As a guy of a certain age I totally love that you are teaching a new generation of men to the joys of cruising. It’s definitely a art form and therefore one is generally not a born artist. Cruising is fun and it really helps with your social skills as well. Just remember that if you’re unsure about something just move along, better to pass than be a pest. Enjoy your day and be safe ❤
The entrapment thing made me think of the time I hooked up with a cop but he didn't tell me before hand that he was a cop. We were chatting on Grindr, trading nudes and such until I sent him my address to come over. A few mins later there's a knock at my door and when I open it there he was standing there IN UNIFORM! I'm just thinking like "Um, why is there a cop at my door?". While we were chatting on Grindr he never told me he was a cop so I wasn't expecting a cop to show up. My mind starts racing like "Did something happen? Am I in trouble? What's going on?". I guess he could tell that I was shocked and confused so he quickly tells me that he's the guy I was chatting with on Grindr and he's just there for some adult fun time. Once the shock wore off tho, we quickly got to it. It was fun taking his uniform off. I also found out he was actually "straight" in the closet with very little experience, only had sex with only a couple of men before, and also very shy. It was really cute in a way. He wasn't great at sucking but not bad either. I could tell he was very inexperienced but he loved trying. I loved sucking his c*ck too. It tasted really good. I made sure his balls were drained.
16:10 You know what God bless the Canadians. I love you guys! Only Canadians would bring a whole cate package to a cruise spot. Seriously, you guys are the best humans on earth. In South Africa you just go to Virginia bush and shoot ropes onto a strangers face and you go home.
Love your content and have used it in real life…please do the same for bathroom cruising (which I know you’ve already done…just an updated version like this 😘)
So my thoughts on wood cruising: - love it. I think it’s generally less risky than bathroom or car play - it’s relaxing. If you don’t get lucky then you can still enjoy s nice walk and relaxing nature sounds - some woods I used to frequent were so busy that there was a layer of used condoms and popper bottles. Rememeber to cleanup. - Some guys are “regulars” and go to the woods alllll the time. It can be awkward to see the same guy over and over again especially if y’all already fucked and aren’t interested in repeat. - my protip: you get different crowds depending on the hour. During the day will be a mix of married men/dl and usually less volume. Evening/night will be more volume of guys overall.
I hate the apps cruising . I wish there were more woods and rest area cruising. Those were the good days. Have probably seen most of all you talked about .
I''m so clueless and this is all new to me, when I click on this video I thought it was actually a vacation cruise, but in the wilderness. Thought this was a travel info. video.
I did, very educational and entertaining video , love the humor i this as well. I didn't know this kind of encounters happen in a forest, i thought more at a bar or club.
Here in Brazil, theoretically, if you get caught doing sex in a public space, is detention for sure. But most of the time they just take you to the police station (or not) to make you feel ashamed and REALLY embarrassed, but I never heard of some one that really got "arrested".
I use to be into cruising!!! Loved it!! one time I was caught it was funny. But they just told us to get out of here. They were a little agree but I was driving home a few mins later laughing my ass off. By the way, it wasn’t a cop. It was like some kind of security that worked at the park. Idk I did not stick around to ask questions
The woods is my go to spot when it's quiet on grindr. My local woods are split in 2 main trails, one being tucked in the parking lot where only cruisers go. The one down side is that I can't go D hunting in winter...god summer hurry up!
USA 1st: Entrapment/sting/setup is illegal. The 14 Amendment requires equal treatment under the law by the government i.e the Police/Ranger/etc. Are the Police conducting entrapment/sting/setup operations for heterosexual activity in the park/restroom as well as homosexual activity at the exact same place and time too? 2nd: Having sex in public is not a crime. 3rd: Intentionally exposing yourself ON PURPOSE with the intent of offending someone is a crime. 4th: Offering money for sex might be a crime depending on your local laws. 5th: Sexual assault is a crime. 6th: Being robbed while engaged in a transaction (having sex) is a crime.
That dog looked scary, almost like a reptile. I don't want to be hooking up and have that trying to join us in a three some. My must have list of supplies: lube, cock rink, blow up life ring rubber duck, a sling I can hang from a three, a machete, container of baby wipes, a pop up tent, a gallon of water for drinking and douching, snacks for after wards, several pillows, a clown costume, neo sporan and band aids, bug spray, a pin-up of Kip Noll, and toilet paper.
i went to a rest area popular to cruise with a cop caution. the only time i saw a cop, a really beautiful, tall state trooper, i wanted to kneel in front of him, but i lust said i had to piss.
