I can understand how people lost in the fog of the left wing echo chambers would think that. Remember this show is classified as entertainment. Remember "We wish you a Mueller christmas" how did that work out ! Who knew politics could be so entertaining.
Imagine how scary that is- back then Trump had to try hard to bend the facts to convince his audience a lie. Now he straight up ignores it and his mindless cult is eating it up. If someone said "Blue" and Trump said "He said Red, guys!" Trump supporters will say "He said Red , he said Red!" They're straight up ignoring facts to support Trump.
A narcissists prayer: "That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that is not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did You deserved it."
I'm just curious little Tina are you so educated on all of her other presidents my hunch tells me that you're not because you were talking out of your ass
forget him, if the post-Tea Party Republicans cared about America they would vote to impeach. Hell it would even benefit them because they can run without this bitter thing they have to explain. Short term, Trump might be good for them but long term how will they explain anything in a debate. They themselves used to insult him before they nominated him.
And the republicans on that committee. I watched some of the testimony live yesterday (CSPAN have been streaming it on their youtube channel, hence being able to watch from here in the UK) and it was amazing how thoroughly stupid their questions were; they're desperately scrabbling around for any shred of a defence they might be able to mount of the president by willfully missing the point of the testimony being offered and seizing on the tiniest detail of the testimony if they think they can spin it to look "not quite as bad"
So, due to lack of any actual evidence, the shills have resorted to sing-song propaganda for the people too thick to be normally gullible? Stephen Colbert should send Trump half of his salary because if it wasn't for Trump, he'd be cashing in aluminum cans for food.
Bunne Rabb Are you new, or have you just not been paying attention? I guess C-Span is a channel you don’t watch? You must only watch Fox. You do know that the whole world knows Fox News is all propaganda. The only news source that people with brain cells don’t watch.
'How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None... They're all too damn afraid of change. Especially if it would make the world a brighter place.' Enjoy!
@@ms.q7445 Yeah, it's sad what some people do to the environment nowadays. I hear Trump's EPA reduced restrictions on disgusting coal ash pits. Crazy f'n days!
Dont talk about attacks when the president's Twitter is used as a way to smear anyone against him, Also conspiracy theories with less facts then this impeachment inquiry being used to try and debunk the impeachment inquiry is ridiculous, and all Republicans do.
"The difference between then and now, isn't the difference between Nixon and Trump, it's the difference between that Congress and this one." -Chairman Schiff As a Republican myself, I'm deeply ashamed of my party. *This is the time for them to stand up TO Trump, and up FOR us!* If not... RIP GOP; you've done it to yourself, you've committed suicide. 🥀💀 What a shame.
Just remember, they didn't become like this overnight. These are the people you've been voting for all this time. They just stopped pretending otherwise. A friend of mine, who's much older than I am, said that Republicans have been like this for as long as he can remember.
@@Blazikenrjcf Republicans have been this way since at least Nixon. But they have gotten worse every cycle. They are the party of business and money. Cheating anyway they can. With Citizen's United decision, they have the money and greedy Corporations behind them now. It will be hard to unseat them. Right Wing Authoritarianism is spreading around the world lately.
I think it's funny because every Republican I know is saying they will not vote for Trump in the next election. Every single one. And I live in a red county.
aileenpi73 Conversation with Trumper: Me: Trump committed bribery Trumper: There’s something fishy about Hunter-! Me: When Hunter Biden is president we can impeach him. Until then let’s impeach Trump. Trumper: I hope you don’t vote for Hunter Biden for president! Me: Uh, you know he’s not a candidate, right?!?
America needs health care and education first and foremost. Cuz ppl are uninformed and sick in the head. Don't believe it take a step back and open your eyes.
Nixon: "People have to know if their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook" Trump: "I don't know these people. That woman, she didn't hang up my picture in the embassy. Took a year and half to hang it up. Nasty woman. Perfect call. Very legal. Very cool. covfefe"
Trust me, it blows me away every day. I have some Aunt's, several cousins, and an Uncle who literally think he is a God. It scares the FU** out of me..
i thought a patriot is someone that defends their nation and the governmental system. so why is it always liberals trying to destroy the constitutional rights that their side doesnt like?
I miss the days when the biggest political scandal was when Obama wore a tan suit, and I didn’t have to worry about white nationalists marching around in goose-step with tiki-torches while chanting, “Jews will not replace us.”
Don't forget about the lack of wearing a 🇺🇸 flag lapel pin! And how Obama had Marines hold umbrellas above him that one press confrence! Or date night! SCANDAL!
@@OlEgSaS32 Some of these Trump zealots wouldn't believe Jesus Christ telling them Trump was evil if JC came off a cloud, remember that sound byte? That was fantastic.
They're so confusing....One minute it's.." Jews will not replace us"...now it's " The Democrats hate Israel" " Our Duly ( doo-doo) Elected leader moved the Embassy--Obama wouldn't do it"---Soooooo, which one is it Turds???
Even when presented with video evidence that he is a liar his followers still believe every word he says. It's a damn shame how either stupid OR morally corrupt people are.
@Russ Brown ... well this cycle goes back to at least the Great Depression, every time the repubs are at the wheel they steer the car into a ditch and then we have to tow it out and take it to the garage and get it fixed again and again and again... the only reason I can come up with on why we keep letting this happen is that we live in the United States of Amnesia... the last decent republican president was Ike and by today's standards he was a bloomin' liberal
necromancer except that everyone is right. They are saying the sky is blue and the sky is actually blue. Those idiots trying to tell us that the sky is red should be all rounded up thrown in to the sun
America is full of idiots who do not know their ass from Wednesday that's why he got elected smart people of this country stood up together and decided we don't want another crook like Hillary
I would like to just add this to the jingle: There is just ohne Thing that you Need to know Trump Said do us a favor, though And that my friends is like you know By law a quid pro quo
can't wait for the "Mr. Nunes bedtime stories books" like: -the totally innocent big wolf and the 3 pigs who violated the building codes and framed Mr Wolf,... -Snowwhite, and the 7 immigrant dwarfs, who scammed an old lady, and got her convicted with no proof at all!,... -Hansel and Gretel,. a brutal story of two teen age immigrants, rampaging the countryside, destroying an old lady's house, and burning her alive afterwards,. and many, many more!,... collect them all!
