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  • @rukhsarahmed
    @rukhsarahmed 7 років тому +2536

    Mmmmm Nish Kumar 😂 sounds exotic it turns out he's just a bloke😂😂😂😂😂
    Milton is hilarious.

    • @riso9059
      @riso9059 5 років тому +41

      Hes crazy weird but hes funny

    • @abhisheksoni2980
      @abhisheksoni2980 4 роки тому +5

      Can you please explain the joke? I don't get it

    • @manueldesousa5054
      @manueldesousa5054 4 роки тому +5

      @@abhisheksoni2980 that's the name of the indian comedian in this episode

    • @alicejohnson3883
      @alicejohnson3883 4 роки тому +1

      I love it so much hahaha

    • @ulmwilliams57
      @ulmwilliams57 3 роки тому +22

      I love how Nish laughs harder than anyone else at that joke

  • @SuperSweetToffee
    @SuperSweetToffee 7 років тому +2568

    Pepsi: It'll do
    Couldn't stop laughing

    • @rosiecowell8092
      @rosiecowell8092 6 років тому +15

      Brynn Player Ed Byrne, if you like him you should watch his stand up and him on would I lie to you. Personally I think he’s hilarious. He’s done more on mock the week as well. ☺️

    • @SchwarzeWitwe2
      @SchwarzeWitwe2 6 років тому

      If you're from the American south, no it will not do!

    • @suirahplanogemo3407
      @suirahplanogemo3407 5 років тому +1

      Bobby Jay I don’t get it.

    • @henryjohnson9287
      @henryjohnson9287 5 років тому +4

      @@suirahplanogemo3407 when u go to a restaurant you will usually ask for a coke instead of a pepsi

    • @ghost-bc1fn
      @ghost-bc1fn 5 років тому +9

      Pepsi is better than coke fight me

  • @6ftmidgetvlogs618
    @6ftmidgetvlogs618 5 років тому +255

    “Dove deodorant, cause no one likes a smelly dove” killed me😂😂

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 4 роки тому +4

      I read that as he said it 😂

    • @kiarona.
      @kiarona. 3 роки тому +1

      @@bremCZ so did I!

  • @erinobrien8408
    @erinobrien8408 4 роки тому +151

    I've watched this repeatedly just to see Nish Kumar's reaction to Milton's joke! 😂😂

  • @ConfusedGirlButSmartDude
    @ConfusedGirlButSmartDude 7 років тому +1172

    MySpace
    **WE'RE STILL HERE**

  • @LoogiTheDino
    @LoogiTheDino 7 років тому +1614

    *casually waits for this years rejected exam questions*

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 7 років тому +6

      Why this General Election was worth it for the Torries you have 4 hours

    • @LoogiTheDino
      @LoogiTheDino 7 років тому +5

      can you just fuck off.

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 5 років тому +10

      GOD DAMN I LOVE THOSE PEACHES!! XXDD

    • @maddie_1122
      @maddie_1122 4 роки тому +5

      *this year's will just be the entire aqa gcse maths paper one*

  • @Alinor24
    @Alinor24 6 років тому +131

    Pepsi: It'll do.
    Budweiser: For when you only sort of want a beer.
    :DDD

  • @Keston1302
    @Keston1302 3 роки тому +58

    Milton's lashes joke is hilarious but really dark 😂

  • @richardikin
    @richardikin 5 років тому +87

    Nish Kumars reaction was hilarious!

  • @lloyd7183
    @lloyd7183 6 років тому +553

    “Have you had an accident that wasn’t your fault? Next time, use Durex.”
    That one’s my own.

    • @plestrange511
      @plestrange511 6 років тому

      Lloyd 😁😁😂😂😂

    • @MrLachyG
      @MrLachyG 6 років тому +8

      It’s a good one, but I have definitely heard it on the show before

    • @edwardharriss1463
      @edwardharriss1463 6 років тому +13

      *cough cough* romesh used it first *cough*

    • @drewdoesdrums5666
      @drewdoesdrums5666 6 років тому +12

      “The best option for surprise attacks since ancient Greece: Trojan”

    • @weeRobo
      @weeRobo 5 років тому +1

      That's old.

  • @aw1379
    @aw1379 7 років тому +440

    That last one isn't even a joke - it's the TRUTH!

    • @itsjemmabond
      @itsjemmabond 6 років тому +2

      Are you serious?!

