He has experience on what to do so yeah. Would you rather get tips about tattoos from a person without a single tattoo, or a person who has tattoos and their disadvantages?
Definitely wouldn’t listen to this dude hahaha. Mans seen the inside of a tattoo shop for a total of about 30 minutes. Get whatever you want tattooed who cares what other people think
yup then use it as a pick up line. say a fortune teller stopped you and told you someone important was coming into your life with that name and the experience was so crazy you got it tattooed as a crazy experience and say "you won't believe this but" and show her lmao. if I was the girl I wouldn't buy it but you definitely would get points for creativity but other girls will drop to their knees 😂 😉
ACTUAL tattoo don’ts: 5: don’t get it done in a garage by that one guy your buddy knows 4: don’t expect good work to be cheap, and don’t expect cheap work to be good 3: don’t let anyone tell you a tattoo isn’t a good idea. Unless it’s your artist. If your artist tells you it’s not a good idea, it’s probably not a good idea. 2: don’t expect all artists to do all styles 1: Don’t take advice from someone who has no tattoos Tattoo DOs 5: do research your artists 4; do make sure you can afford a piece before going into it. 3: do talk to your artist as much as possible 2: do take your time 1: do remember that you’re getting a tattoo for you. Not for other people. If you want barbed wire around your arm, do it. It’s for you, not for others.
Dont get a tattoo from your friends cousin who can get you a great deal at his tattoo parlour in between a McDonald and a liquor store just because you dont want to spend more than $60 on a tattoo.
ITS TRUE FRIENDS all but two of mine have been at the local motel or the fucking cousins friends aunts nephew in the basement of the shack in the backyard AND I SURELY REGRET ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE
Arianna IP i got my half sleeve from my sister's friend in her house and it looks great, but to be fair, she is a professional and she still charged me 250...90 for the 1st part and 160 for the 2nd
Lites hahaha yeah but I don't count that cause she's still a pro. Mine might as well been DIY's. the only one done in a house that was even halfway ok was by a guy that was doing it for like twenty years. The others.... all by people just learning how to tattoo cause this was way back when I was underage and that's the chance you take. I suppose when you're a teen you "don't care about the repercussions" cause the most important thing is "I got my tattoo" so quality? Who cares about quality lol
Sj Kunk not really... you can get it removed and in the future there is probably going to be an easier way to getting them removed so it's not that much of problem *** no hate tho!!!
fuck removing em! lol its all about the memories and people around you, my fav tattoo i have is a squid on my forearm. it doesnt represent shit its just a squid but i could tell you hilarious story after story about getting that tat, it is a nice looking tattoo and reminds me of one the best times ive ever had. thats all i can ask out of a tattoo
I get tattoos because I enjoy the art. The art I like at the time is indicative of the person I am. Getting a tattoo is a commitment and I may not like the tattoo later I will never regret them. They are who i once was and i wont bully myself over who i was.
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Haha right! I'm sleeved up from the feet up and I hate when people tell me "I'm only gonna get sentimental tattoos" that's awesome bud, I just like tattoos. There doesn't have to be a huge life changing event for me to get a tattoo.
@@wyattjayy2739 I have an ant about 4cm long on the webbing of my hand. If you're worried about pain I can tell you it's nothing. As someone with more than a few tattoos don't listen to anything in this video except maybe the comment about "trendy" tattoos. Just don't get something out of the art book in the shop. This guy is a tool.
When my grandfather was on his deathbed the subject of tattoos came up and my uncle and I stated we always liked the tattoo on granddad’s forearm ( basic military tattoo). He stated “ yeah, that was the stupidest thing I ever did.” So my uncle and I inquired a little deeper as to this fact. Granddad said the two failed attempts to escape from the Germans in WW 2 were due to that tattoo because the Germans could confirm his identity by the tattoo. So grandpa spent 27 months as a POW, he did escape a 3 rd time and got away but may have been a lot less without the tattoo.
Same thing my dad says. “Tatoos are distinct markings that anyone can identify you with and they are permanent.” Not to mention you’re putting ink into your skin that shouldn’t be there.
@@2wayzplayz179 Shouldn't be there? You know the bible says we'll bear either the mark of the beast or the mark of the Lord right? Basically everyone in End Times gets a tattoo. "You get a tattoo, and *you* get a tattoo. Everyone gets a tattoo!" Also in Revelations 19:16 it says Jesus will have both on his robe and on his thigh that he is king of kings. "And He has on His robe and on His thigh a name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS." Revelations 19:16 I'm just saying. Anyways
@@Random_Fanatic Appreciate you bringing a Christian perspective, but I think there's a difference between being marked by God and being marked by a tattoo artist. Like maybe tattoos/body markings are all bad unless they are created directly by God. We can see similar dichotomies with idols. God says there shall be no FALSE idols, yet he is presumably fine with true idolatry like Jesus on the cross or whatever else (Catholics especially use idols and symbols). Idk just something to think about but it's cool you know so much about the rapture and stuff
That's a great tattoo. To me tattoos should have a meaning of some sort behind them even if it's small. I have a few tattoos I want to get, one of them being the swirl kakashi has on his shoulder in Naruto. Naruto means alot to me and the series is the reason I am how I am today. I would also want to get a branch on my forearm with some sort of flower (most likely something like this 🌸) on it. Either 3 or 7 flowers to represent my 2 cousins and grandad who sadly passed and maybe my family just because.
@@bw0ns4mdi35 i think the point ally was trying to make was not that you should go get tattoos on your hands, but more jsut get what you want and dont get hung up about caring what random strangers think when they see them. Sure maybe if you work in a profession that is a little more on the conservative side and having hand tatoos might, wrongfully i should mention, effect your job security, maybe dont get that kind of tattoo. But everyday theyre getting more and more accepted as a cultural norm since more people are understanding that it really doesnt actually reflect anything about the persons character other than "i like how this tattoo looks" and thats fine.
@@rapiddangerThe thing is that "ally" refers to never take advice for someone who removed his tattoos. What's wrong with that? It is a bad way to make a critique about someone's video, it's just hating or trolling.
I’ve got several tattoos and I totally agree with you about being able to hide tattoos with a dress shirt, I’m an accountant and if they had seen my tattoos when I had my job interviews, I’m sure they wouldn’t have hired me lol
@@loladanger You are absolutely right. You should not work anywhere that your employer or clients would be offended by your tattoos. But, that leads back to the previous statement of your tattoos limiting your employment options. If your career aspirations do not include such professions such as chief of staff at a hospital, attorney, airline pilot, hedge fund manager, Fortune 500 CEO, etc, then a visible tattoo will not matter. Just stay away from those careers. Those careers aren’t meant for everyone anyway. Just stick with jobs where tattoos do not matter.
I think this stereotype is fading away every day and I'm glad it does , I've seen people tattooed on arms , face , neck and got high class jobs , I think you as a person make the difference !
