Stupid Log,Alcohol aur Gaaliyan | Jaspreet Singh Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубліковано 18 чер 2019
- For upcoming show updates : / lifeofpaaji
Stand up comedy about incidents in delhi and the stupid people i have met!
Credits:
Shot by - Akshit Arora
Shot at - Canvas Laugh Club Gurgaon
Post Production - Myoho Films
Edit & Grade - Karan Asnani
Sound Mixing and Mastering - Sohail Gandhi
Special Thanks - Harneetpal Kaur
Maya by Prabhdeep
Listen here: • Prabh Deep - Maya (Audio) - Комедії
Upcoming INDIA TOUR tickets linktr.ee/jaspreetsingh1
INSTA instagram.com/lifeofpaaji/
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The best comedy i have ever seen 💥❤
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1.Pratham, 2.dwitya, 3.tritya, chutiye!!! That was epic!🤣🤣
Aaj samajh main ayiya matlab !!
Yes🤣🤣
Yup🤣😂
@@SubhaChugh I can't stop watching it
True af 😂
What a comedian! Never bullies his audience
He actually did!
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Chutiye usko crowd work bolte h
@@Nilgay GM
That is not bullying
That is a type of comedians like Aakash gupta
"मैं समय हूँ"
- Jaspreet, 2019
😂
Bhutnii k tu kn 🤣🤣
2021
"Unke chehre pe 150 ke nuksaan ki feeling" , totally priceless indeed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am the fourth hundred liker meanz 399 amd i do 400
I change series
Airtel guy be like "" Salla customer care ko phone to nahi lag gaya ""
This man is my favrt stand up comedian he has just amazing sense of humour.I never get bored while seeing your video.
This man ki jagah you bolna tha. Second sentence Yan toh he likhna tha.
Check out Akash Gupta
I love the way u said " bakchodi karke dekh" 🤣🤣
0:25😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@MohanKumar-jp4tn thanks
@@turbochargerwhine you're welcome my friend. Logo ko time stamp dalna yaad rakhna chahiye. Mai har comment pe time stamp dalke comment karta hun 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 thanks to you, yeh fir se dekh liya 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Lol
😄😄
Basic grammar of gali
Teri 'x' ka 'y'
x: relative
y: body part 😂😂🤣
You nailed it again
Bhayi matlab samjhana zara😂😂
Yar is ka mtlb nahi samjh aya smjhana zra 🙄🙄
@@youdontknowme.5 hahaa okay brother 😂😂😂
@@MuzammilRafiqueKhan bhia mere x = relativr like mother, sister aur y= body parts matlab chut ya laora,
😂😂
9:35 eminem mode on
I'm watching this in a hospital while sitting in the waiting area & can't stop laughing. Hilarious as fu*k 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
Lmao same frfr wth
Comedians these days make a laugh from abusive language but this man...!!!! Just fabulous
😂😂😂
Exactly my point. Well presented. Amazing 👏🏻
Rajat Chauhan ka naam suna h tune ja kr Dekh uskai videos smj jayega
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@@amanchauhan8808 a different Indian comedian
Comedy is not a person telling funny things it is a funny person telling things 😂😂 -biswa Kalyan rath
Totally agree
Bilkul sahi baat 😂😂
biswa ji ki den hai ye
So effin truee
@@rishab1500 to
JS is just in a different league. Very rare to find such a brilliant person. You can listen to these 12 minutes over and over again, still feels fresh and new, and you are bound to laugh every time.
It’s 11th time repeating it and still laugh like 1st time🤣
Best punch
X is relative, Y is body part
Noun pronoun and preposition
😂😂😂
Teri x square ka y cube😂😂😂
@@mysterystation3551 2 relative 3 body part 😂😂😂😂
So good at math now🤣🤣🤣
Me: watching video peacefully
My airtel connection : backchodi karke dekhta hu😂😂😂😂
Nice callback
my wifi every time
0:25
😂
Happened here as well lol
This guy wins my heart...he even performs in siliguri 🤟🏼
The reason why I follow him is his energy level and the dialogue delivery......Best!!💓
😊😊💯
7:00 "pratham,dwitiya,tritiya,*******"
That part was awesome😂😂😂😂
6:30
Tere *X ka Y*
*Where X is RELATIVE and Y is BodyPart* 😂😂
mujhe samajh nahi aaya bhai iska matlab kya hai batana bhai
Mom is the relative and the other thing is "the body part"
@@rohansharma4604 bhai mujhe bak rahe ho kya gali aap
Tare x^2 ka y^3
@@mohdikraam2022 arey nai bhai mai apko kyu bakunga vaise hi punjabi hu bta rha just
8:58 LEGENDS ONLY NOTICED THAT THIS STYLE OF SAYING IS OF ABHISHEK UPMANYU LOL
Yes broo😂😂😂😂 Abhishek ka purana vidio vala part😂😂
ikr😂😂
Yeah😂😂😂😂
0:25 meme material 😁😁😁
UA-cam should add a "Love" button cause for this one "Like" isn't enough!!