😂😂 so true if pence were to be investigated he would say "pence which pence...oh Mike pence well Mike I hear he's a good guy I only spoke to him in passing twenty years ago and took a pic I take pics with alot of ppl but I hardly knew him.🤣🤣
@daveapplemotors : I've been saying (and I mean it sadly) that a loaf of bread would be a better president. At least the loaf of bread would serve some purpose and not be screwing everything up. Blue no matter who 2020. Personally I believe Yang is the best so far, but sadly Americans generally are too far behind the times ro realize this. Whereas Yang is right where we should all have been a few years ago.
Sorry folks, trump acted like a hero and a fighter against corruption. There was no pressure - as President Zelensky said, because he knew who Biden was. "Burisma company with the help of fraud evaded taxes in the amount of more than 23 000 000 USD" That's what Biden's fired Prosecutor, Victor Shokin, revealed in an interview Strana.UA. In the poor country of Ukraine, children die because not everyone can get vaccinated against measles. How dare thay! This investigation was handled by Victor Shokin. An honest Prosecutor was fired under pressure from Biden and the case against the company was closed. Mr. Shokin served his country faithfully in his post, but faced a real corrupt structure that was covered by high-ranking officials. He was replaced by a corrupt official Lutsenko who had ALREADY escape to London from Ukraine. But Democrats turn a blind eye and don't want to see the facts. Fact: Biden is up to his neck in mud. Zelensky knows that. Trump knows that. And when Biden has no choice - he organizes persecution for words, not for actions. It's not bullying for what the President did or didn't do. And for the PHONE CONVERSATION. At the same time, Biden's corruption was being investigated by police. And how did Biden avoid further investigation? Exerted pressure to fire an honest Prosecutor. Tell me, should the President (any President at all) ignore such actions on the part of high-ranking officials? Should he have all the information and use any channels to obtain it? Are you ready to erase Biden's words from history? («I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money. Well, son of a bitch. He got fired.»)
@Flashy Paws We'll wait until it's time. He's 15 1/2 years old, and he wasn't supposed to live past 10 years. He has cerebellar hypoplasia, so he's a special needs kitty.
No, the real joke is that this entire case is based mostly on assumptions and accusations, but no real hard facts. And people like you are falling for it.
Robert Clawson yes, the democrats are charging republicans with the crimes those same republicans committed. The democrats don’t need to fool anyone, though. They simply present facts and evidence.
They act like we’re dumb. We follow everything. We also saw how they tried to take our healthcare and didn’t give anything to replace it that’s better like they promised 🤷🏾♀️ we also saw how rich people got a tax break and the middle class got the middle finger 🤷🏾♀️ yep we waiting to vote!!!!!!
Not sure what her next step will be. One thing for sure it will be a firm and secure one with the perfect direction on where she wants to go. She has balls more the the whole Republican party that's for sure 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@fabiolatgg You mean the repug counselor who slunk away like a lizard man after her answer?? True dat! Priceless to watch & about those pigtails; I also enjoyed her humorous exchange with Rep. Jackie Spears on the incident when she stated that "the consequences when she told her 'mum' was a "Bowl" haircut was unpleasant!" Have a great weekend y'all!
@@BunneRabb It's okay to have fun with the situation once in awhile. Also, trump's crimes are discussed online for those of us who care about the facts.
I'll admit we Finns made them very famous, although they had been used in the spanish civil before (not sure if it was the exactly same recipe or for the same purposes though), and it was a ... retort of sorts to Molotov's comment that Soviet bombers were dropping breadbaskets on Helsinki. But, it's entirely possible that just about anyone else in WW2 could've used them as well if the need was there
@@yvonne7498 His exact words were "Rudy seems more like a Molotov cocktail: used by Russians and full of alcohol." So he was indeed claiming that the cocktail was used by the Russians, which is not true. He's right about Rudy, though.
I and my better half are age 71 and 83, we sit about 5 ft. from each other. We can hear clearly on the others cell phones when they receive a call. A patio table would be on the smaller side, so sitting across the table would be easy to hear a conversation. Trump would have been eager to hear if the deal had been done, so he probably spoke louder at first.
This is what I've been wondering all along: what reputable business person keeps hiring people while praising them to the skies, then a few months later fires them or forces them to resign, while trash talking them!?! No wonder Trump wanted to jump into the political swamp! If we ever see the family's financial records, I expect to find nothing but bad paper and rubber checks.
+Chiita kun ~ Once he mentioned it, it's impossible to unsee - the resemblance is uncanny. And you just know Metcalfe would knock it way out of the ballpark.
Sondland actually admitted over and over again, that there was a quid pro quo. When asked if he believed it was a quid pro quo by literally everyone on the committee, he said yes, and that it was wrong.
[by literally everyone on the committee] This is the problem with getting your news from MSM. What they didn't show you was this... "other than my own presumption" twitter.com/M2Madness/status/1197233351213629441?s=20
I think Sondland partially held the phone out so everyone could hear Trump, to kind of show off. Like "Look at me talking to the President". That is the impression I got from him during testimony. Kind of unprofessional and show offish. Also doesn't take notes. It would explain why Trump picked him to be ambassador for his Ukraine deal. Just like Rudy..
Daniel Hodgson To the everlasting shame of America, yes, since 2017, 💩 is president. You can either be an American, or you can support 💩. Not both. The two things are mutually exclusive.
@@Chunkboi Daniel Hodgson is bot. When you respond, they earn rubles or whatever the hell russians use for currency. Maybe he gets a potato for each response. Or a pig knuckle
Can anyone remember when Congress vetted Rudy to represent the United States government................. me either? Using your personal attorney to do your dirt sounds about right just look at Michael Cohen!
