Names & Pigeons | Trash Jokes 4 | Ghatia Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu

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  • @ninaddongare6514
    @ninaddongare6514 4 роки тому +8989

    'Kushagra' is that guy who does most work in group assignment but 'Morris' takes all the credits.

    • @Random-mj5np
      @Random-mj5np 4 роки тому +39

      Tywin Lannister haha

    • @JKalit
      @JKalit 4 роки тому +30

      Oh really and then Maurice announces it was actually Indian wisdom that had worked, mada is just spelt differently in English 'mother'

    • @goodguytushar
      @goodguytushar 4 роки тому +5

      Deja vu

    • @TheanonyMESS
      @TheanonyMESS 4 роки тому +3

      😁😁😁

    • @kushagrapurohit691
      @kushagrapurohit691 4 роки тому +33

      I feel him

  • @tanmaysharma1850
    @tanmaysharma1850 4 роки тому +5122

    "Jis naam ki spelling batani pad Jaye Woh toh hai hi unique"
    - Abhishek Upmanyu 2020

  • @amit.kharwal
    @amit.kharwal 4 роки тому +7262

    Feel sad for that "Kushagra" guy
    He literally shouted his name and got ignored like shit

  • @mannsings7096
    @mannsings7096 2 роки тому +899

    My mother was in ICU yesterday and while waiting for her whole night, I opened your videos and watched on loop to calm myself down. Thankyou so much. You unknowingly helped me a lot.

  • @pratikkumarverma6813
    @pratikkumarverma6813 3 роки тому +3131

    Elon Musk named his kid after watching this video

  • @siddjoshi2053
    @siddjoshi2053 4 роки тому +1734

    _3:05__ he uses his relatives names so that people with same name don't get offended... _*_Yehi baaten toh baad mein yaaad aatj hain_*

    • @anjaligupta6180
      @anjaligupta6180 4 роки тому +12

      sambhu ( shikaari's name )
      who is shikaari ???

    • @prattsdmagician
      @prattsdmagician 4 роки тому +10

      @@anjaligupta6180 that's a popular comics character

    • @VivekPrakash78
      @VivekPrakash78 4 роки тому +14

      @@anjaligupta6180 Shikari Shambhu is a comic character in the Tinkle magazine, which was very popular among kids in 90s

    • @anjaligupta6180
      @anjaligupta6180 4 роки тому

      @@prattsdmagician thank you..!!

    • @anjaligupta6180
      @anjaligupta6180 4 роки тому

      @@VivekPrakash78 thank you..!!

  • @anikaslifee
    @anikaslifee 4 роки тому +3083

    Abhishek : Main US a raha hu March me
    Corona : Yehi baate to baad me yaad ayegi

  • @feelings9822
    @feelings9822 Рік тому +151

    He connects his jokes one to another very smoothly 🔥🔥

  • @gurjot2318
    @gurjot2318 4 роки тому +3279

    "main usa aa raha hu march 2020 mein"
    This didn't age well.

  • @kushagrapurohit691
    @kushagrapurohit691 4 роки тому +8362

    For our fallen brother
    For his unheard voice
    "Kushagra"

  • @vidyutmishra8864
    @vidyutmishra8864 3 роки тому +3229

    Abhishek: mai US aa raha hun MARCH 2020 me perform karne
    Corona: "Haa bhai.....kaisi lagi....aa gya swaad??"

  • @aryan_0_0_7
    @aryan_0_0_7 2 роки тому +282

    Kushagra should have spoken his name at 1:32 . But he stayed quite😓

  • @LooserTubeWorld
    @LooserTubeWorld 4 роки тому +2717

    Abhishek:
    Main US ja rha hu march me
    Corona:
    Main kya job chod du?

    • @syntaxstudy1931
      @syntaxstudy1931 4 роки тому +17

      Corona - karwali bestii

    • @jags3573
      @jags3573 4 роки тому +6

      Job chod du, pata h kya bil rhe h tu

    • @shashvatsrivastava9809
      @shashvatsrivastava9809 3 роки тому +3

      Haaan

    • @anu_Iyer
      @anu_Iyer 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahah 😂😂😂

    • @vivekdoshi7752
      @vivekdoshi7752 3 роки тому +4

      Corona after hitting us highest in the world: aur bhai.. kaisi padi.. aagya swaad..

