Marckus Goes Pubbing with his Weirdo Friends (and gets in a brawl) - Hunter: The Parenting Audiologs

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  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa  2 роки тому +4524

    As you may notice, there is kind of like an integrated sponsorship ad in the first few minutes? Kind of?
    Okay, so, it's not actually a sponsorship, we weren't paid, its just a shoutout to my local HobbyShop and its owners because I felt they deserve it, especially in light of the current economy, and the fact that this channel simply would not exist without them.
    They paved the path for this channel by simply existing so it was a way of paying dues to these legends who have of the past few years become very dear friends.
    If you are in Sweden, either go visit them sometime, or go to their webshop here to support a very cool and good local hobbyshop:
    butik.hobbyshopen.com/
    If you aren't in Sweden, one of the owners has an Etsy shop where he sells 3D-printed potions, coins, wound markers and other shiny stuff for any RPG campaign, so please do check him out here, he is worth it:
    www.etsy.com/shop/DungeonLootDesigns
    I must also mention though that this was also an omen. A portent of things to come.
    We are going to have to do sponsorship stuff in our Audiologs going forward, and this was a way of telling you that before it actually happens.
    Only in Audiologs though, as we are hopeful that will be enough...
    This is not a choice I would've taken had I any other choice, but I've been told by both people, and the economy, to get the fuck over myself.
    If you want to read more about why, you can check out the latest Update on Patreon about it, entirely for free as per usual, which should be posted later today or tomorrow...
    Thank you very, very much for your patience.

    • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
      @sanguiniusonvacation1803 2 роки тому +257

      Honestly Alfa, if you did do a paid add I don't think people would mind too much. You got a kid now and you put out A+ content.

    • @jacob_eckenrode
      @jacob_eckenrode 2 роки тому +87

      paid deals are just fine, you deserve it anyways

    • @lulzalfest
      @lulzalfest 2 роки тому +27

      Based.

    • @Reftize
      @Reftize 2 роки тому +20

      the etsy link appears to be broken, double check it?

    • @SideBurn12
      @SideBurn12 2 роки тому +48

      If it's done funny/discreetly, and especially for such a good reason/cause, then it's perfectly fine imo.
      I wish you the very best in these trying times.

  • @Theantininja
    @Theantininja 2 роки тому +4786

    The irony of Grimal being Kitten's ex weeb girlfriend is not lost on me. This time it IS canon.

    • @viraltang
      @viraltang 2 роки тому +660

      Oh shit...I missed that. The jokes be god tier.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 2 роки тому +786

      The live chat went BANANAS when we made the connection that Grimal was basically Shadowsun.

    • @moistenvelopes
      @moistenvelopes 2 роки тому +147

      Always has been

    • @felabugg1
      @felabugg1 2 роки тому +317

      Don't forget hot-tempered and blue.

    • @ArchArturo
      @ArchArturo 2 роки тому +253

      Grimal: The Weeb with a Heart of Gold, and the Yaoi Paddle-jutsu of a Master.

  • @EdwardENigma-cg3kt
    @EdwardENigma-cg3kt Рік тому +1451

    Big D failing to tell his children about the horrors of the enemy they are facing leading to Piotr breaking out and nearly killing them all because Markus wanted to test a theory and Markus then claiming none of it was his fault is a beautiful little nod to 40k.

    • @dr.stronk9857
      @dr.stronk9857 Рік тому +77

      I didn’t make that connection, that’s hilarious

    • @SIGULIAKSRAQ
      @SIGULIAKSRAQ 11 місяців тому +67

      Magnus did nothing wrong.

    • @darklordofsword
      @darklordofsword 7 місяців тому +29

      The whole thing is JUST the TTS 40k lore transposed, my dude. In the best way.

    • @cinderguard3156
      @cinderguard3156 6 місяців тому +18

      Markus did nothing wrong.

    • @genraltrooper1322
      @genraltrooper1322 6 місяців тому

      U know this big gate that the emporer made to stop daemons?​@@SIGULIAKSRAQ

  • @rhettdilley
    @rhettdilley Рік тому +1699

    “Like, what would they even do? Send us a Cease and Desist?” You could practically feel Alfabusa leaning into the camera there

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 Рік тому +201

      *ancient laughs of wheezing
      G-gaze upon this

    • @michaelkostas6717
      @michaelkostas6717 Рік тому +137

      * metallic skeleton wheezing noises *

    • @colbycoolby1592
      @colbycoolby1592 Рік тому +110

      I CANNOT see a Thing!

    • @UncleAsmos2005
      @UncleAsmos2005 11 місяців тому +1

      @@elijahjarman2837 *Ferocious plasteel dickery ensues*

    • @jahrusalem3658
      @jahrusalem3658 9 місяців тому +84

      @@colbycoolby1592 *METALLIC WHEEZING INTENSIFIES*

  • @joelklitzner7373
    @joelklitzner7373 2 роки тому +2543

    "No sex words funny"
    "Sex words funny TRUE"
    I felt that, in my soul.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 роки тому

      Obligatory "COCKthorpe!".

    • @neaosmt1562
      @neaosmt1562 2 роки тому +37

      Same

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 2 роки тому +19

      big mood

    • @owenkasaboski6902
      @owenkasaboski6902 Рік тому +13

      @@Omnicide101 All I pictured when reading your comment was that scene in TTS where one of the stripstodes leaned out and said that on stage after Magnus's rant.
      BAZINGA

    • @patanu
      @patanu Рік тому +3

      @@Omnicide101 Enormous mood

  • @megan00b8
    @megan00b8 2 роки тому +4289

    Every squad got the:
    -Warcrime wizzard
    -Violent weeb
    -Seemingly normal human person
    -Edgy goth

  • @Corax.S
    @Corax.S 2 роки тому +2041

    I will always lose my shit when I get to Marckus asking why the Inspector is at the pub and the Inspector just replies 'Mate, it's Pub Time' with deadly seriousness. One does not fuck around with Pub Time.

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 2 роки тому +137

      that's just what Brits are like tbf

    • @mr.rotten9915
      @mr.rotten9915 Рік тому +86

      @@Omnicide101 I'm an American and we don't mess around with bar time.

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 Рік тому +69

      GO GO PUBBING STRANGERS

    • @requiem762
      @requiem762 Рік тому +40

      @@thehermitman822 THEEEEEEEEY'VE GOT A LAGER AT THE PUB THAT YOU'VE NEVER TRIED BEFORE

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 Рік тому +31

      @@requiem762 GO GO PUBBING STRANGERS. MIGHTY DRINKING PUBBING STRANNNNNNNNNNGERRRRRRRRRRRRS.

  • @BigK13372
    @BigK13372 2 роки тому +3128

    I just NOW got the joke of Markus looking like a mummy as a reference to the Thousands Sons whole Egyptian motive.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 2 роки тому +235

      OH MY Fing GOD

    • @rexford6260
      @rexford6260 2 роки тому +298

      Mummies are also a thing in World of Darkness. They're oddly wholesome for old WoD and are kind of like superheroes in a way.

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 2 роки тому +113

      @@rexford6260 Time to read up on 'em, then. I'm a sucker for unappreciated defenders.

    • @SideBurn12
      @SideBurn12 2 роки тому +10

      @@gokbay3057 ikr!! o.o

    • @jamesbuckner4791
      @jamesbuckner4791 2 роки тому +8

      @@rexford6260 in the new stuff as well

  • @johnfaber100
    @johnfaber100 2 роки тому +874

    Gotta hand it to Brok, him drinking 8 pints of applejack comes out to _quadruple_ the lethal alcohol dose, and he's still standing strong.

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 роки тому +38

      How strong is that stuff?

    • @johnfaber100
      @johnfaber100 2 роки тому +189

      @@bthsr7113 Applejack? Up to 40%. It's basically apple cider that had much of the water frozen out of it.

    • @chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208
      @chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208 2 роки тому +51

      Not to mention they're with Fucking Salmonella

    • @Eager_Eli
      @Eager_Eli 2 роки тому +17

      Welcome to England

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 2 роки тому +19

      @Kenpatchi Ramasama Dear God. Never considered this.

  • @breakinginferno6774
    @breakinginferno6774 Рік тому +374

    Owning a Nokia N-Gage is one of the most Markus things I can possibly imagine. I KNOW he has TES Travels: Shadowkey on that thing.

  • @eyeof3ndr364
    @eyeof3ndr364 2 роки тому +1331

    "Marckus died" "oh shit, rip, get well soon" True friendship right there.

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 5 місяців тому +4

      When you fall a friend will immediately help you up, true friends will spend the first minute laughing about how you fell then help you up

    • @ianharrison5758
      @ianharrison5758 3 місяці тому +2

      @@gatordragon6140the homie: falls
      Friend: “yo are you good?”
      Best friend: (after laughing their ass off) “aight nows not the time to beef with gravity get yo ass up, youre scaring the hoes”
      Unfortunately that last quote is directly what my best friend said when I somehow just… tripped on flat ground in the middle of the day right outside Metro center station in DC 😂

  • @Nyxsayeth
    @Nyxsayeth 2 роки тому +2601

    I love that Marckus's shitty attempt at intimidation was actually a curse

    • @randomrhino7500
      @randomrhino7500 2 роки тому +290

      That’s from his dad

    • @raipe125
      @raipe125 2 роки тому +98

      Dogs... Soo something that lemuss could say his garou brother...

    • @laughingmask3118
      @laughingmask3118 2 роки тому +163

      Five bucks on Mage the Awakening happening before our eyes

    • @hz.kemalpasa2997
      @hz.kemalpasa2997 2 роки тому

      @Suck it What?

    • @milanmarkovic2721
      @milanmarkovic2721 2 роки тому +102

      @@laughingmask3118 That is CoD. HtP is in WoD so this is gonna be Mage the Ascension.

  • @generalsweet8212
    @generalsweet8212 2 роки тому +2917

    The image of a Swedish hobby store advertising on a local Floridian radio station, listened to by a man somewhere in Europe is immensely amusing.

    • @colonel_yuri
      @colonel_yuri 2 роки тому +147

      THE YULE GOAT NOOOOO

    • @SuperBastodon
      @SuperBastodon 2 роки тому +40

      This. Is funny.

    • @centristcommisar7828
      @centristcommisar7828 2 роки тому +32

      The Family lives in Norfolk, England.

    • @Forgotten_Lemon
      @Forgotten_Lemon 2 роки тому +57

      @@centristcommisar7828 Are you implying that England isn’t a part of Europe?

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 2 роки тому +33

      @@colonel_yuri if the Gävlebocken is not burnt it's bad luck, go Big D go

  • @coconuttydragoon3445
    @coconuttydragoon3445 2 роки тому +1261

    If anyone wondered what our dear goth said, it was
    "I speak Japanese,"
    "I can speak only a little."
    Or, if combined, "I can speak only a little Japanese".

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 Рік тому +62

      So, where was the 5 slurs Grimal was on about, then?

    • @CurlyHairedRogue
      @CurlyHairedRogue Рік тому +181

      @@seand.g423 ‘twas a joke at his expense.

    • @coconuttydragoon3445
      @coconuttydragoon3445 Рік тому +129

      @@seand.g423 Yeah, Grimal wanted to make him think he toasted to slurs. To goad him into learning a language or to screw with him more.

    • @redpolscorp
      @redpolscorp Рік тому +7

      This comment is underappreciated.

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 Рік тому +10

      It ends in "はたせません" not "はたせます". Which means it's a negative, so she doesn't speak a little Japanese. Or am I mistaken?

  • @sheepbeeps3369
    @sheepbeeps3369 Рік тому +185

    I just realized. Detective Chapman, as a ghoul has a single rank in a vampiric ability. Which is probably auspex. Hence the "good hearing"

    • @magikot
      @magikot 3 місяці тому +21

      It's definitely Heightened Senses from Auspex. He's a Tremere Ghoul and Auspex is one of their clan Disciplines.

