Raw Agent in Pakistan - Stand Up Comedy By Mohit Morani
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- We all love Spy Movies because they bring so much thrill and Action on screen but There was a time these movies were repetitive and This is my rant on Bollywood Spy movies.
I hope you enjoy the video.
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I remember what ex-raw chief Vikram Sood said in Ani Podcast that Indian Spy movies are just comedy movies.. 😂😂
True
that is his move 😈
True. He recommended to watch bridge of spies as well.
@@spiritofearth The courier, is also another great film
then comes Unknown men under Ajit Doval
Bollywood has really insulted all Raw agents, who are the real heroes. Who must have saved us so many times. We can't count.
Atleast if they ever watch that sh!t they'd get a good laugh😅
They are movies man. Now is Bond taking a piss out of MI6? It is a movie. Get over it.
@@kingofdaring it's not just movies but agendas to whitewash pisslamic image
Then you go and make movie and make raw agents proud
But Criticising is the easiest thing you can do
@@ishwardevi134 chamchawood
Bro casually dropped the script of blockbuster movie😂😂😂
Ghante ki blockbuster
If u watch too many Salman n Shahrukh movies, u will still feel this script is fresh n a blockbuster, Indian audiences r so lazy😂
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@@abelnaga3446pathaan jaisi writing toh mai hi 1 ghante mai kardunga
Even ussai better script banadunga
Pata ni logo ko uski story mai aisa kia nasterpiece lagta hai jo koi bhi likh dai
Desh k liye jaan denewalon par mazak udana tumko itna pasand hai to jaake papistan me kyu nahi rahte ho? Tum jaise logon ka bahut zaroorat hai waha.
UNKNOWN MAN laughing in after watching this 😅
Unknown man b Kabir hi hai🤣🤣
Na Suresh
Wo uska upna nam Nahi bata sakta😂
Dekh le kbhi tere isi line pr unknown man ka bhi like ho
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Phantom + ek tha tiger + tiger Zinda hai ki story 😂
D-Day
Baby
@@manasshrivastava9814baby is actually way different than this. Thats one of the only movie which actually had a good plot.
War bhool gya bhai tu😂
@@rickgolder6818kiu phantom mein kya kharabi hain.....
Bro casually mixed and made a plot from : Phantom(Killing Hafeez Saeed ) + Tiger Zinda Hai/ D-Day(faltu sa code for Deep asset from 20 yrs who runs a small dukan, dies right after meeting Kabir)+ Agent Vinod(Hot female RAW agent just for his entertainment) + BABY (Govt wont claim you) + RHTDM and Ghajni references (gareeb baccho ki sath nachna and andhe aadmi ki help) and still made it sound more belivable than most of Bollywood spy movies.
Impressive 😮
Title should be.. 'how to explain the plot of Ek the tiger badly'😂
Then you didn't watch War and Phantom ! Ek tha Tiger is not even closely related to this !
@@straightforward5916uska matlab tiger Zinda hai
Phantom and D day
The script was of D-Day actually... See the climax of that movie.
He is taking about Baby movie
Disclaimer: No "Ek tha tiger, phantom, war, pathan, tiger zinda hai" Was hurt in this scene
You forgot D-Day
The way he destroyed spy universe 😂😂😂
Destroyed Bollywood spy world
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@@gtuiolghol-vv3sc spotted finally!! mere ghr pe ek bnda tha hmare washroom saaf krta tha blkul teri trah dikhta tha 👍👍Shakal dekho apni mirror main tu comment kr kyse skta hai 😂😂😂
As an raw agent myself currently undercover in Pakistan, this is very funny.
Pakistanis will shit in pants if they try another Terrorist attack, INDIA ma chodd deki pakistan ke future ka.
😂😅😂
Gandi machali achhi machali😅
Kahan betha hai bhai aja chaye pilaate hain tumhe 😂
Bhai tune hi dawood ko zeher to nahi diya na 😂
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Come to guwahati man you are damn funny
I'm from Bangladesh, i wish could.
