Daz Watches Amazing Ways People Quit Their Jobs

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  • Опубліковано 13 лют 2019
  • If you need any advice on how to leave your job watch this video lol!
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  • @emmascustomcloset
    @emmascustomcloset 5 років тому +659

    I have a rose that's red
    My lawn grass is green
    There's always low disk space
    On daz’s computer screen

  • @Kamidesu_Kun
    @Kamidesu_Kun 3 роки тому +3132

    I imagine his daughter trying to facetime her friends in a group and all her friends hear is LINDAAAAA!!!!!!!

  • @Penny__pennys
    @Penny__pennys 6 місяців тому +919

    2024 club where u at

  • @cecig_7603
    @cecig_7603 Рік тому +503

    I got a job at Walmart later on in the year this was posted, and when I first watched this I always assumed the people quitting their job at Walmart were being overdramatic and were just being cranky. I worked there for about a year and a half, and I have never felt so exhausted, so belittled and so frustrated in my whole life. I'm a little late answering your question, but yes, Walmart is absolutely abysmal to work for.

    • @Blitzy279
      @Blitzy279 Рік тому +9

      But why tho, what they put people to do in there? I thought is just similar with an warehouse or a big supermaket🤣

    • @jerryakatony5724
      @jerryakatony5724 Рік тому +19

      @@Blitzy279 They severely understaff workers, don’t pay people over the smallest details, workers rarely actually do the job they were hired for because the company would assign them jobs the didn’t sign up for, and on top of that they give ridiculous hours that if you don’t work (they don’t pay for those hours btw) then your fired. Walmarts is horrible

    • @Blitzy279
      @Blitzy279 Рік тому +4

      @@jerryakatony5724 Wtf is wrong with those people? 😐

    • @untitled_goose3505
      @untitled_goose3505 Рік тому +14

      Note to self:don't work at walmart

    • @JesusChristTheQueerProfit
      @JesusChristTheQueerProfit Рік тому +8

      ​@@jerryakatony5724 dude my biggest issue with Walmart was when covid hit and they tried to force me from going to the doctor after i completely lost my taste and smell (of course i still went and I tested positive, I was stocking so that spreads quick), they refused to pay me my covid pay, and then tried to fire me because of it, they are so ass 😭

  • @killmelmao220
    @killmelmao220 5 років тому +11625

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Theres a guy screaming linda
    In isle two

  • @anitastreet6683
    @anitastreet6683 5 років тому +615

    This is how many times 'low disk space' has been in videos
    👌

    • @adamguy5400
      @adamguy5400 4 роки тому +1

      Just don't like farm, please

    • @hostiler9382
      @hostiler9382 4 роки тому

      1k videos

    • @boo5868
      @boo5868 4 роки тому

      ǺƉȺӍ X just don’t comment farm, please

    • @adamguy5400
      @adamguy5400 4 роки тому

      @@boo5868 How the hell am I comment farming I'm just telling someone not to like farm.

    • @boo5868
      @boo5868 4 роки тому

      ǺƉȺӍ X I’m copying your comment but with comment instead of like 😂 calm down mah dude

  • @patrickgilhuly06
    @patrickgilhuly06 Рік тому +142

    “There’s quitting and then there’s just quitting life” 😂 I love Daz’s commentary. He always knows what to say at the right moment

  • @suki2629
    @suki2629 2 роки тому +896

    Daz: “The dog was optional”
    Me:”….so were the kids, if I’m being honest.”

  • @cutleynurotic
    @cutleynurotic 5 років тому +620

    "Tis the day of love!"
    *I am a single Pringle looking for love tho...*

  • @p.shaver1294
    @p.shaver1294 5 років тому +583

    “The dog is optional.”
    So were the kids.

