DAZ WATCHES CHEAPSKATE DATING

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  • @orlakillen3399
    @orlakillen3399 4 роки тому +6356

    The two roommates while the guy is on a date : QUICK FLUSH THE TOILET BEFORE HE COMES HOME

    • @stormyskyz4251
      @stormyskyz4251 4 роки тому +84

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tia5827
      @tia5827 4 роки тому +37

      the people who replied 😭😭
      (except the first person)

    • @tia5827
      @tia5827 4 роки тому +12

      omg they keep going

    • @tia5827
      @tia5827 4 роки тому +11

      AH STOPPPPPP

    • @tia5827
      @tia5827 4 роки тому +13

      stoppppp 😭😭

  • @kenziegeorgiavlogzzz479
    @kenziegeorgiavlogzzz479 4 роки тому +1912

    The dude: “I’m a Zumba dance instructer”
    Daz: “no your not 😂”

    • @teddyworld6079
      @teddyworld6079 3 роки тому +17

      @Lance Lowe alright miss spelling teacher geez

    • @antoninabatory1745
      @antoninabatory1745 3 роки тому +11

      @@teddyworld6079 damn that roast was amazing 😎

    • @plennary1858
      @plennary1858 3 роки тому +5

      @@antoninabatory1745 correct

    • @idontknowwhatimdoing6979
      @idontknowwhatimdoing6979 3 роки тому +1

      he reacts to this on his satnav daz mentions like “oH iM nOt NoW aM i A jOkE tO yOu?!? MaN cHaNgEd My CaReEr In OnE sEnTeNcE”

    • @Jell0be3n
      @Jell0be3n 3 роки тому +1

      @@antoninabatory1745 best of 2021

  • @nikhilchanda4344
    @nikhilchanda4344 4 роки тому +12256

    I feel his daughter when she’s on a FaceTime and the people she’s FaceTiming just hear, “LINDAAAAAA!”

  • @Byte0Cake
    @Byte0Cake 2 роки тому +689

    I don’t care what anyone says, Daz has the most contagious laugh ever.

    • @MyTolc
      @MyTolc Рік тому +2

      this is one of the only 2 people who make me laugh it's not even the things he's reacting to

    • @Alyssa4me
      @Alyssa4me Рік тому

      Agreed ❤

  • @autisticlettuce
    @autisticlettuce 3 роки тому +3875

    “LINDA! BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT TO PUT CREAM UP MY ARSE!”
    his daughter: what the fu-

  • @JakeGlobox
    @JakeGlobox 4 роки тому +5174

    "Footlongs, that's what i want in a woman" I CAN'T DEAL LMAO 11:14

    • @tylersmith_73
      @tylersmith_73 4 роки тому +22

      Same you have no clue

    • @They_luv_emma_vm
      @They_luv_emma_vm 4 роки тому +7

      lol

    • @zanzer1443
      @zanzer1443 4 роки тому +4

      PLAY MINECRAFT MURDER MYSTERY WITH BIGB AGAIN I MISS YOU GUYS

    • @TheVaporeonrules234
      @TheVaporeonrules234 4 роки тому +9

      Question, is he paying for these steaks and footlongs?

    • @vagiterianbogmonster3268
      @vagiterianbogmonster3268 4 роки тому +20

      @@TheVaporeonrules234 its Daz, he's gonna pay for it, cause it's Daz and he is Dazzling

  • @masque4040
    @masque4040 3 роки тому +911

    I love Daz's crazed laughter when Rodge says "It's painful bringing women back." It really made me laugh.

  • @20KNOX32
    @20KNOX32 2 роки тому +177

    Watching Daz be confused at the way America's yogurt cups are built is just so entertaining because no it doesn't make sense 😭

    • @tj6031
      @tj6031 Рік тому +4

      I was gonna say they are actually right side up lol but this guy is nuts

    • @Jumpshot_James77
      @Jumpshot_James77 3 місяці тому +1

      The ones in the UK are more commonly like a bowl instead of whatever they are in the States.

    • @w-ek9gu
      @w-ek9gu 11 днів тому +2

      to be fair, as an american, i also thought they were upside down.

    • @20KNOX32
      @20KNOX32 11 днів тому +1

      @w-ek9gu ME TOO IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

  • @ellafaich705
    @ellafaich705 4 роки тому +1322

    “Take her to a nice place, dress to impress, just impress in general, but if all that fails move to the next one.” -Daz black

    • @galaxynugget291
      @galaxynugget291 4 роки тому +20

      Words of a wise man🙏

    • @ej6975
      @ej6975 4 роки тому +14

      Words to live by

    • @sloanprod.5291
      @sloanprod.5291 4 роки тому +4

      Love ur Chanel daz

    • @souerc6411
      @souerc6411 4 роки тому +5

      Is it just me or dose everyone watch one video over and over again

    • @spenc8829
      @spenc8829 4 роки тому +2

      Why was I reading this right has I was watching him say it

  • @thedrock4270
    @thedrock4270 4 роки тому +22884

    Daz Is the funniest person on this planet

  • @googlesucksistgc5738
    @googlesucksistgc5738 4 роки тому +576

    god he’s being so shameless about it too like “wanna see the kid’s menu?” and tryna pick her order for her like bro? can you read the room? she doesn’t wanna be there.

