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КОМЕНТАРІ • 19 тис.

  • @lisaclark6643
    @lisaclark6643 6 років тому +2598

    "If your not sure, ask" Daz: OR DON'T PUT YOUR ARM IN MACHINE!!!!

    • @qeuroa4780
      @qeuroa4780 5 років тому +35

      Lisa Claud more like DONT 👏 PUT 👏 YOUR 👏 ARM 👏 IN 👏 A 👏 MACHINE

    • @lisaclark6643
      @lisaclark6643 5 років тому +7

      @@qeuroa4780 Your right

    • @Foxgurloli
      @Foxgurloli 5 років тому +2

      He actually said hand, haha :)

    • @Xxtanorius
      @Xxtanorius 5 років тому +1

      @@qeuroa4780 just as I read your comment he said it

    • @danoooo341
      @danoooo341 5 років тому

      Love this guy😅😅❤

  • @Aqua_Gemstone
    @Aqua_Gemstone 4 роки тому +3919

    How to not die:
    1. Dont stick your hand in things
    2. Dont lift heavy things
    3. Dont be stupid
    4. Communicate with your coworkers

    • @rfxstudios9481
      @rfxstudios9481 4 роки тому +53

      Aquaz Art basically use common sense😂

    • @xroselynnx
      @xroselynnx 4 роки тому +8

      TTV_sweteyfish Fortnite gameing says the one who can’t spell “just”

    • @xroselynnx
      @xroselynnx 4 роки тому +3

      TTV_sweteyfish Fortnite gameing yeah sure nice excuse

    • @ajnejad1255
      @ajnejad1255 4 роки тому +3

      Actually 1: communicate

    • @apersonandaperson
      @apersonandaperson 4 роки тому +5

      Aquaz Art the easiest way to not die is to stay in your room because every single thing can kill you no matter what it fucking is

  • @JeansXoX
    @JeansXoX 5 років тому +574

    "I'm about to get into a terrible accident"
    "THEN QUIT! " lmao

  • @south3094
    @south3094 4 роки тому +1029

    What i have learned:
    1: dont cut bread
    2: dont go construction
    3: dont touch hot water

    • @somxr_738
      @somxr_738 3 роки тому +3

      COPIED.

    • @_.thealtbutton._3483
      @_.thealtbutton._3483 3 роки тому

      1 is soo dumb

    • @dandan029
      @dandan029 3 роки тому +7

      @@_.thealtbutton._3483 My mom once was cutting bread with a knife on her hand because she wanted to do it quickly and she cut too deeply into the bread and it went on her finger

    • @dandan029
      @dandan029 3 роки тому

      @@_.thealtbutton._3483 you can guess what happened next

    • @_.thealtbutton._3483
      @_.thealtbutton._3483 3 роки тому

      @@dandan029 her whole fucking arm was cut off?

  • @ariee_luvss_youu
    @ariee_luvss_youu 4 роки тому +1156

    Girl: *inserts her finger into machine*
    Daz: *sings* “oooooooohhhhhhhhh”

    • @icednillatea
      @icednillatea 4 роки тому +14

      (8:54)

    • @robty7yusuf27
      @robty7yusuf27 4 роки тому +3

      Ooooooooohhhhhhh heeelll naaaahh

    • @faithxx458
      @faithxx458 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry but,ooooooohhhhhh I’m walking on sunshine😂😂😂

    • @madib6978
      @madib6978 4 роки тому

      But like when he sang, he literally sounded good😃😂

    • @jessicaboulton4081
      @jessicaboulton4081 4 роки тому +1

      This is on 666 I can’t like it 😩

  • @teenie127
    @teenie127 6 років тому +11683

    *What I've learned:*
    *NO construction*
    *NO factories*
    *NO kitchens*
    *NO cutting bread*

    • @toocannamedfred545
      @toocannamedfred545 6 років тому +284

      Christine Gentz ALSO NO LONG SLEEVES

    • @frogtoad6249
      @frogtoad6249 6 років тому +127

      Than how am I supposed to make my gamer boy a sandwich..

    • @teenie127
      @teenie127 6 років тому +74

      @@frogtoad6249 sorry bro. No more sandwiches :'(

    • @p0lyblank
      @p0lyblank 6 років тому +80

      I used to work in a bakery and I had to deal with this exact machine everyday. Sometimes my fellow coworkers pushed the bread just like that girl (when bread is fresh it's kinda squishy inside and it cant be sliced). Holy shit I was on edge seeing that and now after all those PSAs I get freaking anxious even thinking about it.