  • @Rebelwithacause94
    @Rebelwithacause94 8 місяців тому +23

    I threatened to quit my job after they illegally denied my doctors appointment. It had built up much like Daz and I couldn’t take the abuse anymore. I resigned from that job and now I have something so much better

  • @heathergarrison8189
    @heathergarrison8189 Рік тому +85

    I once had a manager call me worthless. She verbally abused me so many times. She told me to “shut up and do my damn job” and I said “shut up and give me a damn piece of paper so you can get my two weeks notice in writing”

    • @kaitykat1720
      @kaitykat1720 Рік тому +13

      I had a manager berate me on her day off because I didn’t get a truck taken care of in less than an hour when I was by myself then she called me useless and I gave her my notice on the back of a dirty receipt 😂

    • @gogo_1819
      @gogo_1819 11 місяців тому +1

      Good for u, hope ur at a better job now

  • @FirstNameLastName-is8ie
    @FirstNameLastName-is8ie 5 років тому +370

    I have two poems. I hope you enjoy them. ❤
    1. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Daz reacts to strange videos,
    and we asked him to.
    2. Roses are red,
    So is my face,
    I swear to God,
    If I see another notification about low disk space!!!

  • @danielpeppa-pigpowers9386
    @danielpeppa-pigpowers9386 4 роки тому +807

    "The dog is optional"
    Me:"Kids are optional too"

  • @TheGflips445
    @TheGflips445 Рік тому +49

    Why did bro start walking like a gta character💀 7:09

  • @TPATAPXOXO
    @TPATAPXOXO 5 місяців тому +6

    5 years later still coming back to this video and its Valentines Day!

  • @kiwis_are_people_too273
    @kiwis_are_people_too273 5 років тому +475

    Roses are red
    Violet’s are blue
    I have a LINDA
    and she’s coming for you

    • @hollster6424
      @hollster6424 5 років тому +6

      Just say it in a Scottish accent and it works amazingly

  • @stawildcats_36
    @stawildcats_36 5 років тому +2910

    Roses are red
    That may be true
    But violets are violet
    Not f*cking blue

  • @KatieKLovesMichaelClifford
    @KatieKLovesMichaelClifford Рік тому +5

    Daz: "This dayyy **strums bad guitar note** **utter horror written over face** is out of tunee...."
    I was laughing so hard and its only the start

  • @rubyhobbit7129
    @rubyhobbit7129 Рік тому +24

    Oh boy this reminds me of the time I quit from Sonic. So the job originally wasn't a bad job and I quite enjoyed it. I was great at serving, a lot of the regular customers really liked me and my nice attitude and way to resolve simple situations. Most my coworkers liked me because I was super nice and great to work with. Not to mention whenever the guy I was dating showed up they let me go in a break to spend time with him all in all it was a great job until we got new management.
    So I was hired automatically because of my good personality and everything under the old manager. The new manager hated that, and made sure I knew because as soon as she took over my hours were suddenly gone. I wasn't able to work, she never put me on the schedule, she hated how nice I was, I always came to her and asked nicely for days to work. (Fuck after a week I was begging her to let me work along with everyone else who worked with me) she told everyone I used to work with who asked where I was, that I had already quit even though they knew I had not especially because I would still show up and ask hey can I please work.
    I had bills to pay even as a teen so not being able to work and not being able to pay and almost getting kicked out on the streets was not cool at 17.
    After two weeks of this crap I began looking for another job and my mother finally decided to take care of my ass because she realized after coming to the store herself to fight for my hours (because she didn't believe me when I told her I was and was threatening to kick me out) and was told by the manager to fuck off and that I was a bitch which then caused an uproar of the coworkers who worked with me which confused the fuck out of my mother as the workplace stood up for me against the manager leading to a few others who lost their job that day. Literally the manager fired them in front of my mother. My mother spoke with them afterwards and they explained everything to her and she was surprised I was telling the truth. She came home that day and told me get the fuck out of that job. You have two months to find a new one.
    When I heard everything that happened I went to my closet and grabbed my suit (I always have a nice business outfit on hand for job hunting) and did my makeup.
    Showed up with my uniform carelessly hanging over my shoulder. I looked at the new manager who had her hands crossed as I walked in and I threw it at her. Making her pissed and then didn't say a word as I went to the side got myself a large cup and made myself an ice cream slush. She stormed up to me and asked how I was going to pay for that only to be interrupted by the side manager (there were three. They weren't real managers but had the authority of one and helped train the others) who said. It's free for her, my treat. I smiled at her and then turned to the main manager after getting my drink and smiled.
    "I quit."
    I finally said and she then looked smug as if she won something oh but I forgot to mention I didn't come alone. Be a regular favorite of the customers and a student from the school across the street hehe I brought enough business for them to be stuck in a rush the whole day. I did apologize to my other coworkers for that but they were actually very happy about it because that was the most tips they got in a long while and the manager wasn't able to confiscate them all because it was so much money.
    I did get another job at a burger joint right across the street that was more popular and right next to the highschool and also became a key holder there by the time I was 18.
    The old manager was pissed to see me there and ruined that store by the way because soon they didn't care what they served from that Sonic and got in trouble with Court because they kept a serving raw fried chicken sandwiches.
    (Bonus on how I know that, I was part of the student city council and my days off were just for our meetings that were all mandatory. Hell they were every Thursday so it was no big deal for me.)