    • @Dropletsojoy
      @Dropletsojoy 4 роки тому +4

      Reminds me of my dad, one time I went for lunch with him and he ordered from the kids menu coz its cheaper 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @BK-is5fj
      @BK-is5fj Місяць тому

      @@DropletsojoyLmao

    • @frostyelwood9898
      @frostyelwood9898 Місяць тому

      Only time we order from the kids menu is if we know we can’t eat a lot (eating issues)

  • @chloecarrington8018
    @chloecarrington8018 Рік тому +71

    Daz: “ Linda! Book me an appointment to have cream put holy arse!!”
    Sarah in the room next door: “wtaf is he on about “
    Love you daz you really make me happy

  • @Nexthenon
    @Nexthenon 4 роки тому +606

    Imagine someone named “Linda” moves in next door and they just hear him screaming “LINDA”.....

  • @angelbrown2654
    @angelbrown2654 4 роки тому +636

    "I'll have a grain of rice, followed by lawn trimmings-"
    I CAN'T

    • @ChickieDaNuggie
      @ChickieDaNuggie 4 роки тому +15

      Vegans be like

    • @ellenparker6714
      @ellenparker6714 4 роки тому +3

      That Made me laugh so hard, I had to rewind it like five times

    • @shetinadams1861
      @shetinadams1861 4 роки тому +4

      I have never laugh so hard I kept re watching it and I nearly peed my pants 😭😭😭

    • @ravenpatton1621
      @ravenpatton1621 4 роки тому +1

      THE VOICE IS WHAT GETS ME

    • @biketrailsandfails7831
      @biketrailsandfails7831 4 роки тому

      And scissors so she can eat his armpit hair

  • @Jade._.103
    @Jade._.103 2 роки тому +54

    Can we just appreciate how much daz has helped a lot of us through hard times? and i know its corny but he has done so much for me and i dont think i would be happy right now if he wasnt alive

    • @PridelessChickz
      @PridelessChickz Рік тому +1

      Believe in, and follow, Jesus Christ. He will fill you with peace beyond understanding. God bless you in Jesus' name, who is the name above all names and the only way to Heaven❤

    • @Jade._.103
      @Jade._.103 Рік тому +3

      @@PridelessChickz I do belive in Jesus Christ and god I’m just saying he’s also helped me through a lot

  • @yeetscale6939
    @yeetscale6939 3 роки тому +1791

    This man has more confidence than pennies saved a year

  • @lexi_22xo
    @lexi_22xo 4 роки тому +4246

    Nobody Can tell me that Daz isn’t the funniest human ever. Nobody 😂😂

  • @shinesnakeeold7447
    @shinesnakeeold7447 3 роки тому +6868

    Greg: I don’t like paying for things
    Also Greg: *haha car go bouncy*

  • @zahvik5854
    @zahvik5854 4 роки тому +1788

    “I would definitely go out with him again”
    I guarantee she only said that for the camera

    • @kokichiouma6409
      @kokichiouma6409 4 роки тому +20

      Is that aizawa I see👀

    • @Twisted_tv
      @Twisted_tv 4 роки тому +9

      I AM NON BINARY AND I HAVE THE SAME HAIRSTYLE AS AIZAWA!!!!!! HA, I JUST REALIZED THAT!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xfl0na
      @xfl0na 4 роки тому +15

      Nah the camera man forced her to say it

    • @alexreinhardt671
      @alexreinhardt671 4 роки тому +10

      Aizawa fans unite

    • @kokichiouma6409
      @kokichiouma6409 4 роки тому +1

      @@alexreinhardt671 yes😗✌️💕

  • @xAeroxGurllx
    @xAeroxGurllx 4 роки тому +112

    The way you called out the tongue tuck KILLED me. That is totally a 'wtf did I just get myself into??' face

  • @jamiehay1027
    @jamiehay1027 4 роки тому +5796

    Man: _Is a cheapskate_
    Also man: **Pays $3500 to make his car bouncy**

    • @dafeef5555
      @dafeef5555 4 роки тому +195

      You know..the essentials😂

    • @leopard_gecko1492
      @leopard_gecko1492 4 роки тому +104

      We all need a bouncy car

    • @jamiehay1027
      @jamiehay1027 4 роки тому +15

      Da Feef indeed lol

    • @itskazooie3461
      @itskazooie3461 4 роки тому +24

      You could pay less and I could make his car bouncy ;)

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 роки тому +32

      @@itskazooie3461 It'd also last a lot shorter tho ;/

  • @BlairRessler
    @BlairRessler 8 місяців тому +2419

    Whos here in 2024

  • @jasmineo_o8733
    @jasmineo_o8733 4 роки тому +488

    Bruh the poor woman was so uncomfortable during the “date” like omg 😂

    • @mollie6867
      @mollie6867 4 роки тому +9

      @@mannyalway-baker2135 he's had plenty of girlfriends tho

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 4 роки тому +7

      @@mannyalway-baker2135 he's had many girlfriends and he managed to get one pregnant so what's your point

    • @Andrew-sn6op
      @Andrew-sn6op 4 роки тому +2

      I would get the hell away from there once I saw plastic utensils and plates.

