Population Control and Relatives | Standup Comedy | Malik Junaid (JD)

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  • Опубліковано 29 тра 2016
  • Population control is one of the biggest problems of Pakistan. Most people think its because of the marriages. I disagree. Find out why..
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  • @mecss8910
    @mecss8910 6 років тому +273

    This dude deserves to be popular... Respect from India

  • @89046robin
    @89046robin 6 років тому +205

    Your videos have changed my perception towards Pakistan. Respect from India!

  • @djs6176
    @djs6176 4 роки тому +45

    This should be shown on all news channels in All over South Asia , divided by borders United by frustrations.

  • @renusaini713
    @renusaini713 6 років тому +38

    First time I have watched Pakistani standup comedy.
    Love from India.

  • @navneetnaman1354
    @navneetnaman1354 6 років тому +34

    Bro the last one was hilarious. 😂😂 "entertainment tera hoye aur ticket k paise mai du."

  • @sourabhdande7409
    @sourabhdande7409 6 років тому +99

    first time watching any pakistani stand-up comedy. you are awesome bro

    • @muzamilahmed3127
      @muzamilahmed3127 5 років тому +1

      Haven't you watched Shakeel, Zafri khan, Umar sharif, Iftikhar thakur etc?

    • @jawedmohammad3895
      @jawedmohammad3895 4 роки тому

      @@muzamilahmed3127 they are not stand up comedian but stage actor

  • @enitesh
    @enitesh 6 років тому +78

    Nice one. Divided by borders but still we are same

  • @jewelstone2400
    @jewelstone2400 6 років тому +54

    I think i was wrong about Pakistani comedians.you are the best😍😍😍😍...you took my heart bro, love you you are fantastic 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @shrutikukkar488
    @shrutikukkar488 6 років тому +227

    Hey! The timing and the content.. My god.. Superb.. I am an Indian.. But I like Pakistan :)❤

    • @muhammadarslan7443
      @muhammadarslan7443 4 роки тому +1

      thankz

    • @arifali6762
      @arifali6762 4 роки тому +6

      shruti kukkar Thx. I am Pakistani and I love and respect India. Even in USA I tell people that I’m Indian because I believe they are one.

    • @walimuhammadscientist2955
      @walimuhammadscientist2955 4 роки тому +1

      Great

    • @onenationtheory1164
      @onenationtheory1164 4 роки тому +3

      aa gaye secularism ka jhanda leke....

    • @SurajKumar-jo9yb
      @SurajKumar-jo9yb 2 роки тому +2

      @@onenationtheory1164 Wohi na bhai kuch log toh appreciation mein kuch bhi bole jaa rhe h..😂

  • @sandhyashukla9650
    @sandhyashukla9650 5 років тому +26

    Mujhe nahi pta tha ki Pakistan me b is tarah k shows ho sakte. I was like Pakistan is very strict in religious issues. so shows like this might b haram..but ur video changed my view.

    • @MalikJunaid
      @MalikJunaid  5 років тому +2

      🙏

    • @sbsenglishgrammar1267
      @sbsenglishgrammar1267 4 роки тому +3

      @Sandhya Islam is the most beautiful religion... And its every teaching and command are in the favor of human beings... If people understand..

    • @longingsummers78
      @longingsummers78 3 роки тому +1

      Religious, Islam kay nam oe bana but abhi bhi yeh wada pora na hua. We are religious as well as liberal and some not so needed superstitious.

  • @syedmehdiabbas1588
    @syedmehdiabbas1588 6 років тому +94

    Awesome, love from India, bro and the last part especially was amazing.

  • @soulsearchingify
    @soulsearchingify 7 років тому +22

    Awesome! I'm glad to see someone raising this issue. Why is not any political party raising this issue?

  • @gogetter7963
    @gogetter7963 6 років тому +23

    Our culture is what unites us..
    Even for humours things

  • @Shubhamusicc
    @Shubhamusicc 6 років тому +13

    Next level, love and respect from India!!