And brother your journalism wala video dekhna tha fiir se. Ek solution de na.
Thanks 😊 brother.
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Someone should actually make a spoof on this script...would be hilarious😆
Absolutely 🎉❤
But that video would be takendown
Tsp have made it
this should be the script for that movie. brilliant work and absolutely hilarious 😂
Bro iya real movie ka script hey...Katrina or Saif tha
you find it funny?hilarious?
@@RISUPANDEY it's all about sarcasm
@@kelano728 it is Stand up comedy and you are suppose to make you viewer laugh which he failed to do so
@@RISUPANDEY bro they laugh... actually
As a RA&W Agent I approve this message
Chutiya ho tum aur vo bhi jinhone 18 likes diye h
Counter terrorism ya watch pr ho
Khuraam was one of the best characters made by u till now absolutely loved it
🙏🏻🙏🏻
I agree 😉
I think khurram
Khurram here 😂
This fellow comes with script on so much variety of subject.Very amazing!
😂😂
This is chat gpt/bard reply you bot
he is criminally underrated
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@@mohitmoraniunderrated hi sahi he , time to time video upload hote rhenge😂
No
Share karo naa fir😂😂
Munwwar is criminally overrated
😂😂😂 actual former R.A.W chief Sood also roasted really good about spy universe of bollywood .
paanch foot ka gitta hai
ek repad me maar dunga isko mai
pilpila sa aadmi hai iski sabzi bana lenge
was my favourite line 😂🤣😂🤣
Mine too. Or dawood ko bhi sath me lapet leta. Bro my mother was looking at me. I was laughing so loud.
@@Vk-sk7nm yeah the line is just too 😂
bro just literally told phantom movie story from parallel universe 😂😂😂😂
This is what you call comedy and observational comedy. Not like some other overrated comedians jinke paas har video me ek hi topic hai kahani ka "nashe , daru, charas ganja". If you know who I am pointing to😂😂.
But brilliant video yaar. Maza aa gaya. Seriously underrated, obviously kahani me charas ganja aur nashe ki baaten nhi karta na isiliye famous nhi hua
This is classic insult to Bollywood!! This is impeccable!! Outstanding!!
ek comment kar deta hoon "He is so underrated"
Bohot cool ban jaunga
Ek Reply kar deta hu “ Arey Jitna Mila hai Utna Bahot hai “ Bahot Humble Ban jaunga
This is how stand up comedy suppose to be...brilliant...your script deserve Tiger spoof movie....😂😂😂😂😂
Bro made fun of Bollywood.. And pointed out exactly what's wrong with such movies. No logic.... Great stuff.
Amazing 🤩 All Indian web series are now taking women who goes and fight in Pakistan but in reality they are not coming out of Mumbai 😂
Khurram deserves a separate movie now😂
Very well written and performed bhai , this could be an AIB or TSP ka show 😂
TSP
Og as always sir 🫡, its really sad for the entertainment industry of our country, with sucha huge population and creators we're still lagging in experimental cinema,im glad that our kannada industry is trying something new 😚
South Indian atleast they cast imperfect people, that's good.. bollywood movies dekh ka inferiority complex ho jayega
Oo man Plzz dont say about kannada industry😂..a man fighting with 100 people.. A man ia shooting politicians with ak47 in Indian parliament. Wtf.. An dIndian audience make these movies 1000 crores business 😂😂.. Such a shame
@@riddhighosal do watch kantara, Kirik party, simple ag ond love story, Charlie, Garuda Gamana
@@riddhighosalyeah I can't relate with those movies either, but it seems to work with the masses in our country. Till the time audience does not mature there will be no change in the movies.
