[YTP] Good Old P.U.

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  • Опубліковано 11 тра 2019
  • A nice fireside chat with Dennis and his Prager pals.
    Also, no, I'm not dead. OR AM I?????
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  • @deathstorming
    @deathstorming 10 місяців тому +3950

    nothing will EVER top Dennis saying "THE BABY *FUCKING* DIES"

    • @Stickarms99
      @Stickarms99 7 місяців тому +187

      the only thing that can is Dennis *actually* saying "I need mommy, I need milk"

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 6 місяців тому +104

      For reasons we do not fully understand

    • @kacperfrontczak1257
      @kacperfrontczak1257 5 місяців тому

      Where will Dennis get foreskin and adrenochrome now?

    • @tant_necromant2757
      @tant_necromant2757 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@ashfox7498words can't express how funny I find your comment

    • @anipe1033
      @anipe1033 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@Stickarms99 "I want to be held I want to be comforted."

  • @alabama100
    @alabama100 4 роки тому +11662

    *For reasons we do not fully understand.*
    📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

  • @alionus6783
    @alionus6783 8 місяців тому +1842

    "God is a black, lesbian toilet" easily one of the best lines

    • @BubbleBFDI
      @BubbleBFDI 8 місяців тому +74

      urine and feces goes harder

    • @lukew6725
      @lukew6725 6 місяців тому +89

      For reasons we don't fully understand.

    • @LHZOZ777
      @LHZOZ777 6 місяців тому +5

      its real

    • @captainpalegg2860
      @captainpalegg2860 6 місяців тому +20

      sure, i'll incorporate that into my theology.

    • @danieldiedrich1164
      @danieldiedrich1164 6 місяців тому +6

      Skibity

  • @axljacx7090
    @axljacx7090 Рік тому +3170

    “That god is cruel. That god made a world full of liberals.” For a minute I couldn’t even tell if that was edited or not😭

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 Рік тому +375

      I'm reasonably certain Dennis Prager actually believes that.

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 6 місяців тому

      God made Liberals to test the will of all human beings. Same reason why he lets bad things happen, honestly.

    • @RealQuarlie
      @RealQuarlie 6 місяців тому

      ​​@@Green-Raccoon777As a liberal, I can confirm that I don't exist, I will expire in around 2 days and just be replaced by a duplicate in case of replies happening to further sell the delusion that I actually exist

    • @the_one_true_Klaus_Blunk.
      @the_one_true_Klaus_Blunk. 6 місяців тому +34

      Dennis truly is a visionary, far ahead of his time.

    • @ambiarock590
      @ambiarock590 5 місяців тому +28

      You cannot prove that Dennis has not said this

  • @mattskord9178
    @mattskord9178 4 роки тому +27368

    This sounds like an ongoing game of cards against humanity

    • @ImTheGuy
      @ImTheGuy 4 роки тому +405

      what if it is?

    • @lead_sommelier
      @lead_sommelier 4 роки тому +674

      @@ImTheGuy what if life is an ongoing game of cards against humanity?

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 4 роки тому +130

      @@lead_sommelier
      everything else is participating in cards against humanity(including some people)

    • @HerbMandoom
      @HerbMandoom 4 роки тому +148

      You'd think so, but this is actually pretty accurate to what Prager U tries to do

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 4 роки тому +44

      If it was the young turks playing the prager u expansion pack solo

  • @ethanthompson1097
    @ethanthompson1097 5 років тому +5006

    You will address all teachers by the n word

    • @loobly
      @loobly 5 років тому +224

      @Zakareya Alatoli an unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 5 років тому +141

      Just Another Idiot
      The school’s clubs will be based on nazism

    • @SentientPotatoXIII
      @SentientPotatoXIII 5 років тому +109

      Narcissism

    • @that1sefguy
      @that1sefguy 5 років тому +56

      You will address all teachers by the n-word:
      Narcissism

    • @computeronfire
      @computeronfire 5 років тому +55

      ....For reasons we do not fully understand

  • @hanshintermann1551
    @hanshintermann1551 3 роки тому +3375

    "Here is a fact: Dennis Prager should frighten you."

    • @dayxbobob5078
      @dayxbobob5078 3 роки тому +186

      **High pitched squeamish noise plays**

    • @yump8179
      @yump8179 3 роки тому +144

      for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 роки тому +53

      Are we certain Dennis Prager isn't some cosmological horror?

    • @Katastrophe2007
      @Katastrophe2007 3 роки тому +38

      **intense violins**

    • @Tom-H1
      @Tom-H1 3 роки тому +6

      Well he does now.

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 3 роки тому +1685

    “The citizens could kill him to death, with faeces!”
    Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 2 роки тому +80

      Best part is the actual verse says the men of the city should "stone [the child] to death with stones."
      I mean... yeah? What else were you supposed to stone a guy with? Flowers?

    • @zombibit4485
      @zombibit4485 2 роки тому +34

      @@TheAlmightyJello Weed

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 2 роки тому +15

      @@TheAlmightyJello Halfbricks, pottery, mortar, anything really

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 роки тому +9

      @@charliekahn4205 as long as it gets the job done

    • @cian.o
      @cian.o Рік тому +13

      How does one kill someone but not to death?

  • @MEGID0LA0N
    @MEGID0LA0N 4 роки тому +6488

    remember the social distancing rule: stay two ben shapiros apart

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 роки тому +146

      @Jerzy Dziś
      Also communism has much better music.

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 4 роки тому +65

      Mirza Hamza Baig for reasons we fully understand

    • @felipedaiber2991
      @felipedaiber2991 4 роки тому +19

      But at that distance we'll get to contagiate everyone its just way too close

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 4 роки тому +65

      I'm in some crazy place where we use weird units. What is the conversion from ben shapiros to black lesbian toilets?

    • @livindeadghoul
      @livindeadghoul 4 роки тому +5

      At that distance it's a breeding ground for the virus

  • @kaseycombs6968
    @kaseycombs6968 4 роки тому +4514

    “You will address all the teachers by the n-word.”
    Finally.