    • @damianreed9081
      @damianreed9081 4 роки тому +2

      It was so hard watching through the whole video it disturbed me that much

    • @mollie6867
      @mollie6867 4 роки тому

      @@mannyalway-baker2135 they didn't but ok

  • @oompa_loompa1448
    @oompa_loompa1448 3 роки тому +215

    The girl handled this really really well she was so patient with him and nice, she tried to hard. And Daz has the best, truest dating advice lmaooo

  • @DragonClaw95.
    @DragonClaw95. 4 роки тому +257

    Guy: "I love it. They let you keep the utensils!"
    Girl: "Imma head out."

  • @aoifeokne16
    @aoifeokne16 Рік тому +54

    i can imagine your daughter on the phone and you’re just in the background screaming at linda about low disk space

  • @Twisted_tv
    @Twisted_tv 4 роки тому +381

    “I’m a Zumba dance instructor.”
    “NO YOUR NOT!!!!”
    That had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nathanmabz4146
    @nathanmabz4146 3 роки тому +1455

    Imagine trying to hook up with a girl, and you say this:
    “I oNlY fLuSh tHe ToIlEt oNcE a WeEk”

    • @user-nr1wl9ch5q
      @user-nr1wl9ch5q 3 роки тому +4

      You might not get nothing

    • @clickb8336
      @clickb8336 3 роки тому +29

      Won't be surpriesed when she's going to run away

    • @taylor4474
      @taylor4474 3 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @cl0ud58
      @cl0ud58 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣
      The girl be like 😃🔪

    • @ciaas70
      @ciaas70 3 роки тому +1

      He didn't wanted ... Who in their right mind would tell this to ANYONE. Let alone on the first date. If I would found out such things about my any friend. I will be a distant frie.end. He's looks doesn't compensate for any of this bullshit 🍿

  • @twistedwolfgaming6072
    @twistedwolfgaming6072 4 роки тому +595

    House seller: why yes this is a peaceful and quiet neigborhood
    Daz: LINDA BOOK ME A APPOINTMENT TO GET CREAM SHOVED UP MY ***

  • @joshuaperes7115
    @joshuaperes7115 2 роки тому +30

    lol when daz said "there's no kid in sight" 13:12 , the game which I was launching in the background started playing dark music

  • @danikadonoghue2937
    @danikadonoghue2937 3 роки тому +5512

    Dazes daughter watching something in the other room:
    Daz: “LINDA BOOK ME AND APPOINTMENT TO GET CREAM PUT UP MY ASS!!”
    Dazes daughter: *sighs*

    • @janetwalker1691
      @janetwalker1691 3 роки тому +17

      Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😚

    • @dajudge2094
      @dajudge2094 3 роки тому +32

      LINDA

    • @danikadonoghue2937
      @danikadonoghue2937 3 роки тому +7

      @Connor Long lmao yes

    • @sonyafonger3456
      @sonyafonger3456 3 роки тому +27

      Just another Tuesday XD

    • @xxcoffee_beanxxroadto120
      @xxcoffee_beanxxroadto120 3 роки тому +21

      Thats exactly what I was thinking about 😂😂

  • @maddisonnesslin7836
    @maddisonnesslin7836 4 роки тому +4085

    The tongue tuck is actually when women remind themselves that murder is in fact illegal

  • @dxrlza
    @dxrlza 4 роки тому +544

    “i’m a zumba dance teacher”
    daz- NO UR NOT
    😭

    • @rebeccabanning9129
      @rebeccabanning9129 4 роки тому +3

      HAHAHRNDBJNEBEKE

    • @heartz_4youtoo
      @heartz_4youtoo 4 роки тому +1

      I laughed at this

    • @cherrybledsoe4844
      @cherrybledsoe4844 4 роки тому

      🤣😂 I liked that part

    • @AngelicZelda444
      @AngelicZelda444 4 роки тому +3

      Lol but seriously I used to do Zumba and what he's doing ain't it. Zumba is all about Latin music and hip movements. He is just jumping like a white guy.

    • @generaljoe3447
      @generaljoe3447 4 роки тому +1

      Typical white people shenanigans

  • @Dizzy-re8xi
    @Dizzy-re8xi Місяць тому +14

    "Hello dazzlers, welcome back to daz games. With another daz watches" 0:10 will never not be iconic

  • @backyardiagains
    @backyardiagains 4 роки тому +390

    THE MAN COULD LITERALLY GO TO THE DOLLAR TREE AND GET PLATES, CUPS, FORKS, SPOONS, AND KNIFES FOR LIKE $20

  • @marissah.does.gymnastics1711
    @marissah.does.gymnastics1711 3 роки тому +1669

    imagine his daughter just on ft to her friends and all of a sudden u hear "LINDAA! BOOK ME AN APOINTMENT TO PUT CREAM UP MY ARSE!" 😂💀

    • @jaredscrooby
      @jaredscrooby 3 роки тому +15

      🤣🤣

    • @heidiidi_7
      @heidiidi_7 3 роки тому +10

      😭💀💀

    • @ashleyellis3950
      @ashleyellis3950 3 роки тому +35

      His poor daughter lol, but then again if he was my dad and my friends heard him yell that, they probably would just start laughing like crazy 😂😂😂

