[YTP] Good Old P.U.

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  • @ClassicMovieMan-ws2jz
    @ClassicMovieMan-ws2jz 5 років тому +9711

    "Imagine a world with no theft or murder. That would drive me mad."
    - John Lennon's first draft of "Imagine"

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 років тому +100

      John Lennon is Ben Sharpo illuminati confirmed

    • @creativecoyote8628
      @creativecoyote8628 5 років тому +13

      Classic Movie Man 1997
      mad not crazy

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 5 років тому +6

      More than raising kids, just being awesome in whatever brings u real joy, and loving people and not being an asshat all the time
      Whatever ur dna tells u, in a responsible manner
      This has been my tedtalk

    • @solarcowgirl
      @solarcowgirl 5 років тому +6

      DISGOSTING

    • @rugvedkulkarni1593
      @rugvedkulkarni1593 4 роки тому +12

      @Zinkeron
      No need for greed or hunger
      Would make me feel so sad

  • @bearpuns5910
    @bearpuns5910 4 роки тому +6916

    "When a cop gives you a lawful command, say, 'No.'"
    Why didn't I think of that?

    • @stackk.113
      @stackk.113 4 роки тому +168

      Now you are free...
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      of existence

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss 4 роки тому +156

      George floyd wants to know your location

    • @bearpuns5910
      @bearpuns5910 4 роки тому +144

      @@The-Big-Boss If only Kendall Jenner was there to give the cops a Pepsi

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss 4 роки тому +16

      @@bearpuns5910 oh right of course !

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому +57

      Cops like to kill people for fun.
      For reasons we fully understand

  • @mattskord9178
    @mattskord9178 5 років тому +28579

    This sounds like an ongoing game of cards against humanity

    • @ImTheGuy
      @ImTheGuy 5 років тому +431

      what if it is?

    • @lead_sommelier
      @lead_sommelier 5 років тому +715

      @@ImTheGuy what if life is an ongoing game of cards against humanity?

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 5 років тому +140

      @@lead_sommelier
      everything else is participating in cards against humanity(including some people)

    • @HerbMandoom
      @HerbMandoom 5 років тому +158

      You'd think so, but this is actually pretty accurate to what Prager U tries to do

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 5 років тому +49

      If it was the young turks playing the prager u expansion pack solo

  • @swapdisc
    @swapdisc Рік тому +6169

    nothing will EVER top Dennis saying "THE BABY *FUCKING* DIES"

    • @Stickarms99
      @Stickarms99 Рік тому +283

      the only thing that can is Dennis *actually* saying "I need mommy, I need milk"

    • @ashfox7498
      @ashfox7498 Рік тому +151

      For reasons we do not fully understand

    • @tant_necromant2757
      @tant_necromant2757 11 місяців тому +13

      ​@@ashfox7498words can't express how funny I find your comment

    • @anipe10real
      @anipe10real 11 місяців тому +21

      ​@@Stickarms99 "I want to be held I want to be comforted."

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 11 місяців тому +15

      It's the way the video enunciates the words! Kills me every fucking time.

  • @modman287
    @modman287 5 років тому +4644

    This ytp is amazing for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 5 років тому +116

      Nah, it has *MUCH BETTER MUSIC*

    • @voidgirl7811
      @voidgirl7811 5 років тому +2

      IKR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marios1861
      @marios1861 5 років тому +43

      @Bob Bobbertson in your opinion, don't go around using actually to enforce your bullshit belief bitch...

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 5 років тому +28

      @Bob Bobbertson butthurt conservative detected

    • @internettraveler8666
      @internettraveler8666 5 років тому +20

      @Bob Bobbertson republicunt incel

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 5 років тому +14869

    never thought i would laugh at someone saying "the baby f**king dies" but here we are

    • @hexacore3005
      @hexacore3005 5 років тому +360

      It's like a few seconds into the video and it already broke me multiple times. xD

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 років тому +82

      @@christianmartin82804 it's one thing to quote a ytp, but another weird thing to quote the comment you're replying to

    • @christianmartin82804
      @christianmartin82804 5 років тому +7

      @@SmashLiXs why do you want to start a fight

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 5 років тому +13

      @@christianmartin82804 are you asking?

    • @christianmartin82804
      @christianmartin82804 5 років тому +1

      @@SmashLiXs asking what are you starting a fight yes you are

  • @kaseycombs6968
    @kaseycombs6968 5 років тому +5648

    “You will address all the teachers by the n-word.”
    Finally.

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 3 роки тому +2323

    “The citizens could kill him to death, with faeces!”
    Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 3 роки тому +102

      Best part is the actual verse says the men of the city should "stone [the child] to death with stones."
      I mean... yeah? What else were you supposed to stone a guy with? Flowers?

    • @zombibit4485
      @zombibit4485 3 роки тому +44

      @@TheAlmightyJello Weed

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 3 роки тому +21

      @@TheAlmightyJello Halfbricks, pottery, mortar, anything really

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 2 роки тому +14

      @@eMorphized as long as it gets the job done

    • @cian.o
      @cian.o 2 роки тому +17

      How does one kill someone but not to death?

  • @JoeMama-nr9zi
    @JoeMama-nr9zi 5 років тому +3976

    Me during an exam: Okay, I got this, just concentrate
    My Brain: - ᴜʀɪɴᴇ and ғᴇᴄᴇs

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 5 років тому +86

      My brain: GOD is a BLACK LESBIAN TOILET

    • @moonjockeys
      @moonjockeys 5 років тому +31

      My brain, on loop: 4:33

    • @pastadinnertheater8657
      @pastadinnertheater8657 5 років тому +24

      For reasons we do not fully understand

    • @Sandvichman.
      @Sandvichman. 5 років тому +12

      Then you try to refocus, and then your brain goes,
      *"would urine and feces combined be fucine or ureces"*

    • @TheTerribleUsername
      @TheTerribleUsername 5 років тому +2

      Who's joe mama?

  • @bryceflanigan4636
    @bryceflanigan4636 5 років тому +2051

    "This school will have failed if any of you graduate"
    I felt that

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 5 років тому +16

      Yeah man...

    • @starset4life175
      @starset4life175 5 років тому +67

      For reasons we do not fully understand

    • @unconscious7219
      @unconscious7219 5 років тому +11

      One of the major in my uni, the one that I'm studying. Has only 5 graduates per year despite more than 1000 people enrolled.

    • @danieljuno810
      @danieljuno810 5 років тому +14

      Unconscious FOR REASONS WE DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 Рік тому +2

      "WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?!?"

  • @Amber7H
    @Amber7H 4 роки тому +4087

    "the baby fu-cking dies"
    THAT HAD ME DYING LMAOOOOO

  • @alionus6783
    @alionus6783 Рік тому +2615

    "God is a black, lesbian toilet" easily one of the best lines

  • @souffle-d-eclair
    @souffle-d-eclair 5 років тому +3371

    "I am reorienting the school away from academics and toward unjust suffering."
    so basically nothing changes

    • @souffle-d-eclair
      @souffle-d-eclair 5 років тому +6

      @@Sleygar it happens

    • @gibbonbasher8171
      @gibbonbasher8171 5 років тому +2

      Guilherme Dias See. Not saw. Seesaw.

