Daz Watches Worst Infomercials

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  • @terezi3558
    @terezi3558 3 роки тому +3373

    the “egg shells in my quiche!” thing really gives off “lipstick in my valentino white bag” vibes

  • @pidgeonoakbreast8703
    @pidgeonoakbreast8703 5 років тому +662

    "Can I say one more thing?"
    " *YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT DARLING* "

  • @nmgvise7111
    @nmgvise7111 3 роки тому +2187

    If you're immune to Daz's laugh, you're a sociopath.

  • @fa1rycore352
    @fa1rycore352 3 роки тому +339

    “Sorreh....I got some Pepsi on my bib”
    THAT KILLLEDD ME THE VOICE HE USED 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂 LMAOOO

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 5 років тому +794

    6:09 "AnD eGgShElLs iN mY qUiChE!"
    *Daz dies of laughter for 29 seconds as well as me*

    • @zenvanden991
      @zenvanden991 5 років тому +8

      NOT IN MY QUICHE

    • @wolf-dragon8144
      @wolf-dragon8144 4 роки тому +2

      It’s my favourite part I die every time

    • @mrforest6404
      @mrforest6404 4 роки тому +2

      The way he said it thouhj

    • @luckyleo1233
      @luckyleo1233 4 роки тому +2

      6:09>69
      Lmao

    • @toxiigoop_
      @toxiigoop_ 4 роки тому +3

      I couldn’t breathe for a bit, I was laughing so hard.

  • @CoolDudeArmy1
    @CoolDudeArmy1 6 років тому +4097

    "Sorry I got some Pepsi on me bib"
    Gold

    • @zaingregg884
      @zaingregg884 6 років тому +28

      IM DEAD.

    • @jonettpurtill4534
      @jonettpurtill4534 6 років тому +42

      I laughed so hard i cried lol

    • @brianak4518
      @brianak4518 6 років тому +5

      BackAxeTheCharacter I

    • @Peanut_Sam
      @Peanut_Sam 6 років тому +3

      BackAxeTheCharacter some not so

    • @redwolfrita
      @redwolfrita 6 років тому +30

      I hope he does that voice a LOT more because OH MY GODDDDD

  • @SR-ze4mk
    @SR-ze4mk 2 роки тому +209

    “If I look like I’m crying, it’s probably cuz I am.”
    *Understatement of the century*

  • @skyjoanson7459
    @skyjoanson7459 2 роки тому +248

    No matter how horrifying Daz’s laugh is sometimes, it is so contagious. I can’t help but laugh along with him 😂

  • @rebeccaosborne3405
    @rebeccaosborne3405 5 років тому +1702

    10:21
    SoRrY, i GoT sOmE pEpSi On Me BiB !!!
    Omfg I'm dead !!!😂😂😂

  • @sugaryplumz
    @sugaryplumz 5 років тому +1740

    ‘Wendy’: And EGGSHELLS In my quiche!
    Daz: AAAAaAAaAHhhHhAAaaAa EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE **waves arms in air**

    • @sarahramsey289
      @sarahramsey289 5 років тому +12

      when he did that i literally cried from laughter xD

    • @bestbuilder123x4
      @bestbuilder123x4 5 років тому +4

      Same

    • @sarahramsey289
      @sarahramsey289 5 років тому +6

      @@bestbuilder123x4 isn't he the greatest :) he's like a brother to me oddly enough even though we're not related,also im so happy he has a girlfriend

    • @tigertempertantrum6573
      @tigertempertantrum6573 5 років тому +3

      BUT WAAAAAAAAAAIT!!

    • @TheEstee45
      @TheEstee45 4 роки тому +1

      @@sarahramsey289 me too lol

  • @Space_lifetime
    @Space_lifetime 2 місяці тому +222

    2024 anyone?

  • @Sanguine_Vampyre
    @Sanguine_Vampyre 2 роки тому +34

    7:09 I CAN'T WITH THIS WOMAN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @leahl6625
    @leahl6625 3 роки тому +940

    "*HELLO FROM WENDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!*"
    gives me life 💀😭😭

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 6 років тому +4524

    _"EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE"_

    • @hi-tr4rd
      @hi-tr4rd 6 років тому +43

      kooketh-shooketh_imdone YES IM ROLLING

    • @savannareggi2871
      @savannareggi2871 6 років тому +62

      ARMY!

