DAZ WATCHES CHEAPSKATE DATING
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- Опубліковано 11 жов 2020
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“LINDA! BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT TO PUT CREAM UP MY ARSE!”
his daughter: what the fu-
why am i here ? just to suffer ?
I read this as he said it 😂 LMAO
😂😂
HAHA INIT
Her friends 🤨
The two roommates while the guy is on a date : QUICK FLUSH THE TOILET BEFORE HE COMES HOME
😂😂😂😂
the people who replied 😭😭
(except the first person)
omg they keep going
AH STOPPPPPP
stoppppp 😭😭
Whos here in 2024
𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓮
Present
Fr
Yo ✌🏾
Here
daz clearly not knowing US yogurt cups look like they’re upside down is probably my favorite thing ever
I was just commenting about that😂
Same, was just thinking about trying to explain but looks like several people already had the same thought 🤣
Exactly 🤣🤣
How do they look? Oh!, I've just seen it! Weird 🤣🤣🤣
Wait, really?! 😂
I feel his daughter when she’s on a FaceTime and the people she’s FaceTiming just hear, “LINDAAAAAA!”
Lol🤣
Wtf why are there so many comment b
ots
Linda is their leader@@polanski2399
@@MarieGarrett. lol
@@polanski2399 idk I’m freaked out
Man: _Is a cheapskate_
Also man: **Pays $3500 to make his car bouncy**
You know..the essentials😂
We all need a bouncy car
Da Feef indeed lol
You could pay less and I could make his car bouncy ;)
@@itskazooie3461 It'd also last a lot shorter tho ;/
I don’t care what anyone says, Daz has the most contagious laugh ever.
this is one of the only 2 people who make me laugh it's not even the things he's reacting to
Agreed ❤
Daz doesn’t laugh at the video,
He laughs at his own jokes.
Can you really blame him though?
@@ShadowDante7nah
if i was on a date and he says “i only flush once a week” i would get my ass up and leave
I’m saying! That’s disgusting asf and it probably smells too
😁✌️🏃💨
imagine just eating your food and hearing "i only flush once a week" i would have an accident
@@-JXYY5 the accident would be that i poisoned his food
Lmao same
"Footlongs, that's what i want in a woman" I CAN'T DEAL LMAO 11:14
Same you have no clue
lol
PLAY MINECRAFT MURDER MYSTERY WITH BIGB AGAIN I MISS YOU GUYS
Question, is he paying for these steaks and footlongs?
@@TheVaporeonrules234 its Daz, he's gonna pay for it, cause it's Daz and he is Dazzling
Watching Daz be confused at the way America's yogurt cups are built is just so entertaining because no it doesn't make sense 😭
I was gonna say they are actually right side up lol but this guy is nuts
Daz talking about eating food on a first date reminded me of mine and my boyfriend’s first date a few years ago. It was a BBQ place, and I was a regular there, because they had a bar and karaoke (this was precovid). So I’d explored a lot of the menu, and eventually settled on a few favorites. My boyfriend got a rack of ribs, and I completely unitentionally did the cliche first date girl thing. I got a salad. It was the bbq chicken salad, which was totally dope, and something that I regularly ordered, so I just didn’t think anything of it at the time. We still laugh about that.
The tongue tuck is actually when women remind themselves that murder is in fact illegal
Yeah, lmao. Seriously, though.
Indeed
True
Lmfao
This is correct
No one:
Daz: LINDAAAA!!!!!!
His daughter: oh shit he's filming again
Lol 😂. So true
His daughter: Dad I'm on a phone!
I wonder what happens when she had like a friend over and they hear “LINDAAAAA”
@@jazzhogue9909 he probably doesn’t film when her friends are over😭
@@lilyhall9941 fr
i can imagine your daughter on the phone and you’re just in the background screaming at linda about low disk space
Daz: “ Linda! Book me an appointment to have cream put holy arse!!”
