Gary Delaney - Mock The Week Compilation - all 18 Wheel of news sets. 30 minutes of one-liners.
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- Опубліковано 4 лис 2023
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The gingers going gray joke was about the British native red squirrel being slowly replaced by the invasive American eastern gray squirrel.
The poor dolphins dying joke ‘porpoise funeral’=‘paupers funeral’ 🤣
Went to see Gary live about 4 years ago, both me and my wife had sore stomachs and faces the next day from laughing solidly for over an hour.
Hes relentless. I haven't stopped laughing at one joke when I'm processing the next one🤯
Heat is a celebrity gossip magazine hence the "cat being famous" joke.
Gary is brilliant. Saw him live two years ago in Huddersfield. His jokes are so much naughtier when there are no cameras 🤣🤣🤣
That makes me really want to see it
@@87leeb He has a channel on this here UA-cam with those solo programs. And yes, they are… well, some would say "naughty" is an extreme understatement.
I seen him live just over a week ago, definitely darker than a lot of people think.
The weaving down the street joke: ‘get a loom!’ referenced a cloth-weaving loom.
It's funny hearing Gary telling jokes about his girlfriend/partner. She's also a popular UK comedienne, Sarah Millican.
And now - how many can of his jokes can you actually remember? 🤩
Oh man my ribs hurt. Laughing so hard lol.😂😂😂👌
Went to watch Gary a few months ago in our local Town. Easily the best Live comedian I have seen and one of my all top three. The guy is a genius :) Just bought his book as well and that is hilarious!
I watched that tidying my house thanks it made it much easier 😂
Not sure if it's already been mentioned, or you already know, but this is Sarah Millicans Husband.
2:12 - Brad, your response to his joke was perfectly hilarious, and you didn't realise XDD
An excellent review of a very gifted comedian.
With regard to laughing constantly, I went with my girlfriend to watch Grimsby Brothers when it was released.
It was a midweek late showing so the big room only had some 40 people. I love a good laugh, but I am considerate to others watching at the same time in the cinema theatre. However, the film started and in no time a very funny part was shown and the whole audience erupted into real belly laughter. I thought to myself, blimey there appears to be no reason to hold back the laughter, and within minutes another hilarious scene played out and the laughter from everyone erupted again, and it just continued throughout the film.
The elephant womb scene was where I thought ambulances would be needed because the level and style of laughter from everyone in the room was off the scale of what I have experienced before 👌😅
I say this because seeing you two laugh so much brought back so many memories from that hilarious and wonderful experience. Thanks 👍
Yes these are his clean jokes! Lol
"Are you going to put that xmas tree up yourself?". "No, I was thinking the living room". 🤣
Just after Gary Delaney told the premature ejaculation joke, Brad said I knew that was coming 2:22, not sure if he meant it but it was a good joke even if unintentional.
I question if him saying it was premature aka before realised what he said
Uri Gellar is a magician who bends things, so he would bend the knife so you can't stab him.
The, URI Geller joke about,hard to stab,was because he, supposedly,was able to bend utensils
Gary is an absolute one-liner legend.
31:28 Gattling kick's to the brain pan. Thanks again for realization and center point of y we are all here.😊
Love your new set. ❤️
Good to see you two chuckle. Sorry I've been absent from your lives lately, Life gets in the way of things and all. =(
Welcome back!
my sides are aching.
Thanks for the kick to the brain pan. 24:45 Holly cow milk takes a religious person's throw.😊
Cant wait to watch you two in the UK for a month.
Thr BMI joke is to do with the fact that it used to be a small airline (British Midland International)
He’s got the best one liners ever!!!
Uh-oh that joke about the Israeli occupier had to come today......😀
Whaya his name I use to watch mock the week religiously but I havnt seen a good 1 liner in years he's great
Yuri Gellar was the Spoon Bender
5:54 For the record, he’s still alive.
2:11 Uri Geller is an Israeli celebrity who's famous for being able to bend spoons. He was at his biggest years ago.
Saw him live last year
2 hrs of jokes a lot ruder than these
Hilarious
Tim Vine, Milton Jones and Gary Delaney - the Holy Trinity of one-liners!
Add Stewart Francis for the quartet
Yuri Gellar was a mentalist who could bend metal utensils
I worked a shop once , A lady asked if we had any vegan cook books . I told her I thought we had but I did not know what they glued the binding with and besides that books dont eat anything
hiya Brad and lucy ❤
Hes firing jokes like an uzi
I really liked your reactions. And I get that you would be sensitive about your part of the world. Totally understandable. Al Murray is actually only playing the part of the pub landlord. He is actually a very informed person and is great at history and geography and more. So please try and watch some other stuff of his. Like the one about how the Uk has invaded every country in the world or the one about how world finance works. Thre are a few others. But enjoy, and keep well. 😊
Gary's a very funny man, and you've just seen most of his stand-up act, now.
Not true, his regular stand-up away from MTW is waaay ruder than this and it IS on UA-cam.
@@andy6576 I know, I've seen it, hence why I put 'most', in my comment!
Fair enough.
hahahahahaha
Check out Milton jones . 😂
I am just thinking Lucy or Brad did he brick laying then the other did all the rest
Ill send a link
For the record, his girl friend is Sara Millican.
Crazy ass kanooks,!¡! You are just insane 😂
Gary Delaney is the husband of sara Millican.That must be a fun house.
"The most popular joke I ever did on Mock the Week" (Gary Delaney) was not included???
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He's right about that, a dirty but hilarious joke, believe me!
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Weaving...Loom....
Gray's really good but he reuses the same jokes a hell of a lot.. even so its not often you see the rest of the panel all laughing
The best mtw are series 1-16 because frankie boyles in all of them. when he left i stopped watching it ❤❤
It was ok for a while after not good enough but then it went lamen
[Obligatory Sarah Millican comment]
[Sarcastic reply]
@@grunions9648 [annoying contradiction]
The killed by a zulu jokd he was saying whipsnade because its a zoo
Zoo Loo as is zoo toilet ...bit british for you to get and alao quite lame
Sad to need to vape.
It helped her to quit smoking after 30 years
Tbh. Not for me. That's life.
i love your show brad , but your laugh is to loud . your stilllaughing over the start of the next joke which means lots of us miss the start of the next gag,
Ok. I'll try pausing the video before the next jokr
Uri Geller bends cutlery.
The Joke about his cat being in heat was referencing HEAT Magazine and not the movie Heat with RD and AP. If you are not a bit or total anglophile you won't get a lot of his references, like the alphagetti being Welsh. Makes more sense if you know that the Welsh language has words that start with three L's and some words not only start with two or three L's the word has 5 to 6 or more L's in it. Which now makes sense when the son says..."Dad, there all L's"
As if to allow me to illustrate my point. Pauper is an old English word that describes someone that is not only poor but destitute so a Dolphin with no money, and dalphins are porpoises, so he had a porpoise (pauper's) funeral