Daz Watches PSA Commercial
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- Опубліковано 14 вер 2018
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How to not die:
1. Dont stick your hand in things
2. Dont lift heavy things
3. Dont be stupid
4. Communicate with your coworkers
Aquaz Art basically use common sense😂
TTV_sweteyfish Fortnite gameing says the one who can’t spell “just”
TTV_sweteyfish Fortnite gameing yeah sure nice excuse
Actually 1: communicate
Aquaz Art the easiest way to not die is to stay in your room because every single thing can kill you no matter what it fucking is
The first one doesn’t look ugly, she looks more badass tbh
True
She looks like craytos
Fr she looks badass
She looks like the protagonist of a hit series.
She looks like the kid who can stop eating crayons like that's so hard
Mans arm gets crushed
Ad: My PerIOd gOEs BEyOnD PAIN.
Idkw, that’s really funny
omg I get that ad all the time. I mock it like "my period goes beyond pain" "well MY PERIOD is an EXCLAMATION point!"
Yesss 😂😂😂😂😂
It says it’s helps but it doesn’t and when I’m on my period and have to watch that ad it’s makes me more pissed
Although periods hurt like hell, I’m not sure crushing an arm is the same.
What i have learned:
1: dont cut bread
2: dont go construction
3: dont touch hot water
COPIED.
1 is soo dumb
@@_.thealtbutton._3483 My mom once was cutting bread with a knife on her hand because she wanted to do it quickly and she cut too deeply into the bread and it went on her finger
@@_.thealtbutton._3483 you can guess what happened next
@@dontcommitarson her whole fucking arm was cut off?
*"better hope there's a life guard at that pool before I drown your ass"*
~Daz 2018~
RIP me, coz I died.
Yo was good kiki
I read that as daz said it 😂
@@Puralz Yo wassup? 😅😂
@@paige-6303 I let out the ugliest laugh when he said it😂😂
Same
"If your not sure, ask" Daz: OR DON'T PUT YOUR ARM IN MACHINE!!!!
Lisa Claud more like DONT 👏 PUT 👏 YOUR 👏 ARM 👏 IN 👏 A 👏 MACHINE
@@qeuroa4780 Your right
He actually said hand, haha :)
@@qeuroa4780 just as I read your comment he said it
Love this guy😅😅❤
Right after the guy got crushed by that machine I got an “Arby’s, we have the meats!” Ad
OHHHHHHHHHH MY GODD.
LOL that is so messed up what the f***?
Oh noooo 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AHAHAH that would work well, arby's going out of buisness
I cringed/cried/laughed. That's so terrible... But so well timed...
I literally can’t rn 😂😂 his reactions absolutely cured every inch of my mental illness 😂
Oli
Commercial : if ur not sure , ask
Daz : or 👏🏻 how 👏🏻 about 👏🏻 dont 👏🏻 stick 👏🏻 ur 👏🏻 hand 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 MACHINE
Lmao imagine having a *hand*
@@antenmanakhelo
Having*
@@Z4yz4y not you agian
I read that as soon as he said it 😂😂
yeah ppl dont help him cuz their stupid
Daz:THAT👏IT👏IM👏OUT👏
Marielynn Chamhi daz it
😂😂😂
Me when the teacher gives out homework for the weekend
AHAHAHAHAHA I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT! I was going to comment this but I didnt want to steal
🤣😂
Daz: "I'm not messing with a machine that goes RATATATATATAA"
RATATATAA
when I was 11 just starting high school, in my first cookery class, our teacher showed us that last video to drive home the point of how dangerous kitchens can be. it was effective as hell and that video still pops up in my nightmares every few years.
the legends say this was because she also had it stuck in her head and wanted to share the pain
why were u going to high school at 11
highschool
"I'm about to get into a terrible accident"
"THEN QUIT! " lmao
Boi
Boi
Boi
Boi
jeanette Dunphy that one made me laugh soooo hard😂😂
woman screaming bloody freaking murder....
guy: "there's been an accident!"
yeah...we know
Its 777
Damn he can sing- way better than me too XD
That: hEeEEeElLlLl nOoOoO was so good!
*guy gets crushed by one ton pounds of metal bars.*
My mind: don’t even worry he’s got a helmet on it’s all ganna be ok 0_0
*What I've learned:*
*NO construction*
*NO factories*
*NO kitchens*
*NO cutting bread*
Christine Gentz ALSO NO LONG SLEEVES
Than how am I supposed to make my gamer boy a sandwich..