  • @dolando5837
    @dolando5837 2 роки тому +825

    The idea of Door ever interacting with these guys is hilarious. He would probably just insult their Britishness and then the conversation wouldn’t move much after that.

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 Рік тому +143

      I get the feeling he and Harry could have a wonderful conversation about workout techniques, and then Door could help teach him how to use the body he earned through work in a fight.

    • @dolando5837
      @dolando5837 Рік тому +52

      @@Dragonspirit223 probably, though I think door would have to start the conversation since Harry would probably be intimidated.

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Рік тому +27

      ​@@dolando5837 Blame his mining days for that.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 6 місяців тому +24

      @@Dragonspirit223”Your physical appearance suggests a soldier, but you tell me that you have never been in a fight?”
      “Aye, not a one”
      “This is unacceptable. Stay here”
      (Leaves, comes back ten seconds later)
      “I have constructed a training course in the parking lot. You will come with me”
      “Right, whatever you say, big man”

    • @seelcudoom1
      @seelcudoom1 5 місяців тому +8

      he would call harry "one of the good ones", grimmil however is his personal demon who vexxingly manages to escape every cage hes built

  • @level5650
    @level5650 2 роки тому +1903

    Everyone’s taking about Marckus being a Mage and I’m just sitting here wondering how the hell that guy kept reverse-drinking Harry’s bear.

    • @dezdanna9297
      @dezdanna9297 2 роки тому +297

      Controlled vomiting.

    • @whistlerdan7718
      @whistlerdan7718 2 роки тому +501

      I feel like Brok and his friends are an homage to Orks so the explanation could just be because Brok simply believes Spit could do that

    • @aquos4176
      @aquos4176 2 роки тому +281

      I think they might be Redcaps, one of the Changeling Kiths in the World of Darkness. Their behaviour certainly fits Redcap stereotypes, as does their appearance with their mouths, the fact that they apparently ate a WHOLE BOOK, and can regurgitate and redrink stuff without issue. Redcaps are basically just WoD orks tbh.

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 2 роки тому +147

      And the fact that Grimal remarked about his father copulating with a Brit, and it sounded unnatural to her

    • @ElBandito
      @ElBandito 2 роки тому +96

      Those dudes were Orks. Their power of belief can make anything happen.

  • @archsteel7
    @archsteel7 2 роки тому +2116

    The policeman is so damn scary, every scene he’s in just instantly fills me with quiet unspoken dread. He’s so calm and friendly, but it always feels like he could just go off and snap everyone’s necks at any given moment! The threat of violence is implicit. Just like a _real_ policeman!

    • @titanofyoutube4834
      @titanofyoutube4834 2 роки тому +284

      It's the way I'd imagine Agent 47 would act when disguised as a policeman.

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 2 роки тому +87

      @Iam4life Bald like Alpharius?

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 2 роки тому +45

      @Iam4life Agent 47 was a killer of few words, Alphy knew how to use words.

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 2 роки тому +18

      @Iam4life Guy or 47? Both can be Alpha Legion

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 2 роки тому +10

      @Iam4life in the video the word Occan is mentioned, Occan is the name of a captain of the Alpha Legion who seeks the Alpharius. Is it a sign of the coming of Alpharius and Omegon?

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 2 роки тому +572

    I love that this flexes just how composed Marckus is.
    Even when he's two inches of skin away from a full-body cast and half-unconscious from having his wounds aggravated he thinks of things to make them look even more like complete fucking tools.

    • @isapu1948
      @isapu1948 9 місяців тому +25

      That makes him seem unhinged in my eyes
      Not that there was anything sensible to be done against Slackjaw
      I bet he and his gang would make sure to not let them leave, even before he came to their table

  • @kyobeast9381
    @kyobeast9381 2 роки тому +835

    Door hears about this and just flatly says “Markus you’ve fought vampires and won. Father has at least a dozen places to hide corpses. Why have you not simply killed them yet”

    • @lautaromanzano5773
      @lautaromanzano5773 Рік тому +133

      He Is the son of a very important figure in the arcanum making an enemy of them would be prettybad

    • @AnimeManiacAndres
      @AnimeManiacAndres Рік тому +117

      Don’t think Door is as into killing people in a bar, humans in a bar as opposed to the self proclaimed evil monstrous sabbat vampires.

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 Рік тому +19

      @@lautaromanzano5773agreed. Also it now seems like the goons are actually good people

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 Рік тому +25

      Door is a good father. He wouldn’t encourage casual murder… but there are always exceptions.

    • @Shenaldrac
      @Shenaldrac Рік тому

      Or like, called the cops the second this fucker threatened violence? When he grabbed Marckus and Grimal I'm just thinking, this is the point where you get help and have these fuckers beaten bloody.

  • @doctorneevs
    @doctorneevs 2 роки тому +934

    So you're telling me Grimal is this universe's counterpart for a particular Tau, whose ex is also a counterpart for our Kitten, whose companion is now this universe's version of our Imperial Palace gigantic nerd? All this time... it was canon?

    • @siveon298
      @siveon298 2 роки тому +190

      Oh god you're right, that's why she is a weeb. I hate that.

    • @brett8674
      @brett8674 2 роки тому +153

      OH SHIT GRIMMAL IS SHADOWSUN!

    • @oscarwind4266
      @oscarwind4266 2 роки тому +106

      It took me till someone pointing it out to realize the weeb who is also Kitten's ex is Shadowsun.

    • @alphashocker7458
      @alphashocker7458 2 роки тому +95

      The fact that she’s actual right about the Kuei-Jin existing and doesn’t even know it kinda scares me.

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 2 роки тому +28

      @@oscarwind4266 For once I feel good about myself, getting it early, instead of being the one saying "Oh AHAAA" while reading the comments as usual.

  • @manuelsantiago1323
    @manuelsantiago1323 2 роки тому +937

    -Markus: Chaos
    -Grimal: Tao (WEEB, Shadow Sun Cannon?)
    -Harry: Human (Bless His normie soul)
    -Elise: Either Dark Eldar or Necron (I'm leaning more to Eldar for her desire to make her enemies suffer via torture and curses)
    -Slackjaw, Git and Spit: Da Ork Boiz

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 Рік тому +90

      I heard someone think he could be Ahriman, not a bad thought to me. They're both pretty physically built, somewhat nerdy, always holds the best intention.

    • @KiithnarasAshaa
      @KiithnarasAshaa Рік тому +61

      In the case of Slackjaw, his voice actor is literally one that did Orky voices for TTS on the past. Maybe Git too, can't quite tell.

    • @spartan8090
      @spartan8090 Рік тому +36

      Honestly I looked at it like this.
      Markus: Tzeentch
      Grimal: Slaanesh/Tau
      Harry: Khorne
      Elise: Nurgle

    • @Hailix4240
      @Hailix4240 Рік тому +31

      @@spartan8090no way you’re dying Harry is a khornite. Harry wouldn’t hurt a fly.

    • @spartan8090
      @spartan8090 Рік тому +8

      @@Hailix4240 he was willing to throw down when those gits started the fight and he seems like the guy to work out a lot. He’s rather honest and straightforward which fits to Khorne’s methods. Honestly until a fight breaks out that we can see unlike this episode involving him we won’t know if he’s the straightforward fighter or not. But given the face that Markus, Grimal, and Elise each fit well with one of the chaos gods themes then by pattern Harry likely has some Khorne themes in his personality. It would be weird for him to be the odd one out given how everyone else fits rather well.

  • @raphsere
    @raphsere 2 роки тому +2098

    Gotta say, HTP's version of Shadowsun being a weird British fujo weeb named Grimaline Smith is an inspired choice.

    • @bolrath6984
      @bolrath6984 2 роки тому +111

      FUCK IT DIDN'T EVEN CLICK TILL I READ THIS

    • @raphsere
      @raphsere 2 роки тому +513

      @@arcahmwinters70 Brok calls her an alien just to make it extra obvious.

    • @averymicrowave1713
      @averymicrowave1713 2 роки тому +276

      It's kinda disturbing how well it works

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 2 роки тому +113

      The t'au warrior Shadowsun is just the reincarnation of a bri'ish fujo weeb lady who's long dead by the 41st mellinium. Grimal in her human life wanted to be reborn as a super cool, badass alien warrior chick in some anime battle suit and by the power of both causality and "warp fuckery" her wish was granted.
      Also Harry got reincarnated as a "gue'vesa" (still human..) worker who helps in basic logistics (basically hauling munitions and supplies), currently working under commander *Shadowsun-san* for another crucial military operation.

    • @risel56
      @risel56 2 роки тому +608

      *Marckus:* Hey, luv, I'm back from the pub! Your ex was there!
      *Kitten:* THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON

  • @Chaos-bq6mc
    @Chaos-bq6mc 2 роки тому +1059

    I like how literally *everybody* is picking up on the insinuation that Markus is a mage.

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 2 роки тому +188

      Due to how, from what I understand, the fact that those switchblades just spontaneously broke down right after Markus dissed Brok is part of a "School" of magic, and also due to who his original counterpart was.

    • @user-ut5nx6hm9d
      @user-ut5nx6hm9d 2 роки тому +139

      I think his goth friend might also be suspicious of it. "hm. i wonder" "probably nothing" right after they talk about the weirdness of what just happened. The hunting faries thing could totally just be a hunter thing but also searching for the book of curses she mentioned in the beginning of the video is kind of sus. I'm gonna laugh if she's a Hollow One or at least is friends with a Hollow One.

    • @dezdanna9297
      @dezdanna9297 2 роки тому +49

      @@user-ut5nx6hm9d I find it unlikely that she's a hollow one just because she herself wasn't trying anything while her friends were being harassed, being friends with a hollow one though I find more possible.

    • @grandhierophantkhatep685
      @grandhierophantkhatep685 2 роки тому +33

      @@datkhornedog899 the terminology for WOD mages is spheres.

    • @Rodrigo-ty2if
      @Rodrigo-ty2if 2 роки тому +13

      I mean, he did nothing wrong after all.

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman 2 роки тому +584

    "OH BLIMEY IT'S BLOODY.......GRIMAALLLLLLLLL!!!!"
    man, pyotor really did a number on him. he is not remembering things well

  • @megakaioken9386
    @megakaioken9386 2 роки тому +3037

    Dude, I think Grimal is the first obnoxious weeb character I've ever seen that I actually like. I love that mix of gremlin weeb energy, and sincerity. And for some reason, the fact that the story is set in the early to mid-2000s when finding other people who liked anime was actually kinda rare makes me like her that much more.

    • @danielhouse897
      @danielhouse897 2 роки тому +222

      Finding ppl that knew more then the anime on tv was harder. If it wasnt on toonami no one knew of it

    • @capnpuncho6139
      @capnpuncho6139 2 роки тому +187

      When she popped up, I thought I was gonna hate her, but she ended up being my favorite new character.

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 2 роки тому +179

      @@capnpuncho6139 good acting. she is inanely passionate about her hobby but not to the point that it is nothing else going on with her.

    • @KenshiImmortalWolf
      @KenshiImmortalWolf 2 роки тому +113

      I think the blacklaw situation helps a lot. Sure you get to see her genuine side a bit with how beat up Marckus is and all but she is still very gremlin weeb and it could be over the top. Specially with the biting. However when Blacklaw and his goons get in we get to see that she isn't all bark. She flat out uses that same energy to, break spit's ass, regularly punch and whack Git, and bite Blacklaw.

    • @Master-Bait
      @Master-Bait 2 роки тому +23

      damn, i miss the 2000s

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 2 роки тому +2385

    Bless Harry and his normie ass. Such a sweet lad. All of Markus' friends seem so genuine and nice. I love how you've depicted such a genuine and honest friendship.