I don’t agree with don’t get any “tribal” tattoos at all. I think the patterns of some tribal tattoos are awesome and you can put a lot of meaning behind the symbols and design you choose. For instance, Celtic designs are awesome looking as well as Polynesian
Don’t know about Celtic tattoos but Polynesian tattoos are highly based in Polynesian culture itself. Like I understand if you respect the culture and just admire it but the tattoos themselves mean things in Polynesian culture that only apply to Polynesian people ya know? Like for example there’s certain patterns for certain families, ancestors etc. which would make it difficult for a non-Polynesian person to get a tattoo for.. 👍
@@Milo-lq2cs I kinda know what youse mob are getting at here because from an Aboriginal standpoint a lot of my tattoos have significant meaning to me but mean something else entirely to others such as the various cultural insignias I have on my right arm being that of 2 guns (pump Action shotgun and .308 rifle) crossed with a fishing spear on top and wrench on the bottom on my bicep as well as a fishing/hooked knife on my wrist with seaweed wrapped around it which slightly obscure the text "kill all betrayers" with a small -XIII- on the blade handle (symbolising the magic/culture that was lost) with various types of fish hooks on my fingers and a mangrove tree paw print map on my forearm which leads to a constant food source where I'm from but for some reason I get one look and all they see is either hippie, airy-fairy nonsense because of the trees and flowers or they think I'm part of some gang/cult or (like in most cases) it's both. But yeah nah that's just my 10 cent's on the issue, I guess what I'm getting at from all this is that the things that people don't understand are the things that they are usually afraid of thus making the thing that you believe in (be it music, art or religion) exist in an infinite number of spaces that could either be good or bad depending on that individuals dealings with said group. But yeah nah like I said that's just my 10 cent's worth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
True that I was just meaning bc I’m Maori I know that lots of Maori tattoo patterns and designs have specific drawback to genealogy, places, culture etc. would be difficult to find a design as a non-Maori but algood. Cool tattoos bro
@@tysonellis1172 lol you are an example for close mind just because you made those dumb ass meaning to justify the tattoos you got don't expect everyone to understand because they won't and when you do tell em and you say this dumb shit it makes it even funnier 😂
I choked on my tea when he said the 'Don't get anything you wouldn't be proud to show grandma' thing. My grandparents are JWs they called me a satan worshiper at 7 for reading Harry Potter. 😂
Have a picture of the tattoo you want, hang it somewhere you see it everyday.. If you still want it after a year, the tattoo's probably worth getting it!
You need to add the disclaimer that tribal tattoos are fine if you are actually tribal. many people have tribal Maori tattoos in New Zealand, and they look awesome.
CidGuerreiro1234 I have 30 tattoos. Im not gonna take advice from someone has 2 tiny bitch tattoos. Thats his fault for not thinking his tattoos through. Plus over half of his tattoo donts arent even real dont. If youre gonna get tattoos, think about what you want before you get it, think about the placement and how it fits into your life style not because some one said dont put it there, and then choose an artist who specializes in the style you like or want and has experience. Not my fault his tattoos look like he paid 20 bucks to have a friend experiment with tattoos on his body. now the real dont is Dont go to a tattoo establishment drunk and think tour gonna get a good tattoo, dont go to a tattoo establishment and you didnt eat and drink water first. If you cant handle the pain dont get a tattoo, and most importantly if you feel like you cant commit to a tattoo, then dont get one.
+Demetry Blair Some of the stuff you said are the exact same things he said, only with different words. The fact that he has only 2 tattoos is irrelevant if he has done his research and consulted with people who are more experienced on the subject. Would mind point out exactly which of his don'y aren't real? Also wow, 30 tattoos. I have none, I want to make one but I'm not accepting anything less than perfection, which is why I haven't done it yet.
Not really he straight out said you cant get this, you cant put a tattoo here etc. The fact that he had 2 tattoos is kinda relevant, you wouldnt ask a person who had no tattoos for advice. I wouldnt ask someone who had they type of tattoos he had for advice because he has very little experience with tattoos. And you shouldnt get one until you find the artist that is pure perfection in your eyes. Its ok to hold out.
That's be hard to to do if there are multiple tattoos on multiple fingers easily can be found out and screams impulsive immature and depending on the style even low class better not to get them in the first place
Ive had someone tell me before "every tattoo i got in the last 2 years ive planned for the last 5." Ive got news for you. If youre planning a tattoo for 5 years dont do it! Youre WAY overthinking it! Once you have youre idea, sit on it for 4-6 months or so and ask yourself if you still want it. If the answer is yes then get it.
This right here. This generalized philosophy has stopped me from getting soooo many tattoos. If I'm not sure if I could see myself with the tat 5years ago then I wait until 5 years roll by and see if I can still be excited by the idea. I'm about to get a full left arm sleeve
i can see my self in the grave with the tattoo i want to get when i'm old enough the tattoo is a red butterfly to commemorate my grandmother who died when i was 5 and a blue one for my grandpa who was always there for me. would you think it would be a good idea to get that?
@@_Anti_Communist_ not wrong, dude got two small fucking tattoos he could have blasted over with big cover up pieces but got laser instead, dude was probably to puss to sit, some alpha male
Did you the miss the part where he explained he once had two ridiculous tattoos that he since had removed? It's practically the whole video, so you might want to try watching it. His advice is straight from his own life experience.
There's not a day goes by he don't feel regret. Not because he got a tattoo, because you think he should. He looks back on the way he was then: a young, stupid kid who committed to that terrible tattoo. He wants to talk to him. He wants to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But he can't. That kid's long gone, and this old tattoo is all that's left. He's got to live with that. Removal? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your back, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.
may be gorgeous - but only for a little while, because your body changes all the time, you gain or lose weight, your skin changes, and tattoos get deformed with time... these changes are not that noticable with other tattoos, but even the slightest deformations of a portrait look creepy
Okay... 2, 3, 4... I have a really good reason for having a hand tattoo. (It’s not a big one) my two brothers also have these exact same tattoos on their hands.. it’s of a crescent moon with 3 stars around it. My mother had it and it was her first one she’d ever gotten. She passed on December 23rd 2010... She was 34. As sort of our way of remembrance my brothers and me got that moon and stars on our left hand between our thumb and index finger. We are now all in our 20’s
Like almost everything there are exceptions and yours seems like one of them to me. But I never see or heard of a face tattoo that are excusable, ever.
There’s only a couple that I eventually plan on getting and they are a Celtic cross for my Irish ancestry, ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs that translates into something that describes me since I love ancient Egypt because of the sophistication the civilization has.
+Jyuusankaimon Nothing to do with scratches, more with tuning. Would you tune it? some people will say yes, others no, everybody got they're own opinion on th ematter, tattoos are just art on one's body
I have a card from my now-deceased grandma that says "love ya" in her handwriting and I'm going to get it with some rose and lavender flowers to accompany it because she was the only grandparent I had a connection with and she grew both flowers with great success, my mom called her the "Rose Queen" and hell, Rose is my middle name! I just loved her to pieces and I want to honour her with a piece of art on my body dedicated to her love for me, my family, and her flowers ❤️
Thats pretty cool honestly. i want to get my hands done! (yes, I watched the video. I still want them) but honestly, first I gotta see where im going with my life haha.
Funny story, a friend of mine works at a tattoo shop in which the owner specializes in Chinese characters. Dude only does swear words, and there are so many people who now have ‘foreign hoe’ (or something along those lines) bc they didn’t ask what it meant. Edit: He does tell people what it means if they ask, but 99% of people don’t.
xxxtentaction doesnt have a regular job therefor i doesnt matter and since his rapping career is growing big and getting lots of money, so he can tattoo where ever he wants and still get a mil a year ;)
nowadays, people dont really care about neck and hand tattoos, and if youre pursuing a career not in an office, such as music, acting, or construction, then people really dont give a shit. in ten years, i bet no one is gonna give a shit.