❤❤
Mai samay hu....
Bhoootni k tu kon hai🤣🤣🤣
Mind blowing yaar...
Building wealth involves developing good habits like regularly putting money away in intervals for solid investments. Instead of trying to predict and prognosticate the stability of the market and precisely when the change is going to happen, a better strategy is simply having a portfolio that’s well prepared for any eventually, that’s how some folks' been averaging 150K every 7week these past 4months according to Bloomberg.
That’s crazy, I’m just doing everything wrong with my portfolio.
The US-Stock Mrkt had been on it’s longest bull-run in history, so the mass hysteria and panic is relatable considering we’re not accustomed to such troubled mrkts, but there are avenues lurking around if you know where to look. My wife and I are retiring this year with over $7,000,000 in tax deferred investments. up until 3 years ago we were 100% in the S&P. During bear markets we had a perfect plan. We got an investment manager in our corner and didn’t look at our portfolio for nearly a year.
Same here, 75% of my portfolio is in the red and I really don’t know how long I can stomach the losses. I’m beginning to reach a breaking point.
Patience patience patience. It's a cycle.... a sucky point in the cycle, but a cycle nonetheless.
Hello, I am new when it comes to investing and i would really appreciate if I could get some tips about where it is worth to invest in (ETFs, Stocks, Growth stocks, Dividend stock etc.)
6:39 was the best part😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I never laughed too much while watching a standup comedy.😂😂😂😂😂..sardarji tusi chaa gye ..maje aagye sach mein sunke ...apko aage keliye all the best ..Baba ji di mehr hove tuhade pe ❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
Sakshi Bisht oh really,😂
Sakshi Bisht was my friend in Class X lol. Sun Valley
@@anjishnulahiri9600 sun valley international school 😆😆
@@Sarthak10 yup that one
@@anjishnulahiri9600 so.you passed 12th ?
This guy is the best stand up comedian.
Anti depressing tablet se zada asar he iski videos me. Sharab se zada addictive.
Thank you for the entertainment.
5:50 unke munh par 150 ke nuksaan ki feeling 🤣🤣🤣... Haaye re bechari police .... Gajab beijjati hai yaar
When I was in Delhi one time, the rikshaw wala was bumping into a scooter ahead and shouting AT the scooter rider by saying "Abey, dekh k chala" 😂 and, I was thinking, how could he possibly ride while eyeing backwards 🤣🤣
Where '×' is relative and 'y' is body part...😂😂😂😂😂😂
CSK 331 sahi h
😂😂
Me samay hu
this was epic 😂😂😂😂
Want some examples?😂
@@arknav5291 yes please
Are bhai is back 😂😂😂 love you 🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️
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Dost bane dusman part 1
4:47 paji😂😂
I watched it 20 times but laugh hard every time😂never get bored
Antakshari with Aggression 9:45
3:44 it's dangerous when law and order functions on stereotype....so true
8:50
Best Relatable😂😂😂😂😂
That Antaakshari with Agression 💥💥💥🙌🙌🙌🙌
Presence of mind & joke delivery of this guy is fantastic.
Best part this
1 pratham. 2 dwitya. 3 tritya 4. chutiye
😂😂🤣🤣
6:58
11:38 what an ending😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm sitting in office, watching this and laughing loudly! 😂
Finally! 500 saal baad koi video to daali😊😊
Fight in Urdu :"Arey Bhai jaan" 😂😂😂
I speak urdu...but trust me we don't speak like that 😂
Bismillah Bismillah 😂
So awesome dude
fight in urdu: abay gandu, yay ankho ke jaga tattay lagay way hay kia.