    • @jesuschristonabike8878
      @jesuschristonabike8878 6 років тому +15

      itsjemmabond - Oh, yeah. I dunno what they put in that stuff, but it hurts…

    • @jmkyarrow
      @jmkyarrow 6 років тому +1

      Absolutely trueness

    • @alaouijaafar8266
      @alaouijaafar8266 5 років тому +2

      speaking from experience?

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 4 роки тому

      @@itsjemmabond Put it this way...you feel shit down there that you're not supposed to feel.

  • @joerea3223
    @joerea3223 7 років тому +226

    This has too be one of the best scenes we like to see of all time

    • @peterjoyfilms
      @peterjoyfilms 7 років тому +1

      JR Reviews It was good but there's been better

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 4 роки тому +1

      @@peterjoyfilms Frankie fanboy alert

    • @joeogle7729
      @joeogle7729 4 роки тому +2

      This one was great but my favourite was 'things that would change the atmosphere at a dinner party'

  • @jamesgoodman5102
    @jamesgoodman5102 7 років тому +321

    02:57 Hugh Dennis disappears after looking nervous

    • @kaihennig5708
      @kaihennig5708 7 років тому +46

      He did not look comfortable in the second half of this at all. Wonder if he excused himself.

    • @earthstar393
      @earthstar393 6 років тому +14

      Kai Hennig 3:08 he’s back, so I have no clue!

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 років тому +3

      He probably needed to take a shit

    • @Mr.E.us.69
      @Mr.E.us.69 5 років тому +3

      @@p.atrick. in 11 seconds 🤔. Pretty quick shit

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 4 роки тому +2

      @@Mr.E.us.69 It's a heavily edited segment. They do dozens of bits to get enough to actually cobble together a show. He could've been gone for 20 mins.

  • @Parkour802
    @Parkour802 6 років тому +88

    Ed Gamble is a genius!!! Fantastic timing but those punchlines come from absolutely nowhere😂😂😂 How does he do it...

  • @whatonearth9809
    @whatonearth9809 6 років тому +36

    “HE’S JUST A BLOKE” 😂😂

    • @TrondBørgeKrokli
      @TrondBørgeKrokli 3 роки тому +1

      I know, right? That one never fails to make me smile, even if I know the punchline beforehand and the timing. It is one of my top favorites. 😁😂

  • @dez3540
    @dez3540 4 роки тому +19

    I swear half of Milton's jokes are literally the most savage thing ever 😂

  • @leahduffy1794
    @leahduffy1794 6 років тому +40

    Milton Jones is an absolute legend 😂😂

  • @mmgmagic
    @mmgmagic 6 років тому +51

    MySpace: "There's a lot of space left. "

  • @aimeeofthefortress
    @aimeeofthefortress 5 років тому +15

    "I'm sorry I slept with your sister at your grandads funeral!!! " made me cry laughing 😂

  • @ideiasradicaispt9772
    @ideiasradicaispt9772 6 років тому +72

    Actually, there was a Pepsi commercial in Portugal which literally translated as "Pepsi, it'll do"! They said "Pepsi, pode ser!" And it was actually quite cool!

  • @dankelteufel193
    @dankelteufel193 7 років тому +239

    Is no one gonna talk about the BMW joke😂

    • @yellowcougar18
      @yellowcougar18 6 років тому +10

      It's a reworded Marty Feldman joke-but his joke was 'Medals are like haemhorroids....sooner or later every a**ehole gets one'.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 роки тому +1

      And its just pure truth

  • @TheHollaata
    @TheHollaata 7 років тому +2401

    are you a woman who wants longer lashes? how about showing a bit of ankle in Saudi Arabia. 😆

    • @connormckenzie1762
      @connormckenzie1762 7 років тому +87

      😂😂😂. You’d be shot for that joke in Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦

    • @wintermcqueen6933
      @wintermcqueen6933 7 років тому +13

      Conbon no you wouldn't yahmar

    • @FloxPepper
      @FloxPepper 7 років тому +14

      ross creations for gods sake, if your contents good people will find it, stop begging for subs on other, more popular videos.

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 років тому +39

      the_Chil1One A surprisingly dark joke for Milton Jones.

    • @alexoglitter2700
      @alexoglitter2700 6 років тому +1

      the_Chil1One
      Wtf that makes no sense

  • @JayCee2702
    @JayCee2702 7 років тому +367

    COMPARE THE SMEARED CAT

    • @plestrange511
      @plestrange511 6 років тому +2

      jay Ikr 😂 Love the profile pic!