  • @thekushagrashrivastava
    @thekushagrashrivastava 4 роки тому +4397

    It's true with people with names as me. I do everything, Morris takes the credit

    • @koushiktekal9818
      @koushiktekal9818 4 роки тому +132

      Arey Bhai bhai Bhai 😂😂

    • @allaboutyatharth
      @allaboutyatharth 4 роки тому +4

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    • @Spidy067
      @Spidy067 4 роки тому +47

      Aap he ye cab wale ho kya

    • @umangpaliwaal
      @umangpaliwaal 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @sundarb6673
      @sundarb6673 4 роки тому +67

      Nice name Kushagra means the edge of the Kusha Grass! The grass is the symbolism of egolessness in Hinduism.

  • @gautamshukla3025
    @gautamshukla3025 4 роки тому +3107

    Abhisekh upmanyu: We should have unique names.
    Elon musk: Mast plan hai.......

    • @warriorgamer456
      @warriorgamer456 4 роки тому +39

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 serious le lia!

    • @gautamshukla3025
      @gautamshukla3025 4 роки тому +10

      @@warriorgamer456 😁

    • @mr.jadoun4873
      @mr.jadoun4873 4 роки тому +20

      Abhishek Bachchan ki wajah se aur ye naam bezzati karata hai 🤣 🤣

    • @neeharikad3522
      @neeharikad3522 4 роки тому +17

      Muskmelon

    • @mehulsingh8364
      @mehulsingh8364 4 роки тому +4

      Suryansha is also sounds unique

  • @RAM_YTzsn
    @RAM_YTzsn Рік тому +720

    My name is Ramesh😂😂my friend name is abhishek.. And my brother name is suresh.. What a coincidence 😂

  • @maheshsajjan8841
    @maheshsajjan8841 4 роки тому +1914

    My man "Kushagra" there shouting his name and getting ignored, but still sitting there. I need to be that strong🤗😆

    • @kushagraverma7637
      @kushagraverma7637 3 роки тому +43

      Ture. LOL. 😂😂

    • @maheshsajjan8841
      @maheshsajjan8841 3 роки тому +46

      @@kushagraverma7637 are aur ek Kushagra😂

    • @kushagraverma7637
      @kushagraverma7637 3 роки тому +10

      @@maheshsajjan8841 😂😂😂

    • @MoviesGuideHindii
      @MoviesGuideHindii 3 роки тому +2

      Mahesh

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      @jhavlogs7262 3 роки тому

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  • @kartikk9432
    @kartikk9432 4 роки тому +1264

    60% comments are about abhishek's amazing performance
    40% comments are about the poor guy khushagra getting ignored:(
    EDIT: thx for 1.2k likes:)

  • @sai0785
    @sai0785 4 роки тому +1386

    I literally expected 2nd guy to tell his name as SURESH 😂

    • @warriorgamer456
      @warriorgamer456 4 роки тому +16

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lagta h 5 star k ad jada dekh liya

    • @sai0785
      @sai0785 4 роки тому +15

      @@warriorgamer456 haa bas zyada dekh liye h..khaye nhi kabhi zyadaa .. kyuki shayad daat me kide na pad jaaye...

    • @bhavyaakulshrestha4282
      @bhavyaakulshrestha4282 4 роки тому +3

      same here!! either suresh aur kamlesh😂😂

    • @ASLarshdeep
      @ASLarshdeep 4 роки тому +4

      Aye bhai mene bhi socha tha 😂

    • @pranjaltiwari4415
      @pranjaltiwari4415 4 роки тому +2

      @@sai0785 phir iske masoode kisi ko pasand nahi aayenge

  • @wardaashraf7218
    @wardaashraf7218 2 роки тому +90

    When Abhishek giggles between his jokes.. It makes the joke look more funny and He looks even sweeter..! 💙..

  • @jasmeetmatta
    @jasmeetmatta 4 роки тому +314

    You know it's gonna be a good insult when you hear
    " IDHAR AANA ZARA"✋

  • @axarp13
    @axarp13 4 роки тому +10960

    When his trash jokes are better than other comedians.