    • @teenie127
      @teenie127 6 років тому +15

      @@p0lyblank good thing nobody lost anything 😳

  • @MouldyLemon-hd8wq
    @MouldyLemon-hd8wq 4 роки тому +3427

    The first one doesn’t look ugly, she looks more badass tbh

  • @eve4168
    @eve4168 4 роки тому +1268

    Mans arm gets crushed
    Ad: My PerIOd gOEs BEyOnD PAIN.

    • @guinevere09x
      @guinevere09x 4 роки тому +25

      Idkw, that’s really funny

    • @sincewhen675
      @sincewhen675 3 роки тому +41

      omg I get that ad all the time. I mock it like "my period goes beyond pain" "well MY PERIOD is an EXCLAMATION point!"

    • @lililay2627
      @lililay2627 3 роки тому +3

      Yesss 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kelseyj6781
      @kelseyj6781 3 роки тому +9

      It says it’s helps but it doesn’t and when I’m on my period and have to watch that ad it’s makes me more pissed

    • @okay3435
      @okay3435 3 роки тому +13

      Although periods hurt like hell, I’m not sure crushing an arm is the same.

  • @charalangdon534
    @charalangdon534 6 років тому +370

    "THAT'S IT I'M OUT"
    Literally me EVERY time I watch splatter horror movies.

    • @ana-zt4xo
      @ana-zt4xo 6 років тому +5

      Charlie Angels me when i step 1 cm
      into school property

    • @ll_extremelystressed_ll3804
      @ll_extremelystressed_ll3804 6 років тому +1

      That was me when that one scene in jigsaw where that guy pushed that girl into the needle pile came on

  • @Rando_Person6104
    @Rando_Person6104 5 років тому +1994

    You know if my sleeve got stuck on that, I would be taking that shirt off so fast, instead of just tugging on it.

    • @rubyxx9803
      @rubyxx9803 5 років тому +9

      Noob101 init🤣xx

    • @ragingoverwatch3052
      @ragingoverwatch3052 5 років тому +17

      Noob101 EXACTLY

    • @meganmac9448
      @meganmac9448 5 років тому +64

      I'm not good will button up shirts.. ..
      I'd be dead

    • @casualgamerclips
      @casualgamerclips 5 років тому +6

      IKR

    • @isabelle8483
      @isabelle8483 5 років тому +40

      honestly at 3:06 i was physically mad like "if that finger goes back I swear to G O D"

  • @emilyward1513
    @emilyward1513 4 роки тому +895

    “She gonna fall in a chip frier”
    I’m dying 🤣

    • @vex_230
      @vex_230 4 роки тому +2

      I read it as he said it 😆

    • @VexSG
      @VexSG 4 роки тому +2

      Chelsi Shadow that happened to me

    • @there6557
      @there6557 4 роки тому +1

      Chelsi Shadow same

    • @chizzl9291
      @chizzl9291 4 роки тому +2

      I’m ur 700th like

    • @8avd900
      @8avd900 4 роки тому +1

      @@vex_230 that happens to me ALL the time 😂😭

  • @WoogTV
    @WoogTV 4 роки тому +286

    Right after the guy got crushed by that machine I got an “Arby’s, we have the meats!” Ad

  • @kieranparkes1905
    @kieranparkes1905 4 роки тому +1932

    Commercial : if ur not sure , ask
    Daz : or 👏🏻 how 👏🏻 about 👏🏻 dont 👏🏻 stick 👏🏻 ur 👏🏻 hand 👏🏻 in 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 MACHINE

    • @antenmanakhelo
      @antenmanakhelo 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao imagine having a *hand*

    • @Z4yz4y
      @Z4yz4y 4 роки тому +3

      @@antenmanakhelo
      Having*

    • @silzous1718
      @silzous1718 4 роки тому +4

      @@Z4yz4y not you agian

    • @king_leviathan_
      @king_leviathan_ 4 роки тому +4

      I read that as soon as he said it 😂😂

    • @roderickaquino8558
      @roderickaquino8558 4 роки тому +2

      yeah ppl dont help him cuz their stupid

  • @alexh2509
    @alexh2509 4 роки тому +479

    “She’s gonna fall in a chip fryer or some shit” 😂😭😭😭😭

    • @alexh2509
      @alexh2509 4 роки тому +1

      Lizzy Regi haahhahha

    • @ellisdelk9513
      @ellisdelk9513 4 роки тому +1

      I saw this comment as soon as he said that😂

    • @alexh2509
      @alexh2509 4 роки тому +1

      Elissa Delk 𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗵𝗮𝗵

    • @alexh2509
      @alexh2509 4 роки тому

      Jim jam The 4th 𝗶 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 😂🤣

    • @alexh2509
      @alexh2509 4 роки тому +1

      Jim jam The 4th 𝗶 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 😂🤣

  • @lottiec9162
    @lottiec9162 6 років тому +316

    8:35 “Oh no i ain’t messing with the machine gratatatatat” HAHAH that’s hilarious