I've totally accidently attracted a guy because I was loitering. I wasn't cruising & was just genuinely on my phone and accidently caught a cruiser 😂. I also did the same thing in a public restroom. i walked by the guy, made eye contact, and nodded hello. I was headed to the restroom but was actually genuinely actually using it while shopping at the mall. I felt bad when I saw him tapping his foot. I did find him on an app and he asked of i was looking so I ahd to clear it up. I probably would have done it afterwords but it was busy ando was too scared so I told him I changed my mind.
Speaking of eye contact I was in a club and this dude was staring at me and I ran outside cause I thought he wanted to kill me, turns out he liked me and he was flirting. I'm autistic so I can't read eyes. Eyes are the worst. Body language, yes, but eyes, no. I know les hand on les leg. That one I can read. So my message to cruisers and everybody is for you to please state your business. Just come and say what you want, then we can reset the scene and do the whole romance thing.
I once cruised the woods years ago. I wouldn't do it now, I'm not interested now. I'm way to old. There's a danger to it. I can remember being chased by an angry guy one time back in the 1980s. Scary experience which put me off for good. He was very homophobic.
Think you should put a disclaimer on your videos saying its for 18 and over . Becduse sone of your comments are very sexually explicit and nit suitdble for under 18s . Sone of these comments are more like cheesey porn magazine stories and they are getting off on telling everyone what they got up to . Reslly think you should have those comments deleted. They should join your only fans if they wsnt to describe these acts
I wish you would include a warning that it's possible to get arrested for having sex in a public place. It may be rare, but it does happen. If t happens to you, I promise it will be the worst day of your life.
Yes and no. It's a complicated situation with a lot of grey areas. It depends a lot where you live. California is one thing, but your screwed in Florida.
As a guy of a certain age I totally love that you are teaching a new generation of men to the joys of cruising. It’s definitely a art form and therefore one is generally not a born artist. Cruising is fun and it really helps with your social skills as well. Just remember that if you’re unsure about something just move along, better to pass than be a pest. Enjoy your day and be safe ❤
Thanks for the comment Chris, and for watching the channel!
I wish the younger generation would get out of the house. Most never get farther than the grindr app
@@PatrickMarano nothing better than outdoor sex
The entrapment thing made me think of the time I hooked up with a cop but he didn't tell me before hand that he was a cop. We were chatting on Grindr, trading nudes and such until I sent him my address to come over. A few mins later there's a knock at my door and when I open it there he was standing there IN UNIFORM! I'm just thinking like "Um, why is there a cop at my door?". While we were chatting on Grindr he never told me he was a cop so I wasn't expecting a cop to show up. My mind starts racing like "Did something happen? Am I in trouble? What's going on?". I guess he could tell that I was shocked and confused so he quickly tells me that he's the guy I was chatting with on Grindr and he's just there for some adult fun time. Once the shock wore off tho, we quickly got to it. It was fun taking his uniform off. I also found out he was actually "straight" in the closet with very little experience, only had sex with only a couple of men before, and also very shy. It was really cute in a way. He wasn't great at sucking but not bad either. I could tell he was very inexperienced but he loved trying. I loved sucking his c*ck too. It tasted really good. I made sure his balls were drained.
That musta freaked you out at first LOL, I'm glad it worked out
That was very unprofessional. The cop obviously doesn't know what he's doing.
@@narutojf93 not me masterbating to the comments
Years ago I was the Nervous guy. exactly. I gave up long ago.
A really great, informative, well-sourced and funny video! I loved your impersonations of the different types of cruisers.
16:10 You know what God bless the Canadians. I love you guys! Only Canadians would bring a whole cate package to a cruise spot. Seriously, you guys are the best humans on earth. In South Africa you just go to Virginia bush and shoot ropes onto a strangers face and you go home.
hahaha
I'm straight, but I love to watch your videos!
That means a lot, thank you so much!
Squirt is great, I can vouch for it 😉. Great video, thanks for making it!
God I love Nature. Such a Treat... Absolutely Fabulous!🖤😎👍
Thank you so much! Glad you liked it
Patrick, your video is entertaining and informative,
as always! Bonus points for your cute "dog." 😃❤
haha thanks! I'm glad you liked that part
@@PatrickMarano Thanks, Patrick! Cheers!
