This is totally their pattern every time. Deny it happened. If it did happen it wasn't Trump. If it was Trump, it's still OK because it's not illegal. Ok it is illegal but he didnt mean to do it because he is incompetent or was manipulated into it. Ok he meant to do it but it's not that big a deal and he can cuz he's president and anyone who says it's a big deal is a snowflake crazy traitor far left liberal who is majorly overreacting *insert infuriatingly fake-exasperated, superior smug tone here*
The scary thing is that it works. It successfully gives their base a convenient defense to attach themselves too, even if it makes no sense. It succeeds in outraging democrats with their gaslighting. Finally, it results in a lot of nonsensical arguing and complete disbelief and then little ends up actually happening. Republicans vote in ways that support the president and still get to go home to a republican base that supports them.
@@dr-k1667 still gotta go up to the Supreme Court so it can give him the thumbs down. Purely a time wasting maneuver, but hopefully the SC can shoot this down quickly so we can finally see what he's hiding.
@@Starman_Dx I think all he does is stall, but I am not confident in the SC... they trouble me greatly, but they might actually do their job and not pander to the man who picked them.. would make a nice change.
@@dr-k1667 Thanks to the opinion written by the judge that just recently ruled, the SC doesn't have any wiggle wrong to overturn the case. It's expected that they won't even hear the case.
Your country has lost all credibility with the rest of the world. I certainly hope the America I used to know and love will get its act together, and throw this monster out of office and into a jail cell.
Honestly I hoped we still had some credibility But with the whole Syria thing and Paris thing... Yeah, I've pretty much resigned the fact that our country has a right to be universally hated. Just try to remember, the majority of Americans didn't vote for him so... Yeah...
We shave GOT to get rid of electoral college, gerrymandering(.however that spelled sorry it’s late) and senators need TERM LIMITS. The constant anxiety and embarrassment of this administration is horrifying. We are not all this way! I accept with shame your comment and also hope the America I used to know and love get our sh$t together ASAP!!!!
I'm a New Yorker, and a pretty big UFC fan. I'm watching this on my way back from my night job, and buying snacks and groceries at a gas station. No joke. Nope. We don't love Trump either.
Trump is such a whiner. 😂 It’s always funny that his supporters use “snowflake” as an insult when they’re led by the most delicate snowflake of them all.
Whiner? Have you NOT seen the LGBT, SJW, and the extreme left in the last 3 years? Whats funny are people SUPPORT socialist status yet never lived it snowflake? Thats some dork term the left made up to attack the right like 6 years ago, learn your facts first :) And Trump a snow flake? How so? Because he has done what he promised...why don't you and me have a fun talk you get Obama, i have Trump..let's talk who is the bigger "Snowflake" and bad president... I'll start, Laws and crimes Obama did his first 3 years Fast and ferious, illegal Tax write offs to big corps, and Illegal funding of over 3 trillion USD to Iraw thus funded ISIS... Okay please do explain those to me and then let me know what Trump has done wrong...i still have 73 other laws he broke if you want to keep going
I created the term “cuckflake” for conservatives... They earned it... Always to #SlitherAway when they get their asses handed to them.. Also, snowflakes don’t cry bombs and bullets in schools, churches, and public in general... That’s the reich wing all the way... Hope you enjoy the term. Feel free to look it up 🤗🔴⚪️🔵
To which anyone with a brain will reply, "that is correct. It is not illegal, but it definitely violates the constitution and is an impeachable offense. Impeachment isn't completely about legal or illegal activities."
Jeff S Umm, it was bribery, and that’s a crime. “A person commits the crime of bribery by giving or offering a public official or public employee something of value in return for some official action (or in exchange for the public official not doing something he or she is legally obligated to do), benefitting the defendant.”
Mdudegamer Yes he was booed at two events in a row that is why he is Florida bown. ua-cam.com/video/NvJDLZAsAXw/v-deo.html&authuser=0 ua-cam.com/video/tR1bQD-E5TA/v-deo.html&authuser=0
@@peternewton2390 Is that what MAGA do when shit isn't coming out of your mouth. I love how a POS is calling other scubag. How dumb do you have to get before it dawned on you that you have nothing, but whinnying like your POS Master Trump.
Carriemchardy Carrie The only way to make it through is to try and move forward. Be prepared, you will go through every emotion known to man and some that are still not fully understood.
Virginia Brooks. Did you think of that all by yourself or did that comment come from your overlords in Hollywood? Talk about not being original at all. "Russia interfered with our election" "But don't worry about Google interfering with it because they interfere on our behalf and have a million times more power online than Russia will ever have". Keep in mind that I don't even like Trump. He is a RINO. He is a life long Democrat that put an "R" next to his name when running for president. That should be the real joke here. He is one of you and you aren't even smart enough to realize it.
Let me guess.... He is one of those Dixie Democrats that turned republican when all of the "Racist" Democrats became Republicans overnight? Like I said. That is the real joke here. A lifelong Democrat "Trump" all of a sudden puts an "R" next to his name and he is the worst guy on the planet. He is a RINO, simple as that. But you guys don't want to talk about that stuff because it reflects badly on you. Keep that in mind when throwing stones in your glass house.
@Justice Boofer 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣 Ooohhh buuurrrn! Damn, you must have been held back in the the Third Grade to come up with such a clever comeback!😆😆😆🤣🤣 Keep trying though Boofer.
Gary Mary that's not going to happen, he didn't release them before the election of 2016 and he will not release them any time soon..sorry Gary Mary but in any event it won't better Trump will win by an even bigger margin in 2020...haha...in addition we'd like to thank you moronic liberals for going down the impeachment road-it cemented our base and increased our support..hahahaha
what on earth are you talking about? Trump pays taxes you moron. Remember liberal Rachel Maddow had his tax return? look that up and try not to be stupid....