    • @just_ella793
      @just_ella793 6 років тому +46

      I know I can't stop laughing 😊 (army!)

    • @OliviaM-hr7vw
      @OliviaM-hr7vw 6 років тому +31

      Your username is killing me 😂

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 6 років тому +18

      kooketh-shooketh_imdone jungkooketh is shooketh? Amazing. Also IN. MY. *QUICHE.*

  • @Yachizzi
    @Yachizzi 2 роки тому +55

    I love how at the end Daz is just as passionate about his merch as Wendy with her kitchen gadgets

  • @MissElyse_
    @MissElyse_ 2 роки тому +18

    9:18 ah yes, the three colors, black, pink, and zebra

  • @leahl6625
    @leahl6625 3 роки тому +768

    "sorreh... I got some pepsi on meh bib..."
    THAT KILLED ME LMFAO 😭😭😭

  • @xxInsaneLunaticxx
    @xxInsaneLunaticxx 6 років тому +764

    EGGSHELLS? IN _MY_ QUICHE?

    • @ashie5166
      @ashie5166 5 років тому +38

      It's more likely than you think.

    • @fabulouschild2005
      @fabulouschild2005 19 днів тому

      Did you get eggshells in your quiche and it wasn't your fault? You might be entitled to compensation

  • @lruy360ng
    @lruy360ng 2 роки тому +49

    11:01 'Hot dogs, they're as American as baseball and apple pie'
    Hotdogs - German
    Apple pie - English
    Baseball - English
    America has no culture, I have realised that.

    • @CMFT_69
      @CMFT_69 Рік тому +4

      True😂

    • @thegirlofmanyfandoms99
      @thegirlofmanyfandoms99 10 місяців тому

      They are thieves 🤠

    • @steelcomrade6871
      @steelcomrade6871 9 місяців тому +3

      I mean you can't really blame them that much, Rome stole everything from everyone when they were the peak civilisation back in the day, most of it coming from Greeks, Celts and Assyrians.

  • @Amelia-yd6eg
    @Amelia-yd6eg 2 роки тому +5

    I swear to god when he said "Hello Dazlers" 5:38 he sounded like Gru from Despicable me 🤣

  • @lonelyaliens8117
    @lonelyaliens8117 5 років тому +1078

    10:23
    *spills Pepsi on slob stopper*
    Daz: “bleh bleh eh SoReY i GaH sUm PiPsi on mE beb”
    This is what real comedy is.

    • @steph2376
      @steph2376 5 років тому +12

      daz is a mood

    • @alexandracharlton5092
      @alexandracharlton5092 5 років тому +12

      That made me laugh so hard

    • @mariet.7942
      @mariet.7942 5 років тому

      Alexandra Charlton me too

    • @suleksays
      @suleksays 5 років тому +5

      I laughed sohard

    • @57studios54
      @57studios54 5 років тому +3

      Daz’s voice makes it all the more funny he sounded like Andy from Little Britain when saying that

  • @lady_redcom
    @lady_redcom 6 років тому +1423

    "EGG SHELLS IN MY KEESH!!"

    • @chick3nmp693
      @chick3nmp693 6 років тому +39

      iPugsieHD you spelled quiche wrong.

    • @Krystinelle
      @Krystinelle 6 років тому +27

      Lol it's quiche

    • @relaxedfish2344
      @relaxedfish2344 6 років тому +10

      i read this as she said it

    • @danielle4919
      @danielle4919 6 років тому +4

      iPugsieHD learn to spell

    • @lady_redcom
      @lady_redcom 6 років тому +21

      Dani elle - learn to not ruin things.

  • @Amuletta26
    @Amuletta26 3 роки тому +15

    “Its like a toy u can eat!”
    Gen Z in highschool: I need that for every single item I have in my room!

