Me Paindu (Use Headphones) | Pakistani Standup Comedy | Malik Junaid
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2019
- In this performance I talk about my childhood dreams. How I wanted to become and pilot first and then a cricketer and eventually ended up as a software engineer. I also talk about my Abba at the end of the performance.
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Although I failed to understand a few words, I understood the entire piece! This is the first time, UA-cam has recommended a stand up act from Pakistan to me. I am glad I started with this one. All the very best brother. Lots of love from India!!
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Ditto, UA-cam wants to play cupid with algorithms not totally stupid!!!
Ravishankar Chandrasekar love you
@@MalikJunaid great
Perhaps the first standup act of any Pakistani comedian that I liked👍
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Very true keep up the good job!
You need to know Tabish Hashmi, Abdullah Durrani, and others
Understanding the audience, Ignoring the comments... That's what makes an artist great and Indeed you are one of them...
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Absolutely
This video also have lots of motivation
"Je aapay aa rahi hai te aindeo" Hilarious
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That girl was just tryna be cool in front of her friends that she knows foreign comedians like Kevin Hart
They both have different comedic styles.
I honestly really enjoyed this. Pakistan has very few comedians and even fewer that are actually funny.
Keep up the good work man
Chilling hai bhai..
I'm shocked by your word....Than which country own comedians I think you're not aware of Pakistani Lahori theatre...jahan dunya ki comedy khtm hoti ha wahan se wo comedy shuru hoti ha
So damn funny yaar. I thought I have seen all the great comedians- Indian & Global. But here he comes. Awesome.
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@@abhinavpanwar1195 #sarcasm
Abhinav Panwar what are you talking about??? I don’t know who brainwashed you but just letting you know on the record that Islam says that a person who doesn’t respect another’s belief is not a muslim. Being kind, for us, is very important and that is what is taught to us in our households. You might think we hate you but honestly if we meet in real life we could be good friends (well obviously if you hadn’t blindly believed a fallacy)
Yr tum log religion pe alag se baaat krlo. Ek dusre k number leke. Ye fuddu topic band kr dia karo. 😏 Man made imaginations mujhe pasand nai zada.
@@abhinavpanwar1195 Sarcasm or not. Behas shuru ho gai. Digital addiction se pagla jaoge agar yun hi chalta raha. Maze karo aage bado.
Bht waqt baad kisi ne itna hasaya hai. Will be waiting for more
I am glad phaa ggg
This is the most hilarious desi standup ever!!! Wow!! Dude, never give up!
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Love from india. I laughed so hard.
Haha thanks 🙏 💗
The best thing about this was that your comedy felt completely natural to me and thats rare. Keep It Up. 💯
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"Or go back to the corn fields"
Akheeerrrrr...
Happy 2020...
Happy new Year!!
Amazing start of my new year! Thanks JD! LOTS OF LOVE FROM INDIA ❤️ YOU KILLED IT...
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Love from India ❤️
Kabhi Iss taraf bhi perform karlo
❤️ I wish so too. And I am hopefull that will be a possibility soon.
This shit is so frikin hysterical. Nicely done my man.
Thanks Irfan 🙏
Best one so far. Awesome man who ever you are.
Key takeaway - "Ramzan ki taaq raaton mein" 🤣 so glad UA-cam Recommended your video to me. Great Job !!
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The first thing I watched today, What a start for new year..
You Made my day brother..
Loads of love and best wishes from India..🙂🙃 and yes happy new year..
same😊
happy new year bhai
Happy new year!!
Story he made in the last is from nearly 15 years old Punjabi comedy of Jaswinder Bhalla
It might be true. Its an old punjabi classic with different variations in different cultures.
Amazing. Kai baar dekha hai, har bar hasaya hai. Genuine funny.
No inappropriate/double meaning jokes yet the only standup by a Pakistani that actually made me laugh 👍🏼 So much respect bro! May Allah bless you. Ameen.
First genuinely hilarious stand up comedian from Pakistan out of whatever I've heard till now... wish u more success bro...
