Biden’s Executive Action on Border & Trump Hesitates on Declassifying Epstein Files | The Daily Show
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- Опубліковано 4 лип 2024
- Ronny Chieng dives into President Biden’s executive order to close the border ahead of the election, which has both sides of the aisle up in arms. Plus, Trump stammers when asked if he would declassify the Epstein files and X, a.k.a. Twitter, announces it will allow porn. Plus, Desi Lydic joins Ronny to discuss North Korea sending trash balloons to South Korea. #DailyShow #Biden #Trump #Border
00:00 - Ronny Chieng's TDS Welcome
00:29 - Biden Announces Sweeping Executive Order on Border
03:39 - Trump Hesitates on Declassifying Epstein Files
05:46 - X Officially Allows X-Rated Content on Site
07:14 - North Korea Flies Trash Over South Korea
09:05 - Desi Lydic Weighs in on the Trash Flying into S. Korea
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Love the role reversal of having Desi as senior Asian correspondent. 😁
Well, she *is* the oldest Asian on the show
Well, I mean, her name _is_ a term for a subgroup of Asian people.
She did a great job!
And showing great commitment to the battle; sounded like she was going to fill that diaper herself. 😆
is him being Asian important?
The one thing I learned in high school econ. We tighten the border in an election years and then freak out about workers shortage right after.
You must have had an excellent teacher.
Same with housing/rental crises then complain property values and rental income are stagnant
I will have a hard time not laughing about the worker shortage, if there really is one.
Economy is about to crash, have to tighten the borders so Americans have jobs. Just line up the economy graphs with the volume of immigrants allowed into the country you'll see the pattern under every single president!!
@@77Creation
No it won't.
You've got to protest and come together as a community for that.
he's definitely in that file 😂😂😂 100% believe he's in that file
fascinating that he takes for granted the files on JFK etc will be 100% true and accurate but then suddenly with the Epstein file he's so worried about government bias...
He is. At least one teen girl mentioned mar a largo in those files.
of course that sleazebag is in that file
I bet that MAGA will claim that Hunter Biden is in the file.
@@MadDragon75 an 18 year old is a teen girl
The Ticketmaster solution was spot-on! 😂😂😂
Dang Ronny, that “just ask the Native Americans” line made me choke on my drink 😂
My poor eyesight and lack of attention definitely made me misread "drink"... I got the D, I, and K...
Pure gold
Nope. It's the most played out cliche in the immigration debate. Absolutely NOTHING original about bringing up native Americans when taking about immigration.
Right, we forget that we are immigrants.
I was wondering where the comments about that joke were, absolutely hilarious
I really like this latest format of the show. Jon on Mondays and the correspondents rotating the rest of the week is perfect. Hope they keep it this way.
I agree.
Kinda prevents burnout, and the pressure of doing show 5 days a week for many years. Can't be easy.
Thanks to all of you. Thanks to Jon for coming back!
"Just ask Native Americans" 🎯
💯 💯 💯
Saw what you did there with an arrow emoji 😉
Cope harder fool!
Ronny is the best!
That suit too🎉
Noah was better.
@@-oiiio-3993say sike rn
@@Kuckerkarlson
What?
if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump.
Trump is basically a manifestation of the Seven Deadly Sins at this point 💀
Don't be rude to Frankenstein's Monster. It was far more intelligible than Drumph.
Well said
@@stax6092
And not as evil as a trump
Bro just unlocked the villian origin saga
SINCE WHEN was tRUMP afraid of ruining someone's REPUTATION??? 100% SUSPECT IMO
When it's his own.
He is clearly implicated in the files worse than just being in the flight logs.
@@IMayOrMayNotBeNoelGI’ll😢 my 😊heart
@@ethanweeter2732 Trump was friends with Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein was just an acquantaince through her. He banned Jeffrey from Mar a logo and denounced him way back before the conviction before every one else did, but Maxwell remained a member. Trump seems to be protective of her, when she was exposed he just wished her well.
Fanni is falling on her fannies. Sound fun. Denmark
Why did they destroy the 6 jan tapes. Is it hillery again. the master of deleting . Hunter should have given her his laptop .
If she can delete 30 000 email . Get away with bengazi And spy7ng on trump . Cant she just wrote in trumps name next to her. On the epstein flight list?
since I don’t watch Fox, I didn’t know Trump was asked about Epstein file. “Less likely to declassify” lol
I expect Biden to declassify the files.