  • @BTS_ARMYGIRL90
    @BTS_ARMYGIRL90 Рік тому +38

    Daz: "I'm not messing with a machine that goes RATATATATATAA"

  • @assistancedogchico8617
    @assistancedogchico8617 4 роки тому +681

    "Seen enough?"
    Daz, internally: YES.

  • @elliemaethomas6574
    @elliemaethomas6574 6 років тому +354

    “He’s just gonna drop it and just die” I’m crying🤣🤣😂

    • @TheConfidentNoob
      @TheConfidentNoob 6 років тому +3

      Ellie mae Thomas I'm so jealous! U got a heart by the one and only😱

  • @kiyaraa2310
    @kiyaraa2310 6 років тому +4320

    *"better hope there's a life guard at that pool before I drown your ass"*
    ~Daz 2018~
    RIP me, coz I died.

    • @Puralz
      @Puralz 6 років тому +4

      Yo was good kiki

    • @paige-6303
      @paige-6303 6 років тому +7

      I read that as daz said it 😂

    • @kiyaraa2310
      @kiyaraa2310 6 років тому

      @@Puralz Yo wassup? 😅😂

    • @kiyaraa2310
      @kiyaraa2310 6 років тому

      @@paige-6303 I let out the ugliest laugh when he said it😂😂

    • @MeghanHubbardMusic
      @MeghanHubbardMusic 6 років тому +2

      Same

  • @jupitersnoot4915
    @jupitersnoot4915 2 роки тому +43

    when I was 11 just starting high school, in my first cookery class, our teacher showed us that last video to drive home the point of how dangerous kitchens can be. it was effective as hell and that video still pops up in my nightmares every few years.

    • @J4CQ_
      @J4CQ_ Рік тому +3

      the legends say this was because she also had it stuck in her head and wanted to share the pain

    • @daelynncaswell
      @daelynncaswell Рік тому +1

      why were u going to high school at 11

    • @daelynncaswell
      @daelynncaswell Рік тому +1

      highschool

  • @yeetforever3945
    @yeetforever3945 4 роки тому +842

    Daz in vine: why do girls clap they’re hands when they talk to me?
    Daz on UA-cam: HOW👏 ABOUT 👏U DONT 👏PUT YOUR 👏HANDS 👏IN A 👏MACHINE👏

    • @AYT04
      @AYT04 3 роки тому +7

      5:10

  • @indigo6518
    @indigo6518 6 років тому +431

    "She's gonna fall in a chip fryer or some shit"
    2018 quote of the year

    • @Ciaraahah
      @Ciaraahah Рік тому +1

      The last psa: let me introduce myself 👍

  • @animeiscool8563
    @animeiscool8563 6 років тому +217

    "Oh no I'm not messing with a machine that grrrraattttat"😂

  • @agucci1
    @agucci1 3 роки тому +102

    I literally can’t rn 😂😂 his reactions absolutely cured every inch of my mental illness 😂

  • @saigeharrison3450
    @saigeharrison3450 5 років тому +833

    *"ok kids what have we learnt today?"*
    ...
    *tO nEvEr LeAvE oUr bEdS-*

  • @RequiemAct2
    @RequiemAct2 6 років тому +415

    "Im not messing with a machine that grrrra-ta-ta-ta-tas"

    • @th3jk3r3
      @th3jk3r3 5 років тому +7

      Cops:911 what's your emergency?
      Woman:I hear gun shots!
      Cops:what do they sound like?
      Woman:ra ta ta ta ta!!!!

    • @jesuszamora6949
      @jesuszamora6949 5 років тому +2

      Words to live by, you gotta admit.

    • @peter89013
      @peter89013 5 років тому +2

      Nomster Animates 😂😂

    • @dabi9640
      @dabi9640 4 роки тому

      Joshua Torres I’m in the shop grrrr-ratatata

    • @glaptoper
      @glaptoper 4 роки тому +1

      Because they're in the ghetto. Grrata ta ta

  • @emiliakwidzinska4937
    @emiliakwidzinska4937 5 років тому +699

    // if you’re not sure, ask //
    Daz: OR DONT 👏 PUT👏 YOUR👏HAND👏INTO👏A👏MACHINE👏

  • @isaiahheitzman
    @isaiahheitzman 4 роки тому +22

    8:35 "I'm not messing with a machine that goes gratatatatata"

  • @theunofficialhindu6883
    @theunofficialhindu6883 4 роки тому +257

    PSA guy: *shoots self in eye*
    Daz: "He's got the point"
    Me: "He's literally got the point"

  • @mathesonmccune8821
    @mathesonmccune8821 6 років тому +469

    I’m not messing with a machine that goes KRATATATATA!

