Re-editing Kill Bill - Cinemassacre

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  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  4 роки тому +231

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    • @joenation5824
      @joenation5824 4 роки тому +3

      RIIIIIIDGE WWAALLETTSS!!🤣

    • @willyjf6193
      @willyjf6193 4 роки тому +5

      I ALWAYS LOSE MINE CUZ ITS SO SLEEK AND SMALL!

    • @mar_katje
      @mar_katje 4 роки тому +1

      Nice wallets

    • @facubrizuela
      @facubrizuela 4 роки тому +4

      This has got to be your best video yet Rolfe. Any chance we can somehow get ahold of it or get more in depth instructions to mske our own??? Cheers. NB

    • @fitnessabcvideo
      @fitnessabcvideo 4 роки тому +4

      Shhhhh, send me a link to this edit.

  • @mondomondo1526
    @mondomondo1526 4 роки тому +2948

    It sure would be a shame if “someone” “accidentally” leaked this cut somewhere

    • @prnxcarter8800
      @prnxcarter8800 4 роки тому +360

      I know right, I hope it doesn't fall into the "wrong" hands and get's "posted" somewhere.

    • @cimmeriabastardsword
      @cimmeriabastardsword 4 роки тому +59

      Oh my that would blow my Mind!

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 4 роки тому +143

      @@prnxcarter8800 Definitely don't wanna see it pop up on some site related to Original Trilogies

    • @Bocktai5
      @Bocktai5 4 роки тому +95

      I would certainly hate to find a copy of this cut.

    • @videochanneld841
      @videochanneld841 4 роки тому +76

      It sure would be a “real” shame

  • @Paintbait
    @Paintbait 4 роки тому +1436

    James Rolf can't give us his edit.
    Rames Jolf CAN

  • @thestrangegod3173
    @thestrangegod3173 4 роки тому +1208

    This should be a new series, how you would personally edit movies your way

    • @praisethesun5758
      @praisethesun5758 4 роки тому +40

      Would be interesting if he did this with the Hobbit trilogy

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 4 роки тому +20

      @@praisethesun5758 There's already a "Tolkien Cut"

    • @OrbitalShell
      @OrbitalShell 4 роки тому +19

      @@HOTD108_ I downvoted you and I want you to know it.

    • @atari2600b
      @atari2600b 4 роки тому

      He just mad I keep trolling him on the email about my nerd Snyder Cut

    • @YoungRhide
      @YoungRhide 4 роки тому +8

      His review of Godzilla 2014 also had something like this and I've wanted more ever since

  • @aidanklobuchar1798
    @aidanklobuchar1798 4 роки тому +153

    The only thing I would do is extend it to ~2.5 hours (no harm there in my opinion) so that we can keep more of the Blue Leaves fight and, most importantly, the Superman speech. I think that scene is too integral to Bill's character.

    • @haroldburringtom1908
      @haroldburringtom1908 3 роки тому +8

      Yes! Yes yes yes! All I could think of after this vid was the Superman speech.

    • @bipolargods509
      @bipolargods509 Рік тому +3

      Agreed. Totally extend it out to 2 and a half.

  • @churchether
    @churchether 4 роки тому +417

    Tarantino is watching this, screaming at the screen. "NO NO NO! You don't get it NERD"

    • @burnsmybritches5857
      @burnsmybritches5857 4 роки тому +65

      Not enough feet shots for Tarantino

    • @XeonX5460
      @XeonX5460 3 роки тому +6

      He's screaming this while waving his hands all over the place.

  • @SofaCitySweetheart
    @SofaCitySweetheart 4 роки тому +509

    James: I'd love to show my edit, but I can't
    Everyone: We'll be waiting

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 4 роки тому +18

      So we're agreed then? We're all gonna go on a Fanboys style adventure to break into James' house and steal a copy of the edit!

    • @ryanh3931
      @ryanh3931 4 роки тому +19

      Release the Nerd cut!

    • @SofaCitySweetheart
      @SofaCitySweetheart 4 роки тому +6

      @@toqkaizogou1636 AGREED. It'll be almost like that movie The Goonies, but way sadder because we're grown men.

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 4 роки тому +7

      @@SofaCitySweetheart Now now that isn't exactly true...
      There'll be sad grown women too.

    • @SofaCitySweetheart
      @SofaCitySweetheart 4 роки тому +1

      @@toqkaizogou1636 Let's hope so 🤞

  • @dinzo22
    @dinzo22 4 роки тому +359

    I really enjoyed this episode, James. The Re-editing movies would be a great little series. Cheers mate!

    • @Nico42ke
      @Nico42ke 4 роки тому +4

      True, seems like a lot of work went into this though. Not a weekly segment candidate :D

    • @jamiee7367
      @jamiee7367 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @Lestialdemon
      @Lestialdemon 4 роки тому +1

      Definitely agree, and given the time that went into it, it should be a monthly feature.

    • @sikisikiamimis
      @sikisikiamimis 4 роки тому +3

      He should do Blade Runner next, I might get hated for this but the slow-burning pacing killed me

  • @patrickoehlke9984
    @patrickoehlke9984 4 роки тому +681

    Here's a "re-editing" for the movie CATS: You "accidentally" press delete on the entire film and just never speak of it again!

    • @dervishdoilus
      @dervishdoilus 4 роки тому +24

      speak of what again?