    • @ariella8797
      @ariella8797 3 роки тому +1

      ass*

    • @Sym0nSays
      @Sym0nSays 3 роки тому +3

      @@ariella8797 They definitely spelled it like that on purpose XD

  • @idrinkfebreze4374
    @idrinkfebreze4374 4 роки тому +229

    Daz's daughter: on the phone with a friend*
    Daz: LinDa makE aN apPoinTmenT tO gET cREam pUt uP MY aRsE
    Daz's daughter's friend: Uhhhhhh
    Daz's daughter: (._.U)

  • @coastispunk
    @coastispunk Рік тому +63

    Daz and Poofesure and genuinely the funniest people when they scream or lose it

  • @simp_for_fictional_charact9904
    @simp_for_fictional_charact9904 4 роки тому +1960

    if i was on a date and he says “i only flush once a week” i would get my ass up and leave

    • @eku6306
      @eku6306 4 роки тому +95

      I’m saying! That’s disgusting asf and it probably smells too

    • @dekusbed8541
      @dekusbed8541 3 роки тому +51

      😁✌️🏃💨

    • @-JXYY5
      @-JXYY5 3 роки тому +49

      imagine just eating your food and hearing "i only flush once a week" i would have an accident

    • @TheGoreTheorists
      @TheGoreTheorists 3 роки тому +42

      @@-JXYY5 the accident would be that i poisoned his food

    • @dummy9406
      @dummy9406 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao same

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 4 роки тому +9433

    Ok i am terrible at reading women, BUT this woman clearly doesn't want to be there!

    • @Not_Present101
      @Not_Present101 4 роки тому +37

      Is the same guy you pf-😄

    • @HellAngel34
      @HellAngel34 4 роки тому +127

      Yeah she doesnt want to be there cos she can't order what she wants. I hate being told what i can and can't order. you don't do that when you first meet someone. it doesn't look good xxx

    • @2wd.-..
      @2wd.-.. 4 роки тому +10

      SHUT UP ABOUT MY HEAD

    • @ovacj1093
      @ovacj1093 4 роки тому +9

      I’m terrible at reading..

    • @ՏԹօօժօԵհ
      @ՏԹօօժօԵհ 4 роки тому +23

      Bro-
      From the look on a fellow woman's face
      She don't want to at ALL

  • @cecefoye7922
    @cecefoye7922 4 роки тому +568

    Guy be like: “I’m washin me an my clothessss”

  • @AmazonEspionage
    @AmazonEspionage 10 місяців тому +4

    Omg that childhood dentist imitation had me in tears; I showed my husband and he also laughed! Keep doing what you do, Daz.

  • @yoboijd4175
    @yoboijd4175 3 роки тому +248

    “You’re not bringing women back” HAD ME DEADDD

  • @LucindaPug
    @LucindaPug 4 роки тому +495

    I did not think his roommates would be actual people 🤣

    • @abigail4673
      @abigail4673 4 роки тому +53

      i thought it would be those stuffed animals

    • @fawks8764
      @fawks8764 4 роки тому +26

      Who else thought they would be statues or dolls or something

    • @crazyharry7730
      @crazyharry7730 4 роки тому +3

      @Rita 21 y.o ! I WANT В 0 У !!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! wtf leave these people aloan like thares probes like 11 to 12 years old people watching this

    • @devonjonesyoungobiwan8770
      @devonjonesyoungobiwan8770 4 роки тому +1

      Lol same👌👌👍

    • @missnura4932
      @missnura4932 4 роки тому

      @@abigail4673 omggg sameeee 😂😂

  • @salalamander143
    @salalamander143 2 місяці тому +26

    Omg he predicted dress to impress 0:19

    • @wilbatyt
      @wilbatyt 2 місяці тому +1

      🤦‍♂️

    • @salalamander143
      @salalamander143 2 місяці тому

      @@wilbatyt do u wanna play dress to impress with me

    • @emma.s.1
      @emma.s.1 Місяць тому

      I was gonna say this 💀

    • @kiddieos
      @kiddieos Місяць тому

  • @tamerrastevens2710
    @tamerrastevens2710 4 роки тому +211

    "it's painful bringing women back to the apartment"
    Daz: HAHAHA you're not bringing women home 😂😂😂
    Daz kills me when he roasts people

    • @tenyaiida4694
      @tenyaiida4694 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @emmah_6__
    @emmah_6__ Рік тому +15

    I would have just gotten up and walked out. If you can’t afford to take someone on a date you’ve asked them out on…don’t invite them in the first place. This guy honestly really, REALLY annoyed me. In fact I’d have got up, walked to a different table and ordered a MASSIVE meal to myself, paid my own bill and f***ed off

  • @Angela_Co2002
    @Angela_Co2002 3 роки тому +375

    If I were to hear “I only flush once a week” I would’ve gotten up and left

    • @toon908
      @toon908 3 роки тому +8

      all he has do show the toilet & she run a mile

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 3 роки тому +14

      “only” and “flush” should never be in a sentence together

    • @animalexplorer3658
      @animalexplorer3658 3 роки тому +1

      @@toon908 Haha..

