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  • The former president’s draft tweets and direct messages are among the data sought by special counsel Jack Smith, and some of the world’s worst people will be interviewed on Tucker Carlson’s new streaming network.
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  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 5 місяців тому +661

    So he’s telling us “…..he should be free from any prosecution, while in office.” So he’s telling us he DID commit crimes while in office. Just go to jail old man. We ARE sick of you.

    • @andrewflowers6794
      @andrewflowers6794 5 місяців тому +35

      Ya, you should not be able to claim immunity at the same time as innocence.

    • @kbbpll7338
      @kbbpll7338 5 місяців тому +40

      I knew all along that the only reason he ever ran for office was to avoid being prosecuted. Now he's spelled it out for everybody.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 5 місяців тому

      Andrew , common sense doesn’t work with magats , that’s why he does what he does .

    • @trumpet12345
      @trumpet12345 5 місяців тому

      Gotta give Russia credit. They found the only man not humbled by the position. Bush and other are terrible for caving into wars or other problems, but only one man has the delusional thoughts of Donald Trump. That man is Donald Trump. They didn't put a smart man to the throne of power to allure the people and make vast changes, they picked an idiot that created required bailouts for farmers because he doesn't even fucking have a clue. GG russia. we get it. Just remember 4 more years of this asshole likely won't help you either in the end.

    • @ariaafshar4212
      @ariaafshar4212 5 місяців тому +27

      We should do everything we can to make sure Trump never becomes president again.

  • @nicholasstocker8864
    @nicholasstocker8864 5 місяців тому +872

    I’m finally going to be voting for a president for the first time in 2024, and I’ll be voting for President Biden!
    VOTE BLUE FOLK!!! 💙

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 5 місяців тому +1

      doesnt even have to be biden. #justnotorangefuhrer & not someone crazy like Ramaswamy.

    • @thelonesomefisherman7425
      @thelonesomefisherman7425 5 місяців тому +88

      Good for you, and get all your young friends out to vote, too. 😊

    • @roronoabear
      @roronoabear 5 місяців тому +43

      Smart, don't waste your vote!

    • @TheMemoryPolice
      @TheMemoryPolice 5 місяців тому +9

      Vote for 3rrd Party. Fight for Change

    • @Funnyandsunnydays
      @Funnyandsunnydays 5 місяців тому +28

      Tell your friends

  • @patwiggins6969
    @patwiggins6969 5 місяців тому +81

    Good job with the website. Could have been a crass joke but using it to help people is a really classy move

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 5 місяців тому

      More classy if he also took political attacks on Joe Biden and criminal son Hunter Biden... but of course true crimes aren't so funny

    • @shiskeyoffles
      @shiskeyoffles 5 місяців тому

      Link?

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 5 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/NThgFHeJlWM/v-deo.html@@shiskeyoffles

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 5 місяців тому

      Well in a twist LOL Biden pardons Trump, stating he wants to defeat him fairly for Presidency 2024

    • @marz2362
      @marz2362 5 місяців тому

      legit! I headed there and it says Stephen Colbert's The Tucker Carlson Network

  • @siwi666
    @siwi666 5 місяців тому +33

    oh the joy. The man, the band, the audience. I'm lapping up every moment. Thank you Late Show

  • @kimberlycronen3998
    @kimberlycronen3998 5 місяців тому +53

    Stephen!!!! You totally John Olivered Tucker! 😂

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 5 місяців тому +312

    We need to stop the dictator pretending this thing is a joke like we don’t remember his presidency

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 5 місяців тому +17

      Which was also a joke . A really bad joke but a joke nonetheless .

    • @buyselltrade6270
      @buyselltrade6270 5 місяців тому

      Trump's presidency brought real wages up by over 7,600 dollars a year. Record high employment for women, black, Hispanic and Asians. Started no new wars. Created opportunity zones to help minority communities. Made the largest contribution to HBCU's in history. Replaced NAFTA with USMCA bringing jobs back to the United States.

    • @Johnorekunow272
      @Johnorekunow272 5 місяців тому +1

      I think you should all go and vote for him lest you lose the only thing you seem to talk about.

    • @williamj.sheehan2001
      @williamj.sheehan2001 5 місяців тому

      Yuriel, respectfully, are you saying that you think the current presidency is an improvement over the previous one? If so, I'd have to say to you what we used to say to referees and umpires after a bad call: "WHAT GAME ARE YOU WATCHIN'?"

    • @adukabu
      @adukabu 5 місяців тому

      @@williamj.sheehan2001are u t kidding??? wtf you do not remember all the mess and field preparation for isolating USA and current recession is big time his responsibility…of course you do not know that it takes reading and fact checking which is to much for you I guess

  • @Juicexlx
    @Juicexlx 5 місяців тому +47

    ''But I've got a better deal: pay 0$ to never watch Tucker Carlson again.'' ----- Ok, this deserves a thumbs-up!