@@riddhighosalhe meant kantara not kgf. Bollywood has a thousand kgf's😂
As Raw under cover agent i can confirm this too funny😂
3million dollar ❤
Gandi macchli acchi machhli
😂😂😂@@anmolshrivastava4179
Only Madrass cafe ❤ is made with brilliance in a spy/Espionage genre in India
D day also
I saw Tiger 3 and damn its boring. Its funny how ISI is shown as far high tech , intelligent and elegant and indian agent is eqipped with love and emotion only. Secret Service is supposed to be secret while in movies they are running in streets and getting caught and surprisingly every one knows them and where they live. Dumb.
Man literally summarized Tiger franchise and I found it too funny.
For real , the sweetest side character dies , always 😂
To be honest if real Raw agent watch bollywood spy movie, they may die with laugh instead of bullets. Unnecessary drama even not a sigle step close of Raw agent life. If you really want to know the struggle of agent, please reach out to Dobal Sir.
That's how Blockbusters are made 😂
Agent of comedy 😂😂✨
Jackie Shroff doing stand-up comedy , what a surprising moment 😂😂
Very underrated considering the Pakistan-related cringe that usually does well in your country. Amazing content!!
-ISI agent
Jiski gaaand me lagaaa hai bhullaaa uska naam hai alaaaaa
Kashmir chahiye? Aata hai? Roti khaoge?
-Average Indian.
@@SRXM60kashmir chahiye , terrorist , insallah insallah kehna ,bhik mangna aur Har baat par India se compare karna High-profile pakistani politition aur celebrity ki soch😂😂😂
Not to mention addab and bhaijan in every nano second 😂😂
@@FahadUllahKhan-my9ze That's our generosity, or else we like to call you species as Katua, Mulla, Nede, Bhadwa e.t.c.
No Phantom was harm in this Act 😂
U are really mind blowing comedian .. hats off sir
This was more interesting and engaging than the YRF's whole spy universe 😂😂😂😂
Creating comedy outta basic thing is a talent , I would love to see more dark inspired comedy.
thanks
Bhai mai pagal ho gya haste haste 😂😂😂
The accuracy with which you explained plot similarity, is mind-blowing 😮
One Ex Raw officer told if any agent fall in love with enemy agent, we will shoot him/her unless it is not a honey trap, bitter truth not like tiger/pathan
Tiger 3 's final script 😂
Bech diye mene hathiyar 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Epic line
It was far better than the previous ones....❤❤❤
We r R&AW not for killing we are for research and analysis 🇮🇳 plz don't misguide people
In logoko kuch pata hi nhi
After a long time very nice to see you again 😊
As a Pakistani I'm offended please do it again 💀
Karm sudharo apne
Second thing i like about you is you rarely do crowdwork❤
While watching this video- Hafeez Saeed's son has been killed by unknown gunman.
Various other terrorists in Pakistan & canada has been killed by unknown gunman
you never fail to not make me laugh👍
Bridge of Spies starting Tom Hanks and directed by Steven Spielberg. It is one of the only movies which depict life of a spy with conviction!
Dabbe mai dabba, dabbe mai cake,
Mohit morani laakhon mai ek❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
Hi i am khurram 😂
The accuracy depicted ❤
Can’t believe this is so hilarious 😂😂😂
Have seen him in noida sector 104 comedy county but couldn't recognise his name 😂😂😂 and he was gazing like pehchaan le bhai comedian hu 😂😂😂😂
I laughed my brains out.... behtareen sir...😂😂😂😂
Sir still waiting for your nearby standup show announcement (near rewa madhya pradesh)
and it feels really nice when someone famous persons like you personally replies
Me and one more person apparently are waiting for this at 3:13 am, 14 September 2023
Phantom + War + Tiger == script of his comic piece
Wow bro you killed it 😂 outstanding performance.
Ch0du hazarat muh-me-de aisha ko pelta tha to hazrat aisa pui pui padati thi.
Wow !!! Laughed so much man. Specially on " 5 feet ka gitta hai ". Thank you for raising standard of Indian comedy. Love you.