  • @scottdenby290
    @scottdenby290 7 місяців тому +756

    Imagine a world without murder. A world without theft.
    This would drive me mad!

  • @victorfigueroa9385
    @victorfigueroa9385 3 роки тому +466

    “Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?”
    *_The baby fucking dies_*

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 6 місяців тому +42

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @ClassicMovieMan-ws2jz
    @ClassicMovieMan-ws2jz 4 роки тому +8743

    "Imagine a world with no theft or murder. That would drive me mad."
    - John Lennon's first draft of "Imagine"

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 4 роки тому +90

      John Lennon is Ben Sharpo illuminati confirmed

    • @creativecoyote8628
      @creativecoyote8628 4 роки тому +10

      Classic Movie Man 1997
      mad not crazy

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 4 роки тому +5

      More than raising kids, just being awesome in whatever brings u real joy, and loving people and not being an asshat all the time
      Whatever ur dna tells u, in a responsible manner
      This has been my tedtalk

    • @solarcowgirl
      @solarcowgirl 4 роки тому +6

      DISGOSTING

    • @rugvedkulkarni1593
      @rugvedkulkarni1593 3 роки тому +9

      @Zinkeron
      No need for greed or hunger
      Would make me feel so sad

  • @frequentflyer8592
    @frequentflyer8592 4 роки тому +5743

    I freaking LOST IT at "that god made a world full of liberals"

    • @Aes_Saru
      @Aes_Saru 4 роки тому +482

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @bradtheunchad3192
      @bradtheunchad3192 4 роки тому +153

      What kind of God would do this?

    • @frequentflyer8592
      @frequentflyer8592 4 роки тому +151

      @@bradtheunchad3192 a cruel one apparently lmao

    • @bonksoda1410
      @bonksoda1410 4 роки тому +179

      Skypod Studios And that god is *_a black, lesbian toilet_*

    • @cuteemilycringes
      @cuteemilycringes 4 роки тому +20

      @Liam Dysart then everything suddenly make ssnese

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy 3 роки тому +4317

    These Prageru YTPs are gold because Dennis really does say some wild shit so they really don’t have to create fake words by combining two words together to make it sound like a curse lol.

    • @leaderofcommunistchina1427
      @leaderofcommunistchina1427 3 роки тому +18

      What

    • @judehutchinson8355
      @judehutchinson8355 2 роки тому +216

      @@leaderofcommunistchina1427 a common practice for youtube poops is sentence mixing. You take two or more words or sounds from phrases and create new words and phrases.

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv 2 роки тому +240

      @@leaderofcommunistchina1427 they mean that the guy really says things like "unjust suffering" and "human feces", removing a lot of a YTP artists workload

    • @KMcNally117
      @KMcNally117 2 роки тому +78

      Didn't they defend the confederacy and slavery?

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 2 роки тому +2

      Wut

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 3 роки тому +742

    "When a cop gives you a lawful command, say no."
    Guys this is brilliant advice trust me, just tell a cop "no" and instead of putting you in jail they'll leave you alone.
    No, please ignore the countless bullet wounds in my chest and head, that's not the point

    • @thepuffin4050
      @thepuffin4050 3 роки тому +64

      Don't worry, they're just warning shots

    • @charlesg7707
      @charlesg7707 3 роки тому +27

      Cop: understandable, have a great day

    • @nelsonr12
      @nelsonr12 2 роки тому +23

      Cops can't arrest you without consent

    • @tackywhale5664
      @tackywhale5664 2 роки тому

      Careful, many of the left-wing, terminally online zoomer idiots may be too gullible to understand your sarcasm.

    • @kraktjoetv
      @kraktjoetv 7 місяців тому +3

      actually, that is the point. the hollow point.

  • @bearpuns5910
    @bearpuns5910 4 роки тому +6173

    "When a cop gives you a lawful command, say, 'No.'"
    Why didn't I think of that?

    • @stackk.113
      @stackk.113 4 роки тому +153

      Now you are free...
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      of existence

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss 4 роки тому +146

      George floyd wants to know your location

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 4 роки тому +131

      @@The-Big-Boss If only Kendall Jenner was there to give the cops a Pepsi

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss 4 роки тому +15

      @@bearpuns5910 oh right of course !

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому +57

      Cops like to kill people for fun.
      For reasons we fully understand

  • @souffle-d-eclair
    @souffle-d-eclair 5 років тому +2802

    "I am reorienting the school away from academics and toward unjust suffering."
    so basically nothing changes

    • @souffle-d-eclair
      @souffle-d-eclair 5 років тому +5

      @@Sleygar it happens

    • @gibbonbasher8171
      @gibbonbasher8171 5 років тому +2

      Guilherme Dias See. Not saw. Seesaw.

    • @gibbonbasher8171
      @gibbonbasher8171 5 років тому +2

      Claire Deming Couldn’t be more correct.

    • @muffycat
      @muffycat 5 років тому +3

      Dutch van der Linde Seesaw? I thought I was done with chapter 3

    • @dollbones1188
      @dollbones1188 5 років тому

      I’ve never laughed so hard

  • @Sam_Wich
    @Sam_Wich 7 місяців тому +70

    "Imagine for
    a moment a world in which there was no
    murder or theft"
    "This would drive me mad"

  • @LaGamerLia666_old
    @LaGamerLia666_old 10 місяців тому +332

    The idea of dennis prager being openly and explicitly racist is just so funny to me because he's cutting the middle man, aka the presenters

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 10 місяців тому +35

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s like that irl. He looks inhuman.

    • @HorcraesLuwarin
      @HorcraesLuwarin 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@eko9554I think that he came from the same lab that made piers morgan.

    • @tomassmith1519
      @tomassmith1519 2 місяці тому +1

      He is nor racist

    • @ryangallagher9723
      @ryangallagher9723 2 місяці тому +2

      @@tomassmith1519 me when i lie

    • @tomassmith1519
      @tomassmith1519 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ryangallagher9723 me when I repeat like a parrot whatever I read on twiter this morning:

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 4 роки тому +16605

    can't believe the copyright system hasn't flagged this reupload of prager u content

    • @PersonWhoExists50306
      @PersonWhoExists50306 4 роки тому +155

      @@theradiance256 Wow, you're such a genius! You're going to be the next Einstein! I look up to you do to your unparalleled intelligence and gracefulness. Bravo.