    • @mattb9664
      @mattb9664 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @nicklasveva
      @nicklasveva 4 роки тому +4

      I would've watched it if they kept the buttholes.

    • @demonexmachina2101
      @demonexmachina2101 4 роки тому +5

      Same goes for Cuties

    • @tappy8741
      @tappy8741 4 роки тому +10

      Deepfake the cats movie to replace every cat with the original sonic CGI.

  • @Chucknorrisatemybaby
    @Chucknorrisatemybaby 4 роки тому +350

    The only issue with this entire idea is that the strength of Bill in Vol 1 is that he is almost a myth, a boogeyman who is only shown as such. He isn’t even seen in full; there’s only a villainous shot of his body at the end. His reveal in the opening of Vol 2, which is almost sympathetic and comes in stark contrast to who he is portrayed as in Vol 1, is so incredibly powerful and changes the entire landscape of what we knew of Bill up until that point.

    • @stedyedy23
      @stedyedy23 3 роки тому +18

      I also agree, his cut turns it more into a grindhouse type movie

    • @lolforlife2487
      @lolforlife2487 3 роки тому +7

      @@stedyedy23 which I don't mind because tarantino loves those kinds of movies

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly, there was a whole point to it.

  • @stevenellis6515
    @stevenellis6515 4 роки тому +84

    you're a very brave man messing with
    Tarantinos stuff.

  • @pedrovieira8602
    @pedrovieira8602 4 роки тому +83

    "Check out this transition"
    *punches the wall*
    *youtube ad starts*
    very interesting transition indeed

  • @davicourage1809
    @davicourage1809 4 роки тому +285

    "That Woman deserve her revenge and We deserve to die" the best scene ever.

    • @user-qn6bw8dk4o
      @user-qn6bw8dk4o 4 роки тому +6

      We'll.... just see

    • @tylerloshaw6855
      @tylerloshaw6855 4 роки тому +22

      Michael Madsen is low key an awesome actor. He's always cast in weird roles or second bit I feel like.

    • @Eastsid3
      @Eastsid3 4 роки тому +4

      He was my favorite of the assassin even though they were all cool.

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 4 роки тому +11

      It shows how Buck has more layers to him than people would believe. Like, you can see how he used to be an awesome assassin with insight and wisdom, but for whatever reason, he slipped up and became a deadbeat.

    • @gozinta82
      @gozinta82 4 роки тому +2

      @@tylerloshaw6855 Great villain in that western movie with Juliette Lewis about the mountain of gold. Forgot the name but I have it on DVD.

  • @Anime-Doom
    @Anime-Doom 4 роки тому +155

    I give it 3 days tops before someone makes a version of this edit and it gets "leaked" somewhere online.

    • @mrsmith7936
      @mrsmith7936 4 роки тому +8

      two days, you know what their like

    • @christiancastillo3266
      @christiancastillo3266 4 роки тому +14

      I almost feel like that was his intention since he was giving specific "instructions" .

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 4 роки тому +4

      @@christiancastillo3266 I definitely do not believe that this video is a cover so he can release his own edit himself then claim that somebody else just did it after watching this video. That would totally be absurd.

    • @christiancastillo3266
      @christiancastillo3266 4 роки тому

      @@toqkaizogou1636 How would it be absurd? He said he can't and he's too big a name for himself to release something like that. It's not absurd at all.

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 4 роки тому +2

      @@christiancastillo3266 wooosh

  • @Pusfilth
    @Pusfilth 4 роки тому +373

    ONE MISTAKE - Bang Bang should be the song for the opening title after the shooting!!!

    • @Jonnyflingspoo
      @Jonnyflingspoo 4 роки тому +35

      1000% agree!!!

    • @SihirbazTsar55
      @SihirbazTsar55 4 роки тому +22

      Bang Bang would fit better in the scene where the Bride is buried and tries to escape

    • @TheRimmerExperience
      @TheRimmerExperience 4 роки тому +8

      I think at the end just when bill falls dead would be great

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 4 роки тому +2

      Sihirbaz_Khan_55 I don’t think the scene needs music it’s already hectic

    • @TheRimmerExperience
      @TheRimmerExperience 4 роки тому +11

      @@Pusfilth i agree its a pretty stressful scene and the song is really serene, i think they'd be at cross purposes. I would say it should be at the title card when shes shot and at the end when bill dies because it has meaning for both scenes, revenge kicked off the entire movie and revenge is what finishes it, its poetic

  • @sidviscus
    @sidviscus 4 роки тому +109

    I mostly agree with these edits, except the one with the music track "Battle Without Honor" playing right after the wedding massacre. It removes the tragic aspect from the scene, which lessens the whole value of Beatrix's revenge. The massacre needs to feel tragic. If it feels fun or energetic, which that music track does to the scene, we wouldn't feel for the character and then not care as much about her revenge. That music track should only be used when she's actually on her way to do the revenge.

    • @JakeAsUsual
      @JakeAsUsual 4 роки тому +27

      I thought the same thing. The bang bang song after the massacre would of been perfect

    • @sidviscus
      @sidviscus 4 роки тому +13

      @@JakeAsUsual It's almost like the bang bang song was made specifically for that scene, it's too perfect.

    • @Lukegi88
      @Lukegi88 4 роки тому +15

      You're all wrong. Bang Bang makes sense in the context of the original movies, however this cut is aimed at getting to the point. This choice lets you know that the tone is 'badass revenge movie' which this song/theme is perfectly suited to. Gedoutahere!!!!

