1985 Chrysler Laser Electronic Voice Alert

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  • @juicesghost8501
    @juicesghost8501 3 роки тому +243

    I didnt know chrysler made a spaceship in the 80s. Dope.

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667 7 місяців тому +106

    "I dunno what to tell you dude, shit's fucked."

  • @michaeladamson5473
    @michaeladamson5473 3 роки тому +58

    It's great to here the EVA again. What a cool thing Chrysler came out with. GREAT POST

  • @fattestroyal198
    @fattestroyal198 Рік тому +106

    I want one. I treasure the old style of speech synthesis and friendlyness in the car. The displays are just gorgeous. I fantasize about simply getting one as a usual daily, not agressive interstate driving... God I hope this could be the one thing I could drive and cherish before I could go.

    • @vintage2730
      @vintage2730 Рік тому +4

      I might be getting one soon. Its 8 hours away from me and the guy agreed to trade my delsol for it. I will drive out there in a couple of days to grab it.

    • @Toasty_Gaming
      @Toasty_Gaming Рік тому +3

      @@vintage2730 how'd it go?

    • @TweekLudwig
      @TweekLudwig 7 місяців тому +1

      @@vintage2730I’d love to know how it went as well!

    • @-falcon2029
      @-falcon2029 6 місяців тому +1

      i wanna know too

    • @r3alfish
      @r3alfish 5 місяців тому

      okay so, story time...? Did you get abdusctrf.m😊​@vintage2730

  • @nuIlIllI
    @nuIlIllI 7 місяців тому +305

    Bro's car got every single issues that a single vehicle could have ☠️

    • @jpjude68
      @jpjude68 7 місяців тому +17

      the car's extended warranty expired... shoulda replied to that phonecall

    • @GardenerEarthGuy------1
      @GardenerEarthGuy------1 7 місяців тому

      Its a dodge Chrysler product .lol
      These were the top 3 worst junk ever made

    • @tomsixsix
      @tomsixsix 7 місяців тому +2

      This is about right in terms of number of faults for a five year old Chrysler.

    • @GardenerEarthGuy------1
      @GardenerEarthGuy------1 7 місяців тому +1

      @@tomsixsix 2 yr old Chrysler

    • @jetstream454
      @jetstream454 7 місяців тому +15

      It's a test loll

  • @Underappreciatedclassics
    @Underappreciatedclassics 3 роки тому +41

    Amazing! Not many EVA equipped Laser XE’s are left. Take good care of it!

  • @Tobruk42
    @Tobruk42 3 роки тому +31

    My Dodge Daytona Turbo Z had this computer. I miss it saying "you're door is ajar". I miss that car..

  • @seansavage4766
    @seansavage4766 3 роки тому +26

    I had this system in my 87 Lebaron... Was great to hear that again. Mine always warned me to 'please close your rear hatch', even though I had a decklid and it was closed. If I remember right, there was a separate alert for the decklid.

    • @latioshoenn3698
      @latioshoenn3698 3 роки тому +9

      My grandma owned an 84 LeBaron with a decklid, and there were separate warnings for the decklid and rear hatch. In other words..
      Your Electronic Voice Alert is malfunctioning. Prompt service is required.

    • @seansavage4766
      @seansavage4766 3 роки тому

      @@latioshoenn3698 duly noted...heh

  • @davidstarsky6435
    @davidstarsky6435 2 роки тому +16

    That's why I love Chrysler. No other big company tried this in their fleet. This is so 80ies, but really cool

    • @Warp2090
      @Warp2090 8 місяців тому +2

      Chrysler is garbage now sadly. But yeah

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 7 місяців тому

      @@Warp2090just like most American car brands

    • @Warp2090
      @Warp2090 7 місяців тому

      @@javidmirza4584 Yep

    • @Warp2090
      @Warp2090 7 місяців тому

      @@javidmirza4584 Or really any brand other than honda and toyota.

  • @pmafterdark
    @pmafterdark Рік тому +2

    Bought a new Daytona turbo in 84' with the voice alert but it didn't have a as detailed amount of warnings as yours. Love these cars.