Fun fact: the Molotov cocktail was actually invented in Finland. It got its name during the Winter war as a taunt against the Soviet foreign minister, Molotov, who claimed that they weren't dropping bombs in Finland, but "food for the starving citizens". Inspired by this, Finnish soldiers started joking that they weren't throwing incendiary weapons, but something for the Russian soldiers to drink
Willie Martinez! You better get over saying the American president is the most powerful person in the world, or the most important position. You are the most important person in your world. I thought someone needed to tell you that.
On not being able to hear conversations over a phone held to the ear: I've literally heard what people are saying (not yelling) through a receiver in another person's car in traffic.
@UCffCanT3R9hzKgNsY3i14-g That's because all the other news stations say the same things and are in agreement. So people can choose any of them. Fox presents a different reality and they are the only station with their view. So the people that believe their false narrative looks large. But it would be different if the other stations that support reality were all one channel.
I still cry when I wake up in Trump’s America! I grieve! I didn’t want Clinton either! Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place! I wouldn’t insult any rock and even hardness is good sometimes! It’s more like being stuck with a mob boss and something that really, really stinks.
It blows my mind that your kind refuses to acknowledge and appreciate the long list of great things Trump has done. It blows my mind that you are totally unaware of the huge WalkAway movement. You need to get out more.
I believe trump has never been able to understand a phone call. There is sooo much trump doesn't understand. But then again, when has trump ever listened to anyone else??
He doesn't understand that the law applies to him to because he's probably lived the majority of his life as though the rules don't apply to him, which probably isn't even untrue as he is an old fat white man of unearned privileged and wealth.
My dad hates Game of Thrones and any similar show or movie that is too complicated for him to follow (for an example, he really didn't like Schindler's List because he was having a hard time telling who were the Jews and who were the Nazis. No, I'm not shitting you)... he's also an avid Trump supporter. It would be fair to say that these two things are linked.
Sorry to say, he voted for Trump because he is racist, not because he was swayed. He thinks Jews need to have giant hook noses, and shifty eyes. He needed permission to be less guilty about how racist he is, and Trump have him that permission. I should know, my Dad also voted for Trump. Where do you think I got all those caricature descriptions about Jews.
I think part of it is "you all know I'm lying, I know i'm lying, but I have all the power so you can't do shit about it, so I'll keep saying the sky is green and down is up. I own the truth"
The scary part is that his base just doesn't care...If he said that the sky is red or green...they would all demand that he is right and you are lying!
"This is getting too confusing:
1st - Whistleblower says he did it
2nd- He admits he did it
3rd- Every witness says he did it"
I know it's so difficult. Just like the day after Saturday is Sunday 😉🙃
Yeah, I'm real confused. Why is he still president?
I can understand how people lost in the fog of the left wing echo chambers would think that. Remember this show is classified as entertainment. Remember "We wish you a Mueller christmas" how did that work out ! Who knew politics could be so entertaining.
@@bubbles3161 Ya this is comedy on the left. No wonder it's failing lol
I’m confused I can’t count pass 1.
"It's too complicated,"
"There are too many names,"
"It's too boring,"
Idiocracy was a scary movie, seeing it become a reality is even more so.
Well, at least Comacho Mountain Dew tried to do good by his people.
Imagine how scary that is- back then Trump had to try hard to bend the facts to convince his audience a lie. Now he straight up ignores it and his mindless cult is eating it up. If someone said "Blue" and Trump said "He said Red, guys!" Trump supporters will say "He said Red , he said Red!" They're straight up ignoring facts to support Trump.
Ouch, my balls is on instead.
@@hittingyouoverthehead I call them Green Sky People, he could claim it's so, and they will say it's Green, and it's always been so.
It's horrifying.
Fox viewers wound be too dumb to find the humor in Idiocracy.
A narcissists prayer:
"That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that is not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did
You deserved it."
love this.
Add and GET OVER IT!😏
@Tecla Spruit Lakiela just meant you had forgotten the last line and should add it on. 😉
The only prayer Trump knows
I'm just curious little Tina are you so educated on all of her other presidents my hunch tells me that you're not because you were talking out of your ass
If the President cared one bit about the United States of America, he would resign right now.
Too much ego to do that.
@@couragekarnga8735 Narcissism
And if he had any remorse or dignity he'd commit suicide.
Narcissism is a disease that stops him from ever being wrong. He cares about himself, only himself.
forget him, if the post-Tea Party Republicans cared about America they would vote to impeach. Hell it would even benefit them because they can run without this bitter thing they have to explain. Short term, Trump might be good for them but long term how will they explain anything in a debate. They themselves used to insult him before they nominated him.
This is only confusing for fox news.
Or rather, they want it to be confusing. They think everyone is like their viewers.
Right. They keep complaining its confusing and boring. I find it fascinating and easy to follow.👌
And the republicans on that committee. I watched some of the testimony live yesterday (CSPAN have been streaming it on their youtube channel, hence being able to watch from here in the UK) and it was amazing how thoroughly stupid their questions were; they're desperately scrabbling around for any shred of a defence they might be able to mount of the president by willfully missing the point of the testimony being offered and seizing on the tiniest detail of the testimony if they think they can spin it to look "not quite as bad"
And the people who watch it .
It's only confusing for Dump's idiotic base.
I am not an American, English is not my mother language and still I can follow the hearings of the impeachment inquiry... 🤔
“The GOP is full of white walkers...” perfect description!
*I prefer presidents that aren’t caught with impeachable offenses.🤔*
*Country over Party. Country over Cult.*
🇺🇸 *NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW* 🗽
Keep saying it until Trump gets it!
Courage Karnga Trump’s Cult is especially dense
You prefer the ones that aren't "caught"?
How about presidents that don't *do* impeachable offences.
Dam good one :)
Anyone, Dems or Reps, who says that this is too complicated is insulting all of us, and I'm sick of it.
it is simple, under all the garbage ua-cam.com/video/5tvE8Zb5fSk/v-deo.html
So, due to lack of any actual evidence, the shills have resorted to sing-song propaganda for the people too thick to be normally gullible? Stephen Colbert should send Trump half of his salary because if it wasn't for Trump, he'd be cashing in aluminum cans for food.