  • @trippa3553
    @trippa3553 4 роки тому +781

    *Government:* “work from home”
    *me:* *cuts hand off with machine*

  • @tiffanytaylor4996
    @tiffanytaylor4996 4 роки тому +25

    Damn he can sing- way better than me too XD
    That: hEeEEeElLlLl nOoOoO was so good!

  • @pandaluv4235
    @pandaluv4235 5 років тому +800

    woman screaming bloody freaking murder....
    guy: "there's been an accident!"
    yeah...we know

  • @puffy6768
    @puffy6768 6 років тому +423

    LINDA!! *LINDA!!*

  • @tannerbusch9073
    @tannerbusch9073 6 років тому +609

    Well I'm never going back to work

  • @purplep9150
    @purplep9150 3 роки тому +16

    even where daz stopped them i felt physical pain in my heart for each accident

  • @jenniexgorgeousxx5198
    @jenniexgorgeousxx5198 4 роки тому +179

    “it doesn’t hurt if you don’t put your hand in” 😂😂

  • @julies.5886
    @julies.5886 6 років тому +688

    these PSAs are literally just forgotten Final Destination scenes

    • @jeremiahbell9866
      @jeremiahbell9866 6 років тому +1

      i was thinking the same thing

    • @mechxmaya4957
      @mechxmaya4957 6 років тому +1

      Exo-l? And yessss!!! 😂

    • @AiToYumeNoKaze
      @AiToYumeNoKaze 6 років тому

      sadly though that are 100% possible and true and even happen on a regular basis.... I work with computers and wish I still didn't now what de-gloving is

    • @dianelait3500
      @dianelait3500 6 років тому

      OMG yess

    • @mollyisabella1723
      @mollyisabella1723 6 років тому

      (愛と夢の風)AiToYumeNoKaze HUH😂

  • @aike_17
    @aike_17 6 років тому +3468

    Daz:THAT👏IT👏IM👏OUT👏

  • @ShXdowDemon
    @ShXdowDemon 4 роки тому +29

    Daz says " He got the point" when the nail went into the guys eye. He literally meant the Point

  • @katzmfcat8661
    @katzmfcat8661 6 років тому +265

    Thanks for convincing me why I should stay in my room forever

    • @caciliadollie9111
      @caciliadollie9111 6 років тому +1

      Katz mfCat yup I will from now on live in my room.

  • @crowfood819
    @crowfood819 4 роки тому +773

    Guy spills water on himself
    Daz: OOOOHHH JUMPING MOTHER OF GOOOOOD

  • @jameslong5363
    @jameslong5363 5 років тому +339

    Daz: I ain’t messing with that machine ratatatata

  • @thedoctor5834
    @thedoctor5834 4 роки тому +11

    9:46... I thought my internet was having problems-

  • @mannyvenus
    @mannyvenus 4 роки тому +207

    “I dont mess with a machine that goes KRATATATATA”🤣🤣🤣

    • @SilverCipher00
      @SilverCipher00 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh don't ruin the video while I'm still watching

    • @lemonit8958
      @lemonit8958 4 роки тому +2

      I think that machine was in the ghetto

    • @jessp1024
      @jessp1024 4 роки тому

      @@lemonit8958 PFFF LOL

  • @_.livjsss
    @_.livjsss 5 років тому +447

    “I used to work in A factory”
    “I used to work in a building site”
    WHERE HAVEN’T YOU WORKED?!