  • @debcardosa2418
    @debcardosa2418 5 місяців тому +14

    You are so great and funny 😂! I just love your monologue. Thank you Stephen.

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 5 місяців тому +9

    “Orville Redenbiggot”….😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂

  • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
    @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 місяців тому +126

    I'm a European. My home country Norway is far from being a utopian paradise, but also far from being a despotic dictatorship, which is more than can be said about the South American country where I currently reside.
    And which is also more than can be said about USA, much much more, _should trump ever be allowed back into the White House._
    I am fearing that South American authoritarian regimes will become peanuts compared to a trumpian Banana Republic (or should we say Covfefe Republic?).
    I am dead serious.
    And no one, of the rational part of the world that is, wants to see that become reality, for obvious reasons.
    As even many US citizens point out every so often; *_what happens in USA affects us all._*
    Democracy's survival, worldwide, is at stake, and out little planet can hardly afford a US fascist regime that does NOT take climate change seriously.
    In other words:
    trump *_needs_* to be made an example of, and face and taste the justice and accountability he deserves, the same being the case as regards all his co-conspirators and enablers.
    Your country needs it, USA, and so does the rest of the world.
    While we foreigners definitely are wishing you all the best, dear good sensible people of USA, we are really wishing us all, all the best.
    I might be "just" a Norwegian onlooker, but I have an American boyfriend, and I have an aunt who is one of the far too many trumpetrified ones all across the globe who've trumped themselves apart from their families, and my closest ones and I are directly affected by how the pathetic authoritarian "government" where we live (Bolivia) caved in to the pressure of anti-vaxx movements, same movements who let themselves be inspired by trump himself, trump and his grotesque mishandling of the pandemic.
    There are bound to be countless of cases similar to mine, of World citizens outside of the US who have their own personal (if not sheer existential) reasons for needing to see real justice being served to trump & Co.
    This is global, folks.
    To a degree where it almost feels/seems unjust that only US citizens can vote, over yonder in the world's most influential country.
    *Best wishes!*
    💙 💙 💙 💙
    🇧🇻 ❤️ 🇺🇸
    ⚖️

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 5 місяців тому +8

      #facts . But why did you move to SA from beautiful Norway?
      #separationofchurchandstate

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 місяців тому +7

      I've posted this writ a few times before, on different channels.
      Something that does _not_ convert me into a bot, however, as someone seemed to think the other day 🧐

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 місяців тому +13

      ​@@vsznry
      Brought here together with my brother by our parents when kids.
      Bolivia is a beautiful country too, with lots of nice people. But they tend to not be too smart when electing leaders, tragically.
      Ah but it's complicated... mildly said.
      Interesting cultures, interesting history.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 5 місяців тому +15

      I hear people talking about leaving if he gets reelected.... I ask them "Where is it going to be safe? How long will it be safe, if the US falls to a totalitarian regime?!" I am going to keep fighting for the US.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 5 місяців тому +1

      religious conservatism is the bane of Modern Humanity & leads the uneducated to choose dictators, who then hinder societal progress in favor of control.
      India, Middle East, Africa, South America...
      A single commonality for everyones suffering: gods & god-men.
      have you visited that one german town in Argentina? lol@@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446

  • @kayleighgates2689
    @kayleighgates2689 5 місяців тому +7

    So glad you are back! Stay healthy, Mr. Colbert. We need you!

  • @veronicastewart1112
    @veronicastewart1112 5 місяців тому +4

    OMG, that Orville Reddenbigot joke was the best! Pay that writer well!

  • @netherslayer3561
    @netherslayer3561 5 місяців тому +18

    9:55 I've seen enough of John Oliver's shenanigans to know where this was going in an instant

  • @janbounds911
    @janbounds911 5 місяців тому +233

    If the Prez has full immunity, why did Ford have to pardon Nixon, BEFORE he was even charged? Riddle me this, Batman! VOTE BLUE!!! 💙💙💙🥂🥂🥂

    • @renegade44040
      @renegade44040 5 місяців тому +16

      Yes, but from what I understand, a pardon is admission of guilt.

    • @thelonesomefisherman7425
      @thelonesomefisherman7425 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@renegade44040 You're correct.

    • @janbounds911
      @janbounds911 5 місяців тому +14

      @@renegade44040 Exactly. The question remains. VOTE BLUE!!!💙💙💙🥂🥂🥂

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 5 місяців тому +7

      In chumps case , wouldn’t it be more like , “riddle me this , fatman” ?

    • @janbounds911
      @janbounds911 5 місяців тому +4

      @@terryoquinn8199 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅

  • @Dr_Cole
    @Dr_Cole 5 місяців тому +17

    So good to have SC back at it! We missed you. Remember, the only good appendices were written by Tolkien and not set within our bodies 😮

  • @noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946
    @noyoutubeidontwanttotakeyo4946 5 місяців тому +3

    I once called Geico and got frustrated with the automated system and yelled "HUMAN" and it's response was "I believe you want to speak to a representative?" 😆

    • @user-zb7uh2ob1r
      @user-zb7uh2ob1r 3 місяці тому

      You were lucky. I've yelled "human!" lots of times without success.