    • @Eva-uw6uo
      @Eva-uw6uo 2 роки тому +171

      Harry is a precious cinnamon bun too pure for this world.

    • @whitemoon8987
      @whitemoon8987 2 роки тому +103

      Weird he might be Arhiman

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 2 роки тому +18

      normie, lmao

    • @Historyfrek4ever
      @Historyfrek4ever 2 роки тому +40

      @@KingLich451 Yeah no way his normal, probably Abel or Seth or whoever.

    • @Weegator
      @Weegator 2 роки тому +81

      @@whitemoon8987 Bet you anything he's gonna be Markus's "Rubric" in this universe. He's a nerd but not to the same degree as Markus and co, and with an Astartes build, much like the rank and file of the TS before they were dusted. We know they're all very familiar with manga and anime around that time which infamously includes Fullmetal Alchemist, so interring someone on the brink of death into a living suit of armor is an idea readily in their heads. Extra bonus points because Elise (who judging by visual design is likely meant to evoke Necrons, another type of soul trapped in a metal body) clearly has a thing for Harry.

  • @hugglepuff1
    @hugglepuff1 2 роки тому +723

    Poor Lise has probably found multiple fairies, sadly she forgets them every time :(

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance Рік тому +163

      Holy shit, I hadn't realized that's probably what happened! She's even more competent now! Wonder if she keeps finding the same one and the 'poor' fae is regularly baffled by this.

    • @DianaHatter
      @DianaHatter Рік тому +71

      ​@@DetectiveLanceI'd love it if they were like The Silence from Doctor Who, that every time she sees them she remembers them and it's like "YOU DON'T ERASE MY MEMORIES AGAIN-"

    • @thebohemian814
      @thebohemian814 Рік тому +17

      I think it depends, I know that the mist can be fought, how else are hunters suppose to fight the nightmares?

    • @Ropetrick6
      @Ropetrick6 Рік тому +29

      @@thebohemian814 Imbued(and considering the Door showdown, it's all but guaranteed they're Imbued) are unique in that they outright ignore many supernatural properties, and weaken the rest.
      Non-Imbued hunters are at a heavy disadvantage in that they don't have the ability to drag down the supernatural to being on the scale of a regular human, BUT they also are not affected the The Drive, meaning that they are more likely to pick marks that they can actually deal with, and can spend a prolonged time waiting for the perfect opportunity compared to a merely adequate one.

    • @thebohemian814
      @thebohemian814 Рік тому +2

      @@Ropetrick6 I am pretty sure they are not imbuded but ok

  • @atreides213
    @atreides213 2 роки тому +674

    I absolutely loved Chapman's timely intervention. Despite his implicit incompetence, he really has a certain charisma about him that makes him seem utterly in control of whatever situation he's in.

    • @gloglablyn
      @gloglablyn 2 роки тому +126

      In my honest opinion, that is how an effective peace officer is supposed to be. Creating calm in a panic, bringing order to chaos, that kind of thing.

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 2 роки тому +127

      @@gloglablyn imagine how good a cop he would be if his mind wasn't muddled with dirty vampire blood

    • @gloglablyn
      @gloglablyn 2 роки тому +74

      @@seamussmyth1928 Interesting, perhaps if he was clean he would have handled the interrogations better.

    • @mathewhaight
      @mathewhaight 2 роки тому +62

      I just figured that his earlier incompetence was due to withdrawals.

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 2 роки тому +58

      Honestly I think he's just pretending to be incompetent. He's an addict, sure, but he seems pretty sharp when he needs to be.

  • @Arendelft
    @Arendelft 2 роки тому +895

    When I realized that Markus had retitled the dudes dad's number as "Luv" I started laughing hysterically. It was a beautiful moment.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 2 роки тому +48

      Made me grin violently and sadistically.

    • @seath8055
      @seath8055 2 роки тому +35

      I had to rewatch the phone call over and over I was laughing too hard

    • @riven5677
      @riven5677 2 роки тому +18

      What’s disturbing is that they censored slackjawsss what insult train? And this be Alfa we’re taking about

    • @riven5677
      @riven5677 2 роки тому +37

      Also I feel it would have been funnier if slackjaw did give his dad a heart attack

    • @johnbgoode1605
      @johnbgoode1605 2 роки тому +4

      @@seath8055 I am currently doing that right now.

  • @paraphidd
    @paraphidd 2 роки тому +1543

    I’ve never seen a friend group portrayed so organically. Good writing. Hope to see more of Harry, Grimal, and Elise

    • @CarlosTorres-vj3vh
      @CarlosTorres-vj3vh Рік тому +45

      Right?? It feels like a real conversation, it's amazing

    • @nathanford2072
      @nathanford2072 Рік тому +21

      Thats my friend group in a nutshell honestly, but its all of us with those four quirks in one.

    • @GojiraSteve2019
      @GojiraSteve2019 Рік тому +9

      I hope to see more of elise

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Рік тому +4

      It's so rare for any media to come even close to this accuracy

  • @PANCAKEMINEZZ
    @PANCAKEMINEZZ 2 роки тому +664

    I have never grinned wider than seeing a certain constable show up.
    I love Guy so much. He seems like he's going to be such an interesting wildcard.

    • @DankManPlays
      @DankManPlays 2 роки тому +52

      I was honestly fucking terrified when he showed up cause I thought Markus was about to get reamed for all kinds of masquerade breaches

    • @Gary_The_Metro
      @Gary_The_Metro 2 роки тому +7

      @@DankManPlays I mean... masquerade breaches only count for vampires right?

    • @Alex-cq1zr
      @Alex-cq1zr 2 роки тому +25

      @@Gary_The_Metro While i imagine vampires would love to eliminate any masquarade breach, which might talk about vampires being real in WoD, it seems that Chap is no longer serving Camarillas, so i doubt he would report it. He has a new "employer".

  • @douglaslangley9251
    @douglaslangley9251 Рік тому +1233

    I love how we have not one, not two, but THREE tropey/stereotype characters in Markus' friend group and not one came off as annoying, truly an impressive feat. Anime was adorable, Chad Chadington was cool, and DoomNGloom was funny.
    Phenomenal writing and voice acting all around.

    • @IndigoWhiskey
      @IndigoWhiskey Рік тому +78

      to be fair all three are real demographics you'll run into with any time in england.
      trick is just not to write the character as limited to just the trope.
      for eg most goths won't actually appreciate you being scared of death in their presence. some but nothing even remotely approaching all.
      that and they rather beautifully wove said tropes with their past tropes in tts for layered in joges which is awesome.
      ive probably still missed a few myself so off to work out who elise was before... well i suppose from their perspective it would be either trans-dimensional displacement or trans-probability translation depending on your viewpoint.
      have a nice day (if at all probabilisticly plausable, and speedy solutions to what ever might prevent that)

    • @familiayoutuber4769
      @familiayoutuber4769 Рік тому +24

      Grimal can get pretty annoying, in my opinion. She's overtly loud at times

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Рік тому +8

      honestly both the girls felt obnoxiuos at times

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon Рік тому

      Speak for yourself, I wanted to break Grimal's teeth in.

    • @Grab_N001
      @Grab_N001 11 місяців тому +27

      Grimal IS annoying but makes up for it by being sweet and knowing when to tone it back and show genuine concern for her friends, which makes her more endearing

  • @thewordywarlock7159
    @thewordywarlock7159 Рік тому +239

    Elise's "It's a lovely evening to limp around town" at the end just melts my heart every time. I love these friends so much.

  • @kingbubbles9461
    @kingbubbles9461 2 роки тому +1143

    I love how Marckus conveniently neglects to mention that he’s responsible for them escaping

    • @matthewgagnon9426
      @matthewgagnon9426 2 роки тому +198

      He didn't conveniently neglect to mention that, he outright lied and said he had nothing to do with their escape.

    • @nataliealphonse4634
      @nataliealphonse4634 2 роки тому +115

      @@matthewgagnon9426 yeeeeah marky mark is a big fan of revisionist history, he did some of that in the horse episode when complaining about D

    • @richardbourn5896
      @richardbourn5896 2 роки тому +73

      Clearly Markus did nothing wrong.

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 Рік тому +14

      Everything markhus does is either heresy or conspiracy it seems

    • @rogerogue7226
      @rogerogue7226 Рік тому +13

      @@nataliealphonse4634 True, but on the other hand, even if he did do everything right, things still would go wrong because he simply doesn't have the information he needs to avoid mistakes. That is a very legitimate complaint to have, and it's understandable (even if it's incorrect) that he focuses on that over his own mistakes that he can do only so much about.

  • @alchemicpink2392
    @alchemicpink2392 2 роки тому +320

    An "car crash" survivor, a scot, a gremlin and a goth enter a pub.
    And it goes exactly as you'd think it would in all the wrong ways.
    I love it.

  • @tlotro625
    @tlotro625 2 роки тому +906

    I like Harry's character. He seems so "normal", that it overflows and becomes interesting. Plus, he seems fairly polite and, for the lack of better words, chill. Wait, found them! "Laid back", that's it. In further addition, he looks like he might carry a Tommy-gun and help other remember their lines even if he doesn't do this...

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 2 роки тому +85

      I hope that we may get to see him truly snap at someone once and you know what that would be fucking terrifying

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights 2 роки тому +62

      "If that don't work use gun, and if that don't work, use more gun....." essentially him

    • @mezmezzy1870
      @mezmezzy1870 2 роки тому +58

      In a world where everyone is someone's DeviantArt OC, the one that is not is the one that's the most interesting

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 роки тому +57

      Harry is currently my favorite among Marckus' friends. He's very much the only sane man, and he's probably got a set of brass knuckles and a pair of 45 caliber revolvers for when things get bad.

    • @TheDoctorFromArknights
      @TheDoctorFromArknights 2 роки тому +37

      @@hariman7727 "God may forgive you, *Cocks the 45.* but I don't." in a scottish accent is badass af

  • @LiPolygon
    @LiPolygon 2 роки тому +1138

    As someone who was a youf in the UK in 2006 this conversation felt so fucking real, especially Grimal, I knew a couple Grimals, I may have been part Grimal. Hearing Grimal mention the Yaoi Paddle, say squee phoenetically, and say emoticons out loud gave me the strongest sense of nostalgia.

  • @colonelbiscuit2969
    @colonelbiscuit2969 2 роки тому +1210

    Marckus pulling an “Eric Cartman and his therapist” with his phone on Sod-jaw like that was such a thing of beauty. A “prince of schemes” this lad is I do dare say.

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan 2 роки тому +90

      It is as Big D said, Marckus is a genius.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 2 роки тому +81

      @@Levyafan the bird didn't fall far from the golden throne

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 2 роки тому

      @@rokkraljkolesa9317 well except for Angron, man has no brain

    • @abzhz101handle9
      @abzhz101handle9 2 роки тому +53

      His biggest damn problem is his own ego. When he thinks he can get away with shit, he mouths off and then everything goes to hell. If he'd just waited for Slackjaw to drop *before* explaining how he did it, he wouldn't have nearly gotten the shit beaten out of him *again*.

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan 2 роки тому +28

      @@abzhz101handle9 I think another problem is, Marckus is brilliant AND has the capacity to think and act quickly. However, he often thinks and acts TOO quickly and doesn't have enough time to think about the consequences; for example, he had the right idea about Pyotr having less edge in an open space (especially since the dawn was coming), but his plan to simply jump out of the second floor did not account for the fact he'd fuck up his ankles in the process. Or, with Brok, he had a great plan with the drinks, but didn't account for the possibility of Brok or his goons actually spotting that there's two bottles.