Love your content and have used it in real life…please do the same for bathroom cruising (which I know you’ve already done…just an updated version like this 😘)
I cant wait to do more of this)!
So my thoughts on wood cruising:
- love it. I think it’s generally less risky than bathroom or car play
- it’s relaxing. If you don’t get lucky then you can still enjoy s nice walk and relaxing nature sounds
- some woods I used to frequent were so busy that there was a layer of used condoms and popper bottles. Rememeber to cleanup.
- Some guys are “regulars” and go to the woods alllll the time. It can be awkward to see the same guy over and over again especially if y’all already fucked and aren’t interested in repeat.
- my protip: you get different crowds depending on the hour. During the day will be a mix of married men/dl and usually less volume. Evening/night will be more volume of guys overall.
A really pro! Thanks!
I hate the apps cruising . I wish there were more woods and rest area cruising. Those were the good days. Have probably seen most of all you talked about .
Apps suck!
What an expert! 😎 Thanks for these tips 🔥
Love the content Patrick ❤
Bestie....similar to when my hubby's brother ran up to us on the nude beach.
Summertime is Perfect for cruising.
Yeessss love ur vids ty ty
“ order in “ 😂
I topped a guy yesterday in the woods 😂 I really want to cruise in the Mecca of gay park cruising - NYC Central Park lol. One day.
I did before at Central Park🤣
I''m so clueless and this is all new to me, when I click on this video I thought it was actually a vacation cruise, but in the wilderness. Thought this was a travel info. video.
oh well, you learned something new then lol
I did, very educational and entertaining video , love the humor i this as well. I didn't know this kind of encounters happen in a forest, i thought more at a bar or club.
Here in Brazil, theoretically, if you get caught doing sex in a public space, is detention for sure.
But most of the time they just take you to the police station (or not) to make you feel ashamed and REALLY embarrassed, but I never heard of some one that really got "arrested".
Thanks for letting us know!
I’m 34 and ftm, but I really want to start doing this. Thanks for making videos like this, it helps my anxiety to have this info before hand.
I’m so happy!
I use to be into cruising!!! Loved it!! one time I was caught it was funny. But they just told us to get out of here. They were a little agree but I was driving home a few mins later laughing my ass off. By the way, it wasn’t a cop. It was like some kind of security that worked at the park. Idk I did not stick around to ask questions
I'm glad you had a sense of humour about it!
@@PatrickMarano honestly, it could of been way worse so might as well laugh
The woods is my go to spot when it's quiet on grindr. My local woods are split in 2 main trails, one being tucked in the parking lot where only cruisers go. The one down side is that I can't go D hunting in winter...god summer hurry up!
Ya, winter puts a damper on things
Just great , thanks
Cruising used to be so much fun, now with everyone on apps its kinda killed it.
it still happens though
Apps have ruined the true art of cruising.
Still love DL guys
💯
USA
1st: Entrapment/sting/setup is illegal. The 14 Amendment requires equal treatment under the law by the government i.e the Police/Ranger/etc. Are the Police conducting entrapment/sting/setup operations for heterosexual activity in the park/restroom as well as homosexual activity at the exact same place and time too? 2nd: Having sex in public is not a crime. 3rd: Intentionally exposing yourself ON PURPOSE with the intent of offending someone is a crime. 4th: Offering money for sex might be a crime depending on your local laws. 5th: Sexual assault is a crime. 6th: Being robbed while engaged in a transaction (having sex) is a crime.
Look up "Stranger at the Lake"
Seen it. I liked it!
Your thumbnail photo though. 💋❤️
Cheers!
12:07 someone's cruising 😅
I love cruising outdoors. But I’m hopeless at it.
It def is a skill. Practice makes perfect
Whats the name of music in vídeo ? thanks
I bought it from audiojungle.net "summer chill music"
@@PatrickMarano yes, but is this song on youtube or not ?
song name and author please. thanks.
That dog looked scary, almost like a reptile. I don't want to be hooking up and have that trying to join us in a three some.
My must have list of supplies: lube, cock rink, blow up life ring rubber duck, a sling I can hang from a three, a machete, container of baby wipes, a pop up tent, a gallon of water for drinking and douching, snacks for after wards, several pillows, a clown costume, neo sporan and band aids, bug spray, a pin-up of Kip Noll, and toilet paper.