Well the groper in chief just did his usual ruitine - pat on shoulders from behind, then go for breasts. Poor orange is to old to remember to only do this with woman. Which is still wrong, just shows you that the already awful sexist shit is also loosing the rest of his already very damaged mind.
The jokes in this episode really are the best in the series history. "fart in the elevator and take the stairs" "he tried to steal second base" The writing for this show just spiked
"A quid pro quo is not illegal if there’s no corrupt intent." And just like that, the Republican move the goalpost. Next: "So there was corrupt intent but it's ok for a sitting president."
@@kevinbonin6173 You do know you have an identity outside of Trump, do you? You can just admit Trump's a bigoted criminal and walk away proud. You don't lose, no "side" wins, humanity, empathy and ethics win, and last I checked, you're part of humanity.
You just know Schiff is sitting at home watching this and laughing his ass off at “Schiff just got real” and thinking he should’ve thought of it first!
You have got to be kidding me. Moving to Florida, primarily for tax purposes, as a result of your own policies WHILE STILL PRESIDENT! Zero self awareness. I can’t wait to see his tax returns.
My experience of NYC was to attend a comedy show in Times Square, and sob uncontrollably afterwards in the lobby because I was saying goodbye to loved ones I'd been travelling with for the month prior. The bouncer threatened to beat up whoever was making me cry, then when he found out the story, invoked a group hug and brought me tissues. I know you New Yorkers have hearts 😉
@@BlackEpyon with any luck. We still don't want him in our state. He was in Orlando for one of his clan rallies and it made my day to flip off his motorcade.
I would have said sure I'll say nice things about him he's the most corrupt ungrateful hate-filled piece of 💩 president in the world. Can we go to dinner now
Hey silverfoxMSNBC: Clinton will win the election of 2016 by a landslide.CNN: Clinton can't lose the election of 2016, she'll win by a landslide.Newsweek magazine cover: Madam PresidentTrump: I want to thank the Amercian people for voting me in as President of the United States....hahahahahahahaha
Quid pro quo is corrupt when the job requires there be no quid pro quo, even if the intent isn't considered corrupt. &just cause Trump did something corrupt didn't mean the Bidens aren't doing something corrupt lol, enough with the blind polarizing partisanship
Can we quit using the Latin term and call it what it is in English? Bribery. Oh and guess what? That's one crime spelled out in the Constitution as an impeachable offense. See how easy that makes everything?
"At some point, I'm going to sit down, perhaps as a fireside chat on live television, and I will read the transcript of the call..." Now you _know_ it's a lie whenever Trump offers to _read_ something.
He'd read three sentences then go completely off topic and start ranting before his flapping tie gets set on fire and his aides have to wrestle him off the set.
Paulie darling no matter how you try to spin it there is no quid pro quo..sorry darling. I will say this you moronic liberals by going down the impeachment road (the road to nowhere) you have cemented Trump's support and have increased it as well- thank you. Trump has raised $125 million this quarter! He now has over $300 million in his war chest to fight the election of 2020! Thank you liberal morons!!! hahahahaha
@Matt Ford Oh I know. I just think its important to fight back and shut them down. I have all the time in the world to frustrate these people and test to see if they can even explain how they have formed their opinions, however feebly constructed
Thrasymachus Monk Calling people "retarded" isn't cool either. And Eric Trump does not have any diagnosed intellectual disability. Just the run of the mill Trump dumbassery.
Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. I live in Florida. He needs to be exiled to some tiny island in the middle of the pacific .He’s a dumbass and we don’t like New Yorker’s anyway
@@evantyler8647 without air resistance pushing up on the feather which has a wider surface area but less mass than the brick they will fall at the same velocity because the force acting on them would be equal aka gravity without air resistance due to the vacuum
Uber L. Lies knows no boundaries? Then he is a perfect politician "just perfect" ua-cam.com/video/NvJDLZAsAXw/v-deo.html&authuser=0 ua-cam.com/video/tR1bQD-E5TA/v-deo.html&authuser=0
When Colbert reads the rambling garbage tweeted by Individual One now, my mind instantly shuts down. My brain is just so very, very tired of wasting energy to sift through lies and propaganda by an illegitimate president.
@@Hexanitrobenzene it's a double entendre. Second base is also a term when a guy gropes a women's breast, like when trump went to hug this guy, and he groups his chest from behind.
@@Balletified he didn't even touch her. I admit it was in poor taste, but he wasn't a politician yet, he was a comedian, and it was done out on the open. Can't blame the woman for not appreciating it tho. But damn, tRump GROPED that man! "I just love a man in a MAGA hat."
so funny the way they cried about closed door proceedings and how they are "secretive", etc. THEN when the meetings are out in the open- they don't show up. TFF!! Give them what they were crying for and they won't participate in that either. Make you wonder if all the whining about the closed doors was little more than just another desperate measure used to convince the stupid that they had a valuable opinion?
@HumbleDew where do I start? Um, it's "you're" not "your." You just told a stranger to go drink bleach, called her a "commi" and SHE'S the weird one?!! Okayyy. All that and your flipping handle is HUMBLEdew?!! 😂😂😂
this is all very funny, but if the Dems nominate Elizabeth Warren, Trump's going to be the one laughing next November... this whole Ukraine scheme was about Trump trying to stop Biden from winning the nomination.
@@jfk64kennedy95 Then it's ok to sell drugs, because others do it also. President Obama was real big about the environment. He buys a home that leaves a large carbon foot print and fly's on private jets. Hypocrite I say. He's suppose to set an example.