  • @JakeMcaulay
    @JakeMcaulay 4 роки тому +372

    James could be talking about his favourite house paints and I would still be interested

    • @kellyannpatin3298
      @kellyannpatin3298 4 роки тому +30

      I'm still waiting for him to continue his analysis of the styrofoam that the LJN console came in

    • @Paintbait
      @Paintbait 4 роки тому +11

      James: Let me tell you what I think about Sherwin Williams' Promar 200 Zero VOC paint. I really think the flat sheen is the best for most areas of your home, whereas, a semi-gloss is really best applied in wet areas like your bathroom.....

    • @wrekk
      @wrekk 4 роки тому +3

      A M E N

    • @PhillT1988
      @PhillT1988 4 роки тому +1

      I thought you said house pants for a second lol

    • @Paintbait
      @Paintbait 4 роки тому

      @John Dough Promar 200 is line, and can be tinted to suit your preferences. Ultrawhite base Promar 200, untinted by other shades, is a perfectly acceptable application. Your walls will be very white and perfectly suit your needs. Now lets watch it dry :D

  • @NataliaGrycka
    @NataliaGrycka 4 роки тому +115

    I wish this re-edit could be released, I'd love to watch it. The way James talks about his editing makes this movie sound like a totally new and exciting experience.

    • @cimmeriabastardsword
      @cimmeriabastardsword 4 роки тому

      James Seidler no, he said it

    • @cimmeriabastardsword
      @cimmeriabastardsword 4 роки тому +4

      I’d pay to see this re-edit!

    • @NataliaGrycka
      @NataliaGrycka 4 роки тому +1

      @@cimmeriabastardsword Me too.

    • @DerekMoore82
      @DerekMoore82 4 роки тому +4

      He could release it if he wanted to, it's not a crime so long as he doesn't charge money for it. Heck, Adywan and Harmy literally accept donations on their sites for their fan edits of Star Wars, and they don't hide their identity, and they never got in any trouble at all.

    • @AAWinnerMichaelCaine
      @AAWinnerMichaelCaine 4 роки тому +3

      The IFDB catalogs fanedits and is a great resource for finding the best. I really enjoyed BvS: No Justice and Maple Films condensed edit of The Hobbit trilogy (all three movies trimmed into one to follow exactly what the book covered).

  • @einherjar8147
    @einherjar8147 4 роки тому +378

    "Check out this transition."
    > Ad plays
    Well...

    • @twicgaming4560
      @twicgaming4560 4 роки тому +18

      im glad i wasn't the only one to suffer that lol

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 4 роки тому +2

      @@twicgaming4560 Same

    • @gamingjay141
      @gamingjay141 4 роки тому +3

      same lol

    • @Trademarc1977
      @Trademarc1977 4 роки тому +14

      I was very impressed when it transitioned from The Bride punching the wall to dancing tubes of toothpaste.

    • @TheVODfathers
      @TheVODfathers 4 роки тому +9

      Ah the joys of youtube premium lol

  • @MVahag
    @MVahag 4 роки тому +150

    I actually always thought the contrast between Volume 1's craziness and Volume 2's calmness was something well intended. It shows how bloodthirsty the Bride started and how sympathetic she became. Bill is literally the only person she kills in Volume 2. Tarantino tricked us into going in for the action and staying for something even better.

    • @seanpazdera6407
      @seanpazdera6407 3 роки тому +2

      She left Elle for dead though

    • @johnnyd3158
      @johnnyd3158 2 роки тому +11

      Kiddo was never sympathetic to being with.

    • @catherinetheegreat8742
      @catherinetheegreat8742 2 роки тому +4

      @@johnnyd3158 in her own words, it was compassion that she lackef

  • @scottmichaelhedge5055
    @scottmichaelhedge5055 4 роки тому +97

    "I don't mean to pat myself on the back, because it involves bending your arm in a weird way."
    -J. Rolfe

    • @MasamuneNoirFilms
      @MasamuneNoirFilms 3 роки тому +2

      That transition is pretty awesome though, not gonna lie

  • @duderancher13
    @duderancher13 4 роки тому +212

    Tarantino should re-edit the AVGN movie

    • @TakumiJoyconBoyz
      @TakumiJoyconBoyz 4 роки тому +24

      Then it's a fair trade and they can both release their versions!

    • @YoChristopha
      @YoChristopha 4 роки тому +11

      Edgar Wright would make an amazing AVGN movie.

    • @toqkaizogou1636
      @toqkaizogou1636 4 роки тому +6

      It'd be fun to see Tarantino re-edit existing movies after his final film.

    • @Karifi
      @Karifi 4 роки тому +11

      Not even Tarantino can save that movie

    • @Peccath
      @Peccath 4 роки тому +3

      Samuel L. Jackson as the AVGN

  • @waywardlaser
    @waywardlaser 4 роки тому +141

    Bold of James to cut down TWO Tarantino movies into just two hours.

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 4 роки тому +11

      Well if anyone can do it I would compare James to Tarantino but of UA-cam

    • @poopy_fingers3324
      @poopy_fingers3324 4 роки тому +7

      Emperor Norton Winks what? James makes cool YT videos, but his AVGN is WAY past it’s prime and his AVGN movie was unwatchable. He should just stick with these types of videos.