😂Less so
With how bad he’s been hit about the “Lock her up!” Statements that he claims to have never said (but said so hundreds of times on national TV), he realized that most of what he says now will have to be backed up in court sooner or later.
If Trump is in power, not a single person on Epstein’s list will be prosecuted for the damage they have caused. Unless that would provide a benefit to Trump, his beneficiaries, or friends.
And they thought they were throwing him a softball, since his rhetoric has been the Epstein Clinton connection 😂
They edited this part of the interview out when they initially posted it. These came out a couple days later cuz everyone made fun of them over editing it
Ticketmaster in charge of the border is the greatest idea hahahahhaha
I'm surprised Trumpers haven't developed chronic neck pain from how hard they look the other way on the Trump-Epstein connection.
I’m sure there’s a lot that surprises you. Exactly who ties your shoes for you every morning? And the Clinton-Epstein connection is 10 times stronger brainiac💯🤡
Clinton did visit the island you know
F J B
@@greathey1234 Yes and as of yet I have not seen anyone defending him
@@greathey1234 yes. Everyone knows because that's the first thing Republicans say after someone mentions Trump's friendship with Epstein. Then the left says "investigate Clinton too." Reps are nothing but a bunch of Pedos(and bill Clinton)
Just ask the Native Americans!
💯
It's not even X anymore. My email notifications used to say "X formerly Twitter" but they gave up and now it just says "Twitter" because everybody calls them Tweets and It's Twitter! Elon likes blackboard bold, sure
I guess if Twitter has Tweets then X has eXcretes.
He's literally started another X company too called Xai. He's like a 12 year old obsessed with the letter x.
If you use twitter you are apart of the worlds problem
Trump and Epstein ... Doesn't come up much, but a lot happened there concerning those two together.
They have done whatever they could to suppress this.
@@bcordoneEven Jon and the Daily Show ignore it, makes me think the media covered for Epstein.
@@ethanweeter2732John Stewart? He just came back to the show, I don't think he was in the show during the Epstein scandal.
Texas got sued by Dems because they closed their borders and you say Republicans aren’t doing anything?? 😂😂😂 absolute bs
Just like Biden showering with his daughter so.....
I love how we still can't just say 'X' without mentioning Twitter haha
I don’t have an X account…never had a twitter. Question: What is it called when you make a tweet now?
@@publicuser2534 X-creet.
Even twitter can't given the URLs often still say twitter.
TSMFKAT The Social Media Site Formerly Know As Twitter
Most people hate "X" because they had bad experiences with it in High School math classes.
@@publicuser2534 xeet, with the x pronounced "sh" and eet pronounced "it". People on that platform are xeetting all over the place.
I raised both my kids single mom, always brought them shopping with me and always returned my cart. I never used them as an excuse to be privileged, thoughtless and lazy.
"If trash is weapons I'm basically Ratheon"
🤣🤣🤣
My friendly local garbage collector: “Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds! So you better recycle as much as possible!”
@@abrakkehakka1357 🤣👏🔥
weaponized trash is basically fallout 76 in a nutshell
"Lock her up!" Uno reverse card.
Lolo who that Trump's alter ego yes lock her up also
And then he said he never said that. 🤦🏼♀️
@@Acidfunkish
Trump has dementia.
It feels exactly that way.
Release the full epstien files!
Yes! I am tired of fighting with one of my best friends about whether Billy C. is a pervert!
It's funny how they're asking Trump about the files but not President Biden who they always support.
@@onesong2001 "They", asking Trump, were Fox. I'm all for them asking Biden, but they definitely don't support him.
Elon should add two more X to the name now 😊
trump is in the top of the epstein list.
Many people are telling me trump owned 51% of the island
ua-cam.com/video/wDDb7KSpmJU/v-deo.htmlsi=NiL8JfUGxTZ7NrWl
@@tobagotom while I don't generally go off heasay, Trump has been known to dabble in real estate.
It checks out.
@@CollinGerberdingEverybody is saying it. People come up to me all the time, with tears in their eyes saying it
What about Bill? Lol gonna conveniently omit that not so fun fact
😂 Could he be more transparent? He is definitely implicated in the Epstein files
Absolutely, but the question is would his dim asf supporters catch that, and if they did would they actually care?
Time and time again I've seen Trump supporters forced to realise that they are supporting someone who does things that they only just claimed were dealbreakers seconds ago, and once they realise they say they don't care when it's Trump.