  • @bohemianmiss6282
    @bohemianmiss6282 5 місяців тому +12

    All the money 💰 Those brave women deserve *all the money*

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 5 місяців тому +184

    Jack Smith is getting it done! Thank goodness.

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 5 місяців тому +2

      The guy is next level. Bashing Garland seems the norm, but I’m glad this is who he enlisted.

    • @lindaroundtree5396
      @lindaroundtree5396 5 місяців тому

      Jack Smith is on a time clock. He has to fry drumpf, go after the 146 criminals still in office in order to get back to other criminals in countries he left behind for this gig in saving America from the drumpf confederate clan🥴

    • @cherylfelix392
      @cherylfelix392 5 місяців тому

      FJS

  • @creativelife9871
    @creativelife9871 5 місяців тому +1

    I appreciate the throw back to The Colbert Report there at the end. 😂🤣 Those were the days and I miss them dearly. 😂

  • @witchypoorose5196
    @witchypoorose5196 5 місяців тому +1

    Colbert's impression of p tin rapping & scratching is HILARIOUS!
    😂🤣

  • @JillKnapp
    @JillKnapp 5 місяців тому +134

    Former Catholic here, but when Stephen sang that little snippet of "The King of Glory" (a hymn I haven't thought about in 40 years), I automatically sang the next line ("Open the gates before him, lift up your voices! Who is the king of glory, how shall we call him?" etc etc etc). It's amazing how songs stay embedded in your brain.

    • @norarivers2744
      @norarivers2744 5 місяців тому +12

      I did too!!!!

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 5 місяців тому +9

      Same!

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 5 місяців тому +11

      Yes. Music is life.

    • @samanthadrennan
      @samanthadrennan 5 місяців тому +8

      Google king of glory dance, you won't be disappointed 😂

    • @geoffoconnor3487
      @geoffoconnor3487 5 місяців тому +6

      Not as catchy as Gilly Gilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellenbogen By The Sea

  • @TheSocratease
    @TheSocratease 5 місяців тому +196

    Why claim immunity if you're innocent?

    • @veryberry39
      @veryberry39 5 місяців тому +24

      Like when he said that pleading the fifth means you're guilty of something...and then he pled the fifth.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 5 місяців тому +13

      @@veryberry39 Didn't he also say something along the lines of if someone is indicted they shouldn't be running for office?

    • @trm4life
      @trm4life 5 місяців тому +4

      Police officer to criminal "Why did you run if you didn't do anything?"

    • @Stickey14
      @Stickey14 5 місяців тому +2

      Good Question!

    • @Ravus_Sapiens
      @Ravus_Sapiens 5 місяців тому

      @@Stickey14 It *is* a good question, unfortunately, the answer is that the US justice system as a whole would likely be worse off without immunity clauses.

  • @faye2592
    @faye2592 5 місяців тому +2

    Bravo, Stephen! Bravo! 👏👏👏😄

  • @EvesRevenge
    @EvesRevenge 5 місяців тому +2

    So spot on and too funny!!! ❤

  • @OzzyInSpace
    @OzzyInSpace 5 місяців тому +362

    Literally a class act getting that website and putting links to reputable charitable organizations on it.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 5 місяців тому +17

      Great to hear it's operable but I can't get onto it. Firstly there was a message saying it looked like a suspicious site and do I really want to proceed, so I clicked yes, then there was nothing - since tried a few times, and nothing. Also tried tucker carlson's and that didn't even register. Anyway, kudos to Steven 😜😜

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand 5 місяців тому +48

      It’s such a John Oliver move 😂😂

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 5 місяців тому +4

      "Literally"

    • @hi-ougidemonfang
      @hi-ougidemonfang 5 місяців тому +19

      @@sheilaboston7051probably had more traffic than they could afford to handle. Like a ddos attack but with good intentions.

    • @trentonaustin3318
      @trentonaustin3318 5 місяців тому +10

      ​@@RuthBhmandI was thinking that EXACT same thing! 😂

  • @barbaramccoy7261
    @barbaramccoy7261 5 місяців тому +252

    If nixon could be prosecuted so can trump

    • @sshaw4429
      @sshaw4429 5 місяців тому +5

      Only we will get this one.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@Alice-xq3dnbut after he was out of office, he could have been prosecuted.

    • @margaretwordnerd5210
      @margaretwordnerd5210 5 місяців тому

      @Alice-xq3dn he was pardoned so fast, the DOJ never got close to bringing the case. Pardoned by the man he made president. Dolt 45 could have played it that way if he'd resigned, I'm sure Pence would have done it even after hiding from a lynch mob.