Sarah in the room next door: “wtaf is he on about “
Love you daz you really make me happy
The dude: “I’m a Zumba dance instructer”
Daz: “no your not 😂”
@Lance Lowe alright miss spelling teacher geez
@@teddyworld6079 damn that roast was amazing 😎
@@antoninabatory1745 correct
he reacts to this on his satnav daz mentions like “oH iM nOt NoW aM i A jOkE tO yOu?!? MaN cHaNgEd My CaReEr In OnE sEnTeNcE”
@@antoninabatory1745 best of 2021
Imagine trying to hook up with a girl, and you say this:
“I oNlY fLuSh tHe ToIlEt oNcE a WeEk”
You might not get nothing
Won't be surpriesed when she's going to run away
XD
🤣🤣🤣
The girl be like 😃🔪
He didn't wanted ... Who in their right mind would tell this to ANYONE. Let alone on the first date. If I would found out such things about my any friend. I will be a distant frie.end. He's looks doesn't compensate for any of this bullshit 🍿
Can we just appreciate how much daz has helped a lot of us through hard times? and i know its corny but he has done so much for me and i dont think i would be happy right now if he wasnt alive
Believe in, and follow, Jesus Christ. He will fill you with peace beyond understanding. God bless you in Jesus' name, who is the name above all names and the only way to Heaven❤
@@PridelessChickz I do belive in Jesus Christ and god I’m just saying he’s also helped me through a lot
Daz and Poofesure and genuinely the funniest people when they scream or lose it
Yes
So True XD
Dazes daughter watching something in the other room:
Daz: “LINDA BOOK ME AND APPOINTMENT TO GET CREAM PUT UP MY ASS!!”
Dazes daughter: *sighs*
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😚
LINDA
@Connor Long lmao yes
Just another Tuesday XD
Thats exactly what I was thinking about 😂😂
“Take her to a nice place, dress to impress, just impress in general, but if all that fails move to the next one.” -Daz black
Words of a wise man🙏
Words to live by
Love ur Chanel daz
Is it just me or dose everyone watch one video over and over again
Why was I reading this right has I was watching him say it
lol when daz said "there's no kid in sight" 13:12 , the game which I was launching in the background started playing dark music
Sorry Daz, but the yogurt “top” is where he’s drinking from😂
“I would definitely go out with him again”
I guarantee she only said that for the camera
Is that aizawa I see👀
I AM NON BINARY AND I HAVE THE SAME HAIRSTYLE AS AIZAWA!!!!!! HA, I JUST REALIZED THAT!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Nah the camera man forced her to say it
Aizawa fans unite
@@alexreinhardt671 yes😗✌️💕
Nobody Can tell me that Daz isn’t the funniest human ever. Nobody 😂😂
The funniest person I’ve met
How about @imbrandonfarris
Nikki Huyzer Yes he is funny to
Lol agreed 😂
Lol😂
I would have just gotten up and walked out. If you can’t afford to take someone on a date you’ve asked them out on…don’t invite them in the first place. This guy honestly really, REALLY annoyed me. In fact I’d have got up, walked to a different table and ordered a MASSIVE meal to myself, paid my own bill and f***ed off
Omg that childhood dentist imitation had me in tears; I showed my husband and he also laughed! Keep doing what you do, Daz.
I would break into his house just to take the tags off his clothes.
Haha not funny # jk good one
Leave cups and plates for him please
I’d be your accomplice 😼
-Satan enters the chat-
Ugh fr tags are so annoying 😂
Imagine someone named “Linda” moves in next door and they just hear him screaming “LINDA”.....
LINDA
Neighbour:yes what is
Omg YES PLEASE!
And then they actually get him a bum cream appointment 💀
I have a really sore throat. It's going to get worse if I keep laughing. This guy is hilarious.
"This is all from when the guy passed away...he left it all here."
What was he supposed to do, bring it with him? 😭
"LET HER PICK, YOU PSYCHOPATH!!"
This gets me every time. 😂
Me too
He scared me at first then I just busted out laughing🤣🤣
13:46
Fr
*SHE'S A FULL GROWN WOMAN*
this mans gonna ask her to marry him with an onion ring
Oh fuck this comment got me 😂
😂
Or a ring pop😭
That he got from _this date_ 5 years ago, and he'd use the excuse that she should be grateful because this onion ring "is special because it was what I had on our first date."
Hahahahhhahahah
I love these old videos. Daz is truly the only youtuber that can make me laugh!