  • @halliemunford8288
    @halliemunford8288 3 роки тому +869

    Roommate: "It's painful bring woman back to the apartment"
    Daz: "Your not bringing woman back" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheGayBeatIes
      @TheGayBeatIes Рік тому +5

      @@punkydamonkey989 They can post their reaction.

    • @wenrock5546
      @wenrock5546 Рік тому +1

      ​@Jane Hopper literally I don't get these people like either catch up with the times or just don't look

    • @JOHN_PORKY782
      @JOHN_PORKY782 Рік тому

      Hahaha that was so funny 🙄 😒 (totally)

    • @punkydamonkey989
      @punkydamonkey989 11 місяців тому

      Neither is Daz

  • @gabs_urmom
    @gabs_urmom 3 роки тому +3093

    No one:
    Daz: LINDAAAA!!!!!!
    His daughter: oh shit he's filming again

    • @atoz3828
      @atoz3828 3 роки тому +21

      Lol 😂. So true

    • @lauralovejoy5308
      @lauralovejoy5308 3 роки тому +35

      His daughter: Dad I'm on a phone!

    • @jazzhogue9909
      @jazzhogue9909 3 роки тому +45

      I wonder what happens when she had like a friend over and they hear “LINDAAAAA”

    • @lilyhall9941
      @lilyhall9941 3 роки тому +18

      @@jazzhogue9909 he probably doesn’t film when her friends are over😭

    • @johnmcanally4378
      @johnmcanally4378 3 роки тому +3

      @@lilyhall9941 fr

  • @MusicalJourneysThruCinema
    @MusicalJourneysThruCinema 4 роки тому +1218

    I vaguely remember seeing this episode years ago.

  • @kdl28
    @kdl28 2 роки тому +17

    I have a really sore throat. It's going to get worse if I keep laughing. This guy is hilarious.

  • @mais_lol8153
    @mais_lol8153 4 роки тому +435

    Oh god when he said "Is there free refills on tea?" and "Do you wanna look at the kids menu?" I PHYSICALLY CRINGED - 😭😭😭

    • @taliyah3166
      @taliyah3166 4 роки тому +8

      I felt so bad for the girl

    • @christamenash5775
      @christamenash5775 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @1jade6
      @1jade6 4 роки тому +8

      It physically hurt my soul when he was acting like that in the restaurant. Like, the fucking kids menu. She is in at least her mid twenties.

    • @mais_lol8153
      @mais_lol8153 4 роки тому +2

      @@1jade6 EXACTLYYYY like be a gentleman and at least let her pick whatever she wants, and NOT FROM the kids menu either

    • @mais_lol8153
      @mais_lol8153 4 роки тому +3

      @@taliyah3166 Sammeee, if i were her I'd just get up and leave at that point

  • @lovettandtodd4eva
    @lovettandtodd4eva 4 роки тому +484

    "I'm washing me and my clothes."

  • @cindiescobar5093
    @cindiescobar5093 4 роки тому +314

    The yogurt cup isn’t upside down. I know it’s strange but that’s how the yoplait cup looks like 😂

    • @ziphyr7683
      @ziphyr7683 4 роки тому +37

      THANK THANK UUUU I’m sitting there like “daz it’s not upside down-“

    • @iloveminecraft2009
      @iloveminecraft2009 4 роки тому +24

      The only yogurt container that doesn’t fall over because the spoon is too heavy

    • @peytongentry3157
      @peytongentry3157 4 роки тому +6

      Welcome to America. We have upside down yogurt cups! 🤣😂

    • @blue.dog.7674
      @blue.dog.7674 4 роки тому +2

      Haha I was scrolling through the comments just now to see if anyone realised that haha

  • @viandrelouw2846
    @viandrelouw2846 2 роки тому +10

    I keep watching this😂😂😂 best part 11:38

  • @That603_Jetta
    @That603_Jetta 3 роки тому +420

    “The yogurt pot is UPSIDE DOWN!”
    Me: ;-; “I-it’s...it’s not....it’s the yogurt brand that designs their cups like that”

    • @jewelsimpson7228
      @jewelsimpson7228 3 роки тому +6

      Yoplay vibes

    • @kylerericksen5242
      @kylerericksen5242 3 роки тому +4

      I- I swear I would like this comment but it’s at 69 likes and I just can’t take that away from you

    • @rebeccaelliot9746
      @rebeccaelliot9746 3 роки тому +7

      @Timothy A Schuler Hedid think it through it is just not designed the same in the UK

    • @Whimsy3692
      @Whimsy3692 3 роки тому +1

      It's Yoplait. I don't think they're international.

    • @amongustv6582
      @amongustv6582 3 роки тому

      •-•

  • @clariedellcraig9338
    @clariedellcraig9338 3 роки тому +918

    Him: "I finger wash our yogurt cups to save water and money"
    The Cheapstake/Cheapest Family: "Hold my kiddie pool"

  • @megamind8328
    @megamind8328 4 роки тому +450

    Can we just appreciate how daz has a literal VINE tattoo on his wrist.