  • @lonnwy
    @lonnwy 5 років тому +7

    I'd forgotten how much I adore Hugh Dennis, good looking and funny, xx

  • @nolankuffner3573
    @nolankuffner3573 3 роки тому +8

    I love when Nish completely loses it 🤣

  • @doomerbloomer6160
    @doomerbloomer6160 5 років тому +17

    I can't believe no one laughed at the Coffee Cocaine joke that shit was hilarious

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 6 років тому +77

    Mmmmmmm...Nish Kumaaaaaar......

    • @maxtoncooke1726
      @maxtoncooke1726 3 роки тому +7

      Sounds exotic.....turns out he’s just a bloke.

  • @CalamityHillMusic
    @CalamityHillMusic 6 років тому +23

    The mint shower gel joke was so true.

  • @jasonvoorhees6152
    @jasonvoorhees6152 6 років тому +26

    Introducing the new ambassador for nike... Shia LaBeouf.
    JUST DO IT!!!

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot 7 років тому +102

    I legit use original source mint shower gel. And boy does it smell nice. And boy does it burn. 😂

    • @katy3901
      @katy3901 5 років тому +2

      When I was 10 my p7 class went on an outwards bound course for three days. Someone bought a full bottle of that shower gel. The whole thing leaked all over the wall in the bathroom, and for the rest of the trip you couldn't go in without your eyes streaming.

    • @wulfrunian
      @wulfrunian 5 років тому

      Used it once 30 years ago.
      Never again.
      😫

    • @AbsoluteBarstool
      @AbsoluteBarstool 4 роки тому

      I have to put half the bottle on now and then read my way through Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone with it on to have any effect
      Is my skin a bit weird or something?

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 4 роки тому

      @@AbsoluteBarstool No, people tend to exaggerate its effects.

    • @nomadicroadrat
      @nomadicroadrat 3 роки тому +1

      Dagnabit, years later my member has ye to recover and my backside doesn't want to talk about it

  • @chrisstar969
    @chrisstar969 4 роки тому +15

    1:21 And here’s me thinking Nish Kumar’d never make me laugh.

  • @TB-dg3jw
    @TB-dg3jw 6 років тому +516

    IT MAKES ME CRINGE WHEN TO OF THEM WALK TO THE MIC AND ONE JUST AWKWARDLY WALKS BACK

    • @Thename123J
      @Thename123J 6 років тому +74

      Poppy Sinclair Not that bad. Relax.

    • @RichHobo
      @RichHobo 6 років тому +3

      Good

    • @billythepigeon7345
      @billythepigeon7345 4 роки тому +9

      @@Gin_Atomic given that the comment is in all caps, I suspect that correction might be wasted.

    • @sarahjaneaconley1938
      @sarahjaneaconley1938 4 роки тому +3

      Geez relax it's not that big a deal

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 7 років тому +14

    Hugh Dennis was amazing here.

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 3 роки тому +7

    "Pepsi; it'll do." Spoken like a true Coca-Cola fan. 😜

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 6 років тому +5

    Loved Dara’s reaction to Ed’s coffee joke

  • @undergamer1361
    @undergamer1361 3 роки тому +1

    0:32 - WE’RE STILL HERE!
    1:22 - Mmmmmmmm… Nish Kumar…
    2:21 - N O (2:56 - You should be.)

  • @alanburge2725
    @alanburge2725 Рік тому +1

    There are some great comedians here with great jokes. For sure. They are all great. However I love Nish Kumar. Seems like a real nice bloke with a great attitude and a sense of humour too.....

  • @BlueGlow26
    @BlueGlow26 5 років тому +6

    This series/format doesn't seem to get old... 😄

  • @estebancomulet
    @estebancomulet 3 роки тому +4

    Nish is by far one of the savviest comics out there! Keep it up. Legend!

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +2

      How legendary? Other comedians advertise _him._
      (1:21)

  • @mrtom2854
    @mrtom2854 5 років тому +17

    Milton is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs

  • @davidmaxwaterman
    @davidmaxwaterman 4 роки тому +8

    "Are you under seven and can stand still by the side of the road for a very long time?" - I don't get that one...anyone enlighten me?

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 3 роки тому +1

      I'm leaving a comment here just so I get notified when someone explains it … it must have been a reference to something else during the show.

    • @garybyma7502
      @garybyma7502 3 роки тому +5

      They have bollards on the side of the road that look like children to deter speeding. Do a google image search for 'bollard children.'

    • @Tiger516funny
      @Tiger516funny 3 роки тому +4

      Earlier in the episode. They were mocking a headline about a pedestrian who thought a bollard looked like a 7 year old who wasn't moving, he then "checked to see if he was okay"

  • @bizarreisthenewblack
    @bizarreisthenewblack 5 років тому +3

    the mint shower gel thing is too true, lol. related story, my bud once had a chilly shower gel and he came out red all over with a cautionary tale, haha.