    • @gibbonbasher8171
      @gibbonbasher8171 5 років тому +2

      Claire Deming Couldn’t be more correct.

    • @muffycat
      @muffycat 5 років тому +3

      Dutch van der Linde Seesaw? I thought I was done with chapter 3

    • @dollbones1188
      @dollbones1188 5 років тому +2

      I’ve never laughed so hard

  • @MEGID0LA0N
    @MEGID0LA0N 4 роки тому +7029

    remember the social distancing rule: stay two ben shapiros apart

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 роки тому +155

      @Jerzy Dziś
      Also communism has much better music.

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 4 роки тому +67

      Mirza Hamza Baig for reasons we fully understand

    • @felipedaiber2991
      @felipedaiber2991 4 роки тому +22

      But at that distance we'll get to contagiate everyone its just way too close

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +74

      I'm in some crazy place where we use weird units. What is the conversion from ben shapiros to black lesbian toilets?

    • @livindeadghoul
      @livindeadghoul 4 роки тому +7

      At that distance it's a breeding ground for the virus

  • @alabama100
    @alabama100 4 роки тому +12760

    *For reasons we do not fully understand.*
    📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

  • @axljacx7090
    @axljacx7090 2 роки тому +4406

    “That god is cruel. That god made a world full of liberals.” For a minute I couldn’t even tell if that was edited or not😭

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 2 роки тому +521

      I'm reasonably certain Dennis Prager actually believes that.

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 Рік тому +1

      God made Liberals to test the will of all human beings. Same reason why he lets bad things happen, honestly.

    • @PoisonedSinner
      @PoisonedSinner Рік тому +65

      Dennis truly is a visionary, far ahead of his time.

    • @ambiarock590
      @ambiarock590 Рік тому +64

      You cannot prove that Dennis has not said this

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 Рік тому +35

      Strictly speaking, it wasn't "full of" but rather "filled with".

  • @GlobalsoftPirka
    @GlobalsoftPirka 4 роки тому +5830

    “Black lesbian toilet” gets me every time for some reason.

    • @Dibarifofana
      @Dibarifofana 4 роки тому +458

      For reasons we don’t fully understand

    • @prophetofprosperity1107
      @prophetofprosperity1107 4 роки тому +9

      funniest part!

    • @onesevenninewest
      @onesevenninewest 4 роки тому +126

      Socialism is based on toilet paper used in the black lesbian toilet

    • @Polyglot_English
      @Polyglot_English 4 роки тому +2

      **VOTE THIRD PARTY** ua-cam.com/video/OkoEKQLwIwg/v-deo.html

    • @nebbo42
      @nebbo42 4 роки тому +30

      @@Polyglot_English no

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz 4 роки тому +3261

    “I am reorienting this school away from education and towards unjust suffering”
    This implies that some schools aren’t oriented that way already

    • @impatienstheshmuck5348
      @impatienstheshmuck5348 4 роки тому +50

      Kill la Kill in a nutshell.

    • @xavierd9137
      @xavierd9137 4 роки тому +37

      Isn’t school already that

    • @CyanWatercress4
      @CyanWatercress4 4 роки тому +31

      Basically Danganronpa

    • @werewolf4358
      @werewolf4358 3 роки тому +6

      Duh. That's why they have to fix it.

    • @TheMGMfan
      @TheMGMfan 3 роки тому +16

      Alright, but the way you phrase it implies some, if not most, schools aren't, so by your logic, there is a chance that that school has yet to shift towards an emphasis on unjust suffering, allowing funni prager man to do it himself.

  • @DM_Datura
    @DM_Datura 5 років тому +7625

    "Imagine a group of activists so powerful they can beam their propaganda right into your ass."
    -Ben Shapiro The Super Genius

    • @realspartan5206
      @realspartan5206 5 років тому +225

      Bean Shapiro

    • @jeffcarroll1990shock
      @jeffcarroll1990shock 5 років тому +147

      They want you to think like they think

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 5 років тому +119

      Left wing ass-beaming machine: *DESTROYED*

    • @Delta225
      @Delta225 5 років тому +186

      And unless you're aware of what they think, chances are, you think they think that they think like you think.

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 5 років тому +88

      DeltaDragonoid225
      It was the height of the Cold War, and the Vietnam War was raging, for reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @WorldsWorstBoy
    @WorldsWorstBoy 3 роки тому +4526

    These Prageru YTPs are gold because Dennis really does say some wild shit so they really don’t have to create fake words by combining two words together to make it sound like a curse lol.

    • @leaderofcommunistchina1427
      @leaderofcommunistchina1427 3 роки тому +20

      What

    • @judehutchinson8355
      @judehutchinson8355 3 роки тому +242

      @@leaderofcommunistchina1427 a common practice for youtube poops is sentence mixing. You take two or more words or sounds from phrases and create new words and phrases.

    • @oi_bruv
      @oi_bruv 3 роки тому +270

      @@leaderofcommunistchina1427 they mean that the guy really says things like "unjust suffering" and "human feces", removing a lot of a YTP artists workload

    • @KMcNally117
      @KMcNally117 2 роки тому +88

      Didn't they defend the confederacy and slavery?

    • @TheChosennn
      @TheChosennn 2 роки тому +2

      Wut

  • @ethanthompson1097
    @ethanthompson1097 5 років тому +5317

    You will address all teachers by the n word

    • @loobly
      @loobly 5 років тому +224

      @Zakareya Alatoli an unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing

    • @halopro8958
      @halopro8958 5 років тому +141

      Just Another Idiot
      The school’s clubs will be based on nazism

    • @SentientPotatoXIII
      @SentientPotatoXIII 5 років тому +126

      Narcissism

    • @that1sefguy
      @that1sefguy 5 років тому +65

      You will address all teachers by the n-word:
      Narcissism

    • @computeronfire
      @computeronfire 5 років тому +63

      ....For reasons we do not fully understand

  • @stebeawesome3030
    @stebeawesome3030 5 років тому +878

    “Why is this ad is on every UA-cam video”
    “For reasons we do not understand”

    • @Achiles5th
      @Achiles5th 5 років тому +45

      "I've blocked and reported these advertisements three hundred times! Why the hell does it keep showing up"
      "For reasons we do not fully understand"

    • @voidgirl7811
      @voidgirl7811 5 років тому

      XD

    • @vyliad
      @vyliad 5 років тому +2

      They eventually stopped showing up for me. I guess just keep it reporting and disliking the add?

    • @translucenc3lol482
      @translucenc3lol482 5 років тому

      @@Achiles5th Relax. Just watch some extremely left stuff and Prager U will run for the hills.

    • @sonimatic
      @sonimatic 5 років тому

      Black forest gummies

  • @cohortConnor
    @cohortConnor 4 роки тому +4091

    This video has convinced me that there needs to be "Cards Against Prager."