  • @thewordywarlock7159
    @thewordywarlock7159 2 роки тому +823

    53:45 "Hm. I wonder." "What?" "... Eh. Probably nothing." Elise has been _studying east anglian curses,_ as she mentions earlier she'd been searching for a book about them. _Elise noticed that what Marckus did with the chair and the knifes and the salmonella has all the hallmarks of a WoD curse._
    Side note, I think that what Marckus displayed here lines up less with any Awakened Sphere and more with the Path of Cursing, one of the forms of Sorcery undertaken by magically-inclined mortals. This is supported by his hunger for occult secrets and forbidden knowledge, a drive shared by all Sorcerers that they call "the Yearning."

    • @jennymckenzie5304
      @jennymckenzie5304 2 роки тому +71

      I know nothing about this world, you're a GODSEND in these comments darling.

    • @ArchArturo
      @ArchArturo 2 роки тому +60

      And she knows about the Fae, so yeah... If anyone's familiar with Curses, Magic, and the Awakened, it's probably Her.

    • @kurskfirebrand4494
      @kurskfirebrand4494 2 роки тому +8

      not familiar with WoD, how do curses work exactly?

    • @ArchArturo
      @ArchArturo 2 роки тому +47

      @@kurskfirebrand4494 Well, I'm still in the Old WoD lore mechanics, BUT (t), magic is based on Willpower to change things... And, for reasons of Study of Magirc, there are Spheres of influence, Entropy is one such Sphere, basically it's a sphere of Decay, but not just in Nature, but... ACCIDENTS, as well. Seriously, there are some Mages out there that are basically a mix of Charlie Chaplin/Jackie Chan that "Luck" just fall on them.

    • @thewordywarlock7159
      @thewordywarlock7159 2 роки тому +114

      @@ArchArturo There are two kinds of magic, Dynamic or "True" Magic used by the Awakened Mages, those who realize reality is based on the consensus of the collective unconscious, and are thus able to rewrite reality through willpower but suffer from Paradox, reality's punishment for violating its laws; and Static or Linear magic, used by mortals (in mage terms, Sleepers) and supernaturals alike, which fits within the confines of reality and suffers no Paradox (for a given definition of reality in a world with vampires and werewolves and fairies).
      Linear magic covers all sorts of supernatural studies such as the blood magics used by vampires, the powers used by certain werecreatures, and, most pertinently here, Sorcery or "hedge magic", a limited form of magic that can be studied by any mortal/Sleeper.
      Unlike the Spheres that the Awakened use to understand reality, which allow a Mage to play fast and loose with related subjects of reality to create a desired effect or spell at will, Sorcery follows set Paths with defined processes and outcomes. In this instance, Marckus, a Sleeper Sorcerer in the making, unknowingly utilized the Path of Cursing, a school of sorcery that inflicts bad luck upon their enemies, activating when coincidence would allow them to:
      He held a sentimental object belonging to the target (the folding chair), set a parameter ("I swear though, if you try ANYTHING..."), accompanied by a statement of ill intent ("The sickness of dogs long past will haunt you") that Brok (eventually) understood as bearing him ill will, while making eye contact. The curse cast and Grimal/the chair exchanged, Brok then violated the parameter of the curse (trying ANYTHING after the exchange took place) multiple times, threatening them ("I WILL CHOP YER HEADS OFF an' put'em on the rack of me TRUCK-!") and drawing several knives, each time punished by a brief, seemingly coincidental inconvenience (retroactive salmonella poisoning and subsequent vomiting, knife destruction, and the arrival of Det. Sgt. Guy Chapman).
      Notably, aside from the thorough throttling from Brok, Marckus suffered no actual negative effects or Paradox from casting such a curse, meaning this wasn't Dynamic Magic at play.
      TL;DR Marckus isn't a Mage, he's a Sorcerer, there's a difference.

  • @valernos6075
    @valernos6075 2 роки тому +2588

    Interesting given Big D has been dropping big mage hints as well as hinting at training his kids to eventually awaken this might be Markus'. There is a sphere of magic called entropy which deals with curses, blessings, memes, and probability and generally a mage utilizes the sphere they are most attuned with upon first awakening their power. Especially since for curses in general to work in World of Darkness you need eye contact, a spoken curse, and for the person to know you are saying something malicious to them. Additionally having a personal object of the target(usually a body part but a deeply sentimental object would also work) can magnify and focus the power of a spell. So Markus basically cursed Brok with supernaturally bad luck which might have even retroactively made the bottles poison by making the unlikely survival of the salmonella a certainty.

    • @assthrall6520
      @assthrall6520 2 роки тому +284

      Oh shit that might be true. Originally I was a bit dubious about him being a mage because he doesn't really seem to have an Avatar or knowledge of magic but this might be a good example of some sort of hedge-magic? Not sure, the main issue I have in mind is that Marckus doesn't really appear to be one of the Awakened unless he is being a very good actor.

    • @theoragiochi9050
      @theoragiochi9050 2 роки тому +175

      Markus becoming a mage before everyone else have so much sense!

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 2 роки тому +372

      "The sickness of dogs long past will haunt you." -Markus, trying to be intimidating
      "Salmonellosis is uncommon in dogs and cats, but they can be carriers of the bacteria. This means that even if the pets don’t show symptoms of salmonellosis, they can still shed Salmonella in their stool and saliva and then spread the bacteria to the home environment and to people and other pets in the household. " -FDA, Get the Facts about Salmonella.
      Damn son, I think you might be right.

    • @polarvortex6496
      @polarvortex6496 2 роки тому +144

      Bad Luck Magic does fit the character and the source material

    • @macnbac3476
      @macnbac3476 2 роки тому +108

      Entropy is another word of chaos, btw.

  • @thegamereaper5755
    @thegamereaper5755 2 роки тому +411

    "Mate, it's Pub Time!"
    I NEED that on a shirt!

    • @swumprat
      @swumprat Рік тому +21

      Along with his dead serious expression.

  • @Wilhelm_Turner
    @Wilhelm_Turner 2 роки тому +834

    "The sickness of dogs long past will haunt you!"
    And then things go very wrong for Brok.
    Did... Markus just actually curse Brok?

    • @glitterboy2098
      @glitterboy2098 Рік тому +171

      unintentionally, i think. probably was the one that caused the salmonella stuff. (and yes, salmonella surviving in a high proof brandy is so improbable it almost has to have been magic.)
      his 2nd attempt is probably the one that did whatever happened to the switchblades.

    • @theroboticpotato
      @theroboticpotato 7 місяців тому +35

      @@glitterboy2098 so marckus is a mage without knowing, what is he speced as tho

    • @Blackundetected
      @Blackundetected 6 місяців тому +7

      I figure it might have been a Discipline from our friendly Ghouled Copper, Guy Chapman. Ghouls can get minor vampire powers from their masters; maybe he cast "unluckiness" as part of his blood bond with the Great and Mighty Kevin?
      (Idk, not well versed in vampire abilities)

    • @MrGemHunter
      @MrGemHunter 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@theroboticpotato Probably Entropy, He's not fully awakened so he's not been brought into a tradition yet

    • @gatordragon6140
      @gatordragon6140 5 місяців тому +5

      The fan theory right now is that either markus is a mage and doesn't know it, which seems the least likely given how paradox is, somehow cast sorcery without knowing, given how there is a certain curse that matches up exactly to what happened (something of fortune or something like that i forgot the name) or (my personal fav) that the folding chair is a talisman and thats why brok freaked out so much when markus grabbed it

  • @thewordywarlock7159
    @thewordywarlock7159 2 роки тому +482

    So- Kevin's interrogation, Kevin tells Big D a secret "That the Regent would NOT want hunters to know."
    In ep 2, Big D begins telling the family what he learned, that "Apparently, the chapter house in Yarmouth-" before he's interrupted by the diablerie fiasco.
    And here (the discussion about D-words and Marckus' research being burned 12:22), we learn that the Yarmouth Chapter House refers to the local Arcanum chapter, ostensibly led by Chancellor Occam and controlled by a faction of "old guard" led by Remold Blacklaw.
    SO- that begs the question, what secret do the Tremere know about the Arcanum that the Arcanum themselves do not?

    • @Shade400
      @Shade400 2 роки тому +73

      ... yeah that's not going to be good

    • @setsunatenma9467
      @setsunatenma9467 2 роки тому +48

      Probably something with the order of hermes

    • @wiilov
      @wiilov 2 роки тому +89

      Weeeeeeell...... the simplest answer is the Camarilla has an agent in the Arcanum-

    • @Trombi01
      @Trombi01 2 роки тому +43

      Well they did do some book burning about things including vampire info soo...

    • @jaquilynnblaque6888
      @jaquilynnblaque6888 2 роки тому

      Hmm... Markus did mention how all the good old guard are dead. Often the dead take secrets with them, so that is fun bit of conspiracy isn't it?
      Big D basically sending Markus as an unwitting spy, telling just enough to Officer Guy Chapman to feel the need to tail Markus since, ya know... Markus has a mouth and an inferiority complex.
      I wonder if Big D even knows where his plans will lead him.
      Also, the moon has been full for 3 days now in that universe. Just sayin.

  • @devincolborn523
    @devincolborn523 2 роки тому +717

    45:50 "The sickness of dogs long-past will haunt you."
    I mean, I thought it was a good line. 😅 Also, Markus definitely just casted his first spell without realizing it.

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 2 роки тому +134

      And his second. The whole thing with him regretting harming them tenfold definitely made his knives explode and Guy to show up.

    • @nuclearstuff9442
      @nuclearstuff9442 2 роки тому +6

      Alfabusa

    • @mezmezzy1870
      @mezmezzy1870 2 роки тому +30

      For a second I thought he'd say "It means your ancestors will curse you like dogs barking from a wayside road for your failure"

    • @nerysghemor5781
      @nerysghemor5781 2 роки тому +64

      He also cursed Remold Blacklaw with a near heart attack. I only caught that one on the third viewing. It was literally right when that came out of his mouth that Slackjaw walked in and thus the whole opportunity for the prank.

    • @NonApplicable1983
      @NonApplicable1983 2 роки тому +12

      I still think it could be Bar Boy, but Marckus becoming Awakened would be pretty cool.

  • @zsoltgyuricza6961
    @zsoltgyuricza6961 2 роки тому +392

    I imagine Shadowsun would have been a geek of imperial culture in TTS, I can imagine she having posters of Titans (and begging high command for the tau to build their own), sisters of battle cosplay, being super weeby as she speaks broken high gothic, and had to hide it because of her job, main reason she broke up with Kitten. She would also probably have a funny instant best friend relation with Magnus as she is a seeker of "knowledge" as well. The fact that this jokes might be forever lost makes me want to 3d print 10.000 points of *insert product that would piss off GW the most.

    • @wardenunknown
      @wardenunknown Рік тому +63

      Tau westaboos would've been the funniest joke in the series and I curse GW till my dying breath that I will never have that realized alongside the funny tall Skeleton man

    • @stormlordeternal7663
      @stormlordeternal7663 Рік тому +30

      Oh that sounds ABSOLUTELY AMAZING and I desperately hope that's what they do with her if (HOPEFULLY WHEN) they return to TTS. A Tau being a weeb for Imperial machines of war sounds beyond hilarious. Also High Gothic is already broken Latin so hearing it even worse, oh man I hope and pray.

    • @johnarcher6150
      @johnarcher6150 Рік тому +18

      Pissing off GW is an obligation.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Рік тому +3

      Imperaboo

    • @ProjectXA3
      @ProjectXA3 7 місяців тому

      Seriously, right?? I was planning to get a kit of Battlesuits to build for the craft of it when it all went down!

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 2 роки тому +1253

    “You have a license for that knife” fucking killed me

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 2 роки тому +57

      Decent chance that it's real in Britain, I recall hearing about regulations going into place a few years ago.