  • @_mohitsinghh
    @_mohitsinghh 4 роки тому +12863

    Abhishek : mai US aa rha hoon March 2020 me
    Le Corona : Karwa li beizzti
    Edit - Waaoww ...
    Thanks guys for more than 10k likes❤️❤️

  • @ekjyotkaur9268
    @ekjyotkaur9268 Рік тому +141

    This was in Ludhiana. I was there in the audience. Had a great laugh 🤣

    • @shashankkumar9651
      @shashankkumar9651 Рік тому +9

      Then you should definitely shout your name to him.

    • @everythingyouneed8251
      @everythingyouneed8251 Рік тому +2

      @@shashankkumar9651 ,,,,,

    • @ankurchoudhary5512
      @ankurchoudhary5512 Рік тому +2

      You should not make fun of names "Shambhu" and "Siyaram" these are our gods name and I think you don't know the power of these name so be careful this is not acceptable

    • @worldfact4848
      @worldfact4848 2 місяці тому

      I am also from Ludhiana
      Mujhe kyun nhi pata laga 😢😢😢

  • @prateekgargx
    @prateekgargx 4 роки тому +682

    "Ye hi kabootar toh baad mein yaad aayenge."

  • @pihu5571
    @pihu5571 3 роки тому +3547

    It is weird how many of us feel sad for "Kushagra"

  • @zeeshanelahi5296
    @zeeshanelahi5296 4 роки тому +2879

    Trash jokes aisay hotay hain???
    other comedians: Hum kya karay job chor day phir?

    • @anirwanchaudhary5597
      @anirwanchaudhary5597 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @poojatayade5721
      @poojatayade5721 4 роки тому +2

      Do you know k ye trash jokes Kaha session kaha Hota h?

    • @Phoenix.219
      @Phoenix.219 4 роки тому +10

      @@poojatayade5721 ye jb wo log trial kr rhe hote h ki kaun joke chal rha h kaun nhi....uske fee kam hote h bhut ..ye kisi comedian ne hi bataya tha kisi video me

    • @poojatayade5721
      @poojatayade5721 4 роки тому +1

      @@Phoenix.219 ha but kaha Hota h? Place m asking re

    • @Adi-vz9to
      @Adi-vz9to 4 роки тому +2

      @@poojatayade5721 mumbai

  • @simranbasra3179
    @simranbasra3179 2 роки тому +51

    First 10 secs were soo funny😂 When he mentioned traveling in 2020 😂😭😂

    • @bushrazia8855
      @bushrazia8855 10 місяців тому

      Covid 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

  • @laroseschudeuki196
    @laroseschudeuki196 4 роки тому +2206

    The comments section is having a stand up session of its own😂

  • @karamjitdas4923
    @karamjitdas4923 4 роки тому +2641

    When the intro itself is a joke. 😂

    • @maskito883
      @maskito883 3 роки тому +21

      Underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @walnut9472
      @walnut9472 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

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      @harshmakwana27 3 роки тому +3

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    • @dheerajmusic
      @dheerajmusic 3 роки тому +16

      Corona : am i a joke to you !
      😂

    • @rakshitkhatri577
      @rakshitkhatri577 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @coby5583
    @coby5583 4 роки тому +3107

    Khusagra is a meme....the unheard voice. Reminds of this present world we are living. Where real deserved ones are ignored by someones like ramesh, abhishek and even morris. 😂😂😂

  • @sushmakaul7915
    @sushmakaul7915 Рік тому +26

    Abhishek you have a perfect comic timing ....great watching you

    • @naitiktiwari208
      @naitiktiwari208 10 місяців тому

      English needs to learn you (don't get offended😢)

  • @prakharsaxena2532
    @prakharsaxena2532 4 роки тому +2128

    His trash jokes are better than most of the stand up comedians good joke

    • @videosulllike3110
      @videosulllike3110 4 роки тому +4

      Kya bhai kapil sharma ki baat kar rahe ho kya😉

    • @prakharsaxena2532
      @prakharsaxena2532 4 роки тому +1

      @@videosulllike3110 tumhe kya laga hai??