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 4 роки тому +232

      Maybe a PragerU expansion pack to Cards Against Humanity is in order. That would be fun.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 4 роки тому +238

      @@eMorphized "Pushing a baby underwater" needs to be a card.

    • @yump8179
      @yump8179 3 роки тому +117

      for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @magicfishhobo381
      @magicfishhobo381 3 роки тому +119

      "I am reorienting the school away from _______, and towards _______."

    • @DaReelSlimN80
      @DaReelSlimN80 3 роки тому +9

      I thought there was something like that

  • @victorfigueroa9385
    @victorfigueroa9385 3 роки тому +749

    “Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?”
    *_The baby fucking dies_*

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 Рік тому +43

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @SSJ4Supermanarot
    @SSJ4Supermanarot 5 років тому +3487

    I love this video,
    For reasons I do not fully understand.

  • @christiang19
    @christiang19 5 років тому +650

    The wonders and glories of.
    *G E N O C I D E*

    • @christiang19
      @christiang19 5 років тому

      @@KyleFlazz holy fuck I didn't even realize I had that many

    • @hammermoss1933
      @hammermoss1933 3 роки тому

      DENNIS NO

  • @hanshintermann1551
    @hanshintermann1551 4 роки тому +3699

    "Here is a fact: Dennis Prager should frighten you."

    • @dnub78
      @dnub78 4 роки тому +201

      **High pitched squeamish noise plays**

    • @yump8179
      @yump8179 3 роки тому +157

      for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 3 роки тому +62

      Are we certain Dennis Prager isn't some cosmological horror?

    • @TheDemonsPactOfficial
      @TheDemonsPactOfficial 3 роки тому +38

      **intense violins**

    • @Tom-H1
      @Tom-H1 3 роки тому +8

      Well he does now.

  • @scottdenby290
    @scottdenby290 Рік тому +1036

    Imagine a world without murder. A world without theft.
    This would drive me mad!

  • @ProductionsRedone
    @ProductionsRedone 5 років тому +2243

    "God is a Black, Lesbian, Toilet."
    I KNEW IT! I'M SETTING UP A CHURCH!!!

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 5 років тому +46

      Nooo he said “THAT” god is a black lesbian toilet. You’d actually be starting a cult instead of a church.

    • @delphi4213
      @delphi4213 5 років тому +72

      @@estheay3611
      What's the difference

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 років тому +74

      @@delphi4213 for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 5 років тому +29

      Delphi the difference is -Churches serve fried chicken.-
      Okay I’ll stop

    • @chipsinsideajar1372
      @chipsinsideajar1372 5 років тому +4

      @@estheay3611 nonono, keep talking...

  • @Frequentlytryingtostayflying
    @Frequentlytryingtostayflying 5 років тому +5895

    I freaking LOST IT at "that god made a world full of liberals"

    • @Aes_Saru
      @Aes_Saru 5 років тому +502

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @bradtheunchad3192
      @bradtheunchad3192 5 років тому +160

      What kind of God would do this?

    • @Frequentlytryingtostayflying
      @Frequentlytryingtostayflying 5 років тому +160

      @@bradtheunchad3192 a cruel one apparently lmao

    • @bonksoda1410
      @bonksoda1410 5 років тому +178

      Skypod Studios And that god is *_a black, lesbian toilet_*

    • @cuteemilycringes
      @cuteemilycringes 5 років тому +20

      @Liam Dysart then everything suddenly make ssnese

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 5 років тому +16777

    can't believe the copyright system hasn't flagged this reupload of prager u content

    • @PersonWhoExists50306
      @PersonWhoExists50306 5 років тому +155

      @@theradiance256 Wow, you're such a genius! You're going to be the next Einstein! I look up to you do to your unparalleled intelligence and gracefulness. Bravo.

    • @anime3524
      @anime3524 5 років тому +25

      Stop following me or i'll call the cyber police

    • @Dbulkss
      @Dbulkss 5 років тому +13

      This place is full of trolls

    • @SilverSpoonRiche
      @SilverSpoonRiche 5 років тому +11

      I know, word for word, it's shameful! The Citizen Brain is a f***ing pirate!

    • @PANZERFAUST90
      @PANZERFAUST90 5 років тому +7

      haha It's funny 'cause it isn't true.

  • @deffdefying4803
    @deffdefying4803 4 роки тому +827

    "When a cop gives you a lawful command, say no."
    Guys this is brilliant advice trust me, just tell a cop "no" and instead of putting you in jail they'll leave you alone.
    No, please ignore the countless bullet wounds in my chest and head, that's not the point

    • @thepuffin4050
      @thepuffin4050 3 роки тому +67

      Don't worry, they're just warning shots

    • @charlesg7707
      @charlesg7707 3 роки тому +30

      Cop: understandable, have a great day

    • @nelsonr12
      @nelsonr12 3 роки тому +26

      Cops can't arrest you without consent

    • @tackywhale5664
      @tackywhale5664 2 роки тому

      Careful, many of the left-wing, terminally online zoomer idiots may be too gullible to understand your sarcasm.

    • @kraktJOE
      @kraktJOE Рік тому +3

      actually, that is the point. the hollow point.

  • @Scottisheyebrow
    @Scottisheyebrow 5 років тому +2074

    This school will have FAILED if any of you graduate.

  • @jadengrace3151
    @jadengrace3151 5 років тому +884

    Have you ever pushed A bAbY underwater? What happens?
    *THE BABY FOOKING DIES*

    • @e-memes808
      @e-memes808 5 років тому +19

      *ThE bAbY BeCoMeS fAmOuS tHrOuGh NiRvAnA.*

    • @mr.zimbel
      @mr.zimbel 5 років тому +17

      For reasons we do not fully understand

    • @aidansedelnick4443
      @aidansedelnick4443 5 років тому

      0:21

  • @Boomer8824
    @Boomer8824 5 років тому +1402

    “Capitalism is based on human greed; socialism is based on toilet paper.”

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 5 років тому +71

      Venezuela be like.

    • @knutenniopelagalli3817
      @knutenniopelagalli3817 5 років тому +19

      Oh so that is the reason why they had so much toilet paper in the soviet union

    • @Ivan_Drago.
      @Ivan_Drago. 5 років тому +8

      Socialism is based on my penis not getting pusssieeee because in socialism women are men

    • @Klarence75
      @Klarence75 5 років тому +8

      Fascism is based on God

    • @El-wq8jk
      @El-wq8jk 5 років тому +44

      Anarchism is based on fortnite battle royal

  • @froggycolouring
    @froggycolouring Рік тому +123

    Dennis: “No obscene language will be tolerated anywhere on this school’s property”
    Also Dennis: “ *The baby fucking dies* “

  • @duckonquac1719
    @duckonquac1719 5 років тому +5044

    Let’s be honest, we can’t stop watching this.
    For reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @Palbizu
      @Palbizu 4 роки тому +37

      I've been watching it repeatedly for over a month since I stumbled upon it

    • @Palbizu
      @Palbizu 4 роки тому +7

      @Sahib and I never will

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 4 роки тому +34

      There’s something delightful about watching blatant propaganda get memed up like the ridiculous garbage it is

    • @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969
      @mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 4 роки тому +2

      For reasons we do not fully understand? How about, because it's funny?

