Ranking Tour de France Bikes From Worst To Best
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2024
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Unfortunately you guys have really bad taste
If only taste was subjective 😂
Fr, it is like high school kids love a fully riced matt black banged civic.
They really do😂
Of course they do. Francis decided to cooperate with Jimmy 🤡 and Jimmy has an ugly wife. They both have bad taste
Very basic taste
All white bike - boring. All black bike - 10/10. Makes total sense
I personally disagree with almost all of these takes 😂
This is rating of a paint jobs, not an actual bikes...
Exactly, these guys have absolutely zero taste - I currently ride 2 Cannondales & their entry this year looks like vomit, one of the worst.
Lots of people will hate on this episode ...
Probably because the bikes at this level are all 10/10 performance wise... All bikes have full carbon frames that are all super light and super aero, integrated carbon cockpits, carbon rims, tubeless tires, highest tier (so shimano dura ace and sram red) 12 spd electronic shifting, hydraulic disk brakes and fully integrated cables. Pretty much the only thing you CAN rate is color choices and how the bike looks visually overall.
That being said, I disagree with most of their takes too
Well none of the bikes have tech advantages anymore. They just copy each other.
Team Total Energie - Envie bike a 10/10??? What on earth you guys are on? Thanks Emily!!!!
I am convinced that living in low-contrast Newcastle has caused your disdain for colours
Everything is boring but a black bike with white enve logos is 10/10. Makes sense 🤔
the enve logo looks like a tribal tattoo from the 90s 🤣 hideous!
That Envee Melee looks like a witch's broomstick, no mas
That DARE looks like a Sith lord, and I mean that in a good way
Hopefully the girl is there to make sense of all this nonsense. Black frame with logos 10/10... wtf
you mean woman
What dont you like about the dare? The bike 😂
The Willier with the blue and silver should’ve been the top if not one of the top. I vehemently go against all black bikes
“It looks oldschool”
To me it looks like a spaceship or a timemachine. 😂
Most of the bikes would look better without the branding on the rims or with shallow rims and black walled tyres.
Is it opposite day already?
the bianchi bike won today 😹
White bar tape is always the right answer…
if you want to get brown bar tape a few month later, definitely
@@gloopannEasy to wash. Put on cycling gloves. Dip hand with glove into soapy water. Grab the bars and scrub with a circular motion.
At least you haven't put 'roasting' in the title , then go on to do very little roasting.
These guys have no taste.
I disagree with a lot of this - however - bianchi. What are they playing at? I’ve got 7 bianchis ranging from 2006-2020 including a rim brake Specialissima and a disc brake XR4 which are both stunning to look at. I shan’t be ‘upgrading’ to the latest ones.
Ranking bikes or paint?
Can confirm the Enve Melee is a great bike. Recently picked one up for the reasons described in the video. Understated, classic design, nice and neat. Also like Francis I always looked at Enve and was interested but could never afford it. I'm now living out that dream, and it hasn't let me down yet! Great pick.
They are not just color blind, they are also old school lovers!
Fitting the 2 lads in the video are wearing all black and white T-shirts with white text on them.
I love that dare and propel and that factor even the look
Your hate of specialized really comes out in this 😂😂
now u know who sponsored this episode....
Jonas Abrahamsen, the beauty on the beast!
No mention of Cavendish's custom Wilier? It's different than the rest of Astana team. Not that I LOVE it, but gotta be 10/10 since it's Cav and a one-off.
And you should have compared with the team kit, see the "whole picture".
You guys are OFF YOUR NUT if you rate that Enve higher than the Willier. And you rate the Enve a 10 and a virtually identical Look an 8? Absolutely out of your gourds.
1) Astana Willier
2) Trek Madone
3) EF Cannondale
You got the colour scheme wrong for the Cofidis LOOK, it’s satin white, and no way near as nice as the team black scheme!
A Bianchi in Celeste, sounds perfect, but totally agree that one is an absolute minger, and Francis, yep the Dare - ugly!
Summary, overall Emily aka ‘mafia judge’ has the best taste in bikes :)
EF Educations bike looks like a bike designed for the Vuelta, rather than the Tour, and why does it have an Emmentaler print on the front fork?
Love you guys and great taste, come down to Norfolk and try out my Melee 😂. Yes it's expensive and yes it's very understated top bike.
Mondrian not mondrial
The Enve bike is so sick and people in the comments have no idea what the fuck they're talking about
Ridiculous rating. Cervelo 8/10. Envie? boring. My fav is the Blue Pinarello Dogma.
The title should be ranking paint jobs on TDF team bikes...😒😒
you should make your review as objective as possible not just base it mostly on color/paint job
Hey how come the Orbea doesn’t get a plagiarism penalty
Because they only plagiarized themselves lol
You guys made an absolute hash of that 😂😂 but it was very entertaining. Thank god for Mafia Emily.
The Wilier is a work of art, my fave since last year, 10/10. Sir Cav's unique TdF wilier is nice too.
Jimmy, get yourself on a Trek. Between us my dad and I have owned Ribble, Specialized, Focus and Cannondale but we both favour our Trek Emondas. (2019 and 2022)
Proves you guys are tasteless, and your insight into bikes and cycling is based on paint jobs because that's the limit of your knowledge. 😂😂😂
wtf r these people smoking??? there ratings suck and the envee was the worst one
Former pro. You know very very little.
The Dare is a TT bike with drop bars. Yuck. The Envy looks like boring ass.
facepalming the whole video 🤦
I’ll give the Bora 10/10 just for the massive Red Bull cool factor 🙏🏼
Terrible, monstrous taste!!
Im not a fan of the madone (emonda with an asshole)
What a horrible ranking system. You guys are so subjective and biased.
I personally thought the Bianchi that won the first TDF stage looks great.
The Kazakstanan bike has the best paint job. It should be top3
Your taste for Enve and EF bikes is so biased. They're not even top5 to me.
This was entertaining
..stupidity...
Emily: "What is it that you don't like about it?" (Dare VA)
Francies: .... "The bike"
LMAO
Also Colnago made a limited edition TDF paint job for the C68 that looks absolutely wicked, but how they did manage to put a awful paint in job in the V4 RS???
Keep talking about the riders, you guys have terrible taste.
Wait so Enve and Dare bikes look very similar from the side profile. Maybe bias against dare because it's Taiwanese and affordable and enve is American and unaffordable?
You guys have awful taste
Bottom line: The color of the bike doesn't matter ... as long as it is black.🫣😂