@@frogtoad6249 sorry bro. No more sandwiches :'(
I used to work in a bakery and I had to deal with this exact machine everyday. Sometimes my fellow coworkers pushed the bread just like that girl (when bread is fresh it's kinda squishy inside and it cant be sliced). Holy shit I was on edge seeing that and now after all those PSAs I get freaking anxious even thinking about it.
@@p0lyblank good thing nobody lost anything 😳
“She gonna fall in a chip frier”
I’m dying 🤣
I read it as he said it 😆
Chelsi Shadow that happened to me
Chelsi Shadow same
I’m ur 700th like
@@vexshadow7936 that happens to me ALL the time 😂😭
8:35 "I'm not messing with a machine that goes gratatatatata"
even where daz stopped them i felt physical pain in my heart for each accident
// if you’re not sure, ask //
Daz: OR DONT 👏 PUT👏 YOUR👏HAND👏INTO👏A👏MACHINE👏
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Is this like starting to become a chain of ppl just saying lmao or what😂😂
YOUR 👏 USERNAME 👏 IS 👏 AWSOME 👏
“She’s gonna fall in a chip fryer or some shit” 😂😭😭😭😭
Lizzy Regi haahhahha
I saw this comment as soon as he said that😂
Elissa Delk 𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗵
Jim jam The 4th 𝗶 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 😂🤣
Jim jam The 4th 𝗶 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 😂🤣
9:46... I thought my internet was having problems-
Daz says " He got the point" when the nail went into the guys eye. He literally meant the Point
Girl: *inserts her finger into machine*
Daz: *sings* “oooooooohhhhhhhhh”
(8:54)
Ooooooooohhhhhhh heeelll naaaahh
Sorry but,ooooooohhhhhh I’m walking on sunshine😂😂😂
But like when he sang, he literally sounded good😃😂
This is on 666 I can’t like it 😩
"Oh no I'm not messing with a machine that grrrraattttat"😂
from how many times i turned my phone off watching this makes me look crazy
0:53 I think ppl with eyes like that are cool and idk why
Well I'm never going back to work
If your not sure, ask.😅
I'm never getting a job
Eeehhhh honey plz be safe oh my goodness
Welp ima quit my job now
"She's gonna fall in a chip fryer or some shit"
2018 quote of the year
The last psa: let me introduce myself 👍
Love how so much of this Daz wasn’t aloud to post on UA-cam, but it can be cast on Australian national television in between family friday movie night.
There’s a Network Rail PSA called “hit or miss”. I’ve worked on the railway for almost three years now, and it still gets me. It still gets some of my colleagues that have worked on the railway 20+ years. A fatality is something we never, EVER want to deal with. A near miss can be just as scarring! The video is aimed at Network Rail staff, but it makes for informative viewing for people who use the railway. Please, when a member of railway staff or another passenger tells you to get back, etc - listen! We care about you and your safety.
*"ok kids what have we learnt today?"*
...
*tO nEvEr LeAvE oUr bEdS-*
Actually a lot of people die in their bed😊
I ruined it lmao😂
Learned*
Yes sirr
Your fan can fall on you
“it doesn’t hurt if you don’t put your hand in” 😂😂
No shit
honestly..
This has been in my recommend for ages and the thumbnail makes me
MEGA
✨ *UNCOMFY* ✨
I would probably say most of the PSA’s that involve driving are probably in Florida because we possibly have the worst drivers you’ve ever seen in your life down here
nah, heaps are australian. there's a huge stress on safe driving due to the sheer amount of deaths caused by drunk driving
"THAT'S IT I'M OUT"
Literally me EVERY time I watch splatter horror movies.
Charlie Angels me when i step 1 cm
into school property
That was me when that one scene in jigsaw where that guy pushed that girl into the needle pile came on
DON'T 👏 PUT 👏 YOUR 👏 HAND 👏 IN 👏 A 👏 MACHINE 👏
The best comment ever mate
Omg I read this just as he said it😵
Itz Dara Oof
No i love the comment, it reminds me of Daz cringing out XD even reminds Daz of Daz as he hearted the comment. Bleach the anime is good though
10 seconds into each video
Daz: their dead
Guy: falls and boiling water goes on his face. Me and Daz: JUMPING MOTHER OF GOD
You know if my sleeve got stuck on that, I would be taking that shirt off so fast, instead of just tugging on it.
Noob101 init🤣xx
Noob101 EXACTLY
I'm not good will button up shirts.. ..
I'd be dead
IKR
honestly at 3:06 i was physically mad like "if that finger goes back I swear to G O D"
*Government:* “work from home”
*me:* *cuts hand off with machine*
At home? A operational machine at home? Huh.