  • @MenschGusti
    @MenschGusti 9 місяців тому +5

    Me listening to all of this in my car without the demos: Welp I’m fucked.

  • @d3struct0r14
    @d3struct0r14 Місяць тому +2

    Pretty cool for a 1980s car to do that this is the defernition of a modern classic also his car doesn’t have problems you can do a system check where it says everything

  • @exoticcar5482
    @exoticcar5482 3 роки тому +47

    VFDs look so much better than the LCDs we're mostly stuck with now

    • @UrielX1212
      @UrielX1212 Рік тому +7

      Look better and last forever.

    • @Warp2090
      @Warp2090 8 місяців тому +1

      Agreed. I'm glad the new stove my parents bought has one.

    • @TapesNstuffS
      @TapesNstuffS 7 місяців тому +2

      VFD is nice but I prefer led segment displays due to longer lifespans and higher simplicity. I've seen so many weak or dead VFDs on clock displays or appliances and yet we have constantly plugged in alarm clocks from the 90s with led digits that are still bright.

    • @exoticcar5482
      @exoticcar5482 7 місяців тому

      @@TapesNstuffS I just wish LEDs could get as small as the segments on many VFDs so they could replace them but unfortunately it seems LEDs have a limit on how small they can get if I'm not mistaken

    • @TapesNstuffS
      @TapesNstuffS 7 місяців тому

      @@exoticcar5482 Well I have an old tape deck: Sony tc-k71 that uses small LEDs for the peak meter. I would imagine that today, they could make even smaller ones but sadly everything is going to lcd (boring). I think lcd just costs less but then you get poor viewing angles, low contrast and poor performance in cold weather.

  • @mauriciod3865
    @mauriciod3865 3 роки тому +8

    Chrysler, ahead of the time... my Daytona only told me my door was a jar...lol, still have the Daytona.

  • @aa777flyer
    @aa777flyer 2 роки тому +3

    I loved the Laser XE! I got out bis on one a few years ago on line auction.

  • @tamagotchi__
    @tamagotchi__ 10 місяців тому +7

    a door is a jar

  • @LygerTheCLaw
    @LygerTheCLaw 5 місяців тому +1

    i remember working on those things, the damn speak n spell always got me.

  • @rmx4087
    @rmx4087 Рік тому +17

    I'd rather have this than what we have now.

  • @CatOnTheCouch
    @CatOnTheCouch 3 роки тому +9

    Tries to exit the car, EVA: "I am sorry (add your name here), I am afraid I can't do that."

    • @mikkojala
      @mikkojala Місяць тому

      Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me.

  • @ericwilson2585
    @ericwilson2585 Рік тому +3

    I used to have one of those for a short while, it was cool.
    I once read somewhere that they were based on the same technology as the kids toy the speak-n-spell...

    • @redpheonix1000
      @redpheonix1000 6 місяців тому +1

      The voice synthesis does sound very similar!

    • @TechHowden
      @TechHowden 5 місяців тому +1

      They did indeed both use Texas Instruments speech synthesis chips although the version for the car has higher quality speech.

  • @thecentralscrutinizer304
    @thecentralscrutinizer304 Рік тому +1

    So awesome.

  • @SamanthaTheSonicFan
    @SamanthaTheSonicFan Рік тому +3

    I wish vehicles in the modern days had this instead of those damn lights on the dash.

  • @lcann251
    @lcann251 16 днів тому

    I remember in 1986 my Grandfather bought one of these cars brand new. When you put the car in drive and everything was ok, it would announce "all monitored systems are functioning normally" and within 2 seconds of it announcing that, the car completely died and had to be towed to the dealer for service 🤣

  • @jedk9523
    @jedk9523 2 роки тому +8

    "Door is ajar" No Hal, A door is a door.

  • @HenryBloggit
    @HenryBloggit 6 місяців тому +1

    I wish you could give your AI smart speaker an ‘80s voice like that I’d do it in a heartbeat

  • @BlindBiker3
    @BlindBiker3 Місяць тому

    That’s great!