    • @HA-wd2pu
      @HA-wd2pu 9 місяців тому

      Damn long story lol
      That manager was messed up.
      Glad you quit and hope your doing okay.

    • @kylespear5505
      @kylespear5505 9 місяців тому

      Bitch wrote a whole book😂😂
      No but srsly im glad you're ok

  • @itsjustmeofficial
    @itsjustmeofficial 5 років тому +1866

    Roses are red
    Here's something new
    Violet's are violet
    Not f*cking blue

  • @edgycosplays7508
    @edgycosplays7508 4 роки тому +719

    You know the first one, if someone did that to me and stated a band after they quit, I’d laugh so hard

    • @wheatusdeatus669
      @wheatusdeatus669 4 роки тому +7

      U and me both dude (highfives)

    • @wheatusdeatus669
      @wheatusdeatus669 4 роки тому +9

      wouldn't we all?

    • @ariyougood
      @ariyougood 4 роки тому +8

      I would be like “NOW THIS IS SOMETHING WROTH CELEBRATION!!!” Idk if I got in trouble I would JOIN THEM TO CELEBRATE! 😂😂😂

    • @commoncosplaystv7507
      @commoncosplaystv7507 4 роки тому +4

      I'd just join in and start singing the song that never ends to annoy the management even more. It'll be great (also cosplay buddies!)

    • @dynasticpig3759
      @dynasticpig3759 3 роки тому +1

      I’d play ABBA fernando
      While sitting in the corner of the room with his or hers picture
      While also crying

  • @boomersooner3187
    @boomersooner3187 2 роки тому +9

    The man who said F you to the customer had me in tears 😭

  • @psychedeli_
    @psychedeli_ Рік тому +6

    4:13 love you daz, so glad ur not against weed 🥰

  • @xoava-plays-roblox397
    @xoava-plays-roblox397 4 роки тому +3612

    daz: was he aiming for the toilet rolls?
    me in march 2020 : there are none

  • @taryn.174
    @taryn.174 5 років тому +4334

    Blood is red
    Emos wear black
    The government called
    They want Linda the assassin back

    • @sage2u766
      @sage2u766 5 років тому +159

      Blood is red
      Intestines are blue
      My heart is dead
      Linda heard u

    • @lilkmm1007
      @lilkmm1007 5 років тому +92

      When you said "emos wear black" I thought it said Elmo wears black XD

    • @elliotneal2176
      @elliotneal2176 5 років тому +4

      X_Taz_X 03 cool

    • @ameliagrace5645
      @ameliagrace5645 5 років тому +11

      X_Taz_X 03
      *YAS QUEEN* BEAUTIFUL

    • @billclaraweaver2132
      @billclaraweaver2132 5 років тому +6

      Lol love it

  • @b1tch0.0
    @b1tch0.0 Рік тому +5

    The guy in 8:57 sounds like my uncle when he’s mad 💀💀

  • @emi2stupid993
    @emi2stupid993 2 роки тому +2

    This Day...
    No One:
    Literally No One:
    Not Even A Ghost:
    Daz: IS OUT OF TUNE~~!!

  • @pipersamarie7783
    @pipersamarie7783 4 роки тому +416

    “There’s quitting and then there’s just quitting life” omg

    • @TheRealFroost
      @TheRealFroost 4 роки тому +2

      It wasn't quitting. It was a prank video

  • @Elliot_Crolwey
    @Elliot_Crolwey 4 роки тому +405

    Daz: Why do people yell in videos?
    Also Daz: LiNdA!!!!

