Lines you wouldn't read in a romantic novel | Mock the Week - BBC

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  • @scottstalcup4453
    @scottstalcup4453 6 років тому +220

    Ed set his bar too high with "I want to see you shit in this bin." a few transmissions ago.

  • @stevnye45
    @stevnye45 6 років тому +298

    Re: the Statue of Liberty... it gives a whole new meaning to “Coming to America”!

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 6 років тому +416

    He fell into her arms and made sweet, passionate love. He knew deep down their love was forbidden, especially when the police came and said, "Sir, the cemetery is closed after dark."

  • @hadleyjolley3375
    @hadleyjolley3375 6 років тому +144

    I read a lot of romance novels. "Reader, I shagged him" would not be too out of the ordinary.

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 5 років тому +2

      Hadley Jolley Trashy Jane Eyre would be an interesting literary experience, certainly.

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven 4 роки тому +23

    She told him "Tonight, I think we should do roleplay."
    He replied, "Great! I'll get the books, dice and pieces!"

  • @EmilyGC46
    @EmilyGC46 6 років тому +59

    Ed Byrne is extremely underrated oh my

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 6 років тому +285

    "This show isnt funny anymore" he typed joyously into the comment section, just as he had written before on every clip hed seen of the show since the first time it went to air...

    • @aliceevans5064
      @aliceevans5064 6 років тому +1

      Holly TheDork 😂👌

    • @vagrantbushcraft3741
      @vagrantbushcraft3741 5 років тому +2

      How is not funny anymore if it was never funny in the first place, according to you?

    • @JaceDraccus
      @JaceDraccus 4 роки тому +3

      @@vagrantbushcraft3741 That's the joke.

    • @vagrantbushcraft3741
      @vagrantbushcraft3741 4 роки тому

      @Jonathon Side woosh

    • @JaceDraccus
      @JaceDraccus 4 роки тому +1

      @@vagrantbushcraft3741 Ohhh, you're only pretending to be stupid. Congratulations on such a natural performance.

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 5 років тому +26

    Ed byrne is the most underrated bloke on this show.

  • @sillygoose2878
    @sillygoose2878 5 років тому +11

    ‘Toby I’m not feeling well’ said the lighthouse keeper

  • @phunkymind23
    @phunkymind23 6 років тому +18

    After they had the best night out together, he decided that now was the time. He went down on one knee and said "...Will you carry me?".

  • @sovest555
    @sovest555 6 років тому +13

    Based on what I know of romance novels, I am 98% convinced people would have used these exact lines had they not been used here first XD

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 5 років тому +7

    "Swallows". Very good! 😂

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave 6 років тому +30

    Wow, the comments section isn't nothing but "This show isn't funny any more" as it normally is

  • @friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354
    @friendlyneighbourhoodbridg1354 5 років тому +12

    They need more prompts for the “scenes we’d like to see” section. I love it, but it’s a little repetitive

  • @borednow
    @borednow 5 років тому +1

    that stoplight joke was really clever :D

  • @raalvi
    @raalvi 3 роки тому +1

    Getting tested twice a week has a whole new meaning now

  • @BrendelC
    @BrendelC 6 років тому +108

    that lidl one was the only funny one lol

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 5 років тому +1

      Bill Buttlicker unfortunately the bbc added in fake laughs badly

  • @JoeBrayYouTube
    @JoeBrayYouTube 6 років тому +16

    Do they make them up on the spot or do they have time to prepare?

    • @makaio9578
      @makaio9578 6 років тому +4

      On the spot

    • @molai1961
      @molai1961 6 років тому +1

      @@makaio9578 :
      If so, then they are wonderfully quick witted.

    • @Adam-nb6im
      @Adam-nb6im 6 років тому +12

      MATTY GUPSTA Are you sure? Even the best comedians usually need to rehearse jokes like this and can't make them up on the spot.

    • @theBeautyandDisgrace
      @theBeautyandDisgrace 6 років тому +4

      @@Adam-nb6im it's an improv show. That's the whole point is to do that.

    • @SchwarzeWitwe2
      @SchwarzeWitwe2 6 років тому +6

      Ross Noble has said they get time to prepare, which is why he doesn't do it and sticks to QI.

  • @frankt1956
    @frankt1956 5 років тому +6

    and when they just started, she said 'i think it's the wrong hole'.......

  • @immacolatasimone8301
    @immacolatasimone8301 6 років тому +1

    Siete tutti simpatici e bravi voi britannici.

    • @MrExEssex
      @MrExEssex 5 років тому

      Jag håller med fullständigt.

    • @POSIboys5
      @POSIboys5 5 років тому

      ¿Hablamos en idiomas al azar?

  • @kleemanjad
    @kleemanjad 5 років тому

    imagine reading through the audiobook with this lines.
    why is hugh always looks at the screen as he return to his place?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому +3

      To remind him of the topic so he can remember the next joke he's prepared.

  • @tizzieblack3384
    @tizzieblack3384 Рік тому +1

    Want it back

  • @Marina-pe1gx
    @Marina-pe1gx 6 років тому +1

    The swallows one

  • @faithturner1704
    @faithturner1704 6 років тому

    Do they make this up on the spot? X

    • @spacepenguins8939
      @spacepenguins8939 6 років тому

      Faith Turner yeah

    • @MrExEssex
      @MrExEssex 5 років тому +1

      Of course they don't make it up as they go along. They're told well in advance what's coming up. There's an episode of "Lead Balloon" where Jack Dee is preparing what he's going to say on an "impromptu" panel show.

  • @TranscendentLion
    @TranscendentLion 6 років тому +2

    Swallows.

  • @RageRomantic
    @RageRomantic Рік тому +2

    That Amber turning red then green actually does work for Amber Heard’s attitude tho😂

  • @sedb6967
    @sedb6967 6 років тому +29

    wasnt that good this one

    • @molai1961
      @molai1961 6 років тому

      sed B : You aren't responding to Nathanielle Crawford, are you?

    • @sedb6967
      @sedb6967 6 років тому +1

      no i was talking about the video

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 5 років тому

      Well they can't all be gutbusters.

  • @rohmarts
    @rohmarts 6 років тому +8

    You have got to give the produces of the show credit. They are forced to include tokens on the panel, so they pick the most outrageously unfunny examples that they can find. The viewer is left asking "why is this person even on this show?", and then it dawns on them, "oh yeah, obvious mandatory token".

    • @Robman275
      @Robman275 6 років тому +7

      That's no way to talk about Milton!

    • @zerb9461
      @zerb9461 5 років тому

      Was Andy Parsons a "token" because he was as funny as cancer. Same worn out content every time he spoke and awful delivery

  • @mohammedalitalha281
    @mohammedalitalha281 6 років тому

    I understand some English, and I didn't laugh! I guess it's normal.

    • @hansoloo98
      @hansoloo98 6 років тому +8

      The jokes have a lot to do with dual meanings of words and some with British cultural references. Don't worry and keep up the English:)

    • @mohammedalitalha281
      @mohammedalitalha281 6 років тому

      Thank you. In fact, I understood what they said but I just had to be British to get the jokes.

  • @NosajKnows
    @NosajKnows 6 років тому +3

    This show’s dead

    • @MrExEssex
      @MrExEssex 5 років тому +3

      Just watched some of series 18 from spring 2019 - it's as good as ever.

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 4 роки тому

      Series 19 is going well. Despite covid. Jason. or is it Sonja? anal-grams

  • @Maurice_Moss
    @Maurice_Moss 5 років тому +1

    That womans joke was pathetic