  • @oreocoffeeshake
    @oreocoffeeshake 5 років тому +200

    Different countries, same people😂😂

    • @sirajkhan8069
      @sirajkhan8069 4 роки тому +5

      Same country and culture,,,,,
      Love you Indian ladies...

    • @maviaabbasi6701
      @maviaabbasi6701 4 роки тому +1

      We all brown people are same

    • @jawedmohammad3895
      @jawedmohammad3895 4 роки тому +2

      i have many indian friends in japan and I love them ,yes we are same

    • @MalikJunaid
      @MalikJunaid  4 роки тому +8

      🇵🇰 ❤️ 🇮🇳

    • @sirajkhan8069
      @sirajkhan8069 4 роки тому

      @Nitin Kataria f*****k......u

  • @Rimas-zr9ue
    @Rimas-zr9ue 6 років тому +22

    ur expressions and comic timing is supubbbbbb😂👍👍👍 please upload more videos

  • @jewelstone2400
    @jewelstone2400 6 років тому +20

    You got a new subscriber today. Love from india

  • @kikiursalone
    @kikiursalone 3 роки тому +1

    This was a great set! Wishing you all the best for the future, God bless you!

  • @deependrasingh7259
    @deependrasingh7259 5 років тому +23

    😂😂😂😂But still I LOVE MY CULTURE. .......😂😂 ITS "GOLD"

  • @sambeast6830
    @sambeast6830 6 років тому +2

    I just saw your video and can’t stop my self to subscribe your channel 👍🏻
    Love u bro have a blessed future 👍🏻

  • @chetanrana2987
    @chetanrana2987 6 років тому +11

    Hahahahah" entertainment tera aur ticket me dun" hahahaha oh bhai lmao

  • @vatsalyakishore8654
    @vatsalyakishore8654 6 років тому +10

    Dude post more of your videos. Good to some good stuff from Pakistan!!!

  • @mukeshchaudhary5081
    @mukeshchaudhary5081 6 років тому +27

    Good one brother.. keep it up.. I hope kuch aur videos dekhne ko milenge..👍
    love frm India.. 💐

  • @AbhinavSmith
    @AbhinavSmith 6 років тому +6

    I am subscribed and hooked to the channel.

  • @saadmuzaffar7846
    @saadmuzaffar7846 6 років тому +12

    Awesome dude pls put some more videos

  • @AnkitKumar-nh1us
    @AnkitKumar-nh1us 6 років тому +12

    Love from India
    And in a huge amount

  • @hassanshah5283
    @hassanshah5283 Рік тому +1

    Hahahaha watching this for probably the 20th time all time fav

  • @darvaish9290
    @darvaish9290 4 роки тому +5

    New addition in comedy section, well done buddy keep working like this and succeed 👌👍

  • @sharmatechtalk
    @sharmatechtalk 5 років тому +9

    Bhai video bhut shi hai yaar
    😂Aur beta ji chal raha hai na 👍😂
    🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @prabhakarkhndakar1030
    @prabhakarkhndakar1030 5 років тому +13

    Yar your too good........
    I have never seen a Pakistani
    With this attached super 👌

  • @samanferoz
    @samanferoz 6 років тому +11

    I am a stand up lover, watches even those with subtitles lol.. you are good dude, keep it up. Just subscribed for the first time.

  • @ibraheemimran3238
    @ibraheemimran3238 4 роки тому +3

    Impressive literally impressive!!!!!
    Keep it up boy!

  • @vishusingh008
    @vishusingh008 6 років тому +13

    This Guy is super awesome 😂

  • @m.hussainmehdi5782
    @m.hussainmehdi5782 4 роки тому +1

    Subscribed while watching the half video. You are such a talented stand-up comedian bro and you need more recognition cuz in our country stand-up comedy is not popular as it should be. I watch Indian stand-up comedy artists alot , I'm glad to see this in our country so we can watch it live. It's our responsibility to support the talented artists like you. Well-done 👌🏻

  • @Kanitmishra01
    @Kanitmishra01 6 років тому +5

    Absolutely loved it from India.