    • @lush.3x
      @lush.3x 4 роки тому +5

      🤦🏻‍♀️😂

    • @laureninglis7027
      @laureninglis7027 4 роки тому +2

      Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @katrinawaite3182
      @katrinawaite3182 3 роки тому +1

      True

    • @carsonmiller8123
      @carsonmiller8123 3 роки тому +1

      🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lol

  • @XOHELLOKITTYXO
    @XOHELLOKITTYXO 2 роки тому +3

    Low desk space: *plays the sound*
    Daz: WHEN WILL YOU QUIT

  • @TelvisionMNM
    @TelvisionMNM Рік тому +8

    10:31 what's this? are we getting some Linda lore?

  • @cbmcglynn3110
    @cbmcglynn3110 5 років тому +30500

    *20 years later daz quits his UA-cam because of his low disk space...*

  • @broken6584
    @broken6584 5 років тому +366

    **Low Disk Space Has Joined The Chat**

    • @ramseyno8262
      @ramseyno8262 5 років тому +3

      Broken *Daz has left the chat*

    • @broken6584
      @broken6584 5 років тому +2

      @@ramseyno8262 😂😂

    • @getnoob6827
      @getnoob6827 5 років тому +2

      @@ramseyno8262 is your profile picture from gacha life?

    • @getnoob6827
      @getnoob6827 5 років тому +1

      @@ramseyno8262 cool mine is too! :3

    • @lisapountney561
      @lisapountney561 5 років тому +1

      Lol😂😂🤣🤣

  • @umbracanine
    @umbracanine 2 роки тому +2

    1:19 I nearly choked on my kinder happy hippo at this 😭 this part still gets me!

  • @TechStar84
    @TechStar84 2 роки тому

    I watched this vid when it came out and have been rewatching it along with all his vids. I came across this one today and when Daz asked about Wal-Mart trash to the employees, a thought went about my brain. Little backstory, my dad worked at Wal-Mart when I was 5 and had worked there for 2 years i believe. We were in Appomattox VA at the time.
    I'm now 15 and he's working there again but in Nebraska. He always gets put in the frozen and dairy sections but he doesn't mind. He knows all the employees, even the ones working when he isn't. This Wal-Mart is good with there employees and the workers all have a good time working while doing what they need to. The one in Appomattox I'm not sure of because I don't remember too much from when he was working there. I love the vids Daz, they always put a smile on my face, no matter what's going through my mind or what's going on around me. I love watching your vids

  • @taishatorres8828
    @taishatorres8828 5 років тому +601

    One of these days Linda is actually going to answer back

    • @shoogpj4260
      @shoogpj4260 5 років тому +18

      taisha torres & he is gonna shit himself LMAO

    • @lilydains4208
      @lilydains4208 5 років тому +8

      taisha torres we all are going to be shook

    • @PadmeAmidalaEdits
      @PadmeAmidalaEdits 5 років тому +2

      taisha torres that would be creepy

    • @milkuuu_yui
      @milkuuu_yui 5 років тому +14

      Daz: “LINDA!!!!”
      Linda: “WHAT?!?”
      Daz: “HOLY-“

    • @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen
      @Jen_the_Dragon_Queen 5 років тому +6

      Boy, am I just waiting for that day...😆😆😆🤣😋🤣!!!!

  • @Space1670
    @Space1670 4 роки тому +2244

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    'LINDA There's a dead man on isle two!!!'

    • @reaIIycooI
      @reaIIycooI 3 роки тому +63

      _THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT HERE I LAUGHED SO HARD-_

    • @thepopchannel3193
      @thepopchannel3193 3 роки тому +21

      Sorry this comment gave me depression

    • @Space1670
      @Space1670 3 роки тому +8

      @@thepopchannel3193 😂

    • @Space1670
      @Space1670 3 роки тому +8

      @Jackalicious why thank u, u r a legend 2

    • @Sans-v7q
      @Sans-v7q 3 роки тому +1

      im scp you r poo 666!!!!!!!! is died!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yat 666??

