused wife really be trusted? Clearly she's out to get him"
    Yea, that's kind of what happens when you commit crimes, the people who suffered for those crimes tell the truth in the hopes that they receive justice. Legal Retribution.

    • @rocketsalad
      @rocketsalad 27 днів тому +1

      It's called "cross-examination of a witness" - I'm sure you've heard the term before, maybe on TV or in a movie, but fun fact, it's a real law thingy! The idea is to poke holes in the given testimony, and ideally catch the person under cross in a lie (or demonstrate the telling of a deliberate "un-truth"), thereby invalidating their entire testimony. This scenario is known as "perjury," and the goal is to induce the deponent into "perjuring" themself. Hope that help ✌

  • @darwin8653
    @darwin8653 26 днів тому +2

    Josh Johnson killing it as usual 🥂

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 27 днів тому +22

    Embarrassed for Virginia! smh

    • @RomanticPhantom0
      @RomanticPhantom0 26 днів тому

      these western-state hicks don't speak for all of us.

  • @crawkn
    @crawkn 27 днів тому +61

    "Keep them busy fighting for little things so they won't notice the big things" is actually the Republican strategy. Guess it works for the other side too.

    • @zufalllx
      @zufalllx 27 днів тому

      It works for every side. Right now it's working for those in power keeping the have nots against the haves.

    • @rshair31
      @rshair31 26 днів тому +1

      Bingo!

  • @seanpatrick1243
    @seanpatrick1243 26 днів тому +4

    It is nice to watch Josh Johnson segments improve as he gains experience.
    Great job!

  • @bitwise2832
    @bitwise2832 26 днів тому +10

    Shame on the Shenandoah School Board.

  • @CatherinePrice-pz6id
    @CatherinePrice-pz6id 27 днів тому +14

    I agree with Cohen's opinion about Dumpy Donnie.

  • @Omni0404
    @Omni0404 27 днів тому +21

    The crowd goes nuts whenever she does her hair flip

  • @pajaf0341
    @pajaf0341 26 днів тому +5

    Josh is getting to me, the more I see him. What a great addition to the team.

  • @gourillla
    @gourillla 27 днів тому +3

    Desi is killing it. Such sharp, wicked humor. I'd be scared to get roasted by her.

  • @redkingrauri3769
    @redkingrauri3769 27 днів тому +13

    Y'know, my elementary school was named after John Brown despite the fact we never learned about him throughout my ENTIRE school career.
    I fear if any parents learned about him they'd demand the name be changed even though he was a hero for civil rights pre civil war. And knowing our idiots in charge they'd want a confederate name for it despite our state not being in the confederacy.

  • @reeveswarren5907
    @reeveswarren5907 27 днів тому +34

    I'm so glad Josh Johnson is on the show. He's a great comedian with the knowledge

  • @user-fo5rq1fo8l
    @user-fo5rq1fo8l 26 днів тому +2

    I love listening to Desi! She’s the best! And why can’t a liar testify against another, bigger liar!

  • @BackwoodsFilms
    @BackwoodsFilms 27 днів тому +4

    Just go ahead and make Desi the permanent Daily Show host already. Nobody does it better.

  • @dps8629
    @dps8629 27 днів тому +10

    Man, that guy puts in work. He is always touring and doing the daily show. It's nuts.

  • @jayneroberts1236
    @jayneroberts1236 27 днів тому +80

    Michael Cohens podcast is actually really funny. He has done great guests on

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 27 днів тому +14

      Plus, as a juror, I wouldn’t view a witness’s resentment of the defendant as discrediting on its face. In fact, in context, tfg ruined his life. Doing what? Breaking the law. If I did time for someone else? I’d be skeeved too. The mere fact Cohen hates him doesn’t *disprove* the facts of the case.

    • @judithbecker564
      @judithbecker564 27 днів тому

      Great interview with Roy Cohn’s cousin on facts about Cohn’s life and activities, mentored Trump to our detriment everlasting

    • @nuschlerclark895
      @nuschlerclark895 27 днів тому +1

      jayneroberts1236….Can you translate that doggerel to English?

    • @rocketsalad
      @rocketsalad 27 днів тому

      ​@@nuschlerclark895 "Michael Cohen, Esq., produces and hosts a podcast, which I personally have found to be enjoyable to listen to as the content of the show is quite humorous and broadly so, such that I believe any listener to the podcast will agree it is funny, both in fact and in deed. Over the course of the series thus far, Mr. Cohen has welcomed an impressive roster of guests to his program, the contributory effect of whose presence have collectively increased the perceived quality of the program overall." ¿Comprende?

    • @AchtungEnglander
      @AchtungEnglander 27 днів тому +1

      I watched 5 minutes and I saw is someone ranting, angry and very selective in their views.
      Nah.

  • @UFOUAPMagnet
    @UFOUAPMagnet 27 днів тому +4

    Desi Lydic is my spirit animal

  • @chenzen1578
    @chenzen1578 26 днів тому +2

    6:55 Desi throwing her hair back and smiling made my day

  • @BATitaniumman
    @BATitaniumman 27 днів тому +30

    Cohen's ad reads are the best! So much enthusiasm and energy, they really make having to listen to an ad read bearable, lol!

  • @tangelacarter6620
    @tangelacarter6620 27 днів тому +51

    I enjoy Cohen's podcast because I agree with his sentiments towards Trump.❤

    • @donDiago
      @donDiago 26 днів тому

      A 14-year-old MMM! Michael has been hanging around the schoolyard again, and this one will return and put him away for much longer.

  • @AmosAmerica
    @AmosAmerica 27 днів тому +2

    "Grown up Cabbage Patch Kid" - Nailed it!