    • @anime3524
      @anime3524 4 роки тому +25

      Stop following me or i'll call the cyber police

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans 4 роки тому +13

      HHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLO XDDD BOOMER IS SO FUNNY XDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHHA LOLOOLOOOOOOLLLLOOL :) :)
      is that what you expected? Because that shit isn’t funny

    • @Dbulkss
      @Dbulkss 4 роки тому +13

      This place is full of trolls

    • @SilverSpoonRiche
      @SilverSpoonRiche 4 роки тому +11

      I know, word for word, it's shameful! The Citizen Brain is a f***ing pirate!

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 5 років тому +14607

    never thought i would laugh at someone saying "the baby f**king dies" but here we are

    • @hexacore3005
      @hexacore3005 5 років тому +360

      It's like a few seconds into the video and it already broke me multiple times. xD

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 років тому +82

      @@christianmartin82804 it's one thing to quote a ytp, but another weird thing to quote the comment you're replying to

    • @christianmartin82804
      @christianmartin82804 5 років тому +7

      @@SmashLiXs why do you want to start a fight

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 років тому +13

      @@christianmartin82804 are you asking?

    • @christianmartin82804
      @christianmartin82804 5 років тому +1

      @@SmashLiXs asking what are you starting a fight yes you are

  • @Katastrophe2007
    @Katastrophe2007 3 роки тому +1354

    PragerU: *we are educated individuals*
    Also PragerU: *gets triggered over a literal plastic potato*

    • @grumpoggo2636
      @grumpoggo2636 2 роки тому +11

      Why is your profile picture Barney the Dinosaur?

    • @Katastrophe2007
      @Katastrophe2007 2 роки тому +41

      @@grumpoggo2636 it's susie from deltarune

    • @grumpoggo2636
      @grumpoggo2636 2 роки тому +8

      @Squareboo I was joking.

    • @Katastrophe2007
      @Katastrophe2007 2 роки тому +18

      @@grumpoggo2636 oop i'm sorry lmao-

    • @grumpoggo2636
      @grumpoggo2636 2 роки тому +18

      @@Katastrophe2007 It’s ok. I’m just silly.

  • @Froggycolouring
    @Froggycolouring 6 місяців тому +51

    Dennis: “No obscene language will be tolerated anywhere on this school’s property”
    Also Dennis: “ *The baby fucking dies* “

  • @lachlan612
    @lachlan612 5 років тому +4744

    ok librils
    if global warming is real why did my 3 year old die in the freezer after i left him in there for a week
    check mate

    • @AugustBreak
      @AugustBreak 5 років тому +338

      Hi there. This is the NASA. Please cease your investigation into global warming or we will redirect a meteor into your home using our space tractor beam.
      Kind regards, James Bridenstine

    • @MarkCuckerberg666
      @MarkCuckerberg666 5 років тому +341

      It died for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @madmalkavian3857
      @madmalkavian3857 5 років тому +88

      Easy they obviously died of freezer burn not freezer chill duh.

    • @_bug56
      @_bug56 5 років тому +129

      Did you vaccinate?

    • @monsoon1303
      @monsoon1303 5 років тому +63

      Wrong. It died because it was exposed to the left's ideas

  • @Scottisheyebrow
    @Scottisheyebrow 5 років тому +1978

    This school will have FAILED if any of you graduate.

  • @JBean-yg7oy
    @JBean-yg7oy 3 роки тому +151

    "if you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed"
    Denis Prager is going to open hope's peak

    • @superd8826
      @superd8826 Рік тому +5

      Knowing the danganronpa series, yeah

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 7 місяців тому +5

      WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?!?!

    • @themosaicshow
      @themosaicshow Місяць тому +1

      dennis enoshima*

  • @highsoldier420
    @highsoldier420 3 роки тому +136

    “I’m moving the school system away from academics and to focus on unjust suffering”
    So...nothing changes?

  • @gavinlane7459
    @gavinlane7459 5 років тому +5371

    "The God you believe in is cruel. That God made a world full of liberals."
    -Dennis Prager, 2019

    • @puffy7341
      @puffy7341 5 років тому +100

      God is already cruel become a satanist today

    • @gavinlane7459
      @gavinlane7459 5 років тому +253

      @@puffy7341 bro you just posted cringe

    • @aultrex9077
      @aultrex9077 5 років тому +138

      "That god made a world filled with urine and feces."

    • @mashimero
      @mashimero 5 років тому +90

      "That god is a black lesbian toilet!"

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +6

      WUSS ETTE why worship God’s evil henchman?

  • @DM_Datura
    @DM_Datura 5 років тому +7294

    "Imagine a group of activists so powerful they can beam their propaganda right into your ass."
    -Ben Shapiro The Super Genius

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 5 років тому +205

      Bean Shapiro

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 5 років тому +133

      They want you to think like they think

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 5 років тому +119

      Left wing ass-beaming machine: *DESTROYED*

    • @Delta225
      @Delta225 5 років тому +169

      And unless you're aware of what they think, chances are, you think they think that they think like you think.

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 5 років тому +76

      DeltaDragonoid225
      It was the height of the Cold War, and the Vietnam War was raging, for reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @lordchiopet1630
    @lordchiopet1630 7 місяців тому +65

    This is about as coherent and 10,000 times more entertaining than anything they've ever put out

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384 3 роки тому +99

    Makes just as much sense as a regular pragerU video tbh

    • @prochor4866
      @prochor4866 2 роки тому +22

      At least this one is funny

  • @Boomer8824
    @Boomer8824 5 років тому +1272

    “Capitalism is based on human greed; socialism is based on toilet paper.”

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 5 років тому +61

      Venezuela be like.