Best case scenario it gets a few more of the fringe republicans and right leaning independents.
Bill Barr visited Epstein in jail 3 days before he supposedly "hung" himself. Kinda suspicious -- maybe a guard killed him.
Bigly!
Emphasis on 🐝!! (RIP Mathew)
Or protecting implicated friends.
And the Epstein' files? Auhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ask BARR!
i'm still trying to figure out which cities were burned down like they always claim
You know, the one the reporter said, "mostly peaceful protests" with the city on fire behind him in the picture ! 🤦🤦🤦
America is far, far, far, far, far, far from the best country.
Then please go to the "best". I'll pay for your ticket there.
@@WayofYahushua No, no, no. That's only how immigration works in America. Everywhere else it's a crime and a return ticket to country of origin.
Also, America is ranked as fifth best.
@@WayofYahushua Yea, right. 😂
You obviously have not traveled abroad, I have and America is by far the best out there.
@@tamparocks way to be wrong.
Plot twist: Trump was the one giving massages to Epstein.
Those little hands would be perfect for that!😂
🤮🤮🤮🤮
I have little doubts that 45 would've stroked Epstein if it meant Epstein would've stroked 45's ego enough.
Lies! Trump would never give someone else pleasure.
I will need counseling after that mental picture.
I love Ronnie and Desi!
Ronny is hilarious and i miss Roy.
Me too.
@@peggysmyth6110 lol
Where's Roy? 🙄
@@sonandsanford4963 I don't know what he's up to now, I just know he left TDS.
@@DOJAx707 Thanks
Yes. Ronnnnnniiiieeeee
I'll be honest, I like a foreigner breaking news to us because we hear things we wouldn't normally. Miss you Trevor.
I know you meant well but they’re not “foreigners”. They’re Americans with different nationalities.
@@LyonsM maybe they meant Trevor Noah.
@@LyonsM Well... Honestly, "foreigner" does seem like an archaic term these days, but in multiple senses, it does apply. He is Malaysian-- he is literally "from a foreign place"-- and, so far as I can tell, he doesn't have American citizenship. It might not be 'politically correct terminology,' but their point was clearly well-intentioned and, moreover, correct: he provides viewers with a different perspective, which empowers viewers to reflect on what and how they think.
It's the actual embodiment of diversity, far from the boogieman right-wing halfwits whine about.
@@LyonsM ok?
Foreigner; (noun) a person born in or coming from a country other than one's own.
I clearly didn't mean it as an insult, or like MAGA would, so can I reclaim the original meaning of the word or do I have to suffer with how Xitter broke the English language for the rest of my days? I hope when Trump is gone we can bring back actual meanings of words, but if you don't agree I'd like to know why?
@@SinkrSwimdictionary doesn’t mean 💩 in the age of the internet and people crying on it
He looks guilty saying that
He IS!!!
That joke about how nobody would notice if they sent more trash in new york was perfect
Having lived with bed bugs, I could NEVER consider them roommates or ANYTHING positive 😬😂😠
Yep. That's the joke.
I love to see Ronny Chieng as host.
Love this show ❤️ 😂😂😂😂
He actually had a chance to declassify the JFK files ...and passed.
Love this team work
My biggest question is "How many computers does the average North Korean have to watch those flash drives?"
Ronnie for President
Ronnie is cooler and even more awesome than ever!
If only America could export Trump via balloon. Unfortunately, there's not a balloon in existence that would get him off the ground.
I dunno, if we inflated it with his ego and the delusions of his supporters, it would probably be able to lift the moon. Which doesn't exist or whatever.
Are you an adult 🤔
Challenge accepted
He's so full of hot air, I'm surprised he manages to stay on the ground.
Ronny!! Absolutely hilarious 😂
3800 border crossings per day! That's ridiculous.
American business has spent 100 years undermining low wage workers by hiring them. As long as farmers food processors construction firms cleaning companies ect. Face zero consequences for hiring illegal immigrants the flow will continue.
@@geelangfordo3272
I agree, the people who knowingle hire them should face consequences.
But there are other thing we could do to halt the flow.
"Dont walk, run" went into them
@@Stuff857 The government spends endless billions hires more and more border guards and it ain't making a huge difference because the draw is so strong. Mr. Anti immigration himself Trump spent decades employing illegal immigrants in his properties and construction sites. Everybody seems to forget that as they chant build the wall and shut down the border. The real solution is jailing people who hire them. One business owner punished for doing it prevents dozens to hundreds of immigrants from coming over. It's an infinitely more efficient way
"Isn't this bad for the environment?".... she's hilarious!
