PKA 518 Kyle's Surprise Probation Visit, Taylor's Embarrassing Story, Giuliani Melts

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    Timeline by LegitRage
    0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor introduces the sponsors
    0:00:10 - Kyle’s caffeine addiction, coffee enemies & Gweneth Paltrow’s coochie candles
    0:05:49 - Belle Delphine’s bath water and adult subscription services
    0:11:41 - Kyle’s Subreddit of the week: /r/MirrorsForSale & intimate toaster fantasies
    0:17:13 - Woody’s naughty house rule & sneakily charming the trouser snake as a teen
    0:20:40 - Gordon Ramsay’s funniest moments on Kitchen Nightmare & Hell’s Kitchen
    0:29:05 - Why Marco Pierre White is an even crazier chef than Gordon Ramsay
    0:31:38 - Kyle’s surprise probation visit - When will he be free to leave Georgia?
    0:37:06 - Which places will Kyle travel to first once his probation ends? (Vegas talk)
    0:39:28 - Sad smoking areas, generous smokers & the best kinds of tobacco
    0:45:45 - The time Kyle’s dad accidentally drank a dip-spit bottle of Dr Pepper
    0:48:16 - Kyle reviews the awful movie that is 1988’s “Hell comes to Frogtown”
    0:56:31 - The Mandalorian Season 2 discussion (spoiler alerts)
    1:03:18 - UFC talk: Jon Jones looking scary at Heavyweight, McGregor vs Poirer & more
    1:08:52 - Rudy Gulianni’s hair dye melts off his face during a live press conference
    1:18:14 - Is it possible Trump runs for President again in 2024? Or will he be too old?
    1:20:27 - How Alex Trebek’s passing won Kyle the PKA Morbidity pool
    1:22:06 - Medically taking your own life & the tragic fate of Terry Shiavo
    1:26:32 - Driving with one eye, Kyle’s next vehicle and keeping your car clean
    1:31:07 - Taylor’s soda stream & why Woody doesn’t like carbonated drinks
    1:34:20 - The guys share stories of emergency bathroom trips & stinky, awful mishaps
    1:39:34 - The time Taylor absolutely ruined his girlfriend’s parents bathroom as a teen
    1:45:11 - Woody’s verbal decimation of a yappy dog of an ex-girlfriend’s
    1:47:52 - People who don’t have inner monologues & what the guys talk to themselves about
    1:53:03 - Ad reads: Smartmouth & GOAT
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    1:55:34 - The teacher who taught for 17 years old without being able to read English
    1:59:18 - PKA Plays CoD: Black Ops Cold War Zombies (training, Box luck, Bosses & more)
    2:11:00 - The guys talk PC mice, WASD expertise & Twitch text-to-speech trolling
    2:18:21 - Oldschool keyboards, learning to use typewriters & awful High School typing classes
    2:24:14 - Stunning stenographers and why they’ll never be replaced by AI speech processing
    2:30:51 - Florida man brings 8 year old son to a crime scene in order to “toughen him up”
    2:32:50 - Woody attempts to pronounce the name of Home Alone star, Macaulay Caulkin
    2:40:06 - What would happen if a Benjamin Button figure tried to get it on with a teenager?
    2:41:24 - The guys swap stories of lying and deceiving adults as kids to get their own way
    2:48:37 - The time Richard Simmonds got ruthlessly mocked by Howard Stern live on air
    2:52:26 - Betty White’s sad decline into senility & phony Japanese centenarians
    2:54:21 - Trump supporters in denial over the 2020 election & AllGasNoBrake’s catalogue
    2:57:44 - Nathan For You’s funniest skits: Dumb Starbucks, heroic pigs and more
    3:03:31 - Woody introduces PKA to /r/SapphoAndHerFriend and two bi bros on reddit
    3:10:42 - The historical accuracy of the movie 300, Greek democracy & more
    3:16:34 - Wings and his top hat recently made it to the top post of reddit’s /r/Teenagers
    3:19:46 - Opie & Anthony, Colin Quinn and Adam Sandler’s rollercoaster filmography
    3:28:16 - Lethal hornets strike in Portugal & how Kyle’s dad got rid of a hornet infestation
    3:31:18 - Kyle’s hornet injection & how the guys dealt with wasps/bees nests as children
    3:37:08 - The Pope’s naughty Instagram activity & the shady side of the Catholic Church
    3:44:03 - Mormonism, Scientology and the science behind Xenu & body thetans
    3:49:23 - Which oldschool religion has the highest probability of being correct?
    3:50:47 - Reinventing the calendar and why the US doesn’t like the metric system,
    3:56:21 - The best fan edit of Braveheart, British Prima Nocta and Home Alone talk
    4:02:35 - Taylor calls it a show