    • @HSR107
      @HSR107 5 місяців тому

      Nixon wasn't prosecuted. He was pardoned by Ford after he resigned.

    • @coalkey8019
      @coalkey8019 5 місяців тому +4

      Nixon at least had the wisdom to resign.

  • @eastcoastla612
    @eastcoastla612 5 місяців тому

    Yes! Can’t wait to check out that website! Genius and hilarious!

  • @lindaweber5599
    @lindaweber5599 5 місяців тому +1

    Stephan you are the funniest guy ever! Love you.

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 5 місяців тому +279

    Glad you're feeling better Stephen. And glad you're ɓack. We missed you!

    • @jkpupo1
      @jkpupo1 5 місяців тому

      Safe and effective

  • @tdsoldier3198
    @tdsoldier3198 5 місяців тому +257

    I'm glad you're feeling better Stephen. And I'm glad that Jack Smith is speeding up the work of Justice.

    • @jkpupo1
      @jkpupo1 5 місяців тому +5

      Safe and effective

    • @JusticeAlways
      @JusticeAlways 5 місяців тому +7

      Jack Smith deserves a medal for saving our country.
      🇺🇸👍

    • @mobobb3555
      @mobobb3555 5 місяців тому

      Your " justice " is guilty by a court of PUBLIC OPINION.
      Maybe actually hold your opinion at a minimum until this continued fiasco has been put forth within a trial setting and Mr. Trump is convicted LEGALLY ( if that can be done in NY State - with an overwhelming Democratic voting population ).

    • @nancygibson604
      @nancygibson604 5 місяців тому +1

      The supremes Roberts Court ,Roberts net income is 24 million 68 million in asset,crooked or not,I’d say so,and people on the streets and dying of hunger,what a dishonest court

  • @bonniespruin6369
    @bonniespruin6369 5 місяців тому +23

    Thank God you are alright after what you went through. This world needs you to lift them up out of the stress of this world! You rock!

  • @quincywilliams9860
    @quincywilliams9860 5 місяців тому +3

    The website is exceptional. Thanks, Stephen!

  • @kayalcorn9569
    @kayalcorn9569 5 місяців тому +11

    Right on, Steven! I went to the website & it rocks! Charity in Tuccums name - brilliant!

  • @0_44_4
    @0_44_4 5 місяців тому +632

    The Presidential win is not a free ticket to be a criminal.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 5 місяців тому +42

      Chump seems to think it is .

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra 5 місяців тому +39

      Otherwise Nixon would not have had to leave office.

    • @buyselltrade6270
      @buyselltrade6270 5 місяців тому +5

      Ask Biden about his daughter's diary and those inappropriate showers

    • @marileedriscoll2816
      @marileedriscoll2816 5 місяців тому +20

      You folks all have such vivid imaginations! And always something creepy and inappropriate òn your minds. It speaks volumes about your own psyches and the amount of projection ìn every statement is beyond psychotic.

    • @buyselltrade6270
      @buyselltrade6270 5 місяців тому +1

      @@marileedriscoll2816 I didn't imagine what Ashley Biden wrote and didn't imagine Ashley Biden writing about inappropriate showers with her father Joe Biden.

  • @earlybird256
    @earlybird256 5 місяців тому +5

    Back and cheekier than ever!!!! Grateful for your talent. The website is a beautiful idea. Great causes on there. WCK is doing amazing work. You are doing amazing work edutaining us Mr Colbert.

  • @billytheweasel
    @billytheweasel 5 місяців тому +2

    Colbert is golden.

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 5 місяців тому +35

    Glad your back Stephen ❤ the website troll is GENIUS 😅😂

    • @patriciadodd9412
      @patriciadodd9412 5 місяців тому +1

      I have missed a bit. What was Steven ill from?

    • @DneilB007
      @DneilB007 5 місяців тому

      @@patriciadodd9412His appendix burst during taping of a show a couple of weeks ago (the one with the chef who danced with him).

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 5 місяців тому +1

      @@patriciadodd9412 His appendix burst.

  • @sunnyinaspen
    @sunnyinaspen 5 місяців тому +62

    Thank you for making me giggle with all this madness in our world

  • @thunderousapplause
    @thunderousapplause 5 місяців тому +4

    Its been suggested his draft tweets were messages for other traitor collaborators, who had his PW and could read them for instructions.

  • @nicole127x
    @nicole127x 5 місяців тому +3

    Dang it's good to see him cavorting across the stage. He looks good as new!

  • @etienelamaine9392
    @etienelamaine9392 5 місяців тому +212

    Sir.. I salute you!! I had my appendix pop at 8 and thankfully I was taken care of.. YOU worked through it with two shows AND dancing!! You look amazing as always. Please thank evie for making sure WE ALL STILL HAVE YOU HERE

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 5 місяців тому +8

      What would he do without her?!! What would WE do without her?!!