Ronnie's humor was extra dark this segment, and had me rolling
Maybe we should solve why they need to come here in the first place
I was at Ronny Chieng's comedy show in Paris last weekend, it was awesome! I think he wore the same suit... Unless he always wears the same suit? 😂
I will see him this month and I can’t wait. Wonder if it will be the same suit?
There are a bunch of states that have laws that should ban Twitter as it is now. They don't require ID based age verification for all users, so it's illegal for them to operate in Texas, Virginia, Utah, Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, and North Carolina.
I wonder how many people at X are currently slamming their head into their desk because they told him 20 times this was a bad idea..
Plus a few nations. I think France among a few others. Although Musk has done everything he can to make sure X will have to leave (have offices and servers in) the EU market by violating all kind of social media and labour laws. (He’s also working frenetically to force Tesla to leave the largest EV per capita market inside Europe/the World.)
I live in Arkansas, and even though they passed that law, they aren't enforcing it AT ALL. It sure seems like they were just posturing for their evangelicals.
@@derkeheath5172 definitely being upheld in Texas. Our AG has been bragging about suing a bunch of sites. 😒
But I'm sure Elon will get a pass in exchange for a small donation to the cause. 🫠
Not one but TWO giant white balloons for Desi's bit. TDS truly spares no expense for us!
Make Ronnie the PERMANENT HOST!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's GREAT!
The current rotations allows the team to work together and play to each of their strengths.
Well done!!!!
Ronny's da man. His delivery and attitude is perfect.
Now we know why he called it "X"
Ha: South Korea sending things to show North Koreans what they are like, and the government of North Korea sending things to South Korea to show what they are like. North Korea is a very self-aware society, so it makes sense they would send garbage.
Great job Ronny 😂
There is NOTHING POTUS can do without massive criticism.
Exactly ❤ dam if he does dam if he doesn’t
we are the majority and we support Democracy
Vote 🔵☮️
@@Andr50nBiden has done a lot at the border that people ignore.
@@ethanweeter2732
Yeah, like stop construction of the wall day 1, bring back catch and release, repeal the remain in Mexico policy, stop texas and arizona from building their oen wall and so much more!
@@ethanweeter2732dont walk run,
The border is broken an explainer
LoL @ ticketmaster. Facts, they won't get in with ticketmaster at the gate
Twitter is a dead app but get your bag homies
Did you mean 𝕏?
@cdvideodump I'm sorry did I hurt your feelings?
X =0lon 0@@cdvideodump
lol your name.
Elon is just a tool
It makes sense, he doesn't much care about what's going on in Gaza much less on the border. Kids are the ones that will suffer the most but why would they care as long as this gives them political clout and power.
Love Ronny
That was the same interview that i saw every late night show replay the "i didn't say lock her up" part". I hope they bring the Epstein part up too because thats suspicious they all ignored this part.
2500 a day for year still a million ridiculous from a ridiculous joke of a president
Trump walked RIGHT into Epstein question, panicked, then backed out the same way a cat freaks out while playing in a plastic bag and realizes it doesn't know which way is out.
This is so entertaining and educational! Love this fam. 🩵🩷🤍
Ronnie has the best suits.
Sorry, I think Jimmy Kimmel's (by Hugo Boss) are Fantabulous 😁
1:50 no better place than america... Best countries to live in 2024 Canada (4), Latvia (22), USA (23)
I find myself missing Desi when she's not on. I mean, dudes are cool and all, but...
i miss Roy Wood Jr. 😭
@@Echo81Rumple83 Yes, Roy ❤
@@Echo81Rumple83 blame the new yorker and their hit piece on Hasan
South Korea is actually really clean. Stayed there on 3 different occasions on lay-over to Shanghai. And South Korea loves their baseball. In my hotel room TV, there were 4 different stations/channels that had nothing but baseball games on.
Isn’t Shanghai in China?
@@kelly2fly Yes.
2:50
Me: **hysterically laughing**
Trevor Noah: Ronny, you son of a-.....
This is your best episode so far Ronny👏🏾
Everything Ronny said hit
Desi Lydic's segment needed a "You Can't Do That on Television" moment!
Why are people still on Twitter? Ive never used it, never needed it, and the more i learn about how much of a garbage fire it is, why!?