  • @lucaskennington9101
    @lucaskennington9101 6 років тому +109

    Pepsi. For when there's no Coke.

    • @ghost-bc1fn
      @ghost-bc1fn 5 років тому

      @@Gin_Atomic I mean in terms of sugar I'm fairly sure it's worse for you, but it certainly tastes better

  • @markt1387
    @markt1387 3 роки тому +1

    "Senna Pod Flavoured Pringles -
    Once You Pop, You Can't Stop...."

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 6 років тому +2

    LOL “cos no-one likes a smelly dove” 😂

  • @TheOriginalEwan
    @TheOriginalEwan 4 роки тому +4

    The ‘cards for any occasion’ was the best, no debate. 😂

  • @ashleyp.4932
    @ashleyp.4932 6 років тому +7

    I always feel sorry for the comedians in this bit. Often it appears they don't find others funny, but it's usually they are so busy trying to think of another gag. See Hugh Dennis after Milton Jones's "Nish Kumar" joke - 1:19. Everyone is in fits, while poor Hugh is probably desperately putting together his "Have you thought about retirement?" gag. Even Ed Gamble is still trying to work out his joke as he walks to the microphone after Milton walks away.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 роки тому

      The jokes are mostly pre-prepared. They're given the topics for this round, and the wheel of news, in advance.

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 3 роки тому +1

    i don’t know why but i love ed’s shrug after his coffee/cocaine joke

    • @TrondBørgeKrokli
      @TrondBørgeKrokli 3 роки тому +1

      I know what you mean, I felt the same. Somehow, I think it is a sort of "Never mind, it wasn't as good as I hoped for." Even so, that makes the joke all the better. 😄

  • @DanB-sh3wt
    @DanB-sh3wt 5 років тому +2

    sorry but 1:12 is the best joke in the history of ever

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 6 років тому +2

    Love it when the comedians laugh at each other's jokes!!

  • @2teethPogZa
    @2teethPogZa 3 роки тому +1

    The guy that looks like WillNE is just great...
    Runner up is the guy with the hippy shirt

  • @Plushymobile
    @Plushymobile 7 років тому +8

    Best content since sliced bread..

  • @rockythefox1
    @rockythefox1 6 років тому +2

    0:32 so true it hurts

  • @WhiteSleevedStu
    @WhiteSleevedStu 6 років тому +2

    2:03 Milton channeling the spirit of Frankie

  • @LP-ii3vy
    @LP-ii3vy 4 роки тому +3

    That was pretty dark for Milton lol

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh9058 7 років тому +37

    You can Also Get longer Lashes in Iraq, Iran & Afghanistan! ;)

  • @diehardrvdfan22
    @diehardrvdfan22 2 роки тому

    I like the idea of a commercial flatout telling you what it's for right at the beginning.

  • @danlyle531
    @danlyle531 6 років тому +5

    The cat joke followed by the Nando's joke really got me 😂

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 2 роки тому +1

    '' Lemsip doesn't just ease the symptoms of flu it also has added toilet humour just by reversing the name''

  • @jackparker8602
    @jackparker8602 3 роки тому +1

    "Thalidomide! We promise, it'll work this time!"

  • @guthriefullagar8293
    @guthriefullagar8293 6 років тому +3

    Dove deodorant because we don't want smelly doves. That cracked me up

  • @bbongbbongdrr4358
    @bbongbbongdrr4358 6 років тому +1

    *this show is everything*

  • @BedsitBob
    @BedsitBob 5 років тому +1

    Angela Barnes is lovely.

  • @RaineQi
    @RaineQi 6 років тому +5

    Never understood that last joke until recently

  • @retr.y5605
    @retr.y5605 6 років тому +1

    ‘It’s Pepsi is that ok?’ Every landlord ever

  • @madfilms1000
    @madfilms1000 3 роки тому

    That nandows joke is one of the best

  • @TylerWolff
    @TylerWolff 3 роки тому +1

    2:56 Where did Hugh go?

  • @iamdmc
    @iamdmc 6 років тому +1

    TOO TRUE ABOUT THE MINT SHOWERGEL!