  • @johnnash5465
    @johnnash5465 5 років тому +7

    Nice content. Very relatable.
    - Love from India

  • @vishalrahul285
    @vishalrahul285 6 років тому +7

    Awesome bro... Same situation in India too😂😂

  • @authorminator1579
    @authorminator1579 5 років тому

    Boht zabardast bhai, topic bhi acha tha aur aapki standup juggatein bhi. Well done bro. 👍😎

  • @sandhyashukla9650
    @sandhyashukla9650 5 років тому +7

    Bhot badhiya bhai jaan..love from india..

  • @Farrukh018
    @Farrukh018 5 років тому

    Much needed stand up comedian from Pakistan in this era. Stay blessed

  • @OnkarShrma
    @OnkarShrma 6 років тому +11

    Awesome bro.! Love from India.! We have same culture here😂😂

  • @MrMrARJARIYA
    @MrMrARJARIYA 6 років тому +6

    Bro.. you are just awesome..

  • @fahad56
    @fahad56 7 років тому +7

    give them child benefit for one child Rs 1500 p.m. for second child Rs 1000 p.m.
    upward of third child they lost all child benefit , they have to pay child tax Rs 1000 p.m. by fourth child and every next child they have to pay child tax 1500 per child.

  • @MuhammadRafi-dm6it
    @MuhammadRafi-dm6it 4 роки тому

    Hahaha... freakin awsome man... entertainment teri ho rahi hai aur ticket mai bharu... hahaha.. u r too good bro... may Allah bless you with more success... made my day

  • @TheEmiratesGuy_1
    @TheEmiratesGuy_1 4 роки тому +1

    Awesome bro junaid super timing to keep improve your stamina for other hahahjsj amazing stand up comedian

  • @maryam4saleem
    @maryam4saleem 4 роки тому +8

    Omg u r so funny...facial expressions are awsome😂

  • @princessdoll9003
    @princessdoll9003 Рік тому

    OMG 😱 really good, keep it up.

  • @shahzadarif4712
    @shahzadarif4712 6 років тому +1

    yaar you deserve alot more subscribers bot maza ata ha apki video dekne me =D

  • @surajbhatt6267
    @surajbhatt6267 3 роки тому +2

    Awesome comic timing...👍👍
    Love from India..❤️

  • @kevinratha
    @kevinratha 6 років тому +6

    That was super awesome...Respect from India

  • @bilaljani6611
    @bilaljani6611 4 роки тому +18

    The smile of the girld behind this guy is osm 😊😙

    • @MalikJunaid
      @MalikJunaid  4 роки тому +15

      Meri comedy bhi dekh lo.

    • @bilaljani6611
      @bilaljani6611 4 роки тому +3

      @@MalikJunaid
      Apki comedy ki wjh se hi to so smile kr rhi h...👍

    • @MalikJunaid
      @MalikJunaid  4 роки тому +3

      Hahah 😂🙏

  • @tahreemhashmi2304
    @tahreemhashmi2304 4 роки тому +4

    Why he is so underrated a bomb of talent man

  • @sam4u101
    @sam4u101 6 років тому +168

    Bhai Jaan, India aur Pakistan ke culture mein sabe he to sabe h (rishtedaar, pariwaar, khana), saala hum log border pe kyo ladte h

    • @lazyguy0076
      @lazyguy0076 5 років тому +1

      finally something useful

    • @whitepearldude27
      @whitepearldude27 5 років тому +5

      One word "religion". I read somewhere that only 10% in India and 14% in Pakistan have positive views about each other. Figure out who these 10% and 14% are.