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 4 роки тому +6

      @@poopy_fingers3324 people said that about Tarantino's flicks before they were released but I would say James is doing it with a Troma budget even some of his crappier reviews or evaluations are still enjoyable and don't feel absurd even if he trails off quite a bit

    • @irishgotee
      @irishgotee 4 роки тому +1

      Lesser men would have been killed.

    • @Rundvelt
      @Rundvelt 4 роки тому +1

      To be fair, there was A LOT of mindless fluff in there that went to build the world. Except that the world mythology isn't anywhere near as interesting as the main story.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 роки тому +157

    "I'm Buck; and I'm cut out of the movie and out of luck."

  • @Nekusa
    @Nekusa 4 роки тому +43

    DUUUUUUUUDE THAT TRANSITION COMING DOWN TO THE PART WITH OREN IS DOOOOOPE

  • @MCPOSJ117films
    @MCPOSJ117films 4 роки тому +257

    Sure would be a shame if this edit were found on the street in a USB dead drop somewhere in Philly...

  • @farbeyondfading8697
    @farbeyondfading8697 4 роки тому +236

    I literally got goosebumps during the ending scene right before James said he did! Very entertaining video. Hope this becomes a series 👍

    •  4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @RukasuHikari
      @RukasuHikari 4 роки тому +2

      Same bro

    • @fuzzypockets
      @fuzzypockets 4 роки тому +2

      Same! The music. I almost cried. Man this would be fantastic.

    • @BrazilAdventure
      @BrazilAdventure 4 роки тому +1

      Given the unimaginable hours this would have taken to create, I doubt it'll be a series.

    • @trainwreck2k2
      @trainwreck2k2 4 роки тому

      I remember that moment in the theatre like it was yesterday.

  • @donatofina863
    @donatofina863 4 роки тому +62

    The final edit with vernita's daughter is just chills, it's literally perfect.

  • @SecretAJMan
    @SecretAJMan 4 роки тому +34

    This edit gave me chills. Loved every second of it

    • @Le_Petomane
      @Le_Petomane 4 роки тому +4

      I disagree, Its hammy and clunky.

    • @TheMysteryDriver
      @TheMysteryDriver 4 роки тому +2

      T.C.J B I really thought he'd go for a 2:30-3:00 hour long cut

  • @xenos_n.
    @xenos_n. 4 роки тому +257

    Ok, whoever makes this, call it the James Rolfe cut so I can find it online later. Thanks.

    • @AFZ6767
      @AFZ6767 4 роки тому +30

      IM ON IT!!!!!

    • @oxwah
      @oxwah 4 роки тому +10

      @@AFZ6767 We're counting on you!

    • @Nueztoy
      @Nueztoy 4 роки тому +8

      I can't fit the Pai Mei story from :15 to :20, thats insane

    • @Slightly_Sadistic
      @Slightly_Sadistic 4 роки тому +11

      I prefer “The Cinemassacre Edit”. You know, 'cause it has “massacre” in there and seems super fitting.

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 4 роки тому

      @@AFZ6767 Did you succeed?

  • @Whoa802
    @Whoa802 3 роки тому +46

    James: "Why did you structure your movie like this, Quentin?"
    Quentin: "Because it's so much FUN, James!"

    • @RoseGarden17
      @RoseGarden17 2 роки тому

      The fact Jan and James share a J makes this even better

  • @Unquestionable
    @Unquestionable 4 роки тому +49

    While I'm not big on losing content I think this edit would be probably the perfect way to make it all into one normal length film, it covers all the best parts and even ties the themes together a bit better with that ending. Always love seeing James show off his passion and knowledge of film making.

  • @Phonix463
    @Phonix463 4 роки тому +70

    Oh man, that was spectacular James. I would pay money to see that re-edit.

  • @MariktheGunslinger
    @MariktheGunslinger 4 роки тому +167

    I'm sure someone could pull this off and upload it somewhere for people to track down.

    • @locutus94
      @locutus94 4 роки тому +1

      And if they do, they should post the download link here

    • @BenniRoR
      @BenniRoR 4 роки тому +1

      @@locutus94 And if they would do that it would be illegal.

    • @Maxinidas
      @Maxinidas 4 роки тому +7

      @@BenniRoR what isn't illegal nowadays?

    • @BenniRoR
      @BenniRoR 4 роки тому

      @@Maxinidas Breathing.

    • @Maxinidas
      @Maxinidas 4 роки тому

      @@BenniRoR depends on what you're breathing. THC is illegal where I'm at sadly...

  • @mickydee896
    @mickydee896 3 роки тому +6

    how about we dont change it

  • @theiammike123
    @theiammike123 3 роки тому +15

    Okay, that last part blew away my mind. 🤯 Vernita's kid possibly becoming a ticking time bomb waiting to happen to Beatrix. *And placing that as an ambiguous ending is genius.*
    Legit made the movie cut even deeper, from a simple revenge story to a cautionary tale.
    Either you accept everything that happened, or you continue the cycle.

  • @Xaintrix
    @Xaintrix 4 роки тому +10

    No joke that edit where you reprise the theme into O’Ren gave me actual chills. That deserves all the credit - well done.

  • @AtariDad
    @AtariDad 4 роки тому +124

    Gotta disagree with you, the melancholy tone Nancy Sinatra's "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" was the perfect way to cap off the Bride being shot, giving the audience a chance to breathe before the chaos that's about to unfold.

    • @El_Lu-Shin
      @El_Lu-Shin 4 роки тому +7

      Yep. The other one doesn't fit.