  • @jessdedits4244
    @jessdedits4244 6 років тому +593

    OR 👏 DONT 👏 PUT 👏 YOUR 👏 HAND👏 IN 👏 A👏MACHINE👏

    • @defaultskin3299
      @defaultskin3299 6 років тому +8

      Who said meme review

    • @mgdubstepmg3924
      @mgdubstepmg3924 6 років тому

      Default Skin no one lol

    • @mgdubstepmg3924
      @mgdubstepmg3924 6 років тому +4

      Marvel_Edits so 👏🏻 sad 👏🏻

    • @nyx1964
      @nyx1964 6 років тому

      RIGHT WHEN HE SAID IT I READ JT 🤣😂

    • @bee-eh6dx
      @bee-eh6dx 6 років тому +1

      BOY HE SHOULD WEAR LONG SLEEVES THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE SMH

  • @Vegetas_hairline
    @Vegetas_hairline 4 роки тому +5

    This has been in my recommend for ages and the thumbnail makes me
    MEGA
    ✨ *UNCOMFY* ✨

  • @thatwheeliek1dtev782
    @thatwheeliek1dtev782 4 роки тому +342

    7:06 lol the kid got a nail in his eye and was was like "he got the point"
    Me: no pun intended

    • @8avd900
      @8avd900 4 роки тому

      lmao

    • @stopaskingaboutmyuser3527
      @stopaskingaboutmyuser3527 4 роки тому +1

      Your timestamp just saved me from watching some shit I'd regret, thank you.

    • @fireninja7218
      @fireninja7218 4 роки тому

      He was a dumbass

    • @zgirl-8592
      @zgirl-8592 4 роки тому

      TheSquadz 5 I actually had someone who went to my old school and he had a nail go right in the corner of his eye the corner towards the nose and he can breathe out of it like he’ll hold his nose and air sounds would come from his eyes

  • @biscuitthewelsh2565
    @biscuitthewelsh2565 5 років тому +211

    Daz: He's dead
    me: nope *looks away*
    Daz: yep he's dead

  • @taylrantr9644
    @taylrantr9644 4 роки тому +1710

    Me: *eating a sandwich*
    Daz: SOMEONE PUT DOWN UR SANDWICH
    Me: *slowly lowers sandwich* okay...

  • @Voyager141
    @Voyager141 3 роки тому +7

    There’s a Network Rail PSA called “hit or miss”. I’ve worked on the railway for almost three years now, and it still gets me. It still gets some of my colleagues that have worked on the railway 20+ years. A fatality is something we never, EVER want to deal with. A near miss can be just as scarring! The video is aimed at Network Rail staff, but it makes for informative viewing for people who use the railway. Please, when a member of railway staff or another passenger tells you to get back, etc - listen! We care about you and your safety.

  • @oofitsme6983
    @oofitsme6983 6 років тому +617

    “Oh god she’s in the kitchen she’s gonna fall in the chip fryer”😂😂😂

  • @imnotgoodatusernames8051
    @imnotgoodatusernames8051 6 років тому +314

    "No you're not. You're gonna die because you're in a compilation, I've foreseen it" 😂

  • @xiao9201
    @xiao9201 5 років тому +2216

    Note to self:
    *DON'T GET A JOB*

  • @nicolesturgill6657
    @nicolesturgill6657 4 роки тому +17

    from how many times i turned my phone off watching this makes me look crazy

  • @jessicarose1924
    @jessicarose1924 6 років тому +262

    When Daz was making predictions I was getting really nervous😂

  • @georgeedwards9121
    @georgeedwards9121 5 років тому +714

    moral of the story : stay inside

    • @evanallaire2829
      @evanallaire2829 5 років тому

      Fact: Living donation increases the existing organ supply.

    • @michaeljs04
      @michaeljs04 5 років тому +1

      omg so my friend has a private story on snapchat called the yee to your yaw but i was like wtf does yee yaw mean? so i asked the to change it to the yee to your haw and i encourage you to do the same.

    • @tekbaly980
      @tekbaly980 5 років тому

      Says the cow

    • @10k.zill_A
      @10k.zill_A 5 років тому

      Stay in one spot

    • @shigetsuy-_-8335
      @shigetsuy-_-8335 5 років тому

      I was the 160 liker I love my self now 😁

  • @digbydiggle1335
    @digbydiggle1335 4 роки тому +1042

    Now why is there just a giant jug labeled “poison” in the kitchen?

    • @lillylarge5947
      @lillylarge5947 4 роки тому +8

      Digby Diggle trueeeee

    • @stelaistefanova
      @stelaistefanova 4 роки тому +25

      Maybe to clean things or for rats who try o steal food

    • @friedbanana0077
      @friedbanana0077 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao I was the 69th like

    • @natacat7563
      @natacat7563 4 роки тому +1

      @@stelaistefanova hmm that could be it.