    • @BarelyFunctionalTK
      @BarelyFunctionalTK 5 років тому +6

      Arslan Hayat i would disagree with that. i can only speak about karachi, but hindus and non-muslims in general are well respected atleast in my area. they usually get better treatment then muslims just because people are conscious that they may feel offended by something we did or said. i would blame the hate on history, the relations were not good in the past and people just can't forget the past

    • @syed_taha_ahmed
      @syed_taha_ahmed 5 років тому +4

      @@BarelyFunctionalTK You are right i have many hindu friends in karachi .. Seriously we don't bother about religious differences.. We are good friends and respect each other...

    • @roha01
      @roha01 5 років тому +1

      Well, in window of 90 yrs starting from 1857..... we people fucked up somewhere.....

  • @iusmanasif
    @iusmanasif 4 роки тому +3

    Haha Yar Yesterday, I watch your video for the first time 😂😂 & Now daily One doze video ke Lazmi 😂😂

  • @alisalahudddin6182
    @alisalahudddin6182 5 років тому +5

    I subscribed on that line
    ... chal ra ha na 😁😂

  • @umairmalik2962
    @umairmalik2962 6 років тому +2

    Great. Keep it up bro

  • @multankasultaan
    @multankasultaan 6 років тому +3

    2:22 See Girl behind going to spit 😂😂😂

  • @AsadAli-to2zu
    @AsadAli-to2zu 5 років тому

    You are awesome plz keep up the good work!!👍

  • @dhananjay677
    @dhananjay677 3 роки тому +1

    Aare Yaar aap bahot badhiya comedian ho Yaar. Aap ki timing to bahot hi badhiya hai

  • @digvijaydiggi
    @digvijaydiggi 6 років тому +2

    gazab bhai... shaandar

  • @ritikasija3821
    @ritikasija3821 4 роки тому +2

    Love from India bhai😂😂👍

  • @muhammadsibtain6029
    @muhammadsibtain6029 4 роки тому +1

    A rising Star! God bless you! ☺

  • @yashsandhu8366
    @yashsandhu8366 6 років тому +45

    Good to see some creative liberal voices from Pakistan for a change. Karachi's vibe would be a relatively open minded I suppose.

    • @oreocoffeeshake
      @oreocoffeeshake 5 років тому +2

      Still the majority are liberals and there are shit load of people openly criticizing government

    • @basitali9583
      @basitali9583 5 років тому +2

      Bhaia Pakistani's too do all the shughal mela that you people do, and that too in family gatherings.
      People in central Punjab are some of the most open-minded.

    • @BarelyFunctionalTK
      @BarelyFunctionalTK 5 років тому +1

      you guessed right that karachi has quiet a large amount of liberal population but every region has it's liberals and conservatives

  • @hassananwer3674
    @hassananwer3674 6 років тому +3

    Awesome bro!

  • @shantanubaruah3930
    @shantanubaruah3930 6 років тому +4

    Keep up the good work 👍

  • @0886sbhaskaran
    @0886sbhaskaran 6 років тому +7

    Really good content. Subscribed 😁. Love from India.

  • @mrmalikofficial4394
    @mrmalikofficial4394 6 років тому +3

    Great keep it up bro....love from 🌹KASHMIR🌹

  • @salmanazir3189
    @salmanazir3189 3 роки тому

    What an underrated stand-up artist.

  • @mahakanum1907
    @mahakanum1907 6 років тому +1

    Bro u made believe that Pakistan has better and right future in good stand up comedy.. superb. . Keep up ur good work..

  • @jagdeshkumar7440
    @jagdeshkumar7440 6 років тому +6

    So nice. Signal tu toori or chalan main dhoon.

  • @epicnessendshere
    @epicnessendshere 6 років тому +3

    Hahaaha bro already a fan ❤️

  • @rajausamaasif8447
    @rajausamaasif8447 3 роки тому +1

    Arey Kamal kardye o pe praa jiii ❤

  • @uzairhassan8917
    @uzairhassan8917 4 роки тому +5

    Shehzada this is the first time i have seen a Pakistani's guy doing stand up comedy and it was really funny and great.