I stayed up for this even though I have an essay due cause I just knew this show would be filled with killer don jokes after this weekend😂 My favorite: "Corrupt intent is also what you call it when Trump goes camping"
it's called Narcissistic Projection. every shady thing he accuses others of doing he himself is doing at the same exact time, hoping to call attention away from his sins. sins always come to light. he always gets caught then denies it like a 4 year old.
on the one hand I can see that: 1. the trump chumps got their jobs back, in the coal mines (instead of training for virtually any other job); 2. trump is continually undermining everything that has been a US "given" - and this delights them! Things like free speech, democracy, healthcare rights, political stability, and of course climate change. Hard to argue with food on the table, and a place to go (away from the ankle-biters). On the other hand: these are not the brightest bulbs in the barrel - they cant see that they are being screwed over by trump behind their backs, they don't have the capability understand that the economy is on a "cocaine high" which if continued to be allowed, will destroy their savings, investments, and the world's economy. Most importantly, trump is only in this for himself and will throw ANYONE under the bus for more money and power. Joke's over - trump has to be stopped!
I'm from India. Every morning I wake up and wait for this video to get uploaded. Stephen, you're the best, it's a travesty that Emmy wen to John Oliver, although I like him a lot too.
"The Republicans are so desperate they're considering telling the truth"
Lol I nearly died
This is totally their pattern every time. Deny it happened. If it did happen it wasn't Trump. If it was Trump, it's still OK because it's not illegal. Ok it is illegal but he didnt mean to do it because he is incompetent or was manipulated into it. Ok he meant to do it but it's not that big a deal and he can cuz he's president and anyone who says it's a big deal is a snowflake crazy traitor far left liberal who is majorly overreacting *insert infuriatingly fake-exasperated, superior smug tone here*
The scary thing is that it works. It successfully gives their base a convenient defense to attach themselves too, even if it makes no sense. It succeeds in outraging democrats with their gaslighting. Finally, it results in a lot of nonsensical arguing and complete disbelief and then little ends up actually happening. Republicans vote in ways that support the president and still get to go home to a republican base that supports them.
We will come for you.
This is pretty funny knowing that Schiff and friends continually run scandals to try to impeach the president 🤣
"run scandals"
I pray he's tried as an adult.
OMG, what if all the nutty things he's said and done are so he's found unable to stand trial by reason of insanity? ARGH!
Great!! Love it.
namederek🤣
Best comment!
I'm pretty sure he will get off as being "criminally insane".
I wish we still had Congressman Cummings. He was amazing and was helping so much.
"I pay millions"
Prove it.
He will have to now that a judge says he has to hand over 8 years worth of his taxes.... and this was after they appealed the decision and still lost.
@@dr-k1667 still gotta go up to the Supreme Court so it can give him the thumbs down. Purely a time wasting maneuver, but hopefully the SC can shoot this down quickly so we can finally see what he's hiding.
@@Starman_Dx I think all he does is stall, but I am not confident in the SC... they trouble me greatly, but they might actually do their job and not pander to the man who picked them.. would make a nice change.
@@dr-k1667 Thanks to the opinion written by the judge that just recently ruled, the SC doesn't have any wiggle wrong to overturn the case. It's expected that they won't even hear the case.
@@Starman_Dx Thanks for the info... I need all the good news I can get in these difficult times.
Your country has lost all credibility with the rest of the world.
I certainly hope the America I used to know and love will get its act together, and throw this monster out of office and into a jail cell.
Honestly I hoped we still had some credibility
But with the whole Syria thing and Paris thing...
Yeah, I've pretty much resigned the fact that our country has a right to be universally hated.
Just try to remember, the majority of Americans didn't vote for him so... Yeah...
Unfortunately, I can't say anything against this. The only thing that I can say is that the majority of the people do not agree with trump AT ALL.
I hate that less than half of voters decides the image for all of us
We shave GOT to get rid of electoral college, gerrymandering(.however that spelled sorry it’s late) and senators need TERM LIMITS.
The constant anxiety and embarrassment of this administration is horrifying. We are not all this way! I accept with shame your comment and also hope the America I used to know and love get our sh$t together ASAP!!!!
Banish him to the moon!
"I can write off Eric as a complete loss" 😂😂😂😂😂
that one was cold!
I love his impression of Eric 😂
To be fair, I'm kinda with Florida tax law on that one.
Edit: by which I mean, I agree that Eric is indeed a complete loss.
"Listen to this photo I took" is a good one as well.
Jon's reaction though lol
I'm a New Yorker, and a pretty big UFC fan. I'm watching this on my way back from my night job, and buying snacks and groceries at a gas station. No joke.
Nope. We don't love Trump either.
I can't believe Dump is coming to Florida. We got enough oranges to deal with down here already!
Trump says he doesn't drink. He might as well if he's going to snort aderall.
he will use them as a suppository. that way he will know how it feels the way he has been screwing the rest of us lately.
Not for long. Climate change is going to eliminate the orange crop.
As a New Yorker, I feel for you, but also as a New Yorker, Ha, he'll be disgusting somewhere else for a change! lol.
You know it's bad when even Florida doesn't want you 😂
Trump is such a whiner. 😂 It’s always funny that his supporters use “snowflake” as an insult when they’re led by the most delicate snowflake of them all.
@@Ffinity Good one :)
Steven Deaville ba dum tssss!
Whiner? Have you NOT seen the LGBT, SJW, and the extreme left in the last 3 years?
Whats funny are people SUPPORT socialist status yet never lived it
snowflake? Thats some dork term the left made up to attack the right like 6 years ago, learn your facts first :)
And Trump a snow flake? How so? Because he has done what he promised...why don't you and me have a fun talk you get Obama, i have Trump..let's talk who is the bigger "Snowflake" and bad president...
I'll start, Laws and crimes Obama did his first 3 years Fast and ferious, illegal Tax write offs to big corps, and Illegal funding of over 3 trillion USD to Iraw thus funded ISIS...
