Ranking Tour de France Bikes From Worst To Best

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @IgorRapczewski
    @IgorRapczewski 5 місяців тому +260

    This is rating of a paint jobs, not an actual bikes...

    • @dimsunny9725
      @dimsunny9725 5 місяців тому +7

      Exactly, these guys have absolutely zero taste - I currently ride 2 Cannondales & their entry this year looks like vomit, one of the worst.
      Lots of people will hate on this episode ...

    • @gloopann
      @gloopann 5 місяців тому +15

      Probably because the bikes at this level are all 10/10 performance wise... All bikes have full carbon frames that are all super light and super aero, integrated carbon cockpits, carbon rims, tubeless tires, highest tier (so shimano dura ace and sram red) 12 spd electronic shifting, hydraulic disk brakes and fully integrated cables. Pretty much the only thing you CAN rate is color choices and how the bike looks visually overall.
      That being said, I disagree with most of their takes too

    • @escamunicha4276
      @escamunicha4276 5 місяців тому +2

      Well none of the bikes have tech advantages anymore. They just copy each other.

    • @TheArimatheus
      @TheArimatheus 5 місяців тому +1

      @@IgorRapczewski the Van Rhysel would immediately win for affordability.

  • @malcomjohnson4580
    @malcomjohnson4580 5 місяців тому +277

    I personally disagree with almost all of these takes 😂

    • @pietroghezzi3281
      @pietroghezzi3281 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah man you're not alone

    • @Nick-ve5bs
      @Nick-ve5bs 5 місяців тому

      I guess we can all agree that the bianchi and the dare are really ugly

  • @Berserker26
    @Berserker26 5 місяців тому +119

    The smartest one in the room was the mafia lady, she's got taste, the boys favorite bike is all black with a tramp stamp logo on the down tube and wheels?

  • @evanpar5447
    @evanpar5447 5 місяців тому +600

    Unfortunately you guys have really bad taste

    • @clonzedshacozedplayer4064
      @clonzedshacozedplayer4064 5 місяців тому +16

      If only taste was subjective 😂

    • @holyjellyx7758
      @holyjellyx7758 5 місяців тому

      Fr, it is like high school kids love a fully riced matt black banged civic.

    • @realekm
      @realekm 5 місяців тому +10

      They really do😂

    • @kubackjeee
      @kubackjeee 5 місяців тому

      Of course they do. Francis decided to cooperate with Jimmy 🤡 and Jimmy has an ugly wife. They both have bad taste

    • @marsgou-d7c
      @marsgou-d7c 5 місяців тому +2

      Very basic taste

  • @IcebergSpikes
    @IcebergSpikes 5 місяців тому +79

    I am convinced that living in low-contrast Newcastle has caused your disdain for colours

  • @jEsperesence
    @jEsperesence 5 місяців тому +119

    Team Total Energie - Envie bike a 10/10??? What on earth you guys are on? Thanks Emily!!!!

    • @matsvancoppenolle5796
      @matsvancoppenolle5796 5 місяців тому

      I think they want enve to sponsor them 😂 the bike before that one was to bland and boring “not enough colour” and than they like the worst black bike ever

  • @D4D22
    @D4D22 5 місяців тому +99

    All white bike - boring. All black bike - 10/10. Makes total sense

  • @Samuel-bu7xr
    @Samuel-bu7xr 5 місяців тому +39

    Wrong title. You ranked paint schemes.
    Edit: 'chi' in Italian is said 'key'. Mispronouncing one of the oldest and most famous bike brands is just poor form team.

  • @spudzillav2
    @spudzillav2 5 місяців тому +107

    Everything is boring but a black bike with white enve logos is 10/10. Makes sense 🤔

    • @danihe8528
      @danihe8528 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂👏👏👏. Just branding

    • @chokehanson1830
      @chokehanson1830 5 місяців тому

      Nah, they're shite. Meh. X

    • @ArminFejzic
      @ArminFejzic 5 місяців тому +1

      They are trying to be sponsored by enve

  • @kautzz
    @kautzz 5 місяців тому +86

    the enve logo looks like a tribal tattoo from the 90s 🤣 hideous!