    • @CBeavr
      @CBeavr 2 роки тому +111

      I GOT ME A LICENSE FOR STABBING RIGHT HERE!

    • @Sarydormi
      @Sarydormi 2 роки тому +29

      @@absalomdraconis though this series is set in 2006 since they said at one time that "TF2 is coming out next year"
      Dunno if there was some sort of knife regulation back then but I highly doubt it

    • @awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481
      @awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481 2 роки тому +58

      @@Sarydormi There were regulations on blade length and type, and I think they were actually the same in 2006 as they are now? Both the switchblades and the big ass bowie knife would have been *very* illegal.

    • @awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481
      @awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481 2 роки тому +30

      @@absalomdraconis knife licenses aren't a thing, but there are really strict regulations on what you can carry in public.

  • @divineroc
    @divineroc 2 роки тому +752

    Markus's poker face is on a whole other level. At least when he's got a plan in mind. He doesn't give anything away about what he's planning.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 роки тому +71

      If only he'd kept up the ruse for a bit longer. Then again, everything seemed to work out, though it's like Brok was a bit cursed to bad luck there...

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 2 роки тому +11

      If only he didn’t sober him up.

    • @mr.textwall5327
      @mr.textwall5327 2 роки тому +11

      I need all their expressions as messenger emojis.

    • @MartynWilkinson45
      @MartynWilkinson45 2 роки тому +4

      I imagine covering his face with bandages helped with not giving anything away

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 роки тому

      One or two more pints would have put Blacklaw down.

  • @TheObviousAlias
    @TheObviousAlias 2 роки тому +586

    So a line came into my mind when the first knife fell apart, and the second knife exploded. It's a line from TTS by the same team, from Magnus the Red, voiced by the same voice actor.
    "You never did anything but look down upon me for having my powers - powers that you, yourself, also had!"
    And under the rules of the World of Darkness - the original one, for those who know a bit about it - Mages (or, as Big D described them earlier, 'wizards') who are just about to tip into full-fledged magic man status, often have weird, unlikely coincidences start happening around them. Now there's already been some parallels with TTS, but I'm reminded of an earlier comment from Big D in the audiolog where he and Kitten talk about the supernatural. Asked if he had ever suffered the Delirium, he dismissed with a casual "No, I'm built different."
    At the time, it just sounded like him being glib about being an experienced hunter; however, in the rules for Werewolf, it explicitly points out that other supernatural beings do not suffer the Delirium (though they might suffer a completely normal fear response to some large, doglike beast ripping down their door and eviscerating their colleagues). Add in that Big D seemed utterly unsurprised to see vampires down in the hole, and was fairly confident that he could escape one holding a knife to his throat. I think Big D's a mage, albeit one smart enough to avoid Paradox (backlash against being too obvious with your spellcasting in the World of Darkness).
    Mages tend to study other supernatural beings, which is probably how Big D and his family came to join the Arcanum in the first place. They also tend to dislike being told "you can't study " by anyone, especially non-mages. But why would a Mage be a Hunter? Well. There's a group of mages called Marauders, who tend to be questionably sane at best - and have a burning hatred for other supernatural beings, as well as a strong tendency towards megalomania. So, Big D might very well be a Marauder who's kept relatively sane and balanced by his family, which is why he has such a big one. It also explains...well, just about everything about Horse.
    TLDR: Big D is a crazy wizard, Magnus is becoming a sane wizard, and Boy probably is too, thanks to some pushing by Horse.

    • @ariandynas
      @ariandynas 2 роки тому +19

      I'm yhinking he actually may be an Amenti

    • @PureMetalDragon
      @PureMetalDragon Рік тому +50

      But wait, if a vampire drinks a mage's blood, he still gets the vitae, but his mind shortly opens up to the Supernal world. In other words, that vamp is going on one heck of an acid trip.
      Maybe that wasn't DMT that got the great and mighty Kevin high as fuck after all...

    • @CteCrassus
      @CteCrassus Рік тому +30

      At first I thought the bobby might've been responsible, being a Tremere ghoul and all that, but then I remembered that Thaumaturgy is *nowhere near* as subtle or versatile as that, which means actual mage shenanigans are afoot and there's a good chance Marckus is the one (subconciously) responsible.

    • @Maimkillburn69
      @Maimkillburn69 Рік тому +7

      I thought it was more alluding to big D just being big E during this time period

    • @TheObviousAlias
      @TheObviousAlias Рік тому +28

      @@Maimkillburn69 While he does take a lot of cues from the TTS-verse pre-Throne Emps, I don't actually think they're the same literal person - just a re-use of the same character tropes in a different setting.

  • @GambeTama
    @GambeTama 2 роки тому +759

    I love how Marckus’ way of letting Grimald know that her prey doesn’t exist is to simply say “My DAD says they’re just people in costumes.”
    I mean at that point what are you even doing with your life, eh XD

    • @MrTux-tw4ld
      @MrTux-tw4ld 2 роки тому +113

      Hunting the bastard children of the first murder apparently

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 2 роки тому +31

      although they are objectively just cooler vampires and should be brought back, with all the depressing horror their souls imply

    • @AR-yd2nd
      @AR-yd2nd 2 роки тому +100

      @@comyuse9103 the mechanism of their "beast" should brought be back!
      But the lore and the name Kue-jin were a meltpot of stereotypes more than mythology. Kinda disrespectful tbh.

    • @korickarmstrong3468
      @korickarmstrong3468 2 роки тому +16

      @@AR-yd2nd Thats what all these tabletop games do though. Learn to revel in the stupidity and not balk at shadows.

    • @AR-yd2nd
      @AR-yd2nd 2 роки тому +123

      @@korickarmstrong3468 nah, the western vampires make sense and are well written. The Kindred of the East material was just bait for weebs who want to fetishize asian culture (alfabusa is referencing this thing, dissing the kue-jin concept)
      Vampires from africa were slightly better tho.

  • @Hallowoct313
    @Hallowoct313 2 роки тому +690

    Markus fully baited him with the phone call. Also markus is so a wizard with the knife stuff and the fact everything worked out by chance

    • @flockofseagulls2518
      @flockofseagulls2518 2 роки тому +21

      I assume that vampires in this universe have telekineses? I thought it was the policeman

    • @Rhiawhyn
      @Rhiawhyn 2 роки тому +87

      @@flockofseagulls2518 Not really. He's not a vampire though, he's just a ghoul which could handily beat those thugs no problem. Vampires might in some cases have that power but there were no vampires involved in this episode. In this case, it's very likely that Markus has some kind of power he is unaware of given what he did was full up cursing someone. As that IS a thing in WoD

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 2 роки тому +61

      @@Rhiawhyn Cursed while holding a "relic" (the...folding chair? I guess? Broks weird so who knows).

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 2 роки тому +22

      @@flockofseagulls2518 if i remember right the different species of vampires have super specific powers to their breeds. All of them have some level of superhuman physical ability, but the likes of Pyotor and shitbeard are those who specifically have exceptioanlly inhuman strength.
      How strong these abilities are completely depends on the generation they come from and gets weaker the further from the source it is as its passed on though by how much i am not sure.
      When pyortor ate those two he basically 'ranked up' and basically stole the power of those generations more or less. It is forbidden cause if not cannibalism would be rampant and would offset their power structure and new would literally devour the old.
      But while he did devour them it only increase the powers he had inherently. Inhuman strength, animal control, invisibility, and made his appearance even more ghoulish than it was before presumably.

    • @magnusmaximus1415
      @magnusmaximus1415 2 роки тому +28

      @@KillerOrca naah, someone in the commentary explain that marckus has potentialy cursed brok with the phrase with the dog sickness, i will post the name and the commentary when i found it

  • @Terashi
    @Terashi 2 роки тому +189

    Marckus's summary of the Arcanum reminds me of the Institute in Fallout 4. "Imagine all the GOOD they could do if they just opened up a little." applies to both.

    • @Terashi
      @Terashi 2 роки тому +14

      Also, gotta say, this one was pretty damn enjoyable. But then all your group's work is.

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 2 роки тому +529

    You guys have an uncanny ability to write dialogue that sounds real. I’ve never seen any other writer that comes close to this close to how really people talk.

    • @wrennthewizard144
      @wrennthewizard144 2 роки тому +49

      Imagine if they had a budget. Pretty sure these people can produce something never seen before.

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 2 роки тому +32

      I've recently read a book from the Mystery Flesh Pit National Park franchise, that had extremely real-feeling writing, Stephen King type of stuff, if you're interested. It ain't comedy like HTP, but it's completely free and about the Permian Basin Superorganism so sign me the fuck up and all!

    • @thevoidlookspretty7079
      @thevoidlookspretty7079 2 роки тому +3

      @@megan00b8 thanks for the recommendation!

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 роки тому +18

      I'm seriously reminded of some friends of mine with how those four go back and forth with each other.
      Only true friends can mess with each other so lovingly.

    • @thevoidlookspretty7079
      @thevoidlookspretty7079 2 роки тому +12

      @@hariman7727 Dude same, especially with the sheer speed of how they react to each other.

  • @titanking9130
    @titanking9130 2 роки тому +346

    I do hope Markus' friends make more appearances and even meet some of his family, imagine them trying to interact with Door and Boy, it would be hilarious and potentially adorable

    • @raipe125
      @raipe125 2 роки тому +4

      Grimal and boy...and the reveal that boy is a girl (no on3shota soo)

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 2 роки тому +14

      @@raipe125 Boys VA is a girl boy is well a boy especially considering the character is a transplant from tts

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 Рік тому +3

      @@spartanx9293 had a hard time reading this one
      commas are importent everyone

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 Рік тому +15

      @@iambumbo7534 boy is a boy
      Boys VA is a girl
      This does not make boy a girl
      It is relatively common for women to voice young male characters
      Secondly I sincerely doubt door is that much of an a******

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 Рік тому +3

      @@spartanx9293 this helps me comprehend what you said, cheers

  • @pimentaosensual9356
    @pimentaosensual9356 Рік тому +148

    Am I the only one that is utterly enchanted by Elise’s voice ? Stephanie Swan Quills is a hell of a dub.

    • @morgrimgaming7342
      @morgrimgaming7342 Рік тому +9

      Indeed. That said, I wonder what the translation for what she said around 16:40

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 Рік тому +9

      @@morgrimgaming7342 "I speak a little Japanese" basically.

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Рік тому

      @@otakon17 5 slurs lmao

  • @mr.bagofguts7131
    @mr.bagofguts7131 2 роки тому +293

    Man I love how dripping with 2000's era anime, internet and culture this series is, reminds me of being a little kid again. Awesome work.

    • @hawkonroyale431
      @hawkonroyale431 2 роки тому +9

      Yea I was about to say it brought back a lot of weird 2000 memories. Including hanging out with friends like Grimdal

    • @mr.bagofguts7131
      @mr.bagofguts7131 2 роки тому +18

      @@hawkonroyale431 THE Minute I heard 'Yaoi paddle' it was like a switch. Also having to scrounge to acquire any type of anime is so period accurate lol.

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 2 роки тому +4

      @@mr.bagofguts7131 God we're getting older lol

    • @mr.bagofguts7131
      @mr.bagofguts7131 2 роки тому

      @@alejandrorivas4585 It feels so weird, thinking about how different stuff was back then online

    • @Arphemius
      @Arphemius 2 роки тому +2

      @@mr.bagofguts7131 Yes, the good old days of the internet. When men were still men, women were also men and children were FBI agents. Good times we had back then.