    • @popcorn5968
      @popcorn5968 4 роки тому +11

      True. You don't ever touch a tarantino film. It's like asking a house painter to fix up a da vinci painting

    • @jeffc1753
      @jeffc1753 4 роки тому

      Agreed.

    • @lopeza.8046
      @lopeza.8046 4 роки тому

      I kinda felt the same way too but its hard listening to the other one

  • @TheUnholyExpert
    @TheUnholyExpert 4 роки тому +22

    James this is phenomenal work! Such an interesting take and I’d love to see more videos like this! Also you should pat yourself on the back because some of your edits gave me actual chills!

  • @jobarr8083
    @jobarr8083 4 роки тому +84

    This way of looking at it is why all movies feel the same

    • @TheJokersCorner
      @TheJokersCorner 4 роки тому +10

      Exactly!

    • @MamoMark
      @MamoMark 4 роки тому +8

      Well given how much of these two films are an homage to old classic movies; I don't think this edit does a disservice. If the movie was edited like this, it still would be miles more interesting than most movies today.

    • @steamboatwill3.367
      @steamboatwill3.367 4 роки тому +5

      Clearly you need to see more "new" films.

  • @thejknetwork9450
    @thejknetwork9450 4 роки тому +8

    I would love to see this become a series! This was awesome. Obviously nothing can beat the original but hearing how you would do it is such an awesome though experiment that I'd love to see more of.

  • @wakkasoblitzed7970
    @wakkasoblitzed7970 4 роки тому +88

    Wow, I loved the Edit of putting Vernita Green’s daughter at the end

    • @haydem0823
      @haydem0823 4 роки тому

      Totally agree

    • @SloppyJoe1100
      @SloppyJoe1100 4 роки тому +4

      It gives a giant punch to the gut knowing that your hero will die someday

    • @almightycinder
      @almightycinder 4 роки тому +3

      @@SloppyJoe1100 And then BB gets revenge on Vernita's daughter, and then someone that knows Vernita's daughter gets revenge on BB, and it keeps on going.

  • @Daniel7958LX
    @Daniel7958LX 4 роки тому +99

    It’s always after hour James is putting that work

    • @korinoriz
      @korinoriz 4 роки тому

      What?
      Did you mean after an hour? But that still doesn't make sense.

    • @Daniel7958LX
      @Daniel7958LX 4 роки тому +1

      Rogue Slushy Honestly I forgot I typed this comment idk what I was trying to say or how it even got 96 likes

  • @GravelLeft
    @GravelLeft 4 роки тому +59

    "Everyone always said Ninja GEIden, but I knew for a fact it was GAIden"
    9 years later: "The martial arts master PEI Mei"
    You've become the very thing you swore to destroy

    • @SotNist
      @SotNist 4 роки тому +2

      He's a rube.

    • @timewave02012
      @timewave02012 4 роки тому +7

      You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    • @oldmanloki
      @oldmanloki 4 роки тому +9

      “Pie may “ is only said a thousand times

    • @guardianrandy
      @guardianrandy 4 роки тому +8

      Yep. Love this video and him explaining his edits, but for someone who's watched it a ton while cutting it all together, I don't understand how he could keep mispronouncing Pai Mei.

    • @Adam-hi9dh
      @Adam-hi9dh 4 роки тому +4

      "Sony" cheeba and Ellie driver too

  • @darkestfugue
    @darkestfugue 4 роки тому +3

    i love how you ended it, great work, you are a talented man James

  • @OdinsxRightXEye
    @OdinsxRightXEye 4 роки тому +1

    I already loved both movies for their different tones and qualities. This edit makes more sense and makes me wish it was floating around somewhere on the internet. This was really cool, James. You should do more of these.

  • @ShadowAkatora
    @ShadowAkatora 4 роки тому +29

    Love your ending.
    The Bride crying on the floor, knowing she did something horrible, and one day will have to pay for it.

  • @Nogarda_
    @Nogarda_ 4 роки тому +30

    I really need to see this cut. as demonstrated at the beginning these cuts are out there, so i'd love to see the rolfe's revenge edit.

  • @ImFigure
    @ImFigure 4 роки тому +23

    This is amazing. If only there was a way we could see your edit!

    • @DerekMoore82
      @DerekMoore82 4 роки тому +2

      There is a way. He simply uploads it. Harmy uploaded his Despecialized fan edit of the original Star Wars Trilogy, and he never got in any trouble, same with Adywan's fan edit. They even talk openly about it on UA-cam and their websites. So it must not be illegal then. I don't know what James is afraid of.

    • @HeavyHoodedJAWS
      @HeavyHoodedJAWS 4 роки тому

      I did a fan edit similar of putting together these two films. I was able to fight and keep part one on UA-cam, but not the full version.

  • @CornerstoneMinistry316
    @CornerstoneMinistry316 4 роки тому +177

    She didn't get pregnant with another guy:
    It was Bill's and that's why she left the squad

    • @stedyedy23
      @stedyedy23 3 роки тому +9

      Urgh so irritating he said that

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 3 роки тому

      Wrong. She had already left the squad.

    • @MrPizzaslice
      @MrPizzaslice 3 роки тому +16

      It's almost as if James didn't really understand the movie at all...

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 3 роки тому +6

      @@MrPizzaslice Looks like he didn't.