  • @melsyoutube
    @melsyoutube 5 років тому +1

    Binging all these clips 😂

  • @cksmith08
    @cksmith08 5 років тому +10

    "Irish Spring soap. Makes you Clean as a Whistle."
    *cuts the bar of soap and sniffs it*
    Mmmmmmm. Smells just like Dara O'Briain

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +1

    Samuel Adams, one of the many Boston beers that goes flat like a patriots football.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +1

    Remember that Facebook shutdown from a while back?
    0:31

  • @joyce2624
    @joyce2624 4 роки тому

    Ed Gamble was on fire

  • @colmivers
    @colmivers 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks to this one. I now realize the mic stand is an affectation as they're all mic'd up anyways

  • @tomjacob2013
    @tomjacob2013 2 роки тому +1

    0:53 could someone explain this pls?!

  • @BlahDBlahDBlah
    @BlahDBlahDBlah 4 роки тому +2

    I didn't get Milton's '7-year-old at the side of the road' joke?

    • @dubyah8824
      @dubyah8824 3 роки тому

      Me either

    • @nakkadu
      @nakkadu 3 роки тому

      I was about to say the same but since nobody's answered you I won't bother

    • @Tiger516funny
      @Tiger516funny 3 роки тому +3

      Earlier in the episode. They were mocking a headline about a pedestrian who thought a bollard looked like a 7 year old who wasn't moving.
      He then "checked to see if he was okay" Milton recreates it here as part of his joke.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +1

    The new eyebrow pencil eraser, for when your friend draws her eyebrows too high she won’t look so surprised.

  • @ritchiebesas631
    @ritchiebesas631 5 років тому +2

    who is the guy @0:41? i think im in love

  • @eldude001
    @eldude001 4 роки тому +2

    Mmmm Nish Kumaa 😂😂😂💀

  • @TheWellnessLawyer
    @TheWellnessLawyer 3 роки тому +1

    Commercials that never made it to Ayr, only got as far as Killwinning.

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden 6 років тому +3

    That Nandos joke 😂

  • @MayorofDipshittery-lq7if
    @MayorofDipshittery-lq7if 4 роки тому +1

    Longer lashes 😂😂😂😂👍👍

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 6 років тому +1

    Hi, I’m sending you the home version of Mock The Week. And as an added bonus, the home version of Whose Line Is It Anyway.

  • @peachykeen4518
    @peachykeen4518 5 років тому

    that dove joke gets me everytime!

  • @eldude001
    @eldude001 4 роки тому +1

    Mmmm... Nish Kumar...😂😂😂

  • @AngusJones
    @AngusJones 7 років тому +5

    Lmao at the myspace one

  • @duckswilltakeover
    @duckswilltakeover 6 років тому

    stellar lineup, which episode is this from?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому

    Why do you ask that I have fruit like apples, bananas, grapes, and oranges. Well they’re for my oldest brother since he keeps stealing my cookies.

  • @countdooku8405
    @countdooku8405 5 років тому +2

    I am new to this. why are there beep noises only sometimes?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 років тому

      Because sometimes the comedians leave before being told to.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому

    At Axa Sunlife not only do we welcome new customers with a free Parker pen but we also provide a list of funeral directors and a coffin'' just to make you feel more depreesed about dying''

  • @avinotion
    @avinotion 2 роки тому +1

    0:50
    I don't get it.
    I'm not British. Any help?

  • @LTAD-xi6sw
    @LTAD-xi6sw 2 роки тому +1

    Oh, how we shall miss Mock the Week ☹️

  • @lavistalimited4747
    @lavistalimited4747 6 років тому +1

    Because some nights are best forgotten. Rhypnol.

  • @pintatatphpaobe9563
    @pintatatphpaobe9563 6 років тому +1

    Mint shower gel one is correct

  • @rude252
    @rude252 3 роки тому

    One of the best I've seen, Lol!

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono 4 роки тому +3

    0:50 I don't get it.

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +1

      It's a reference to a joke earlier in the programme - to do with mistaking traffic cones for small children.

    • @Tiger516funny
      @Tiger516funny 4 роки тому +1

      Earlier in the episode, they start mocking a council for disguising bollards as small wax children. Milton's joke is a reference to that.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 років тому +1

    ''Leave your loved ones something behind like your cheese collection''

  • @shanetroy111
    @shanetroy111 2 роки тому

    Haven’t seen this one before quiet good. Only disappointment was when ed and milton were both heading to mic on last one that milton didn’t do the last.

  • @Trek001
    @Trek001 6 років тому +1

    2:57 - where is Hugh?

    • @MrLachyG
      @MrLachyG 6 років тому

      Trek001 taking a shit most likely

  • @ghostcardsandcollectables
    @ghostcardsandcollectables 6 років тому

    The mint shower gel burns so he isn't wrong.