You could fall off your sofa
legofanninjexo 55 take a joke
*burns face with toaster*
I told myself I should watch this again to get over my dear but literally as soon as I started with the guys hand getting crushed I was like ✨ooohh hell naaah✨
8:44 That interruption got me so good
Daz in vine: why do girls clap they’re hands when they talk to me?
Daz on UA-cam: HOW👏 ABOUT 👏U DONT 👏PUT YOUR 👏HANDS 👏IN A 👏MACHINE👏
5:10
"Im not messing with a machine that grrrra-ta-ta-ta-tas"
Cops:911 what's your emergency?
Woman:I hear gun shots!
Cops:what do they sound like?
Woman:ra ta ta ta ta!!!!
Words to live by, you gotta admit.
Nomster Animates 😂😂
Joshua Torres I’m in the shop grrrr-ratatata
Because they're in the ghetto. Grrata ta ta
the amount of funerals i had to have just because daz leaves me dead every time😂
Me and Daz on this one I feel kinda light headed and that’s with him editing it I thank him for doing what he did it would been way worse if he did not mad respect for you daz!!!
I’m not messing with a machine that goes KRATATATATA!
When
@@kcrakestraw3680 8:36
these PSAs are literally just forgotten Final Destination scenes
i was thinking the same thing
Exo-l? And yessss!!! 😂
sadly though that are 100% possible and true and even happen on a regular basis.... I work with computers and wish I still didn't now what de-gloving is
OMG yess
(愛と夢の風)AiToYumeNoKaze HUH😂
Plot twist: Daz is all of the people in the commercials.
Girl: *gets her finger chopped of*
Dad: ooohhhh heelll nah! Merry motha of the lord!
Note to self:
*DON'T GET A JOB*
Yes just be a UA-camr like Das
No just don't be stupid when your at work
THESPAG BOI *you’re*
Your name is SPAG boy as well
Is this my English teacher?
OR 👏 DONT 👏 PUT 👏 YOUR 👏 HAND👏 IN 👏 A👏MACHINE👏
Who said meme review
Default Skin no one lol
Marvel_Edits so 👏🏻 sad 👏🏻
RIGHT WHEN HE SAID IT I READ JT 🤣😂
BOY HE SHOULD WEAR LONG SLEEVES THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE SMH
Is it bad I burst out laughing at the third one. It was so fast and I didn’t expect it
Anyone else skip the gore and just flick through Daz’s reactions? 😂
"Seen enough?"
Daz, internally: YES.
Daz, eternally: YES.
Daz, internally: YES.
Daz outwardly: YES IM DONE
“I dont mess with a machine that goes KRATATATATA”🤣🤣🤣
Bruh don't ruin the video while I'm still watching
I think that machine was in the ghetto
@@lemonit8958 PFFF LOL
"Hey Jim!"
"Yeah?"
"Take care of that thing."
"Ok" *proceeds to back up into a shelf*
The look of pure terror on Dazs face 😂
LINDA!! *LINDA!!*
When u read while u see it
Oh my flakocfknexjfk kxnfkrkoakwnfk goooood !!!!!!!!!! He hearted my comment 🤯
👏L👏i👏n👏d👏a👏
“He’s just gonna drop it and just die” I’m crying🤣🤣😂
Ellie mae Thomas I'm so jealous! U got a heart by the one and only😱
I’ve laughed at every single one of these compilations my god I’m cold hearted 🤣
Daz: I’m out! I’m out!
Also Daz: continues watching for 8 more mins
Now why is there just a giant jug labeled “poison” in the kitchen?
Digby Diggle trueeeee
Maybe to clean things or for rats who try o steal food
Lmao I was the 69th like
@@stelaistefanova hmm that could be it.
Digby Diggle oven cleaner is a poison
Daz: I ain’t messing with that machine ratatatata
I'm in the guetto ratatatata
@@natelloyd5005 no just stop
@@jamesmatthews8648 no 😂
@@natelloyd5005 😂😂😂 just no
Its Lloyd ghetto* and pls stop
*boiling water spills on guy*
“The names shoto todoroki”
I’m sorry 🤣
Amazing
not funny man. time and place.
@@choccymilkconnoisseur2775 ok??? Also this was 6 months ago tf u replying for rn
When the last girl slipped the subtitles for me said *Slips and dies* 💀😭
Sameness lolss
What I’ve learnt:
1: don’t put your hand in things
2: don’t work
3: don’t be an asshole according to daz
PSA guy: *shoots self in eye*
Daz: "He's got the point"
Me: "He's literally got the point"
Calm down it is only a joke lucy
@@lucycooper520 no one likes the kind of comment you did either
Oh please. There are worse ones even badder than these.