    • @knutenniopelagalli3817
      @knutenniopelagalli3817 5 років тому +15

      Oh so that is the reason why they had so much toilet paper in the soviet union

    • @Ivan_Drago.
      @Ivan_Drago. 5 років тому +8

      Socialism is based on my penis not getting pusssieeee because in socialism women are men

    • @KlarenceMS
      @KlarenceMS 5 років тому +8

      Fascism is based on God

    • @El-wq8jk
      @El-wq8jk 5 років тому +35

      Anarchism is based on fortnite battle royal

  • @ProductionsRedone
    @ProductionsRedone 5 років тому +2123

    "God is a Black, Lesbian, Toilet."
    I KNEW IT! I'M SETTING UP A CHURCH!!!

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 5 років тому +47

      Nooo he said “THAT” god is a black lesbian toilet. You’d actually be starting a cult instead of a church.

    • @delphi4213
      @delphi4213 5 років тому +69

      @@estheay3611
      What's the difference

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 років тому +70

      @@delphi4213 for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 5 років тому +27

      Delphi the difference is -Churches serve fried chicken.-
      Okay I’ll stop

    • @chipsinsideajar1372
      @chipsinsideajar1372 4 роки тому +3

      @@estheay3611 nonono, keep talking...

  • @TodosLocosOfficial
    @TodosLocosOfficial Рік тому +154

    Genuinely more coherent than actual PragerU videos

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 6 місяців тому +9

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @averagesocialist
    @averagesocialist 10 місяців тому +102

    Least Non-sensical video from Prager U

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 10 місяців тому +19

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @averagesocialist
      @averagesocialist 10 місяців тому +4

      @@richardgadberry8398 I agree

    • @Badookum
      @Badookum 10 місяців тому

      Dude you're a literal socialist 😂

    • @ZechsMerquise73
      @ZechsMerquise73 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Badookum doesn't change the fact that he's right about PragerU

    • @andreatomasi3755
      @andreatomasi3755 4 місяці тому +3

      Same level of derangement but more funny

  • @SSJ4Supermanarot
    @SSJ4Supermanarot 4 роки тому +3426

    I love this video,
    For reasons I do not fully understand.

  • @Amber7H
    @Amber7H 4 роки тому +3933

    "the baby fu-cking dies"
    THAT HAD ME DYING LMAOOOOO

  • @Sundaeys
    @Sundaeys 3 роки тому +101

    I still find it hilarious that there's like 5 different art styles but it's all made by PragerU.

  • @applescruff1969
    @applescruff1969 Рік тому +73

    2:12 is so goddamn funny. I can 100% picture Prager saying it, too.

  • @GlobalsoftPirka
    @GlobalsoftPirka 3 роки тому +5717

    “Black lesbian toilet” gets me every time for some reason.

    • @Dibarifofana
      @Dibarifofana 3 роки тому +446

      For reasons we don’t fully understand

    • @prophetofprosperity1107
      @prophetofprosperity1107 3 роки тому +8

      funniest part!

    • @onesevenninewest
      @onesevenninewest 3 роки тому +121

      Socialism is based on toilet paper used in the black lesbian toilet

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 3 роки тому +2

      **VOTE THIRD PARTY** ua-cam.com/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/v-deo.html

    • @nebbo42
      @nebbo42 3 роки тому +30

      @@Polyglot_English no

  • @supergamer5121
    @supergamer5121 5 років тому +3384

    So why doesn’t communism have the same terrible reputation as Nazism; reason # 1, they have better music.
    *Soviet Anthem blares*
    Perfection

  • @TheThirty
    @TheThirty 2 роки тому +51

    0:21
    "Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?"
    "The baby fucking dies."
    no matter how many times i watch this one clip, i cannot help myself from laughing. the sentence mixing is so good LMAO

  • @jellybeatdown
    @jellybeatdown 3 роки тому +61

    Jesus christ the bit where he talks about what kind if school Prager u is, it's art. Fucking masterpiece Holy shit

  • @JoeMama-nr9zi
    @JoeMama-nr9zi 4 роки тому +3552

    Me during an exam: Okay, I got this, just concentrate
    My Brain: - ᴜʀɪɴᴇ and ғᴇᴄᴇs

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 4 роки тому +70

      My brain: GOD is a BLACK LESBIAN TOILET

    • @moonjockeys
      @moonjockeys 4 роки тому +28

      My brain, on loop: 4:33

    • @pastadinnertheater8657
      @pastadinnertheater8657 4 роки тому +21

      For reasons we do not fully understand

    • @Sandvichman.
      @Sandvichman. 4 роки тому +11

      Then you try to refocus, and then your brain goes,
      *"would urine and feces combined be fucine or ureces"*

    • @TheTerribleUsername
      @TheTerribleUsername 4 роки тому +1

      Who's joe mama?

  • @betaraytasty5109
    @betaraytasty5109 5 років тому +3480

    Bless the black lesbian toilet god this was wonderful.

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 5 років тому +138

      The only God I pray to

    • @betaraytasty5109
      @betaraytasty5109 5 років тому +25

      @@angelikaskoroszyn8495 been better since we kicked R Kelly out.

    • @demonicdude1328
      @demonicdude1328 5 років тому +91

      Fuck her, she created liberals and urine and feces

    • @DoveLady
      @DoveLady 5 років тому +78

      @@demonicdude1328 you dare blaspheme our toilet lord? heretic!

    • @AlyphRat
      @AlyphRat 5 років тому +10

      nigga toilet...

  • @ollie7486
    @ollie7486 9 місяців тому +19

    “You think they think that they think like you think” is the most convoluted way to say a sentence that still makes sense

  • @WARCRIMES4WAIFUS
    @WARCRIMES4WAIFUS 2 роки тому +53

    Still makes more sense than a normal episode

  • @ethanpan2335
    @ethanpan2335 4 роки тому +7516

    “I’m Ben Shapiro, *super genius*. “This is literally something I could imagine him saying.