  • @Nicool333
    @Nicool333 5 місяців тому +44

    These guys have no taste.

  • @GallardoFreak888
    @GallardoFreak888 5 місяців тому +30

    The Willier with the blue and silver should’ve been the top if not one of the top. I vehemently go against all black bikes

  • @repiola174
    @repiola174 5 місяців тому +28

    Hopefully the girl is there to make sense of all this nonsense. Black frame with logos 10/10... wtf

    • @vg3222
      @vg3222 5 місяців тому +1

      you mean woman

    • @jackychng25
      @jackychng25 5 місяців тому

      We should have seen this coming. jimmy’s jerseys are only paint colour with a logo. Nothing spectacular.

  • @MarcinCebula
    @MarcinCebula 5 місяців тому +12

    Is it opposite day already?

  • @taxi9554
    @taxi9554 5 місяців тому +9

    Emily the only one with taste 😂😂😂

  • @Spin_stagrams
    @Spin_stagrams 5 місяців тому +6

    I disagree with a lot of this - however - bianchi. What are they playing at? I’ve got 7 bianchis ranging from 2006-2020 including a rim brake Specialissima and a disc brake XR4 which are both stunning to look at. I shan’t be ‘upgrading’ to the latest ones.

  • @danielakerman8241
    @danielakerman8241 5 місяців тому +6

    You guys are OFF YOUR NUT if you rate that Enve higher than the Willier. And you rate the Enve a 10 and a virtually identical Look an 8? Absolutely out of your gourds.

    • @danielakerman8241
      @danielakerman8241 5 місяців тому +1

      1) Astana Willier
      2) Trek Madone
      3) EF Cannondale

  • @gavlptvbk8665
    @gavlptvbk8665 5 місяців тому +7

    Most of the bikes would look better without the branding on the rims or with shallow rims and black walled tyres.

  • @rg807
    @rg807 5 місяців тому +3

    How can I get 17:09 of my life back?

  • @ernesttaylor967
    @ernesttaylor967 5 місяців тому +2

    Watched because I thought you would be commenting on the quality and actual use and rideability of the bikes, not what you think about the paint and stickers. I was at the pump track last week and asked an eight year old what kind of bike he rode? He said a red one. Was that you?

  • @mmurmurjohnson2368
    @mmurmurjohnson2368 5 місяців тому +9

    That Envee Melee looks like a witch's broomstick, no mas
    That DARE looks like a Sith lord, and I mean that in a good way

  • @ViveSemelBeneVivere
    @ViveSemelBeneVivere 5 місяців тому +4

    Inconsistent scores - 1 point down for whatever, then 4 points down for a seatpost? I mean WTF.

  • @RealShkillz
    @RealShkillz 5 місяців тому +1

    Can confirm the Enve Melee is a great bike. Recently picked one up for the reasons described in the video. Understated, classic design, nice and neat. Also like Francis I always looked at Enve and was interested but could never afford it. I'm now living out that dream, and it hasn't let me down yet! Great pick.

  • @AndysAverageAdventures
    @AndysAverageAdventures 5 місяців тому +2

    Personally I love the Redbull and the Willier with the ice paint

  • @paulhignett378
    @paulhignett378 5 місяців тому +2

    Seemed so inconsistent in the scoring as it’s old school and love plain but likes the bike with so many logos, good summary. They like plain black with loads of logos - don’t take recommendations from these 2

  • @whahaha8989
    @whahaha8989 5 місяців тому +4

    THE BORA BIKE BORING? MAAAATE?! Did you even look at the bike? There's litterly nothing boring about it.

  • @weinbergfahrer4048
    @weinbergfahrer4048 5 місяців тому +6

    The best comments actually came from Emily - were you guys DUI??

  • @PBabel-ne3hc
    @PBabel-ne3hc 5 місяців тому +1

    You have shown a wrong Look 795 Blade RS bike. Now it is "Iconic Platinum White" with Mondrian elements. Stunning.