  • @maxruedy951
    @maxruedy951 27 днів тому +10

    Cohen is the guy that came up with the name Donald Von Shitzinpantz for Sleepy Don.

  • @terriwoods8555
    @terriwoods8555 27 днів тому +13

    Lol, loved the "My cousin's hot" school name!

  • @Lumi_xoxo2
    @Lumi_xoxo2 27 днів тому +62

    Stormy Daniels - category 5 .

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 27 днів тому +5

      Pretty sure I can change that with a Sharpie. See... done. No problem.

    • @rocketsalad
      @rocketsalad 27 днів тому

      ​@@andrewstevenson118 ~golf clap~

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 26 днів тому +1

      @@andrewstevenson118 I am sorry, but does that sharpie-written shape of the storm look an awfully lot like a d...?

  • @mgovenmiller
    @mgovenmiller 26 днів тому +1

    Thanks Josh.

  • @potatopirate5557
    @potatopirate5557 27 днів тому +3

    Josh and Desi did a great job here. 👏

  • @teresasavi8821
    @teresasavi8821 27 днів тому +8

    Josh has a tailored suit people, it is ON! Love Josh Joshson 😂. He’s a prolific writer AND the camera loves him.

  • @annelousteau9799
    @annelousteau9799 27 днів тому +22

    Josh Johnson is just fabulous!!! ❤

    • @sleepnomore6065
      @sleepnomore6065 27 днів тому

      Just wondering when he will hit puberty bc his voice is on some next-level prepubescent shyt! 😂

  • @Atmatan_Kabbaher
    @Atmatan_Kabbaher 27 днів тому +5

    We asked for more Desi, and they listened 🥰

    • @The_Hagseed
      @The_Hagseed 27 днів тому

      Uhh... they've all been getting the same rotation....

    • @Atmatan_Kabbaher
      @Atmatan_Kabbaher 26 днів тому

      @@The_Hagseed I don't remember Kosta getting three interviews in a single day 🤔

  • @eddy7236
    @eddy7236 26 днів тому +2

    Honest question - why do they like honouring people who lost a war?

    • @ericar.6370
      @ericar.6370 26 днів тому

      Because WS is strong. Most of the schools and statutes were named as a response to the civil rights movement.

  • @yippieskippy2971
    @yippieskippy2971 27 днів тому +5

    Great writing! Great delivery! Great crowd! Well done! 🖖🌈💚

  • @nickborn2369
    @nickborn2369 27 днів тому +16

    great video, Josh was funny, and we love you Desi

  • @eddie25445
    @eddie25445 27 днів тому +1

    Desi killed it on this one. Bravo!

  • @stewartdavies929
    @stewartdavies929 27 днів тому +6

    6:39 why don’t these people get so riled about the KKK stealing their flag?

    • @jonathanmatthews8862
      @jonathanmatthews8862 27 днів тому

      Fun fact: the “confederate flag” that most people know isn’t the real one. That’s the battle flag that racists co-opted after the war ended. Most people don’t recognize the real flag of the confederacy. That’s also how you know this is a bunch of BS; they don’t care or know about history.

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 26 днів тому

      KKK unified school district

  • @willowrainwinchester3419
    @willowrainwinchester3419 27 днів тому +15

    I love Desi, especially as Host. ❤

  • @donnellmccauley9424
    @donnellmccauley9424 27 днів тому +14

    Cohen pod cast is awesome! D!k-bag Donny was a favorite. 🤩

  • @xKALLx1
    @xKALLx1 27 днів тому +1

    Desi and Josh are great, love their skits, real great back and forth.

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight 27 днів тому +4

    Thank you for a wonderful week of Desi.
    😍😍😍😍

  • @johnhammond9962
    @johnhammond9962 27 днів тому +11

    "Heinrich Himmler High School"

    • @acdcljb
      @acdcljb 27 днів тому +2

      lol yes

  • @SamLanena
    @SamLanena 27 днів тому +20

    Ah, Desi. Such a talent.

  • @QuidamByMoonlight
    @QuidamByMoonlight 27 днів тому +4

    Desi is such a cutie pie! And Josh crushed the end segment. Yeah, if they’re fighting of HS names, they don’t have much going on in life. “It’s just racist enough” is brilliant. 🤣😅

  • @greatboniwanker
    @greatboniwanker 26 днів тому

    _This_ is the *commentary we've all been waiting* for!

  • @beoweasel
    @beoweasel 27 днів тому +18

    @5:53
    It's weird how they're intent on renaming the school after Turner Ashby. Lee, I get (even though he spent little of his time in the state prior to the CIvil War), but Ashby? Ashby wasn't some celebrated commander, he participated in all of FOUR BATTLES during the Civil War, two of which were Confederate Defeats (including one where he potentially outnumbered the Union side SEVEN TO ONE), and of the two victories, the former the Confederates outnumbered the Union by 3 to 1, and in the latter, *he was killed in the battle, potentially by his own side*.

    • @brianbogan3363
      @brianbogan3363 27 днів тому +5

      I live here and that's my old school, what's worse is, in the neighboring County of Rockingham there's a high school named Turner Ashby that got thousands of signatures on a petition back in 2020 to keep the name. All 3 schools were built in the late 50's and named as a response to the Brown v. Board of Education ruling.

    • @rocketsalad
      @rocketsalad 27 днів тому +5

      @@brianbogan3363 yikes. gotta be honest, this makes me deeply sad to hear ;/
      edit: just to be clear, i'm glad you're around, particularly as a voice of reason in a sea of chowderheads. still, oy, i mean, really, just yikes, sorry you have to live around that :c

    • @ericar.6370
      @ericar.6370 26 днів тому

      @@brianbogan3363yikes 😮