Bunne Rabb Are you new, or have you just not been paying attention? I guess C-Span is a channel you don’t watch? You must only watch Fox. You do know that the whole world knows Fox News is all propaganda. The only news source that people with brain cells don’t watch.
@@canadianwolf2895 Always lead and close with pissant insults, signifying nothing. It makes your non-argument so convincing.
I find it very easy to follow.
'How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
None...
They're all too damn afraid of change.
Especially if it would make the world a brighter place.' Enjoy!
GOP 2020: "Never change!"
👏👏👏
Brian Koski They’re ok with accelerating global warming though...
@@ms.q7445
Yeah, it's sad what some people do to the environment nowadays.
I hear Trump's EPA reduced restrictions on disgusting coal ash pits. Crazy f'n days!
@Timothy McCaskey
Nice one! Tax the Churches! Thanks.
"I can understand Trump's confusion because there are 19 women who said he can't differentiate yes and no." - Steven Colbert.😂😂😂👍.
Brilliant cut.
*Stephen :}, because he's like that
@the Skeptic King Stupid or Russian? This should be a new segment on the show Stephen!!
Dont talk about attacks when the president's Twitter is used as a way to smear anyone against him,
Also conspiracy theories with less facts then this impeachment inquiry being used to try and debunk the impeachment inquiry is ridiculous, and all Republicans do.
Uh, guys. There's a name for an apple plant: it's called a tree.
I like Ms Hill a lot, too. Not many witnesses left Nunes speachless.
That was glorious. It's about time outstanding women got to do their thing!
@Moe but Grapefruits are good for you
Nunes is suing a fake cow on Twitter for saying they are his fake cow. Less said about that idiot the better.
It is only confusing to those who find democracy to be annoying.
Make sure and vote!
It's only confusing to idiots who allow fox to confuse them.
When did democracy happen?
I missed that part of this presidency.
Sick burn
Time to powerpoint-up some person-to-person interaction charts for the dullards.
"The difference between then and now, isn't the difference between Nixon and Trump, it's the difference between that Congress and this one." -Chairman Schiff
As a Republican myself, I'm deeply ashamed of my party. *This is the time for them to stand up TO Trump, and up FOR us!*
If not... RIP GOP; you've done it to yourself, you've committed suicide. 🥀💀 What a shame.
Just remember, they didn't become like this overnight. These are the people you've been voting for all this time. They just stopped pretending otherwise. A friend of mine, who's much older than I am, said that Republicans have been like this for as long as he can remember.
@Suzie Q Go tell them. Tell them they deserve to hear from those they're working for.
@@Blazikenrjcf Republicans have been this way since at least Nixon. But they have gotten worse every cycle. They are the party of business and money. Cheating anyway they can. With Citizen's United decision, they have the money and greedy Corporations behind them now. It will be hard to unseat them. Right Wing Authoritarianism is spreading around the world lately.
I think it's funny because every Republican I know is saying they will not vote for Trump in the next election.
Every single one.
And I live in a red county.
I know i refuse to vote for Trump and others.
I’m Canadian and I don’t have any problem following this
@BVE I think it's definently more than 50%.
I'm a Brit I understand this, however we are having a rerun over here rich gits with no brains and shit hair
@@stampandscrap7494 Being non-British, I actually got what you are saying as well.
@@stampandscrap7494 we feel for y'all too. Boris is a trump clone
can you guys please make Justin Trudeau's birthday the ..... National Blackface Day?
There are a lot of ignorant people here in America but there is still also people who can follow this very obvious situation
All I know is that I'm voting blue this year.
#AnyoneButTrump2020
#TrumpForPrison2020
aileenpi73 Conversation with Trumper: Me: Trump committed bribery Trumper: There’s something fishy about Hunter-! Me: When Hunter Biden is president we can impeach him. Until then let’s impeach Trump. Trumper: I hope you don’t vote for Hunter Biden for president! Me: Uh, you know he’s not a candidate, right?!?
A lot of fake ignorant radicals. They will all lose to me!
Good lord, if people aren't able to follow something such as the impeachment hearings, we, as a nation, are doomed.
Vote, for the love of whoever you believe in!
Lol America voted Trump for president. America sucks...biggley
It's confusing to the trumptards who were stupid enough to vote for him in the first place.
America needs health care and education first and foremost. Cuz ppl are uninformed and sick in the head. Don't believe it take a step back and open your eyes.
OK
Theon Greyjoy had more honor in his bowel movements than Lindsay Graham will ever possess in his lifetime.
The blatant lies alone, should be enough for immediate impeachment.
I would agree, but it only counts if he’s under oath. And Trump doesn’t recognize any oaths, be they the oath of office or marriage
I Agree
The Turds Defense..." Well they ALL do it, so whatever??"...…...Ugh, not on this Blatant Level!!!
@Eileen Farrar your caps lock is on
@@krunklord Caps lock is cruise control for cool.
@Eileen_Farrar But even with cruise control, you still have to steer.
Nixon says : I'm not a crook. Traitor Trump says: I'm a crook, so what?
Bingo
Nixon: "People have to know if their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook" Trump: "I don't know these people. That woman, she didn't hang up my picture in the embassy. Took a year and half to hang it up. Nasty woman. Perfect call. Very legal. Very cool. covfefe"
S A thoughts then he follows up with “here, watch, I’ll show you.”
And we thought Nixon was the worst scandal!
@@couragekarnga8735 Nixon leveled up a long time ago!! Bout 3 yrs ago...….The Crooked Flynn and Manafort....were in the BEGINING of this fiasco!!
trump: Sonland said no quid
pro quo it's over
Sondland: There was a quid pro quo
Trump: Total Exoneration!!
@@wbwayne8887 Morgan Freeman voiceover: There was not total exoneration. Just the opposite in fact.
@@12jswilson
I know that, I was speaking the way Trump would. The way he did after the Mueller investigation and Barr's summary.
And you wonder why people are confused, especially if they supported Trump.
@@deepattison9329
I never did and never will.
🎶 There's just one thing you need to know🎶Trump did the quid pro quo🎶
There's just one thing that you need to know, Trump committed a quid pro quo!