The “LINDA” never gets old 😂
This guy is annoying me, he should have a lot of money because he is basically stealing from his roommates so I don’t understand how he can’t afford to buy the lady tea and a meal to herself that is not from the kids menu.
FAX
True
For the first minute of reading it I thought u meant daz and I was confused 🤣🤣 but yes facts
Almost taught you where talking of daz lol
@@thefabledhunter5972 yeah same 😂
Greg: I don’t like paying for things
Also Greg: *haha car go bouncy*
The car community be like
*my car goes boing boing*
i like ur pfp
@@max-isnt-real
Thanks bro
“haha car go bouncy” PFFFFFFFT LMAO
Daz: -sees Greg drinking from an “upside down yogurt pot”-
Daz: -starts having a heart attack bc of the yogurt cup-
i wish i could explain american yogurt cups to him, i really do. But I'm too lazy to type it. XD love you daz
imagine his daughter just on ft to her friends and all of a sudden u hear "LINDAA! BOOK ME AN APOINTMENT TO PUT CREAM UP MY ARSE!" 😂💀
🤣🤣
😭💀💀
His poor daughter lol, but then again if he was my dad and my friends heard him yell that, they probably would just start laughing like crazy 😂😂😂
ass*
@@ariella8797 They definitely spelled it like that on purpose XD
This man has more confidence than pennies saved a year
@Savannah Puru LMAO- 😭🤚🏼
Hi I'm new her but I love his vids
69'th reply, I had to
@Savannah Puru legit same. Dirty mind gang ✊🏼
LMBO ONG
I keep watching this😂😂😂 best part 11:38
Daz ur literally the best person ever I wanna say u would be good friends with caseoh y’all are both funny asf
"I'll have a grain of rice, followed by lawn trimmings-"
I CAN'T
Vegans be like
That Made me laugh so hard, I had to rewind it like five times
I have never laugh so hard I kept re watching it and I nearly peed my pants 😭😭😭
THE VOICE IS WHAT GETS ME
And scissors so she can eat his armpit hair
Not gonna lie...being a cheapskate is not worth it at all. It's just disgusting, to be quite honest...
Exactly, there is one episode in which the family goes crazy and shares a coffin so when the second dies they dig the other up and throw them in together. By all means save money for nice things, but why live as if you are in poverty and save every cent for no purpose?
@@jarodmeijer6813 Oh, wow. You're able to really articulate things so well. I do have to agree that perpetuating the cheapskate life serves absolutely no purpose in trying to make things more meaningful in a certain person's life.
Yeah you would get sick and (in America) you now have to spend money on a medical bill :))
@@katiegrace1 I definitely know the feeling of having to pay expensive medical bills. It's like your whole world's tearing apart little by little and your financial savings wallet's crying whenever that happens...
Sophia Isabelle Nogara I agree, I see some of these videos and it pains me
7:00💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
You know, the best cheapskates are the ones who live off the grid.
I did not think his roommates would be actual people 🤣
i thought it would be those stuffed animals
Who else thought they would be statues or dolls or something
@Rita 21 y.o ! I WANT В 0 У !!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! wtf leave these people aloan like thares probes like 11 to 12 years old people watching this
Lol same👌👌👍
@@abigail4673 omggg sameeee 😂😂
Oh god when he said "Is there free refills on tea?" and "Do you wanna look at the kids menu?" I PHYSICALLY CRINGED - 😭😭😭
I felt so bad for the girl
Same
It physically hurt my soul when he was acting like that in the restaurant. Like, the fucking kids menu. She is in at least her mid twenties.
@@1jade6 EXACTLYYYY like be a gentleman and at least let her pick whatever she wants, and NOT FROM the kids menu either
@@taliyah3166 Sammeee, if i were her I'd just get up and leave at that point
I’ve watched all of his videos over and over he’s just so funny!!!😂
‚I’ll just have a grain of rice..cut it in half, throw the rest out.’ 😭😭🙏 10:36
He's not a cheapskate, he's just ridiculous, he's willing to spent 3,500 dollars to make his car look like it has the hiccups but wants his date to split a meal with him, on a first date of all things
Edit: Edited the price since I heard wrong and it was more which is even worse
Thanks thanos
35K my darling, not 3K😂
@@rebeka_jerala164 even worse
@@thanoswife1254 Right? 😂
@@thanoswife1254 Got a genuine laugh out of me for the hiccups comment so thanks 😂
He’s fingering the yogurt cups to wash them.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “doing the dishes”
*"Doing"* 😌👏
why is this not the top comment
Underrated
Such an underrated comment
XD
You’d think a cheapskate would just try to make more money rather than spend less like the rest of us😂
Coming from someone who worked at a gas station as a teenager- don't wash your car with the windshield washers. They're not water it's a chemical solution, and it can cause the paint on your car to peel. BOOM ruined paint job.