Even Pakistanis don't know about Dawood & Hafiz Saeed including me, but every Indian talks about both of them. Why? Well, the story was amazing.😂
Hafiz is international terrorist
This was hilarious man😂😂😂
This is called real stand up comedy.. Not like those cheap vulgar stand up comedian
Pakistan literally cross checking every paan wala after this video 😂😂
War × tiger jinda hai × special ops 😂😂
Special ops nahi phantom
Making jokes on people who give up their life to save us without expecting any acknowledgement and recognition is highly shameful. And the people who r laughing on this and appreciating this here are all giving their count of unpatriotic people living with holding Indian citizenship.
"Grenade par khade ho"
Was epic 😂😂
By The Way TEA IS FANATSIC Our Koi Hasi Nahi Bus Kotey Ki Tarah Barking Kr Raha Hai Bus 😜
Bhai fantastic ki spelling to dahi kr le
Fantastic ki spelling theek kar ke Lund namazi btw beta baap ko chai nahi pilayega to pela bhi jayega bhoolna mat
They should make a sarcastic comedy movie with this script
Mein ek RAW agent ho,Bangladesh mein rehta hoon, har raat mein mission me jata hoon, par subha hote e mission khatam ho jata he
Tu Pakistan mai hai bhaaai was really a heavy line in the entire show.
First of all that's called R&AW pronounced R N AW. Secondly there are many agents who are working there passively to support active agents.
LITTERALLY EVERY OTHER BOLLYWOOD MOVIE 🤣🤣
हर बार कबीर को एक ही लाइन से मोटिवेशन आती है:- हिंदुस्तान को तुम्हारी जरूरत है, नही नही तुम्हारी ही जरूरत है और रो में कोई है ही नही मा कसम😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
No salman khan harmed 😂😂😂😂
No Salman Khan was harmed during this video...
phantom ki baat krra yeh
I literally paused the video to calm myself down mannnnnnn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I am dead
Satakshi meri crush ka naam tha😂😂😌
He recited the script of most spy verse movies. They are all so silly but we still watch and make them into block busters.
Bhai koi achha sa kaam de dete mujhe paan kiii hi dukaan dere "duniya ko chuna lgane ka kaam" 😅😅😅😅
Bro the actual RAW agents probably mostly have names like Ramesh and Suresh😂😂.
Yeah, probably those born before 90s
No word's just amazing koi comparison hi nahi hai
Undercover Raw agents are real life's Assassin's Creed, they're the Real Legends
Imagined whole movie 😂
Few fun fact...
1. It take 25 years as Kabir is RAW officers and Politucian son..so they were waiting to make him adult fir fame
2. When they Govt of India can't recognized them..Kabir's IQ suggestion selection board membets are relatives of his and enemies of Kuram
3. Machali is consider very aspecious in all over so that was the key word..
Ain't you aware of talking dog of RAW !!! Would share soon his adventure on same line is not for sale ( read as pls take him with gift from our side) !!!
3
One of the best I've seen so far👏👏👏👏
The laughing sound of girl from the audience, kaafi sweet hai yar 👀
Thank God bharat sarkar ko atleast samajh mein toh aya yeh sab. Tabhi toh aajkal Unknown gunmen ka cases zyada chal raha hai.
0:37😂😂 epic line
I Think There Should Be No Video Make For Fun Of Army & Raw Agents... There are many UA-camrs and stand-up comedians who make fun of the Indian Army, raw agents, and Sanatan Dharma .. This is not a good thing public is also laughing... Shame on people who buy tickets for such stand-up comedians
you r right
He made fun of bollywood that makes such movies. He cleared this in the start of the video
That's why i like indian stand up comedians 😂😂😂
Better than most spy movies by YRF.😄
Iss bande ne Abhi Abhi 2 movies dekhi hau, Ek bard of blood aur Phantom Movie dekhi hai 😂👻
As a raw agent I completely agree with him .
😂🤣😅 agar ye raw se to me NSG se 😂😂
and mein ISI se@@vaidehikaushik2332
@@vaidehikaushik2332vaidehi I love you 🥰🥰🥰
Or mai SPG me hu