    • @useroffline9999
      @useroffline9999 4 роки тому

      Cameron Mead ugh same i can’t stop

  • @Fishfoe
    @Fishfoe 4 роки тому +2970

    "Capitalism is based on human greed, socialism is based on toilet paper."
    - The COVID-19 Pandemic, March 2020

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 4 роки тому +4

      Its actually based on the situation in Venezuela. Not everything is related to the recent situation, just bc its your frame of reference.

    • @fgdhgfghgj732
      @fgdhgfghgj732 4 роки тому +17

      TheBaioken are you stupid?

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 4 роки тому +3

      @@Ry_TSG a very obvious, unoriginal one though.

    • @craze4019
      @craze4019 4 роки тому +20

      TheBaioken Ok. And?

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 4 роки тому +3

      @@craze4019 Ok. And?

  • @TheNobodyNamedDubyaBee
    @TheNobodyNamedDubyaBee 5 років тому +562

    It was the height of the Cold War, the Vietnam War was raging-for reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 5 років тому +35

      That's kinda true when you think about it.

    • @ComradeVenus
      @ComradeVenus 5 років тому +3

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 for reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @robynguevara6022
      @robynguevara6022 5 років тому +2

      It’s a New YaaY, yes it is

  • @lordchiopet1630
    @lordchiopet1630 Рік тому +90

    This is about as coherent and 10,000 times more entertaining than anything they've ever put out

  • @charliedawson6318
    @charliedawson6318 4 роки тому +3926

    "The Vietnam war was raging for reason we do not fully understand."
    -Every American History Teacher

    • @tadstrange1465
      @tadstrange1465 4 роки тому +215

      American imperialism

    • @kalfust7722
      @kalfust7722 4 роки тому +10

      damn it do be like that

    • @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630
      @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 4 роки тому +127

      @DUDAH vietnam wasn't an imperialistic country... Usa was just afraid of vietnam catching the "communism" disease, and of course we lost so either way it was a complete waste for everyone

    • @domersftw1503
      @domersftw1503 4 роки тому +3

      Man
      Men

    • @domersftw1503
      @domersftw1503 4 роки тому +2

      Man

  • @BornotB-xi6kg
    @BornotB-xi6kg 5 років тому +1458

    "Here is a fact; Dennis Prager should frighten you."
    *TERRIFYING MUSIC*

    • @maximussieger1488
      @maximussieger1488 5 років тому +27

      I laughed so hard when the red face popped up. But the chinese anthem remix (hardcore) was too much. ChinOOOYYYY

    • @spegnagmaglorious3590
      @spegnagmaglorious3590 5 років тому +1

      He already did😂

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 5 років тому +2

      +2B or not 2B
      I want to like this comment, but it has 666 likes...!

    • @isaacsutka1600
      @isaacsutka1600 5 років тому +1

      Lol 666 likes😂

    • @caspian4316
      @caspian4316 5 років тому +1

      Your chances of being killed by Dennis Prager are low.
      But not zero.

  • @ethanpan2335
    @ethanpan2335 4 роки тому +7598

    “I’m Ben Shapiro, *super genius*. “This is literally something I could imagine him saying.

    • @phoogles189
      @phoogles189 4 роки тому +471

      Ethan Pan Olive Garden worker: “do you want unlimited breadsticks”
      Benjamin Shapiro: “that’s literally impossible”

    • @Speedpunk650
      @Speedpunk650 4 роки тому +53

      I actually understood the "you think" part. He basically was saying You assume others think like you until you question it

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah but he actually is

    • @hardcaselj111
      @hardcaselj111 4 роки тому +81

      Bencil sharpinero

    • @fresherturtle1154
      @fresherturtle1154 4 роки тому +10

      I laughed at that part for too long

  • @TheDemonsPactOfficial
    @TheDemonsPactOfficial 3 роки тому +1414

    PragerU: *we are educated individuals*
    Also PragerU: *gets triggered over a literal plastic potato*

  • @KillerRaspberry
    @KillerRaspberry 5 років тому +1663

    “It is my intent that black students will be this schools property”

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 5 років тому +139

      "If you leave this school without having been murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed."

    • @psychosalad6653
      @psychosalad6653 4 роки тому +3

      Which video is 3:10 from?

    • @TheAlmightyJello
      @TheAlmightyJello 4 роки тому +5

      @@psychosalad6653 ua-cam.com/video/KeqBbO_jpXk/v-deo.html

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 4 роки тому

      @@TheAlmightyJello people will look up the video if they're interested. This is a meme. Fuck off.

    • @AD-gl2wi
      @AD-gl2wi 4 роки тому +8

      Hecking Bamboozled He was just answering the other person’s question as to what video that part was taken from.

  • @Nabczsz07
    @Nabczsz07 4 роки тому +2644

    Gf: Don’t get political in front of my parents please
    Me: Ok
    15 minutes later:

    • @Shawn6751
      @Shawn6751 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah that would be a stretch for me.

    • @panfriedsock
      @panfriedsock 4 роки тому +158

      Imagine a group of activists so powerful they could beam their propaganda directly into your ass

    • @ulisesr614
      @ulisesr614 4 роки тому +7

      - CJ - *waat?!*

    • @greasyham_sandwich3707
      @greasyham_sandwich3707 4 роки тому +33

      @@ulisesr614 the line was where shapiro was talking... for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @O15Omnicron
      @O15Omnicron 4 роки тому +17

      Tell them that a just God wouldn't make a world filled with liberals, and that they have an unhealthy preoccupation with condom-wearing

  • @scorpioengine4797
    @scorpioengine4797 5 років тому +372

    “When a cop gives you a lawful command, say *no.* “
    Damn, if only Ted Bundy knew.

  • @Sam_Wich
    @Sam_Wich Рік тому +128

    "Imagine for
    a moment a world in which there was no
    murder or theft"
    "This would drive me mad"

    • @artifactU
      @artifactU 6 місяців тому +1

      0:47

    • @Eadesgameplay
      @Eadesgameplay 2 місяці тому +1

      For reasons we do not fully understand

  • @captainsnake8515
    @captainsnake8515 4 роки тому +4825

    “Socialism is based off toilet paper” really hits different during quarantine

    • @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71
      @alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71 4 роки тому +18

      Ikr

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 4 роки тому +60

      Looks like we're all socialists then

    • @dirtydan693
      @dirtydan693 4 роки тому +84

      So your a socialist if you wipe your ass. So that's why trump walks weird. It all makes sense now 😲

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 4 роки тому +13

      @@dirtydan693 so..... Aren't we all socialist?