  • @MsPageMistress
    @MsPageMistress 2 роки тому +408

    I think that the best part of this episode is just Marckus interacting with his friends. I honestly believe that if Magnus, hell, most of the Primarchs, had the kind of friends where you could go to a bar, barely drink, and still have a great time, things would have been better.
    And hell, Grimal, Elise, and Harry are the best kinds of friends. They give him shit (not so much Harry, who is a good boy), they have interests they can geek over, and when the chips are down they freaking have his back in a fight. And better still, they are in the know, so Marckus has someone outside his family and future husband he can talk to about this insanity.
    Mad props for introducing these three and making us instantly love them, because they are the kind of friends we would want.

    • @mikeCSLproductions
      @mikeCSLproductions 2 роки тому +14

      Well I guess that’s why Leman Russ was one of the reasonably well-adjusted primarchs by the end of the heresy.

    • @datkhornedog899
      @datkhornedog899 2 роки тому +5

      @@mikeCSLproductions Aye. He do be chillin' with the bros.

    • @fildariusv7045
      @fildariusv7045 2 роки тому +5

      It reminds me of my own couple of friends I love to hang out with. We give each other shit, but in the end, we do care about each other

    • @MsPageMistress
      @MsPageMistress 2 роки тому +1

      @@mikeCSLproductions Probably, yeah.

    • @MichaelTheRead
      @MichaelTheRead 2 роки тому +3

      I literally got a small crush on Grimal's voice actress because of how well she plays her character. Would absolutely treat her to a beer or three.

  • @kac7857
    @kac7857 2 роки тому +270

    I find it incredible how you manage to make an AUDIOLOG entertaining to watch.

    • @connorschultz380
      @connorschultz380 2 роки тому +10

      Pleaseee sir
      The patron has gone down a few hundred in the last few days...
      Without that these things can't happen ><
      Please o please look into it...

    • @zapan9643
      @zapan9643 Рік тому +2

      Ogre Poppenang is a cinematic genius

  • @EllieTheFloppa
    @EllieTheFloppa 2 роки тому +1124

    I love his friends. They are so just real and just you know they care alot about him. I love how you guys still keep them insanely real.

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 2 роки тому +89

      I too liked not Ahriman, not Shadowsun, and random goth chick as well.

    • @MatthewCSnow
      @MatthewCSnow 2 роки тому +54

      Some say Goth girl could be a necron.

    • @pizmak
      @pizmak 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah, I am very fond of these nice characters, I hope to see them now and then again.

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 2 роки тому +19

      @@MatthewCSnow
      To be fair she'd make for one heck of an interesting necron character!

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 2 роки тому +21

      @@falsehero2001
      Wait Harry is compared to Ahriman?

  • @DeTwitterfyYoutube
    @DeTwitterfyYoutube 2 роки тому +508

    I imagine that if Marckus wasn't wrapped up in several minas-and-definitely-not-kilograms of bandages and plaster casts he wouldn't be so worried about Slackjaw's big meaty claws.
    The appearance of Guy Chapman was very convenient. I imagine him saying 'I had a premonition' is a tad more literal than the others took it as. Also the curses/magick. Good to see he was honest and said 'I'm working with your dad', though. At least the Ghoul is capable of openness.

    • @vojtaliska1430
      @vojtaliska1430 2 роки тому +19

      Quick google search says Hebrew mina is 499 grams, heavy mina is two minas.

    • @jor4114
      @jor4114 2 роки тому +72

      Well, since Chapman is a Tremere's ghoul, it makes sense he would have access to low level powers like Heightened Senses and Premonition.

    • @KillerOrca
      @KillerOrca 2 роки тому +67

      @@jor4114 Also he's a cop, and presumably being a cop feeds into that. Wouldnt be surprised if he couldnt literally sense trouble about to start.
      ...that or he just happens to know how this tiny little British village works and just figures "ah yes, bout time for the meathead to show"

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 2 роки тому +23

      Well he is a good chap after all!

    • @nerysghemor5781
      @nerysghemor5781 2 роки тому +36

      He doesn’t seem to be a bad person. He is, unfortunately, a literal addict but now that he’s working for Big-D through Malkevin the Sigilite, he’s a little more free to express that, I think.

  • @timmyt1717
    @timmyt1717 2 роки тому +148

    Managed to not only learn about Marcus' group of friends more than any other characters in most movies, but also too managed to appreciate every one of them for their own different and oddly charming connection that brings them all together. Also with the rather Ork-like talk of Brok and his mates, EVERY voice actor in this gives it their 110%. And along with the added amazing work for the portraits (especially Grimal's anime energy), this stuff puts even some Hollywood "movies" to shame. Immense hats off to you and your wonderful crew, Alfabusa. You lot are the real deal, through and through. *cheers with a non-Salmonella drink*

  • @that1connor583
    @that1connor583 2 роки тому +401

    This entire intro is just, Alfa genuinely being himself with a silly voice, and I genuinely love it.
    Thank you Alfabusa, very cool.

    • @TheMcSaf
      @TheMcSaf 2 роки тому +34

      he will be delighted to hear that IF YOU ARE IN SWEDÆN

    • @screamingcactus1753
      @screamingcactus1753 2 роки тому +9

      I'm just wondering how the hell Big D picked up a local Miami radio station from the other side of the Atlantic

    • @that1connor583
      @that1connor583 2 роки тому +24

      @@screamingcactus1753 it’s Big D.
      I choose to not question that man’s abilities.

  • @od3910
    @od3910 2 роки тому +293

    The entire time Slackjaw was asking about Markus' "new burd" I could not breathe I was so terrified. Then I couldn't breathe from laughing.
    Needless to say you have killed me

    • @matty8014
      @matty8014 2 роки тому +42

      Damm RIP, get well soon

    • @Alex-cq1zr
      @Alex-cq1zr 2 роки тому +46

      I thought that Markus would get shit for gay love, but nope! Markus once again shows his high intelligence by knowing that his attacker would do and preparing a trap. Like, Markus basically called for Slackjaw to grab his phone. It was mostly likely Markus's intent. He quickly changed Slackjaw's father number name to Luv and maybe erased any evidence of his actual love's number. Then he just kept clicking buttons and ignoring Slackjaw to make him jump into the trap. Dunno if Slackjaw returned Markus his phone tho.
      Of course, the trap wasn't very strong, but eh - decent, i suppose. Two birds with one stone.
      Also, Markus has successfully cursed Slackjaw it seems, although the curse might not have been strong enough to win the situation.
      Luckily, Chapman was there to help.
      Seeing Slackjaw get defeated like that is nice i suppose.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 2 роки тому +2

      @@Alex-cq1zr So here's the question: since it's pretty clear Markus cursed Brok, are we so sure he deliberately switched his phone number? Or is that a further part of Markus manipulating probability to make Brok call the wrong person, without knowing it?

    • @Alex-cq1zr
      @Alex-cq1zr 2 роки тому +9

      @@Bluecho4 Actually, that's possible, but Markcus didn't seem very surprised at that and it said to be the brains, so i think it's likely that it was just planning. Plus, Markcus magic (my understanding from reading comments under this episode) usually requires holding something what is of great value the person the mage curses. In addition, the mage must express a curse the target can understand as a curse.

    • @douglaslangley9251
      @douglaslangley9251 Рік тому +5

      @@Alex-cq1zr He was holding the chair was he not? Brok was pretty attached to the chair it seemed

  • @Grab_N001
    @Grab_N001 Рік тому +117

    31:17
    I appreciate Spit doing a 180 and taking a genuine interest in Marcus' phone

    • @Withernall
      @Withernall 7 місяців тому +4

      And now, chapter 4 is out.....

  • @buttz47
    @buttz47 2 роки тому +345

    Holy crap Zoran did amazing voice work in this, I couldn't even tell it was him until I saw the credits. Always great to see the Sereph of Stories as well

    • @douglasallar9176
      @douglasallar9176 2 роки тому +7

      Same!

    • @jessem4087
      @jessem4087 2 роки тому +3

      Took right till the end for me to figure it out.

    • @CareerKnight
      @CareerKnight 2 роки тому +4

      I didn't realize until I saw the credits, when I rewatched it it was super obvious. I'm just so use to him making his voice deeper instead of lighter.

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 2 роки тому +3

      ZORIN is back? YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

  • @deltarno7502
    @deltarno7502 2 роки тому +290

    I love the fact that Big D denying the Kuie-jin works on both fronts, since he gives a very good reason why they shouldn't exist (main reason I never put them in my games, frankly), and if they do exist he hates the very idea so much that he'll ignore any evidence to the contrary.
    Edit: Also, I just realized that when Big D was joining the crew in Episode 2, he said that Kevin had some 'tasty information' about the chapter house in Yarmoth. I wonder if the local Camarilla has a mole there, and just who it might be...

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 Рік тому +1

      I thought that was a camarilla chapter house

    • @PanzerPlant
      @PanzerPlant Рік тому +9

      @@seamussmyth1928 Nah, the Camarilla doesn’t organize into Chapter Houses. There must be a mole in there, passing information to the Cammies. Hell, it might even be Remold himself, though I suspect it might be someone else we haven’t met.

    • @seamussmyth1928
      @seamussmyth1928 Рік тому +1

      @@PanzerPlant gotcha

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon Рік тому +1

      The hell's a Kuei Jin? I only played CoD.

    • @lumanson21
      @lumanson21 Рік тому +6

      ​@Leon Embers as far as I remember they are a super racist take on Asian vampires

  • @jillianbirkbeck3067
    @jillianbirkbeck3067 2 роки тому +55

    Am I the only one that's dangerously, scarily curious about what Slackjaw said beneath those censors that was so terrible his father DEMANDED he comes home for a talk...?
    Great content and writing as always. The new characters and added lore is quite interesting. Love this series.

    • @SpartanPrimeDSTY117
      @SpartanPrimeDSTY117 Рік тому +12

      And i personally would've love to see the disorientated Brok try picking a fight with Guy Chapman given the cop clearly has Potence

  • @assaultghost00
    @assaultghost00 2 роки тому +322

    [reverse drinks Harry’s beer]
    Harry: how the bloody hell did you do that?!
    My favorite moments 😂

    • @Haloister
      @Haloister 2 роки тому +45

      He sounds both disgusted, and thoroughly impressed.

    • @DISTurbedwaffle918
      @DISTurbedwaffle918 2 роки тому +58

      "Drink his beer again."
      *Git redrinks your beer*
      Roll sanity

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 роки тому +17

      @@DISTurbedwaffle918 "Seriously, how do you keep doing that?!"

    • @thomasfoster4370
      @thomasfoster4370 2 роки тому

      my guess, his mum was an actual cow, giving him the ability to cud.

    • @riven5677
      @riven5677 2 роки тому +3

      @@Haloister wouldn’t you have the same reaction?

  • @patmianwinston
    @patmianwinston 2 роки тому +193

    What I love most about this series is that since we’re no longer in 40k and thus don’t have to deal with GRIMDARK anymore we can have far healthier and down to earth relationships with a (relatively) much more positive mood and outlook. It’s like how dragonball z abridged ended up in a lot of ways being a better story then the source material.
    Instead of being a constantly bullied loner who’s always teetering on betraying his father, Markus is something of a loveable dumbass/smartass that has friends, a romantic partner and a for the most part caring family with a dad who isn’t constantly changing his mind between genuinely caring about his sons and treating them like nothing more than science experiments. The atmosphere is less of a high gothic constantly suffering slugfest and instead more like a young adult horror comedy adventure book by Darren Shan.
    Compared to most Warhammer stories this series is downright wholesome and chill enough to sport several lofi videos. Inevitably they’re going to go to WAY darker places since this is the Masquerade we’re talking about but it’s nice while it lasts.