    • @phoogles189
      @phoogles189 4 роки тому +465

      Ethan Pan Olive Garden worker: “do you want unlimited breadsticks”
      Benjamin Shapiro: “that’s literally impossible”

    • @Speedpunk650
      @Speedpunk650 4 роки тому +50

      I actually understood the "you think" part. He basically was saying You assume others think like you until you question it

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah but he actually is

    • @hardcaselj111
      @hardcaselj111 4 роки тому +81

      Bencil sharpinero

    • @fresherturtle1154
      @fresherturtle1154 4 роки тому +10

      I laughed at that part for too long

  • @modman287
    @modman287 5 років тому +4179

    This ytp is amazing for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 5 років тому +105

      Nah, it has *MUCH BETTER MUSIC*

    • @voidgirl7811
      @voidgirl7811 5 років тому +1

      IKR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marios1861
      @marios1861 5 років тому +44

      @Bob Bobbertson in your opinion, don't go around using actually to enforce your bullshit belief bitch...

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 5 років тому +28

      @Bob Bobbertson butthurt conservative detected

    • @internettraveler8666
      @internettraveler8666 4 роки тому +18

      @Bob Bobbertson republicunt incel

  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 Рік тому +41

    1:48 So, that's The Daily Wire+ in a nutshell.

  • @dayxbobob5078
    @dayxbobob5078 3 роки тому +31

    "That god made a world filled with 🎉💖urine💖🎉 and 💋💕feces💕💋"

    • @rbxless
      @rbxless 2 роки тому +1

      and liberals

  • @charliedawson6318
    @charliedawson6318 4 роки тому +3834

    "The Vietnam war was raging for reason we do not fully understand."
    -Every American History Teacher

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 3 роки тому +209

      American imperialism

    • @kalfust7722
      @kalfust7722 3 роки тому +9

      damn it do be like that

    • @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630
      @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 3 роки тому +121

      @DUDAH vietnam wasn't an imperialistic country... Usa was just afraid of vietnam catching the "communism" disease, and of course we lost so either way it was a complete waste for everyone

    • @domersftw1503
      @domersftw1503 3 роки тому +3

      Man
      Men

    • @domersftw1503
      @domersftw1503 3 роки тому +2

      Man

  • @Fishfoe
    @Fishfoe 4 роки тому +2865

    "Capitalism is based on human greed, socialism is based on toilet paper."
    - The COVID-19 Pandemic, March 2020

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 4 роки тому +4

      Its actually based on the situation in Venezuela. Not everything is related to the recent situation, just bc its your frame of reference.

    • @fgdhgfghgj732
      @fgdhgfghgj732 4 роки тому +17

      TheBaioken are you stupid?

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 4 роки тому +3

      @@Ry_TSG a very obvious, unoriginal one though.

    • @craze4019
      @craze4019 4 роки тому +20

      TheBaioken Ok. And?

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 4 роки тому +3

      @@craze4019 Ok. And?

  • @windowsmoviemaker2003
    @windowsmoviemaker2003 3 роки тому +19

    every now and then i come back to watch this video again and it's just as funny each time, it's so good

  • @DieWorm
    @DieWorm 2 роки тому +26

    "If you wanna avoid a bad outcome with a police officer, follow this simple rule... When a cop gives you a lawful command, say... 'No.'"
    This is the funniest shit I've ever seen

  • @0Aquamelon
    @0Aquamelon 4 роки тому +1797

    “you will address all teachers by THE N WORD”

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 4 роки тому +27

      Aquamelon!
      Narcissist ... wait, no

    • @gabrielpereira9717
      @gabrielpereira9717 4 роки тому +19

      this reminds me of boondock's skit of the teacher who said the n word

    • @gtaguy8791
      @gtaguy8791 4 роки тому +4

      An unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 4 роки тому +4

      Student: "N*gga how much time do we have to complete the exam?"
      Teacher: ...

    • @korvusgaming4927
      @korvusgaming4927 4 роки тому +2

      Narcissism!

  • @peacewalking__
    @peacewalking__ 4 роки тому +4731

    J.K Rowling reveals God was a Black Lesbian Toilet this whole time.

    • @notadoll17
      @notadoll17 4 роки тому +63

      oh god oh fuck

    • @jwabowski5455
      @jwabowski5455 4 роки тому +8

      Pain but wait I thought she was supposed to be anti this stuff now, isn’t she supposed to be a horrible bigot?

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 роки тому +28

      @@jwabowski5455 the main issue that people have with her is that she just adds it in both without tact or acctually adding it and it being just a bullet point, I'd be like you suddenly changing into a different person but you act the exact same as you did despite you being a completely different person

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 роки тому +4

      As for me I dont care because it doesnt acctually change the story

    • @burgerbryan8883
      @burgerbryan8883 4 роки тому +1

      this is jiraiya, i will destroy you pain, mark my words

  • @bloodsoakedrainbows83-15
    @bloodsoakedrainbows83-15 3 місяці тому +6

    This is honestly one of the funniest ytps I've ever watched

  • @RowdyGT
    @RowdyGT 3 роки тому +390

    “That god is cruel. That god made a world FILLED with liberals.”
    You know he makes a fantastic point... 😂

  • @nusdrapoel897
    @nusdrapoel897 4 роки тому +7432

    "That god is cruel. That god made a world full of liberals"
    That sounds exactly like something PragerU would say

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 4 роки тому +255

      WhiteVoidGDLeopardsun don’t forget urine and feces.

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 4 роки тому +24

      WhiteVoidGDLeopardsun urine and feces too🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️lol

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому +182

      For reasons we fully understand

    • @the10thfloor37
      @the10thfloor37 4 роки тому +106

      😂😂😂😂
      “Reason #1 - They have much better music.”

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 4 роки тому +53

      @@the10thfloor37 I mean he's not wrong.

  • @Nabczsz07
    @Nabczsz07 4 роки тому +2567

    Gf: Don’t get political in front of my parents please
    Me: Ok
    15 minutes later:

    • @Shawn6751
      @Shawn6751 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah that would be a stretch for me.

