Daz Watches Worst Infomercials
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- Опубліковано 12 чер 2018
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the “egg shells in my quiche!” thing really gives off “lipstick in my valentino white bag” vibes
I fully support this and love it
Yes
i forgot about that vine, now i am very happy to rememeber that gem
100%
YES
"Can I say one more thing?"
" *YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT DARLING* "
Pidgeon OakBreast me to my crush
@@mysticshroomsss relatable😆
Drunken Ho yeah.. 😂
If you're immune to Daz's laugh, you're a sociopath.
My dogs cocks their heads everytime he laughs
@NOOBIEST yup
guess ima sociopath
I'm never immune to his laugh! It's what makes me happy everyday!!!
Or eating
“Sorreh....I got some Pepsi on my bib”
THAT KILLLEDD ME THE VOICE HE USED 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂 LMAOOO
6:09 "AnD eGgShElLs iN mY qUiChE!"
*Daz dies of laughter for 29 seconds as well as me*
NOT IN MY QUICHE
It’s my favourite part I die every time
The way he said it thouhj
6:09>69
Lmao
I couldn’t breathe for a bit, I was laughing so hard.
"Sorry I got some Pepsi on me bib"
Gold
IM DEAD.
I laughed so hard i cried lol
BackAxeTheCharacter I
BackAxeTheCharacter some not so
I hope he does that voice a LOT more because OH MY GODDDDD
“If I look like I’m crying, it’s probably cuz I am.”
*Understatement of the century*
No matter how horrifying Daz’s laugh is sometimes, it is so contagious. I can’t help but laugh along with him 😂
10:21
SoRrY, i GoT sOmE pEpSi On Me BiB !!!
Omfg I'm dead !!!😂😂😂
Rebecca OSBORNE I’ve literally developed abs from laughing so hard
Same here 😂
Rebecca OSBORNE I’m wheezing
Same
Same
‘Wendy’: And EGGSHELLS In my quiche!
Daz: AAAAaAAaAHhhHhAAaaAa EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE **waves arms in air**
when he did that i literally cried from laughter xD
Same
@@bestbuilder123x4 isn't he the greatest :) he's like a brother to me oddly enough even though we're not related,also im so happy he has a girlfriend
BUT WAAAAAAAAAAIT!!
@@sarahramsey289 me too lol
2024 anyone?
Hi
Halloooo
yessir
Mee
Yes… just yes
7:09 I CAN'T WITH THIS WOMAN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"*HELLO FROM WENDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!*"
gives me life 💀😭😭
Haha 😆 😂
Hellllllllo from David
@@DavidJr-ig5og Helllllllllo from Rachel
Hellllllo from Eiko
@@Nick-mg5xk hellllllooooo from kevin
_"EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE"_
kooketh-shooketh_imdone YES IM ROLLING
ARMY!
I know I can't stop laughing 😊 (army!)
Your username is killing me 😂
kooketh-shooketh_imdone jungkooketh is shooketh? Amazing. Also IN. MY. *QUICHE.*
I love how at the end Daz is just as passionate about his merch as Wendy with her kitchen gadgets
9:18 ah yes, the three colors, black, pink, and zebra
Zebra is my color!
"sorreh... I got some pepsi on meh bib..."
THAT KILLED ME LMFAO 😭😭😭
same
sAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me to it is just to funny
I berst out in laughter
He sounded like Marvin The Martian lmaoaoao
EGGSHELLS? IN _MY_ QUICHE?
It's more likely than you think.
Did you get eggshells in your quiche and it wasn't your fault? You might be entitled to compensation
11:01 'Hot dogs, they're as American as baseball and apple pie'
Hotdogs - German
Apple pie - English
Baseball - English
America has no culture, I have realised that.
True😂
They are thieves 🤠
I mean you can't really blame them that much, Rome stole everything from everyone when they were the peak civilisation back in the day, most of it coming from Greeks, Celts and Assyrians.
I swear to god when he said "Hello Dazlers" 5:38 he sounded like Gru from Despicable me 🤣
10:23
*spills Pepsi on slob stopper*
Daz: “bleh bleh eh SoReY i GaH sUm PiPsi on mE beb”
This is what real comedy is.
daz is a mood
That made me laugh so hard
Alexandra Charlton me too
I laughed sohard
Daz’s voice makes it all the more funny he sounded like Andy from Little Britain when saying that
"EGG SHELLS IN MY KEESH!!"
iPugsieHD you spelled quiche wrong.
