Commercials that never made it to air - Mock the Week - Series 12 Episode 8 - BBC Two

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 131

  • @AeronN7
    @AeronN7 10 років тому +391

    Dat Dara impression... hahaha PERFECT

  • @lynden1711
    @lynden1711 10 років тому +445

    The best thing about this particular one, is that Hugh Dennis does a lot of voiceover for ads

    • @shaazy
      @shaazy 6 років тому +47

      With a voice as crisp like that, who wouldn't want him to.

    • @user-wq6hr9xi2n
      @user-wq6hr9xi2n 6 років тому +3

      Lynden ahh cool! Which ones has he done do you know?

    • @daisugoi
      @daisugoi 6 років тому

      ** Marmite ** he's done PC World I think?

    • @handyandy6050
      @handyandy6050 3 роки тому +3

      Are YOU paying too much for your car insurance?

  • @someguy1728
    @someguy1728 9 років тому +270

    "I wipe my arse with Colgate..." is funnier than the punch line of the joke

    • @xtheamazingax
      @xtheamazingax 8 років тому +2

      Should've just ended it there tbh... Hehehehe

  • @AndersPuschel
    @AndersPuschel 11 років тому +253

    "Have a break. Have a wank."
    Sponsored by the International Society of You Tube Commenters

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 3 роки тому +33

    "Condoms. Because if she sleeps with you, she sleeps with anyone!" Pure diamond right there! Would buy those in a heartbeat 😁

  • @xXKingEllisXx
    @xXKingEllisXx 7 років тому +317

    'thats why she'll be thinking about the new mazda' thats genius

  • @buca9696
    @buca9696 10 років тому +293

    I could have sworn it was Dara talking in the last bit.

  • @SakariWolf13
    @SakariWolf13 2 роки тому +8

    'Coco Chanel. Tastes bloody 'orrible, I'm sticking to Horlicks.' I died 😂😂

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 9 років тому +179

    Spot on Dara impression.

  • @dez3540
    @dez3540 4 роки тому +49

    Theeeey'rrrreee.....they're alright.", literally spat out my drink.

  • @mattie30
    @mattie30 11 років тому +50

    'Got that uncomfortable, bloated feeling in your stomach? Then try going for a shit!' LOL. Andy Parsons is my fave on MTW, bloody hilarious...

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 5 років тому

      Yeah I found it hilarious because it doesn't sell anything. 😂😂

  • @thj6293
    @thj6293 4 роки тому +25

    The Wallace impression was amazing..

  • @MrDegenerateMe
    @MrDegenerateMe 11 років тому +26

    The Dara impression alone had me in stitches, but when he did the Chris Addison flaily arms thing I just lost it.

  • @hazeltree7738
    @hazeltree7738 4 роки тому +15

    0:58 Can we appreciate his good this voice is for this and how amazing the reference is?

  • @norrinradd3549
    @norrinradd3549 4 роки тому +16

    “I wipe my arse with Colgate, so now I have a ring of confidence”, is nearly the best arse joke on mock the week, but that honour must go to, “Gollum that’s not the ring that I am talking about, so please take your finger out of my precious”........

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 8 років тому +143

    "To 'ehh' is human." - Dara O'Briain

  • @MarcLesan
    @MarcLesan 7 років тому +110

    "Bangladesh. Because every little child helps"

    • @naimhussain6013
      @naimhussain6013 5 років тому

      i dont get it, and i really want to know because this seems like a clever joke

    • @oliverparikian9536
      @oliverparikian9536 4 роки тому +3

      @@naimhussain6013 bang ladesh... poor ladesh

    • @naimhussain6013
      @naimhussain6013 4 роки тому +3

      @@oliverparikian9536 😂😂😂 it's funnier when you read it in a scottish or cockney accent

    • @qfox16789
      @qfox16789 4 роки тому +2

      Naim Hussain Sainsbury’s tagline is ‘every little helps’ the joke is that a lot of clothing products in shops are made in developing countries, child labour etc

  • @isabelmay13
    @isabelmay13 11 років тому +22

    'Maybe shes born with it'
    'Maybe its PHOTOSHOP!!'

  • @itsjemmabond
    @itsjemmabond 10 років тому +74

    I wipe my arse with Colgate. And now I have a ring of confidence.

  • @mistermangoman69
    @mistermangoman69 3 роки тому +5

    That was a very good Wallace impression

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 4 роки тому +5

    That Wallace impression was spot on. 👌😑

    • @venndiagram5981
      @venndiagram5981 2 роки тому

      Really ? I didn’t think it sounded anything like Peter Sallis and I only figured out who he was trying to sound like when he mentioned Gromit !

  • @thesurgeon6473
    @thesurgeon6473 6 років тому +4

    Gary's "maybe she's born with it" is one of my favourites ever

  • @alexcameron8724
    @alexcameron8724 11 років тому +2

    'Have you got that bloated, uncomfortable feeling in your stomach? Then try going a shit.'
    LOL, that guy cracks me up all the time!!