КОМЕНТАРІ • 315

  • @AwesomeTyme
    @AwesomeTyme 3 роки тому +424

    You stole this vid from Woody'slab

    • @fatal510
      @fatal510 3 роки тому +7

      where can i subscribe or find this woody'slab

    • @benshakesonthefloor
      @benshakesonthefloor 3 роки тому +1

      @@fatal510 It’s coming....any day now....😳

  • @KillJedicTV
    @KillJedicTV 3 роки тому +167

    PKA is the only podcast that can start with "Can You Take Caffeine Analy"

    • @troyswink5435
      @troyswink5435 3 роки тому +3

      You dont know alot of podcasts then

    • @Hogartth
      @Hogartth 3 роки тому +1

      Troy Swink enlighten us

    • @troyswink5435
      @troyswink5435 3 роки тому +1

      @@Hogartth any podcast on ymh

    • @xXLifesLiesXx
      @xXLifesLiesXx 3 роки тому

      @@Hogartth official pod

  • @floorpoop5852
    @floorpoop5852 3 роки тому +177

    I thought my 6 years of being subscribed to woodyslab payed off... I guess not

  • @bonesxiii_
    @bonesxiii_ 3 роки тому +427

    I thought Woodyslab was the new place to be.

    • @BrodyxBrown
      @BrodyxBrown 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah... I wasn’t a subscriber until the post prison episode lol

    • @TemplarGaming316
      @TemplarGaming316 3 роки тому

      What is it?

    • @scoopstacey3112
      @scoopstacey3112 3 роки тому +12

      @Perfect Fresco bluechew link in the decription got the video pulled because theyre "offering a drug to people who may not need it" I wouldnt think its a big deal, but apparently so.

    • @4Moth2Mellow0
      @4Moth2Mellow0 3 роки тому +2

      How pathetic

    • @BrodyxBrown
      @BrodyxBrown 3 роки тому +5

      @@scoopstacey3112 well that’s a pretty narrow way of thinking on UA-cam’s

  • @blowswanson
    @blowswanson 3 роки тому +173

    Real ones know someone pulled a Woody and posted this on Woodyslab

  • @joey1_
    @joey1_ 3 роки тому +284

    The real homies already saw it.

    • @itstaste
      @itstaste 3 роки тому +10

      I straight thought I was going insane

    • @benozzy003
      @benozzy003 3 роки тому +7

      Like y would u not check out woodylabs

    • @Nostradumlbass
      @Nostradumlbass 3 роки тому +1

      real homies watch it friday morning.

  • @ryanhopwood4484
    @ryanhopwood4484 3 роки тому +71

    Got a lil bit of that separation anxiety there fer a minute glass it's finally here

    • @HeatherWarner97
      @HeatherWarner97 3 роки тому +8

      It was on woodys lab since Saturday

    • @DetroOps
      @DetroOps 3 роки тому +9

      @@HeatherWarner97 At first I thought you were being sarcastic....

  • @wlaaaaaaaaaa123
    @wlaaaaaaaaaa123 3 роки тому +38

    “Just the bois tonight”
    me : yeeeSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @yunocchiyuphoria1778
    @yunocchiyuphoria1778 3 роки тому +17

    caffeine withdrawals is just like 2 days of having a headache and being tired

  • @bleakfx6443
    @bleakfx6443 3 роки тому +140

    wow, at least credit WoodysLab if you're just gonna rip their content...

    • @2EXTRM
      @2EXTRM 3 роки тому +1

      What is woodys lab?