    • @dirtydan693
      @dirtydan693 4 роки тому +40

      @@sooryan_1018
      Yes unless you don't wipe your ass but that's just fucking nasty walking around with shit in your crack

  • @sammosaurusrex
    @sammosaurusrex 5 років тому +387

    “You will address all teachers by the n word”
    Dead

    • @amazydaisybackup3966
      @amazydaisybackup3966 5 років тому +10

      narcissism

    • @sammosaurusrex
      @sammosaurusrex 5 років тому

      @@amazydaisybackup3966 I don't remember posting this comment, but I guess it's good that Dennis slew me because he likes murder

    • @Achiles5th
      @Achiles5th 5 років тому

      "That God is a Black, Lesbian, Toilet"
      There's so many good ones from this.

  • @Heliogabalos
    @Heliogabalos 5 років тому +680

    "Clubs that transport you to the wonders and glories of genocide"
    -Dénis Pagure, 0 AD

  • @JBean-yg7oy
    @JBean-yg7oy 3 роки тому +193

    "if you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed"
    Denis Prager is going to open hope's peak

    • @superd8826
      @superd8826 Рік тому +6

      Knowing the danganronpa series, yeah

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 Рік тому +7

      WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?!?!

    • @themosaicshow
      @themosaicshow 8 місяців тому +4

      dennis enoshima*

    • @aceofhearts._.
      @aceofhearts._. 6 місяців тому +2

      Monokuma but he's just white

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama 5 місяців тому

      Hope's Peak doesn't enslave people though

  • @PBiggs-vr1tn
    @PBiggs-vr1tn 5 років тому +810

    "I am reorienting the school away from academics and towards UNJUST SUFFERING"
    Isn't that what school has always been?

  • @rodney7971
    @rodney7971 5 років тому +591

    I thought ytp was a dead medium unused since 2014 but then your video appeared in my recommended, thank you and Godspeed you absolute madlad.

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 5 років тому +5

      Tyler Robison
      Numberer1 and Cs188

    • @samkingofthedank
      @samkingofthedank 5 років тому +4

      Not only that, the baby part has become a meme recently.

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 5 років тому +1

      you are incorrect (but this would be a great time to be)

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 5 років тому +3

      The new era of PragerUTubePoops is a glorious one.

    • @jadinrosh7112
      @jadinrosh7112 5 років тому +2

      But God is cruel. He made a world full of urine and feces.

  • @ZeldaTPS
    @ZeldaTPS 5 років тому +1641

    “I am reorienting the school away from academics, and toward *unjust suffering.”*
    The American school system, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @Rainofskulz
      @Rainofskulz 5 років тому +30

      I was about to comment that it sounds like modern education in a nutshell

    • @squirrelgadget3498
      @squirrelgadget3498 5 років тому +4

      Zelda The Pirate Sim no, Charlotte Mecklenburg Schools.

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 5 років тому +26

      No more like "I am reorienting the school away from academics, and towards Shooting Practice"

    • @TheKitek200
      @TheKitek200 5 років тому +17

      American schools? That sounds like every ordinary school everywhere to me.

    • @TheKitek200
      @TheKitek200 5 років тому +12

      Michael Something Constructive criticism is always welcome

  • @LaGamerLia666
    @LaGamerLia666 Рік тому +461

    The idea of dennis prager being openly and explicitly racist is just so funny to me because he's cutting the middle man, aka the presenters

    • @eko9554
      @eko9554 Рік тому +44

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s like that irl. He looks inhuman.

    • @HorcraesLuwarin
      @HorcraesLuwarin 11 місяців тому +15

      ​@@eko9554I think that he came from the same lab that made piers morgan.

    • @tomassmith1519
      @tomassmith1519 9 місяців тому +2

      He is nor racist

    • @ryangallagher9723
      @ryangallagher9723 9 місяців тому +14

      @@tomassmith1519 me when i lie

    • @tomassmith1519
      @tomassmith1519 9 місяців тому +2

      @@ryangallagher9723 me when I repeat like a parrot whatever I read on twiter this morning:

  • @BlueGuy98
    @BlueGuy98 5 років тому +3505

    “The existence of God only ensures the existence of God”
    “You will address your teachers by the n word”

  • @mrjixk
    @mrjixk 5 років тому +665

    "I am reorienting the school away from academics and toward unjust suffering."
    It all makes sense....why school has been so miserable...

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 5 років тому +16

      Isn't that what school has always been? I like your profile picture by the way, fallout nv is a great game.

    • @mrjixk
      @mrjixk 5 років тому +4

      theRPGmaster Good game, but it’s fan-art of Killzone.

    • @majickman
      @majickman 5 років тому

      Well, at least he's got his priorities straight.

  • @TheWunWhiteWolf
    @TheWunWhiteWolf 5 років тому +1205

    We keep coming back to watch Citizen Brain...for reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @milestailprower
      @milestailprower 5 років тому +6

      I can't stop liking your comments because of that hot af avatar.

    • @TheWunWhiteWolf
      @TheWunWhiteWolf 5 років тому +5

      milestailprower Heh. Thanks, but I’m already married to a sage wolf.

    • @milestailprower
      @milestailprower 5 років тому +6

      @@TheWunWhiteWolf UwU

  • @TheThirty
    @TheThirty 2 роки тому +66

    0:21
    "Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?"
    "The baby fucking dies."
    no matter how many times i watch this one clip, i cannot help myself from laughing. the sentence mixing is so good LMAO

  • @logans.7932
    @logans.7932 4 роки тому +472

    The Black Lesbian Toilet joke makes me laugh even after hearing it for the 10th time

    • @idkdude1118
      @idkdude1118 4 роки тому +54

      Same, also "the baby fucking dies" made me laugh like 10 times in a row i-

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +5

      The question is, does it IDENTIFY as a black lesbian toilet? This is why it is so important to listen carefully to pronouns.

    • @abola2121
      @abola2121 4 роки тому +1

      Chicago's current mayor immediately came to mind (unfortunately).

    • @khadirafarah1314
      @khadirafarah1314 4 роки тому

      abola2121 XD

    • @alt8791
      @alt8791 4 роки тому +4

      for some reason the tone of voice of "the wonders and glories of *genocide."* gets me every time. Same with the biblical book of Ymonoretued.

  • @danielgarber70
    @danielgarber70 5 років тому +519

    In this school, self-esteem will be obtained in only one way: R A C I S M

    • @thekiss2083
      @thekiss2083 5 років тому +7

      I actually yelped that was so funny

    • @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her
      @ZaCloud-Animations___she-her 5 років тому +4

      It's actually how those assholes do it, really; by putting racial minorities down, they feel better about themselves. Way too real.

    • @WristFreeze97
      @WristFreeze97 5 років тому +3

      "You will address all teachers by the N-word"

    • @nochannelmusician769
      @nochannelmusician769 5 років тому +1

      The Duppe narcissism!