Thanks bro 🙏
@@MalikJunaid dont forget moin akhtar, he was first stand up comedian in pakistan
You look like an abridged version of zlatan Ibrahimović
Hahaha 😂
@@MalikJunaid ha bhai u look like his younge brother
This boy happens to be Punjabi. Not a converted Slavic dude. Nothing against the good Slavic people. Punjabis rule.
allah ki kasam pichle 1 ghante se iski videos dekh raha tha yaad hi nhi aaraha tha kisse milta hai yeh!
thanks bhai thanks yarr 😅❤
@@hatimhaiderali6185 Dono ki shakal nahin milti.
This man is awesome. His delivery is perfect.finally a good stand up comedian.
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One of the best stand comedy i have ever seen (legendary stuff)
Thankyouuu bohat shukria..
Osm bro.. Last minutes.. You nailed it.. Keep it up.. God bless you....
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Bht awlaa bhae bht awlaa😂 ....game wala part best tha👏
Thankyou zoya 🙏
Loved it yaar just loved it, keep it up
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True artist
So happy to see a Pakistani put up such a video , go buddy go! 👍👍👍👍
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Being a software engineer.... I can relate to you on whole another level bro . 😂😂
God bless you. Allah kamyaabiyan dy 🌹
:D I am glad.. Thanks
Hats of to you man!!!! So glad that UA-cam recommended me this video.. keep it up. Lots of love and prayers!! 💕
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love your content and also your timing keep it up buddy .
Thanks buddy
Amazing I literally enjoyed a lot😂💜
Thanks. I am glad you did. 💗
I heard that last joke 20 years ago.. its a classic.
It is..
It was so good, hats off man. Full on laughter scene bhai😂
Good to see a smart stand-up comedian after a long time.
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isy khty hn Happy Ending of 2019....
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Can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣 wow man you are so talented. Keeep it up.
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Dude you had me in tears at the end 😂😂😂, great job man
Very good.
Tum ne tu aaj dil hi khush kar diya.
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Love the content.... Te jedi apne aap aa gayi onnu aan deyo.... So related all across...
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Junaid, you rock ! Proved once again..Hope to see u more often. Last time, I wanted to see ur show in Dubai, but it was a private show. Keep rockin!
Thanks. Will perform in Dubai soon. Keep in touch on insta.
One of the best standups I’ve ever seen!
Yar Hats-off.... keep it up Sir ...... Bhot hi amazing performance hai..
Thanks bro.
"Jeri boti aapein aa gai ay unnu ty aan deo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
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Exceptionally talented man.. W0ow
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Ashaa tha specially ending part.Keep the good content coming!👌
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One of the best stand up performance I've ever seen. Really enjoyed 💯💯
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Love and laugh from India.. Keep it up bro
Thanks bro. Love and peace!!!
Watching it 5th time amazing performance stand-up comedy culture needs to be revived
Malik saab.. Fan hogaey aa tohady.. Stay blessed
Bhai bhi apna software engineer nikla.
Great humor, loved it.
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That paindu accent was so natural
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I am Shia But I like that Dialougue ______ ko hum pehly b kafir kehty thy aur abhi b 😂😂 I know its just a joke.. But bro you're amazing , I want you to upload more and more videos 💓🥀
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did he said shia
Kmaal 👌👌👌👌 pehli bar UA-cam ny kuch acha recommend kia. I have become your fan.
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Very nice Junaid bhai.. Loved it!
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ohhh boy, nice work man... I'm also from namal, did heard alot about you... now i know why. Amazing work bro.
Btw, First year ki english achi nikli ha xDDDD
Haha. Thanks 🙏
This is for the first time I have seen a Stand Up Comedy act by a Pakistani. This was fantastic keep it up!
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Moin akhtar ka name ni suna??
@@dillapnapunjabi2948 that's not stand up
Bhai he was stand up comedian
I have saw live of shrehyar I guess his name is he does adult comedy standup which he can’t post bcz it’s really adult script I just love his he’s so funny I wish he can also post.
Akheeeeer kardi ap ny janab...!!!👍👍👍👍💝💝💝
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Behtireen Malik Sb....👌🏾 Baray arsay baad kisi ki performance dekh kar appreciation ka dill kiya hay👏🏾👏🏾 Keep up ma man👊🏾 Allah tumhe behtiri ki taraf lay jaaye🤲🏾
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DON'T USE HEADPHONES! The audience will give you ear cancer
Haha. Volume aahista kar lo bhai
Malik Junaid phir apki awaz kam ati ha
@@bxllay 😅
My grandparents are from miyawali
Nice one...