Okay please do explain those to me and then let me know what Trump has done wrong...i still have 73 other laws he broke if you want to keep going
@Robert Lavelle and leftist are a blizzard of soclist anti-americans
its a crazy world
I created the term “cuckflake” for conservatives...
They earned it...
Always to #SlitherAway when they get their asses handed to them..
Also, snowflakes don’t cry bombs and bullets in schools, churches, and public in general...
That’s the reich wing all the way...
Hope you enjoy the term. Feel free to look it up
🤗🔴⚪️🔵
"Fart in the elevator, and take the stairs tactic." - Genius writing right there.
It was better the first time, when John Oliver said it on Sunday night...
Change your name to "Low Bar"
@@tarrynlea Oh damn, didn't catch that yet.
@@toddhellyar4167 Low effort reply, might wanna consider that name yourself.
@@sujithnair2784 You should also get yourself a second rate leftist comedy writer, with that childish attempt at a response.
So now we're in the "yes he did it, but it's not illegal" stage.
Happens like clockwork
To which anyone with a brain will reply, "that is correct. It is not illegal, but it definitely violates the constitution and is an impeachable offense. Impeachment isn't completely about legal or illegal activities."
Eventually....it was heading there....
Jeff S Umm, it was bribery, and that’s a crime.
“A person commits the crime of bribery by giving or offering a public official or public employee something of value in return for some official action (or in exchange for the public official not doing something he or she is legally obligated to do), benefitting the defendant.”
Jeff S Bribery is illegal though.
They let me write off Eric as a complete loss.
😂
steveleamont his Eric impersonation kills me! 😭😭😭👌🏻👏🏻
You have a hawt body me steve
"He tried to steal 2nd base."
... dying. 😂😂😂😂
Awkward!
Kodak moment... Photo will live on
Bicycle Ninja ...ella funny, is what it is, lol....
A Tourettes reaction to not control natural predator impulses. Now we'll get a denial it ever happened.
Amy Elizabeth. Trump went full Biden. Never go full Biden.
the irony that he ran himself out of town is delicious
Especially as he hates any kind of exercise!
Trump isn't known for thinking.
He can't see the forester his own colon.
Now, if he would just do the same with the White House!
@Awakened citizen What leads you to come to that conclusion and what signs can we look for that New York City is failing because trump is gone?
Whoever wrote the "Corrupt in tent ⛺” joke deserves a raise
They all deserve emmies!
Oooo ok. Got it
Yessss! 😂 Loved it
I'd swear the only folks that comment on these Colbert Trump hate monologues are the writers union liberal twats who write for Colbert.
So True!
Man's gotten booed at multiple sporting events in a row now. How wonderful.
mdudegamer ++ Yes it’s like music to my ears, after watching his disgusting rallies. Got to admit I tune him out now , too nauseated to continue.
Well, his approval rating has risen to 55%.......................................for impeachment AND removal from office......
@@TheOzthewiz I thought it was at 69% as of Monday after the edited Transcpict was released.
Mdudegamer Yes he was booed at two events in a row that is why he is Florida bown. ua-cam.com/video/NvJDLZAsAXw/v-deo.html&authuser=0 ua-cam.com/video/tR1bQD-E5TA/v-deo.html&authuser=0
@@peternewton2390 Is that what MAGA do when shit isn't coming out of your mouth. I love how a POS is calling other scubag. How dumb do you have to get before it dawned on you that you have nothing, but whinnying like your POS Master Trump.
When Colbert fixed his mouth to imitate Eric I lost it😂😂😂
Same here! Creepy-as-hell but HILARIOUS!
Same
He looked like Jim Carrey doing Fire Marshall Bill!
How does he DO that?
Almost made me feel sorry for him but then my sanity kicked in.
I'm still at the "I can't believe he was ever elected President" stage .....
Carriemchardy Carrie
I doubt I’ll ever truly get past that stage haha.
If it helps normalize things, he was never elected by the actual voters.
@William Kahley five words and you even f*** that up. What a genius.
@@donrobertson4940 That's what low IQ trumpers do. ;)
Carriemchardy Carrie The only way to make it through is to try and move forward. Be prepared, you will go through every emotion known to man and some that are still not fully understood.
"It's the old 'fart in the elevator then take the stairs' tactic."
That's hilarious considering how scared he is of stairs.
...and that he's an old fart.
Remember when he walked on Airforce 1 with toilet paper on his shoe?
@@SpeckleKen : He's a lousy piece of fart.
😂😂😂 Trump's scared to take stairs? Does he think the Boogeyman will be waiting?
@@anthonymagliaro4791 Indeed, as easy as it was for the Red wave to take the House... oh wait...
I'm beginning to realize just how sad Trump's childhood must have been. The guy seriously does not know how to do basic human interactions.
Finally.. we can stop seeing headlines of "President of the United States - insert crazy sh*t here -" And just say "Florida man..." instead.
"Crazy floridaman is going to build a huuuuuuugge wall"
”Florida man says Finland rakes the forest.”
"Crazy florida man wants to buy Greenland"
New Message 😂😂😂😂
That is an insult on Florida man’s honor
He didn’t try to steal second base, he stole second base!! Ewwwww
Stephen's Eric Trump impersonation never fails to slay me.
We don’t want him in Florida. He needs to move to Russia!
So sorry Florida... sympathy and prays for you.
Virginia Brooks.
Did you think of that all by yourself or did that comment come from your overlords in Hollywood?
Talk about not being original at all.
"Russia interfered with our election"
"But don't worry about Google interfering with it because they interfere on our behalf and have a million times more power online than Russia will ever have".
Keep in mind that I don't even like Trump.