  • @teej1991
    @teej1991 8 місяців тому +1

    Your engine oil pressure is critical. Has anyone seen the video where this guy bought this particular chip, and made that particular phrase a bunch of musical chords?

    • @ColaTai
      @ColaTai 7 місяців тому

      Hmm what videoo?

    • @teej1991
      @teej1991 6 місяців тому

      @@ColaTai ua-cam.com/video/8DwKqCZlKnw/v-deo.htmlsi=AR0ysMF0yDnlTyL4

  • @pappagetti
    @pappagetti 3 роки тому +8

    That is fucking awesome. I'll take the robot voice over that annoying Google Maps chick *ANY DAY OF THE WEEK*.

  • @TheJakobWallace
    @TheJakobWallace 2 роки тому +2

    I just bought one of these. how did you make it say everything?? Is there a test mode you can run on the voice module?

    • @francisslevin5047
      @francisslevin5047 Рік тому +1

      Yes.....hit the systems check button....I used to make my mom press it all the time 😂😂😂😂

  • @satsumagt5284
    @satsumagt5284 7 місяців тому +1

    I used to think doors were jars

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 2 роки тому +4

    Where did you find this car? I desperately wish I had this exact vehicle.

  • @sumitkumarpatra
    @sumitkumarpatra 7 місяців тому

    Dashboard is century ahead of its time , I guess to all of this there is a over ride switch for it.
    🎉

  • @overclockfox
    @overclockfox 6 місяців тому +1

    bro drives a speak and spell

  • @nomusicrc
    @nomusicrc 6 місяців тому

    Better than anything made today

  • @espinosasoto
    @espinosasoto 7 місяців тому +1

    Harry! I'm looking to buy a fine automobile from him
    Just a friendly car, one that talks.

  • @joeduece1
    @joeduece1 3 місяці тому

    What a movie car 😊

  • @DesertSessions93
    @DesertSessions93 7 місяців тому +1

    Wow this would get old fast

  • @chrislawson7983
    @chrislawson7983 Рік тому

    A guy I knew had one new, I thought it was cool back then.

  • @OGjoe
    @OGjoe Місяць тому

    hmm i remember mine saying "your door is ajar" not please close your driver door. maybe a diff year?

  • @DylanIsSoSpooky
    @DylanIsSoSpooky 6 місяців тому

    Buying a new cars gonna be less expensive than repairing this one💀

  • @francisslevin5047
    @francisslevin5047 Рік тому

    My mom had one of these as her car in my first memories........your engine temperature is above normal and or engine oil pressure is critical 😂😂😂😂 2 headgaskets and a turbo and it was traded in on a new Camaro......after 9 years of coolness yet costly

  • @murderer74
    @murderer74 3 роки тому

    Chulada de auto

  • @flaviosilva6102
    @flaviosilva6102 Рік тому

    Put 'Pole Position' - Cartoon- theme in that car.

  • @Mazda3Model2006
    @Mazda3Model2006 7 місяців тому

    Holy Oh Noes!

  • @WompWompIndustries
    @WompWompIndustries 7 місяців тому

    me after driving a vehicle in beamng for 5 minutes

  • @MegasXLR
    @MegasXLR Місяць тому

    KITT!

  • @TechHowden
    @TechHowden 5 місяців тому

    POV: you didn't buy the extended warranty.

  • @Shadow-q5y
    @Shadow-q5y 6 місяців тому

    Headlamps are broken but still on

  • @kakd1870
    @kakd1870 6 місяців тому

    These are actual recodings of someone crushed down to a 1 bit codec. I forget codec name but its the same (obvious) as a speak n spell of the time.

  • @alexmcface
    @alexmcface 8 місяців тому

    How many problems does this car have???

  • @ironfrog3192
    @ironfrog3192 3 роки тому

    Cybernet is born

  • @ketoninja
    @ketoninja 7 місяців тому

    I like how they ripped off the Speak N Spell, I thought it was a cool, albeit goofy feature. What amazes me most is how it somehow knew when the brake pads were worn. Never saw another car with that feature.