    • @prakharsaxena2532
      @prakharsaxena2532 4 роки тому +2

      @@phaartt i dont think so maybe u like him different choices

    • @MohanKumar-jp4tn
      @MohanKumar-jp4tn 4 роки тому +1

      To kya kehna chahte ho bhai baki sab job chod de apni☺️☺️☺️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ayanokoji5594
      @ayanokoji5594 4 роки тому +1

      Other stand up comedians:- "tho kya phir mai job chodu ?"

  • @arvindsimon7189
    @arvindsimon7189 4 роки тому +262

    His accent makes the jokes even more hilarious!

  • @aayushbaniya6631
    @aayushbaniya6631 4 роки тому +806

    Abhishek Upamanyu: *calls these punches as trash jokes
    Other comedians- hum Kya kare phir job xoddein?

    • @hiatus0386
      @hiatus0386 4 роки тому +12

      @Silly Trisha o chup kr yr lord pain ky paise dera tumko bhai ne itna acha vala joke kiya USme tumko voh chutiya ko promote krna h

    • @sahana4164
      @sahana4164 4 роки тому +1

      Shi bola h 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vivekjaipal5801
      @vivekjaipal5801 4 роки тому +8

      @Silly Trisha na to wo rapper hai na he rap god
      Rap God World mein ek he hai
      Wo hai Eminem
      Or tre Lord Pain ki maa ka boshda
      Or tri bhi maa ka boshda

    • @hiatus0386
      @hiatus0386 4 роки тому +2

      @Silly Trisha jaha se aye ho vahi daal denge aapko aur apke lord pain ko jra adab se baat kre

    • @allaboutyatharth
      @allaboutyatharth 4 роки тому

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  • @Bandachoclate
    @Bandachoclate Рік тому +62

    Better than many other comedians 😂

  • @asdafruitella3425
    @asdafruitella3425 4 роки тому +2008

    Abhishekh: papa mera naam acha nahi hai
    Abhishek's dad: abay yar tum subha uth k dekho

  • @Abhishek91377
    @Abhishek91377 4 роки тому +7269

    3 Abhisheks in 150 people is actually an improvement...😂

  • @kushagraverma7637
    @kushagraverma7637 4 роки тому +2036

    I feel so bad for my name now...
    😂😂😂

    • @mohdnadeem2287
      @mohdnadeem2287 4 роки тому +87

      Tmko to avoid krdiya tha isne to😂😂

    • @kushagraverma7637
      @kushagraverma7637 4 роки тому +16

      @@mohdnadeem2287 😂😂

    • @mohdnadeem2287
      @mohdnadeem2287 4 роки тому +60

      @@kushagraverma7637 waise sbse zyada tmhare hi naam ki baate ho rhi hai comment section me😂

    • @kushagraverma7637
      @kushagraverma7637 4 роки тому +39

      @@mohdnadeem2287 too mai kya karu job chdd duu..
      😅😅😂😂..

    • @mohdnadeem2287
      @mohdnadeem2287 4 роки тому +35

      @@kushagraverma7637 yahi baate to baad me yaad aaegi😂

  • @harshitmishra625
    @harshitmishra625 2 роки тому +33

    The way he said - Sadak per so jao fir is truly amazing......😅😅😂😂

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      @payalgaming9827 2 роки тому

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  • @abagrawal3033
    @abagrawal3033 4 роки тому +3103

    Other comedians to his trash jokes: "Jaha hamare sapne pure hote h vaha inke struggle suru hote h"😂😂

  • @ANNIEGAMINGYT007
    @ANNIEGAMINGYT007 4 роки тому +582

    Meanwhile... kabutars to Abhishek : yehi baate toh baad m yaad aayngi🤣🤣🤣

  • @brijeshbansal4846
    @brijeshbansal4846 4 роки тому +871

    Abhishek: I am coming to USA
    Corona virus be like "WHY NOT"

    • @shamimalsafa1413
      @shamimalsafa1413 4 роки тому +2

      Usa trip keya canceled ho geya..??

    • @sonalijain5322
      @sonalijain5322 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bhaveshgoyal
      @bhaveshgoyal 4 роки тому +2

      @@shamimalsafa1413 I saw his first show in California. After that his shows got cancelled. It was a great show. I even met him after the show :)

    • @nkusa2010
      @nkusa2010 4 роки тому

      @@bhaveshgoyal You live in USA or just went for the show?