I agree with all of those except acting. You're gonna have to put on a LOT of makeup to make sure that your face tattoo doesn't show up on stage or on the camera. And if you don't want to cover it up, it's gonna cut you out of a LOT of roles. So the other ones? Great. Acting? No no.
actually not that hard...didnt you see the convict with face tatts they put makeup over them so the jury wouldnt judge him based off the face tatts orange makeup cancelled the ink color out..i still wouldnt reccomend face tatts tho in general
Same here, my left hand is fully covered, did it at 18, never regretted it and I love looking at it. Also run my own business and just got a house! Life is good
Elijah Craies I don’t think he was saying it as you can’t but should not due to the fact that those areas are mainly for people who are part of a criminal life
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@@sleepyscoobs2185 it‘s funny to hear what sum people say lol. i would literally never take advice from a n y o n e if i wanna get tatted no matter where ima do it🧑🏽🦱
Rio....bro no you won’t he don’t know that the fuck he’s talking about, I’m in the military and I know 100000 people with jobs with there bodies covered your fine my man. He low key pissed me off.
Alexis Lanier Literally no one will employ you with hand tattoos, even in the military, the Air Force for example doesn’t take people with visible tattoos.
Got my neck & hands tattooed & idc what other people say bc they think it’s stupid or too much. I like what I like & believe that anyone else who got that too knows.
My friend has a tattoo of his girls name which is Trisha but it's just Trish on his arm so if he breaks up with her he will put another line under the T so it says Irish which I think is pretty damn smart
Mohammed Sultan why are you watching this Muslim brother, Haram. And obviously you'll ask me why I'm watching this, well I'll have a henna tattoo which is actually temporary.
“Do you want to eliminate 95% of your potential employment options?” Lmao my highest education achieved is highschool and I work in the vocational field. My boss’s boss has neck, hands and face tattoos. I think I already sealed that “95%” by not going to college.
Yeah I have to disagree with you on the tribal part. As a Pacific Islander, tribal tattoos are part of my culture. On this part of the world, you don't get a tribal tattoo for the sake of just getting one. You get it to tell your story. It's literally like you're body is a blank sheet of paper and the tattoo is the autobiography you write on said paper. I dunno how you guys do it in the mainland though.
Most of the guys i have seen with it, have it because they just liked it. They don't understand it at all; which makes the value of such a tattoo kinda worthless here man
Got a tattoo at the age of 28 back in 2017. Always thought of what I would get since I was 19. I never rushed it. In 2016 I decided I would get a dragon 🐉 tattoo since I was born in the year of the dragon and is also my favorite mythological creature. Went to Thailand 🇹🇭 the following year and got the tattoo there on my wrist. It’s size is between small and medium. It’s perfect. Most of the time people can’t notice it too. That was an unexpected plus I guess lol. Take your time people.
@Maximilian mus nah, tattoos just look cool, theyre like a really flashy cool necklace or just a piece of jewlry in general that you always like wearing.
I was thinking about not getting my hands tattooed because this guy said so but i read your comment and thought to my self wow ... You're absolutely fucking right I'm getting it done 😂 thank you
I made the mistake of tattooing a girlfriend's name on my body in my Youth... The only solace I find comfort in is; the odds of her finding a replacement "Prosper" are even slimmer than me finding a "Megan" 🤣🤣🤣
Gus fring 😂😂😂last week I got a tattoo again and there was a guy next to me getting a naked fairy on his check and then on his forehead he had a penis no joke.....it was weird and then on the other cheek was an avocado
If you aren't pretty heavily tatted on the rest of your body you'll have a hard time finding someone to do it for you. Most pros dont do virgin ink anywhere you can see it
I'm going to get my girlfriends name tattoed on my forehead, and my fraternity letters on a tramp stamp. Also, i'm going to get a portrait of my kid on my hand and a naked lady on my neck.
1:02 the school bully when he steals your lunch *moneh* 4:16 when you walk into school the next day with a speaker blasting pumped up kicks and see that same bully
Played high school basketball. When I was 17 I went to get a flaming basketball going through a ring. Kinda like the Miami heat logo. Thank god they wouldn’t let me get it . They said come back in a few months when you’re 18. I’m 38 and I couldn’t imagine having that shit on my arm right now
"Think before you ink." I'm going to tattoo that on my ass...
XD LOL
No Sleep made my century
No Sleep or you can get think before u stink on your ass
No Sleep hah good one
DO IT
"Do you want to eliminate 95% of your potential employment options?" My felony took care of that bro.
Tattoo RyRy with a face tattoo you can eliminate the last remaining 5%
Bro it's 2020, that don't happen anymore
@@pablosalas1077 Sincerely I dont know if that happens anymore but I wish it does
People that tattoo there face are in MOST cases less qualified
Pablo Salas Yes it does, no one wants to employ people like that.
Yall must be +40 years old
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All post malone tatoos have a meaning for him and he explained in a youtube video ..
Mihai Stefan calm down shitter
@@Derinnegan some people just get r/woosh
Mihai Stefan no not all lol he talks about how he got a lot of them because they just looked “Bitchin’ “ I really like his tattoos.
@@Derinnegan stfu anime shit
11th tattoo tip: Don't take advice off a man who has had two tattoos and got them both removed.
Well. All the tips were accurate, so I don't see the point of your comment
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He has experience on what to do so yeah.
Would you rather get tips about tattoos from a person without a single tattoo, or a person who has tattoos and their disadvantages?
@@iloveaquariums4776 get advice from someone who lives, works and breathes the industry
Definitely wouldn’t listen to this dude hahaha. Mans seen the inside of a tattoo shop for a total of about 30 minutes. Get whatever you want tattooed who cares what other people think
Gets a tattoo of his gf's name
They break up in a few months
Gets a new gf with the same name
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Never get any girl's name tattooed on you
yup then use it as a pick up line. say a fortune teller stopped you and told you someone important was coming into your life with that name and the experience was so crazy you got it tattooed as a crazy experience and say "you won't believe this but" and show her lmao. if I was the girl I wouldn't buy it but you definitely would get points for creativity but other girls will drop to their knees 😂 😉
Remember when Jonny Depp had a Tattoo of His GF’s name as WInona Forever, and when they broke up he changed it to Wino Forever.
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Because he went to jail?
damn boi I was joking
@@BW1875 *no he has those tattoos*
Vincent Gigante I know your joking but r/whoosh
@Holzzzy lol me too
As a Chinese, I would strongly recommend you guys: DO NOT tattoo some random Chinese characters on your body, better figure out what it means first.
Jack Ma 对！！！ (BTW I’m not Chinese)
booo
Connor Loewy what does it mean
@@sliccbacc Stupid.
@@duoslinger4325 hahaha
ACTUAL tattoo don’ts:
5: don’t get it done in a garage by that one guy your buddy knows
4: don’t expect good work to be cheap, and don’t expect cheap work to be good
3: don’t let anyone tell you a tattoo isn’t a good idea. Unless it’s your artist. If your artist tells you it’s not a good idea, it’s probably not a good idea.
2: don’t expect all artists to do all styles
1: Don’t take advice from someone who has no tattoos
Tattoo DOs
5: do research your artists
4; do make sure you can afford a piece before going into it.
3: do talk to your artist as much as possible
2: do take your time
1: do remember that you’re getting a tattoo for you. Not for other people. If you want barbed wire around your arm, do it. It’s for you, not for others.
Couldn’t agree more with all these DOs
You're getting a tattoo for everyone else so you can show what a rebel you are, who are you bullshitting? Tell yourself whatever you need to, skippy.
@FancyxToast Your 5th DO reason is wrong. A barbed wire tattoo will always be bad. You will regret getting one.
@@AdamJensen_ bullshit
I got said i will regret my iron cross tattoos
4 years later
Still dont regret it
💯💯🤝
“Marriage is a whole lot easier than removing that tattoo.........”
some might say...
He paid 800 to remove a tattoo, how much does he think a lawyer charges?