  • @Sdog-wm3fy
    @Sdog-wm3fy Рік тому +1

    ty daz u always make my mood better and I rely on u for when I have a bad day or in a bad mood so thanks for being u

  • @v1aviavia
    @v1aviavia Рік тому +5

    Only Daz can turn Valentine's day into quitting your job-

  • @jacobsalmon611
    @jacobsalmon611 5 років тому +754

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Karen left me
    To be with you
    She took the kids
    They are mine too
    Come back Karen
    I still love you

  • @tes_-mf8cf
    @tes_-mf8cf 5 років тому +1841

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Where the hell is LiNdA
    And my disk space too

  • @eviealsop2209
    @eviealsop2209 4 дні тому

    1:05 I loved your singing and your guitar 😂

  • @naoiseocallaghan1589
    @naoiseocallaghan1589 9 місяців тому +6

    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    Life's a canvas, and love's the hue.
    With every stroke, our story's told,
    In colors of passion, our hearts unfold.
    Love you Daz❤

  • @TryingDesperatelyToBeAPilot
    @TryingDesperatelyToBeAPilot 3 роки тому +3238

    The story about when daz got fired from the window factory is legendary

  • @hanapichalsky
    @hanapichalsky 5 років тому +437

    Roses are red
    Let's take a dive
    But don't ever ride a motorcycle in aisle number 5

  • @MyInnerUniverse
    @MyInnerUniverse Рік тому +1

    His reaction to his guitar being out of tune 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EPiCPlAYz_442
    @EPiCPlAYz_442 Місяць тому +1

    Daz, how are you doing? I just wanted to say thank you daz for everything you've done and continue to do! Love you!

  • @meesdejonge8211
    @meesdejonge8211 5 років тому +330

    Rosés are red,
    Meme’s are neat.
    I want to quit my job,
    Lmao.
    YHEEEET!!!

    • @grim_gravy
      @grim_gravy 5 років тому +6

      😂that was good if you could edit that where you can fit the word a'nime in there that would be perfect

    • @KallMeKaraaa
      @KallMeKaraaa 5 років тому

      🍩🍩🍩🍩

    • @sicklymannered
      @sicklymannered 5 років тому +3

      Instead of
      Roses are red,
      Memes are neat.
      I want to quit my job
      LMAO
      Yeet.
      It should be...
      Roses are dead,
      Memes are neat.
      I want to quit my job.
      My boss is a freak!
      LMAO.
      YEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!

    • @MapleDubs
      @MapleDubs 5 років тому

      I was yeeted.

    • @meesdejonge8211
      @meesdejonge8211 5 років тому +1

      Alyssa Random yeah now that you say it.....
      It would have been better.
      😂🤣😂

  • @cloudnyc
    @cloudnyc 5 років тому +645

    *low disk space will be the end of it*

    • @lowdiskspace2042
      @lowdiskspace2042 5 років тому +2

      Yes I will

    • @cloudnyc
      @cloudnyc 5 років тому +1

      low disk space oh jeez Louise! 😂

    • @lowdiskspace2042
      @lowdiskspace2042 5 років тому +3

      @@cloudnyc *LOW* *DISK* *SPACE* *NOISE* *INTENSIFIES*

    • @itskami572
      @itskami572 5 років тому

      Jimin’s wifeu I’m Jim is wifeu

    • @lowdiskspace2042
      @lowdiskspace2042 5 років тому

      @@itskami572 hi I'm LOW DISK space

  • @korraraava1704
    @korraraava1704 Місяць тому

    It is insane to me how the only way that you would know that any time has passed is his background. His energy has not changed.

  • @shenkyo678
    @shenkyo678 6 місяців тому +1

    5:23 that "hnnnnnn" at the end 😂😂

  • @elyssa1789
    @elyssa1789 5 років тому +155

    Roses are red,
    I have a face,
    Daz is going insane over LOW DISK SPACE

    • @Ray-gu2fg
      @Ray-gu2fg 5 років тому +3

      yes

    • @Hallowenmen
      @Hallowenmen 5 років тому

      Roses are red vailenc are blu i was thinking i was ugly until i mate you
      #just joking 🙃

    • @zrexiousre3975
      @zrexiousre3975 5 років тому

      Your hot sorry for being weird

  • @jakewickens573
    @jakewickens573 4 роки тому +678

    “There’s quitting and there’s quitting life”-Daz. Classic

  • @SweetS0ulzzzz
    @SweetS0ulzzzz Рік тому +1

    Daz: THIS DAYYYY IS OUT OF TUNEEEEE😂🤣 Daz: Dead man on isle 2 Dead man to be cleaned on isle 2