  • @JensenStiles
    @JensenStiles 5 років тому +945

    This YTP made me laugh a lot
    [for reasons we do not fully understand]

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 5 років тому +11

      You made this comment
      [for reasons we do not fully understand]

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 5 років тому +7

      i pissed urine and shat feces from laughing
      [for reasons we do not fully understand]

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384 3 роки тому +112

    Makes just as much sense as a regular pragerU video tbh

    • @prochor4866
      @prochor4866 3 роки тому +26

      At least this one is funny

  • @nusdrapoel897
    @nusdrapoel897 5 років тому +7472

    "That god is cruel. That god made a world full of liberals"
    That sounds exactly like something PragerU would say

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 5 років тому +256

      WhiteVoidGDLeopardsun don’t forget urine and feces.

    • @TheChosennn
      @TheChosennn 4 роки тому +24

      WhiteVoidGDLeopardsun urine and feces too🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️lol

    • @WiloPolis03
      @WiloPolis03 4 роки тому +184

      For reasons we fully understand

    • @the10thfloor37
      @the10thfloor37 4 роки тому +109

      😂😂😂😂
      “Reason #1 - They have much better music.”

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 4 роки тому +54

      @@the10thfloor37 I mean he's not wrong.

  • @jadinrosh7112
    @jadinrosh7112 5 років тому +591

    "When a cop gives you a lawful command, say no."
    Words to *live* by.
    Also, flawless logic with religion and God.

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 5 років тому +6

      Sir, how many levels of sarcasm are you behind right now?

    • @jadinrosh7112
      @jadinrosh7112 5 років тому +6

      @@greg77389 500,000-SHU spicy CHIMICHANGA level :D

    • @datboi9539
      @datboi9539 5 років тому +4

      Black people be like

    • @jubjub7673
      @jubjub7673 5 років тому +1

      Jadin Rosh that does not give me any more of an understanding of ur comment

    • @ComradeVenus
      @ComradeVenus 5 років тому +6

      @@jubjub7673 for reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @WildEnkhara
    @WildEnkhara 5 років тому +943

    "I'm Ben Shapiro, suuuper genius!"

    • @williamtoad8040
      @williamtoad8040 5 років тому +63

      How he feels talking over 19 year olds two classes into political science and sociology while twisting their words against them and using straw man arguments

    • @sock312
      @sock312 5 років тому +1

      William Todd ooooo edgy

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 5 років тому +12

      @@sock312 my dude how is that edgy, if anything he's saying that ben shapiro tries to be edgy

    • @roflcopter491
      @roflcopter491 5 років тому +2

      @@williamtoad8040 That's just what Jews tend to do

    • @sock312
      @sock312 5 років тому

      @@birdflox1337 well i meant that as in "wow another psuedo intellectual on the internet" I don't care about Ben Shapiro but I also don't care about trying to voice political views on a comedic video lmao

  • @TodosLocosOfficial
    @TodosLocosOfficial 2 роки тому +169

    Genuinely more coherent than actual PragerU videos

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 Рік тому +9

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

  • @0Aquamelon
    @0Aquamelon 5 років тому +1835

    “you will address all teachers by THE N WORD”

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 5 років тому +29

      Aquamelon!
      Narcissist ... wait, no

    • @gabrielpereira9717
      @gabrielpereira9717 5 років тому +20

      this reminds me of boondock's skit of the teacher who said the n word

    • @gtaguy8791
      @gtaguy8791 5 років тому +4

      An unhealthy preoccupation with condom wearing

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 5 років тому +6

      Student: "N*gga how much time do we have to complete the exam?"
      Teacher: ...

    • @korvusgaming4927
      @korvusgaming4927 5 років тому +4

      Narcissism!

  • @lachlan612
    @lachlan612 5 років тому +4793

    ok librils
    if global warming is real why did my 3 year old die in the freezer after i left him in there for a week
    check mate

    • @AugustBreak
      @AugustBreak 5 років тому +348

      Hi there. This is the NASA. Please cease your investigation into global warming or we will redirect a meteor into your home using our space tractor beam.
      Kind regards, James Bridenstine

    • @MarkCuckerberg666
      @MarkCuckerberg666 5 років тому +347

      It died for reasons we do not fully understand

    • @madmalkavian3857
      @madmalkavian3857 5 років тому +93

      Easy they obviously died of freezer burn not freezer chill duh.

    • @_bug56
      @_bug56 5 років тому +131

      Did you vaccinate?

    • @monsoon1303
      @monsoon1303 5 років тому +66

      Wrong. It died because it was exposed to the left's ideas

  • @abrahamlincoln8748
    @abrahamlincoln8748 4 роки тому +2153

    *“It is my intent that black students will be this school’s property”*

  • @bloodsoakedrainbows83-15
    @bloodsoakedrainbows83-15 10 місяців тому +6

    This is honestly one of the funniest ytps I've ever watched

  • @raynova8055
    @raynova8055 5 років тому +2952

    “If you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved, this school will have failed”
    Danganronpa?

  • @everybodysNocturnal
    @everybodysNocturnal 5 років тому +1652

    "If you leave this school without being murdered or enslaved this school will have failed."
    isn't that Danganronpa

  • @peacewalking__
    @peacewalking__ 5 років тому +4763

    J.K Rowling reveals God was a Black Lesbian Toilet this whole time.

    • @notadoll17
      @notadoll17 5 років тому +64

      oh god oh fuck

    • @jwabowski5455
      @jwabowski5455 5 років тому +8

      Pain but wait I thought she was supposed to be anti this stuff now, isn’t she supposed to be a horrible bigot?

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 5 років тому +29

      @@jwabowski5455 the main issue that people have with her is that she just adds it in both without tact or acctually adding it and it being just a bullet point, I'd be like you suddenly changing into a different person but you act the exact same as you did despite you being a completely different person

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 5 років тому +4

      As for me I dont care because it doesnt acctually change the story

    • @burgerbryan8883
      @burgerbryan8883 5 років тому +1

      this is jiraiya, i will destroy you pain, mark my words

  • @ollie7486
    @ollie7486 Рік тому +29

    “You think they think that they think like you think” is the most convoluted way to say a sentence that still makes sense

  • @Richard_is_cool
    @Richard_is_cool 4 роки тому +693

    From Wikipedia: UA-cam Poops have evolved over the years, and in the current era, it has more of a similarity to avant-garde media.

    • @Benjaxx
      @Benjaxx 4 роки тому +45

      4:33

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 4 роки тому +1

      @d
      Same, dude, same.

    • @eMorphized
      @eMorphized 4 роки тому +5

      @d they still make those, and the classic-source edits have, in fact, evolved in both precision and creativity, to the point where they are as unlimited as their cousins from newer sources.

    • @glassbottlemenacesyou8323
      @glassbottlemenacesyou8323 4 роки тому +1

      **source: not Wikipedia**

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 3 роки тому +15

      For the reasons we do not fully understand

  • @mayayamato7351
    @mayayamato7351 5 років тому +550

    "the vietnam war was raging. for reasons we don't fully understand."

  • @fan4sticphoenix
    @fan4sticphoenix 4 роки тому +1013

    “I like to murder for fun.”
    My theory that Denis Prager is the zodiac killer is all but confirmed.