    • @johnlawrence5383
      @johnlawrence5383 2 роки тому +1

      @@2EXTRM only the most up to date Chanel on the planet

  • @Alex__96
    @Alex__96 3 роки тому +13

    Can’t remember last time I’ve missed a pka.

  • @brandonobaza8610
    @brandonobaza8610 3 роки тому +9

    "Giuliani Melts" sounds like a dish -- plain white bread cheese sandwich, dripping with Worcestershire.

  • @jetstreamjack5653
    @jetstreamjack5653 3 роки тому +31

    You should get Macaulay Culkin on the podcast! He's doing great these days; got his own podcast called Bunny Ears. Genuinely funny and sincere guy.

  • @s.h.723
    @s.h.723 3 роки тому +37

    Anyone else getting a sense of Deja Vu?

    • @kevind1980
      @kevind1980 3 роки тому +7

      No but I have a feeling I already saw this.

    • @alik5972
      @alik5972 3 роки тому

      I have been in this place before

  • @HYPERBOWLER
    @HYPERBOWLER 3 роки тому +8

    Sasha Baron Cohen is totally normal giving anti free speech talks for the ADL.

  • @snoozebutton
    @snoozebutton 3 роки тому +9

    This episode was top 10% in my book

  • @kingpolo1920
    @kingpolo1920 3 роки тому +13

    Only the real “brothers” saw this before

  • @duganrocks100
    @duganrocks100 3 роки тому +16

    Thought I'd let you know, some loser stole this episode and put it on a channel called woodslab.

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 3 роки тому +5

    Smokers be like: "Your nicotine craving is mine and mine is yours"

  • @techmetal2964
    @techmetal2964 3 роки тому +15

    I'm once again saying that Kyle should go back to FPSRussia and post videos of FPS games and commentating in Russian voice. I recommend Doom eternal

  • @jaygin6518
    @jaygin6518 5 місяців тому +1

    No way woody thinks “Sappho and friend” is an accurate subreddit lol

  • @Lithinz
    @Lithinz 3 роки тому +3

    44:10 - Kyle giving the camera the office treatment

  • @Haze8277
    @Haze8277 3 роки тому +10

    Chiz pulled a woody on everyone this week.

  • @player2mac10
    @player2mac10 3 роки тому +21

    Had to got to reddit and find out this came out on Woodyslab :( I was refreshing all day at work

  • @zachdwyer5476
    @zachdwyer5476 3 роки тому +1

    Yooo when they start talking about dip spit it literally made me gag so hard.. used to dip back in the day.. imagine waking up in the middle of the night thirsty af and grab the wrong bottle

  • @nikomemic
    @nikomemic 3 роки тому +23

    Happy this is out finally. Was worried about the boys for a few days there. Thought some fell from a high up place, or someone went back to jail. Or someone couldn’t pick up their owl-shaped head anymore.
    Glad to see I was wrong in my worries.

    • @ggzsk2342
      @ggzsk2342 3 роки тому +2

      it was up on woodyslab

    • @tommysk8r94
      @tommysk8r94 3 роки тому

      If you were really worried you would have figured out that it was on woodys lab lol

  • @miles2237
    @miles2237 3 роки тому +8

    Just the bois tonight!

  • @markoboychuk
    @markoboychuk 3 роки тому +3

    How many times have we heard Kyle's story about his dad and the spit in the Dr. Pepper can?

  • @Js-mm1jdjwc
    @Js-mm1jdjwc 3 роки тому +5

    My favorite episodes with no guest!!

  • @annegrey6447
    @annegrey6447 3 роки тому +1

    My friend got addicted to caffeine & eventually got horrible migraines until she got her 'fix'. She had to go to rehab.

  • @dmoneydmo
    @dmoneydmo 3 роки тому +2

    44:09-44:17 Kyles face 😂😂

  • @hitachiuchihamagicwand2776
    @hitachiuchihamagicwand2776 3 роки тому +4

    They said no one can out alpha Gordon Ramsay but the guy they talked about afterwards Marco Pierre White bragged about how he made Gordon cry.

  • @cammyd3569
    @cammyd3569 3 роки тому +9

    Why was it late and why was it put on woodys lab?