  • @robbieliu6584
    @robbieliu6584 5 місяців тому +4

    now u know who sponsored this episode....

  • @sphong0610
    @sphong0610 5 місяців тому +2

    Ranking bikes or paint?

  • @gnar90
    @gnar90 5 місяців тому +6

    Black Enve 10/10? they clearly wanna get sponsored by Enve 🤣 What a bunch tasteless lads 🤣

  • @Yocambio
    @Yocambio 5 місяців тому

    Saw my first Enves today at our coffee stop and they looked amazing. Dark grey with a single black decal on the front. Wanted one immediately.

  • @shakrmaker
    @shakrmaker 5 місяців тому +2

    Fitting the 2 lads in the video are wearing all black and white T-shirts with white text on them.

  • @andrewsandoz8005
    @andrewsandoz8005 5 місяців тому +2

    Equipment geeks love this kind of stuff. For those who believe they can buy speed and fitness...carry on

    • @aixpert291
      @aixpert291 5 місяців тому

      How dare you! You don’t even know me! 😂

  • @ernestadamo4634
    @ernestadamo4634 5 місяців тому +2

    So, you're judging on the paint jobs and how they look? Maybe you should change the title to "best looking" bike.

  • @TheArimatheus
    @TheArimatheus 5 місяців тому +1

    No mention of Cavendish's custom Wilier? It's different than the rest of Astana team. Not that I LOVE it, but gotta be 10/10 since it's Cav and a one-off.
    And you should have compared with the team kit, see the "whole picture".

  • @erin7995
    @erin7995 5 місяців тому +5

    wtf r these people smoking??? there ratings suck and the envee was the worst one

  • @nomadcarpenter8549
    @nomadcarpenter8549 5 місяців тому +6

    What dont you like about the dare? The bike 😂

  • @Cycle.every.day.
    @Cycle.every.day. 5 місяців тому +3

    At least you haven't put 'roasting' in the title , then go on to do very little roasting.

  • @Nick-qg1sc
    @Nick-qg1sc День тому

    The only one i could absolutely agree with was the bianchi 😭 the factor and Van Rysel were phenomenal looking

  • @benjamindent4806
    @benjamindent4806 5 місяців тому +1

    Please tell me how Enve gets a 10/10 when it looks like they printed a sticker out and put it on the head tube? When you compared it to a wilier or colnago, it looks like someone who is first year out of college as a designer…. It’s so cheap looking. Get rid of the square and just put Enve on the front in white. Ahahahah and the location in the down tube is off??
    And the super tall head tube… it just looks like you’re climbing up a mountain. It will become more stealthy with next iterations for sure. But classic , Enve bias here.

  • @Arthur-kl4uo
    @Arthur-kl4uo 5 місяців тому

    EF Educations bike looks like a bike designed for the Vuelta, rather than the Tour, and why does it have an Emmentaler print on the front fork?

  • @Lanceweeda
    @Lanceweeda 5 місяців тому +1

    Query:
    Any of the talking heads here graphic designers or bicycle engineers?
    🤔

  • @elizande2548
    @elizande2548 5 місяців тому

    Have you guys seen the unreleased Tourelly peDDals

  • @lynnebarkas6906
    @lynnebarkas6906 5 місяців тому

    Why are they scoring paint. Thought the exercise was to judge the bike.

  • @a.sarmiento5116
    @a.sarmiento5116 5 місяців тому +1

    They are not just color blind, they are also old school lovers!

  • @utupp
    @utupp 5 місяців тому +2

    Baldie has horrific taste 😂

  • @sandromendace2305
    @sandromendace2305 5 місяців тому

    But can you rate the bikes now?

  • @jacobjacobsen2798
    @jacobjacobsen2798 5 місяців тому +1

    “It looks oldschool”
    To me it looks like a spaceship or a timemachine. 😂

  • @lazykun_
    @lazykun_ 3 місяці тому

    next time please do a tier list, would be way more interesting

  • @brookes1911
    @brookes1911 5 місяців тому

    So these ratings are only based on appearance?