    • @joshuawiener5003
      @joshuawiener5003 2 роки тому +42

      One thing that heavily sold me on these characters (aside from the first episode) is the scene during "Something is wrong with Horse" when Door just stright-up asks Markus if he is okay. Dorn would NEVER do that in the 40k series, especially to Magnus of all people. Seeing Door and Markus just connect like that gave me a feeling of tenderness that were never present before. I told myself "These are not the same characters" because it was true. These translations are such departures from the original characters that it became it's own simulacrum in writing. I love Door, I love Markus, I love Kitten and I LOVE Big-D and I think that these characters fit right at home in the world of Darkness. Alfabusa and co. are absolute fucking GENIUSES.

    • @오주환-b1n
      @오주환-b1n 2 роки тому +15

      I mean arguably TTS was less grimdark than the source material itself. I agree with what you said in general though.

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 Рік тому +2

      @@joshuawiener5003only Vulkan, Sainguinius, and no nails Angron would do this

  • @ImpudentInfidel
    @ImpudentInfidel Рік тому +138

    Slackjaw is the only villain in this series who's legitimately terrifying. Just a normal human who will cheerfully hate crime you for fun, and unlike the supernatural threats you can find guys like him everywhere.

    • @mitab1
      @mitab1 11 місяців тому +25

      He's even worse than that, he's that + he got the privilege of being the so of an important man which means in the real world his types won't be held accountable for their horrible deeds

    • @jahrusalem3658
      @jahrusalem3658 9 місяців тому +8

      @alphawolf621 Well the thing is, if this Angron hasn't been cursed with eternal bloodlust or some shit as a parallel to the Nails, then he'd probably be the nicest of D's children other than whatever variant Vulkan has. Angron's Primarch power was literally taking others pain onto himself after all.

    • @ouchiegiverjr
      @ouchiegiverjr 7 місяців тому

      He’s more of a big dumb Ork

    • @crabinthetophat490
      @crabinthetophat490 6 місяців тому

      But beck I'll still give you one bugger. Even with all that he isn't a bad guy at heart. He's a product of his upbringing and environment just as much as Markus is of his. He might be a shit person but he still ain't Gona bowing to no fockin vampire. Like see when he acknowledgez that Markus pranked him good, even if he has throttle him now. Basically he isn't a villain character , infact he is prolly have a redemption eventually.

    • @mr.strugglesnuggle6668
      @mr.strugglesnuggle6668 3 місяці тому

      Brok's based

  • @handbanana4899
    @handbanana4899 2 роки тому +674

    The Kuel-jin roasting was so on-point it gave me an extra year of my life.

    • @proto303
      @proto303 2 роки тому +65

      I love all those tiny nods to Bloodlines 1

    • @dezdanna9297
      @dezdanna9297 2 роки тому +75

      Is there ANYONE that likes the Kuei-Jin?

    • @Johan_the_Marshal
      @Johan_the_Marshal 2 роки тому +43

      @@dezdanna9297 No

    • @ArchArturo
      @ArchArturo 2 роки тому +11

      @@dezdanna9297 not quite, but, I did get the supplement… and that’s when I started to hate Exalted.

    • @7therajin
      @7therajin 2 роки тому +48

      Everybody knows that the Kuel Jin was a mistake. Up there with some of the worst entries in WtA and Gypsy the Traveler. It's why while they mention that they are still around in the new WoD lore, the chances of them actually doing anything with them is slim to none. Too much controversy for no pay off.

  • @dusksentry5836
    @dusksentry5836 2 роки тому +572

    its astounding how real these characters and their conversations are despite being so wacky

    • @Soundwave142
      @Soundwave142 2 роки тому +16

      I say the dweeb was the weirdest.

    • @TheLangenator
      @TheLangenator 2 роки тому +36

      @@Soundwave142 I literally know someone like her irl

    • @brwisnt
      @brwisnt 2 роки тому +27

      @@TheLangenator people like that are weird, so his point still stands

    • @Rodoet001
      @Rodoet001 2 роки тому +18

      @@TheLangenator Nearly had some sort of temporal whiplash when I heard her. It's quite terrifying how well they managed to capture weeb culture from that. Used to know a bunch of people from those circles, even hanged on the fringes of that culture for a time. Boy, that feels like it was so much longer ago than it actually was.

    • @billauditore6636
      @billauditore6636 2 роки тому +12

      I suppose this level of expertise has to do with the fact that Alfabusa and his team have been friends even before they went pro with these productions. I..think they've been hanging around for like, 15 years I think? Earliest video I've seen from them stretches about 2005-2007. Basically, what I'm saying is that I'm thinking they've taken inspiration from their own interactions with each other when it came to writing the conversations with the characters they write. (That, and of course the stuff they watch).

  • @petrsukenik9266
    @petrsukenik9266 2 роки тому +84

    British orks are golden, Especialy loicence part
    And Marcus friends seems to be a good group, hope we will see them more

  • @goldengolem4670
    @goldengolem4670 2 роки тому +233

    Absolutely loved Harry, he is a brilliant straight man to offset the other 3 nutters

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 роки тому +1

      He's the only sane man, and yet he can probably kick ass with the best of them too.

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 2 роки тому +218

    I love how Marcus tapped into his fathers madness at the end there with old lockjaw

  • @devilred18
    @devilred18 Рік тому +97

    Gonna be honest I'm curious now to see the lads in kittens friend group.
    Somehow I imagine them all as rugby players eager for kitten to come back on the team. You know exactly who these three would be.
    "Come on Kit!! The locker room ain't the same without you."
    We need those three muscle brained asses back.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 Рік тому +14

      I would love to see the Custodes come back in some way as well, them being a bunch of lovable if overbearing jocks makes a lot of sense in this setting.

    • @gameridiotNOT
      @gameridiotNOT Рік тому +24

      In the Horse episode, Kitten *DID* say he has three brothers. If they aren't who we think they are, then I will send HITMEN! -Ifyouareinsweden-

    • @devilred18
      @devilred18 Рік тому +3

      @@gameridiotNOT I completely forgot he said that. Oh please let them be his brothers

    • @wallacestenson8597
      @wallacestenson8597 Рік тому

      Ohohohoh, they may be rugby players by day mate, but at night, there's only one profession for their scantily clad, oiled up, bodacious bods. They're strippers. They're all strippers.

    • @mr.textwall5327
      @mr.textwall5327 11 місяців тому +1

      I can't help connecting them to The Three from the prophecy and ending scene mural.

  • @catm590
    @catm590 2 роки тому +151

    I almost had a heart attack laughing at the scene where Markus changed Remolds contact name to “luv” just to fck with his son cause he knew he was gonna try to call Kitten to say somethin nasty 😂

  • @boomerpro87
    @boomerpro87 2 роки тому +110

    honestly
    every episode i fall in love with big D a little more
    but its always the little things that make my heart melt a little
    telling his family hes proud of all of them when they think hes going to die
    when he says he loves his grandson
    praises markus for being strong or smart
    saying how much faith he has in his family
    telling kitten hes proud of him
    freaking the fuck out when he thought he put his family in danger by letting information slip
    hoping markus has a good time and having complete confidence in him that, even in his injured state, he could win in a pub brawl against the locals
    all these little things paint a picture of a man who is like the antithesis to the emperor
    or what the emperor would be if he chose a different path.
    a crazy lunatic of a dad, who despite all his eccentricities and weirdness
    he is still a DAD first and foremost who loves, cares for and is proud of his weird as fuck family
    and even though his family dont seem to pick up on it (probably because they're so used to it by now)
    he wont stop telling them how proud he is.
    its something you kinda forget because its a small piece among a clusterfuck of weird characters and loud situations
    but big D may not be the best father in the world
    but by fuck, you can tell that he is TRYING to be a good father with all his heart and soul
    sometimes, that isnt enough, sometimes he makes mistakes and slips up
    sometimes his mistakes (such as not educating them enough) leads to OTHER people making mistakes
    like in the interrogation when boy used the wrong word.
    notice how he doesnt get mad or upset at any mistakes he sees his family makes.
    he gets worried
    he isnt thinking "how DARE they screw up! now i have to clean up their mess!"
    he thinks "they made a mistake and im going to have to account for it to make sure they're safe"
    i know this is going on a bit of a tangent, so i'll end off with this:
    they have turned the emperor
    who is admitedly a total fucking dick
    into someone who, if he dies during this series
    is gonna have me bawling like a bitch harder than cyberpunk:edgerunners.
    and that fuckin anime had me filling buckets with tears
    so that should tell you how much i love this new big D

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 Рік тому +8

      Not to mention his introspective monologue about wheter or not he should tell his children everything, and risk them having all his knowledge amd being hunted, or to keep them in the dark to have them not constantly with a target on their backs, but run the risk of ignorance killing them.
      Its something the Emperor never thought or discussed, but thanks to his conversation with Horse we see that part shine even more (its also worth noting that he only leaves Horse with Kitten when he promises to stay with him. He intended to stay there all night to ensure his son, who was deathly sick as far as he knew, but was drawn away only by the pleading logic of another son. But then you have Markus's perspective of him being comfortable, luxurious, and forcing his fiance to stay with Horse in the rain, suffering. Its so interesting looking into the head through their monologues we wouldn't normally have (as otherwise it'd be kind of weird in an episode for a monologue, they're instead talking to Horse who cannot respond, makinging a conversation in world but a monologue to us).
      Tldr: The Ogerpopernang (I misspelled it, yeah I know) crew is fantastic at storytelling and characterization, motivations and insights are let in beautifully and build on previous information seamlessly.

  • @jaquilynnblaque6888
    @jaquilynnblaque6888 2 роки тому +468

    Markus is the type of dude that makes friends with everyone from every social circle.
    Back in the 2000's when this takes place, that was rare.

    • @fyraltari1889
      @fyraltari1889 2 роки тому +61

      Is he, though? It looks like they all met as members of the Arcanum. Grimal even says Kitten and her dated because she was the only person he knew who knew about vampires and "beggars can't be chosers."

    • @jaquilynnblaque6888
      @jaquilynnblaque6888 2 роки тому +14

      ​@@fyraltari1889 im curious if she if trans, and when she dated kitten she wasnt out yet. Like, she says how she broke a certain part of Kitten and Markus did too.. and how she can effortlessly lift Markus (who is the largest family memeber) and finally, she mentions about never getting jumped anymore.
      Just would be interesting and nice representation if that is the case.

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 2 роки тому +46

      @@jaquilynnblaque6888 I believe they rode Kitten and broke his hip bones.

    • @jaquilynnblaque6888
      @jaquilynnblaque6888 2 роки тому +22

      @@edalmirneto4246 Usually in terms of gay sex, breaking something specific...

    • @edalmirneto4246
      @edalmirneto4246 2 роки тому +16

      @@jaquilynnblaque6888 e I thought about that too, but Markus and Grimal must be the liabilities of the relationship.

  • @nuclearcatpotatoe3714
    @nuclearcatpotatoe3714 2 роки тому +446

    I need more of Grimal what a wonderful wretched little creature she is

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 2 роки тому +74

      We cannot let her corrupt Boi. Door would launch a war on Japan

    • @LibertarianMexican
      @LibertarianMexican 2 роки тому +50

      @@jefferycrouse4652 Gussy

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 2 роки тому +45

      @@LibertarianMexican NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    • @Terashi
      @Terashi 2 роки тому +31

      Same. Honestly I like all of Marckus's friends but Grimal was my favorite.

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 2 роки тому +8

      @@LibertarianMexican Karstodes proceeds to kick boy out of a window in the palace

  • @CurlyHairedRogue
    @CurlyHairedRogue 2 роки тому +103

    Grimal is like… the best parts of the weirdos that used to hang out with me and my friends in college… unfortunately either they were extraordinarily hard for me to talk with, or they were… _socially manipulative…_
    I like Grimal though, she sounds like a fun kind of crazy, the kind that spices interactions with your friends up enough to shed light on an otherwise-dark evening.
    Gods I miss those lads…

    • @snager80
      @snager80 Рік тому

      I'll be your lad, lad 👦

    • @ratpudding
      @ratpudding Рік тому

      @hitmeupontelegrammtggoldfi4881 may your woes be many, and your days few

  • @bronzeson9588
    @bronzeson9588 2 роки тому +151

    I just love Harry for some reason. He's normal but still supportive and amazed by the strangeness in his friend group.