    • @ChunkSchuldinga
      @ChunkSchuldinga 3 роки тому +1

      Personally, I would’ve added the audio from the beginning of part one in combination of the nightmare at Pai Mei’s and wake her flailing at the gunfire SFX, but eh, whatever. At least then we’d get the “It’s your baby” line. This is speaking under the assumption we’re watching the Cinemassacre cut.

  • @MyssBlewm
    @MyssBlewm 4 роки тому +2

    Really nice editing. Sad to see some of the scenes get cut, but this edit feels like it paces the story a lot better.

  • @virgobro2025
    @virgobro2025 4 роки тому +32

    I genuinely love when someone keeps trying improve their art.
    I wish videogame devs were like this.

    • @DurandalOfAegis
      @DurandalOfAegis 4 роки тому +10

      They are, modders & indies are.
      Production managers and financial reasons is why we don't always get the game which deserved to be made.

    • @maptongue
      @maptongue 4 роки тому +2

      You mean like when George Lucas does it? Can't say I'm a fan.

  • @superkensan5911
    @superkensan5911 4 роки тому +38

    Uma Thurman: Moves.
    James: Here i would have used batlle without honor...

  • @Dr.BlueberryC
    @Dr.BlueberryC 4 роки тому +62

    I want cinemassacre movie to be an actual store

    • @soursugar4867
      @soursugar4867 4 роки тому +9

      I would totally go to a Cinemassacre movie store

    • @thatonedinosaur6939
      @thatonedinosaur6939 4 роки тому +2

      I wonder what the mom and dad section is like

  • @randybutternubs9109
    @randybutternubs9109 4 роки тому +3

    I've followed your career online since the beginning, and this is one of the more ambitious and amazing things you've done, in a long line of ambitious and amazing things. Someday, I hope to watch your brilliant edit of what was already a great movie. Keep a cold Yuengling in the fridge for me, we can't get it where I live.

  • @kamdan2011
    @kamdan2011 4 роки тому +11

    “I reject your hypothesis.” ~ Quentin Tarantino

  • @captainkev10
    @captainkev10 4 роки тому +34

    It's crazy to think that Uma Thurman hasn't won an academy award.

    • @roppongi765
      @roppongi765 4 роки тому +2

      Bill and co deserve to die, The Bride deserves her revenge, and Uma her award!

    • @recentevil
      @recentevil 4 роки тому +4

      Academy Awards are useless. Especially by today's standards

  • @mrpunk327
    @mrpunk327 4 роки тому +47

    Hearing James mention a "lifetime warranty" when you remember his ykwbs episode is just depressing

  • @amosdodson4022
    @amosdodson4022 4 роки тому +27

    Actually she left because she was pregnant. The kid is Bills.

  • @CheeseyPie12
    @CheeseyPie12 4 роки тому +156

    Re-edit Cats 2019, except just cut out every scene in the movie.

    • @da3daluz
      @da3daluz 4 роки тому +13

      Intro, big flashing sign that just says “NO” roll credits

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 4 роки тому +7

      A Cats 2019 best of? Length 00:00

    • @captain593
      @captain593 4 роки тому +6

      "Cuts"

    • @DjDizzy216
      @DjDizzy216 4 роки тому +6

      For sure and replace it with a 3 minute long “top cute cats 2019” UA-cam compilation

    • @johnnynorrisjr.39
      @johnnynorrisjr.39 4 роки тому +1

      I already have that, it's called "not watching it ever" xD

  • @RJ_Ehlert
    @RJ_Ehlert 4 роки тому +6

    You not only have a fierce love for movies, but a great technical knowledge as well.

  • @Icyglare
    @Icyglare 4 роки тому +32

    "Check out this transition!" Uma punches and then an Ad Starts :D

  • @valentino42
    @valentino42 4 роки тому +13

    I know sacrifices would need to be made to cut the movie down to half it’s original runtime, but seeing the whole squad, and especially Bill, at the start of the movie seems like a mistake. Bill is her main target and he is so built up in the original that finally seeing that he looks like a plain-old frail man in part two who is very soft spoken and actually a bit charming... is incredibly disarming and speaks to why Vol 2 is so tonally different. Revealing the squad as she carries out the revenge unwraps the story. So much gets spoiled with them in the prologue. Even just showing a quick shot of her at the chapel and a smash cut to the sounds of the massacre (leaving out shots of the squad and Bill) leading into the title would preserve the fun reveals.

    • @MrNb22
      @MrNb22 4 роки тому +1

      I can see this, that was the feeling I had between having just watched part 1 and watching part 2 soon after. It's important to remember not knowing what Bill looked like or what Beatrix's name was -- but I still agree with this cut overall for the purposes of telling a story. Then again, that's why Tarantino is Tarantino: the film was made in a way only he could think of doing it.

  • @kevinliebaert
    @kevinliebaert 4 роки тому +37

    This is an interesting re-edit. I would really like to watch this version

  • @SOLIDSNAKES35
    @SOLIDSNAKES35 4 роки тому +3

    Fantastic video James! Please do more of these! The only thing I’ll say is I think you could of easily made your edit closer to 2 and a half hours and that way you get to sprinkle in some of the stuff you chopped down. The “Superman speech” being one of them.

  • @nx3912
    @nx3912 4 роки тому +4

    This is one of my favorite flicks and I've actually always wanted to re edit but mainly just to see what it would be like in a more chronological order. Never thought about getting that crazy with it but I really like the way this sounds and I'd love to watch it.