  • @ashumehar5892
    @ashumehar5892 6 років тому +2

    Ek no... 😂😂😂😂

  • @yasirdar7508
    @yasirdar7508 4 роки тому +1

    Junaid bhai bht acha h keep up the good work..!!

    • @MalikJunaid
      @MalikJunaid  4 роки тому +1

      Thanks buddy

    • @yasirdar7508
      @yasirdar7508 4 роки тому

      Bht late dykha lakin acha laga dykh k, I'll share it

  • @muhammadanassiddiqui8228
    @muhammadanassiddiqui8228 4 роки тому +2

    Bhai ending Kamal thi😂🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @sheikhmuhammadbilal4756
    @sheikhmuhammadbilal4756 5 років тому +1

    That was legit 🔥

  • @Byronic_Man
    @Byronic_Man 6 років тому +3

    hahaha sahi concept nikale bhai ,, city that never sleeps,means higher population.

  • @Shivani-pe7rv
    @Shivani-pe7rv 6 років тому +9

    That was an amazing set😁 way to go brother
    ❤ from India

  • @dr.abdulghaffar8500
    @dr.abdulghaffar8500 5 років тому

    Hillarious dude..✌️

  • @muhammadhaider1618
    @muhammadhaider1618 3 роки тому +1

    0:30 😲😲 check the reaction of that boy and girl...lmao

  • @MuhammadUsman-ln5ov
    @MuhammadUsman-ln5ov 5 років тому +1

    Good job bro Keep it up.

  • @HamzaAmin1
    @HamzaAmin1 6 років тому

    This was LIT AF....

  • @anujchoudhary1298
    @anujchoudhary1298 4 роки тому +2

    bohat badiya bhai...bohayt badia.......big fan from india

  • @user-gg6lp7te1k
    @user-gg6lp7te1k 6 років тому +7

    You are really talented, the control of the pace of the dialogue is amazing, love from Morocco, Casablanca ;)

  • @ameerhamza1484
    @ameerhamza1484 5 років тому +3

    When will you come back.
    We are missing your amazing content

  • @HamzaSid
    @HamzaSid 4 роки тому +1

    Just wow... you are great

  • @usairamzia7582
    @usairamzia7582 6 років тому +3

    kamaaaal kra gya larky

  • @UsmanAshrafmusic
    @UsmanAshrafmusic 4 роки тому +1

    Loved it♥️

  • @Salreviews8
    @Salreviews8 3 роки тому +1

    Great show 👏

  • @lovepreetvashisht992
    @lovepreetvashisht992 6 років тому +2

    Too good bro

  • @saiakash707
    @saiakash707 6 років тому +11

    Its damn funny...😂

  • @sekharkushwaha4211
    @sekharkushwaha4211 6 років тому +3

    Keep it on broo love from india

  • @ramanshdwivedi3786
    @ramanshdwivedi3786 3 роки тому

    Killed it JD bhai

  • @NasirKhan-gu9mg
    @NasirKhan-gu9mg 5 років тому +2

    Love you boy happy to see a Pakistani in standup comedy

  • @saumyasharma3793
    @saumyasharma3793 2 роки тому

    I don't know how I got these,but it was on next level Broo...
    Luv from India❤

  • @mahadeokumarsharma9074
    @mahadeokumarsharma9074 6 років тому +1

    You nailed it.

  • @rafaykhanzada9769
    @rafaykhanzada9769 Рік тому +1

    Oh my god where are you now the days you’re a gem

  • @ashishchahal1200
    @ashishchahal1200 4 роки тому +20

    Awesome content 😂 love from India 💝

  • @siddharthsharma3165
    @siddharthsharma3165 6 років тому +14

    1 No bhaji