I mean you can always jus cover it up with a new tattoo
damn
look at bezos
ive been through a divorce. ill take the tattoo removal any day
Dont get a tattoo from your friends cousin who can get you a great deal at his tattoo parlour in between a McDonald and a liquor store just because you dont want to spend more than $60 on a tattoo.
ITS TRUE FRIENDS all but two of mine have been at the local motel or the fucking cousins friends aunts nephew in the basement of the shack in the backyard AND I SURELY REGRET ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE
Arianna IP i got my half sleeve from my sister's friend in her house and it looks great, but to be fair, she is a professional and she still charged me 250...90 for the 1st part and 160 for the 2nd
Lites hahaha yeah but I don't count that cause she's still a pro. Mine might as well been DIY's. the only one done in a house that was even halfway ok was by a guy that was doing it for like twenty years. The others.... all by people just learning how to tattoo cause this was way back when I was underage and that's the chance you take. I suppose when you're a teen you "don't care about the repercussions" cause the most important thing is "I got my tattoo" so quality? Who cares about quality lol
But how about your cousin's friend?
turtle79070 hyped for the new album bro??
bro a tattoo doesnt need some deep profound meaning, getting something you just like and think will suit you well isnt a problem
TRU
But when you don't like it in 20 years, then it is a problem.
Sj Kunk not really... you can get it removed and in the future there is probably going to be an easier way to getting them removed so it's not that much of problem *** no hate tho!!!
Really though, there is not much research going into tattoo removal, and the price will keep going up to remove them.
fuck removing em! lol its all about the memories and people around you, my fav tattoo i have is a squid on my forearm. it doesnt represent shit its just a squid but i could tell you hilarious story after story about getting that tat, it is a nice looking tattoo and reminds me of one the best times ive ever had. thats all i can ask out of a tattoo
I get tattoos because I enjoy the art. The art I like at the time is indicative of the person I am. Getting a tattoo is a commitment and I may not like the tattoo later I will never regret them. They are who i once was and i wont bully myself over who i was.
YES.
Exactly!
I mean you’re kinda right here
I love face tattoos
All ink is just a badge from the past. And never current. Plus they look like SHIT.
I think tattoos of your kids would make things awkward in the bedroom
Lmao
😂😂😂 I always see people with tattoos of loved ones and I always think of that. Are we perverts?
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How to avoid stupid tattoos
Step 1: Don’t get a stupid tattoo.
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Also the best way to avoid stupid tattoos is to avoid tattoos. Can’t be stupid if you don’t have one.
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This is stupid
im samoan and our tatoos have a meaning to them it tells your life story and your struggles.
All Polynesian tell stories uso
no we tell ancestry
That's when tattoos can be cool like scars that remind you or tell a story like sailors get a anchor when they cross the Atlantic and so on.
You tell incestry
Man Samoan tattoo is my dream tattoo ❤️
"The king of impulse tattoos" he says with 2 tattoos. Omg
Haha right! I'm sleeved up from the feet up and I hate when people tell me "I'm only gonna get sentimental tattoos" that's awesome bud, I just like tattoos. There doesn't have to be a huge life changing event for me to get a tattoo.
i have a question...do y’all really think a hand tattoo is a bad idea? cause i’m thinking about it but not sure
@@wyattjayy2739 not until your sleeved up. If you have plenty of others then go for it
@@wyattjayy2739 I have an ant about 4cm long on the webbing of my hand. If you're worried about pain I can tell you it's nothing. As someone with more than a few tattoos don't listen to anything in this video except maybe the comment about "trendy" tattoos. Just don't get something out of the art book in the shop. This guy is a tool.
Don't get memes
Memes die after weeks
except for pepe
Mr Handy Conservation Society Pepe is dead now. His creator had a funeral or something
Mr Handy Conservation Society some even after a few days...
Label stop
Not in my heart they don't
Tip number 11: Nothing in a language that you don't speak fluently. It never says what you think it says
True
Unless you ask someone who does know the language
My name Borat Even so, wouldn't recommend it. You can't trust anyone
Bro i just google translate it and then im sure its true because google translate isnt lying
fast flash Google translate isn't always accurate or grammatically correct. Don't trust
When my grandfather was on his deathbed the subject of tattoos came up and my uncle and I stated we always liked the tattoo on granddad’s forearm ( basic military tattoo). He stated “ yeah, that was the stupidest thing I ever did.” So my uncle and I inquired a little deeper as to this fact. Granddad said the two failed attempts to escape from the Germans in WW 2 were due to that tattoo because the Germans could confirm his identity by the tattoo. So grandpa spent 27 months as a POW, he did escape a 3 rd time and got away but may have been a lot less without the tattoo.
Wow Seriously?
Same thing my dad says. “Tatoos are distinct markings that anyone can identify you with and they are permanent.” Not to mention you’re putting ink into your skin that shouldn’t be there.
@@2wayzplayz179 Shouldn't be there? You know the bible says we'll bear either the mark of the beast or the mark of the Lord right? Basically everyone in End Times gets a tattoo. "You get a tattoo, and *you* get a tattoo. Everyone gets a tattoo!"
Also in Revelations 19:16 it says Jesus will have both on his robe and on his thigh that he is king of kings.
"And He has on His robe and on His thigh a name written: KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS." Revelations 19:16
I'm just saying. Anyways
"Tattoo don't number 11......"
@@Random_Fanatic Appreciate you bringing a Christian perspective, but I think there's a difference between being marked by God and being marked by a tattoo artist. Like maybe tattoos/body markings are all bad unless they are created directly by God.
We can see similar dichotomies with idols. God says there shall be no FALSE idols, yet he is presumably fine with true idolatry like Jesus on the cross or whatever else (Catholics especially use idols and symbols).
Idk just something to think about but it's cool you know so much about the rapture and stuff
I just got a T. rex with a heart coming out of its roaring mouth, with my little brothers initials next to it.
His favourite dinosaur
I do miss him.
There s nothing to say, his words are towards those who don t really care about tattoos but get them anyway.
But yours, is untouchable.
I like tattoos with stories behind them
May your brother rest in peace
I'm sorry for your loss, may he rest in peace
That's a great tattoo. To me tattoos should have a meaning of some sort behind them even if it's small. I have a few tattoos I want to get, one of them being the swirl kakashi has on his shoulder in Naruto. Naruto means alot to me and the series is the reason I am how I am today. I would also want to get a branch on my forearm with some sort of flower (most likely something like this 🌸) on it. Either 3 or 7 flowers to represent my 2 cousins and grandad who sadly passed and maybe my family just because.
I got a tattoo of the date my grandma died in roman numerals so I understand completely and that tattoo you will never regret
11th tattoo don’t:
Don’t take advise from someone who’s had 2 tattoos and got rid of both of them.
ally. *advice
that just means he went through it and has more knowledge of what not to do
I will tattoo my hand then.
@@bw0ns4mdi35 i think the point ally was trying to make was not that you should go get tattoos on your hands, but more jsut get what you want and dont get hung up about caring what random strangers think when they see them. Sure maybe if you work in a profession that is a little more on the conservative side and having hand tatoos might, wrongfully i should mention, effect your job security, maybe dont get that kind of tattoo. But everyday theyre getting more and more accepted as a cultural norm since more people are understanding that it really doesnt actually reflect anything about the persons character other than "i like how this tattoo looks" and thats fine.
@@rapiddangerThe thing is that "ally" refers to never take advice for someone who removed his tattoos. What's wrong with that? It is a bad way to make a critique about someone's video, it's just hating or trolling.