    • @panfriedsock
      @panfriedsock 3 роки тому +157

      Imagine a group of activists so powerful they could beam their propaganda directly into your ass

    • @ulisesr614
      @ulisesr614 3 роки тому +5

      - CJ - *waat?!*

    • @greasyham_sandwich3707
      @greasyham_sandwich3707 3 роки тому +30

      @@ulisesr614 the line was where shapiro was talking... for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @O15Omnicron
      @O15Omnicron 3 роки тому +17

      Tell them that a just God wouldn't make a world filled with liberals, and that they have an unhealthy preoccupation with condom-wearing

  • @NerdGirl4677
    @NerdGirl4677 8 місяців тому +31

    This is Prager U if they were honest about their beliefs.

  • @guyfromfireemblemtheblazin3391
    @guyfromfireemblemtheblazin3391 3 роки тому +24

    "capitalism is based on human greed
    socialism is based"

  • @JaeLCR13
    @JaeLCR13 5 років тому +2453

    Here is a fact:
    *_Dennis Prager should frighten you_*

    • @redtexan7053
      @redtexan7053 5 років тому +62

      *screams of the damned*

    • @shadleguy3900
      @shadleguy3900 5 років тому +35

      *WHEEEEOEEEEEEEEHOHOHOHOH*

    • @dogeramsey9154
      @dogeramsey9154 5 років тому +2

      0:59 ...

    • @bowlofpasta8846
      @bowlofpasta8846 5 років тому

      Wow a quote from the video and a dumb pfp

    • @davidpaul6290
      @davidpaul6290 5 років тому +10

      @Impossibro tv Funnier than anything from your soul sucking videos.

  • @captainsnake8515
    @captainsnake8515 4 роки тому +4823

    “Socialism is based off toilet paper” really hits different during quarantine

    • @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71
      @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 3 роки тому +18

      Ikr

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 роки тому +60

      Looks like we're all socialists then

    • @dirtydan693
      @dirtydan693 3 роки тому +84

      So your a socialist if you wipe your ass. So that's why trump walks weird. It all makes sense now 😲

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 роки тому +13

      @@dirtydan693 so..... Aren't we all socialist?

    • @dirtydan693
      @dirtydan693 3 роки тому +40

      @@sooryan_1018
      Yes unless you don't wipe your ass but that's just fucking nasty walking around with shit in your crack

  • @colonel1003
    @colonel1003 Місяць тому +3

    Idk how I missed this for so long, I like 2007-2010 ytps but this is one of the best ytps I’ve seen

  • @mparker123
    @mparker123 3 роки тому +15

    “Clubs that transport you, to the wonders and glories of Genocide.”
    I’m wheezing

  • @bryceflanigan4636
    @bryceflanigan4636 5 років тому +1806

    "This school will have failed if any of you graduate"
    I felt that

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 5 років тому +15

      Yeah man...

    • @starset4life175
      @starset4life175 5 років тому +62

      For reasons we do not fully understand

    • @unconscious7219
      @unconscious7219 5 років тому +9

      One of the major in my uni, the one that I'm studying. Has only 5 graduates per year despite more than 1000 people enrolled.

    • @danieljuno810
      @danieljuno810 5 років тому +12

      Unconscious FOR REASONS WE DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 7 місяців тому +1

      "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?!?"

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox 4 роки тому +2619

    "The Vietnam war was raging, for reasons we do not fully understand."
    thats not ytp, thats just a fact

    • @kogasoldier9379
      @kogasoldier9379 4 роки тому +273

      Some historians argue it's because communism. Others argue it's because Vietnam kidnapped Ben Shapiro's parents. I'll argue it's for reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter 4 роки тому +35

      Something to do with French colonialism or with VP Johnson wanting their land to graze his cows.

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter 4 роки тому +26

      @CIA BETA Wing
      You mean "independence" as dictated by the US.

    • @HW-sw5gb
      @HW-sw5gb 4 роки тому +43

      The domino effect was a wrong, stupid theory, and the Vietnam War did absolutely nothing to “stop it”.
      America not only lost the Vietnam War, it got fucking owned. The attempts by conservatives and fanboys of the intellegence agencies and military-industrial complex to spin it any other way are just extremely sad and pathetic.

    • @HW-sw5gb
      @HW-sw5gb 4 роки тому +18

      @CIA BETA Wing If you’re talking about the present day geopolitics, then I agree. Modern day Vietnam has shifted to the State-ish capitalism, similarly to China - and they’re actually moving towards becoming a pretty close US ally in the region (because of anti-China Realpolitik obviously lol). So I agree, you’re right, the US won in that sense.
      But it’s sort of undeniable the escalation of troops in Vietnam was a strategic error. The initial entry was, with the hindsight, also a mistake. It’d have been better to take Ho Chi Minh up on his offer to join the US in an alliance, since it would have essentially left the US in the same place as today. But in the context of the Eisenhower and Kennedy administrations, it makes sense why they would trust working with “Communists” and decide to reject it. (Plus, just imagine how much they’d lose in the next elections if they had!)
      But by 1964-1965, it should have been obvious that it would just be a waste of lives that the US public ultimately wouldn’t tolerate. It was pride, politicking, ignorance, and stubbornness that kept the war going. It’s the problem that politicians often have lol. It always prioritizes the short term (unless it’s on a personal level for them of course. Every politician looks in the mirror and sees a future President). People could know the political effects of staying in would ultimately be much worse for them, but no one wanted to pull the trigger and incur the short term consequences now. After all, the future is years away! It’s sort of the same with climate change today (on a much larger scale, ofc)
      Ironically, staying in Vietnam ended up being seen as LBJ’s biggest failure and cowardice, and or course ultimately is what cost him 1968. If he had withdrawn from Vietnam, and with the rest of his (honestly great) domestic record, he’d almost certainly have been a two term President - and been remembered as one of the best in modern history.
      Also, I just want to apologize if I was too hostile in my earlier comment. I’m sorry if it came off that way, and that was not my intention.

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA 5 місяців тому +11

    This is the only PragerU thing I can stomach.