For the people I know on twitter… they use it for what musk wants them to use it for: Hatespeech and rassism.
Thats the way most peoplee have it with cnn and mnsbc 🤣🤣danmark
Ronny Chieng, one of the best. Keep up the great work.
They only go the USA because Australia is too hard to get to.
Our entire border is a beach 💁
Sure sure, the disturbing wildlife has nothing to do with it 🤣🤣
Seriously tho Europe is still a vastly better option for many.
@@ray.shoesmith Beach near a river isn't as secure as beach surrounded by ocean..
And your people are weird and act very cultish ...
That's what the aborigeneese used to say
Who said the trash joke first Jimmy Kimmel or Ronnie Cheng ? They both said "if you drop trash into NY/ LA no one would notice"
it's pretty obvious/predictable; no plagiarism/no foul
That's called "common knowledge".
You couldn't pay me to live in America.
He didn't say hard "yes" to those files, he said "yuh..." I'm sure he thinks that's a loophole answer. Plus he wasn't under oath, so.
He will not declassify because it would criminally expose him and buddies of his.
@@ethanweeter2732 You and I know that, but he said "yuh..." not "yes". Giving the illusion of yes, but in a way that he can retract that; it's like saying mmm-hmm. You think they said yes, but in court, mmm-hmm doesn't mean anything. My point is, that's prob why he said yuh... Ronnie says he said "yes" but he didn't. We both know he's lying, but "yuh" is not legally binding, he can say he never answered the question because he was choking on a fly, or something and making yuh-noises.
Trump today: "Sure, I would declassify those"
Trump tomorrow: "I never said I would declassify those"
Musk is still pondering changing the name to Triple-X.
Ronnie and Desi are awesome together, they never fail to make me laugh. Keep up the great work. Thanks for the laughs. Just saying
That suit jacket is rather dapper and unique. I dig it.
The southern land border isn't the illegal immigration entry-point border-crossing problem hotspot.
It's the USA international airports, and people with holiday/tourist/student/aupair visas from Europe, Asia, and Australia, that are the biggest illegal immigration entry point problem locations.
Those are probably much higher numbers than refugees & asylum-seekers.
I really love the change up!
Ronnie!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ronny is so great!
I didn't think they could afford cigarettes in N. Korea.
🇰🇵🚀🇺🇲
Another site Mike Johnson has to worry about watching
Ronnie Chang next host, let's GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TV Host: "This is what life is like outside NK. And they reply: this is trash to us."
Or maybe, just maybe, they actually reply with: this is how life is inside NK.
South Korea send examples of modern prosperity the north send back the best examples it can find.
"examples of modern prosperity" = anti-Kim Yung Un/North Korean governement FLYER-CARRYING BALLOONS ??? 🎈🤔
Anti-Kim Jung Un FLYERS ???
Call someplace paradise, kiss it goodbye.
The illusion of America actually being a great place to live…
X be bankrupt soon anyway as well as tesla
Twitter has never made a profit.
So really the difference between what they are doing now and bankruptcy is just semantics.
So what the people smugglers are hearing is first 2,500 caught a day will get processed so they can increase their charges.
They less likely to take the risk in that case. Biden just wanted to propose a long term bill, yet that would also hurt the republicans long term as they really don’t have anything else to run on
@@jacobbell1934
Not true.
People who are fleeing a country. Will not be deterred because of prison or being sent back. They are usually desperate and fleeing life threatening situations.
@@jacobbell1934Biden is calling their bluff and using EO to get it done even though he likely will be blocked by SCOTUS or some Liberal judges even.
biden is a bigot, the boomers have more in common with each other than any other generation.
@@jacobbell1934 there's alot of hypocrisy from both parties on the issue
Hilarious!!! Thank you. 😊
Ty 😊
So either the gop has to sue to open the border or the cannot run on border security?
Nah, they'll just lie and say it's still open - and their dumb asf, utterly incurious voters won't actually check to make sure that they are telling the truth.
These are people that voted for privatised power grids in Texas, saw the consequences during that blizzard and STILL voted for the GOP in the next election.
There is no saving most of them.
Exactly, Biden is tying them into a pretzel.
Both parties are hypocrites
A double loaded diaper is something that Donald Trump has.
"Big massive dumps!"
funny you should say that because today I saw a video of uncle joe pooping his pants with president macaroon.
On point Ask Native Americans!❤