  • @morganwiesner4898
    @morganwiesner4898 2 роки тому +21

    i haven’t laughed this hard in a long time omg i can’t breathe
    “eggs shells IN MY QUICHE”

  • @elora8694
    @elora8694 6 років тому +1835

    EGG SHELLS IN MY QUICHE😂😂😂6:16

  • @Red-km5zu
    @Red-km5zu 6 років тому +2706

    Wendy drank 30 energy drinks before she filmed her infomercial

    • @aidenpearce4392
      @aidenpearce4392 6 років тому +34

      Red she probably died after that infomercial

    • @kairamitchell5474
      @kairamitchell5474 5 років тому +4

      Red wow

    • @shroomie0
      @shroomie0 5 років тому +5

      mhm agreed

    • @Kaiandherfloof
      @Kaiandherfloof 5 років тому +11

      Red You can tell because of how aggressively she cracked those eggs... literally slams them on the bowl like damn can’t relate

    • @shelliblossom8953
      @shelliblossom8953 5 років тому +4

      she need to learm control in her hands an di think she killed daz

  • @theoldcamerashow6070
    @theoldcamerashow6070 2 роки тому +57

    Daz isn’t fat he’s just full of love

    • @badmotorfingr
      @badmotorfingr 2 роки тому +6

      Being fat isn’t bad

    • @randommcytd3768
      @randommcytd3768 2 роки тому +1

      🎶Bodyyyyyyy typessssss !!!! 🎶

    • @ry.butterfly
      @ry.butterfly Рік тому

      @joey uhhhhh idk where you're living but here in reality overweight=unhealthy

  • @CateraDevon
    @CateraDevon Місяць тому +9

    2024 where you at?

  • @lisacahill1972
    @lisacahill1972 5 років тому +1243

    Mess on the stove,
    Mess on the counter,
    AnD eGg ShElLs iN mY qUiChE

    • @dohanseswife778
      @dohanseswife778 4 роки тому +5

      lisa cahill I think the comments are funnier then the video

    • @clover4135
      @clover4135 4 роки тому +9

      Kylie Garrison not true, the video is hilarious

    • @elizabethmccarty2121
      @elizabethmccarty2121 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @allegramanini8794
      @allegramanini8794 4 роки тому +9

      Oh I hate when that happens

    • @tikimcdixon4647
      @tikimcdixon4647 4 роки тому +6

      BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
      IF YOU ORDER NOW ILL THROW IN THE EASY SCRAMBLER, JUST FOR YOU!!!

  • @DraperStan23
    @DraperStan23 5 років тому +3630

    Wendy: *snorts coke before commercial*
    Wendy 5 minutes later: *WOOOOOOOO* *slams head on stove*

  • @bradleymeyer9775
    @bradleymeyer9775 3 роки тому +19

    "It's like a toy you can eat" that's what she said.

  • @LokiandBucky669_
    @LokiandBucky669_ 2 місяці тому +18

    Anyone watching this in 2024??

  • @MollyP-ji6sn
    @MollyP-ji6sn 4 роки тому +3424

    Everybody’s talking about the eggshells but what about
    “Sorry i dropped some pepsi on my bib” i literally chocked 😂

  • @maisie5386
    @maisie5386 5 років тому +594

    I never thought I would find a UA-cam who would genuinely make me laugh so much I cried.

    • @wynw2197
      @wynw2197 5 років тому +4

      You have 69 likes I would like your comment but I don't want to ruin perfection

    • @thefuzzydino1019
      @thefuzzydino1019 5 років тому +1

      i did to

    • @paigedoust4823
      @paigedoust4823 5 років тому +1

      Have you watch his Friday the 13th series?

    • @duffi5290
      @duffi5290 5 років тому +2

      "A youtube"?
      Damn how many youtubes are there?

    • @tate8910
      @tate8910 5 років тому

      DUDE ME TOO

  • @awjidnsmdbdn1079
    @awjidnsmdbdn1079 3 роки тому +4

    "What's your favorite color? "
    "Zebra."

  • @mkchristner
    @mkchristner 2 роки тому +23

    8:49 I just love the laugh 😂 I could watch Daz reactions all day 😄

  • @caesy_
    @caesy_ 5 років тому +459

    “Slob Stopper”
    Me: *looses it at the name*

  • @fakebetch393
    @fakebetch393 3 роки тому +2080

    I swear whenever daz laughs it makes the situation 10 times funnier

  • @_coral.poppa62
    @_coral.poppa62 2 роки тому +11

    9:25 Daz: ok we’ve got black, Love it. Pink, who doesn’t? But there’s no zebra!
    Daz has got to realise he’s only wearing black and white 😑

  • @sophiaherman8973
    @sophiaherman8973 2 роки тому +9

    The fact that I remember all of these when I was younger just traumatizes me even more than I already am