  • @Weird-City
    @Weird-City 4 роки тому +75

    But did you cut out Uma's feet? He won't like that if you did.

  • @chinwillatheoneandonly
    @chinwillatheoneandonly 4 роки тому +28

    I love these movies but I’ve always felt weird about the tone shift between movies. I’m glad other people felt the same way.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 роки тому +167

    How about "Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie; The Rolling Rock Cut?"

    • @isetmfriendsofire
      @isetmfriendsofire 4 роки тому +5

      Is the ceo of rolling rock doing the edit?

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 4 роки тому +10

      @@isetmfriendsofire yes. Apparently, there's not enough Rolling Rock in the movie. And they find cases of it along with the ET games.

    • @Candide1776
      @Candide1776 4 роки тому +4

      I'd buy THAT for a dollar!

    • @AAWinnerMichaelCaine
      @AAWinnerMichaelCaine 4 роки тому

      Check out the IFDB (Internet Fanedit Database).

  • @somenamethatisopen
    @somenamethatisopen 4 роки тому +2

    I'm stunned. I've got chills James. Incredible work sir.

  • @jasnmeade9487
    @jasnmeade9487 3 роки тому +12

    You should make this concept a series.

  • @comradesXcosmos
    @comradesXcosmos 4 роки тому +5

    dang james, this is really spot-on. if i can't see your edit, i almost want to re-edit it myself based on your framework

  • @paul321654987
    @paul321654987 4 роки тому +13

    If the goal is to make one movie, this is it. Love it. I'd rather re-edit both and keep it as two but if you're a younger person who's never seen it or you're not really into Tarantino this condensed version would be great.

  • @conrad_on_youtube
    @conrad_on_youtube 4 роки тому +40

    I would enjoy to watch Peter Jackson's Hobbit as only one movie.
    Edit: thanks to the comments, now I know it exists!

    • @pwao
      @pwao 4 роки тому

      Or two.

    • @lordofnope
      @lordofnope 4 роки тому +2

      It already exists online!

    • @EricAbroad
      @EricAbroad 4 роки тому +2

      Exists online. Much more palatable than as a trilogy. Google for it, vimeo

    • @ProfessorRetro1976
      @ProfessorRetro1976 4 роки тому +1

      I agree The Hobbit trilogy could have been better as just two movies

  • @maddoxmortenson8009
    @maddoxmortenson8009 2 роки тому +4

    This would be like taking Pulp Fiction and editing the film so that the scenes were in chronological order. It would be completely missing the point.

    • @kayag8
      @kayag8 Рік тому +3

      Keep crying hater 😂😂😂

  • @josiahemrick
    @josiahemrick 3 роки тому +3

    no no no. i like how theres 2 volumes. i like all the dialogue, i just love how its put together. one of my favourite movies of all time. i wouldnt change a single thing. but i like how avgn thinks

  • @junior1388666
    @junior1388666 4 роки тому +36

    This new ending is super interesting. The only problem with this cut is that she has to go to Japan, back to us, back to Japan, then back to us again. Doesn't make sense

    • @joeman2244
      @joeman2244 4 роки тому +3

      yea, people can't travel in movies unless they are seen on a plane every time.

    • @_BirdOfGoodOmen
      @_BirdOfGoodOmen 4 роки тому +2

      Just splice in the money plane for those scenes

  • @manuellong
    @manuellong 4 роки тому +10

    "It'll never replace the official movie."
    Thanks for clearing that up. LoL.

  • @johnolmos8670
    @johnolmos8670 4 роки тому +38

    That ending is perfect. I would have Hattori Hanzous monologue about revenge over it.

  • @Shishkebarbarian
    @Shishkebarbarian 3 роки тому

    Incredible. I would love to see your cut. I like the originals but it never did sit perfectly well with me. Agreed that nothing can replace them but some of your specific edits are just *perfect* and no one can argue that 1&2 had a lot of unnecessary padding.
    Great work. Knowing this exists is now torture.

  • @L6Sadi
    @L6Sadi 4 роки тому +3

    the coffin scene is my favorite in the whole movie, and you improved it

  • @ghostmutton
    @ghostmutton 4 роки тому +65

    I always thought The Lost World: Jurassic Park could have been a lot better with some keen editing.

    • @ReluctantWarrior
      @ReluctantWarrior 4 роки тому +5

      And with the reintroduction of some deleted scenes (namely Roland's introduction, as well as those scenes that would have fleshed out Sarah and Kelly Malcolm a lot more.)

    • @JohnStanworth
      @JohnStanworth 4 роки тому

      It: Chapter 2 is another one.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 4 роки тому

      @@JohnStanworth It Chapter 1 could use some major changes too, so it's actually scary.

    • @Vinny792
      @Vinny792 4 роки тому

      @@HOTD108_ I find portions of Chapter 1 already scary.

  • @PhilP8980
    @PhilP8980 4 роки тому +13

    The music in the scene when she's about to fight O-ren is one of the best movie scenes I've ever watched. Gives me goosebumps.

    • @Jungbeck
      @Jungbeck 4 роки тому +1

      Phil Panella that entire scene is a legit masterpiece. The quiet soothing water, the calm cozy snow setting, the music, the choreography. I love it.

  • @Rambl3On
    @Rambl3On 4 роки тому +22

    I think that’s a great edit other than the use of the “theme song” is a little jarring for those scenes. Your ending is fantastic! But I’m glad we have the originals and all the extra scenes!