He is a RINO. He is a life long Democrat that put an "R" next to his name when running for president.
That should be the real joke here.
He is one of you and you aren't even smart enough to realize it.
Let me guess....
He is one of those Dixie Democrats that turned republican when all of the "Racist" Democrats became Republicans overnight?
Like I said. That is the real joke here. A lifelong Democrat "Trump" all of a sudden puts an "R" next to his name and he is the worst guy on the planet.
He is a RINO, simple as that.
But you guys don't want to talk about that stuff because it reflects badly on you.
Keep that in mind when throwing stones in your glass house.
@@st.michaelofcigarillo2845 Are you familiar with the Ship of Theseus?
or Leavonworth
"He tried to steal second base!" 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
You Americans!😂🤣😂
@Justice Boofer yikes
Is wherever you're from accepting immigrants?
@Justice Boofer 😆😆😆😆😆 Not even close!😂🤣😂
@@couragekarnga8735 Yep. Like the USA, my Country was built by immigrants.
@Justice Boofer 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣 Ooohhh buuurrrn! Damn, you must have been held back in the the Third Grade to come up with such a clever comeback!😆😆😆🤣🤣
Keep trying though Boofer.
So you say you pay “millions of dollars in taxes,” Mr. Tinyhands? We’ll believe that (or not) when we see your tax returns.
You know, I honestly believe all the spray tan fumes got to his brain. Never mind. He never had one.
He is still thinking nobody will ever see them🙄
Gary Mary that's not going to happen, he didn't release them before the election of 2016 and he will not release them any time soon..sorry Gary Mary but in any event it won't better Trump will win by an even bigger margin in 2020...haha...in addition we'd like to thank you moronic liberals for going down the impeachment road-it cemented our base and increased our support..hahahaha
Gary Cooper yup and paying taxes doesn’t get you special treatment - it’s your civic duty to our nation mr president
what on earth are you talking about? Trump pays taxes you moron. Remember liberal Rachel Maddow had his tax return? look that up and try not to be stupid....
Man the way he touched that guy was super weird. What the hell was going on there.
Lol dot dot dot doodie dot! He really is losing it. Hes just touching any body in front of his crazy ass.
And in front of his wife no less!
He's poorly educated so trump's loving him....from behind no less.
First sllid evidence of dementia i have seen.
Well the groper in chief just did his usual ruitine - pat on shoulders from behind, then go for breasts.
Poor orange is to old to remember to only do this with woman. Which is still wrong, just shows you that the already awful sexist shit is also loosing the rest of his already very damaged mind.
OMG the Eric impression, stop it, I can't breathe.
Ikr
They weren't boos, they were alternative cheers!
Colbert really nailed it tonight in his monologue. Like it’s even extra than usual. Good job!!!
He has fun you can tell
The jokes in this episode really are the best in the series history.
"fart in the elevator and take the stairs"
"he tried to steal second base"
The writing for this show just spiked
" they let me write off Eric as a loss" 😂
It just spiked to the lowest ever
@@rfink222 - so why are you here? 😕
"Corrupt in tent"...tRump in a tent! LoL
You know, I always "Dot Check" when Mr. Colbert quotes Trump's tweets. He hasn't missed one yet! .......
Not 'spot check', you 'dot check'. LOL
Montgomery Burns 👩🎤That's always my favorite part.dot.dot.dot
Dor dot dot dot dot dot dot
*Me too!*
I do that too! 🤓
"He tried to steal second base!" LOL🤣😅🤣😅👏👏👏
(Grab 'em by the pecs.)
@Emmett Hardie Lol 😅😅
"A quid pro quo is not illegal if there’s no corrupt intent." And just like that, the Republican move the goalpost. Next: "So there was corrupt intent but it's ok for a sitting president."
It's all special pleading.
This is rich! Lol. No wonder he keeps an audience. You are all retarded.
@@kevinbonin6173 You shouldn't talk so bad about yourself.
@@kevinbonin6173 You do know you have an identity outside of Trump, do you? You can just admit Trump's a bigoted criminal and walk away proud. You don't lose, no "side" wins, humanity, empathy and ethics win, and last I checked, you're part of humanity.
@@kevinbonin6173 Kevin I'm so sorry for all the trouble your extra chromosomes must've caused you.
Trump gives new meaning to "florida orange"
Oh crap, I'm going to have to stop drinking orange juice. LOL
Real Florida Orange Juice
Aw fuck that's just nasty
🤣
Baw haw haaaw!
That's funny stuff right there...
😂😂😂
You just know Schiff is sitting at home watching this and laughing his ass off at “Schiff just got real” and thinking he should’ve thought of it first!
I'm sure he's heard it before
LOL you lefties are so behind. Schiff For Brains has been a joke for at least a year.
@@DadBodDrumming Still 69 less years than Trump has been a joke...
@@DadBodDrumming LOL how your ass? It must be hurting from having your head up there.
Please take him back...
-Sincerely, a Floridian
STH Bwahaha!!!! Died!!! 😜😜😜😂😂😂😂👍⚰️
Drive him back into the ocean like the walking disaster he is.
You should have thought about that before you gave him your electoral votes.
I feel the same way whenever he goes abroad. Takkkkeee the president . . . PLEASE.
Kabob Hope actually I take a firmer stance...
“If you return him to the USA we will consider it an act of war.”
You have got to be kidding me.
Moving to Florida, primarily for tax purposes, as a result of your own policies WHILE STILL PRESIDENT! Zero self awareness. I can’t wait to see his tax returns.
My experience of NYC was to attend a comedy show in Times Square, and sob uncontrollably afterwards in the lobby because I was saying goodbye to loved ones I'd been travelling with for the month prior. The bouncer threatened to beat up whoever was making me cry, then when he found out the story, invoked a group hug and brought me tissues.