    • @kinsey4140
      @kinsey4140 4 роки тому +8

      i just noticed that tbh that is devotion

    • @harmoniahyde3704
      @harmoniahyde3704 4 роки тому +9

      He explained why he has it in one of his videos... I think he said he has it because vine saved him, he didn’t think he was going anywhere in life and then he started making vines and became famous and gave him a job... or it was something along those line

  • @Yesyeysyesyes1
    @Yesyeysyesyes1 27 днів тому +3

    0:17 dress to impress💅💅✨💖

  • @hollistinian2
    @hollistinian2 4 роки тому +316

    I would rather live and die single and alone over a hundred lifetimes than live with this shady-AF, disgusting man.

  • @ishouldbesleeping1144
    @ishouldbesleeping1144 4 роки тому +283

    Girl: “So what do you do besides keep cups and utensils?”
    What he should’ve said: “I put cream up my arse and dance around in a tutu for a living.”
    Absolutely inspirational

  • @michellemattis4865
    @michellemattis4865 3 роки тому +440

    Imagine how many times the cameraman wanted to say something but couldn’t

  • @GumiBear-hr6wu
    @GumiBear-hr6wu Рік тому +3

    I love these old videos. Daz is truly the only youtuber that can make me laugh!

  • @thepacifist7381
    @thepacifist7381 4 роки тому +577

    “It’s painful bringing women back here” Daz proceeds to end this mans career “ you don’t bring women here look at you” lmao 😂

  • @idontusethischannelbutsubs8844
    @idontusethischannelbutsubs8844 4 роки тому +117

    “ I just have a grain of rice cut it in half throw the other half away then some lawn trimming” 🤣🤣 the face 🤣🤣🤣 daz is my hero

    • @frizzy2197
      @frizzy2197 3 роки тому +2

      Same here 😂😂🤣

  • @ev8963
    @ev8963 4 роки тому +189

    I think the funniest thing in this, is him saying yogurt. He says it in his UK accent.
    I also think him trying to wrap his mind around the yoplait cup is priceless.

    • @michpfeffer1197
      @michpfeffer1197 4 роки тому +9

      Ikr, I was cackling when he was saying that it was upside-down but at the same time I was getting super frustrated 😂

    • @kingstontown7362
      @kingstontown7362 3 роки тому +2

      Hastings accent

    • @snelap
      @snelap 3 роки тому +1

      Am British, can confirm I have no idea what you are on about please explain :)

    • @michpfeffer1197
      @michpfeffer1197 3 роки тому +1

      @@snelap In America, we have yogurt cups that look like they're upside-down, but they're not, so it was funny when Daz kept saying that the dude's yogurt cup was upside-down.

    • @snelap
      @snelap 3 роки тому +1

      @@michpfeffer1197 OH ok thank you :))

  • @peachesandapril
    @peachesandapril 20 днів тому +3

    He is so incredibly irritating. He's going to be the most passive-aggressive controller of his future partner.

  • @gwenmarie570
    @gwenmarie570 2 роки тому +116

    over watching daz, i’ve realized how respectful and stand up he is for woman , and he specializes them. i really like that and it just makes him a better person .

  • @sng5846
    @sng5846 3 роки тому +344

    I love that Daz knows what this woman is thinking based on her facial expressions

    • @miggy9942
      @miggy9942 3 роки тому +2

      For real

    • @madisonirby5528
      @madisonirby5528 2 роки тому +11

      Daz was written by a woman. He understands 😂

  • @caidenplunkett7187
    @caidenplunkett7187 4 роки тому +240

    I don’t know if y’all remember that old vine with the Drunk girl in the bathtub say I’m washing me and my clothes

  • @Immycr.i
    @Immycr.i 3 місяці тому +5

    I understand not wanting (or being able) to spend a lot of money on dates, but this is the thing, what he did is not a good substitute. He could've taken her sightseeing, orrrr maybe a walk along the beach or a flower field picnic, something romantic. Or even later on in the evening, maybe stargazing or something else intimate and fun! As long as you can open up to the person and show them that you'd really like to know them - you'll make a good impression! What he did was horrible and not even remotely a good first date! He was controlling, overshared, and immediately forced his living habits on her! He didn't think about what she wanted at all and I feel really bad for her actually. She looked SO uncomfortable, definitely deserved better.

  • @rylanpower3690
    @rylanpower3690 4 роки тому +79

    The fact that daz dosent need anything to entertain himself but his humor is amazing

  • @preranapradeep3963
    @preranapradeep3963 3 роки тому +456

    But can we all just take time to appreciate this woman? I would have just left right away lmao or be sarcastic every one second. She held herself classy from beginning to end

    • @maddisonfagan7689
      @maddisonfagan7689 3 роки тому +49

      Tbh as soon as I heard look at the kids menu and complaining about a sandwich I'd be like fuck this I'm out.

    • @giggle_snort
      @giggle_snort 2 роки тому +18

      For real, I'd have left as soon as he made that silverware comment. ✌️🏃‍♀️

  • @meglawrinson6600
    @meglawrinson6600 3 роки тому +461

    When he went “ WOAH HOLD THE PRESSES GIRLFRIEND” I died laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @annvijaya4735
      @annvijaya4735 3 роки тому +2

      @#saveNorthernehiterhinos omg dude thats so funny i cant even im laughing so hard rn-

    • @jerred2carlson898
      @jerred2carlson898 3 роки тому +1

      @#saveNorthernehiterhinos ha

  • @summerrose279
    @summerrose279 2 роки тому +3

    The “LINDA” never gets old 😂

  • @rokotte
    @rokotte 4 роки тому +233

    And the woman said she would go out with him again, that was the best lie of 2020!