  • @darktrainerz6707
    @darktrainerz6707 6 років тому +1554

    Daz’s laugh is contagious. Especially the one at 9:59

    • @puurrrr
      @puurrrr 6 років тому +35

      10:30

    • @chasitymessenger6182
      @chasitymessenger6182 6 років тому +6

      yes i agree so much

    • @lolawn2216
      @lolawn2216 6 років тому +3

      Agreed

    • @freyahx
      @freyahx 6 років тому +9

      Dark Trainer Z innit it wont even be funny for me *daz laughs* *i laugh* 😂😂

    • @iyantae88888
      @iyantae88888 6 років тому +3

      I KNOW.
      😂😂😂

  • @jessicahuber1966
    @jessicahuber1966 Рік тому +3

    “It’s like a toy you can eat!” That’s what playdoh is for

  • @fireruby1882
    @fireruby1882 Рік тому +11

    I remember the extendable hose commercial when I was a kid and I wanted one 😂THAT was actually useful lol it shouldn’t be on this compilation cuz it’s amazing
    Edit was a spelling error

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 6 років тому +1583

    I want Wendy to be my friend so she can make going to places like the DMV and the IRS as exciting as going to Disneyland. Or just to have her yell “eggshells in my quiche” to make me laugh when I’m sad.

    • @sleepybanana6055
      @sleepybanana6055 5 років тому +8

      Heather McFarland Lol 😂

    • @BabyBunny0411
      @BabyBunny0411 5 років тому +9

      In I'm 5 months late but at the dmv I imagine them like "okay and heres your new tabs"
      Wendy: wooHOOOooo😀

    • @princessj624
      @princessj624 2 роки тому +3

      And she could hook you up with lots of Snapple.

  • @theroastduck641
    @theroastduck641 5 років тому +784

    Roses are red
    Don’t drink bleach
    There’s a mess on the stove
    *aNd EgGsHeLLs iN mY qUiChE!!*

    • @novaofthenorth
      @novaofthenorth 5 років тому +9

      theroastduck ahahhhhhhahaaaaBFJOCNDBSl THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @keira_lxo4198
      @keira_lxo4198 4 роки тому +7

      this deserves more likes omg this is amazing 😅😅

    • @bleach7343
      @bleach7343 4 роки тому +1

      I didn't listen to the sencond one...

    • @elichurch1755
      @elichurch1755 4 роки тому +1

      Connor get a therapist mate

    • @h_thr
      @h_thr 4 роки тому

      *yessss*

  • @gyobfan22
    @gyobfan22 Рік тому +3

    "Egg shells in my quiche!!"🤣

  • @Pininiko
    @Pininiko 7 місяців тому +8

    3:10 GOJO?? AS IN THE GOJO FROM JUJUSTU KAISEN??? HIT ANIME AND MANGA???

    • @user-lw8ks2nd2e
      @user-lw8ks2nd2e 25 днів тому

      I CAME STRAIGHT TO THR COMMENTS DROM THAT

  • @hannahkern9675
    @hannahkern9675 3 роки тому +2747

    No one else:
    Daz trying to sleep: "EGgshells in my QUIche!"
    His gf trying to sleep: WTF-

  • @followthewizard359
    @followthewizard359 5 років тому +879

    Man, if this Wendy lady hosted a cooking show, I'd watch the hell out of it

  • @hi_im_taylor1772
    @hi_im_taylor1772 2 роки тому +7

    11:48
    Cue me eating the nightmarionne prize in help wanted just because I can

  • @saraharts8739
    @saraharts8739 Рік тому +7

    2:51 *AMERICA, DAZ. AMERICA*

  • @ithrowkittens
    @ithrowkittens 4 роки тому +1614

    Daz: EGHgSheLLS in MEH QUiCHe laughing uncontrolable
    Me: Trying not to laugh so hard to wake up y family but failing.

    • @pretzelofthefire185
      @pretzelofthefire185 4 роки тому +10

      That’s me right now 😂

    • @waves_81
      @waves_81 3 роки тому +1

      That part was hilarious

    • @someth1ngstupid
      @someth1ngstupid 3 роки тому +3

      Do you laugh at funny stuff at night? Try the newest product on the shelf, CHLOROFORM!
      So you and your family can sleep peacefully!