    • @applescruff1969
      @applescruff1969 3 роки тому +50

      "You should be scared of Dennis Prager."
      -Dennis Prager

    • @pressftopayrespects6325
      @pressftopayrespects6325 3 роки тому +3

      So it’s not confirmed?

    • @enigma____1395
      @enigma____1395 3 роки тому +1

      @@pressftopayrespects6325 They just found someone they think was the Zodiac killer

    • @almondmercy727
      @almondmercy727 3 роки тому +8

      For reasons we do not fully understand

  • @yellinghayfire4935
    @yellinghayfire4935 3 місяці тому +47

    0:22 my tenth time watching and I'm still choking from laughing

    • @thegoathog420
      @thegoathog420 2 місяці тому +2

      same 😂

    • @tractorguy97
      @tractorguy97 10 днів тому

      I search for this video now and then just to watch it 😂

  • @theiceana7237
    @theiceana7237 5 років тому +2742

    "Why doesnt communism have the same terrible reputation as Nazism? Reason number one. They have much better music." 1:07
    Welp cant deny that one Dennis.

    • @brianray8351
      @brianray8351 5 років тому +156

      I can't name any Nazi-era composers working in Germany at all, let alone ones that are any good. Meanwhile, in Russia - Shostakovich. I rest my case, shitlords.

    • @FerousFolly
      @FerousFolly 5 років тому +46

      @@brianray8351 You make a very compelling argument

    • @deusvult299
      @deusvult299 5 років тому +25

      @@brianray8351 Wagner you fucking troglodyte

    • @mightyNosewings
      @mightyNosewings 5 років тому +70

      @@deusvult299 Wagner fucking sucks.
      Anyway, while Wagner definitely WOULD have been a Nazi, he lived entirely in the 19th century, so he didn't get the chance.

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 5 років тому +21

      Erika's pretty lit don't bout you fam

  • @NintendoNerd64
    @NintendoNerd64 4 роки тому +1997

    Dear liberals
    Please come to my birthday party, my mom made pizza rolls and I have call of duty on my PlayStation

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 5 років тому +775

    “You will address all teachers by the N word: Narcissism.”

    • @zynischekartoffel3779
      @zynischekartoffel3779 5 років тому +49

      THE WONDERS AND GLORY OF
      G E N O C I D E

    • @owenreis9513
      @owenreis9513 5 років тому +4

      Verde the Star Warrior, here.. there’s your 100th like

    • @Treetops27
      @Treetops27 4 роки тому +1

      If you take it back, you can rejoin our alliance

  • @averagesocialist
    @averagesocialist Рік тому +159

    Least Non-sensical video from Prager U

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 Рік тому +30

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @averagesocialist
      @averagesocialist Рік тому +5

      @@richardgadberry8398 I agree

    • @Badookum
      @Badookum Рік тому

      Dude you're a literal socialist 😂

    • @ZechsMerquise73
      @ZechsMerquise73 Рік тому +2

      @@Badookum doesn't change the fact that he's right about PragerU

    • @andreatomasi3755
      @andreatomasi3755 11 місяців тому +4

      Same level of derangement but more funny

  • @TheWAYF
    @TheWAYF 4 роки тому +3434

    "If you want to avoid a bad outcome with a police officer, follow this simple rule. When a cop gives you a 'lawful command', say no"
    Dear god but that joke hits different now.

    • @ryanotte6737
      @ryanotte6737 4 роки тому +236

      PragerU unfortunately forgot the fine print about dying.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 4 роки тому +75

      I think too many people listened.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 4 роки тому +20

      Only if you're a NPC lol.

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 роки тому +51

      @@Dennis-nc3vw yeah lets just let the police walk all over us

    • @bright0nsounds
      @bright0nsounds 4 роки тому +115

      Police brutality has always existed, people are just paying attention now...

  • @asnekboi7232
    @asnekboi7232 5 років тому +30352

    You could have at least edited it

    • @ammarsiddiqui3586
      @ammarsiddiqui3586 5 років тому +990

      ikr

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 5 років тому +1924

      Are you sure? Because I don't know if PragerU can teach you to differentiation between urine and feces.

    • @BlueBlur24
      @BlueBlur24 5 років тому +405

      F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter Would it drive you mad if the world had no murder or theft?

    • @BlueBlur24
      @BlueBlur24 5 років тому +390

      F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter So is laissez-faire capitalism. Socialism in reverse.
      Also, I can't tell if you're being legit or doing it for the memes.

    • @asnekboi7232
      @asnekboi7232 5 років тому +128

      Anthony Mendoza socialism doesn't work it's been tried and failed

  • @markvonahnen9499
    @markvonahnen9499 5 років тому +768

    At Prager High School
    Student: Hello, Narcissism? Can you teach me about the biblical book of Ymonoretued?
    Teacher: This is the Genocide class. Anyway, about global warming
    Dennis walks in with a club

  • @applescruff1969
    @applescruff1969 Рік тому +100

    2:12 is so goddamn funny. I can 100% picture Prager saying it, too.

  • @Titleknown
    @Titleknown 5 років тому +192

    Okay, I will say the lines "You will address all teachers by the N word: Narcissism" and "Self-esteem will be attained in only one way: racism" are genuinely brilliant satire. And in general this is one of the funniest things I've seen all week.

    • @NXTangl
      @NXTangl 5 років тому

      I think "you don't have to be religious to be religious" is also pretty damn biting satire.

  • @betaraytasty5109
    @betaraytasty5109 5 років тому +3478

    Bless the black lesbian toilet god this was wonderful.

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 5 років тому +138

      The only God I pray to

    • @betaraytasty5109
      @betaraytasty5109 5 років тому +25

      @@angelikaskoroszyn8495 been better since we kicked R Kelly out.

    • @demonicdude1328
      @demonicdude1328 5 років тому +91

      Fuck her, she created liberals and urine and feces

    • @DoveLady
      @DoveLady 5 років тому +77

      @@demonicdude1328 you dare blaspheme our toilet lord? heretic!

    • @AlyphRat
      @AlyphRat 5 років тому +10

      nigga toilet...

  • @residentsleeper8639
    @residentsleeper8639 4 роки тому +558

    "Capitalism is based on human greed, Socialism is based on *T o i l e t P a p e r* "
    2020, The prophecy is true.