    • @cultureal9544
      @cultureal9544 5 місяців тому

      Omg, Evie, you were Soooo close to freedom! So close!

  • @runnergo1398
    @runnergo1398 5 місяців тому +382

    If they say Trump cannot be convicted of any crime since he used to be President, that would give Dark Brandon the AOK to do whatever he wants to Trump.

    • @terryoquinn8199
      @terryoquinn8199 5 місяців тому +48

      I like the way you think !

    • @flangekiwi
      @flangekiwi 5 місяців тому +33

      Oh! My!
      I like the way you think!
      Let's go 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @bonniescanlan8772
      @bonniescanlan8772 5 місяців тому +45

      GO DARK BRANDON 😎

    • @bartbullock7817
      @bartbullock7817 5 місяців тому

      Runner go1398.. Just accept the fact, Donald trump is responsible for doing all of his "crimes"!!! The accountability all falls on djt's shoulders, Is stop deflecting.
      Nobody is working to shit in donald trump's salad bowl, Because donald trump needs no help (zero) to achieve guilt !!!!
      One man's ability to get his own foot, That far down his own mouth, It is epic legendary status, It is all of his own making, You can deny accountability all you want to, Especially since your"cult leader" Has lived a life of zero accountability, For any laws that he is broken, Way before he ever made it to capital hill.
      Sheep..... What can you do???

    • @unpunnyfuns
      @unpunnyfuns 5 місяців тому +11

      gonna be hard getting those red ketchup stains out of the oval office carpets.

  • @ruthieristich7998
    @ruthieristich7998 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for being so hilarious.

  • @AbcdNil799
    @AbcdNil799 5 місяців тому +8

    Thanks, Sir, for your courageously honest comedy. We can learn from it and try to improve our miserable self too where it resonates. 🙏More power to you.

  • @colleenclements5715
    @colleenclements5715 5 місяців тому +15

    Dumping Donnie . . . I feel a pretty BIG clog coming on -- Hilarious -- the whole monolog😂 💯

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 5 місяців тому +526

    Donnie and the GOP want power and don't care how they get it... not just breaking rules and laws, but also hearts, minds and souls... Vote Blue 💙

    • @agrippalii3479
      @agrippalii3479 5 місяців тому +15

      And lives !

    • @deadhumansallofthem2457
      @deadhumansallofthem2457 5 місяців тому +1

      Since Rome never fell

    • @ely4935
      @ely4935 5 місяців тому +13

      And families!!!!

    • @daveedwards1257
      @daveedwards1257 5 місяців тому +9

      …and dividing families ✌️🥹

    • @ariaafshar4212
      @ariaafshar4212 5 місяців тому +15

      We should do everything we can to make sure Trump never becomes president again.

  • @Justusson
    @Justusson 5 місяців тому +2

    9:53 This is why I love Colbert so much,..
    💕💖💗💘💕

  • @annala2956
    @annala2956 5 місяців тому

    The "Strangers With Candy" liturgical dance!!!! My favorite Colbert moment of all time!

  • @ploopower89
    @ploopower89 5 місяців тому +6

    Colbert doing a John Oliver with that website stealing lmao

  • @tombrayton4412
    @tombrayton4412 5 місяців тому +43

    I guess no one told trump to throw away his burner phones

  • @amydavis4945
    @amydavis4945 5 місяців тому

    Stephen, you have out-done yourself!!! I LOVE what you did with the new website - I won't give it away in comments, folks will just have to watch this video to see what I'm talking about. But KUDOS on you!!!!

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270
    @encarnacionvillazana3270 5 місяців тому

    Lol
    "You fall out of window, in amazing way"!!

  • @hollygravitt388
    @hollygravitt388 5 місяців тому +244

    "For $0 a month you can never watch Tucker Carlson again!" I'm sold, sir. That sounds like a great idea.

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 5 місяців тому +12

      Hah! A bargain at twice the price! Count me in!

    • @nickiemcnichols5397
      @nickiemcnichols5397 5 місяців тому +5

      I’m in!

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 5 місяців тому +4

      That was great

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 5 місяців тому +1

      @@mizzury54 Brown 25 from Uranus 💩 It has the strength of steel,
      The flexibility of rubber and the nutritional value of beef stew!

    • @30skillz
      @30skillz 5 місяців тому +1

      But you'll watch this shill

  • @halloran537
    @halloran537 5 місяців тому +172

    "Or for zero dollars you can never have to watch Tucker Carlson again." has got to be one of the greatest deals ever.

    • @Jacqueline_Thijsen
      @Jacqueline_Thijsen 5 місяців тому +10

      I think there are many people willing to actually pay for that 😂

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 5 місяців тому

      @@Jacqueline_Thijsen How many streaming channels can an idiot pay for and still have enough money to send to Mango Mussolini, or buy NFT's? 🤣

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese 5 місяців тому +3

      I’ll take that deal every day of the week - and twice on Tuesdays!

