Boat Ramp Pain ! Someone Get this Guy a Doctor ! (Chit Show)

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  • Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
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  • @MrNice-gw5dt
    @MrNice-gw5dt Місяць тому +3

    we are due for a serious whiskey throttle.....

  • @thedevilinthecircuit1414
    @thedevilinthecircuit1414 Місяць тому +6

    Guy on dock: "Throw me a line!"
    Girl on boat: [throws a bundle of line that's not attached to anything]
    WAIIIIIIIIIT for it!

  • @brendastarr7833
    @brendastarr7833 Місяць тому +5

    I've been watching The Chit Show for, roughly five years. This year, I'm seeing so many more seriously overweight people than I remember seeing before. Is boating becoming more accessible to the heavy, or are more Floridians getting heavy? I also spent most of the '80s launching from public ramps in Hillsborough and Pinellas counties. I'm used to average beer bellies. This is differents. Also, more small kids without life jackets ...

    • @Nicks_Thrift_Picks
      @Nicks_Thrift_Picks Місяць тому

      That isn’t just Florida, that is the majority of the population now. I rarely see fit people now. A sad fact is 1 out of 3 children now have diabetes in the USA.

  • @jamesthompson8659
    @jamesthompson8659 Місяць тому +1

    Had to tell you that "welcome to the shitshow" boat got 1st place at the Lake Tapps boat parade in Washington State on Saturday the 29th. They had a porta potty on the back and a 4' pile of poop on the front!!!!!😂😂😂

  • @chrisblomquist6029
    @chrisblomquist6029 Місяць тому +2

    That had to hurt poor guy

  • @morellojeff
    @morellojeff Місяць тому +1

    I don't know why everyone tries to get either the bow line or stern line secured first. If you secure the bow line first, the stern will often drift away from the dock, and if you secure the stern line first, the the bow will usually drift away. One line tied to the mid ship cleat on the boat....the one you tie off to for a spring line....should be the first line to be secured to the dock. It will keep the bow and stern from drifting away from the dock and make securing those other two lines (stern and bow) so much easier.

    • @buffyranger6355
      @buffyranger6355 Місяць тому

      At last!!! We hear from a real Captain!!

  • @joeee7943
    @joeee7943 Місяць тому +1

    Ai says when putting your boat on the trailer, leave 2/3 of the boat in the water.

  • @user-zp8se6ii9i
    @user-zp8se6ii9i Місяць тому +1

    It amazes me how ma y people back up with out looking back first! Look the way you are going.

    • @keyper555
      @keyper555 Місяць тому

      Right!!! and also go slow very slow not 15mph or more, WTH?

  • @johngauntlett4915
    @johngauntlett4915 Місяць тому

    Alfred, definitely Beck's beer, when I worked for teakdecking in Sarasota we left Port Everglades on board seaborne pride to San Juan to do some work on the ship and then flew back from San Juan. Two weeks later we flew to San Juan and cruised back to Port Everglades. Because there were no passengers on board we did not have to go through customs. So the first officer opened up the ship store for us and we bought up a bunch of cases of Beck's beer and cartons of Marlboro cigarettes to take back to Sarasota we had our luggage strapped on top of the rental vans in order to carry all the beer and cigarettes. Good times!$10 a carton and $10 a case since there was no duty or taxes on it.

  • @stephengreen9540
    @stephengreen9540 Місяць тому

    hardest working man on youtube
    love your channel

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  Місяць тому

      Thanks Stephen! Those comments never get old

  • @lennewallace2596
    @lennewallace2596 Місяць тому +1

    Someone just went bloop bloop bloop and we have whiskey throttle

  • @rocjones6543
    @rocjones6543 Місяць тому

    4th of July weekend coming 😂

  • @forrestshadow
    @forrestshadow Місяць тому +1

    What if, while no one was looking, some of those mangrove sprigs got a little snip snip snip?

  • @seymourrackoff
    @seymourrackoff Місяць тому +1

    Yes

  • @buffyranger6355
    @buffyranger6355 Місяць тому

    The white boat circling has tiny kids with no life jackets!!!

  • @joebolt8873
    @joebolt8873 Місяць тому

    Wait for it Alfred from Nuiqsut Alaska love the videos bro.

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  Місяць тому

      Thanks Joe! The family really wants to go to Alaska so waiiiit 4 it

    • @joebolt8873
      @joebolt8873 Місяць тому

      When are you and your family coming to Alaska wait for it

  • @The.Real.Timmii
    @The.Real.Timmii Місяць тому +2

    chit show!

  • @jeffreymoscardelli8428
    @jeffreymoscardelli8428 Місяць тому

    The guy in the red&white scarrab broke the golden rule don't bring glass bottles on a boat

  • @ronniegiesing9610
    @ronniegiesing9610 Місяць тому

    That 1st girl is lucky she didn't't lose her arm!! WTF

  • @Zforce800Trail-22
    @Zforce800Trail-22 Місяць тому

    Why is it called whiskey throttle

  • @WickedPinfish
    @WickedPinfish Місяць тому +1

    I would not launch here even if they paid me

  • @cowboy6591
    @cowboy6591 Місяць тому

    Need to bring some snips with you and cut down those branches that are hosing up your focus.

  • @bunkyayars1179
    @bunkyayars1179 Місяць тому

    Huge boats to be trailering

  • @madhatter2465
    @madhatter2465 Місяць тому +1

    At least she looks good in the green bikini!

  • @martinbowers852
    @martinbowers852 Місяць тому

    extremely disappointed i have not missed many of you vids, never failed to leave a like, now we are expected to pay, so sad, what is next patron?

    • @AlfredMontaner
      @AlfredMontaner  Місяць тому

      Martin business is business. If I don't do necessary changes the channel would die.You are not getting the additional perks that cost money to make. No big deal. I appreciate your loyalty I really do.Thanks for your subscription but my membership is only .99 Cents

  • @HakanGezlev
    @HakanGezlev Місяць тому

    You had 1 JOB 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @imommyme98
    @imommyme98 Місяць тому +1

    Did the dude in the red and white boat just flip you off

    • @user-jq4ht4vi4u
      @user-jq4ht4vi4u Місяць тому

      He did flip him off.

    • @imommyme98
      @imommyme98 Місяць тому

      @@user-jq4ht4vi4u that's what I thought.

  • @RobertDavis-ck6qu
    @RobertDavis-ck6qu Місяць тому

    ALFRED WHAT THE LATEST ON YOUR PONTOON BOAT

  • @GmanfromTexas
    @GmanfromTexas Місяць тому

    Good looking bikinis get a pass.

  • @sam-y8t
    @sam-y8t Місяць тому +1

  • @LandofTheTree
    @LandofTheTree Місяць тому +1

    HE DID “MISS IT!” …you know why!? BECAUSE HE IS OVER EXCESSIVELY BUMPIN’ HIS GUMS😂 again. Stop talking so dang much

    • @chrisblomquist6029
      @chrisblomquist6029 Місяць тому

      Jelly bird you are here again? Lol must like it cause you are still here