    • @Slimmsnarl
      @Slimmsnarl 4 місяці тому +1

      You will adjust all teachers by the n word

  • @thejoyfuldragon887
    @thejoyfuldragon887 8 місяців тому +13

    honestly indistinguishable from a normal pu video.

  • @dextresen
    @dextresen 5 років тому +1330

    and you address all teachers
    **BY THE N WORD**
    narcissism

    • @rectoplasmic4630
      @rectoplasmic4630 5 років тому +52

      An unhealthy preoccupation with CONDOM WEARING

    • @RandomFlops
      @RandomFlops 5 років тому +11

      Condom wearing is really getting out of hand

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 5 років тому +4

      NPC?

    • @DiegoAmateur
      @DiegoAmateur 5 років тому +8

      If you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved
      This school would have failed.

    • @bradythomas234
      @bradythomas234 5 років тому +2

      Akechi the communist

  • @abrahamlincoln8748
    @abrahamlincoln8748 4 роки тому +2143

    *“It is my intent that black students will be this school’s property”*

    • @toddhoward234
      @toddhoward234 3 роки тому +151

      Abraham n o

    • @umardickenson9590
      @umardickenson9590 3 роки тому +246

      YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!! YOU'RE WERE SAPOST TO DESTROY THE SLAVERS, NOT JOIN THEM!!! BRING BALANCE TO THE U.S., NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!!!

    • @A2xJn
      @A2xJn 3 роки тому +51

      save us abe

    • @getdatpeppah6083
      @getdatpeppah6083 3 роки тому +18

      @@umardickenson9590 this needs more recognition

    • @idontknowwhattoputhere7017
      @idontknowwhattoputhere7017 3 роки тому +4

      Oh no

  • @IDK-oh3kb
    @IDK-oh3kb 8 місяців тому +11

    "A black lesbian toilet" Dennis Prager
    I have so many questions

  • @jackfreeman1776
    @jackfreeman1776 Рік тому +16

    God, I love that YTPs are still a thing.

  • @andrewkuder4159
    @andrewkuder4159 4 роки тому +3493

    “The existence of God only ensures the existence of God”
    “You will address your teachers by the n word”

  • @theiceana7237
    @theiceana7237 4 роки тому +2720

    "Why doesnt communism have the same terrible reputation as Nazism? Reason number one. They have much better music." 1:07
    Welp cant deny that one Dennis.

    • @brianray8351
      @brianray8351 4 роки тому +155

      I can't name any Nazi-era composers working in Germany at all, let alone ones that are any good. Meanwhile, in Russia - Shostakovich. I rest my case, shitlords.

    • @FerousFolly
      @FerousFolly 4 роки тому +45

      @@brianray8351 You make a very compelling argument

    • @deusvult299
      @deusvult299 4 роки тому +25

      @@brianray8351 Wagner you fucking troglodyte

    • @mightyNosewings
      @mightyNosewings 4 роки тому +70

      @@deusvult299 Wagner fucking sucks.
      Anyway, while Wagner definitely WOULD have been a Nazi, he lived entirely in the 19th century, so he didn't get the chance.

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 4 роки тому +20

      Erika's pretty lit don't bout you fam

  • @matthewworden6095
    @matthewworden6095 2 роки тому +36

    Can we take a minute to acknowledge how much mind-numbing PragerU content the person who made this had to watch to make this masterpiece?

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey 2 роки тому +36

    Dennis Prager speaks clearly, and with pauses between each sentence, and does so on a variety of topics asking many rhetorical and hypothetical questions and arguments..... *HES PERFECT FOR THESE KIND OF PARODIES!*

  • @Delta225
    @Delta225 5 років тому +5832

    Reasons Communism is better than Nazism
    1. They have much better music.

    • @uniit7694
      @uniit7694 4 роки тому +54

      I think this a reference to the They Might Be Giants

    • @Rainier214
      @Rainier214 4 роки тому +101

      *USSR anthem plays loudly*

    • @hauscchildt6418
      @hauscchildt6418 4 роки тому +133

      *laughs in Erika*

    • @JohnSmith-ot4hq
      @JohnSmith-ot4hq 4 роки тому +30

      The Communists have the music :)

    • @saoirseoceallaigh3387
      @saoirseoceallaigh3387 4 роки тому +45

      @@hauscchildt6418 While that song was made by fascists, is it really a fascist song? It just talks about a guy who loves a girl named Erika and gives her flowers and shit. For comparison, popular leftist songs almost always contain explicitly leftist lyrics, for example the Internationale, the Soviet national anthenm, Solidarity Forever, Which Side Are You On, etc.

  • @ZeldaTPS
    @ZeldaTPS 5 років тому +1621

    “I am reorienting the school away from academics, and toward *unjust suffering.”*
    The American school system, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @Rainofskulz
      @Rainofskulz 5 років тому +31

      I was about to comment that it sounds like modern education in a nutshell

    • @squirrelgadget3498
      @squirrelgadget3498 5 років тому +4

      Zelda The Pirate Sim no, Charlotte Mecklenburg Schools.

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 5 років тому +25

      No more like "I am reorienting the school away from academics, and towards Shooting Practice"

    • @TheKitek200
      @TheKitek200 5 років тому +17

      American schools? That sounds like every ordinary school everywhere to me.

    • @happydays6777
      @happydays6777 5 років тому +1

      @@TheKitek200 Shut up brat lol

  • @jermyc7982
    @jermyc7982 3 роки тому +107

    "Socialism is based" - Dennis Prager 2019

  • @swordhunter12
    @swordhunter12 2 роки тому +13

    "If you want to avoid a bad outcome with a police officer, follow this simple rule: when an officer gives you a lawful command, say "no"."
    Ah, the sovereign citizen's approach.

  • @VladiMrBabish
    @VladiMrBabish 5 років тому +943

    "I'm Ben Shapiro, suuuper genius!"