    • @reny_b296
      @reny_b296 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @asmr.by.mia.3564
      @asmr.by.mia.3564 3 роки тому

      Samee

  • @amandalopez6785
    @amandalopez6785 6 років тому +540

    how was the eggshells in my quiche thing not a popular vine LMFAOOO

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 6 років тому +14

      Amanda Lopez I would’ve loved hit everywhere instead of the great fre sha vacado it was just EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE

    • @fireflake6877
      @fireflake6877 6 років тому +4

      Amanda Lopez ayeee ikr lol

    • @nbryan0585
      @nbryan0585 4 роки тому

      What’s a quiche anyways

    • @gillianfleischer5620
      @gillianfleischer5620 3 роки тому

      Because people’s the internet love dumb shit XD

  • @charlielynch1690
    @charlielynch1690 2 роки тому +6

    Daz ur laugh is contagious, never change legend

  • @llamathings49x61
    @llamathings49x61 2 роки тому +8

    11:14
    Sour patch kids, or literally any other sweet

  • @melenaa
    @melenaa 4 роки тому +146

    3:19 "the Go-joe goes on with one hand..."
    *Next man proceeds to use BOTH hands when putting it on*
    🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

  • @julietwilson2769
    @julietwilson2769 5 років тому +506

    best moments: "NoThInG mUm JuSt WaTcHiNg PoRn"
    "EGG SHELLS IN MY QUICHE"
    "So YoU'lL sEe EvErYtUrN"
    "Sorry I got some pepsi on meh bib"
    XD XD XD

    • @zennious4933
      @zennious4933 4 роки тому +7

      Juliet Wilson forgot the happy sack

    • @RoyaleBryYT
      @RoyaleBryYT 4 роки тому +3

      liam wells no he/she didn’t “so you’ll see every turn” that’s part of the happy sack thing

    • @vast-samara_6892
      @vast-samara_6892 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry um did you just say XD XD XD 💀😷

    • @darcygardner415
      @darcygardner415 3 роки тому +2

      4:06
      6:16
      9:07
      10:23

    • @mileythewisefox
      @mileythewisefox 3 роки тому +1

      @@darcygardner415 Thank you so much

  • @ElvisPresIey
    @ElvisPresIey 2 роки тому +6

    Daz’s laugh is so contagious that I laughed so hard.

  • @fungaming145
    @fungaming145 3 роки тому +3

    Now in quarantine I will say my mom have a par of bright feet

  • @kidtokyo10
    @kidtokyo10 4 роки тому +1720

    I almost spit out my ramen when I heard “EGgSHELLs iNMY QUicHE”

  • @islanotley1201
    @islanotley1201 6 років тому +445

    "Sorrah, i got some pepsi on me bib" 😂😂
    Has me dead😂

  • @godcarrot5452
    @godcarrot5452 2 роки тому +1

    Lady: egg shells in my quiche *continues to dig at teeth*
    Daz:EGG SHELLS IN MY ≋੧≋ᶸ≋ꜞ≋ᶜ≋ᑋ≋ᵉ≋
    💀💀

  • @miyagido1925
    @miyagido1925 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much Daz, you always make my day

  • @ciennayeager2593
    @ciennayeager2593 4 роки тому +893

    Me: *doesnt find something funny*
    Daz: *finds it funny and can’t stop laughing*
    Me: *now legit can’t stop laughing*

  • @zero_livi2002
    @zero_livi2002 3 роки тому +378

    "to stop unwanted accidents , just slip it on"
    Me: crying laughing
    Also me: realsing my parents should've watched this

    • @amrithavp
      @amrithavp 3 роки тому +9

      OMG [laughing emoji] [laughing emoji]

    • @harlemharris7013
      @harlemharris7013 3 роки тому +7

      Mood

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 3 роки тому +2

      @doggie 970 Why not? 🤔

    • @8thwonder386
      @8thwonder386 3 роки тому +2

      200𝘁𝗵 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲

    • @lad3497
      @lad3497 3 роки тому +3

      @ur_average_trans_guy I was an accident, I wasn’t planed my parents didn’t even want a kid but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing, my parents call me a happy little accident

  • @isoBronxy
    @isoBronxy 3 роки тому

    I’m watching a lot of Daz in this quarantine asw 🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @ablazemoon3574
    @ablazemoon3574 3 роки тому +1