    • @XxBloodSteamxX
      @XxBloodSteamxX 3 роки тому +5

      BECAUSE DR CHIZ IS A VERY BUSY PERSON AND WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A CLASS ON COMPUTER SCIENCE IF YOU THINK IT'S SO EASY TO MAKE SURE THAT YOUR LOGGED INTO THE CORRECT UA-cam ACCOUNT WHEN YOU UPLOAD VIDOES?! STOP ATTACKING PKA!!!11!!1!!!!!!!

  • @fishrsa9046
    @fishrsa9046 3 роки тому

    I'm missing my left index finger from a car accident years ago and I use my ring finger for W as well, it was surprisingly easy to get used to

  • @kenshinhimura7812
    @kenshinhimura7812 3 роки тому +1

    I want a cup of coffee now ☕️

  • @SpeckyNation
    @SpeckyNation 3 роки тому

    Woody's eyebrows after googling Bryce Dallas Howard tell a story xD

  • @gplastic
    @gplastic 3 роки тому +18

    Oh I forgot about this show

  • @BenjaminEmm
    @BenjaminEmm 3 роки тому +6

    This fellas is what's known as "Pulling a Woody"... Classic Woody

  • @Quality9000
    @Quality9000 3 роки тому +2

    You guys.. I’m holding in a great log the best I can while walking home as I’m listening to your stories about my situation and uhhhh. idk if I’m gonna make it (made it)

    • @johnbriggs5751
      @johnbriggs5751 3 роки тому +2

      Well... did you make it? The world needs to know !😂

  • @tommysk8r94
    @tommysk8r94 3 роки тому +1

    I feel sorry for the people who have been waiting since Saturday lol

  • @FlentyOfPish
    @FlentyOfPish 3 роки тому +3

    I predicted the future, I just realized this today

  • @earthyring4393
    @earthyring4393 3 роки тому +4

    I cant be the only one that assumed this channel was taken down and Woodyslab was gonna be the new place to be?

    • @urface3015
      @urface3015 3 роки тому

      Is there a story i'm missing? I'm seeing alot of these woofyslab jokes but idk whatsup

    • @adamraps4272
      @adamraps4272 3 роки тому

      @@urface3015 woody years ago made a channel called "WoodysLab" and was gon a upload videos of him experimenting with guns and microwaves so he must have uploaded this pka on that channel by a mistake which is why it wasnt on this channel til like tuesday or wednesday

  • @nomprenom9337
    @nomprenom9337 3 роки тому

    I was waiting for this one

  • @josuereyes2449
    @josuereyes2449 3 роки тому

    Early pka? I love it

  • @agentrowlock2301
    @agentrowlock2301 3 роки тому +7

    "Its safe to assume" woody's democratic racism shining through again.

  • @VLADPowder
    @VLADPowder 3 роки тому

    "POWERING THROUGH THIS PLATE OF TESTICLES"

  • @nightsgems
    @nightsgems 3 роки тому +1

    I would say that the reason its WASD is because its the furthest away from arrow keys, in the older times when pc co-op games required both players to use the same keyboard, you needed that space between the keys for more comfort

  • @teamatk4game698
    @teamatk4game698 3 роки тому

    Its Tuesday night wired night for a pka

  • @sap509
    @sap509 3 роки тому +5

    Love you woody thanks for uploading to woodyslab you da best

  • @Bandstand
    @Bandstand 3 роки тому +49

    Forgot I was subscribed to you

    • @MultiTrackDrifto
      @MultiTrackDrifto 3 роки тому

      Forgot I was subscribed to you

    • @4Moth2Mellow0
      @4Moth2Mellow0 3 роки тому +1

      @@bongo3320 The channel with 1 video. Yeah your a joke buddy.

    • @LThaPunisha
      @LThaPunisha 3 роки тому +3

      @@4Moth2Mellow0 Dude, do you understand sarcasm?