  • @theunknown21329
    @theunknown21329 Рік тому +40

    "Abe tu bhi abhishek hai" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ketankumarsingh1
    @ketankumarsingh1 4 роки тому +306

    Meanwhile Abhishek Upamanyu to the Pigeons of Delhi: "Hagte to ye b hain jagah jagah, pr Shayad inhe Car ka na Pata ho" 😂

  • @sangamkalyan
    @sangamkalyan 4 роки тому +220

    This guy never fails to put a smile on our faces . Keep it up bro . Waiting for more videos .

  • @sandesh0723
    @sandesh0723 4 роки тому +699

    Rameshs mother after show Beta Khana...
    Ramesh b like
    "Aansuo se Pet Bhar Liya"😂😂

  • @mastikitrain2844
    @mastikitrain2844 Рік тому +5

    Itna strategically hagga hai 😂 nailed it 🙌

  • @aryansharma30
    @aryansharma30 4 роки тому +4610

    You have to admit his trash jokes are far better than most of the comedians!!

    • @saikatc21
      @saikatc21 4 роки тому +53

      Better than selmon bhai's 'dukaan se'

    • @Singh-pe6zg
      @Singh-pe6zg 4 роки тому +6

      @@saikatc21 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @a.kash223
      @a.kash223 3 роки тому +25

      Ohh broo
      After reading your name I thought this was my comment.

    • @aryansharma30
      @aryansharma30 3 роки тому +10

      @@a.kash223 We are not same bro..! 😂😂
      Love u bro..!

    • @vikashsharma9837
      @vikashsharma9837 3 роки тому +21

      @@aryansharma30 initially I thought you replying yourself then check dp,my reaction was Oh my god! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Abhishekdg29
    @Abhishekdg29 3 роки тому +6208

    Me to myself after watching this video 'gazab bejjathi hai ye'😂

  • @shayansec
    @shayansec 4 роки тому +74

    1:41 " O matlab jisko spelling batane pade haan..." 😂

  • @abhiabhishek18
    @abhiabhishek18 Рік тому +15

    1:48 he took my name with my ex morris🤣🤣(coincidence)

  • @saurabhranawat8088
    @saurabhranawat8088 4 роки тому +723

    *Amitabh bacchan starts questioning his life choices*

    • @nilaydupare6983
      @nilaydupare6983 4 роки тому +1

      Good one dude😂😂

    • @rishi_1003
      @rishi_1003 4 роки тому +1

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @amitthakkar1835
      @amitthakkar1835 4 роки тому +1

      Haahahahahahaha

    • @shiva_mahto
      @shiva_mahto 4 роки тому +5

      @@TegraZero Thanx bhai...M to bhul hi gya tha abhishek bachhan naam ka bhi koi h LOL

    • @paramveerkhot
      @paramveerkhot 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @021bharathasindhu.v3
    @021bharathasindhu.v3 4 роки тому +494

    Abhishek: y u kept my name as Abhishek
    Dad : coz yahi bathe tho baadme yad ayenge 🤣

  • @amogh..
    @amogh.. 4 роки тому +57

    Ooh Mercedes! 😂😂😂😂😂
    Aaj to feeling hi aa gyi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    4:40

  • @sanagulammd7541
    @sanagulammd7541 3 роки тому +10

    I watched all ur videos in a single day it was that much entertaining. 😅 U rock ❤️ u put me on happy mode from sad mode.

  • @mehakgahlot920
    @mehakgahlot920 4 роки тому +889

    I like how he gave reference to his own family to stay away from general criticism

    • @Abhishek-150
      @Abhishek-150 4 роки тому +36

      He doesn't care about criticizing others.. But family jokes are the one everyone can relate to..

    • @kunaldevsingh5514
      @kunaldevsingh5514 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @midnightpoison8458
      @midnightpoison8458 4 роки тому +32

      @@Abhishek-150 Nice name

    • @Abhishek-150
      @Abhishek-150 4 роки тому +12

      @@midnightpoison8458 : Yeah Yeah 😑

    • @Get_success028
      @Get_success028 4 роки тому +4

      Aapke naam mein se to bahut achhi MEHAK aa rahi hai......#UNIQUENAME.... 😄😄

  • @dsodragon8152
    @dsodragon8152 3 роки тому +677

    My college assigned us rooms on the basis of alphabetical names... There were whole hallways full of Shubhams, Rahuls and Abhisheks.