🎵🎶Don’t engage in partisan tribe-ery,🎵just remember, Trump’s guilty of....(big finish) bribery!
@@rojh9351 That's a good 2nd verse. I just hope the words aren't too complex.
"Promises Made, Promises Kept, by Obama six years ago" 😂🤣
It's quite believable that the Fox News' audience can't keep up.
It's quite believable that Fox journalists can't keep up!
@@stampandscrap7494 : Most of them aren't journalists. The last one remaining at Fox is Chris Wallace.
@ aahh I see that you have learnt the fine arts of PROJECTION like your daddy Trumpsky...
@@FreakishlyTrue HAHAHAHA Duh!!
@V J, racism?
Where u take that from?
VJ your stupidity is showing...
My good... how stupid people can be?
I’m still in shock that there is people who support this president
Watch the Kimmel video. People are not interested in if it was a crime.
Trust me, it blows me away every day. I have some Aunt's, several cousins, and an Uncle who literally think he is a God. It scares the FU** out of me..
"are" fixed it for you!
Morons are taking over the world, I think.
@@bmefilms6879 wow. Petty much. We knew exactly what he/she meant. Smh
Take a drink every time Trump tells the truth.
...and I'm still sober
Atten Shun you’re gonna stay sober too sadly.
😂🤣 nail it bro!!👍
There was the one about wanting to date his daughter. So drink up!
I got a few shots in when he confessed to his own crimes
The guy didn't even want to be president!
The patriots testifying show the bravery of America. The Trump defenders, the cowardice.
Short satire AMEN,
i thought a patriot is someone that defends their nation and the governmental system. so why is it always liberals trying to destroy the constitutional rights that their side doesnt like?
jmortier88 bribery is an impeachable offense...get used to it!! Maybe try reading the constitution troll.
jmortier88 they aren’t.
Lot of cowardice in America then.
I miss the days when the biggest political scandal was when Obama wore a tan suit, and I didn’t have to worry about white nationalists marching around in goose-step with tiki-torches while chanting, “Jews will not replace us.”
Don't forget about the lack of wearing a 🇺🇸 flag lapel pin! And how Obama had Marines hold umbrellas above him that one press confrence! Or date night! SCANDAL!
@BirdsofPrey1956 Of course they didn't lol
@BirdsofPrey1956 keep vomiting up those lies, buddy
@@OlEgSaS32 Some of these Trump zealots wouldn't believe Jesus Christ telling them Trump was evil if JC came off a cloud, remember that sound byte? That was fantastic.
They're so confusing....One minute it's.." Jews will not replace us"...now it's " The Democrats hate Israel" " Our Duly ( doo-doo) Elected leader moved the Embassy--Obama wouldn't do it"---Soooooo, which one is it Turds???
Trump may have said he'd like to date a family member, but Giuliani was married to one...
T33K3SS3LCH3N no shit?
@@lisagarrison7910 He left his wife to marry his cousin!
Whattttt!!🤣🤣😂
Yeah his second wife at that.
Yep....
Even when presented with video evidence that he is a liar his followers still believe every word he says. It's a damn shame how either stupid OR morally corrupt people are.
@Russ Brown ... well this cycle goes back to at least the Great Depression, every time the repubs are at the wheel they steer the car into a ditch and then we have to tow it out and take it to the garage and get it fixed again and again and again... the only reason I can come up with on why we keep letting this happen is that we live in the United States of Amnesia... the last decent republican president was Ike and by today's standards he was a bloomin' liberal
Whenever Stephen messes up because he's so happy with the upcoming punchline it's my favourite part of the monologue
I think that's adorable!
How is this hard to follow? "Everyone said he did it. The End."
They are americans. Everything is difficult to understand.
necromancer except that everyone is right. They are saying the sky is blue and the sky is actually blue. Those idiots trying to tell us that the sky is red should be all rounded up thrown in to the sun
Ukraine: We love humor, that's why we got a comedian as the President.
America: We love humor too, that's why we got a clown as the President.
Now THAT is what I'd call comedic genius!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA!!!!
America is full of idiots who do not know their ass from Wednesday that's why he got elected smart people of this country stood up together and decided we don't want another crook like Hillary
Question: why does Trump surround himself with criminals ?
Answer: because that's what criminals do.
birds of a feather ….
100%
@@mrwascallyt9865 flock together
He wants to be Don Corleone, but he's more like Fredo.
Dr. Hill is like the female version of Jack Ryan!
Yes!!
Joaquin Misa Or the best version of herself!
I would like to just add this to the jingle:
There is just ohne Thing that you Need to know
Trump Said do us a favor, though
And that my friends is like you know
By law a quid pro quo
Andre W love it!
I literally read this in Colbert's affectation of Trump's voice...😕
Change the "like" to "how" and the last sentence to"The phone call he had was quid pro quo" lol that's golden 😆😆😆
Catchy! I love it!!! 🥳🤣
Andre W ....🇨🇦🇨🇦🆘💕🇺🇸😱🍊🍄🍄🔐🔐🚼🚼🤩🤩
Politics aside... Love it when he breaks character and bursts out laughing and looses it
Get Fiona Hill on the show!
Gotta love those Brits!
Yes!
She’s from my home town lol
Yasssss!!!😁☺
Ms Fiona Hill wears Prada! LOL. If they do a sequel to The Devil Wears Prada... lookout, she don't take nothing off nobody.
Fiona is typical of northern British women, straight and fearless.
Good northern lass beware of us 😁
She is simply brilliant!
newswars-dotcom lmao your most recent video says vaccines are made of aborted babies
newswars-dotcom let me guess, you’re one of the...”individuals” who is confused!? Here’s a hint, “Trump + Quid Quo Pro= YES HE DID!!!”
@newswars-dotcomI take it you have a fear of strong women like the others in th Republican party. Sorry for ya.
can't wait for the "Mr. Nunes bedtime stories books" like:
-the totally innocent big wolf and the 3 pigs who violated the building codes and framed Mr Wolf,...