  • @Mathiasingvoldstad
    @Mathiasingvoldstad 4 роки тому +14

    I really like the approach and think I would love this version of the film. But I do think there's a golden middle way, because this feels like it's all plot and no human which is what I love about the marathon. I also think the story is served really well non-linearly, not for the sake of style but because the over arching story that tarantino tells is not necesarily a linear one (in the literal time sense) but a linear story in the sense of exploring the character

    • @lolforlife2487
      @lolforlife2487 3 роки тому

      It's a different interpretation not necessarily worse just a different experience

    • @bobspence5322
      @bobspence5322 Рік тому

      i agree with that. james is such a hateful wannabe outside of youtube where he is a king. hollywood accepts quentin but he will never win a best director oscar.

  • @TheClassicKidTV
    @TheClassicKidTV 3 роки тому +15

    Try editing the Lord of the Rings trilogy into a single 3-hour film. Now there is a Challenge.

    • @chrisbetancourt9022
      @chrisbetancourt9022 3 роки тому +4

      Impossible

    • @MidlifeCrisisJoe
      @MidlifeCrisisJoe 3 роки тому

      But why though? Even the publishers of the OG book felt that one was too big to put out in a single volume.

  • @joshwhite83
    @joshwhite83 4 роки тому +55

    I need to see this cut now

  • @mrbluesky1115
    @mrbluesky1115 4 роки тому +18

    I wish this version of yours existed. Tight, well paced, and still carrying all the important moments

  • @Flint_Ironstag
    @Flint_Ironstag 4 роки тому +24

    In a perfect world Tarantino would release this edit and follow up the next year with a real sequel where Vernita Green’s daughter is grown and going for revenge.

  • @marks12461
    @marks12461 3 роки тому +42

    The problem is by editing it down to two hours and cramming it into an overly rigid 3 act structure you are loosing all the spaghetti western structural quirks that actually make it a blending of east and west. Without the structure it’s basically a better crafted scary movie style film but for 70s Kung Fu cinema.

  • @so9175
    @so9175 4 роки тому

    I love it when you come out with a video. Makes me happy. Thankyou James

  • @BBBHuey
    @BBBHuey 4 роки тому +41

    Imagine turning all three parts of Back to the Future into one film.

    • @benjackson7872
      @benjackson7872 4 роки тому +5

      He should do that next

    • @solarfreak1107
      @solarfreak1107 4 роки тому +2

      I would love that.

    • @Dalton_Boardman2000
      @Dalton_Boardman2000 4 роки тому +1

      I've done a marathon or two and I definitely think we should cut a few of the running gags. They get pretty tedious.

  • @wariolandgoldpiramid
    @wariolandgoldpiramid 4 роки тому +94

    This is why I apretite the OriginalTrilogy website.
    The people in that community have made some amazing fan edits there.

    • @jobe1728
      @jobe1728 4 роки тому +4

      Hal9000 is the best faneditor on that site!

    • @wariolandgoldpiramid
      @wariolandgoldpiramid 4 роки тому +1

      @@jobe1728 What does Hal9000 do?

    • @jobe1728
      @jobe1728 4 роки тому +1

      wariolandgoldpiramid He redid the Star Wars Prequels and is now working on the Sequels

    • @wariolandgoldpiramid
      @wariolandgoldpiramid 4 роки тому +1

      @@jobe1728 Do they make the Prequels better?

    • @benson7498
      @benson7498 4 роки тому +4

      *appreciate

  • @thebatmanrn8908
    @thebatmanrn8908 4 роки тому +23

    Vol. 1 always felt more like a kung fun movie ... and Vol. 2, a western. The music seems to convey that, too. Great ideas, JR.

    • @chaceferrier5386
      @chaceferrier5386 4 роки тому +5

      Vol. 1 is a homage to anime and japanese film making
      Vol. 2 is a Spaghetti Western

    • @knottheory79220
      @knottheory79220 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly, it was released this way on purpose. James' idea is interesting, but it also sort of misses the point.

    • @davidgomez7882
      @davidgomez7882 4 роки тому

      @@knottheory79220 It doesn't devalue his video though. Instead of two movies depicting those subjects, it ends up being a combination of the two into a single film.

  • @kidfop
    @kidfop 4 роки тому +1

    Very awesome edit, James! I don't think anyone could have done it any better!

  • @langundovitale1305
    @langundovitale1305 4 роки тому +112

    Wouldn't it be an honour if Quentin Tarantino saw this and asked James to release this edit?

    • @L.L.2045
      @L.L.2045 4 роки тому +11

      he does not have the rights. he is just the studio hired writer and director

    • @joeyclemenza7339
      @joeyclemenza7339 Рік тому

      surprised he wasnt a producer on the flick. either way,, i'm sure he'd still have to sign off on it somehow - which he never would.

  • @EditorJohn_TIRL
    @EditorJohn_TIRL 4 роки тому +5

    Great, now I’m dying to watch your version.

  • @BILLTHORPE
    @BILLTHORPE 4 роки тому +4

    James, I love it when you talk movies!!

  • @sjmarel
    @sjmarel 4 роки тому +36

    Mostly agree. We need this version anyways. Hope Tarantino recognizes this opportunity and contacts James. For the same of Tarantino's career I mean, hehe.

  • @shona-sof
    @shona-sof 4 роки тому

    great video! I love the insight into how editing actually works in film. it's a subject that's usually overshadowed by the writing, directing, and shot design.