    • @UnexpectedDanger
      @UnexpectedDanger 5 місяців тому +2

      The real art of the deal

    • @susankeith326
      @susankeith326 5 місяців тому

      ​@Need2know1123Tucker himself actually said he i

  • @marywelch7778
    @marywelch7778 5 місяців тому +1

    Bahaha! Colbert pulled a John Oliver move getting that website n I love it! 😂

  • @jeffrylyon
    @jeffrylyon 5 місяців тому +1

    Awesome Stephen thank you! From down here in Texas!

  • @danwallach8826
    @danwallach8826 5 місяців тому +12

    Watch out for your stitches, Stephen!

  • @kingace6186
    @kingace6186 5 місяців тому +13

    LMFAO The website was gold. I loved the energy of tonight's show.

  • @WhereShallWeGoToday
    @WhereShallWeGoToday 5 місяців тому +2

    Draft tweets weren't shown publicly, BUT could be seen by anyone with access to his account. They could then be deleted.

  • @High_Alpha
    @High_Alpha 5 місяців тому +13

    It's sad that these lawyers don't have the gumption or integrity to inform their client that "I'm sorry sir, but that simply is NOT how the law works.". Then again anyone who agrees to actually represent him now has had more than enough warning of what a ****storm they are stepping into.
    Maybe he should represent himself, since every legal argument he cons his legal team into trying isn't based in law anyway... that would be a pay per view comedy special.
    Buyer beware America. If you give him the keys to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave again, I'm not sure you are ever getting them back.

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 5 місяців тому

      Yup and when they are done with Donald the most definitely need to get rid of the biggest embarrassment the Biden crime family

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 5 місяців тому

      they

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 5 місяців тому

      Well in a twist LOL Biden pardons Trump, stating he wants to defeat him fairly for Presidency 2024

  • @williamedward1666
    @williamedward1666 5 місяців тому +56

    So, I checked, and the site is mainly donation links for charities. By far the best thing Tucker Carlson’s name has ever been associated with.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 5 місяців тому +5

      As long as he doesn't get the credit for it.

    • @BUILDanAMERICAthatputPEOPLE1st
      @BUILDanAMERICAthatputPEOPLE1st 5 місяців тому

      It is a grift. Just like the tramp cancer foundation did not give all the proceeds to children with cancer, f*cker carson will most likely pull a bannon - build the wall scheme and pocket the donations

  • @blipmachine
    @blipmachine 5 місяців тому +61

    Can confirm my favorite ad-free streaming service is not watching Tucker Carlson

    • @engineeringartist4801
      @engineeringartist4801 5 місяців тому +6

      I'm on the annual plan. Don't watch for a year at a time, then renew.

  • @user-om4wm4ky9h
    @user-om4wm4ky9h 5 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂 Orville Redenbigot. Love it

  • @enriquemartinez6510
    @enriquemartinez6510 5 місяців тому +1

    Always Great News with Stephen Colbert. God bless you my bro. We love you man!🇺🇸💙🗣️👤👥🙏🏻🙏🏽

  • @anitawebster9450
    @anitawebster9450 5 місяців тому +81

    Watching this alone in my apartment & bursting into laughter seeing Stephen dancing off camera & across the screen again 🤣🤣🤣 this is Life! 💙

    • @VictorKelly-ms6so
      @VictorKelly-ms6so 5 місяців тому

      yup just like the prancing troop at the Biden's residence... but why?

  • @savannahm.laurentian1286
    @savannahm.laurentian1286 5 місяців тому +7

    "The people out there won't understand..." Are you serious? The King of Glory video is kept at the ready to watch Stephen's contagious silliness!👏

  • @degreaseLLC
    @degreaseLLC 5 місяців тому

    Absolutely brilliant Stephen!

  • @TheOneFreakservo
    @TheOneFreakservo 5 місяців тому +3

    He has 'draft tweets'? The man has such an itchy trigger-finger that he hits 'send' before he realizes he covfefe--
    (The man probably has never used a 'backspace' key in his life.)

  • @paulgrieger8182
    @paulgrieger8182 5 місяців тому +168

    Thank you, Stephen for keeping us all sane.

    • @mindysmith4645
      @mindysmith4645 5 місяців тому +1

      Keep us laughing!

    • @ElijahMendiola
      @ElijahMendiola 5 місяців тому

      You clown makeup is showing

    • @BobbyDon8
      @BobbyDon8 5 місяців тому +1

      All the sane people loved the vax-scene.

    • @theegrumble
      @theegrumble 5 місяців тому

      You & your fellow clueless are the furthest thing from sane. Men can get pregnant much?🐑

    • @lesliechow1974
      @lesliechow1974 4 місяці тому

      🤨😑

  • @happyninjafighter2
    @happyninjafighter2 5 місяців тому +11

    Tucker doing the borscht dance is too good!