I full screen the scary vids WITH headphones cranked up. Way more fun to get scared with Daz. Keep up the scary games, man. I been enjoying them. Jump scares and all. Ha!
Also congrats on being a voice in that alien game.
How the hell did I get through this without being Grossed out
When Daz was making predictions I was getting really nervous😂
People dying
Category
ENTERTAINMENT
Doo doo fart
Read the botom of my comment
Oh im suprised btw u wasted ur time
I keep on laughing at some
literally America
@@OsmosisJonesWB 's o is your muūm
Watching the original ads in entirety gives Daz's reactions some valuable context. He cut out the most disturbing stuff! 😅
the thing i love about daz he turns anything scary to something funny
Daz: He's dead
me: nope *looks away*
Daz: yep he's dead
Thanks for convincing me why I should stay in my room forever
Katz mfCat yup I will from now on live in my room.
You know one thing I’ve noticed in half of these ads is that there’s no emergency stop buttons, so that’s on the manufacturers not that he couldn’t get help or ask whatever the hell they’re trying to get over to us.
"Thank you for making me watch that. I'm glad torturing me is part of your daily entertainment" 😂Daz you are literally one of my favorite people.
How to not get an injury at work:
*dont go to work*
Yesssss
Exactly
👏 woohoo
Dont get hired
Coco_The_HamHam - we cant do anything outside
moral of the story : stay inside
Fact: Living donation increases the existing organ supply.
omg so my friend has a private story on snapchat called the yee to your yaw but i was like wtf does yee yaw mean? so i asked the to change it to the yee to your haw and i encourage you to do the same.
Says the cow
Stay in one spot
I was the 160 liker I love my self now 😁
I don't life at the situation but I laugh because of daz's facial expressions
omg i LOVE these i was laughing the hole way through! XD
“I used to work in A factory”
“I used to work in a building site”
WHERE HAVEN’T YOU WORKED?!
In a place that's not dangerous that's what
At an adult site
Maybe he was building a factory...
At a grocery store
How To Draw a car dealership
She’s gonna fall in a chip frier
-Daz 2019
Boi dat weird
GamerBoy537 fuck off gamerboy
Why does daz make these so funny
The one where all the stuff falls on him man I couldn’t help but laugh 😂 too funny 😂
Why is there poison in the kitchen? Gordon would not agree
No, Gordon be saying "oh so have fucking enough time and money to get fucking poison, but not enough TO GET THE LAMB SAUCE"
It wasn’t poison it was cooking oil
Banana Bankhead I don’t think cooking oil would burn you eyes. It was probably some kind of kind of drain de-clogger or some kind of acid
@@Linkin-2603 sort of it looks like a cleaner liquid
Linkin2603 it said poison on it and it’s most likely for bugs and germs
*Who else feels a bit of the pain when you watch someone else getting hurt?* 😓😓🤢🤢🤕🤒
Nope, I just think thank fk it's not me
That is me always
Nah love it
I
Me
*me in maths when my math teacher makes the equation even harder*
3:06
Daz please do more, your reactions to these are so meme material
8:35 “Oh no i ain’t messing with the machine gratatatatat” HAHAH that’s hilarious
“Oh god she’s in the kitchen she’s gonna fall in the chip fryer”😂😂😂
That is not funny
BeCca SlaYz 😂 🤣 😆
What exactly is funny about that and is there some joke I'm missing
I think it was funny
Not Funny
Ngl I couldn’t stop laughing through this- I found it hilarious
Daz: 👏 “DON’T PUT YOUR HAND IN A MACHINE, HOW ABOUT THAT !” 😆
I’m not trying to be disrespectful, but the girl at the beginning looked like a badass super hero or a protagonist in a scifi movie with that scar and white eye
She looked awesome in my opinion, I don't understand why people give shit to people with scars
@@dominicjeffrey9477 exactly scars mean you have benn through things not that you caused them
8:50 GOD DAMN DAZ SINGS LIKE DON DOKKEN THEM VOCALS WERE GOOD AF DAZ!❤
I never go work in a factory while im reacting these poor ppl this is like final destination
I don’t want a job now.
Me fucking neither
sKahara I love the pic bro 😂
me and you both. especially when the finger fucking bends upwards.
Same bitch (hello Beebo)
So I guess I'ma be working at frys as a cashier I'm not trying to do disssss