Tattoo don't: Don't get words on your body without first opening a dictionary.
Or getting another language that you don't speak, like getting Japanese Kanji
Or don’t get quotes that barely mean anything to you
formerevolutionist and don’t get a name on your body without looking them up on google.
Exhibit A: Gordon Ramsey
Would've thought if they're intelligent enough to read, they're unlikely to be tattoo-sheep, no?
No Ragrets
I’ve got several tattoos and I totally agree with you about being able to hide tattoos with a dress shirt, I’m an accountant and if they had seen my tattoos when I had my job interviews, I’m sure they wouldn’t have hired me lol
I have visible tattoos and it’s never kept me from working. I wouldn’t work any job that discriminates against tattooed people. 💯
@@loladanger You are absolutely right. You should not work anywhere that your employer or clients would be offended by your tattoos. But, that leads back to the previous statement of your tattoos limiting your employment options.
If your career aspirations do not include such professions such as chief of staff at a hospital, attorney, airline pilot, hedge fund manager, Fortune 500 CEO, etc, then a visible tattoo will not matter. Just stay away from those careers. Those careers aren’t meant for everyone anyway. Just stick with jobs where tattoos do not matter.
Wa bout getting a tattoo on your colon?
I think this stereotype is fading away every day and I'm glad it does , I've seen people tattooed on arms , face , neck and got high class jobs , I think you as a person make the difference !
I was gonna get a picture of my exes face with her name written in chinese covered with barb wires on my neck while drunk but never mind then
should've ended with, "But then I got sober."
That may actually look rad though lol
LMFAOOO
I'm fkn deadd 😂😭
im guessing your the toxic one
#10. As my kids got to tattoo age, I told them they had to post any design they liked on the fridge for 6 months. If they still loved it, have at 'er.
Jakfilm good idea I got mine the same night I looked at it at 15 but I regret it now
Thats actually a pretty good idea
Good idea 👌🏼👌🏼
Jakfilm I did that! Worked out well
i got mine the day after i drew it, and i went straight for the half sleeve for my 1st, no regrets 😎
"Don't tattoo your face, your neck, or your hands. Who are you pissed at?"
😂🤣😂
Skye Daco Nobody I love mine
@ Post Malone
I want my mom name on my face
@@americanpatriot8426 what do you have? I want one on my neck but I'm scared lmao
I guess I’m pissed😂 I have my hands and throat tattooes🙈😂😂
I don’t agree with don’t get any “tribal” tattoos at all. I think the patterns of some tribal tattoos are awesome and you can put a lot of meaning behind the symbols and design you choose. For instance, Celtic designs are awesome looking as well as Polynesian
Don’t know about Celtic tattoos but Polynesian tattoos are highly based in Polynesian culture itself. Like I understand if you respect the culture and just admire it but the tattoos themselves mean things in Polynesian culture that only apply to Polynesian people ya know? Like for example there’s certain patterns for certain families, ancestors etc. which would make it difficult for a non-Polynesian person to get a tattoo for.. 👍
@@Milo-lq2cs I kinda know what youse mob are getting at here because from an Aboriginal standpoint a lot of my tattoos have significant meaning to me but mean something else entirely to others such as the various cultural insignias I have on my right arm being that of 2 guns (pump Action shotgun and .308 rifle) crossed with a fishing spear on top and wrench on the bottom on my bicep as well as a fishing/hooked knife on my wrist with seaweed wrapped around it which slightly obscure the text "kill all betrayers" with a small -XIII- on the blade handle (symbolising the magic/culture that was lost) with various types of fish hooks on my fingers and a mangrove tree paw print map on my forearm which leads to a constant food source where I'm from but for some reason I get one look and all they see is either hippie, airy-fairy nonsense because of the trees and flowers or they think I'm part of some gang/cult or (like in most cases) it's both.
But yeah nah that's just my 10 cent's on the issue, I guess what I'm getting at from all this is that the things that people don't understand are the things that they are usually afraid of thus making the thing that you believe in (be it music, art or religion) exist in an infinite number of spaces that could either be good or bad depending on that individuals dealings with said group.
But yeah nah like I said that's just my 10 cent's worth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
True that I was just meaning bc I’m Maori I know that lots of Maori tattoo patterns and designs have specific drawback to genealogy, places, culture etc. would be difficult to find a design as a non-Maori but algood. Cool tattoos bro
@@tysonellis1172 lol you are an example for close mind just because you made those dumb ass meaning to justify the tattoos you got don't expect everyone to understand because they won't and when you do tell em and you say this dumb shit it makes it even funnier 😂
For me, I’m Puerto Rican so I felt like a Taino tribal tattoo to represent my culture would be a cool idea since it also looks dope
It's cheaper to laser than divorce.
Emily Andrews it’s cheaper to go to the grocery store then laser
It's free to divorce if you wait 3 years after you've separated.
It's cheaper to keep'er. But who wants that???
if you're a man then sure, otherwise it's pay day
Now imagine needing to do both....
I'm kinda regretting my swastika chest tat
Turn it into a black sun rune. Upgrade.
Have it touched up with festive colors, everyone loves a festive swastika.
Add a Ying Yang symbol and say that you're Hindu.
0TruckMafk ☢TM™"... The BigMean CommentSection BadAss lololololololololololololololol
O.C. Skin everybody has a swastika mine is red yours is blue everybody has a swastika
Funny when I went to get my hand and fingers done, the artist was like "going for the job stopper huh" 😂😂
Did they live up to the name?
I have a hand tattoo and have never had an issue at a job lol but oh well I guess
I have my WHOLE left hand tattooed and i make BANK!😂😂😂
😂😂
I choked on my tea when he said the 'Don't get anything you wouldn't be proud to show grandma' thing. My grandparents are JWs they called me a satan worshiper at 7 for reading Harry Potter. 😂
Same here. My catholic parents called me satanist for reading it at 18
If my JW grandma knew what tattoos I am planning to get she'd have a heart attack
My God that's messed up.
Have a picture of the tattoo you want, hang it somewhere you see it everyday.. If you still want it after a year, the tattoo's probably worth getting it!
Killing Public Ryan some tattoos you don’t actually see and you sorta forget about it sometimes it doesn’t matter I can’t be fucked
BOOMALA BOOMALAA I waited two years of wanting my first tattoo before I got it and I couldn’t be happier
Its worth getting when its done right, but in my case its lopsided and on my hand 💔 one of these days I'll learn to not be a dumbass 🤘
Naw, I've known instantly when I've figured out the tattoos I've wanted.
its 'have it for a month as your screen saver" not a year
Sooo, getting salmon on my forehead is a no?
VargVikernes4Pres Not unless you want birds attacking you thinking you're a fish
It is widely known that only gay fish and Kanye get those...
M90 120 do you like fish sticks?
VargVikernes4Pres i was about to tattoo my face on my face and get a tattooon my tattooed face
Unlisted pink Sounds beautiful, shave the back of your head and get a face tattoo there too. Your family will be so proud.
You need to add the disclaimer that tribal tattoos are fine if you are actually tribal. many people have tribal Maori tattoos in New Zealand, and they look awesome.
PaJeezy OMG YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS GOALS
PaJeezy Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haa, hi hi, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha; yee.
MeAnd MyGuitar but you can get that easily ...... -.-
No they look goofy as fuck too
PaJeezy He meant those tribal tattoos that aren't even really tribal.
“Never go under the influence of lust.”
Wise words
Tip number 11, don't take advice from people who don't have tattoos.