I know you New Yorkers have hearts 😉
Dawwww
@Dr Perpetuum Ah... good to see, that New York stays true to it's values...
@Dr Perpetuum You're just jealous because no one ever hug you. Bet your mother ditch you in the sidewalk.
Don't cheer for the fact he's moving to Florida, we don't want him either.
I know, 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢 now I gotta move
Look on the bright side. He won't be able to deny climate change much longer.
@@BlackEpyon with any luck. We still don't want him in our state. He was in Orlando for one of his clan rallies and it made my day to flip off his motorcade.
He'll make a great addition to your collection of notorious Florida Men, though!!
@Karin Meyer I have brain cells 😂
"Schiff Got Real" needs to be a t-shirt.
cheezeofages great idea
I heard at his rally tonight, people were wearing "Read the Transcript" T-shirts.
I like your idea better.
cheezeofages mine would say " I heart Adam Schiff". Brains are so sexy .
Reminds me of science class: "Chist happens!"
You left out the part where New York's mayor told Florida's mayor, "Good luck with making him pay his taxes"
States don't have mayors, cities do.
@@jamesmcinnis208 gov, whatever, I drink often
Also, Florida has no state income tax.
Maybe you're not drinking enough, "gov."
Dot, dot
Dot, dot, dot, dot
Dot, dot, dot
Dot
They’re ellipses and he always uses one too many.
Its a love letter to Putin in morse code.
And... .. ..... DOT!
@@MiniM69 we know that, the messed up bit is that when I type them out, I say to myself 'dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot' :)
Steven Deaville lol, indeed!!!
"Say one nice thing about trump or you lose your job!"
"OK, where are the boxes"
Love it, I would have said just that.
I would have said sure I'll say nice things about him he's the most corrupt ungrateful hate-filled piece of 💩 president in the world. Can we go to dinner now
nah, tweet out "Thanks for letting me keep my job Mr. President! The fact that you wanted me to compliment you to let me do so was the real clincher!"
So he will now be known as "Florida Man"? Voluntarily? Well, that makes so much sense....
I knew we shouldn't have let him drink swampwater.
Best comment ever!
And so so true.
The original Florida Man will need to step up his game now that Trump is moving there.
It will be the very best use of the phrase, in singling out Cheetolini you have redeemed the tag for the rest of us Floridians ! LOL😏
Just wait for the headlines.
"Florida man ruins the dignity of the office of the President."
MrBurns: "Smithers, are they booing me ?"
Mr Smithers: "No sir...they're chanting Boourns! Boourns!"
Aw, man, that's a classic! Haven't heard that in years! Thanks for the memory!
Boo-ild the wall! Boo-ild the wall!
"I was saying 'boo-urns'." - Sean Hannity
That's exactly what I thought!
Hey silverfoxMSNBC: Clinton will win the election of 2016 by a landslide.CNN: Clinton can't lose the election of 2016, she'll win by a landslide.Newsweek magazine cover: Madam PresidentTrump: I want to thank the Amercian people for voting me in as President of the United States....hahahahahahahaha
"Corrupt-in-tent" will be a #Classic
And here I was so sure he was going there so he could film himself getting a standing ovation! Alrighty NY! You won't let yourself be used!
Republicans: quid pro quo is legal if there’s no corrupt intent
Trump: confesses to corrupt intent
Republicans: corrupt intent is legal if you admit it in public.
@@pallao3500 *reporting comes out of an attempted coverup*
Republicans: Not admitting it is fine if yo- *_jOe BiDeN bAd HuNtEr BiDeN bAd_*
Quid pro quo is corrupt when the job requires there be no quid pro quo, even if the intent isn't considered corrupt. &just cause Trump did something corrupt didn't mean the Bidens aren't doing something corrupt lol, enough with the blind polarizing partisanship
@@ruburtoe1 "the Bidens"
You mean Hunter Biden, then.
Can we quit using the Latin term and call it what it is in English?
Bribery.
Oh and guess what? That's one crime spelled out in the Constitution as an impeachable offense. See how easy that makes everything?
omg, he tried to steal second base....that joke was a home run!!!
We don’t want him down here either!
I’m sorry. I’ll pray for you all.
Thoughts and prayers.
How about just getting him off the planet?
Send him to Colorado and build that wall around him
"No sir, they're not booing, they're shouting 'Trümp! Trümp!' They're those Norwegian immigrants you wanted, sir."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"At some point, I'm going to sit down, perhaps as a fireside chat on live television, and I will read the transcript of the call..."
Now you _know_ it's a lie whenever Trump offers to _read_ something.
Fauler Perfektionist ++ I wish he would do it, cause you just know he is stupid enough to incriminate himself on live TV!
He CAN'T read , but he knows "words"..
He'd read three sentences then go completely off topic and start ranting before his flapping tie gets set on fire and his aides have to wrestle him off the set.
@@quizzabella That would be worth a watch..
In the words of Draco Malfoy, "... I didn't know you could read."
"Then he died, I never felt more alive."
Glorious.
Interesting he’s accusing democrats of altering transcripts. Wonder how he thought of that then? #projection
#bozothepresident Trump's a criminal lost his mind instead of a criminal mastermind. 😆
Paulie darling no matter how you try to spin it there is no quid pro quo..sorry darling. I will say this you moronic liberals by going down the impeachment road (the road to nowhere) you have cemented Trump's support and have increased it as well- thank you. Trump has raised $125 million this quarter! He now has over $300 million in his war chest to fight the election of 2020! Thank you liberal morons!!! hahahahaha
@@anthonymagliaro4791 Can you define quid pro quo? How about this situation does or does not fit the definition of a quid pro quo?