    • @chrish649
      @chrish649 4 роки тому +14

      The biggest lie of 2020 was "This os gonna be a good year"

    • @graciegrant4387
      @graciegrant4387 4 роки тому +1

      What about trump " i am now covid free" mmmm but u ARE a germ tho

    • @TJ-st3vz
      @TJ-st3vz 4 роки тому

      ​ @Gracie Grant Why are you making this about politics? Also, do you not understand what "non-transmissable" means?

  • @loveitretrobevvo3270
    @loveitretrobevvo3270 4 роки тому +251

    "At this point she'd rather date a nonce."
    I'm dying!

    • @loveitretrobevvo3270
      @loveitretrobevvo3270 4 роки тому +4

      @Heilige It's funny you should ask. It's a word my stepfather used a lot back in the 90's and, being young, I thought it meant some thing similar to ponce. A ponce being an uppity posh person.
      I used it to mean that quite a lot until someone got really offended one day. Turns out nonce is slang for a pedo. Oops.

    • @c3evd
      @c3evd 4 роки тому

      @@loveitretrobevvo3270 oops

    • @brandonneill615
      @brandonneill615 4 роки тому +1

      As soon as I read this day said that 😂timing

    • @brandonneill615
      @brandonneill615 4 роки тому

      @Heilige somebody that watches kids or yh how old are you 😂 you seem to young to be watching daz

    • @Wolf-yd8hg
      @Wolf-yd8hg 4 роки тому

      I read this while he said it

  • @mariahfast8467
    @mariahfast8467 3 роки тому +1114

    I love how 99% of the time Daz is laughing at himself and not the video he’s watching 🤣🤣

  • @yourbelovedko
    @yourbelovedko 2 роки тому +9

    Daz: -sees Greg drinking from an “upside down yogurt pot”-
    Daz: -starts having a heart attack bc of the yogurt cup-

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 4 роки тому +421

    He’s fingering the yogurt cups to wash them.
    Gives a whole new meaning to the term “doing the dishes”

  • @Trichamp
    @Trichamp 3 роки тому +383

    Me: *goes to my grandmas*
    Me: “oh I’m not that hungry”
    My grandma: “HELL NO! Y-YOU’RE GOING TO EAT, YOU’RE GONNA EAT SOME SHIT”

    • @redacted160
      @redacted160 3 роки тому +16

      Wtf does this have to do with this video lad

    • @katiebevan3914
      @katiebevan3914 3 роки тому +12

      think you posted this on the wrong video mate

    • @NamelessLatte
      @NamelessLatte 3 роки тому +2

      why is that everyone in my family?

    • @handoveryourtoesnow4781
      @handoveryourtoesnow4781 3 роки тому +2

      Yup same as my grandma lol😂

    • @seokjinnie4046
      @seokjinnie4046 3 роки тому +8

      actually @ 11:07 daz said no hell no your going to come out and eat ea some shit

  • @rempotato2435
    @rempotato2435 4 роки тому +834

    I would break into his house just to take the tags off his clothes.

    • @bob-xx9js
      @bob-xx9js 4 роки тому +2

      Haha not funny # jk good one

    • @roseparsons2253
      @roseparsons2253 4 роки тому +24

      Leave cups and plates for him please

    • @jaylynn2389
      @jaylynn2389 4 роки тому +9

      I’d be your accomplice 😼

    • @caitlinhardman1593
      @caitlinhardman1593 4 роки тому +2

      -Satan enters the chat-

    • @v4mpyy.
      @v4mpyy. 4 роки тому +1

      Ugh fr tags are so annoying 😂

  • @youtubeclips6230
    @youtubeclips6230 2 місяці тому +16

    Whos here in 3069

  • @Potatocrime24-7
    @Potatocrime24-7 3 роки тому +324

    "Typically I wouldn't have been asked to go on a date to a barbecue place"
    me: *Sweats in texan*

    • @izzybrace118
      @izzybrace118 3 роки тому +10

      THE WAY I FELT THIS OMFG

    • @Potatocrime24-7
      @Potatocrime24-7 3 роки тому +7

      @@izzybrace118 the place in taxas I live at the only restaurant that isn't barbecue is literally fast food places.

    • @jmanlegend2341
      @jmanlegend2341 3 роки тому +1

      Me: sweats in Australian

    • @Potatocrime24-7
      @Potatocrime24-7 3 роки тому +1

      @@jmanlegend2341 😂

    • @Potatocrime24-7
      @Potatocrime24-7 3 роки тому +3

      @@jmanlegend2341 everywhere you go down here is a barbecue place. even restaurants that aren't barbecue serve barbecue.