@@farqadmazhar1210 stop portraying a bad image bro...yahan parhe likhe log aur even kam educated log bhi iss way mai baat ni krte kiu kai gali deina na sirf apko jahil show krta hai balke shadeed kisam ka gunah bhi hota hai...jis trha ki language apne boli wo sirf under matric aur jahil log hi use krte hain bhae
I really like your way of comedy.... Pure and healthy without hurting anyone....
10:07
i died laughing
"BAKCHODI KRKE DEKH" is now a normal routine for me😂😂
0:25😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
1.Atomic Level ki gaaliya
2. 150 ki nuksaan ki feeling is price less.
And many more😂😂
This decency is rare.. without naming words to your audience..you just create a laughter havoc..
Way to go Paaji.. 🥂
6:55 best partttt 😭 HAHAHAHA THAAA WASSSSSSSSS SOOOO FUNNY litterally nicee
5:46 Pricelesss
6:45 aussomee
7:02 bohot sahi bhai
7:47 zabardast
9:31 so true
10:29 rofl
11:08 teri xsquare ka y cube ....
"Oh paaji aarehe hai, paaji aarehe hai, paaji aarehe hai, paaji aarehe hai"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This never got old 😂
Loved it paaaaaaajjjjjjiiiiiiii❤️
You are a true comedian amazingly he doesn't abuse ❤🇮🇳 salute to you
4:29 Bhootni k Malyali hai wo 😂😂😂😂😂
best part is that person make sentence with the last word of sentence 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
3:32 *Archana Puran Singh behind*
It never gets old😂😂
10:17 was awesome
Bro hats off
Kya script hai
Kya timing hai
Delivery best
Great bro
I always come back to this in a week or two. Can't get enough of this one lmao
So true when he said main bahut shareef aaadmi tha😂😂😂 Same happened with me ! Delhi main sab gusse main hi rhtey hai😂😂😂😂😂😂
Is he lost brother of Abhishek Upmanyu... sound quiet similar and class comedy!!!
Ya I think the same.
@@Dayss_months what's a comedy format, explain in detail pls
@@Dayss_months ..
agreed....
Dono Delhi wale hai
Watching it again and again always bring continous smile on my face☺️☺️
😊😊😊💯
बहुत ही शानदार कॉमेडी है बाकी सभी कॉमेडियन से बिल्कुल अलग हटकर
U are amazing man 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Kisi stand-up comedian ka video Aaj Tak back to back nahi dekha maine
10times in a row but still not bored. strange
Kyu ek baar m smjh nhi ayea 😂😂😂
Damn bro you high af
Kitne Vela ho😂😂😂
MATLAB tum chutiya ho😂
lll pop
Who is watching this in covid days 😂😂😂😂
I love you brooo..
me
Le pahle hi bhai bna liya 😂
@@himanshushekhar4177 yeh mera doubt tha yr kaafi time se
Ladko ki bhai sunne me itni fatti kyu hai😂
@@himanshushekhar4177 koi baat nhi hum to chutiya hai bc😂
Oh Didi.
Itti baar dkh k bhi maaze aa jate h whenever watch again.... ❤❤❤❤
Main 10 saal se comedy dekhta hu but ye banda mujhe ab mila.Great standup.......❤❤❤ Unbelievable !
5:45 Ab 150 Nhi raha 10000 ki nuksan ki feeling 😂😂
Ab to 100 ki liquor pilaake test kareinge😂
Do we have to pay if we take an alcohol wala test?? What 150 or 10000 rs. Are for??
Khushboo Gupta the 150 and 10000 are for bribes if you get caught doing drunk driving
Aantakshari with aggression....!!
Teri ex square ka y cube.. 🤣🤣
i did not under stand this x and y thing
@@rocko7665 only punjabis can understand
😂😂😂😂
Ha
Keen to know what gaali it was ??? Anyone
@@MrToupender me
10:00 is must.
Was i the only one who heard of triggered insaan at 0:46
No man,, this is serious.😂😂
2 GADI thooki, 3 londe nikle , ek ne bat ek ne hockey ek ne sulgger pakda aur main keha rha hu bhen***d GAAAME konsi khel ke aaye hai yeh log😂😂😂😂😁🤣🤣
Ankit Agarwal 🤣
This stereotype sardar is totally SAVAGE🔥🔥🔥
bruh, why did I discover you so late.. you need more fame man. love your work
3:28 arey beta apni bear toh finish krkey jaatey😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Beer bro, beer
No hate no bakwas Non-political.. truly orginal....you are of the best comedian I ever seen....