  • @YTThatPersonNamedRILEYYT
    @YTThatPersonNamedRILEYYT 11 місяців тому +4

    Roses are red ,
    As silent as a mouse,
    your door is unlocked,
    Im inside your house

  • @cheese6350
    @cheese6350 5 років тому +196

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    why did you leave me linda?
    what did i do?!?!
    -Linda's husband

  • @jencyjoseph3411
    @jencyjoseph3411 3 роки тому +2279

    The way how Daz put the middle finger up was hilarious 😂

    • @screamboy6323
      @screamboy6323 3 роки тому +5

      Time stamp

    • @hazzat4176
      @hazzat4176 3 роки тому +17

      Steve is quaking in his boots rn

    • @jencyjoseph3411
      @jencyjoseph3411 3 роки тому +5

      @@hazzat4176 LMAO

    • @jencyjoseph3411
      @jencyjoseph3411 3 роки тому +3

      @Fabiana Lobo nice thank you aswell for the like!

    • @kye7167
      @kye7167 3 роки тому +3

      My dad use to flip his army buddys off like that 😅

  • @harleye07
    @harleye07 Рік тому +1

    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
    DAZ IS THE BEST
    AND SO ARE YOU

  • @x-fead
    @x-fead 11 місяців тому +2

    I love Daz, he's too funny 😂

  • @xxblueberryxx7770
    @xxblueberryxx7770 4 роки тому +451

    I’m begging someone to make a combo of Daz yelling at his low disc space 😂😂

  • @jacobpeacock393
    @jacobpeacock393 5 років тому +568

    Me watching daz at 3am: WElComE BacK dAzzLErs
    My dad: SHut thE fUck Up

    • @theCometPM
      @theCometPM 5 років тому +3

      REKT

    • @bryanbush6247
      @bryanbush6247 4 роки тому +2

      HA!!!

    • @jlan__
      @jlan__ 4 роки тому +5

      My mum yelled turn that off and go the fuck to sleep

    • @gala-ob5lt
      @gala-ob5lt 4 роки тому

      @jlan_070_ 123 go to the fuck sleep?..

    • @wrench9194
      @wrench9194 4 роки тому +1

      It’s 6 am for me C:
      I might have a problem..

  • @littleknuckles3257
    @littleknuckles3257 Рік тому +3

    Video:most savage ways to quit
    Dad: most “amazing” ways to quit

  • @GojoSuchACutie
    @GojoSuchACutie Рік тому +1

    That song in the beginning was perfection 👍

  • @theamberleeandrosychannel3314
    @theamberleeandrosychannel3314 5 років тому +326

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    daz drinks tea
    and dazzlers do too

  • @chelseabartlett5520
    @chelseabartlett5520 5 років тому +657

    Roses are red
    I need to mingle
    Otherwise I'll end up
    50 and single

    • @lydiamalfoy2946
      @lydiamalfoy2946 5 років тому +3

      Same yo

    • @stormyskycosplayo8408
      @stormyskycosplayo8408 5 років тому +4

      I’m not single but I’m wheezing at this 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @alexismartin208
      @alexismartin208 5 років тому +1

      ‪Sign the petition for more games on Daz games! www.thepetitionsite.com/tell-a-friend/61446206‬

    • @gachaash4758
      @gachaash4758 5 років тому +1

      Sadly same I'm a single pringle

    • @Ray-gu2fg
      @Ray-gu2fg 5 років тому

      same

  • @Crossiant04
    @Crossiant04 10 місяців тому +2

    The look of disappointment and internal rage every time he gets that notification kills me every time 🤣

  • @glorializdeegan5380
    @glorializdeegan5380 Рік тому +1

    The guy that quit the superstore when he jumped off the balcony my heart went through the roof

  • @JJsickness
    @JJsickness 4 роки тому +592

    2020: riots
    2021: low disc space takes over

  • @katsukibakugo3587
    @katsukibakugo3587 3 роки тому +1411

    DAZ: By the way Steve, if your watching this, *middle finger*
    Steve watching this: 👁👄👁

  • @jordantirado904
    @jordantirado904 Рік тому +1

    First 50 seconds into the video and we’ve already been through a whole movie plot

  • @HarveyLittle-vu1yb
    @HarveyLittle-vu1yb Рік тому +1

    Oh here daz 🎴♥️its love card cuz I love your channel keep up the good work🤗

  • @beth7699
    @beth7699 5 років тому +3562

    Roses are red,
    Violets are lame,
    Daz has no disk space,
    And Linda’s to blame.
    There you go! 🙃

  • @probablyonline2020
    @probablyonline2020 3 роки тому +1777

    “I wish I could quit my job like that”
    Me: Is there something you want to tell us, Daz?