Matt Ford
Adding the "darling" makes it extra creepy
@Matt Ford Oh I know. I just think its important to fight back and shut them down. I have all the time in the world to frustrate these people and test to see if they can even explain how they have formed their opinions, however feebly constructed
When he acts like Eric Trump, I cry laughing lol
Raheem Aman LoL reminds me of Olaf from frozen 😅
Raheem Aman. 👈🏾it’s so funny
STOP, PLEASE STOP! I AM SO TIRED OF WINNING! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!
i'd love to see that Nats player sue for inappropriate touching.
he'd win, and rightly so.
No he got what he deserved when he put on the maga cap and did a Nixon salute!
So what would biden's excuse be for groping and kissing children on live tv???
@Unintended Consequences defending child predators isn't a good look on ya bud.
@@kevinbonin6173 Did Biden become #46 last night? Damn, I must've been in a Rip Van Winkle slumber. 😴🤯
The still photo of Trump with his hands on that guy's shoulders makes me think of the proctologist joke.
"They let me write off Eric as a complete loss" 😂💀
@Thrasymachus Monk Calling developmentally challenged people retarded is not cool my only complaint
Thrasymachus Monk
Calling people "retarded" isn't cool either. And Eric Trump does not have any diagnosed intellectual disability. Just the run of the mill Trump dumbassery.
PRICELESS! LOL
*New York to Florida:* "He's *your* problem now."
Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. I live in Florida. He needs to be exiled to some tiny island in the middle of the pacific .He’s a dumbass and we don’t like New Yorker’s anyway
he should try to beat boggs on the flights over there
@@derekj1532 an island where nuclear testing was carried out.
Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
Florida to New York: “I want a divorce”!
Derek J
Has the Bikini atoll not suffered enough?
The lip thing Colbert did was great! Reminded me of a young pennywise
he gets plenty of practice with his lips!!
Jim Carey made this famous with Fire Marshall Bill.
That physics joke went over so many people's head it was low-key hilarious though
ikr? Honestly my favorite joke in the clip.
Explain?
@@evantyler8647 without air resistance pushing up on the feather which has a wider surface area but less mass than the brick they will fall at the same velocity because the force acting on them would be equal aka gravity without air resistance due to the vacuum
José Hunter's EW&F Remixes It was both a physics and socialism joke simultaneously. It’s why that joke was so brilliant.
I know it didn't get a lot of laughs, but I really, *REALLY* loved that "feather and brick in a vacuum = Socialism" joke
Man that was a joke to physicists and people still in college. :D
President Orange wanted to make sarcastic comment on this joke, but then realize this has exceeded his IQ confines 🤪🤪
Cuz it is very very clever.
Whats so funny about it? Wouldn't they just fall together and hit the ground simultaneously? What does that have to do with socialism?
eclock87 yes that’s the point. Trump is saying that the brick will hit first even though it defies laws of physics.
The blantentness of his lies knows no boundaries.
Uber L. Lies knows no boundaries? Then he is a perfect politician "just perfect"
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That guy is insane. Lies are the least of his worries
"Are they booing me?" "No they are saying Boo-urns Boo-urns."
Excellent, Smithers. 😋
MforMovesets I was saying Boo-urns...
‚,Are you saying boo or Boo-urns?‘‘
I was waiting for this post.
"Wait, are they saying Truu-mp or Boo?"
When Colbert reads the rambling garbage tweeted by Individual One now, my mind instantly shuts down. My brain is just so very, very tired of wasting energy to sift through lies and propaganda by an illegitimate president.
I love Stephen C, but it's a shame this shit is funny . . .and NOT.
@deborah chinn
It's very simple really; here's how to spare your mind the trouble. If his flabby orange lips are moving... it's a lie.
I bet even his supporters are getting "Trump Fatigue" they just won't admit it!
What's to sift? Were you trying to separate the lies from the propaganda?
"Oh Shift just got real!" - Stephen Colbert
"Schiff" - Representative Adam Schiff
Trakouri Jackson Schiff. As in Adam.
Tanuki Sorry, your reply popped up only after I posted mine. You had it handled. 😃
@@zeusmasterson4117 Great minds think alike 😁👍🏼
Thank you guys for the reminder. Honestly, cause it didn't occur to me that he was talking about a person
“He tried to steal 2nd base.” I died.
Sorry, I don't get. Is this a baseball reference ?
@@Hexanitrobenzene it's a double entendre. Second base is also a term when a guy gropes a women's breast, like when trump went to hug this guy, and he groups his chest from behind.
@@tracydahlke897 I almost died when I realized he didn't know what second base was. It was kind of you to explain it, though.
@@fletchdavidson6079 thanks
Sounds like it's something Joe Biden is famous for doing.
"corrupt intent" - lmao, that was priceless
He's probably just so used to "hugging" the women in his "beauty" pageants that way so he can sneak feels.
Ya we don’t want him here in Florida either Stephen.
Florida you have my complete sympathy. I am so sorry... but hey, bright side, you still have Disney land. He cant destroy everything... I hope.
We can only hope lol.
Trump leaving to try avoiding SDNY prosecution? Oh man, Trump is really scared.
Stephen cracks me up when he does Trump sons voice 😂😂😂
His Steve Munichen (sp?) is absolutely amazing. Kills me every time
@ 5:24 - Al Franken was forced to resign for less!
@@Balletified he didn't even touch her. I admit it was in poor taste, but he wasn't a politician yet, he was a comedian, and it was done out on the open. Can't blame the woman for not appreciating it tho. But damn, tRump GROPED that man! "I just love a man in a MAGA hat."
so funny the way they cried about closed door proceedings and how they are "secretive", etc. THEN when the meetings are out in the open- they don't show up. TFF!! Give them what they were crying for and they won't participate in that either. Make you wonder if all the whining about the closed doors was little more than just another desperate measure used to convince the stupid that they had a valuable opinion?