Chaaa gya yaar pehle 2 min dekh Kar he subscribe Kar dia
Thanks bro 🙏😃
Awesome ,.I was Waiting for Good Pakistani Stand Up Comedian and Here it is ... Really Awesome Keep it Up.
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U killed it my boi. Love the act. Come India bro
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Piyush Chauhan Aaonga
I m fan of standups n my Pakistani standup starts with you sir I liked it and enjoyed your video. Lots of love from India ❤😇
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@@MalikJunaid Jazakallah khair sir
😂😂😂littt. Soo glad that I watched it. 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
Zabardast. Maza aa gya!!
Thanks. I am glad.
zabardast, keep it up bro
Thanks bro ❤️
I wasn’t expecting it to be that good sound quality wasn’t that good but overall what a performance mind blowing hello from your new subscriber God bless you
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Tabahi machadi.. Witty content and great comedy!!
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I love your videos and look forward to watching them. Please make more.
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that file waa msvcp100.dll 😂😂😂....imagine the moment he became software engingeer and came to know how small problem it was
Hahah. I had bigger problems to deal with by then. 😂
ms32.dll in most cases 😂
Direct x update ni hoga
Software Engineer here, bro... Keep uploading more videos. Don't know where you do stand-up, give us a heads-up if you are performing in Islamabad.
Okay. Checkout my insta
Hats off to you mannnn! What a brilliant stand up you did
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Bohat hi Aala yar!
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this guy resembles T-bag from prison break.
Hahaha 😂
Love from India bro.. 🇮🇳🇵🇰 loved the content. Keep it up
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Bohat hi kamal yar
too good!
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پہلی دفعہ کوئی کامیڈی شو دو بار دیکھا ہے مزا آ گیا
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I wonder why you don’t already have a million subscribers. This was so hilarious. Please also upload if you performed at thotspot last week as I couldn’t come
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This guy is really good, wish to see him perform in Mumbai
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"Hindu ko pehle bhi kafir kehte the abhi bhi kehte hai"
@Junaid_Malik
your being a Software Engineer is of no use. U are a literate muslim but u still hate hindus. Shame..
If u r a true Pakistani don't ever come to Bharat.
@@abhinavpanwar1195 no, he doesnt said hindu, there's alot of different new secs in Islam which are called non-muslim as they've changed, so definitely he doesnt meant Hindu there.
by the way Kafir means anyone who's no Muslim. either christian, jew, buddhist hindu or anyone. its NOT specifically for Hindus.
@@talha5007 u don't have to explain him, he is a educated illiterate, thats worse
Amazing... Wish you huge success
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Kamal ho gayi bhai kamal kardia.
Thanks bhai..
Just hilarious man 😂😂😂hope your father can’t find it
haha. He must've by now. He is and old subscriber lol
Full time phenti 🤪🤪
Hahaha
Extremely promising, I don't usually like desi comedians, but your timing and flawless transition from English to Urdu to Punjabi ,setup, punchlines, cadence and appearance, everything is outstanding, keep it up bro!
(I just wish wo sasti kevin heart wali heckler ko ek do suna detay,lol but you took it like champ)
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You are amazing Bro, keep rocking!
First pakistani stand up comedy i have seen...worth watching..
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You should do more Punjabi bits in your routine!
Noted
That kevin hart taunt was so mean...😡😡 saryal people everywhere...
🙏۔ Its okay
Bht achay🤟🏻keep it up
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Bhai amazing work..❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
When she says MIanwali is a "Gaon", Sureeeee dude
But the guy being from mianwali made this even better, great job
Bhai karachi walon ko tou islamabad bhi gaon lagta hai.. Chilling hai. I am glad you enjoyed the video.
Kasmy halaky karachi is real gaonim frmmisb
Stand up kaim tha just audio quality shi ni thi. Good job🤣✌
Thankyou. I know audio is bad
appreciated Bro keep it up boht kam log hoten ha itni ziada confidence ke sath
Nailed IT!!!!
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Awesome man. Keep it up 👌
Thanks buddy
10:20 I think he said shia. If he did its really not right
Sarcasm tha bhai
Don't get offend
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well i am a shia and its really sad not JD over all that we are still fighting insted ot being united
rip headphone users
just like me
Finally..... mast tha.
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So Happy To See This,So Proud Of You Boy.❤️
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