god he’s being so shameless about it too like “wanna see the kid’s menu?” and tryna pick her order for her like bro? can you read the room? she doesn’t wanna be there.
Reminds me of my dad, one time I went for lunch with him and he ordered from the kids menu coz its cheaper 🤦🏽♀️
“It’s painful bringing women back here” Daz proceeds to end this mans career “ you don’t bring women here look at you” lmao 😂
oof i mean that was a bit too much
He’s married stupid
@@Fisherer. agreed
Alittle but harsh I would say
@@mannyalway-baker2135 i mean he has a gf and a daughter tho so...
I just found this channel and you’re so hilarious I’m in tears 😭
5:50 those are Zoopals!
His roommates are even more stupid than him for not getting another place to live in
I’d rather be homeless than live with a sociopath
The only time the “sociopath” comment is valid
Some people say this is better then nothing but this is is some bull shit
Damn ur pfp is THICC
At least if you're homeless you can get people to help you and give you free food and especially in a hospital
That's not sociopathy. That's being weird and picking up weird habits because you feel you need to. If he was struggling financially I would understand better, but he's not
Daz Is the funniest person on this planet
I think we figured that out by now 🤣
Ikr
IKR
Ikr 💀
Took you long enough to find out
Daz’s favourite word : “LINDA“
There are $10 car washes. He's better off going to one of those than potentially ruining his car with a squegee
i just cannot with this cheapskate man. THE POOR WOMAN
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! yo wtf get out
@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 no
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! no just no.
@@iwantsexseemyvideo7149 there are children here yk
Ikr
Ok i am terrible at reading women, BUT this woman clearly doesn't want to be there!
Is the same guy you pf-😄
Yeah she doesnt want to be there cos she can't order what she wants. I hate being told what i can and can't order. you don't do that when you first meet someone. it doesn't look good xxx
SHUT UP ABOUT MY HEAD
I’m terrible at reading..
Bro-
From the look on a fellow woman's face
She don't want to at ALL
This had me laughing like a damn dying horse at 3 am💀💀
lol the yougurt cup wasn't upside down XD
daz u r a legend
“i’m a zumba dance teacher”
daz- NO UR NOT
😭
HAHAHRNDBJNEBEKE
I laughed at this
🤣😂 I liked that part
Lol but seriously I used to do Zumba and what he's doing ain't it. Zumba is all about Latin music and hip movements. He is just jumping like a white guy.
Typical white people shenanigans
House seller: why yes this is a peaceful and quiet neigborhood
Daz: LINDA BOOK ME A APPOINTMENT TO GET CREAM SHOVED UP MY ***
🤣🤣🤣
This commer just help make my day
@@LyfeWitDaniiiii great to hear merry late Christmas
@@ursaminor9780 merry late Christmas
Me: talking for once in my Zoom class
The background noise: LINDAA
I even enjoy Daz spitting 😅😅
You're the funniest man I have known EVER
Glad utube lead me to Daz watches
At 0:38 seconds me thinking it was my laptop
“I’m a Zumba dance instructor.”
“NO YOUR NOT!!!!”
That had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
deku!
🤣😂
mha!
Off topic but I love your pfp!?
I didn't mean to put the question mark there😅
The yogurt cup isn’t upside down. I know it’s strange but that’s how the yoplait cup looks like 😂
THANK THANK UUUU I’m sitting there like “daz it’s not upside down-“
The only yogurt container that doesn’t fall over because the spoon is too heavy
Welcome to America. We have upside down yogurt cups! 🤣😂
Haha I was scrolling through the comments just now to see if anyone realised that haha
Crying with laughter, havent laughed so hard in a long time! This has got to be my fave Daz vid 👍🤣
i need a gordon ramsey and daz collab asap
"I'm washing me and my clothes."