    • @akkithakur6354
      @akkithakur6354 3 роки тому +16

      Nd akshay to bhar bhar k

    • @adviksingh1133
      @adviksingh1133 3 роки тому +13

      My college assigned rooms by aieee rank based and irony was I shared a room with Advik sharma and we were only two advik's in whole college..... In ragging my roommate got named as king and called king for whole college life... Saved confusion

  • @Opiumdot_
    @Opiumdot_ 4 роки тому +721

    1.6million views with in 17 hours but still it is not on trending list
    UA-cam is on saste nashe 😂😂😂😂

  • @bankgov2165
    @bankgov2165 Рік тому +6

    He has put so many dates of US tour in summer of 2020 and then COVID: hold my Mike 😭😂😂

  • @SingingSingh
    @SingingSingh 3 роки тому +405

    "Report me kya likha hai - Chhhhiiiii!!! " That got me😂

  • @binodlal9346
    @binodlal9346 4 роки тому +541

    Abhishek - mai US aa raha huu 2020 mai
    COVID 19 be like - kyu bhai aagaya swaad 😂😂

  • @Asad-vg9gi
    @Asad-vg9gi 4 роки тому +2738

    Nobody
    Literally Nobody
    India’s richest man name is
    “Mukesh “
    Edited: Not here again to thank you all.

  • @aditikule2482
    @aditikule2482 11 місяців тому +2

    Oh gawd.
    This starting always gets me.
    He didn't know the opening line would be a living joke

  • @arunkantbhatt
    @arunkantbhatt 4 роки тому +62

    5:59 "kahi kabootar utha ke to leke Nahi Gaye!!??" Imagination on high level 😝😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😀😀

  • @neon8104
    @neon8104 3 роки тому +1498

    Kushagra :- feeling sad with 69 others😢

  • @upplovers5857
    @upplovers5857 4 роки тому +1320

    *My brother's name is Abhishek & my father's name is Ramesh*
    😄😄

    • @upplovers5857
      @upplovers5857 4 роки тому +7

      @EPIC MONTAGES nahi

    • @devchaudhary2652
      @devchaudhary2652 4 роки тому +28

      Akash Bhi koi Accha Naam Ni hai😂😂😂😂😂

    • @areyoufreaked13
      @areyoufreaked13 4 роки тому +14

      Akash Ji Sister's name must be *hrutu* and your another name must be *morris*

    • @upplovers5857
      @upplovers5857 4 роки тому +4

      @@areyoufreaked13 😂😂

    • @rubenkhanal2552
      @rubenkhanal2552 4 роки тому +4

      What an coincidence 😂

  • @prosenjitdas5032
    @prosenjitdas5032 2 роки тому +5

    It's exactly 3am now. And I laugh so hard that my daughter got scared and cried. And now I am thrown out of the bedroom and I am sleeping on sofa. It's all because of your trash jokes. I promise I'll not see your videos so late at night ever.. or else May be next time I'll sleep on hospital bed. 🙂

  • @akshatjain1178
    @akshatjain1178 4 роки тому +478

    Whenever I hear the word "FUDDU" he comes to my mind.

  • @anuragrokade1322
    @anuragrokade1322 4 роки тому +829

    Even his "GHATIYA COMEDY" are way better than most of the others stand-up comedians❤️❤️❤️

  • @ajayraskar10
    @ajayraskar10 4 роки тому +601

    The only sensible comedian who literally makes you laugh after every punch...

    • @dead_people_been_quite_since
      @dead_people_been_quite_since 4 роки тому +4

      Ever watched Ashutosh Gupta's ‘Uber Pool & Wagon R’ stand up

    • @ajayraskar10
      @ajayraskar10 4 роки тому +4

      @@dead_people_been_quite_since Yes i have.. but Abhishek's way of delivery itself is so funny ,that he makes you laugh on a simple joke too. Like Rahul Subramanian, Aakash gupta, Sumit anand.

    • @ajayraskar10
      @ajayraskar10 4 роки тому +1

      @Lion punit pania is awesome 😂😂, but shashwat and Kjeld are ok ok.