    • @jennabranch7095
      @jennabranch7095 3 роки тому +16

      Lololol😡🤔😡😭😭😠😠😂😨😧😦

    • @erzxh9131
      @erzxh9131 3 роки тому +78

      @@jennabranch7095 Are you having an emotional identity crisis?

    • @weeb2021
      @weeb2021 3 роки тому +5

      @@erzxh9131 I think so! :)

    • @eve_cohea
      @eve_cohea 3 роки тому +26

      I thought he said “I wish I coulda quit my job like that” as in when he quit his previous job

    • @roblox_this1853
      @roblox_this1853 3 роки тому +6

      I hope he means he has another job ;-;

  • @rachelpaul8833
    @rachelpaul8833 Рік тому +2

    I'm late but to answer your question, I have worked for Walmart for three years now and I can honestly say it comes down to the Managers that make or break you. I have some Managers that I would do anything they ask me to do because they're amazing people. They listen to concerns and treat us like actual human beings. I also have some Managers that will stand there watching you struggle and just add more shit to the endless things they want you to do in a shift. Those days are the hardest to work. Some days my eight hours go by so quickly and filled with laughs that I didn't mind being there. Others I feel like a Walmart truck has run me over.

  • @M.U.S.H.R0.0.m
    @M.U.S.H.R0.0.m 2 місяці тому

    Oml. That song was WONDERFUL🤩
    I’m actually cackling💀

  • @nimrahpeeps876
    @nimrahpeeps876 5 років тому +1471

    Roses are red
    I luv ur face
    Wen the computer says
    Ur running low on disk space 😁

  • @aimeebutler6545
    @aimeebutler6545 5 років тому +629

    Roses are read
    Violets are blue
    There is a dead man
    In isle 2
    Edit: ik it says read🙃

    • @whywalsh3414
      @whywalsh3414 5 років тому +7

      Omg i love this

    • @eggman1346
      @eggman1346 5 років тому +5

      God yes

    • @erynodonnell6814
      @erynodonnell6814 5 років тому +6

      A I M E E S O G O O D

    • @Catnipppuhhh
      @Catnipppuhhh 5 років тому +7

      WTF. what an underrated comment.

    • @sicklymannered
      @sicklymannered 5 років тому +8

      ROSES HAVE BLEAD
      VIOLETS TURNED BLUE
      I HAVE TWO BRUISES
      DO YOU HAVE THEM TOO
      "Sir we have a dead man in isle 2"

  • @Lancee_
    @Lancee_ Рік тому +6

    Low. Disk. Space

  • @chaoskitsu11
    @chaoskitsu11 Рік тому

    Havent celebrated valentines days since i was 12 so I guess I've never had a bad one. Thanks Daz, my Tuesday will be better then most Tuesdays.

  • @lilysmith4849
    @lilysmith4849 3 роки тому +1527

    **low disk space** "WHEN WILL YOU QUIT"
    Low disk space: NEVER
    Edit: I MADE THIS COMMENT A YEAR AGO HOW IS DID I GET THIS MUCH LIKES I also agree with the replies saying this isnt funny I made this comment when I was 10 so please forgive for my lack of humour xD

  • @sadeliaharvey789
    @sadeliaharvey789 3 роки тому +964

    i know i'm two years late but
    roses are red violets blue theres a guy who screams Linda but she never comes through

  • @wildwill4525
    @wildwill4525 Рік тому

    Daz I love your channel so much
    You always make me laugh and I’m so glad you are always their to cheer me up and I hope you keep on doing what you love

  • @Bea_Bear.
    @Bea_Bear. 9 місяців тому +4

    4 years later and this is still so funny to me!

  • @elizabethmcdonnell2416
    @elizabethmcdonnell2416 5 років тому +502

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I'm low on disk space
    and so are you

  • @jackieotero5505
    @jackieotero5505 5 років тому +3709

    One day, I think daz is gunna shout “LINDA!!”, and all you’re gunna hear is
    “.........yeah?”