    • @skylenlightangel2410
      @skylenlightangel2410 2 роки тому +8

      What a swell guy.
      … why does that sound familiar ?

    • @youdontknowme2913
      @youdontknowme2913 2 роки тому +5

      Well hunters stick together

    • @7therajin
      @7therajin 2 роки тому +9

      I like Harry too. But his player would get side eyed at most games. C'mon dude, high STR but no points in Brawl? Athletics is nice sure, BUT ONLY WHEN IT COMES UP!

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 роки тому

      Harry is the friend who can help you move a couch, listen to your troubles, will have your back in a pub fight, and who will pull you back from the edge when you're getting a little out of hand.

  • @noaccount4
    @noaccount4 2 роки тому +507

    Listening to this really felt like a non-stop trip to 2005

    • @kestutisvaiciunas8663
      @kestutisvaiciunas8663 2 роки тому +49

      2006
      TF2 is coming out next year, after all. Though i was 11 at the time... damn, wish i was a young adult in the early 2000's. Got to experience my teenagehood at 2010 and it ain't the same since i was a computer nerd by then

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 роки тому +25

      Oh those were the great days people were normal enough and could take a joke.

    • @sgt.eclair
      @sgt.eclair 2 роки тому +44

      @@mikecampos1193 someone's mad they cant use slurs on a daily basis anymore

    • @Chromeberd
      @Chromeberd 2 роки тому +15

      @@sgt.eclair I mean, yea. A society that isn't afraid of words is a better society.

    • @localenthusiast5254
      @localenthusiast5254 2 роки тому +10

      @@Chromeberd People should learn to accept that some people are just pricks and grow up, nobody's going to accomplish much if they can't take and insult. Move past it and go on with your life, that's how you live a happy life.

  • @darkos1012
    @darkos1012 2 роки тому +65

    These dudes having such a genuine friendships is basically some form of wizardry from the writing team in itself
    The voice work, artwork and animation are literally godtier too, you guys are just amazing at what you do.
    So, if the show needs sponsor or ad spots (as long as they're funny or entertaining, which you guys are also good at) then so be it.

  • @moriarty1682
    @moriarty1682 2 роки тому +419

    Hi bruva alfabusa,I can't speak for everybody but your transition from text to speech to the parenting has been highly well received the animated stuff is great but one thing... More damn audio logs they are bloody hilarious and I want mooooooooreeeeeeeee! 😄
    There is an edit to this reply:28/9/22
    Today I lost the love of my life due to sepsis, she went so quickly and TTS is the only thing keeping me sane right now
    I can't listen to music right now and listening to this great comedic content on a subject I love is getting me through the day. Thank you Alfabusa you are keeping a very broken man stable right now

    • @fallenghost1760
      @fallenghost1760 2 роки тому +8

      TBH people can't get angry with him after GW done to the series

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 2 роки тому +2

      I only hope TTS comes back somehow

    • @moriarty1682
      @moriarty1682 2 роки тому +1

      @@KingLich451 I think I'm going to binge some xcom 2 and TTS tonight

  • @mazubahtender
    @mazubahtender 2 роки тому +144

    I'm at the 9 and a half minute point and I already love Harry. Though hearing Longfang in stuff just makes me happy, so...
    And also Grimal is kind of the epitome of "With friends like these, who needs enemies?"

    • @zanmaru139
      @zanmaru139 2 роки тому +18

      When you put it that way the Shadowsun comparisons really start to make sense...

    • @Longfang91
      @Longfang91 2 роки тому +4

      Thank you!

  • @CountDVB
    @CountDVB 2 роки тому +92

    I love all these newcomers and hope to see them interact with the family. Glad Kitten is still on good terms with his ex and wonder how they would all react to Door, Big D and Boy. And of course, what more they find out. Though also Marckus is starting to realize a bit of the frustrations his dad goes through.Hopefully Marcus and Big D can patch things up

  • @grimdarhk
    @grimdarhk 2 роки тому +91

    Oh Gods, I dated a girl like Grimal in high-school....this is both therapeutic and mortifying lol.

    • @Flagdread
      @Flagdread 2 роки тому +23

      hell I MARRIED a girl like Grimal.

    • @lance415
      @lance415 2 роки тому +18

      ​@@Flagdread Never a dull day, eh? Lol

  • @TheThingInMySink
    @TheThingInMySink 2 роки тому +64

    Okay, I feel the need to draw attention to something I don't see many people praising this for, and that something is atmosphere. Everything from the background noises to the music is just perfect in the last few episodes, I haven't gotten that comfy cozy feeling of watching something in a long time, I mean the laughs are all there, this has been a fun series to watch, but you're really onto something here beyond the funny memes, goofs and gaffs. Hell I have no idea what fucking universe this thing is based in, I have no idea if this is some homebrew stuff or something I just haven't heard of but I'm 200% invested in everything going on here, it's honestly brilliant, and doubly impressive when you've followed this channel from literally the first EP of TTS, you and the team have come a LONG way and I seriously hope you guys are proud of what you've done here, you should be. The Voice acting is great, the writing is great, the characters are great, the story, the atmosphere, it's all there.
    Other people have pointed out the writing as well, and I have to say I agree, the conversations just feel organic, as someone who dabbles in writing that's incredibly hard for me to do, but you've nailed it, and it only helps that the characters really have good chemistry, seeing them interact with each other alone is just incredibly fun, and that's only half of all the good shit in the show, no not even half of it, a quarter maybe. Someone REALLY needs to get you guys a proper budget.

    • @Omnicide101
      @Omnicide101 Рік тому +3

      For what it's worth, if nobody's told you, this is the World of Darkness setting (Largely Vampire: the Masquerade and Hunter: the Reckoning so far, with a dash of Mage: the Ascension and Werewolf: the Apocalypse thrown in). And absolutely, the vibes are good throughout the series but this one especially is *so* comfy.

  • @codenameprotocol7391
    @codenameprotocol7391 Рік тому +27

    "What an absolute circus, and all the competent clowns are DEAD!" is one of the best, funniest insults I've heard in a long time. 😂

  • @ArtStyleJ
    @ArtStyleJ 2 роки тому +211

    Ok so either Markus unintentionally did magick or the Tremere ghoul constable has been around long enough to develop disciplines... I don't know which possibility is more frightening

    • @dezdanna9297
      @dezdanna9297 2 роки тому +33

      Thaumaturgical disciplines aren't that subtle though.

    • @TheLangenator
      @TheLangenator 2 роки тому +102

      From what I know about WoD magic (not very much btw) in order to curse someone you need direct eye contact, hold a sentimental item, say threatening words, and the target must realize they're threatening words.
      I think Markus accidentally did all 4 of those at 45:45 with his "If you try anything, the sickness of dogs long past will haunt you"

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 2 роки тому +45

      @@TheLangenator Considering Marckus' personality, that's terrifying.
      Heck, curses are pretty scary in their own right.

    • @MultiKbarry
      @MultiKbarry 2 роки тому +16

      @@dezdanna9297 oh they can be Path of Blood rating 5 only needs a glimpse to work. Path of Neptune can shift someone’s blood to water with a small tap.

    • @anondescriptbullet
      @anondescriptbullet 2 роки тому +27

      @@TheLangenator " -the sickness of dogs long past will haunt you"
      seems like that's excatly what happened as well
      sickness: pretty obvious, the salmonella
      dogs: just googled it, and apparently dogs _can_ carry salmonella
      long past: the Bar-Boy says that he's had the brandy for a while

  • @maximmachinegun7206
    @maximmachinegun7206 2 роки тому +127

    I fucking love Markus' friends. Hope we see more of them in the future! Also, I wanna see what happens if Kitten and Grimal meet again. Given she is suppose to be the Shadowsun counterpart I have to wonder if she and Kitten parted ways the same way they did in TTS or if Kitten was the one that did it.

  • @RealSamulation
    @RealSamulation Рік тому +103

    Grimel is my new favorite character... Wait, but Kevin...
    God that's a hard choice 😂

    • @jahrusalem3658
      @jahrusalem3658 9 місяців тому +1

      Could you IMAGINE what kind of shit Grimal and Kevin would say to each other?

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 2 роки тому +227

    To think Markus is only the third most abnormal in his friend group, mummy bandages and all.

    • @falsehero2001
      @falsehero2001 2 роки тому +14

      Agreed. Grimal and Harry are very weird.

    • @nickchavez720
      @nickchavez720 2 роки тому

      @@falsehero2001 Especially Harry to quote No Bark Noonan from New Vegas "I don't trust a man that doesn't have something strange going on about him, 'cause it means he's hiding it from you. If a man's wearing his pants on his head or if he says his words backwards from time to time, you know it's all laid out there for you. But if he's friendly to strangers and keeps his home spick-and-span, more often than not he's done something even his own ma couldn't forgive"

    • @riven5677
      @riven5677 2 роки тому +3

      @@falsehero2001 ya mean Elise? Harry acts like a average joe a rather nice average joe

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 2 роки тому +3

      @@riven5677 That's the joke.

  • @Donolohe
    @Donolohe 2 роки тому +137

    I love this way of making necessary lore dumps into their own stories. I've written this before, I'll write this again, it's amazing to see you guys constantly grow and mature as storytellers.

  • @damianwaga6357
    @damianwaga6357 Рік тому +34

    Holy crap, I just realized that, on re-watching, that bar boy is voice by Zoran. That's man's vocal ranges freaking insane

    • @2006jhz
      @2006jhz 4 місяці тому

      Wait.. zoran? Dead meat zoran? Or somebody else

  • @winterweasel425
    @winterweasel425 2 роки тому +52

    "The Kuei-Jin are larpers" has to be my favourite bit of fanon lore yall created.

  • @brll5733
    @brll5733 2 роки тому +276

    1. I am just soooo glad Marckus has actual friends :3
    2. He IS totally a mage, I knew it!
    3. Harry is kinda hot, ngl, major Himbo vibes...

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 2 роки тому +27

      Yeah, Harry's a handsome man of a beefsteak alright!

    • @zaelheimricht4978
      @zaelheimricht4978 2 роки тому +6

      Thought the knives thingy was Gus.

    • @Soubifloof
      @Soubifloof 2 роки тому +3

      @@zaelheimricht4978 honestly the idea that the ghoul might've done it made some sense

    • @Sabwones
      @Sabwones 2 роки тому +16

      I was hunting for the Harry appreciation post because yes, big soft strong boy must be protected.

    • @Rhiawhyn
      @Rhiawhyn 2 роки тому +21

      @@Soubifloof Ghouls ain't got that kind of power, they just have a bunch of physical/cognitive boosts. It ain't far off from being on a drug high from some real good shit, but that's about it.

  • @ArchArturo
    @ArchArturo 2 роки тому +52

    "Mate... It's Pub Time" is a line that lives in my heart.

  • @JacatackLP
    @JacatackLP 2 роки тому +686

    Why am I genuinely sad for the radio host

    • @lordadorable1140
      @lordadorable1140 2 роки тому +108

      He was held at gunpoint

    • @Chromeberd
      @Chromeberd 2 роки тому +32

      An apt answer.

    • @Demicleas
      @Demicleas 2 роки тому +53

      If you knew what pentex does you would understand very well.

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 2 роки тому

      You're weakness and ignorance, hosts are the devil afterall

    • @oskarkartoffel4764
      @oskarkartoffel4764 2 роки тому +12

      he's so nice!