    • @charljuliojonnemek2652
      @charljuliojonnemek2652 3 роки тому +33

      "Capitalism is based on human greed, Socialism is based"

    • @lambsauce8172
      @lambsauce8172 3 роки тому +4

      @@charljuliojonnemek2652 nah both are pretty unbased

    • @charljuliojonnemek2652
      @charljuliojonnemek2652 3 роки тому +9

      @@lambsauce8172 worker ownership of the means of production and the decomodification of inflexible markets, baby

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 3 роки тому +2

      @@charljuliojonnemek2652 never worked never will

    • @charljuliojonnemek2652
      @charljuliojonnemek2652 3 роки тому +2

      @@KicksPregnantWomen never been developed, won't happen for the next 200 years

  • @AshTheInventor
    @AshTheInventor 6 місяців тому +10

    The way that everyone in every single prageru video slowly says and annunciates everything just makes it so ripe for the picking for ytps. Every sentence and word is able to be so perfectly cut and put together and this video is the best example of that, i love it when prageru isnt just shit on but is completely mocked because of how damn unserious it already is 😭

    • @HER0_
      @HER0_ 5 місяців тому +1

      Prager U is a damn endless goldmine for sentence mixing

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox 4 роки тому +2617

    "The Vietnam war was raging, for reasons we do not fully understand."
    thats not ytp, thats just a fact

    • @kogasoldier9379
      @kogasoldier9379 4 роки тому +271

      Some historians argue it's because communism. Others argue it's because Vietnam kidnapped Ben Shapiro's parents. I'll argue it's for reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter 4 роки тому +34

      Something to do with French colonialism or with VP Johnson wanting their land to graze his cows.

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter 4 роки тому +25

      @CIA BETA Wing
      You mean "independence" as dictated by the US.

    • @HW-sw5gb
      @HW-sw5gb 4 роки тому +42

      The domino effect was a wrong, stupid theory, and the Vietnam War did absolutely nothing to “stop it”.
      America not only lost the Vietnam War, it got fucking owned. The attempts by conservatives and fanboys of the intellegence agencies and military-industrial complex to spin it any other way are just extremely sad and pathetic.

    • @HW-sw5gb
      @HW-sw5gb 4 роки тому +17

      @CIA BETA Wing If you’re talking about the present day geopolitics, then I agree. Modern day Vietnam has shifted to the State-ish capitalism, similarly to China - and they’re actually moving towards becoming a pretty close US ally in the region (because of anti-China Realpolitik obviously lol). So I agree, you’re right, the US won in that sense.
      But it’s sort of undeniable the escalation of troops in Vietnam was a strategic error. The initial entry was, with the hindsight, also a mistake. It’d have been better to take Ho Chi Minh up on his offer to join the US in an alliance, since it would have essentially left the US in the same place as today. But in the context of the Eisenhower and Kennedy administrations, it makes sense why they would trust working with “Communists” and decide to reject it. (Plus, just imagine how much they’d lose in the next elections if they had!)
      But by 1964-1965, it should have been obvious that it would just be a waste of lives that the US public ultimately wouldn’t tolerate. It was pride, politicking, ignorance, and stubbornness that kept the war going. It’s the problem that politicians often have lol. It always prioritizes the short term (unless it’s on a personal level for them of course. Every politician looks in the mirror and sees a future President). People could know the political effects of staying in would ultimately be much worse for them, but no one wanted to pull the trigger and incur the short term consequences now. After all, the future is years away! It’s sort of the same with climate change today (on a much larger scale, ofc)
      Ironically, staying in Vietnam ended up being seen as LBJ’s biggest failure and cowardice, and or course ultimately is what cost him 1968. If he had withdrawn from Vietnam, and with the rest of his (honestly great) domestic record, he’d almost certainly have been a two term President - and been remembered as one of the best in modern history.
      Also, I just want to apologize if I was too hostile in my earlier comment. I’m sorry if it came off that way, and that was not my intention.

  • @talesoflizalfos661
    @talesoflizalfos661 4 роки тому +1034

    If only this played instead of normal Prager U during ads.

    • @DarleyHavidsun
      @DarleyHavidsun 4 роки тому +23

      That would make me soooo happy 🤣

    • @neyoid
      @neyoid 4 роки тому +16

      Pay money, and it could.

    • @HeroRareheart
      @HeroRareheart 4 роки тому +3

      All right how much does it cost to run some ads on UA-cam

    • @nintendopwnslikaboss
      @nintendopwnslikaboss 4 роки тому +32

      debatable, real Prager U ads can be just as funny, albeit in a different way
      there is something quite comical about watching someone go on for 4 minutes about how saying "Happy Holidays" is actually an exclusive statement, that hurts my feelings (also t h e l e f t is to emotional)

    • @無名兄弟-i7m
      @無名兄弟-i7m 4 роки тому +2

      That's a utopian wish.

  • @5olaire
    @5olaire 5 років тому +117

    I never knew I needed a PragerU YTP. This is a godsend.

    • @stefanmadethen5359
      @stefanmadethen5359 5 років тому +3

      sameeee
      this shouldve been an ad

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 5 років тому

      Shayne T see, making fun of the idiots delegitimizes them.

    • @paintothemax7126
      @paintothemax7126 5 років тому +2

      Shayne T Don’t you mean a black lesbian toilet- send?

    • @rhamby3470
      @rhamby3470 5 років тому +1

      @@saintsea-hat7891 not the point or why it's funny

  • @jellybeatdown
    @jellybeatdown 3 роки тому +69

    Jesus christ the bit where he talks about what kind if school Prager u is, it's art. Fucking masterpiece Holy shit

  • @abbeycase143
    @abbeycase143 4 роки тому +598

    "I am refocusing the school away from academics and towards _unjust suffering_ "
    *The American School system wants to know your location*

    • @Mark-the-Raider
      @Mark-the-Raider 4 роки тому +14

      And they say the school system is run by liberals

    • @raidynmorian4518
      @raidynmorian4518 4 роки тому +6

      @LuckyFubber. You definitely don't want to hear this. But nobody in the U.S. is "in the middle"
      The closest person we have to the center? Bernie Sanders. You don't like the middle. You think the middle is insane.

    • @InfiniteDeckhand
      @InfiniteDeckhand 4 роки тому +2

      @LuckyFubber. Filthy centrist. Too spineless to actually commit yourself to a cause.

    • @watcherwlc53
      @watcherwlc53 Рік тому

      The American school system has beat you to it.

  • @supergamer5121
    @supergamer5121 5 років тому +3407

    So why doesn’t communism have the same terrible reputation as Nazism; reason # 1, they have better music.
    *Soviet Anthem blares*
    Perfection

  • @TheWunWhiteWolf
    @TheWunWhiteWolf 5 років тому +386

    Here is a fact: Citizen Brain is one of the best YTP channels out there.

    • @M0rshu64
      @M0rshu64 5 років тому +19

      And one of the most underrated.

    • @larsb2999
      @larsb2999 5 років тому +55

      ...for reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @ammarsiddiqui3586
      @ammarsiddiqui3586 5 років тому +1

      absolutely agree

    • @jacktadema1692
      @jacktadema1692 5 років тому +1

      Comrade Cora would like a word with you

    • @MorimotoYTP
      @MorimotoYTP 5 років тому +2

      Definitely among the top tier in my list of best poopers.

  • @grilledpook
    @grilledpook 5 місяців тому +33

    this is just a regular episode of prager u

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 4 місяці тому +7

      For reasons we do not fully understand.

    • @Hockeystick213
      @Hockeystick213 2 місяці тому +3

      A regular Prager U episode would never make this much sense