  • @sadlass2352
    @sadlass2352 4 роки тому +263

    Him: “im washing me and my clothes”
    Hope u get the reference idk if someone has said this but 🤗

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd5832 4 роки тому +603

    His roommates are even more stupid than him for not getting another place to live in
    I’d rather be homeless than live with a sociopath

    • @moraelity
      @moraelity 4 роки тому +23

      The only time the “sociopath” comment is valid

    • @legal_635
      @legal_635 4 роки тому +8

      Some people say this is better then nothing but this is is some bull shit

    • @pebblegrindelwald6593
      @pebblegrindelwald6593 4 роки тому +7

      Damn ur pfp is THICC

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 4 роки тому +2

      At least if you're homeless you can get people to help you and give you free food and especially in a hospital

    • @artemis477
      @artemis477 4 роки тому +4

      That's not sociopathy. That's being weird and picking up weird habits because you feel you need to. If he was struggling financially I would understand better, but he's not

  • @nyxy3079
    @nyxy3079 Рік тому +2

    Daz ur literally the best person ever I wanna say u would be good friends with caseoh y’all are both funny asf

  • @ThePabrams
    @ThePabrams 4 роки тому +361

    If Daz didn’t exist on this planet I wouldn’t exist. He is a NECESSITY in my life to keep me sane 😂

    • @fatlad69_94
      @fatlad69_94 4 роки тому +6

      Get a different profile pic champion 👍

    • @dynasticpig3759
      @dynasticpig3759 4 роки тому +3

      Papa Corn he joined first
      It said 2010
      Your 2018

    • @fatlad69_94
      @fatlad69_94 4 роки тому +2

      @@dynasticpig3759 um okay but does that mean hes had that profile pic for 10 years? No. That face wasnt popular til like 2018

    • @pariseadey9836
      @pariseadey9836 4 роки тому

      I can tell someone like you would say that, going off of your profile picture that is 😂

    • @renginbektas1810
      @renginbektas1810 4 роки тому

      Period

  • @xynamite_4599
    @xynamite_4599 4 роки тому +355

    My family is broke as hell and we’re not even this cheap

  • @moo-ej7br
    @moo-ej7br 3 роки тому +99

    “oh. we’re gonna contract the plague from sitting on that toilet.”
    I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ZG1RL
    @ZG1RL Рік тому +2

    Daz's face from 10:40 - 11:03! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @Boyke2779
    @Boyke2779 3 роки тому +1340

    this mans gonna ask her to marry him with an onion ring

    • @shanneesebolton1682
      @shanneesebolton1682 3 роки тому +40

      Oh fuck this comment got me 😂

    • @randomtingz1066
      @randomtingz1066 3 роки тому +6

      😂

    • @adrianahicks2923
      @adrianahicks2923 3 роки тому +25

      Or a ring pop😭

    • @Whimsy3692
      @Whimsy3692 3 роки тому +18

      That he got from _this date_ 5 years ago, and he'd use the excuse that she should be grateful because this onion ring "is special because it was what I had on our first date."

    • @BarryBlock81108
      @BarryBlock81108 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahahhhahahah

  • @mjlover6238
    @mjlover6238 3 роки тому +132

    “Let me get a grain of rice, but cut it in half. You can just throw the other half away. And some lawn clippings and leaves. I’ll just lick those” 😂😂his eyes that are rolled completely back into his head combined with the voice just killed me🤣🤣😂

  • @remyoliver3157
    @remyoliver3157 2 роки тому +1235

    daz clearly not knowing US yogurt cups look like they’re upside down is probably my favorite thing ever

    • @Dr.Bright17
      @Dr.Bright17 Рік тому +34

      Same, was just thinking about trying to explain but looks like several people already had the same thought 🤣

    • @nicolejones3686
      @nicolejones3686 Рік тому +8

      Exactly 🤣🤣

    • @lisacz6607
      @lisacz6607 Рік тому +7

      ​ How do they look? Oh!, I've just seen it! Weird 🤣🤣🤣

    • @carat-q3662
      @carat-q3662 Рік тому +11

      Wait, really?! 😂

    • @weird_rubber_ducky-en6tm
      @weird_rubber_ducky-en6tm Рік тому +13

      Wait what?? I'm Canadian you guys have upsidown yogurt cups????

  • @Hmanvr
    @Hmanvr Рік тому +2

    6:33 as an Aussie I can’t get over “yogut pot” 😂

  • @TheBlkSimsQyeen
    @TheBlkSimsQyeen 4 роки тому +273

    Rodge and Kevin kill me😂😂😂😂
    “This whole place smells like old people “ 😂😂😂
    IM WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES 😂😂😂

  • @user-qd4vd4eg6o
    @user-qd4vd4eg6o 4 роки тому +480

    i just cannot with this cheapskate man. THE POOR WOMAN

    • @1800-hahanotsofunny
      @1800-hahanotsofunny 4 роки тому +11

      @RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! yo wtf get out

    • @crunchychips9585
      @crunchychips9585 4 роки тому +1

      @Rita 25 y.o I WANT В0У !!! I NEED S Е Х !!! no

    • @crunchychips9585
      @crunchychips9585 4 роки тому +5

      @RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! no just no.

    • @whereskody
      @whereskody 4 роки тому +2

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo7149 there are children here yk

    • @music_from_apple_ex1701
      @music_from_apple_ex1701 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr

  • @tevvytevvy2672
    @tevvytevvy2672 4 роки тому +410

    The youtube home page did a better job telling me about this upload than the notifications. YOU HAVE FAILED ME, UA-cam!

  • @tripm1k
    @tripm1k 2 роки тому +12

    3:30 I was in tears 😭