  • @martinw28703
    @martinw28703 5 місяців тому

    “Orville Redanbigot”
    HILARIOUS!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 5 місяців тому +408

    So Trump's lawyers are saying he's immune from crimes because he was President? Yeah, tell that to Nixon. At least Tricky Dick had the decency to resign.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 5 місяців тому +44

      And then, unfortunately, Ford pardoned him - one of the biggest mistakes in American history.

    • @thesilverhedgehog
      @thesilverhedgehog 5 місяців тому

      Nixon was, in all reliable historical accounts, a shrewd but amoral bastard, and just a basically pretty rotten person. But now he looks like a dignified statesman by comparison.

    • @Vincent-fo7xp
      @Vincent-fo7xp 5 місяців тому +24

      The GOP went to Nixon and told him he was through. That is why he resigned..

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand 5 місяців тому

      @@Vincent-fo7xp exactly!
      Drumfy has sadly convinced a lot of conservatives to keep on backing his orange a$$ up. The fools🤬

    • @Alex.smiffy
      @Alex.smiffy 5 місяців тому +15

      @@sheilaboston7051 and anyone with absolute immunity would not need a pardon.

  • @milosterwheeler2520
    @milosterwheeler2520 5 місяців тому +4

    So good to see you dancing around again!

  • @harrymoreau7855
    @harrymoreau7855 5 місяців тому

    That is one of your best shows. Absolutely.

  • @pld4444
    @pld4444 5 місяців тому

    OWNED! Steven...Brilliance prononified1

  • @norarivers2744
    @norarivers2744 5 місяців тому +86

    Well played on snagging Tucker's website name, well played👏🏽🇺🇲

    • @TallboyDave
      @TallboyDave 5 місяців тому +14

      Especially since that really feels more like a John Oliver trick, yeah.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 5 місяців тому +5

      I just popped over their--it's all donations to really worthy causes. Colbert is a great man.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@TallboyDaveThey probably played rock paper scissors for it.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 5 місяців тому +111

    Draft Tweets? you mean Trump has GBs of tweets he wrote but never posted? Oh sweet merciful Jesus

    • @bakedpotato7858
      @bakedpotato7858 5 місяців тому +12

      Now I'm thinking back about some of my 1st drafts, and I can't wait to hear what that psycho thought were too bad to post

    • @thesparkster
      @thesparkster 5 місяців тому

      Draft tweets are used to send messages to other people who have access to the same twitter account. They can view the drafts but since they aren't published, no one else sees them. Drug dealers use this method. One account with draft messages and multiple people log onto it and read them. I read somewhere that three phones were accessing Trumps twitter account, so this is big.

    • @whoseturnisit9733
      @whoseturnisit9733 5 місяців тому

      No as I posted before.- criminals use the drafts to communicate. If each person involved has log ins of the other participants in the insurrection they can use the drafts to read messages through Twitter without them being on screen. Hope that is clear. Although there may be mistakes, many, that’s not what they were being used for. Musk tried to fight through your courts to stop the judiciary having access but he lost. So there is loads of evidence on those phones especially Trumps showing his part in the insurrection in minute detail.
      If your Supreme Court gives Trump any amount of immunity it will show their complicity, so I of that happens I’d be making sure I have a bug out bag ready to flee the country should Trump be voted in or allowed to still walk free threatening all who don’t kiss his feet.

    • @jarrodbright5231
      @jarrodbright5231 5 місяців тому +5

      Yeah they're the ones where he accidentally said the truth

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 5 місяців тому +4

      @@jarrodbright5231 or even worse things like trying to declare martial law by tweet

  • @am2320LG
    @am2320LG 5 місяців тому +1

    Stephen's back!‼🎶🎵👍👍👍👍👍👍Funnier than EVER!!😂😅😅😁😆😄

  • @sidehustlerelief680
    @sidehustlerelief680 5 місяців тому +1

    “Representative, representative, Hugh-man bee- ing” 😂 that’s me all day

  • @SNUPE_FOXX92
    @SNUPE_FOXX92 5 місяців тому +5

    “Orville Redenbigot” is bananas 💀

  • @chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586
    @chandradattjagdeowwe4lifeb586 5 місяців тому +15

    Watching from Guyana!!!
    Love me some Colbert 🥰

  • @yrb5512
    @yrb5512 5 місяців тому +1

    'Orville Redenbigot' 😂😂😂

  • @grumpydave7329
    @grumpydave7329 5 місяців тому +88

    Chrump is literally trying the "Sovreign Citizen!" defense.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 5 місяців тому +4

      IS HE BEING DETAINED??