FarkingLoL there were pictures of his tattoos in the video. He removed the tattoos because the tattoos are ugly. You dumbfuck
Right, which means he doesn't have tattoos. Good job bud.
It's okay to be wrong dude, just accept it.
it's like saying don't take advice from a doctor because he's not sick
Right except not because doctors go to school for years and years and years. It is more on the lines of dont take web md diagnosis over your doctors.
for someone who has very little experience with tattoos you sure do have alot of rules.
+Demetry Blair gtfo xD
+Demetry Blair Better than to learn from your mistakes is to learn from other people's mistakes.
CidGuerreiro1234 I have 30 tattoos. Im not gonna take advice from someone has 2 tiny bitch tattoos. Thats his fault for not thinking his tattoos through. Plus over half of his tattoo donts arent even real dont. If youre gonna get tattoos, think about what you want before you get it, think about the placement and how it fits into your life style not because some one said dont put it there, and then choose an artist who specializes in the style you like or want and has experience. Not my fault his tattoos look like he paid 20 bucks to have a friend experiment with tattoos on his body. now the real dont is Dont go to a tattoo establishment drunk and think tour gonna get a good tattoo, dont go to a tattoo establishment and you didnt eat and drink water first. If you cant handle the pain dont get a tattoo, and most importantly if you feel like you cant commit to a tattoo, then dont get one.
+Demetry Blair Some of the stuff you said are the exact same things he said, only with different words. The fact that he has only 2 tattoos is irrelevant if he has done his research and consulted with people who are more experienced on the subject. Would mind point out exactly which of his don'y aren't real?
Also wow, 30 tattoos. I have none, I want to make one but I'm not accepting anything less than perfection, which is why I haven't done it yet.
Not really he straight out said you cant get this, you cant put a tattoo here etc. The fact that he had 2 tattoos is kinda relevant, you wouldnt ask a person who had no tattoos for advice. I wouldnt ask someone who had they type of tattoos he had for advice because he has very little experience with tattoos. And you shouldnt get one until you find the artist that is pure perfection in your eyes. Its ok to hold out.
finger tattoos are fine just put a band aid over it when you go in for your interview
You still have to disclose it. That's an integrity issue
Wank....
Or pick a career that allows you to be yourself and you don’t have to worry about that
That's be hard to to do if there are multiple tattoos on multiple fingers easily can be found out and screams impulsive immature and depending on the style even low class better not to get them in the first place
What’s the fucking point in getting your fingers tatted if you still have to hide yo shit lmfao😂🤦🏽♀️💯
Ive had someone tell me before "every tattoo i got in the last 2 years ive planned for the last 5." Ive got news for you. If youre planning a tattoo for 5 years dont do it! Youre WAY overthinking it! Once you have youre idea, sit on it for 4-6 months or so and ask yourself if you still want it. If the answer is yes then get it.
The general rules I go by when getting a new tattoo is
1. Do I see myself having it four years ago
2. Do I see myself dying with it
Simple but effective, I can absolutely agree!
This right here. This generalized philosophy has stopped me from getting soooo many tattoos. If I'm not sure if I could see myself with the tat 5years ago then I wait until 5 years roll by and see if I can still be excited by the idea. I'm about to get a full left arm sleeve
Daniel Johnson i say if it’s something i’ve been seriously considering for 6 months to a year at least then might as well go for it
i can see my self in the grave with the tattoo i want to get when i'm old enough the tattoo is a red butterfly to commemorate my grandmother who died when i was 5 and a blue one for my grandpa who was always there for me. would you think it would be a good idea to get that?
Wank.....
Today I was walking down the street, and a bird pooped on my shirt, and all I heard was...
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+Alpha q HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
waaaaat😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Hrishi Baney lol
***** ikr
+Hrishi Baney hahahahah :D you are a genius :D
I have a Alpha M tattoo on my chest.. Was that a bad move?
Yes
Lmfao
Yes
+wddr12 Not hardcore enough mine is on my face.
+wddr12 Yes it was.
has no tattoos, calls himself "alpha m" and tells you what not to do... please don't listen to him 💀
WRONG!
@@_Anti_Communist_ not wrong, dude got two small fucking tattoos he could have blasted over with big cover up pieces but got laser instead, dude was probably to puss to sit, some alpha male
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My mum is getting 3 butterflies on her arm 1 for me 1 for my older brother and 1 with its wings closed for my sister.. Who sadly didnt make it
that's really beautiful, so sorry about your sister though, that really must be tough
Mark Robless thank you. And yes it was a tough time for a while
Hannah ! Sorry for your lost I must feel terrible but hopefully life will treat your family greatly
Hannah ! Sorry I meant you not I
Red Baron dont apologise you took the time to be nice i respect you for that
So a guy with no tattos is telling us how to get tattos 😂😂😂😂 ahh this is golden
Did you the miss the part where he explained he once had two ridiculous tattoos that he since had removed? It's practically the whole video, so you might want to try watching it. His advice is straight from his own life experience.
If you can't spell it, you shouldn't be entitled to an opinion. Moron.
+Len Zielenski if you actually think intelligence is measured in how well you speak, or spell the english language, you're the fucking moron.
You're an idiot wtf,are you serious!?
Richard W how articulate and insightful. You should write a book. If you could spell.
Tip 11 dont go to a local tattoo shop in a foreign country and get a giant backpiece when youre 16.
And i was drunk at the time
pics?
it's local to that place lmao
Morgan Freeman pics or it didn't happen
There's not a day goes by he don't feel regret. Not because he got a tattoo, because you think he should. He looks back on the way he was then: a young, stupid kid who committed to that terrible tattoo. He wants to talk to him. He wants to try to talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But he can't. That kid's long gone, and this old tattoo is all that's left. He's got to live with that. Removal? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your back, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.
I wouldn't get a tattoo. I'd get married, have kids, buy a house... But a tattoo? That shits permanent
1:01 Me when i see myself in the mirror
AircooledNation XDDDD SAME
Always laugh at yourself otherwise others will do it
you nailed it man
squidward the lord thanks lord
cheers
As far as portrait tattoos go, they look awesome as long as you do your research and get the tattoo done by an artist specializing in portraits
precisely
+HopelesslyHailey Still creepy looking
+Robert K actually, most well done portrait tattoos are pretty gorgeous
The quality doesn't matter, the concept is creepy.
may be gorgeous - but only for a little while, because your body changes all the time, you gain or lose weight, your skin changes, and tattoos get deformed with time... these changes are not that noticable with other tattoos, but even the slightest deformations of a portrait look creepy
Well that's 5 minutes of my life I'm never getting back
like your life has anything important in it haha!!
@@tonytrilex2555 speak for your self 🤣😂
@@tonytrilex2555 such a Negative Nancy.
@@tonytrilex2555 get ratioed
Ok witch tattoo do you have?
Guy got two tattoos that he hated and thinks he can hate on everyone else’s lmfao
Literallyyy
1:02 someone gif that please!!
please!
YES
+Jerry McFerguson i.giphy.com/72mCkqLUhmoTK.gif
+bruno wulfse ...and thus; a meme is born. Magic.
+bruno wulfse lmaooooo
Okay... 2, 3, 4... I have a really good reason for having a hand tattoo. (It’s not a big one) my two brothers also have these exact same tattoos on their hands.. it’s of a crescent moon with 3 stars around it. My mother had it and it was her first one she’d ever gotten. She passed on December 23rd 2010... She was 34. As sort of our way of remembrance my brothers and me got that moon and stars on our left hand between our thumb and index finger. We are now all in our 20’s
You could have put that anywhere.
Eh
Dont listen to those ppl.So you and your brothers got the tattoos ? Respekt for that!