'Beta apni beer to khatam kar k jaate' 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌 was waiting for your vdo man .. awesome and hilarious as always
SAKSHI SRIVASTAVA hey dude the picture you have uploaded i think this is your sexy picture in your UA-cam profile.
Great show well written and fantastically executed...Awesome!!!
I watch this again and again... bhai teri commedy alag hi level ki hai
Comedian : I love talking
Audience : HAHAJAJHASJSKKSLALAAHAH
Sometimes it look fake, har baat pr kon hsta hai yr.. He said, " My favorite hero is sunny paji". Nd audience was like, " Hahahahaha"
I'm what the fuck yr.. 🤣🤣
@@anshuchoudhary6313Yahi toh difference hai vaha baeth kar hasne main aur yaha headphones lagaa kar hasne main.
Just like watching a movie at theatre is having much fun than watching it at home. Think logically....have a nice day.
@@anshuchoudhary6313 bro ye edited hoti h videos...ye best laughs cut kar lete hain & edit karke chipka dete hain...I have attended Zakir khan show live in delhi...people laughs but not on every line that we see in youtube videos
talking to each other in urdu during a fight?! thats actually a genius idea xp u nailed it man!!
Edit:164 likes ! Thank u guys
Shudh Hindi b koi kam nahi hai Sweet hote hai Bihar ko he dekhlo bichare kitne b abused ho rehte krishn k gwalo ki Tarah hai well behaving,,infact wo he in Punjabi or north k logo ke Working brain/wheels hai under mehnat majdoori ka asal kaam karte hai,, aise he badnaam kardi hai tumne/gaaliya dene walo ne pehli gaaliya kisne nikali hindi ki????or Urdu b koi boht meethe nahi hote churi hoti hai dil me unke b, shudh hindi waale to phirb sweets/milk/mithai banate hai ,,,Urdu me gaaaliya ni khai kya kabi unki gaaliya b waahiyat namakul kaan se khoon nikal sakti hai???Or vo banda sahi kehra inventor shayad Punjabi he honge dono side jab Bant gaya tha desh ladayi me bhyankar gaaliya hoti hai sabko pta hai,bdnaam to honge he phir sharab/gaaliyo k liye agar karoge to,,,,except unke jo Shabad/gurubani wale ilake k aaspaas rahe ho.
Neeraj Sharma go and take a bath brovie 😜👍
Neeraj Sharma oh Bhai Meri Terese koi dushmani par tu bina kise reason hum punjabiyon ko stereotype Kar rha hai. Aur Bhai partition Delhi ki sarkaar ne kraya that na ki hum logon ne
I watch this video again n again.. makes me laugh everytime.. gbu!
He looks like a punjabi relative of VIRAT KOHLI.
Virat Kohli is Punjabi!
Virat Kohli is Punjabi .
teri X square ka Y cube.( X= relative, Y=body parts)🤣🤣😂😂
Bhai samjhao to😂😂
@@soniyaagarwal5934 cool..!!!
The part about alcohal and punjabis was a sad truth wrapped in comedy. Being a punjabi I feel bad that how punjabis are portrayed out of punjab.
All fault of Bollywood...
And the sad part is that mostof the actors in Bollywood are of punjabi backgrounds
But similarly this is being done to Delhi in such videos. It's all a joke :)
@@himanshpandey6380 joke making people's mindset view:(
Hands down the best standup I ever watched..👍🤣
Fantabulous 🔥
Second person is forming sentence from the first person's sentence😂🤙
Amazing set!!! Hilarious!!🤣😂😂🤣
Antakshari with Aggression 😂😂😂
Watched many times but laughs every time😁😁
just full of laugher.! Jaspreet Singh you did great job.............
Omg..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣It was hilarious when he said.... "Teray math main 12 no. Aayeh"....hahaha
11*
@@unemployedengineer7642 your username tho😂
9.46. Antakshari with aggression 😂
Ladai Urdu me was out standing...🤣🤣
😊😊😊💯
Abe yaar..ye khatam kyu ho gaya ❤️
I was in the audience
The whole set was even better
Paisa Wasool♥️
9: 30 how you manage to speak , genius
9:30
Maths me 11 number 🤣🤣🤣🤣
11 number but 51 likes
0:25 no words
Epic 😂😂😂😂