    • @SpectraMoth
      @SpectraMoth 4 роки тому +4

      Digby Diggle oven cleaner is a poison

  • @SkyeisSkyeandSkyeisSkee
    @SkyeisSkyeandSkyeisSkee 4 роки тому +13

    Guy: falls and boiling water goes on his face. Me and Daz: JUMPING MOTHER OF GOD

  • @scouttoxicity1593
    @scouttoxicity1593 6 років тому +964

    DON'T 👏 PUT 👏 YOUR 👏 HAND 👏 IN 👏 A 👏 MACHINE 👏

    • @raptorgorl8807
      @raptorgorl8807 6 років тому +7

      The best comment ever mate

    • @Anon-lj7gj
      @Anon-lj7gj 6 років тому +4

      Omg I read this just as he said it😵

    • @billieihaveyourcados6744
      @billieihaveyourcados6744 6 років тому +1

      Itz Dara Oof

    • @candygirl9085
      @candygirl9085 6 років тому

    • @candygirl9085
      @candygirl9085 6 років тому +1

      No i love the comment, it reminds me of Daz cringing out XD even reminds Daz of Daz as he hearted the comment. Bleach the anime is good though

  • @DiggyDax92
    @DiggyDax92 6 років тому +342

    I work in manufacturing, and as scary as this stuff is to see, even if it’s fake, I personally think it’s effective in portraying dangers to a person.
    Take a second to think about what your doing. Do not let other rush your actions, EVEN if the higher ups are threatening to fire you.
    Your limbs and life are way more important than the pressure of greedy people.

  • @jane7562
    @jane7562 5 років тому +924

    I made it to the end...
    ...without looking!

  • @alexthelesbian5124
    @alexthelesbian5124 4 роки тому +17

    0:53 I think ppl with eyes like that are cool and idk why

  • @katebrunton9982
    @katebrunton9982 4 роки тому +400

    When he got his sleve caught i was like:
    "TAKE YA FRICKIN SHIRT OFF TAKE YA FRICKIN SHIRT OFF TAKE YA FRICKIN SHIRT OFF!!!!!"

    • @samuelsmith5400
      @samuelsmith5400 4 роки тому +9

      kate brunton I literally thought that to XD

    • @n9xusyt688
      @n9xusyt688 4 роки тому +22

      I would’ve ripped it didn’t look thick at all

    • @alexishartshorn
      @alexishartshorn 4 роки тому +5

      N9xusYT ikr lmao but I mean ya never know

    • @hazvyllsbqualn
      @hazvyllsbqualn 4 роки тому +6

      kate brunton it was buttoned I thought the same thing

    • @beenieweenee4156
      @beenieweenee4156 4 роки тому +5

      SAMEEE

  • @Sofia_YT26
    @Sofia_YT26 4 роки тому +385

    Girl cuts off her finger Daz: OHHHH HEALL NOOOOAHH

    • @ndlbestmember
      @ndlbestmember 4 роки тому +5

      lmao

    • @angelbrown2654
      @angelbrown2654 4 роки тому +3

      I laughed so hard I coughed. 🤪

    • @izukumidoriya5667
      @izukumidoriya5667 4 роки тому +1

      Trixey oh hell Noah? Y u saying my name bruh 🤣🤣 my name is noah

    • @fatnonce7042
      @fatnonce7042 4 роки тому

      Coconut crew no one cares what ur name is

    • @Sofia_YT26
      @Sofia_YT26 4 роки тому

      @@izukumidoriya5667 lool

  • @dieselfrancesco417
    @dieselfrancesco417 4 роки тому +205

    People on commercials: if your not sure ask
    Daz: OR DON’T STICK YOUR HAND IN A MACHINE!

  • @bodied.8941
    @bodied.8941 4 роки тому +69

    *guy gets crushed by one ton pounds of metal bars.*
    My mind: don’t even worry he’s got a helmet on it’s all ganna be ok 0_0

  • @epiccrafttime2205
    @epiccrafttime2205 5 років тому +133

    When he said “I’m not messin with a machine that gra da da da” I felt that

  • @kobe669
    @kobe669 4 роки тому +280

    People dying
    Category
    ENTERTAINMENT

    • @Noah-cz3xp
      @Noah-cz3xp 4 роки тому +2

      Doo doo fart

    • @adamkelly9469
      @adamkelly9469 4 роки тому +1

      Read the botom of my comment
      Oh im suprised btw u wasted ur time

    • @wybielo2420
      @wybielo2420 4 роки тому

      I keep on laughing at some

    • @nevaehhodgkins9063
      @nevaehhodgkins9063 4 роки тому

      literally America

    • @urmome2582
      @urmome2582 4 роки тому

      @@OsmosisJonesWB 's o is your muūm

  • @dorigalax6806
    @dorigalax6806 6 років тому +60

    "Naw aw, I don't mess with a machine that..GRATATATATA, no"
    I cannot with him LMAOOO

  • @meltedicep0ps
    @meltedicep0ps 6 місяців тому +2

    5:59 my face throughout this whole video. I can’t do pain either 😭 ESPECIALLY jigsaw.