  • @davidleahy8770
    @davidleahy8770 Рік тому +1

    That was A Awesome Wallace Impression

  • @Ram92026z
    @Ram92026z 3 роки тому

    I have and can never ever ever get to watch these kind of comedic geniuses. Just brilliant wit and amazing humor!

  • @ClovisdeCruz
    @ClovisdeCruz 6 років тому +13

    Glad I’m not the only one who felt weird watching Kevin Bacon on British tv.

  • @viridismonasteriense
    @viridismonasteriense 11 років тому +4

    That's the best split second Andy Parsons impression I've ever seen.

  • @Alex-jm2vq
    @Alex-jm2vq 4 роки тому +2

    The Mazda joke killed me

  • @thomasholum6743
    @thomasholum6743 8 років тому +29

    ''Welcome to Aldi, where elders are twice of age than they are in Lidl.''

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 7 років тому +1

    That first one with Hugh has Miles Jupps (and everyone else) in stitches. :D

  • @rosshartley1397
    @rosshartley1397 7 років тому +30

    Dfs isn't having a sale

  • @ada4927
    @ada4927 7 років тому +10

    "Have a break. Have a wank"
    I intend to XD

  • @mechislander
    @mechislander 10 років тому +8

    what a great way to begin the segment!

  • @jimjimmyjames59
    @jimjimmyjames59 4 роки тому +4

    I know he kind of has a dad bod and he slouches, but I find Miles Jupp to be very handsome.

  • @harryforster602
    @harryforster602 7 років тому +14

    This was probably the best of the 7000 commercials that never made it to air scenes

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 5 років тому

      Small Ads
      "Wanted. More categories for Scenes We'd Like to See!!"
      - Hugh Dennis 🤣🤣

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 4 роки тому +6

    I used to hate the way Andy parsons hung around the microphone too long pulling faces.

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 7 років тому +41

    You may be entitled to compensation, but honestly, if you're watching this in the middle of the day you probably never did anything remotely dangerous in your life.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 10 років тому +16

    my entry ''want to save on your electric bill and make a lot of money? bypass your next door neighbours electrics and grow cannabis in your attic''.

  • @TRASHoftheTITANS
    @TRASHoftheTITANS 8 років тому +14

    My entry:
    "I'm Nicole Scherzinger, here to tell you about new Durex yoghurt, because every other fucking yoghurt just wasn't orgasmic enough"

  • @jetfire851
    @jetfire851 11 років тому +3

    It's actually kind of sad about Kevin Bacon--Bernie Madoff ripped him off and lost all of his money, hence why he's doing all sorts of odd acting gigs.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому +5

    ''Asda prices are just like foreskins we continiously roll them back''

  • @ada4927
    @ada4927 7 років тому +11

    "In partnership with Durex, we'd like to announce our new slogan. No love, no sex, Kleenex!"

  • @alexnorman4919
    @alexnorman4919 4 роки тому +1

    Red Bull "gives you wings"... then when you land, a stroke followed by a heart attack....

  • @57fx86
    @57fx86 6 років тому +1

    Remember kids, unprotected sex is like basketball, you will dribble before you shoot, so buy our condoms

  • @louishickman4804
    @louishickman4804 2 роки тому

    Welcome to sainsburys where stephen fry shops for beetroot burgers and pea pesto pastas

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 10 років тому +46

    My entry:
    If you suffered an accident at work that wasn't your fault, why not accept the the fact that God hates you!

    • @IAmTheStig32
      @IAmTheStig32 10 років тому +9

      If you suffered an accident at work and it was your fault... **points** Hahaha!

    • @Zharlega
      @Zharlega 7 років тому +5

      Algahiem pretty damn unfunny mate

    • @Algahiem
      @Algahiem 7 років тому

      Tino A. Why? Is it because you had an accident at work?

    • @Zharlega
      @Zharlega 7 років тому +3

      Algahiem Holy shit I didnt know you could be even less funny

    • @Algahiem
      @Algahiem 7 років тому

      Tino A. The feeling is mutual. XP

  • @jackey6149
    @jackey6149 6 років тому

    0:48 best bit for me

  • @JATT6976
    @JATT6976 11 років тому

    The last one killed me haha.

  • @ismithy147
    @ismithy147 10 років тому

    This is the best scenes we'd like to see

    • @cacab4
      @cacab4 10 років тому

      I agree. Gold

  • @BobbyJay1
    @BobbyJay1 6 років тому +9

    Alistair McGowan is a good impressionist

    • @alexwhite6487
      @alexwhite6487 4 роки тому +1

      He is, but the ones on here made no sense and were terrible

    • @venndiagram5981
      @venndiagram5981 2 роки тому +1

      @@alexwhite6487 - I’ve got to agree with you there !