    • @peeterl.2016
      @peeterl.2016 23 дні тому

      You can't rate these bikes based on their tech, because they all are literally the same.

  • @jasonwright5997
    @jasonwright5997 5 місяців тому +3

    White bar tape is always the right answer…

    • @gloopann
      @gloopann 5 місяців тому +4

      if you want to get brown bar tape a few months later, definitely

    • @kokonanana1
      @kokonanana1 5 місяців тому

      @@gloopannEasy to wash. Put on cycling gloves. Dip hand with glove into soapy water. Grab the bars and scrub with a circular motion.

  • @l.d.t.6327
    @l.d.t.6327 5 місяців тому

    For this particular question, the bike that wins the race is always the first to mention.

  • @mattpeters7884
    @mattpeters7884 5 місяців тому +1

    Your hate of specialized really comes out in this 😂😂

  • @Elijah-Garcia
    @Elijah-Garcia 4 місяці тому

    That Cube was the one they used 2023…

  • @calebkay7663
    @calebkay7663 5 місяців тому

    Hey how come the Orbea doesn’t get a plagiarism penalty

    • @danielakerman8241
      @danielakerman8241 5 місяців тому +1

      Because they only plagiarized themselves lol

  • @stevec6232
    @stevec6232 5 місяців тому +3

    Enve vs dare logic is flawed...

  • @mrjames7246
    @mrjames7246 4 місяці тому

    Mainly based on looks. Colnago V4Rs paint job is boring but the bike is way better than most.

  • @jessedondrinkcola
    @jessedondrinkcola 3 місяці тому

    Enve 20/20? I'm really confused😂😂

  • @aaube2659
    @aaube2659 5 місяців тому

    Video should be retitled to ranking Tour de France Bike paint jobs.

  • @kenshinnakamura1185
    @kenshinnakamura1185 5 місяців тому +2

    bee-an-chee😹

  • @donnieupchurch1115
    @donnieupchurch1115 5 місяців тому +3

    the bianchi bike won today 😹

  • @HermanAndersen-xt1qm
    @HermanAndersen-xt1qm 5 місяців тому

    Did Wilier dirty💀

  • @ankittuli1746
    @ankittuli1746 5 місяців тому

    I love that dare and propel and that factor even the look

  • @Chiller11
    @Chiller11 5 місяців тому +2

    Ridiculous rating. Cervelo 8/10. Envie? boring. My fav is the Blue Pinarello Dogma.

  • @hansdenotter7376
    @hansdenotter7376 5 місяців тому

    Look at Küng, 2 times chain problems. 1 during the time trial… that’s bad advertisement for Wilier! A 1 I would give it…

  • @TikkanenP
    @TikkanenP 5 місяців тому

    The Bianchi Specialissima is one of the most beautiful bikes I have ever seen. The Oltre is not. But it is not a 2.

  • @jaadventures5410
    @jaadventures5410 5 місяців тому

    these guys are absolutely total bonkers

  • @Hlc123
    @Hlc123 5 місяців тому +1

    Cannot understand the enve take

  • @garethmcguinness2753
    @garethmcguinness2753 4 місяці тому

    They’ve no taste !! Harsh on the Van Rysel and the Bora S Works. The Dogma still looks great. My No.1 is the Willier of Astana

  • @stevenkates4876
    @stevenkates4876 5 місяців тому

    The ENVE has a form and shape like the girl. Awesome.

  • @pdlngsqrs9547
    @pdlngsqrs9547 5 місяців тому

    Tteams weren't aware they had 'worst" bike(s). By your review/opinion, it would be suggested they "chuck " them in the bin. 🙄

  • @j1y0ni
    @j1y0ni 5 місяців тому

    I give Emily an 11 out of 10 😍

  • @hansdenotter7376
    @hansdenotter7376 5 місяців тому

    I thought we would see more comments on quality in stead of the colors…

  • @MrNeznanec
    @MrNeznanec 5 місяців тому +1

    The title should be ranking paint jobs on TDF team bikes...😒😒

  • @cylcosimian
    @cylcosimian 5 місяців тому +4

    Really disappointing clickbait title to end up hearing you wax on about aesthetics - and badly!