  • @Isaac_G64
    @Isaac_G64 6 років тому +261

    8:56 DAZ I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING

    • @mopingfrog
      @mopingfrog 5 років тому +8

      I read this just as he sang

    • @kaylvgh
      @kaylvgh 5 років тому +3

      @@mopingfrog same

    • @ruthcontreras5088
      @ruthcontreras5088 5 років тому +2

      I'm dying lmao

    • @eclipseplays6274
      @eclipseplays6274 5 років тому +3

      milk doodles me too lol

    • @AYT04
      @AYT04 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/users/clipUgkx04OrGx2DKQfrMfLZtrGsmsBUODsLl26w

  • @breannaavila8574
    @breannaavila8574 4 роки тому +242

    Ima show this to my kids one day and say “THATS WHY YOU NEVER CUT BREAD YOURSELF”

    • @caesar982
      @caesar982 4 роки тому +1

      100th like

    • @Seana123
      @Seana123 4 роки тому +2

      He wanted poppy seed not a thumb of A DUMMY

  • @kenziewest3876
    @kenziewest3876 4 роки тому +511

    Who else thought that that the first PSA was going to be about how you’re not supposed to be running by the pool???😂

  • @Abbyb3an3r
    @Abbyb3an3r 4 роки тому +12

    I told myself I should watch this again to get over my dear but literally as soon as I started with the guys hand getting crushed I was like ✨ooohh hell naaah✨

  • @croakbroke4672
    @croakbroke4672 6 років тому +183

    It doesn't hurt to speak up
    Daz - it doesn't hurt when you don't put your hand in 😂

  • @izzyclydesdale6459
    @izzyclydesdale6459 6 років тому +183

    *pipes fall*
    Daz - “He’s dead🙌🏽”

  • @Bengo
    @Bengo 6 років тому +780

    Welcome back DAZLESS ANOTHER DAAAAAAAAAAAAZ WATCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES *Camera zoom*

  • @thememebandit6767
    @thememebandit6767 4 роки тому +23

    I would probably say most of the PSA’s that involve driving are probably in Florida because we possibly have the worst drivers you’ve ever seen in your life down here

    • @choccymilkconnoisseur2775
      @choccymilkconnoisseur2775 3 роки тому

      nah, heaps are australian. there's a huge stress on safe driving due to the sheer amount of deaths caused by drunk driving

  • @willferrari2806
    @willferrari2806 4 роки тому +140

    What I’ve learnt:
    1: don’t put your hand in things
    2: don’t work
    3: don’t be an asshole according to daz

  • @gaxxez7946
    @gaxxez7946 4 роки тому +189

    ”Guy dies”
    Daz: JUMPING MOTHERS OF GOD

  • @miloconklin9325
    @miloconklin9325 6 років тому +266

    **shows bit of a nail in his eye**
    Daz: I can't show that bit...
    Me: i JuSt SaW iT-

  • @OrdinarySimonTheJoe
    @OrdinarySimonTheJoe Рік тому +2

    You know one thing I’ve noticed in half of these ads is that there’s no emergency stop buttons, so that’s on the manufacturers not that he couldn’t get help or ask whatever the hell they’re trying to get over to us.

  • @noahbonnevie-caruso1016
    @noahbonnevie-caruso1016 4 роки тому +68

    “That’s it, he’s dead get a new employee” OMG 😂😂

  • @SaskueUchiha-b4s
    @SaskueUchiha-b4s 4 роки тому +597

    Parents: "YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR GAME AND GET A JOB" kids: "nah I'm good" parents: "AND WHY NOT" kids: shows the video

  • @skatertita
    @skatertita 5 років тому +354

    To the man whose arm caught the conveyor belt, *TAKE THE SHIRT OFF!!! RIP IT OFF!!!*

    • @skatertita
      @skatertita 5 років тому

      @@kts8203 I know right? That's what I would do

    • @killuaselecticalmiddlefing312
      @killuaselecticalmiddlefing312 5 років тому +6

      @@skatertita I would do the same but I'm a girl so it would be weird but I don't give a shit it better than losing a hand 😂😂😂

    • @skatertita
      @skatertita 5 років тому +1

      @@killuaselecticalmiddlefing312 I wear layers so losing one would not effect me hahaha

    • @killuaselecticalmiddlefing312
      @killuaselecticalmiddlefing312 5 років тому +1

      @@skatertita lol where I live if I wear layers then I might have a heat stroke 😂😂

    • @skatertita
      @skatertita 5 років тому

      @@killuaselecticalmiddlefing312 🤣🤣

  • @emilyford3540
    @emilyford3540 7 місяців тому +1

    The Arm Roller one at the beginning, my brain went "F*** the shirt man! Just get your arm up the sleeve &/or rip off the shirt! Shirt can be replaced!"