-Snowwhite, and the 7 immigrant dwarfs, who scammed an old lady, and got her convicted with no proof at all!,...
-Hansel and Gretel,. a brutal story of two teen age immigrants, rampaging the countryside, destroying an old lady's house, and burning her alive afterwards,.
and many, many more!,... collect them all!
😂
Nunes is so grim.
@Ron Stidham c'mon, it was pretty funny.
Lol. .
I really wanna read those now!
At this point you’d just have to be stupid or corrupt.
Both
Republican party: ' yes
or both
Or both.
Mostly both!
“At least one character has indicated he wants to sleep with a family member” 😂 💀
"All I want for Christmas, is Don behind bars~"
TRUMP/NOOSE 2020!
My mom doesnt put her phone on speaker and I can hear my dad from across a room
Trump has never heard a phone conversation where _he_ was on the other side.
I'm Liberian. My people are their own loudspeakers!
Same here - my parents are both loud on the phone, without speaker.
Yep, the older generation sees phones as WW2 ham radios
@General JellyRoll : Take that ageist bullshit over to the trump camp where it belongs with all the racism, nationalism, and bigotry.
it's hilarious that his lies don't even get a day old before they're disproven now.
Fact checkers are quick to expose Trump and his falsehoods simply by enumerating the relevant facts.
Thank you Stephen for making the Presidency more laughable... =)
Gotta laugh to keep from crying.
@Tracy Davison We laugh THROUGH the pain.☺💗
I really appreciate him.☺💗
The big question Gym Jordan is dying to ask the Whistleblower, "Tell me, how did it feel to actually report the wrongdoings of others?". 🤼
Suzy Q 👍EXCELLENT! 😁 Jordan is too big a coward to ever know that feeling in person.
🤣
I just heard a Whip crack!
“That jokes based on a true story” 😂 Yeah! Ask Daughter Wife!
and Rudy married his first cousin..😵
Honestly though, would people be shocked if, after his death, Ivanka ended up saying her father molested her at any point in her life?
trump; the president that ended up knowing no one.
I sure wish I didn't know him.
It's called Alzheimer's.
Well there was those couple of coffee boys he kinda knew.
😂😂 so true if pence were to be investigated he would say "pence which pence...oh Mike pence well Mike I hear he's a good guy I only spoke to him in passing twenty years ago and took a pic I take pics with alot of ppl but I hardly knew him.🤣🤣
Pal läo d
I saw a bumper sticker yesterday:
ANYONE ELSE FOR PRESIDENT!
daveapplemotors my brother had a shirt that says 'IDK Not Trump tho 2016'
Bernie Sanders
@daveapplemotors : I've been saying (and I mean it sadly) that a loaf of bread would be a better president. At least the loaf of bread would serve some purpose and not be screwing everything up. Blue no matter who 2020.
Personally I believe Yang is the best so far, but sadly Americans generally are too far behind the times ro realize this. Whereas Yang is right where we should all have been a few years ago.
I have seen that one, and also, "Any Functioning Adult For President 2020."
King Joffrey would be a better Head of state than Dump!😂
I hope all this show's writers are having great lives, these monologues keep me breathing 😂
“Damnit Rudy”
Forget MAGA there’s your slogan
It's only confusing when you ignore all facts.
Sorry folks, trump acted like a hero and a fighter against corruption. There was no pressure - as President Zelensky said, because he knew who Biden was.
"Burisma company with the help of fraud evaded taxes in the amount of more than 23 000 000 USD" That's what Biden's fired Prosecutor, Victor Shokin, revealed in an interview Strana.UA.
In the poor country of Ukraine, children die because not everyone can get vaccinated against measles.
How dare thay!
This investigation was handled by Victor Shokin. An honest Prosecutor was fired under pressure from Biden and the case against the company was closed. Mr. Shokin served his country faithfully in his post, but faced a real corrupt structure that was covered by high-ranking officials. He was replaced by a corrupt official Lutsenko who had ALREADY escape to London from Ukraine. But Democrats turn a blind eye and don't want to see the facts. Fact: Biden is up to his neck in mud. Zelensky knows that. Trump knows that. And when Biden has no choice - he organizes persecution for words, not for actions. It's not bullying for what the President did or didn't do. And for the PHONE CONVERSATION. At the same time, Biden's corruption was being investigated by police. And how did Biden avoid further investigation? Exerted pressure to fire an honest Prosecutor.
Tell me, should the President (any President at all) ignore such actions on the part of high-ranking officials?
Should he have all the information and use any channels to obtain it?
Are you ready to erase Biden's words from history? («I’m leaving in six hours. If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money. Well, son of a bitch. He got fired.»)
Ortum Union BIDEN and TRUMP both suck Bernie2020!!!!!
There’s just one thing that you need to know, Trump said do us a favor though 🎼🎹🎼🎼🎤🎹
Yes
There's another thing that you need to know:
There was in fact a quid pro quo.
The impeachment hearings are only confusing for trump-humping bootlickers. The rest of us know what's going on.
Yall damn sure better vote blue!
They lose interest after 3 minutes without an explosion or a sex scene.
@Flashy Paws He just got diagnosed with cancer today. 😿
@mary jones Thank you.
@Flashy Paws We'll wait until it's time. He's 15 1/2 years old, and he wasn't supposed to live past 10 years. He has cerebellar hypoplasia, so he's a special needs kitty.
It's only confusing if you're a republican.
"What, you mean the orange messiah is actually a self serving crook?"
"I don't understand"
:D
Trump's defense story just jokes writing themselves.
No, the real joke is that this entire case is based mostly on assumptions and accusations, but no real hard facts. And people like you are falling for it.
keith hakanson 🙃
@@jecha915 Keit hakanson is a bot.
@@keithhakanson6520 wow.. There ARE hard facts . It is honestly mind boggling how willfully ignorant you are.
Robert Clawson yes, the democrats are charging republicans with the crimes those same republicans committed. The democrats don’t need to fool anyone, though. They simply present facts and evidence.
George Costanza once said......"It's not a lie, if you believe it."
He got that line from trump
riverraisin1, not a lot of people don’t know that
Wow!