    • @williamtoad8040
      @williamtoad8040 5 років тому +62

      How he feels talking over 19 year olds two classes into political science and sociology while twisting their words against them and using straw man arguments

    • @sock312
      @sock312 5 років тому +1

      William Todd ooooo edgy

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 5 років тому +11

      @@sock312 my dude how is that edgy, if anything he's saying that ben shapiro tries to be edgy

    • @roflcopter491
      @roflcopter491 5 років тому +2

      @@williamtoad8040 That's just what Jews tend to do

    • @sock312
      @sock312 5 років тому

      @@birdflox1337 well i meant that as in "wow another psuedo intellectual on the internet" I don't care about Ben Shapiro but I also don't care about trying to voice political views on a comedic video lmao

  • @KillerRaspberry
    @KillerRaspberry 4 роки тому +1631

    “It is my intent that black students will be this schools property”

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 4 роки тому +136

      "If you leave this school without having been murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed."

    • @psychosalad6653
      @psychosalad6653 4 роки тому +3

      Which video is 3:10 from?

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 4 роки тому +5

      @@psychosalad6653 ua-cam.com/video/KeqBbO_jpXk/v-deo.html

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 4 роки тому

      @@TheAlmightyJello people will look up the video if they're interested. This is a meme. Fuck off.

    • @AD-gl2wi
      @AD-gl2wi 4 роки тому +8

      Hecking Bamboozled He was just answering the other person’s question as to what video that part was taken from.

  • @OuterRimPride
    @OuterRimPride 8 місяців тому +6

    I love this for reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @ultimateinternetman4335
    @ultimateinternetman4335 2 роки тому +15

    It seems this is age-restricted, for reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @Scrufflord
      @Scrufflord 2 місяці тому

      its because of the urine and feces

  • @raynova8055
    @raynova8055 4 роки тому +2945

    “If you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed”
    Danganronpa?

  • @asnekboi7232
    @asnekboi7232 5 років тому +30231

    You could have at least edited it

    • @ammarsiddiqui3586
      @ammarsiddiqui3586 5 років тому +986

      ikr

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 років тому +1908

      Are you sure? Because I don't know if PragerU can teach you to differentiation between urine and feces.

    • @BlueBlur24
      @BlueBlur24 5 років тому +407

      F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter Would it drive you mad if the world had no murder or theft?

    • @BlueBlur24
      @BlueBlur24 5 років тому +394

      F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter So is laissez-faire capitalism. Socialism in reverse.
      Also, I can't tell if you're being legit or doing it for the memes.

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 років тому +128

      Anthony Mendoza socialism doesn't work it's been tried and failed

  • @Guitarocker493
    @Guitarocker493 8 місяців тому +9

    Most coherent PragerU video.

  • @Jaimethepanda
    @Jaimethepanda 2 роки тому +9

    Thanks Snark Tank. I needed to watch this again.

  • @duckonquac1719
    @duckonquac1719 4 роки тому +5036

    Let’s be honest, we can’t stop watching this.
    For reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @Palbizu
      @Palbizu 4 роки тому +37

      I've been watching it repeatedly for over a month since I stumbled upon it

    • @Palbizu
      @Palbizu 4 роки тому +7

      @Sahib and I never will

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 4 роки тому +34

      There’s something delightful about watching blatant propaganda get memed up like the ridiculous garbage it is

    • @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969
      @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 3 роки тому +2

      For reasons we do not fully understand? How about, because it's funny?

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 3 роки тому

      Cameron Mead ugh same i can’t stop

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz 3 роки тому +3178

    “I am reorienting this school away from education and towards unjust suffering”
    This implies that some schools aren’t oriented that way already

    • @impatienstheshmuck5348
      @impatienstheshmuck5348 3 роки тому +49

      Kill la Kill in a nutshell.

    • @xavierd9137
      @xavierd9137 3 роки тому +36

      Isn’t school already that

    • @CyanWatercress4
      @CyanWatercress4 3 роки тому +29

      Basically Danganronpa

    • @werewolf4358
      @werewolf4358 3 роки тому +6

      Duh. That's why they have to fix it.

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan 3 роки тому +16

      Alright, but the way you phrase it implies some, if not most, schools aren't, so by your logic, there is a chance that that school has yet to shift towards an emphasis on unjust suffering, allowing funni prager man to do it himself.

  • @HarmonicVector
    @HarmonicVector 2 роки тому +10

    "When a cop gives you a lawful command,
    Say *no."*

  • @douglasconnolly6357
    @douglasconnolly6357 2 роки тому +11

    I am overjoyed to find that humanity is still in the industry of producing youtube poops. My childhood nostalgia has not withered out and died after all!

  • @frandarling8054
    @frandarling8054 3 роки тому +5029

    I’m Ben Shapiro and my wife can’t get wet, for reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @ladycheyne5607
      @ladycheyne5607 3 роки тому +132

      She has SAP(sandpaper @$$ p#ssy)🤣🤣

    • @khemically6124
      @khemically6124 3 роки тому +30

      @@ladycheyne5607 *what*

    • @ladycheyne5607
      @ladycheyne5607 3 роки тому +97

      @@khemically6124 The opposite of a WAP

    • @ladycheyne5607
      @ladycheyne5607 3 роки тому +74

      @The White Boy Next Door They can be made in a petri dish, though. Ben seems like the type that pulls his weiner through the pajama hole instead of being fully nude😂😂

    • @Hjernespreng
      @Hjernespreng 3 роки тому +58

      @The White Boy Next Door Ben literally took a paternity test to confirm if the kids were even his 😂😂😂
      And as someone else said, artificial insemination is a thing.

  • @christiang19
    @christiang19 5 років тому +627

    The wonders and glories of.
    *G E N O C I D E*

    • @christiang19
      @christiang19 5 років тому

      @@KyleFlazz holy fuck I didn't even realize I had that many

    • @hammermoss1933
      @hammermoss1933 2 роки тому

      DENNIS NO

  • @elastictowels9659
    @elastictowels9659 3 роки тому +14

    Craziest part he didnt even have to edit this.

  • @jasonag619
    @jasonag619 7 місяців тому +15

    0:22 this is my favorite part every time I watch it I just laugh