  • @rosiegraham6131
    @rosiegraham6131 6 років тому +99

    First second of the first add: "I'm out!!! Nope too muchhhh"

  • @sahara007
    @sahara007 6 років тому +576

    I don’t want a job now.

    • @saltysea4895
      @saltysea4895 6 років тому +7

      Me fucking neither

    • @karebear3506
      @karebear3506 6 років тому +2

      sKahara I love the pic bro 😂

    • @faridahkamil87
      @faridahkamil87 6 років тому

      me and you both. especially when the finger fucking bends upwards.

    • @jae3604
      @jae3604 6 років тому +4

      Same bitch (hello Beebo)

    • @babygirl-wy9wo
      @babygirl-wy9wo 6 років тому

      So I guess I'ma be working at frys as a cashier I'm not trying to do disssss

  • @awesomezombi1026
    @awesomezombi1026 6 років тому +336

    "DON'T (clap) PUT (clap) YOUR (clap) HANDS(clap) IN(clap) MACHINES(clap)" who else had flashbacks?

    • @Gukueo
      @Gukueo 6 років тому +1

      ME TOO LOL

    • @JaranDalsbo
      @JaranDalsbo 6 років тому +2

      I saw this comment just as he said that! haha, what a coincidence

    • @vivim8727
      @vivim8727 6 років тому

      Can we get 1000 subs with no vids? I love your profile pic.

    • @TheYellowInkling
      @TheYellowInkling 6 років тому +1

      I'M (clap) REALLY (clap) REALLY (clap) SORRY (clap)

    • @nothere4119
      @nothere4119 6 років тому

      Can we get 1000 subs with no vids? I 👏 DID

  • @precious.1598
    @precious.1598 4 роки тому +7

    the amount of funerals i had to have just because daz leaves me dead every time😂

  • @cyberlife8322
    @cyberlife8322 6 років тому +178

    I’m not trying to be disrespectful, but the girl at the beginning looked like a badass super hero or a protagonist in a scifi movie with that scar and white eye

    • @dominicjeffrey9477
      @dominicjeffrey9477 6 років тому +8

      She looked awesome in my opinion, I don't understand why people give shit to people with scars

    • @annalee6978
      @annalee6978 6 років тому +1

      @@dominicjeffrey9477 exactly scars mean you have benn through things not that you caused them

  • @louis_lavaa
    @louis_lavaa 6 років тому +225

    1:50 “oh no she’s gonna fall in a chip frier or some shit”

  • @kinley21
    @kinley21 6 років тому +379

    “I’m not.. I’m not messing with a machine that GRADADADA.”😂😂😂

  • @ToriSellers1
    @ToriSellers1 Рік тому +3

    8:50 GOD DAMN DAZ SINGS LIKE DON DOKKEN THEM VOCALS WERE GOOD AF DAZ!❤

  • @isobelashton
    @isobelashton 5 років тому +72

    1:50 *She's gonna fall into a chip fryer*
    I'm wheezing 😂

  • @coco_the_hamham2236
    @coco_the_hamham2236 5 років тому +1229

    How to not get an injury at work:
    *dont go to work*

  • @rlnm3014
    @rlnm3014 5 років тому +477

    Today's lesson: don't work anywhere, you'll die
    don't do anything, you'll die
    Just stay at home for the rest of ur life and sit still...
    Gl

    • @bababoi.21
      @bababoi.21 5 років тому +4

      Toga Himiko
      And my mum hates it when I stay in my room all day HA JOKES ON THEN UWU

    • @layladai9210
      @layladai9210 5 років тому +3

      But then you will have a heart attack from being scared about death and you will get a PSA made about you saying that you should never sit inside and you will never be safe!!!!!!

    • @zaboi8978
      @zaboi8978 5 років тому

      I spilled boiling water on my hand and after 1 month a hot pan fell on my hand

    • @pixiecat8432
      @pixiecat8432 5 років тому

      Good thing I plan on being a writer-

    • @SuV33358
      @SuV33358 5 років тому

      Not leaving my couch or my appt....ever

  • @C-Midori
    @C-Midori 3 роки тому +5

    8:44 That interruption got me so good