Lol it's quiche
i read this as she said it
iPugsieHD learn to spell
Dani elle - learn to not ruin things.
“Its like a toy u can eat!”
Gen Z in highschool: I need that for every single item I have in my room!
i haven’t laughed this hard in a long time omg i can’t breathe
“eggs shells IN MY QUICHE”
EGG SHELLS IN MY QUICHE😂😂😂6:16
Elora I read that as she said it
😂😂
Elora lol 😅
I fucking cried 😂😂😂
You should do another youtuber impression video 😂😂😂😂
Wendy drank 30 energy drinks before she filmed her infomercial
Red she probably died after that infomercial
Red wow
mhm agreed
Red You can tell because of how aggressively she cracked those eggs... literally slams them on the bowl like damn can’t relate
she need to learm control in her hands an di think she killed daz
Daz isn’t fat he’s just full of love
Being fat isn’t bad
🎶Bodyyyyyyy typessssss !!!! 🎶
@joey uhhhhh idk where you're living but here in reality overweight=unhealthy
2024 where you at?
Mess on the stove,
Mess on the counter,
AnD eGg ShElLs iN mY qUiChE
lisa cahill I think the comments are funnier then the video
Kylie Garrison not true, the video is hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh I hate when that happens
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
IF YOU ORDER NOW ILL THROW IN THE EASY SCRAMBLER, JUST FOR YOU!!!
Wendy: *snorts coke before commercial*
Wendy 5 minutes later: *WOOOOOOOO* *slams head on stove*
OMG this comment made me laugh so hard.
I almost died of laughter
WOOP! Brandon Rodgers ref
You don't snort crack
Saki Miyu cocain is a hella of a drug...
"It's like a toy you can eat" that's what she said.
Anyone watching this in 2024??
Me lol this one had me rolling everytime
Everybody’s talking about the eggshells but what about
“Sorry i dropped some pepsi on my bib” i literally chocked 😂
10:20
MollyP8587 I’m laughing at happysack
Pttttts haha haha 🤣
Awokenfearr same 😂😂
Lol
I never thought I would find a UA-cam who would genuinely make me laugh so much I cried.
You have 69 likes I would like your comment but I don't want to ruin perfection
i did to
Have you watch his Friday the 13th series?
"A youtube"?
Damn how many youtubes are there?
DUDE ME TOO
"What's your favorite color? "
"Zebra."
8:49 I just love the laugh 😂 I could watch Daz reactions all day 😄
“Slob Stopper”
Me: *looses it at the name*
Caēsÿ same
I swear whenever daz laughs it makes the situation 10 times funnier
Underated comment
His laugh is contagious. 😂 Definitely makes me giggle with him.
Daz just being in the world makes things funnier and better
Yep
FACTS
9:25 Daz: ok we’ve got black, Love it. Pink, who doesn’t? But there’s no zebra!
Daz has got to realise he’s only wearing black and white 😑
There's also grey.
The fact that I remember all of these when I was younger just traumatizes me even more than I already am
Daz’s laugh is contagious. Especially the one at 9:59
10:30
yes i agree so much
Agreed
Dark Trainer Z innit it wont even be funny for me *daz laughs* *i laugh* 😂😂
I KNOW.
😂😂😂
“It’s like a toy you can eat!” That’s what playdoh is for
I remember the extendable hose commercial when I was a kid and I wanted one 😂THAT was actually useful lol it shouldn’t be on this compilation cuz it’s amazing
Edit was a spelling error
I want Wendy to be my friend so she can make going to places like the DMV and the IRS as exciting as going to Disneyland. Or just to have her yell “eggshells in my quiche” to make me laugh when I’m sad.
Heather McFarland Lol 😂
In I'm 5 months late but at the dmv I imagine them like "okay and heres your new tabs"
Wendy: wooHOOOooo😀
And she could hook you up with lots of Snapple.
Roses are red
Don’t drink bleach
There’s a mess on the stove
*aNd EgGsHeLLs iN mY qUiChE!!*
theroastduck ahahhhhhhahaaaaBFJOCNDBSl THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂
this deserves more likes omg this is amazing 😅😅
I didn't listen to the sencond one...