    “I got sum pepsi on me beb 😂😂😂😂 sounds like lee Evan😂

  • @brookedobbs640
    @brookedobbs640 6 років тому +271

    "Her sister has already been eaten by a crocodile."😂😂

    • @i.am.weirxd
      @i.am.weirxd 6 років тому +4

      brooke dobbs MY FELLOW SAMURAI! I see you got the brotha Cory

    • @hunterl7412
      @hunterl7412 6 років тому +1

      At least he didn't eat her quiche 😳

    • @willowwoo4184
      @willowwoo4184 5 років тому

      FUCKOFF

    • @oztreyy
      @oztreyy 5 років тому

      brooke dobbs bro that shit had me crying 🤣🤣

    • @lisamcgrath1506
      @lisamcgrath1506 5 років тому

      Samurai slice that like button

  • @fi3rc3._27
    @fi3rc3._27 5 років тому +161

    EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE😱😱😱😱

  • @amybrowning3182
    @amybrowning3182 3 роки тому +1

    I can't breathe!!!! 😂😂😂 this guy makes my day!

  • @sports_lover4470
    @sports_lover4470 3 роки тому +2

    I love how everyone is saying eggshells in my quiche beautiful just beautiful

  • @justalittleheehee6120
    @justalittleheehee6120 3 роки тому +2498

    Fun fact: My grandma would buy every single one of these

    • @bananaking2417
      @bananaking2417 3 роки тому +50

      Your grandma is a person of culture

    • @imaconfusedqueer82
      @imaconfusedqueer82 3 роки тому +22

      Yeah mine too. It shocks me she doesn’t have any already

    • @justalittleheehee6120
      @justalittleheehee6120 3 роки тому +18

      @@imaconfusedqueer82 my thoughts exactly

    • @R0L0s
      @R0L0s 2 роки тому +7

      So relatable

    • @robinhoodlmfao1816
      @robinhoodlmfao1816 2 роки тому +10

      Same and then after a few years she would give it to my parents 😂😂

  • @sierra-x
    @sierra-x 5 років тому +169

    My grandma gave me a “happy sack” last month and I never knew what it was supposed to be until this video

  • @alisaoberhausen3021
    @alisaoberhausen3021 2 роки тому

    I'm so glad I found daz during lockdown, it has been great

  • @im_Game711
    @im_Game711 Рік тому +1

    Daz's comedy + Daz's laugh = me rolling with laughter.

  • @riskyb3069
    @riskyb3069 3 роки тому +751

    "Sorry I got some Pepsi on meh bib" I'm ded😂😂😂

  • @jamesprice2163
    @jamesprice2163 5 років тому +186

    Wendy had 40 red bulls and a line of coke before going on set lol

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 5 років тому +5

      Damn didnt think id get that right im glad she's clean now cocaine will mess you up

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 5 років тому

      @Evelyn Delorie i had a friend who was addicted to it sadly they didnt get clean and od'd in a truck stop bathroom

    • @foxxyblieu9
      @foxxyblieu9 5 років тому

      Chloe lol life is strange

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 5 років тому

      @@foxxyblieu9 yep my favorite character from my favorite game

    • @graceisdedlol2742
      @graceisdedlol2742 5 років тому

      @@jamesprice2163 I'm so sorry!

  • @spicebang2.066
    @spicebang2.066 Рік тому +1

    Daz isn’t just a UA-camr. He talks to us like he’s known us for years. Even the new fans. I felt like he was my supportive best friend the first video I watched!

  • @halloweensacrifice
    @halloweensacrifice 4 місяці тому

    I love watching these types of Daz games videos everytime I lose the energy to draw, it boosts my energy

  • @narusena
    @narusena 6 років тому +106

    10:22 "sorreh, ai gout some pepsi on me bib"

  • @shutup1742
    @shutup1742 5 років тому +1150

    Nobody:
    Not even a soul:
    Literally NOBODY:
    Wendy: *Eggshells in my quiche!*

  • @Bear_the_shepherd
    @Bear_the_shepherd 2 роки тому

    Saving for future self.
    Re-watching Daz's videos today - 28th of January 2022 at 20:10

  • @hangezoe4930
    @hangezoe4930 Рік тому +1

    I started learning English with Daz, he’s so incredible tbh

  • @beckym9106
    @beckym9106 5 років тому +416

    ''every time your phone rings you have to find it and pick it up''
    #FirstWorldProblems

    • @gothicgirl9003
      @gothicgirl9003 5 років тому +5

      Yeeeeeeep

    • @kissronni8459
      @kissronni8459 5 років тому +2

      The real problem is when u need to wake up find it and pick up

  • @anahernandez8197
    @anahernandez8197 5 років тому +680

    Dear Daz,
    It's 3 am and I'm supposed to be asleep and I'm not supposed to be on my phone
    And I busted out laughing
    And now I'm gonna die.
    Thank you Daz. Thank you.