They act like we’re dumb. We follow everything. We also saw how they tried to take our healthcare and didn’t give anything to replace it that’s better like they promised 🤷🏾♀️ we also saw how rich people got a tax break and the middle class got the middle finger 🤷🏾♀️ yep we waiting to vote!!!!!!
Wow he’s such a narcissist, “that never happened to me, so it can’t happen” its painful to watch
Too bad Dr. Hill can't run for president, she'd be awesome.
The way she spoke so conciliatory to that republican that was actually atacking her made me think this same thing.
I’ve been thinking: Secretary of State
Not sure what her next step will be. One thing for sure it will be a firm and secure one with the perfect direction on where she wants to go. She has balls more the the whole Republican party that's for sure 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@@fabiolatgg You mean the repug counselor who slunk away like a lizard man after her answer?? True dat!
Priceless to watch & about those pigtails; I also enjoyed her humorous exchange with Rep. Jackie Spears on the incident when she stated that "the consequences when she told her 'mum' was a "Bowl" haircut was unpleasant!"
Have a great weekend y'all!
Maggie Rezac
Same!!
"There's just one thing that you need to know: there was a quid pro quo."
"There's just one thing you need to know : There really was a quid pro quo"!
wow, that rhymes. Definite proof of impeachable offenses! ~snort~
@Boyd Still a crime.
@@BunneRabb It's okay to have fun with the situation once in awhile. Also, trump's crimes are discussed online for those of us who care about the facts.
@@dianefarley37 A lot of these " facts" seem a lot like made up malarkey to me.
Trump just goes places and says "I did this, I made this possible, none of this would be standing if not for me!" and expects no one to correct him.
History lesson. Molotov cocktails were not used BY Russians, they were used AGAINST Russians by the Finnish during WW2.
I'll admit we Finns made them very famous, although they had been used in the spanish civil before (not sure if it was the exactly same recipe or for the same purposes though), and it was a ... retort of sorts to Molotov's comment that Soviet bombers were dropping breadbaskets on Helsinki.
But, it's entirely possible that just about anyone else in WW2 could've used them as well if the need was there
Left Flamingo I believe he was referring to Rudy being used by the Russians, not the cocktail.
Thanks!
@@yvonne7498 His exact words were "Rudy seems more like a Molotov cocktail: used by Russians and full of alcohol." So he was indeed claiming that the cocktail was used by the Russians, which is not true. He's right about Rudy, though.
Soviet army did use these extensively in war with germans.
My grandpa can't hear people talking on phones either.
Something about being a really old man...
I and my better half are age 71 and 83, we sit about 5 ft. from each other. We can hear clearly on the others cell phones when they receive a call. A patio table would be on the smaller side, so sitting across the table would be easy to hear a conversation. Trump would have been eager to hear if the deal had been done, so he probably spoke louder at first.
Mr. Trump loves his own voice!
Fiona Hill: Welcome to the North.
Organon Love it!!
The North Remembers
@@chrissiek8706 I came to say this.
Im tired of news hosts telling me I dont know any better, then claiming Americans dont want medicare for all. The IRONY.
Clutchyfinger, Who said that? I’ve heard Biden say that, but no news hosts. Did Stephen say that just now??
20 facts with documents to support them by J Solomon.johnsolomonreports.com/responding-to-lt-col-vindman-about-my-ukraine-columns-with-the-facts/
Perfect ending to that segment. Pomises made, Promises kept... by Obama 6 years ago. LMAO 😂🤣😂
Donald: I barely know them
A sane person: so why would you hire them for an important job?
This is what I've been wondering all along: what reputable business person keeps hiring people while praising them to the skies, then a few months later fires them or forces them to resign, while trash talking them!?! No wonder Trump wanted to jump into the political swamp! If we ever see the family's financial records, I expect to find nothing but bad paper and rubber checks.
"Role that finally earns Laurie Metcalfe an Oscar", had me dying.
I’m actually looking forward to that movie!!!
+Chiita kun
~ Once he mentioned it, it's impossible to unsee - the resemblance is uncanny. And you just know Metcalfe would knock it way out of the ballpark.
@@spammyhell6566 I'd love to see it.
Alex Baldwin should reprise his role, as The Donald, in this comedy..? Or would it be a tragedy?
Sondland actually admitted over and over again, that there was a quid pro quo. When asked if he believed it was a quid pro quo by literally everyone on the committee, he said yes, and that it was wrong.
[by literally everyone on the committee]
This is the problem with getting your news from MSM. What they didn't show you was this...
"other than my own presumption"
twitter.com/M2Madness/status/1197233351213629441?s=20
This is how many years in prison Donald Judas Trump deserves:
👇🏽
I can only click once...DAMN YOU, YT! 😉
30?
Nice way to get likes. In 30 years he will be 103.
What's left of his plus a few extra for good measure.
ToxicTrump Tube; more than the time he has left of life haha
The lawmakers who think Americans can’t understand the most straightforward case of attempted bribery are in for a rude awakening.
Britain calling, we’d like to have Dr.Hill back to be our new Prime Minister please!!!
She’s certainly amazing! Thank you!
We don’t need all these fictitious comic book heroes! We got Dr. Hill!!!
Trump only 'hears' his own voice - that is why he can't hear anything else!
But he only heard the best voices. 😉🙃
@necromancer that was weak even for discounted trollbot like you... Damn, were is the ol' good GOST standard...
Trump only hears the voices in his head.
The whole world knows Trump is a loud talker
Trump can't hear other people on phones because he's too busy loving the sound of his own voice.
I mean, he literally does interviews next to a Helicopter all of the time. LOL
He can clearly be heard over an idling helicopter.
I think Sondland partially held the phone out so everyone could hear Trump, to kind of show off. Like "Look at me talking to the President". That is the impression I got from him during testimony. Kind of unprofessional and show offish. Also doesn't take notes. It would explain why Trump picked him to be ambassador for his Ukraine deal. Just like Rudy..
Nitpick: Molotov cocktails were pioneered by the Finns, against the Russians.
@J Paterson and Mongols.