    • @Laocoon283
      @Laocoon283 3 роки тому

      @@4Moth2Mellow0 chill lol

  • @jtr8784
    @jtr8784 3 роки тому +5

    Wow I'm so early this episodes still monetized

  • @Feedaa
    @Feedaa 3 роки тому +1

    Just the boys 👌🏼👌🏼

  • @shawnlarson966
    @shawnlarson966 3 роки тому +7

    This was top 5% episode easy

    • @stdcall
      @stdcall 3 роки тому

      @@kenshinhimura7812 it has been up on woodyslab for days

  • @Distinctocean9
    @Distinctocean9 3 роки тому

    I don’t know why but I find it funny that I’ve gone from playing ghost recon breakpoint to playing apex legends while listening to you you guys

    • @THECaptainPlanetHD
      @THECaptainPlanetHD 3 роки тому +1

      Its because you're slowing playing better and better games while listening to PKA next thing you know u will be playing Halo and Age of Mythology

  • @jordanburbridge8110
    @jordanburbridge8110 3 роки тому +5

    I hope they address this woodyslab thing lol

  • @WolfOfDunderMiff
    @WolfOfDunderMiff 3 роки тому +1

    Excessive use of caffeine increases neuro capacity to a point than decreases is exponentially.

  • @spencer7815
    @spencer7815 3 роки тому +1

    Be sure to hit up a basque restaurant in Nevada. The food is beyond fantastic.

  • @x1prodigy0x
    @x1prodigy0x 3 роки тому +1

    Woody sounds identical to Jerry from rick and morty 💀😂

    • @cook2593
      @cook2593 3 роки тому +1

      Which means he sounds like Cyril Figgis, who incidentally was a accountant 🤣

  • @JSMsoloman5000
    @JSMsoloman5000 3 роки тому +1

    Are you guys going to fullfil any of the patreon promises?

  • @squint09
    @squint09 3 роки тому

    What happened woody? Look forward to this all week, I freaked out a little lol

    • @tewbears
      @tewbears 3 роки тому

      Check Woodyslab

    • @squint09
      @squint09 3 роки тому

      @@tewbears yea i saw it there. Why though?

    • @tewbears
      @tewbears 3 роки тому

      @@squint09 Chiz probably got plastered alone in a dark room and miss clicked.

  • @andrewbb76
    @andrewbb76 3 роки тому +1

    Gordon Ramsey is literally a black belt...

  • @finn87632
    @finn87632 3 роки тому

    As a Scottish person i use metric and imperial. Depending on the situation but its normally imperial for rough and metric for accuracy. I also have no idea how stones work either it's either kg or lbs I use.

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 3 роки тому +2

    I was just thinking today how Belle Delphanie is kind of cute and is playing 4D chess on these boys and, I just realized,
    I actually respect her.

  • @WeirdoWithABeardo13
    @WeirdoWithABeardo13 3 роки тому +1

    To forever help Woody,
    it's
    Macaulay Culkin!

  • @PapaPalpatine1
    @PapaPalpatine1 3 роки тому

    The guy who owns the slots in the airport got that as a graduation gift. The more you know

  • @cam2786
    @cam2786 3 роки тому

    tell us when your g502 gets the double click problem woody. ive had it happen on three different g502s

  • @chrismar2893
    @chrismar2893 3 роки тому

    Intresting upload schedule

  • @FellishBeast
    @FellishBeast 3 роки тому

    The Mandalorian is a live-action children's cartoon.

  • @ericgsix4761
    @ericgsix4761 3 роки тому

    I’m confused so I clicked the woodyslab upload out of ignorance and didn’t notice it was a different channel ??? I had no idea it was on another channel I never heard of

  • @FriskyFuzion
    @FriskyFuzion 3 роки тому

    i wanna see there reaction when they find out ramsay has a black belt

  • @grizzgaming4226
    @grizzgaming4226 3 роки тому

    I got ray gun first hit out of the box haven’t got it again yeah they really brought back the ray gun to what it kinda of what it used to be which is great

  • @Jay-cq5qr
    @Jay-cq5qr 2 роки тому

    Nathan For You is legendary

  • @headhoncho5135
    @headhoncho5135 3 роки тому +5

    Love the podcast

  • @licenseplate8699
    @licenseplate8699 3 роки тому

    This didnt age well, Grogu GOOOOONE

  • @elrud5964
    @elrud5964 3 роки тому +1

    Ramsay was a professional athlete before he got in to cooking. Birmingham football club i believe.