Like almost everything there are exceptions and yours seems like one of them to me. But I never see or heard of a face tattoo that are excusable, ever.
I want a small finger tattoo
Dude with two happy meal tats, that he got removed .. proceeds to tell you what’s in poor taste
He just said he got them removed my guy, he's sharing the experience of his mistakes so others don't follow
el doggo I feel where you’re coming from, but if you made the mistake yourself I feel like you should be more understanding and less harsh about it
And is he wrong? No
@@NN-cj6qv for most of his points... yes he's wrong
Hmmm
There’s only a couple that I eventually plan on getting and they are a Celtic cross for my Irish ancestry, ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs that translates into something that describes me since I love ancient Egypt because of the sophistication the civilization has.
That bee on ur back is my highschool mascot wtf
Father Piggy nice
Father Piggy same
Same here
Same, Kearsley Highschool
Father Piggy Greenville high
"A marriage is a whole lot to get rid of than a Tattoo.." I died laughing
You must be easily amused
- Why don't you have any Tattoos?
me :Would you scratch ur Ferrari?
+Jyuusankaimon Nothing to do with scratches, more with tuning. Would you tune it? some people will say yes, others no, everybody got they're own opinion on th ematter, tattoos are just art on one's body
+Jyuusankaimon Yeah, but you would repaint it to the colour you like the best
+Jyuusankaimon you just copied a facebook post !! smh how original
+sAYwaTT1000 It's like alpha made an account just to comment on this.
0:33 that’s legit the mascot for my elementary school I went to a while back. Wait no- that’s the damn mascot for my township..
if i become a musician HERE COMES THE FACE AND NECK AND HAND TATS
HoodedGargoyle EXACTLY
or if you become a tattoo artists
Sebastian Michaelis that too.
HoodedGargoyle wtf, u don't have to get any tattoos
***** not like ronnie, like Jacoby Shaddix
I have a card from my now-deceased grandma that says "love ya" in her handwriting and I'm going to get it with some rose and lavender flowers to accompany it because she was the only grandparent I had a connection with and she grew both flowers with great success, my mom called her the "Rose Queen" and hell, Rose is my middle name! I just loved her to pieces and I want to honour her with a piece of art on my body dedicated to her love for me, my family, and her flowers ❤️
Hit me dead in the feels.
I hope your dream for that tat comes true. It's a beautiful idea and a lovely, amazing gesture.
Regards; Alex
This is what tattoos should be, good on you
Aww that’s so lovely ❤️
Sadie Blackwell I wish everyones tattoos had that much meaning to them instead of getting popular crap tattood onto then
First i just wanna say im sorry for what you must have to go through and two that was just beutiful what you said
tattoos on hands wont stop you from getting a job, my fucking doctor has them haha
yes cause all the other doctors were taken so they pretty much had to hire him..
or he got the tattoos after becoming a doctor
Oliver Welch he had them before iv known him for years and tattoos or not he is a smart fucker, people just have too much hate for ink
alexholl654 k
Thats pretty cool honestly. i want to get my hands done! (yes, I watched the video. I still want them) but honestly, first I gotta see where im going with my life haha.
Funny story, a friend of mine works at a tattoo shop in which the owner specializes in Chinese characters. Dude only does swear words, and there are so many people who now have ‘foreign hoe’ (or something along those lines) bc they didn’t ask what it meant.
Edit: He does tell people what it means if they ask, but 99% of people don’t.
"Don't tattoo your face, neck or hands." You should've told that to XXXTENTACION before he did it
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or 21 savage
xxxtentaction doesnt have a regular job therefor i doesnt matter and since his rapping career is growing big and getting lots of money, so he can tattoo where ever he wants and still get a mil a year ;)
Or The Game or Dave East or Gucci Mane or half of rock musicians
Lil uzi , gucci mane , famous dex and hella other rappers
nowadays, people dont really care about neck and hand tattoos, and if youre pursuing a career not in an office, such as music, acting, or construction, then people really dont give a shit. in ten years, i bet no one is gonna give a shit.
I agree with all of those except acting. You're gonna have to put on a LOT of makeup to make sure that your face tattoo doesn't show up on stage or on the camera. And if you don't want to cover it up, it's gonna cut you out of a LOT of roles. So the other ones? Great. Acting? No no.
Steven Arroyo I'm a Christian and I have tattoos
Steven Arroyo I'm catholic and have a religious sleeve what's your point? Lol.
actually not that hard...didnt you see the convict with face tatts they put makeup over them so the jury wouldnt judge him based off the face tatts orange makeup cancelled the ink color out..i still wouldnt reccomend face tatts tho in general
So ALL atheists love tattoos, right?
I run my own business and choose to tattoo my neck and hands, shouldnt matter, freedom of expression
Elijah Craies right
Same here, my left hand is fully covered, did it at 18, never regretted it and I love looking at it. Also run my own business and just got a house! Life is good
@@nitolinilo9034 good shit man
He said 95% of options. Congrats being the owner puts you in that 5% lol
Elijah Craies I don’t think he was saying it as you can’t but should not due to the fact that those areas are mainly for people who are part of a criminal life
WOW! MANY years after you helped me learn about being a man, I randomly see you on an old episode of Fear Factor!!! I’m so stoked right now lol! Congratulations on your career of success and changing lives. My life is blessed because of you. 🙌 🙏
I would never take advice from someone with no tattoos Also he complains about expensive lazer removal why not get a cover up
Exactly
He does have tattoos tho 😂 and some tattoos are legit impossible to cover up
Then why would you watch his video?
@@sleepyscoobs2185 it‘s funny to hear what sum people say lol. i would literally never take advice from a n y o n e if i wanna get tatted no matter where ima do it🧑🏽🦱
@@4ksnippets111 yeah
My dad has the tazmanian devil from looney toones on his back xD
Cøugar tunes not toones
Cøugar its tasmanian and before you say oh how do u know i live in tasmania where tasmanian devils live !
My dad has Road Runner on his arm.
Cøugar my dad does too wHat
Imma be one of those dad i have a Rick and morty with bender on my forearm
I have a hand tattoo, guess imma be homeless now😕
Rio....bro no you won’t he don’t know that the fuck he’s talking about, I’m in the military and I know 100000 people with jobs with there bodies covered your fine my man. He low key pissed me off.
#1 ratbag Surely if you tattoo you neck or hands you’re not looking forward to joining the Military.
Alexis Lanier Literally no one will employ you with hand tattoos, even in the military, the Air Force for example doesn’t take people with visible tattoos.
@@1240Dax whats the reason for that.. silly
Alexis Lanier exactly. My bf has a hand tattoo and he’s 21, and he makes more than most adults I know.
Got my neck & hands tattooed & idc what other people say bc they think it’s stupid or too much. I like what I like & believe that anyone else who got that too knows.
Same here
My friend has a tattoo of his girls name which is Trisha but it's just Trish on his arm so if he breaks up with her he will put another line under the T so it says Irish which I think is pretty damn smart
Elijah Carlson nt if he isnt Irish
Mohammed Sultan why are you watching this Muslim brother, Haram.
And obviously you'll ask me why I'm watching this, well I'll have a henna tattoo which is actually temporary.
This is great, tattoo advice from a guy who has no tattoos.
Everett Clunie he’s talking mostly about the kind of tattoos are notorious for being regrettable
Well technically he had tats😂
Well lets just say he never a tones of true artists
Is he wrong though?
Like when people without kids are experts on raising them.