  • @kingquicheiii9600
    @kingquicheiii9600 3 роки тому +1

    Originally, this comment was asking what Hugh's Coco Chanel one said. Turns out, he said "Coco Chanel. Tastes bloody horrible, I'm sticking to Horlicks." Now I'm wondering, what's Horlicks?

  • @parkeradelaide4579
    @parkeradelaide4579 8 років тому +13

    #HaveAWank

  • @peterburke1709
    @peterburke1709 3 роки тому

    Alister sounded like will from the Inbetweeners when he did his Wallace impression

  • @peterburke1709
    @peterburke1709 4 роки тому

    Kevin bacon probably did think that for real regarding those adverts

  • @bondinvisible
    @bondinvisible 8 років тому +1

    Introducing new Robert Pickon pet food

  • @RavynIceFire43
    @RavynIceFire43 4 роки тому +1

    Is that Wallace from Wallace & Gromit?

  • @zakarie.
    @zakarie. 11 років тому

    That last one was pretty funny.

  • @michaeljagger7673
    @michaeljagger7673 9 років тому

    ''the amish. simple things please simple minds''

  • @Ch33kyAniisahX
    @Ch33kyAniisahX 11 років тому

    Lol at the last one! Poor dara

  • @ethanrummel7638
    @ethanrummel7638 4 роки тому +1

    I feel personally assaulted by the LIDL one

  • @LawrenceDuffin
    @LawrenceDuffin 8 років тому +1

    ohhh ... Alistair McGowan

  • @kingda117
    @kingda117 11 років тому +1

    What do you mean lost? He spent it. :(

  • @dddavid2
    @dddavid2 11 років тому

    They are good...

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 років тому +1

    ''Tired of being burgled? buy a shotgun and fire a few shots in the dark''

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 9 місяців тому

    Guinness its the good stuff.😊

  • @MartinRich91
    @MartinRich91 11 років тому

    Alistair McGowan

  • @WardyLion
    @WardyLion 6 років тому +1

    Drink responsibly...or don’t...no-one lives forever!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 10 років тому +3

    what about ''are you looking for a bigger house but your local council wont give you one? then burn your current house down but make sure your kids arent in''

  • @krakenmaken
    @krakenmaken 11 років тому +1

    Dara wanted to fuck him up I swear! :D

  • @kingquicheiii9600
    @kingquicheiii9600 4 роки тому

    What did the Coco Chanel one say, exactly?

    • @TheFrankiemonkey
      @TheFrankiemonkey 3 роки тому

      "Coco Chanel! Tastes bloody horrible, I'm sticking to Horlicks!"

  • @samuelyawful
    @samuelyawful 11 років тому +1

    After trying our new shampoo you will not have anymore grey hair! In fact, you will have no more hair!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 10 років тому +6

    sorry allistair McGowan need a bit more practice with unusual one liners. stick to impressions.

  • @LawrenceDuffin
    @LawrenceDuffin 8 років тому

    whos the guy at the end XD

  • @MeEskimos1
    @MeEskimos1 11 років тому

    YOLO!!!

  • @thomasoconnell3350
    @thomasoconnell3350 11 років тому +1

    If Allstate actually tried to do his part of the sketch instead of doing those voices he could have actually been funny!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому +1

    ''Fed up of paying 20p to use a public toilet? then go to your nearest NHS hospital to use one of ours for free''

  • @Slimblue
    @Slimblue 4 роки тому

    Hi I'm kevin bacon doing an ad on british tv
    What happened 😭

  • @J3llydudz
    @J3llydudz 11 років тому

    Lol

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 років тому +7

    are you looking to make tens of thousands of pounds in just 2 weeks? then why not fake an abduction.

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 5 років тому

    Lidl pmsl

  • @melvsummit2367
    @melvsummit2367 6 років тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 5 років тому

    Have a break.... have a quick crap.

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven 11 років тому +2

    We don't use any of our products on Filipino children. We use nagging busybodies that complain to the BBC over a joke instead.

  • @xwhateva
    @xwhateva 11 років тому +1

    The impressionist was the worst one

  • @hannahq2002
    @hannahq2002 11 років тому

    fifth... o.o

  • @greyjackal
    @greyjackal 3 роки тому +1

    McGowan always relies on mediocre impressions rather than having any material.

    • @Holys_Shoes
      @Holys_Shoes 3 роки тому +1

      Graham Butler come on, theyre not mediocre. Im sure that if you close your eyes and listen to the last bit, you’ll hear Dara

  • @DaGiantLaserCanon
    @DaGiantLaserCanon 11 років тому

    Fourth.

  • @Guido00507
    @Guido00507 11 років тому

    5th

  • @RylanStorm
    @RylanStorm 5 років тому

    Impressionists.....they're just not funny are they?

  • @BADMusicLTD
    @BADMusicLTD 11 років тому

    The comments below demonstrate that the UA-cam comment section is the place to be for unoriginal dimwits. Funny clip though :D

  • @-M0LE
    @-M0LE 11 років тому

    It's not funny anymore