😂💀
The "dog" was a dinosaur haha
I had a friend in Dallas who got caught and went to jail. Very risky
I covered the law and cruising in a podcast episode where I spoke to a lawyer... it depends on where you live really
You can take the doggie bags because they are small enough and you only need 1 or 2.
Very clever! LOL
Nice video! IDK why I like to watch your videos even though I'm a non-binary AFAB bi who usually prefer women lol
I love that! Thanks for watching!
❤️❤️❤️
was gio a former marine?
haha I don't believe so
Patrick goes into the woods in the hope that he gets eaten by a bear.
Joseph and today 😀
i went to a rest area popular to cruise with a cop caution. the only time i saw a cop, a really beautiful, tall state trooper, i wanted to kneel in front of him, but i lust said i had to piss.
Biggest issues with this video is most guys cruising dont look like u so its a total different experience
I dunno, it's a mixed bag
My ass is the biggest cruiser as it whayes while walking 😂😂
lol
I've totally accidently attracted a guy because I was loitering. I wasn't cruising & was just genuinely on my phone and accidently caught a cruiser 😂.
I also did the same thing in a public restroom. i walked by the guy, made eye contact, and nodded hello. I was headed to the restroom but was actually genuinely actually using it while shopping at the mall. I felt bad when I saw him tapping his foot. I did find him on an app and he asked of i was looking so I ahd to clear it up. I probably would have done it afterwords but it was busy ando was too scared so I told him I changed my mind.
haha you're a natural!
Bro that’s called opportunity. 🥵 getting topped by a hot random “safely” in the wild! From the straightest acting bi guy 😂
Speaking of eye contact I was in a club and this dude was staring at me and I ran outside cause I thought he wanted to kill me, turns out he liked me and he was flirting. I'm autistic so I can't read eyes. Eyes are the worst. Body language, yes, but eyes, no. I know les hand on les leg. That one I can read. So my message to cruisers and everybody is for you to please state your business. Just come and say what you want, then we can reset the scene and do the whole romance thing.
Thanks for pointing that out, very interesting and something most of us wouldn't have known
i'm so sad, the one good cruising spot clear by where i live has been inundated with police or police presence now :(
urg.. maybe it's just a phase
@@PatrickMarano that's what i was hoping for but apparently cops still hovering around AND they cut down a bunch of the bushes/trees
I miss the forest. I'm just afraid of reptiles& mosquitoes landing on my body😅😮
Bug spray for mosquitoes
UA-cam is taking me to weird places
haha welcome
Once he said Christopher Columbus I’m done
lol
I once cruised the woods years ago. I wouldn't do it now, I'm not interested now. I'm way to old. There's a danger to it. I can remember being chased by an angry guy one time back in the 1980s. Scary experience which put me off for good. He was very homophobic.
I'm sorry that one homophobic asshole ruined it for you
@@PatrickMarano But that's what these straight guys are like. They are haters.
I know iknow where the gay woods are in the Chicago area i have frequented all of them and if those trees could talk......
Undercover cops and entrapment
Can happen, depending on where you live...
Think you should put a disclaimer on your videos saying its for 18 and over . Becduse sone of your comments are very sexually explicit and nit suitdble for under 18s . Sone of these comments are more like cheesey porn magazine stories and they are getting off on telling everyone what they got up to . Reslly think you should have those comments deleted. They should join your only fans if they wsnt to describe these acts
That's fair.
I know I look for the most muscular. Yea, I know-I'm shallow.
Best practices- DON'T PLAY
You need to do what's right for you
I wish you would include a warning that it's possible to get arrested for having sex in a public place. It may be rare, but it does happen. If t happens to you, I promise it will be the worst day of your life.
Yes and no. It's a complicated situation with a lot of grey areas. It depends a lot where you live. California is one thing, but your screwed in Florida.
@@PatrickMaranoyou should still put a warning because in the UK and in some states you will have to reg as a sex offender
Okay but guys like you don't go cruising so what's the point? 😂
ummm, yes I do
@@PatrickMarano You see now, this is why South Africa is a failure! Canadians get *everything* 😂!
No we’re not cruising in the woods in 2023 dear god
I like pretending it the 80s🤣
Yes. Actually we are. What does the year have to do with anything??
You're so missing out, human contact is so important x
Who are we?