Connor get a therapist mate
*yessss*
"Egg shells in my quiche!!"🤣
3:10 GOJO?? AS IN THE GOJO FROM JUJUSTU KAISEN??? HIT ANIME AND MANGA???
I CAME STRAIGHT TO THR COMMENTS DROM THAT
No one else:
Daz trying to sleep: "EGgshells in my QUIche!"
His gf trying to sleep: WTF-
Hannah Kern First
@@tomasfedje7790 what
“I love this women!”
Daz’s gf: ....
@🌸Taybee games🌸 Linda actually is daz's gf
@@oldsport8838 I'm confused?
Man, if this Wendy lady hosted a cooking show, I'd watch the hell out of it
I totally agree. Personally I would rather her just make her famous quiche
Same bro
OMG! same
It would replace the Kardashians
Be careful, you dont want to get any egg shells in your *keesh*
11:48
Cue me eating the nightmarionne prize in help wanted just because I can
2:51 *AMERICA, DAZ. AMERICA*
Daz: EGHgSheLLS in MEH QUiCHe laughing uncontrolable
Me: Trying not to laugh so hard to wake up y family but failing.
That’s me right now 😂
That part was hilarious
Do you laugh at funny stuff at night? Try the newest product on the shelf, CHLOROFORM!
So you and your family can sleep peacefully!
Yes
Samee
how was the eggshells in my quiche thing not a popular vine LMFAOOO
Amanda Lopez I would’ve loved hit everywhere instead of the great fre sha vacado it was just EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE
Amanda Lopez ayeee ikr lol
What’s a quiche anyways
Because people’s the internet love dumb shit XD
Daz ur laugh is contagious, never change legend
11:14
Sour patch kids, or literally any other sweet
3:19 "the Go-joe goes on with one hand..."
*Next man proceeds to use BOTH hands when putting it on*
🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
best moments: "NoThInG mUm JuSt WaTcHiNg PoRn"
"EGG SHELLS IN MY QUICHE"
"So YoU'lL sEe EvErYtUrN"
"Sorry I got some pepsi on meh bib"
XD XD XD
Juliet Wilson forgot the happy sack
liam wells no he/she didn’t “so you’ll see every turn” that’s part of the happy sack thing
Sorry um did you just say XD XD XD 💀😷
4:06
6:16
9:07
10:23
@@darcygardner415 Thank you so much
Daz’s laugh is so contagious that I laughed so hard.
FRR 😭
Now in quarantine I will say my mom have a par of bright feet
I almost spit out my ramen when I heard “EGgSHELLs iNMY QUicHE”
6:16
Quiche*
@@justrubylol9074 lol he said that, dumbass
@@TheOnlyBlancy First, he edited it after. Second, come @ me bitch
Just Ruby Lol 😂
"Sorrah, i got some pepsi on me bib" 😂😂
Has me dead😂
🤣🤣🤣
I watched it like 50 times and i still laugh
same haha/ im still laughing now!
CyberWolfVlogs EXXXXXACTLY,
Isla Notley same lmao
Lady: egg shells in my quiche *continues to dig at teeth*
Daz:EGG SHELLS IN MY ≋੧≋ᶸ≋ꜞ≋ᶜ≋ᑋ≋ᵉ≋
💀💀
Thank you so much Daz, you always make my day
Me: *doesnt find something funny*
Daz: *finds it funny and can’t stop laughing*
Me: *now legit can’t stop laughing*
It happens to me too
Same
Same
He makes lame stuff funny
i cant relate
"to stop unwanted accidents , just slip it on"
Me: crying laughing
Also me: realsing my parents should've watched this
OMG [laughing emoji] [laughing emoji]
Mood
@doggie 970 Why not? 🤔
200𝘁𝗵 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲
@ur_average_trans_guy I was an accident, I wasn’t planed my parents didn’t even want a kid but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing, my parents call me a happy little accident
I’m watching a lot of Daz in this quarantine asw 🙌🏽🙌🏽
“I got sum pepsi on me beb 😂😂😂😂 sounds like lee Evan😂
"Her sister has already been eaten by a crocodile."😂😂
brooke dobbs MY FELLOW SAMURAI! I see you got the brotha Cory
At least he didn't eat her quiche 😳
FUCKOFF
brooke dobbs bro that shit had me crying 🤣🤣
Samurai slice that like button
EGGSHELLS IN MY QUICHE😱😱😱😱
I can't breathe!!!! 😂😂😂 this guy makes my day!