    • @kingalfred2014
      @kingalfred2014 5 місяців тому +3

      GOLD FRINGE ON THE COURT FLAG

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 5 місяців тому +1

      MARITIME LAW

    • @grumpydave7329
      @grumpydave7329 5 місяців тому

      lol@@kingayy9267

    • @user-tn3qf1gg1j
      @user-tn3qf1gg1j 5 місяців тому +4

      Except he's not a sovereign even though that's his Schick to fool the gullible and deplorable.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 5 місяців тому +84

    Vote Blue to save democracy.
    Vote Blue to protect women's reprotective rights. Vote blue to protect LGBTQ rights. Vote Blue to protect our children. Vote Blue to keep this country from becoming a dictatorship. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 5 місяців тому +1

      basically vote against christian nationalism.

    • @amberandrews6842
      @amberandrews6842 5 місяців тому +3

      Yes.

    • @ely4935
      @ely4935 5 місяців тому +4

      Definitely 🎉🎉🎉

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 5 місяців тому +6

      And for the environment. Trump's stated policy is, quote: "drill, drill, drill".

    • @lindaroundtree5396
      @lindaroundtree5396 5 місяців тому

      I don't agree with practices of a lot of people but NEVER have I felt the RIGHT to infringe upon other people's right to go Hell for their CHOICES🙏

  • @mikekolokowsky
    @mikekolokowsky 5 місяців тому +1

    Being contacted by a representative of your former criminal employer AT THE GYM sends that “creepy stalker” vibe as a banner headline.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 5 місяців тому +1

    *Stephen Colbert has done a John Oliver with that website purchase, and I am so proud of him!!!!* 🙌🏽 👏 😀

  • @deborahmoshier-dunn6269
    @deborahmoshier-dunn6269 5 місяців тому +9

    "The King of Glory Comes, the Nation Rejoices!" Will be in my head for a week now, lol! I wanna know how that came up in the audience before camera-roll! ❤

  • @judithbradford9130
    @judithbradford9130 5 місяців тому +19

    Given that Zelenskyy won a tango championship, maybe we ought to replace the electoral college with a tango dance-off. It's said to reveal character better than any other dance :)

  • @doloresweatherspoon-bb4ul
    @doloresweatherspoon-bb4ul 5 місяців тому

    You're the best, S. Colbert 😊.

  • @user-do2ev2hr7h
    @user-do2ev2hr7h 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm flabbergasted at the idea that there are draft tweets given the state of the ones that are put out for public consumption.

  • @Miimisky
    @Miimisky 5 місяців тому +76

    Great show tonight and I’m very happy and thank God you’re back and well Uncle Stephen❤❤❤❤🙏🏼✝️🥰♥️♥️🥰🥰

    • @LiamLightwolf
      @LiamLightwolf 5 місяців тому

      ✝️🛐
      AMEN! PRAISE GOD! 🙏🕊️🤟😊
      ✝️🛐

  • @marya.8980
    @marya.8980 5 місяців тому +28

    Thank God. In this life there is Stephen Colbert💙🌸

  • @sheiladodds4186
    @sheiladodds4186 5 місяців тому

    Awesome show tonight Mr. Colbert. Keep doing what you're doing. LMAO from BC Canada

  • @jennieshepherd5845
    @jennieshepherd5845 5 місяців тому

    Absolutely LOVE this guy!

  • @something64
    @something64 5 місяців тому +4

    What a great website! Donate to any/all of “tuckers” causes

  • @vanzc7920
    @vanzc7920 5 місяців тому +34

    So happy Stephen is back and is okay. Listen to your wife, Steve.

  • @SDU2023
    @SDU2023 5 місяців тому +1

    One of the best ever.

  • @itsajahthing
    @itsajahthing 5 місяців тому

    Welcome back, Stephen. So glad you made it!

  • @anoniemuss824
    @anoniemuss824 5 місяців тому +756

    Seeking immunity is basically the same as admitting guilt but without the consequences. Trump knows he’s guilty AF.

    • @Fatdog-Dakind
      @Fatdog-Dakind 5 місяців тому

      If the Supreme Court Pimp's give full immunity to Trump, then Biden can do anything he wants too RIGHT ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 5 місяців тому +57

      He’s not running for president he’s running FROM prison!

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 5 місяців тому +40

      ​@jcoopes5604
      Exactly:
      They're not prosecuting him during a campaign, he's trying to campaign while being rightfully, legally prosecuted. He should not be allowed to run for office.

    • @boybrushedred18
      @boybrushedred18 5 місяців тому

      Lol look at how these morons think. Trump has done NOTHING wrong. He's been investigated for seven straight years and you have nothing on him. Meanwhile Biden takes money from Ukraine and uses his position as vice president to get someone fired in Ukraine and you guys don't care.
      Please stop thinking and talking. You guys are so clueless.

    • @gwilymyddraig
      @gwilymyddraig 5 місяців тому

      If he gets/had immunity (which will/didn't ever happen) That means Joe Biden can do whatever he wants, right?

  • @ariktrejos
    @ariktrejos 5 місяців тому +11

    Best 'news anchor' ever!!! ❤