    • @emirachelnatalie3397
      @emirachelnatalie3397 5 років тому +66

      Imagine....

    • @pramps9341
      @pramps9341 5 років тому +48

      Plz lord make it happen

    • @isabelle251
      @isabelle251 5 років тому +132

      No she isn’t that chill, he’s been yelling at her for so long. All u you would hear is “WHAT!!????”

    • @jackieotero5505
      @jackieotero5505 5 років тому +129

      Fr 😂 you just hear
      “LINDA, HURRY UP AND G-“
      “NUH UH. YELL MY NAME AGAIN AND IMMA BE LIKE THE PEOPLE IN THIS VIDEO AND QUIT” 😂😂

    • @emmajackson2488
      @emmajackson2488 5 років тому +104

      The foreshadowing!!!!!!

  • @jayceeslove8622
    @jayceeslove8622 Рік тому +5

    He probably had the dog before he was struggling

  • @Pickley400
    @Pickley400 Рік тому

    I absolutely love how hilarious daz😂

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 5 років тому +84

    Nothing is more romantic than low disc space, a cup of tea, gas stations and a used stick of deodorant from goodwill. Happy Valentine’s Day Daz.

  • @lizziex7117
    @lizziex7117 5 років тому +183

    This has nothing to do with this video but i love this -
    Roses are red
    I am groot
    Honey!
    Where's my supersuit?

  • @Levi-he6nj
    @Levi-he6nj Рік тому +4

    0:12 that's me every radom day bruh 💀
    But sometimes I'm really greatful to have this job bc my Boss is the sweetest person ever!
    The poor thing

  • @PotatoBoy638
    @PotatoBoy638 Рік тому +1

    LOVE YOU DAZ

  • @kungfuhustlefan25
    @kungfuhustlefan25 5 років тому +294

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’m a proud Dazzerler
    What about you?
    Or
    Roses are red
    Violet are red
    My gardens on fire
    Please send help

  • @haydnsavage2302
    @haydnsavage2302 3 роки тому +1465

    Imagine if there is genuinely an assistant called Linda that is hired by Daz and all she hears is her name being shouted everyday.

    • @aidanmccarthy4824
      @aidanmccarthy4824 3 роки тому +11

      im pretty sure there is

    • @_huney..huney_1760
      @_huney..huney_1760 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah his wife 😂

    • @No-ee5jj
      @No-ee5jj 2 роки тому +5

      @@_huney..huney_1760 he has not got a wife

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup 2 роки тому +2

      @@No-ee5jj yes he do
      edit: WAIT IS THIS A JOKE ON YOUR NAME

    • @No-ee5jj
      @No-ee5jj 2 роки тому +4

      @@BoomBoomSoup he got divorced he’s single

  • @frankiebarker6889
    @frankiebarker6889 2 роки тому

    Omg I literally love daz he makes me laugh all the time

  • @travitravi1927
    @travitravi1927 Рік тому

    daz makes me laugh every time i watch him😂😂

  • @hauntedteaset
    @hauntedteaset 5 років тому +137

    roses are red, i like mayonnaise, daz please give linda a raise

  • @soft_tire_compound
    @soft_tire_compound 3 роки тому +5308

    Steve: “back to work”
    Daz: “roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have five fingers
    The third ones for you”

    • @Conisioner
      @Conisioner 3 роки тому +124

      @QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ don't...
      JUST don't...

    • @therhodes7856
      @therhodes7856 3 роки тому +68

      First it’s copied and second it’s
      “Roses are red”
      “Violets are blue”
      “I have five fingers”
      “And the middle one’s for you”

    • @soft_tire_compound
      @soft_tire_compound 3 роки тому +13

      @@therhodes7856 you clearly need to watch this country again if you want to get it right

    • @rxpl8065
      @rxpl8065 3 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

    • @soft_tire_compound
      @soft_tire_compound 3 роки тому +2

      @QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ yeah but it’s copied from a tv series

  • @belle-bear6126
    @belle-bear6126 5 місяців тому

    10:52 OMG LINDA LORE WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY DAZ

  • @amity4277
    @amity4277 2 роки тому

    happy valintines day Daz