    • @abhaysaxenaIITBHU
      @abhaysaxenaIITBHU 4 роки тому +2

      Zakir

    • @ajayraskar10
      @ajayraskar10 4 роки тому

      @@abhaysaxenaIITBHU bhai wo alag league h.. wo ginti me ni aate..and he doesn't do open mics. Wo to amazon prime special wala banda h.

  • @vx10football
    @vx10football 2 роки тому +3

    Going To us in march 2020 😂😂 bohot bezzati hogayi bhai 😂😂😂😂

  • @ManojKumar-zc5sq
    @ManojKumar-zc5sq 3 роки тому +426

    Kabutar and kushagra be like - *yhi baate to bad me yaad aayegi🙃🙃*

  • @Ananth-qx1kn
    @Ananth-qx1kn 4 роки тому +432

    This guy's standup is a gift to memers!

  • @goelritik862
    @goelritik862 4 роки тому +1232

    He doesn’t need content.He himself is the content 😂

    • @_gish
      @_gish 4 роки тому +35

      Yahi baaten to aage jaake yaad aayegi! 😂😂😂

  • @Shirsh
    @Shirsh Рік тому +3

    ''sadak pe so jaao fir'' - Upmanyu, 2020

  • @ashishrawat6745
    @ashishrawat6745 4 роки тому +340

    Literally I was completing my physics syallubus but when I see it's Abhishek upamanyu video I was like " Zindagi Mai ab yhi hai "

  • @alankrit844
    @alankrit844 4 роки тому +308

    Literally Elon Musk named his child after watching this video.

  • @kartik6110
    @kartik6110 4 роки тому +758

    Subject of discussion:
    Politics- Nah
    Sex- Nope
    Pigeon poop: Yes.

    • @funnyGossipTonight
      @funnyGossipTonight 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @ska4666
      @ska4666 4 роки тому +5

      Mudda serious hai, Kabootaroon ki Tatti ne Bridge tak Girwa Diye hain..

    • @ska4666
      @ska4666 4 роки тому

      @@RajKumar-rl2he Nah the one in Some Foreign country/city , I think it was London..👀

    • @ska4666
      @ska4666 4 роки тому +1

      @@RajKumar-rl2he Yeah, but the
      One I referred has Already fallen many Years ago..and caused more than just Significant Loss of life n property

    • @Yatharthsworld
      @Yatharthsworld 4 роки тому +3

      But far better than some shit shows who think mocking a particular religion or community is cool.

  • @paulphoenix2642
    @paulphoenix2642 2 роки тому +3

    I can't stop laughing whole time.....best comedian

  • @aishwarygarg1748
    @aishwarygarg1748 4 роки тому +295

    This guy has a bimari to forget about his channel...and he suddenly remembers about his channel and comes..😜😜

    • @filmifreak3823
      @filmifreak3823 4 роки тому +16

      Bro jiske USA mein shows ho rahe hain!! You think vo.. UA-cam se paise kamane ka sochega?😂😂

    • @utkarshsharma9349
      @utkarshsharma9349 4 роки тому +8

      He is way ahead than indian stand up comedians ....

    • @adyot1
      @adyot1 4 роки тому +9

      content likhne mein time lagta h bro

    • @Jbeat17
      @Jbeat17 4 роки тому +9

      Barely anyone puts their real jokes on the Internet. Agar sab kuch youtube pe dala toh uske shows dekhne koi q jaega?

    • @funnykarty2107
      @funnykarty2107 4 роки тому +1

      Bimari not illness😅ua-cam.com/video/orX4UpcZRW/v-deo.html
      I have made a video on modiji plz subscribe 🙏

  • @HEroEsHub22
    @HEroEsHub22 4 роки тому +40

    4:31 yo sirf gadio pe hagte hain😂😂😂😂
    The universal truth 😂😂😂

  • @freemanism123
    @freemanism123 4 роки тому +58

    3:56 Kya naam hai : Aditya Malhotra ! Achha mein deke aa raha Hun.

  • @mazherulislamkhan186
    @mazherulislamkhan186 2 роки тому +172

    Never knew his dad's name was 'Binod'🤣🤣
    Legends will get it😅

  • @mm.397
    @mm.397 4 роки тому +632

    *Art: Comedy*
    *The artist: Abhishek Upmanyu*
    😂😂♥️♥️

  • @snehaldange185
    @snehaldange185 4 роки тому +544

    This person has a magical power which makes people laugh.
    The one who agrees hit a like!!