  • @fontanapunx3402
    @fontanapunx3402 3 роки тому

    when it was in robot mode at 1:57:00 i thought my phone just got messed up

  • @toddmccravey3011
    @toddmccravey3011 3 роки тому

    Its almost like I’ve seen this one before

  • @BladesInHand
    @BladesInHand 3 роки тому

    Fine I’ll watch it again sheeesh

  • @LocalConArtist
    @LocalConArtist 3 роки тому +1

    1:51:45 i got cut by glass in a pool as a kid

  • @LewisCawte
    @LewisCawte 3 роки тому

    Woody rocking the G502 :D

  • @romankrivoruchenko3364
    @romankrivoruchenko3364 3 роки тому +1

    Kyle needs a gaming channel 100%

  • @guillermomendozajr2740
    @guillermomendozajr2740 3 роки тому

    Long Live PKA!

  • @uns33n
    @uns33n 3 роки тому

    My grandma was born in january 1919. (I'm 30) she died Sept 2019 at the age of 100.

  • @cdsnuts1864
    @cdsnuts1864 3 роки тому

    Kyle was wrong about the madolorian lol

  • @SirRancelot1
    @SirRancelot1 3 роки тому +1

    $6 or $7 for a pack of smokes over there!? $17.50 a pack for mine in Canada lol

  • @lanemendenhall7469
    @lanemendenhall7469 3 роки тому +4

    Do any of you have twitch accounts I can watch you play games

  • @w00tah1
    @w00tah1 3 роки тому

    With the passing today of the MORE act by the house, I have a question for Kyle: if the bill gets voted on in the new Congress, gets passed, and signed into law, how do you feel that your conviction could potentially be expunged?

  • @camwestfall918
    @camwestfall918 3 роки тому +1

    Kyle doesn't know what the Peloponnesian War was

  • @smjewett
    @smjewett 3 роки тому

    Just an FYI guys, Gordon Ramsay has a black belt in karate. Not that he can take top shelf MMA guys, but I would assume he could hold his own.

  • @bageled_meme9867
    @bageled_meme9867 3 роки тому +1

    You need to get Donut Operator on, also how is Kyle’s cancer?

  • @professormilkdickphd376
    @professormilkdickphd376 3 роки тому +3

    Have Kaya from the penguin guy's podcasts on

  • @PokefreakMaster333
    @PokefreakMaster333 2 роки тому

    Kyle predicted Betty White dying before she turned 100

  • @givemethemusicd
    @givemethemusicd 3 роки тому

    And the inside of a toaster is electrified. Try putting a butter knife in one while it is plugged in.

  • @milkapeismilky5464
    @milkapeismilky5464 3 роки тому

    Gweneth candles...it's not even 5am and I'm already ashamed.

  • @DarkPhysicx
    @DarkPhysicx 3 роки тому +1

    Mando will not let go of baby Yoda, he's too attached. He can say all he wants he wants to get it to its own people or the Jedi but nah. They're a duo now. Plus its great toy sales for Disney.

    • @AJTHEGHOST11
      @AJTHEGHOST11 3 роки тому

      Cheese Burger 🍔

    • @DarkPhysicx
      @DarkPhysicx 3 роки тому +1

      @@AJTHEGHOST11 with a side of fries🍟

  • @alnotbiggaytho7124
    @alnotbiggaytho7124 3 роки тому +1

    the ''mandalorian queen played by Katee Sackhoff'' may return in the next animated series called ''the bad batch''
    screenrant.com/clone-wars-spinoff-show-bad-batch-bo-katan/

  • @KanaalMTS
    @KanaalMTS 3 роки тому

    Where's the RSK Lock & Load talk??

  • @sltesta1288
    @sltesta1288 3 роки тому

    04:13 - why is Woody still stuck with 2008 manual software for videocalls/podcasts ?

  • @msc4speed191
    @msc4speed191 3 роки тому +2

    I already watched this on woodyslab im so confused why they did this I demand an explanation

  • @thirdplanetman9468
    @thirdplanetman9468 3 роки тому +2

    You three could star in an adventure movie, it would be amazing and hilarious, you have a great chemistry and no one really overlaps with each other personality wise, but the harmony is beautiful