According to Trump , every Living Thing on earth is the enemy of his dictatorship.
Way to go New Yorkers running the snake oil salesmen out of town
He's so desperate to be loved he can't help but awkwardly hug the guy just for putting on a MAGA hat. Sad!
@flowerpress1 especially when trump realized his real jewels are below his belt.
R. Waldman nope. One of his “jewels” is on Putin’s desk, the other is on Kim’s.
I love how Stephen Colbert highlights the general weirdness of some of the things Trump does. The way he hugged that guy w/the MAGA hat... ?
To me it was oddly reminiscent of trump hugging, caressing, and nearly humping the flag. Creepy.
Stephen is the best! He's like an American John Oliver!
Ya just know he has done that to hundreds of women!😱
@HumbleDew where do I start? Um, it's "you're" not "your." You just told a stranger to go drink bleach, called her a "commi" and SHE'S the weird one?!! Okayyy. All that and your flipping handle is HUMBLEdew?!! 😂😂😂
@noiselesssounds, don't forget he is the most corrupt, perverted, narcissistic, psychopathic, unqualified, etc
The impersonation of Eric was hilarious!!! I almost pissed my pants 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stephen Colbert is the best!! The wit!! 😆
"Republicans are so desperate, they're considering telling the truth!" LMAO
The real truths hurts Trump And rep.
the less people know, the more stubbornly they know it.
@@blackbird5634 That's really good.
Well he DOES always project!
Ted Cruz : the art of being deplorable
Cruz's father called Melania ugly so Trump assassinated him .. but they're still buds.
Ted cruz is a failed KGB experiment to infiltrate US politics, but when it failed they just rolled with it and worked him into their new plan.
Stephen you're on 🔥🔥 tonight!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
He killed it😂😂😂😂
"corrupt intent" - that was very funny, indeed.
Yeah...cracked me up!!!
😂😂😂
IT really was XD
Like you'd ever see Trump in a tent.
this is all very funny, but if the Dems nominate Elizabeth Warren, Trump's going to be the one laughing next November... this whole Ukraine scheme was about Trump trying to stop Biden from winning the nomination.
@@akizeta ah thanks :) I'm not well today & maybe sicker than I thought, since that went completely over my head. Thanks for explaining it :)
I'm sure after Trump felt up that baseball player he just stopped and thought "oops, force of habit"
For a second, Trump thought he was backstage at the Miss Teen USA pageant.
@Tom : Miss *Preteen* USA pageant.
The baseball player got off easy, think about what Trump said about grabbing pussies!
Perfect “Corrupt In-Tent”” one of the jokes of the year
He stole 2nd on the Catcher.
The cup check came with the hug later.
You can always tell when someone else does his tweet the spelling is correct
You covfefe possibly mean that.
The spelling is correct and the tweet makes sense.
"Are they booing Smithers?"
"No they're saying Boourns"
I was saying booourns.
No I was BOOING!!!!!
he copied no one, that's an old simpsons joke
😂😂😂😂
classic
"Listen to this photo i took"
Smh 😂
Remember when Obama moved his residence to avoid taxes? Me neither.
lol, actually Obama just bought a multi million $ home in one of the worst states, tax wise, Massachusetts
Remember when Obama bought his 14 million dollar home with out regards to it's carbon foot print.
so, he bought a EXISTING home that regardless if he owned or someone else would still exist, so regardless who owns...still the same
@@jfk64kennedy95 Then it's ok to sell drugs, because others do it also. President Obama was real big about the environment. He buys a home that leaves a large carbon foot print and fly's on private jets. Hypocrite I say. He's suppose to set an example.
Bud Tommy stop liking your own comments.
I stayed up for this even though I have an essay due cause I just knew this show would be filled with killer don jokes after this weekend😂
My favorite: "Corrupt intent is also what you call it when Trump goes camping"
Well here I am too.... homework to the side, waiting for this to upload🤣🤣
Now both of you young ladies get back to work!
Trump doesn't see the irony of calling others corrupt while he himself is corrupt.
He has an underdeveloped sense of irony. Also--zero self-awareness.
It's not irony, it's counter-intelligence.
it's called Narcissistic Projection. every shady thing he accuses others of doing he himself is doing at the same exact time, hoping to call attention away from his sins. sins always come to light. he always gets caught then denies it like a 4 year old.
Is a margikarp an unknown evolution of Magikarp or is it different but better?
on the one hand I can see that: 1. the trump chumps got their jobs back, in the coal mines (instead of training for virtually any other job);
2. trump is continually undermining everything that has been a US "given" - and this delights them! Things like free speech, democracy, healthcare rights, political stability, and of course climate change. Hard to argue with food on the table, and a place to go (away from the ankle-biters).
On the other hand: these are not the brightest bulbs in the barrel - they cant see that they are being screwed over by trump behind their backs, they don't have the capability understand that the economy is on a "cocaine high" which if continued to be allowed, will destroy their savings, investments, and the world's economy. Most importantly, trump is only in this for himself and will throw ANYONE under the bus for more money and power. Joke's over - trump has to be stopped!
“Corrupt in tent.” DED!
His Eric Trump impression was epic!!! I cried with laughter!! 🤣😂
When he did Eric's impersonation it freaked me out lmao.
😊me too
That was hilarious!!!
Stephen's impression of Eric was one of his greatest. LEGEND.
I'm from India. Every morning I wake up and wait for this video to get uploaded. Stephen, you're the best, it's a travesty that Emmy wen to John Oliver, although I like him a lot too.
While I was also rooting for Colbert and have been for the last 3 years...you can't blame Oliver winning it. He is too good !
He killed it tonight! Eric's impression was priceless.