I love how everyone is saying eggshells in my quiche beautiful just beautiful
Fun fact: My grandma would buy every single one of these
Your grandma is a person of culture
Yeah mine too. It shocks me she doesn’t have any already
@@imaconfusedqueer82 my thoughts exactly
So relatable
Same and then after a few years she would give it to my parents 😂😂
My grandma gave me a “happy sack” last month and I never knew what it was supposed to be until this video
I died reading this
I'm so glad I found daz during lockdown, it has been great
Daz's comedy + Daz's laugh = me rolling with laughter.
"Sorry I got some Pepsi on meh bib" I'm ded😂😂😂
I read this while he said it lmao
Best voice of daz
LOL
I nearly screamed, I was laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
I was laughing so hard my chest was agony 😂🤣🤣🤣
Wendy had 40 red bulls and a line of coke before going on set lol
Damn didnt think id get that right im glad she's clean now cocaine will mess you up
@Evelyn Delorie i had a friend who was addicted to it sadly they didnt get clean and od'd in a truck stop bathroom
Chloe lol life is strange
@@foxxyblieu9 yep my favorite character from my favorite game
@@jamesprice2163 I'm so sorry!
Daz isn’t just a UA-camr. He talks to us like he’s known us for years. Even the new fans. I felt like he was my supportive best friend the first video I watched!
I love watching these types of Daz games videos everytime I lose the energy to draw, it boosts my energy
10:22 "sorreh, ai gout some pepsi on me bib"
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Literally NOBODY:
Wendy: *Eggshells in my quiche!*
Wendy is weird
Lmao 😂
LINDA!!!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!??!?
@@Todd-bj7is Wendy is on drugs
😂😍
Saving for future self.
Re-watching Daz's videos today - 28th of January 2022 at 20:10
I started learning English with Daz, he’s so incredible tbh
''every time your phone rings you have to find it and pick it up''
#FirstWorldProblems
Yeeeeeeep
The real problem is when u need to wake up find it and pick up
Dear Daz,
It's 3 am and I'm supposed to be asleep and I'm not supposed to be on my phone
And I busted out laughing
And now I'm gonna die.
Thank you Daz. Thank you.
rebel 😯
What happened now
R.I.P Ana Hernandez, a fellow dazzler
Mood
Me too
I nearly spat out my food coz he laugh is contagious. I love it!😌😂😂
Daz my friend was the only one I knew that watched you and so she introduced me to your videos and I love them! I introduced your videos to my whole class and now nearly all of them are subscribed XD
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
No one on earth:
Not even god:
Daz: THERES A EGG SHELL IN MY QUICHE
XD
THERE'S AN EGGSHELL IN MY BOOT and THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY QUICHE
Fallon_ Milloy is that how u spell quiche
So is Daz on some different planet?
‘No one on earth’
"There's an eggshell in my Quiche!"
I fucking cried XDDD
Yes
I love it when he starts to laughs and then stops and waits till the moment is coming to laugh again 😂😂😂
I frequently go back to this video because I love it so much lol 😂😂😂 cracks me up every time
“How can you eat a sausage that’s been sculpted to look like a person”
The same way you eat a gingerbread man
YES
Precisely
Sofia Ivanova Elvira
I don’t eat gingerbread men for 2 reasons, 1.) I don’t like ginger or gingerbread and 2.) I feel bad for anything that has a face
What about jelly babies? 🤔
Kazza 8240 And gummy bears 😂
*"Eggshells in my quiche!"*
Watching this with a hay fever. Can't stop coughing from laughing so hard! Luv u Daz! ❤️
Daz in spring: sorry guys my hay fever is acting up
DAZ? WATCHES
EGGSHELLS? QUICHE
HOTEL? TRIVAGO
red light green light? swag
Daz : HELOooooooooo Wendy
Me: laughing at 3 am hoping my parents don’t hear me
Literally me right now😂😂
Haha same
YASS EVERYYTIME I LAUGH SO HARD
Le death by laughter
literally me rn
I havent laughed so hard in 2 years XD THANKYOU FOR THIS JOY
im glad im watching this while drunk on wine, because its so funny 🤣
Daz’s laugh is the BEST 😂😂
Sillybilly Xox for real tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s so contagious 😂
Ikr its so funny