  • @annadowling8195
    @annadowling8195 3 роки тому +1

    I nearly spat out my food coz he laugh is contagious. I love it!😌😂😂

  • @sirjohneleth
    @sirjohneleth 2 роки тому

    Daz my friend was the only one I knew that watched you and so she introduced me to your videos and I love them! I introduced your videos to my whole class and now nearly all of them are subscribed XD

  • @fallon_milloy1185
    @fallon_milloy1185 5 років тому +222

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    No one on earth:
    Not even god:
    Daz: THERES A EGG SHELL IN MY QUICHE

    • @unicornlily3180
      @unicornlily3180 4 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 4 роки тому +4

      THERE'S AN EGGSHELL IN MY BOOT and THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY QUICHE

    • @emmaluck6409
      @emmaluck6409 4 роки тому

      Fallon_ Milloy is that how u spell quiche

    • @falow3934
      @falow3934 4 роки тому

      So is Daz on some different planet?
      ‘No one on earth’

  • @Arwen_XIV
    @Arwen_XIV 3 роки тому +233

    "There's an eggshell in my Quiche!"
    I fucking cried XDDD

  • @lidijamarinkovic1651
    @lidijamarinkovic1651 2 роки тому +1

    I love it when he starts to laughs and then stops and waits till the moment is coming to laugh again 😂😂😂

  • @caitlincampbell1506
    @caitlincampbell1506 10 місяців тому

    I frequently go back to this video because I love it so much lol 😂😂😂 cracks me up every time

  • @jade4537
    @jade4537 4 роки тому +743

    “How can you eat a sausage that’s been sculpted to look like a person”
    The same way you eat a gingerbread man

    • @izumimidoriya3856
      @izumimidoriya3856 4 роки тому +8

      YES

    • @zimpk8033
      @zimpk8033 4 роки тому +9

      Precisely

    • @EllieDickinson28
      @EllieDickinson28 4 роки тому +5

      Sofia Ivanova Elvira
      I don’t eat gingerbread men for 2 reasons, 1.) I don’t like ginger or gingerbread and 2.) I feel bad for anything that has a face

    • @Kazza_8240
      @Kazza_8240 4 роки тому +7

      What about jelly babies? 🤔

    • @jade4537
      @jade4537 4 роки тому +7

      Kazza 8240 And gummy bears 😂

  • @jaaykaay
    @jaaykaay 5 років тому +73

    *"Eggshells in my quiche!"*

  • @pretzeldayandere
    @pretzeldayandere 2 роки тому

    Watching this with a hay fever. Can't stop coughing from laughing so hard! Luv u Daz! ❤️

  • @sander.sides.fander3454
    @sander.sides.fander3454 3 роки тому +1

    Daz in spring: sorry guys my hay fever is acting up

  • @nurtrbl
    @nurtrbl 5 років тому +229

    DAZ? WATCHES
    EGGSHELLS? QUICHE
    HOTEL? TRIVAGO

  • @mollymoroose3016
    @mollymoroose3016 3 роки тому +995

    Daz : HELOooooooooo Wendy
    Me: laughing at 3 am hoping my parents don’t hear me

  • @alphawxlf3mber974
    @alphawxlf3mber974 2 роки тому

    I havent laughed so hard in 2 years XD THANKYOU FOR THIS JOY

  • @fozziemeow9313
    @fozziemeow9313 2 місяці тому +1

    im glad im watching this while drunk on wine, because its so funny 🤣

  • @laura-xv9ej
    @laura-xv9ej 6 років тому +145

    Daz’s laugh is the BEST 😂😂

    • @IzhakIb
      @IzhakIb 6 років тому +1

      Sillybilly Xox for real tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thedreamchapter8116
      @thedreamchapter8116 6 років тому +2

      It’s so contagious 😂

    • @Vshzn
      @Vshzn 6 років тому +1

      Ikr its so funny