  • @raufus
    @raufus 5 місяців тому

    CERVELO S5...12/10!

  • @RustyCardboard
    @RustyCardboard 5 місяців тому +4

    you should make your review as objective as possible not just base it mostly on color/paint job

  • @paulbranigan1983
    @paulbranigan1983 4 місяці тому

    So unless it’s plain black it’s rubbish. Great advice guys 😂

  • @aixpert291
    @aixpert291 5 місяців тому

    I love the bianchi bike

  • @nelsonsousa3150
    @nelsonsousa3150 4 місяці тому

    Weird! I imagine that was actually the main purpose of this video.

  • @TheCyclingCardio
    @TheCyclingCardio 5 місяців тому +2

    I’ll give the Bora 10/10 just for the massive Red Bull cool factor 🙏🏼

  • @davidhunternyc1
    @davidhunternyc1 5 місяців тому

    I love all black bikes. I hate logos. I love all blacked-out bikes.

  • @gm9559
    @gm9559 5 місяців тому

    The Colnago is very cool! I disagree with almost everything you two have said.

  • @erlendsteren9466
    @erlendsteren9466 5 місяців тому

    Jonas Abrahamsen, the beauty on the beast!

  • @imagistatheimagista1870
    @imagistatheimagista1870 5 місяців тому

    Entertainingly hilarious! Made me laugh for sure! 😅😂😂
    That said, I agree with some of the other comments - please don’t take offense - you guys have absolutely no design or aesthetic sensibilities. Not trying to be mean or even funny but your design vocabulary is a 0/10. Very funny episode though! 😂

  • @infovidasupps8640
    @infovidasupps8640 5 місяців тому +1

    EF bike is disgusting
    Enve is basic blah

  • @sergiorivera2007
    @sergiorivera2007 5 місяців тому

    These guys are smoking some funny stuff, they gave the Enve bike a 10 , the bike looked so plain , they loved the wheels more than the bike 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @XedricCycling
    @XedricCycling 5 місяців тому

    Plain Black Bikes

  • @amishrider
    @amishrider 5 місяців тому +4

    You guys made an absolute hash of that 😂😂 but it was very entertaining. Thank god for Mafia Emily.
    The Wilier is a work of art, my fave since last year, 10/10. Sir Cav's unique TdF wilier is nice too.
    Jimmy, get yourself on a Trek. Between us my dad and I have owned Ribble, Specialized, Focus and Cannondale but we both favour our Trek Emondas. (2019 and 2022)

  • @mattdavis855
    @mattdavis855 5 місяців тому

    The Enve bike is so sick and people in the comments have no idea what the fuck they're talking about

  • @danihe8528
    @danihe8528 5 місяців тому

    Your three worse bikes would be my three best ( or at least fighting with the Orbea, the Reacto, and the Foil)... Your best bike is my worst bike😂. Things about tastes...

  • @yann6004
    @yann6004 5 місяців тому

    Yeah great video, loved it, but you’re absolutely out of your goddamn minds 😂

  • @murranz
    @murranz 5 місяців тому

    Mondrian not mondrial

  • @TheClairvoyent
    @TheClairvoyent 5 місяців тому +2

    These weirdos just make shit up. Unfollow them and move on.

  • @1ongava
    @1ongava 5 місяців тому

    Zero bike rates, lots of paint rates, and bad opinions.

  • @Music-pq8cm
    @Music-pq8cm 2 місяці тому

    No Canyon rates over a 5

  • @tomatokosir
    @tomatokosir 5 місяців тому +1

    Love you guys, but this is the worst video you made lately. This is just judging paintjobs, and an inconsistent one.

  • @Nowhere37
    @Nowhere37 5 місяців тому

    it doesnt get any more boring than that full black ENVE

  • @fredrikwergelandsongstad4095
    @fredrikwergelandsongstad4095 5 місяців тому

    These ratings are all over the place wth