    • @Warp2090
      @Warp2090 7 місяців тому

      It probably wasn't ripped off, they most likely just had TI make the talking system for them

  • @youtoobe169
    @youtoobe169 3 роки тому +1

    Hi, I was wondering if you were interested in selling this car?

    • @cjmurach
      @cjmurach  3 роки тому

      Sold it years ago, sorry.

  • @CaptainJRW
    @CaptainJRW 6 місяців тому

    I only came in for an oil change...

  • @Smokey298
    @Smokey298 5 місяців тому

    see how luxurious cars used to be?

  • @supreme_xenon
    @supreme_xenon 10 місяців тому

    The headlamp and brake lamp alert could be very useful for Indonesian motorcyclists because they don't give a shit if those lamps are out

  • @aliadam575
    @aliadam575 6 місяців тому

    🇺🇸⛓️⚓️🚢⚓️⛓️🇺🇸 Sometimes old school Michigan iron feels more high tech than modern technology.....

  • @wewdsocket
    @wewdsocket 6 місяців тому

    Stop yelling at me😭

  • @transitkidjasonproductions
    @transitkidjasonproductions 8 місяців тому

    What is this?

  • @hanselmanryanjames
    @hanselmanryanjames 3 роки тому +5

    Wow, your car has a lot of issues, I don't feel so bad about my beater now!

    • @cjmurach
      @cjmurach  3 роки тому +6

      This is the test mode. Surpirisngly the car had none of these issues in normal driving.

  • @iloveaviation32
    @iloveaviation32 8 місяців тому

    back then when Chrysler made REAL cars

  • @RodgerMudd
    @RodgerMudd 7 місяців тому

    Tesla warning: Warning your battery is on fire!

  • @jackncharliefy
    @jackncharliefy 7 місяців тому

    Cars in the mid 1980’s have GPWS like airplanes do.

  • @tzm335
    @tzm335 3 роки тому

    Please check

  • @BhargavShukla-yp2bh
    @BhargavShukla-yp2bh 8 місяців тому

    Teacher is parent teachers meeting discussing my areas to improve

  • @Aleshotgun
    @Aleshotgun 7 місяців тому

    POV: You just bought a used Golf

  • @Clib-wg5yx
    @Clib-wg5yx 7 місяців тому

    Who's here in 2024?

  • @DavisStevenson
    @DavisStevenson 3 роки тому +3

    damn everything is wrong with that car, you played to much forza in it

  • @strattuner
    @strattuner Рік тому

    the only way to believe MOPAR made such a car is drive it,i drove all of the models of this year clear back to 1969, THIS model was a screamer,be nice in inclement weather warned,they will roll

  • @doc2517
    @doc2517 3 роки тому +3

    damn, this car is a POS

  • @nholt
    @nholt 3 роки тому +1

    Shut up Kitt. Ok Michael

  • @TRantula87
    @TRantula87 7 місяців тому

    It's time dude. sell it... say goodbye...

  • @skorpius2029
    @skorpius2029 7 місяців тому

    1 week after you buy a car from shady guy on FB marketplace.

  • @strangepowers11
    @strangepowers11 8 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂no si

  • @thekreativeculture9642
    @thekreativeculture9642 6 місяців тому +1

    Just a bunch useless sensors that will break along with the stuff it’s measuring

  • @mutestingray
    @mutestingray Рік тому

    Dang what isn’t wrong with this car?

  • @shmuck66
    @shmuck66 7 місяців тому

    This car has AI

  • @christopherhernandez78
    @christopherhernandez78 6 місяців тому

    Uhm FANF

  • @s000sdas
    @s000sdas Рік тому

    BMW's be like

  • @2007NissanAltima
    @2007NissanAltima 8 місяців тому

    Cool tech wasted on a terrible car

  • @illkid86
    @illkid86 2 роки тому

    My mom had a 85 chrysler LeBaron back in 1995

  • @glennbonnell4241
    @glennbonnell4241 3 роки тому +1

    junk

  • @Clib-wg5yx
    @Clib-wg5yx 7 місяців тому +2

    Who's here in 2024?