Beeeech I washing me and my clothes
😂😂😂😅
Guy be like: “I’m washin me an my clothessss”
😂😂oh my gosh yess
💀 I love that video
Haha
2:42 I can’t imagine being woken up by “LINDA!!!!!-“ bless her
Watching daz when I’m sick at 5 am sippin apple juice an Diet Coke is the best ❤😊
THE MAN COULD LITERALLY GO TO THE DOLLAR TREE AND GET PLATES, CUPS, FORKS, SPOONS, AND KNIFES FOR LIKE $20
Say it loud say it proud!
That 20 dollars over the budget
It’s mental illness init
@@chubbylemur9937 lmao
Bruh the poor woman was so uncomfortable during the “date” like omg 😂
@@mannyalway-baker2135 he's had plenty of girlfriends tho
@@mannyalway-baker2135 he's had many girlfriends and he managed to get one pregnant so what's your point
I would get the hell away from there once I saw plastic utensils and plates.
It was so hard watching through the whole video it disturbed me that much
@@mannyalway-baker2135 they didn't but ok
Is it just me who noticed the absolutely fire Rick and morty t-shirt🔥🔥🔥
“I’ve lived in Cincinnati, Ohio all my life” *cuts to him dancing in a tutu 😂
“Is he wearing a tutu, and dancing around in front of young women?”
This had me dead 😂
Lol Ikr 😂
The read more button won’t work
The youtube home page did a better job telling me about this upload than the notifications. YOU HAVE FAILED ME, UA-cam!
Same
dude same
Same
Same
I know right lol
That woman would have a better chance with a monk😂
AH WE LOVE YOU DAZ! 🤣🧡
Girl: “So what do you do besides keep cups and utensils?”
What he should’ve said: “I put cream up my arse and dance around in a tutu for a living.”
Absolutely inspirational
@MrWolf 'a person's buttocks or anus'
I love the word arse so much
Daz describing what he wants in a date is literally me 😂😂
12:27 JUMSCARE WARNING JESUS CHRIST
HAHAAA
My family is broke as hell and we’re not even this cheap
Same here
Same
Samee
Same
Same👁💧👄💧👁🔪
If anyone went on a date with me, you better expect me to eat:
-2 party size plates of nachos
-A huge bucket of chicken wings
-A rack of ribs
-An extra large pepperoni pizza
-3 tacos
-A bowl of macaroni and cheese
-A rotisserie chicken
-Some big ass fries
-4 giant slices of cheesecake
-7 pitchers of Iced tea
-8 Chocolate bars
-And an entire bottle of hot sauce
And I will eat it. ALL of it.
thats just a person bringing diabetes
My type of girl lmao
Well that’s how you efficiently get heart disease
Let's be friends
I relate to half of that- and surprisingly I’m a very healthy person
Ngl most UA-camrs get boring after about a year but Omds dazz has never stopped making me piss myself 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Daz: And what the **** is that??? I kept replaying it over and over again and just kept laughing at it!!!😂😂😂😂 Dazes videos never get old😂😂😂😂
I would rather live and die single and alone over a hundred lifetimes than live with this shady-AF, disgusting man.
ok then
Agreed
@@hellishlemon5903 yup
ladies and gentleman, the SMELL inside that bathroom is ✨ASTRONOMICAL✨
First of all that is the cutest picture of Billie I have ever seen. I need that profile pic!
no no, it’s ASStronomical😂
I love daz so much he makes me smile and laugh it makes my day 💞‼️
Daz is the best UA-cam dad figure ever 😂. Because he tells you things that some dads should tell you but don’t lol and he always makes you smile when you just don’t feel like it.
“The yogurt pot is UPSIDE DOWN!”
Me: ;-; “I-it’s...it’s not....it’s the yogurt brand that designs their cups like that”
Yoplay vibes
I- I swear I would like this comment but it’s at 69 likes and I just can’t take that away from you
@Timothy A Schuler Hedid think it through it is just not designed the same in the UK
It's Yoplait. I don't think they're international.
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