"Don't tattoo your face, neck, or hands"
Aww come on, I want to be Greed from FMA
ayyy
I wanted to be Atreus from GoW (he has one on his neck)
I was confused then I remembered it's Greed when he transforms. 😂😂
When the ad segments didn't exist and the videos were straight to the point. Good times.
Anyone notice how the intro is a lot like the pornhub intro
Caleb Brazeal omg you’re right
How do u know
Cuz I dont
That says a lot lol
Caleb Brazeal What is PornHub?
What's sex?
I'm a simple man, I see an Alpha vid -> I hit the like button
Kkk
+Santiago Tellez Noooooooo. not kkk
+Ein Japaner yes kkk
+Phil Diesch I see this comment. I hit the like button
+Santiago Tellez Donald trump would love to have your support ;)
I feel like as long as the tattoo means something to you then it doesn’t really matter what other people think.
you dont mean anything to me :(
None of my tattoos mean anything to me, they’re just things I like or think look cool 😂
@@skylergulling4428 Yhup aha 💀
I feel like this works until you remember how society works.
“Do you want to eliminate 95% of your potential employment options?” Lmao my highest education achieved is highschool and I work in the vocational field. My boss’s boss has neck, hands and face tattoos. I think I already sealed that “95%” by not going to college.
''humm alpha m. this guy must be a badass man'' *hears the sound of him speaking* ''WHAT THE FUCK ITS ELLEN DEGENERES"
I'll do whatever I want to fucking do
Trimon RS I have a tattoo of a dick on my forehead and I still earn 167 000 a year
Do what ever the FUCK YOU WANNA DO
Alex Fenty YEEEAHHHHHHH
alpha is just giving good advice, but you can do whatever you want. Tattoo a naked chick on your cheek, cut off your arms, whatever.
Racky Racky wow that's pretty dumb for a guy that's making close to 200k a year hahahahaha buy some brain cells
1:02 I think he's losing it
Yes he is brother squid
Yes, father squid
Nooo
Maybe its just me, but there is NOTHING that I like so much to have it permanently inked on my body.
I knew a married couple and her name was Angel. He came home drunk from hanging out with his friend the amateur tatoo artist. His tatoo reads Angle.
Kurt
@@Vonlock" you suck...you suck...you suck" I just play his theme song in my head everytime I hear his name😭🤣
@thisiscontent thank you so much, ive always been wanting to be recognized but a nobody :*)
Yeah I have to disagree with you on the tribal part. As a Pacific Islander, tribal tattoos are part of my culture. On this part of the world, you don't get a tribal tattoo for the sake of just getting one. You get it to tell your story. It's literally like you're body is a blank sheet of paper and the tattoo is the autobiography you write on said paper. I dunno how you guys do it in the mainland though.
bruh nice
that was actually literate and a good comment man
most of the guys here do it to seem badass
Most of the guys i have seen with it, have it because they just liked it. They don't understand it at all; which makes the value of such a tattoo kinda worthless here man
Pretty sure he's talking to all the white dudes with big thick pointy tribal designs that were hella popular in the late 90's... like mine...fuck...
Did Sheila break your heart? 😂
Dreamz Azeri yeah, she cheated on him with Brian...
@@smegmert5394 actually bro?
@@nodienoswore2424 yea
Whos brian?
Got a tattoo at the age of 28 back in 2017. Always thought of what I would get since I was 19. I never rushed it. In 2016 I decided I would get a dragon 🐉 tattoo since I was born in the year of the dragon and is also my favorite mythological creature. Went to Thailand 🇹🇭 the following year and got the tattoo there on my wrist. It’s size is between small and medium. It’s perfect. Most of the time people can’t notice it too. That was an unexpected plus I guess lol. Take your time people.
Never let employment keep you from getting a tattoo, you weren't born to be somebody's bitch.
thank-you be your own fucking boss
and that ladies and gentlemen is how you don't get that promotion/job you wanted
yes exactly
say's all the tattoo'd people who have shit jobs, or who will never be very wealthy (I know I know unless they are musicians etc etc * yawn *
Well getting employed makes You kind of automaticly Your boss`s bitch. You`r selling Your time and body so You can live a decent life.
“Take it from the KING of impulse tattoos.”
Oh really? 2 tattoos deep and you’re suddenly king?
😂👏🏽👏🏽
@Maximilian mus nah, tattoos just look cool, theyre like a really flashy cool necklace or just a piece of jewlry in general that you always like wearing.
dont take tattoo advice from someone whose had two shitty ones done and removed them.
Alex Lee EXACTLY....NEVER TRUST ANYONE WHO DOESNT HAVE AT LEAST ONE TATT...IM ALMOST COVERED BTW HAHA
I was thinking about not getting my hands tattooed because this guy said so but i read your comment and thought to my self wow
... You're absolutely fucking right I'm getting it done 😂 thank you
Right lmao
Alex Lee failure is the greatest teacher
no, experience is.
People tattoo thier face because they are a gangster or a sound cloud rapper
junior aguilar but always remember a sound cloud rapper never makes it big unless he or she gets really really lucky
Not really...
junior aguilar No they are douchebag
Or Steve-O
Or if you're a tattoo artist
I made the mistake of tattooing a girlfriend's name on my body in my Youth... The only solace I find comfort in is; the odds of her finding a replacement "Prosper" are even slimmer than me finding a "Megan" 🤣🤣🤣
I am going to get a tattoo of Mr. Torgue on my Bicep.
Sisteelin I HAVE ONE QUESTION!! EXPLOOOSSSIOOOOON?
Skyler Blank MEET ME AT THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE, BADASS!
Sisteelin
EXXXPPLLLLLOOOOOOSSSSIIIOOONNNNNNSS
Sisteelin I have a mad Moxxi on my upper arm
Dude that bumblebee is my school logo lol
Same
Its the charlotte hornets team logo from the nba idk if theyre still charlotte tho
+Jili TORRES they are
It's a yellow jacket for Georgia tech
+Jili TORRES it's Georgia Techs logo
I have my facebook password on my buttcheek which i got under the influence of alcohol, and it doesnt really bother me tbh
Gus fring Actually amazing
Gus fring 😂😂😂last week I got a tattoo again and there was a guy next to me getting a naked fairy on his check and then on his forehead he had a penis no joke.....it was weird and then on the other cheek was an avocado
That just made my day hahaha
Gus fring 😂 😂 😂
What was that tattoo called?
Alpha. With an elf voice. Interesting. Lol
Ima tattoo my neck and hand not face
Don't to the neck. Hands, well... I mean, don't to it either, but it isn't as bad.
+Jeremy Ortiz got both sides of my neck tatted, and my majority of my body. Neck has to be the least painful place
If you aren't pretty heavily tatted on the rest of your body you'll have a hard time finding someone to do it for you. Most pros dont do virgin ink anywhere you can see it
got mad hand done , love it , still employed!
For your sake, I hope you already have steady and expendable income.
I'm going to get my girlfriends name tattoed on my forehead, and my fraternity letters on a tramp stamp. Also, i'm going to get a portrait of my kid on my hand and a naked lady on my neck.
mantidgirl Badass bruh
triggered
mantidgirl Legend👌🏻
mantidgirl nice 👌
You do you
1:02 the school bully when he steals your lunch *moneh*
4:16 when you walk into school the next day with a speaker blasting pumped up kicks and see that same bully
this comment deserves a thousand likes
Played high school basketball. When I was 17 I went to get a flaming basketball going through a ring. Kinda like the Miami heat logo. Thank god they wouldn’t let me get it . They said come back in a few months when you’re 18. I’m 38 and I couldn’t imagine having that shit on my arm right now