  • @haveyoumetadi
    @haveyoumetadi 4 роки тому +652

    3:01 VINOD HITS DIFFERENT NOW

    • @prinzbabluroy5540
      @prinzbabluroy5540 4 роки тому +21

      😂🤣 Binod

    • @haveyoumetadi
      @haveyoumetadi 4 роки тому +7

      @@prinzbabluroy5540 YEAH

    • @shaestashamsheer2923
      @shaestashamsheer2923 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr 🤣

    • @nextctrl
      @nextctrl 3 роки тому +2

      His father name

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      @jhavlogs7262 3 роки тому

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  • @riyan571
    @riyan571 8 місяців тому +1

    Abey hasa hasa ke jaan lega kya!😂😂😂😂! Awesome man 👍🏻 awesome!

  • @forestwoods4085
    @forestwoods4085 4 роки тому +322

    Attended his live comedy show 5 days back..😋
    He definitely nailed it 🤯
    He'll be a millionaire very soon..
    All the best🤗

    • @regularhuman95
      @regularhuman95 4 роки тому +5

      he probably is

    • @toobakhan3103
      @toobakhan3103 4 роки тому +4

      hes one already .

    • @forestwoods4085
      @forestwoods4085 4 роки тому +4

      800 to 1000 per person (also depends on which seat u choose)
      Approx 1000 ppl attended that show
      It was definitely houseful

  • @shahbazshaikh3384
    @shahbazshaikh3384 4 роки тому +462

    For who doesn't know him, he was an associate at Bain & Company. Hats off man , one of the best commedian 😎

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 4 роки тому +401

    Abhishek uploads a video,
    And Whenever I see the notification,
    *Me:* "Ah yes, here we go again."

    • @HaiderAliKhan
      @HaiderAliKhan 4 роки тому +2

      Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share this with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV, when I turned it off.

    • @dheerajmusic9295
      @dheerajmusic9295 4 роки тому

      @@HaiderAliKhan 😜 nice one

  • @harshvijay2013
    @harshvijay2013 2 роки тому +2

    bhai bhai bhai.. amazing sense of comedy.. big fan

  • @niteshyadav247
    @niteshyadav247 4 роки тому +210

    Abhishek: I'm coming USA
    Corona: that's cute

  • @bhokarevivek77
    @bhokarevivek77 4 роки тому +147

    First Punch of the act
    "Main USA aa raha hu march 2020 mein" lol

  • @maskedtitan483
    @maskedtitan483 4 роки тому +256

    he is the only comedian who still makes me laugh

    • @atharvasinha4626
      @atharvasinha4626 4 роки тому +1

      Then you should watch abhijeet ganguly

    • @prathamsharma9239
      @prathamsharma9239 4 роки тому +1

      Arsalan is a unique name by the way

    • @maskedtitan483
      @maskedtitan483 4 роки тому

      @@atharvasinha4626 yes i have seen his videos he's actually funny but still Abhishek is funnier (personal opinion)

    • @maskedtitan483
      @maskedtitan483 4 роки тому

      @@prathamsharma9239 Thanks bro!

  • @bhaveshrathore2984
    @bhaveshrathore2984 2 роки тому +5

    I start laughing when he said i was coming to US in 2020 😂 😂

  • @utkarshgoyal1783
    @utkarshgoyal1783 4 роки тому +41

    7:29
    Abhishek: Me unke pass gaya,
    Also abhishek: mene kaha idhar aao😂

  • @अनजानव्यक्ति-भ9म

    "pehle tum dhoke aao ghar se", stopped video laughed for 5 minutes then resumed watching 😂😂

  • @M.P197
    @M.P197 3 роки тому +123

    Main joke : The introduction!! 😂😂
    Abhishek Upmanyu as always 👌👌👏👏

  • @tusharekhande9941
    @tusharekhande9941 2 роки тому +2

    Ye video ka sabse bada joke toh starting me hi ho gaya bahut hasa me.....me march 2020 US aa raha hu🤣🤣🤣🤣