I read through the comments only trying to find someone saying this 😄🇫🇮
The most hilarious president ever, what a deranged person, the whole world is laughing, OMG. it's not funny anymore
Well America's enemies are laughing. The other half are just very worried
Daniel Hodgson ...years in prison.
Daniel Hodgson To the everlasting shame of America, yes, since 2017, 💩 is president.
You can either be an American, or you can support 💩. Not both. The two things are mutually exclusive.
@@Chunkboi Daniel Hodgson is bot. When you respond, they earn rubles or whatever the hell russians use for currency. Maybe he gets a potato for each response. Or a pig knuckle
There’s still Boris (England’s Trump Lite) 😭
Can anyone remember when Congress vetted Rudy to represent the United States government................. me either? Using your personal attorney to do your dirt sounds about right just look
at Michael Cohen!
Thumbs up for the use of "Rocket Surgery." I thought I was the only one still using that one.
I'm ready to see that insurance policy Guiliani has. That bus is coming for him real fast.
Is Rudy's insurance policy called a "pardon"?
Whenever I hear people say this is confusing, it makes me think or you just don't want to accept what you're hearing!
Fun fact: the Molotov cocktail was actually invented in Finland. It got its name during the Winter war as a taunt against the Soviet foreign minister, Molotov, who claimed that they weren't dropping bombs in Finland, but "food for the starving citizens". Inspired by this, Finnish soldiers started joking that they weren't throwing incendiary weapons, but something for the Russian soldiers to drink
This is what we get when we elect a reality TV person for the most important position in the world
Willie Martinez! You better get over saying the American president is the most powerful person
in the world, or the most important position. You are the most important person in your world.
I thought someone needed to tell you that.
We didn't it was the electoral college
Come on Stephen, don’t be so hard on Rudy. He isn’t a “dumb mother-funner”...
He’s a dumb cousin-funner.
On not being able to hear conversations over a phone held to the ear: I've literally heard what people are saying (not yelling) through a receiver in another person's car in traffic.
Sameeee
It blows my mind that there are still people that support trump, and still watch Fox News 😒
Lindsay Ward - Those two things are related.
Your high expectations will only lead to disappointment.
Lucky numbers: 2, 15, 42, 60
@UCffCanT3R9hzKgNsY3i14-g That's because all the other news stations say the same things and are in agreement. So people can choose any of them. Fox presents a different reality and they are the only station with their view. So the people that believe their false narrative looks large. But it would be different if the other stations that support reality were all one channel.
I still cry when I wake up in Trump’s America! I grieve! I didn’t want Clinton either! Talk about being stuck between a rock and a hard place! I wouldn’t insult any rock and even hardness is good sometimes!
It’s more like being stuck with a mob boss and something that really, really stinks.
It blows my mind that your kind refuses to acknowledge and appreciate the long list of great things Trump has done. It blows my mind that you are totally unaware of the huge WalkAway movement. You need to get out more.
I believe trump has never been able to understand a phone call. There is sooo much trump doesn't understand. But then again, when has trump ever listened to anyone else??
He doesn't understand that the law applies to him to because he's probably lived the majority of his life as though the rules don't apply to him, which probably isn't even untrue as he is an old fat white man of unearned privileged and wealth.
I like that jingle!
There's just one thing you need to know... Trump said: "Do us a favor, though."
Best show on planet earth.
The impeachment hearings are also like Game of Thrones in that the ending will be extremely unsatisfying.
sadly, i agree.
At least you don't have to be afraid of him burning down Washington D.C.
Maybe.
The "Kinda forgot" meme applies to half the people involved
When someone says it's too confusing on tv, I realize how much smarter I am then people on tv
Just on Fox news to be fair
Than*
My dad hates Game of Thrones and any similar show or movie that is too complicated for him to follow (for an example, he really didn't like Schindler's List because he was having a hard time telling who were the Jews and who were the Nazis. No, I'm not shitting you)... he's also an avid Trump supporter. It would be fair to say that these two things are linked.
My condolences.
That’s sad
Sorry to say, he voted for Trump because he is racist, not because he was swayed. He thinks Jews need to have giant hook noses, and shifty eyes. He needed permission to be less guilty about how racist he is, and Trump have him that permission.
I should know, my Dad also voted for Trump. Where do you think I got all those caricature descriptions about Jews.
That's actually quite scary that Trump would 100% contradict what was plainly said and so blatantly lie about opening a factory...
He's a serial liar. 45 doesn't know how to tell the truth.
It's not about the truth or accountability it's just about "how do we get through this next 24 hours of Fox News headlines?".
I think part of it is "you all know I'm lying, I know i'm lying, but I have all the power so you can't do shit about it, so I'll keep saying the sky is green and down is up. I own the truth"
The scary part is that his base just doesn't care...If he said that the sky is red or green...they would all demand that he is right and you are lying!
Steve Bell what can you expect when this is what they put into office? cheezburger.com/9388999168
Fiona Hill is such a fascinating character that indeed deserves a full movie...
hannah dpnt cavito campotecila
Russia...Russia...Russia...Technology Wizards....USA..Technology Illiterate........
Her movie is Shrek... she looks too much like Farquaad to not be a live action version of him...
Ellie Roo You’re an idiot. There’s nothing wrong with her looks. Have a bit of respect. Troll
I have thought the same thing!
Can we get Fiona Hill to run for President? We need someone like her NOW!
We have two great choices already...Sanders and Warren
@@egrace3738 Sanders is currently the only one the polls show can be a t him. I'm ok with that☺
To run for President you have to be born in the U S. Dr Hill would be a great choice but she couldn't run if she wanted to.
@@RusstheTroubadour Yes, I know this....but, I can still dream :)
Can we have her back in the UK as prime minister
O yeah, orange haired man is caught orange handed.
Philosophy is pain ummm yea he was...faster than you can say quid pro quo!!!
Love this show! Don't know what we would do without you and Jimmy. You all will help save our Democracy! Thank you profusely.
8:15 I crack up when Colbert messes up or laughs at his own jokes ! It’s even funnier 😂