How To Flirt Without Being Creepy and How To Approach (Flirting Advice and Tips)

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  • @omarandre2697
    @omarandre2697 8 років тому +4750

    instructions not clear
    ended up in jail

  • @TheJas20
    @TheJas20 6 років тому +2701

    Why am i watching this i don't even go out of my house

    • @notlunaticdancer4393
      @notlunaticdancer4393 6 років тому +60

      That's a very smart prep in case you fall off your house

    • @tryhardf844
      @tryhardf844 6 років тому +15

      Half life is dead😤

    • @darlynmorel9982
      @darlynmorel9982 5 років тому +18

      @@tryhardf844 Dont say that :/

    • @kidenigma1400
      @kidenigma1400 5 років тому +10

      @@tryhardf844 Half Life will not die until 3 comes out

    • @tryhardf844
      @tryhardf844 5 років тому +1

      @@kidenigma1400
      I'm a donkey and donkeys don't like that game.

  • @alexw6930
    @alexw6930 7 років тому +1081

    What people don't understand is you don't need to be attractive, you just need to be attractive to HER, the hard part is finding out if you are

    • @TanyaKatherine
      @TanyaKatherine 6 років тому +76

      By attractive; having an appearance and personality that attracts women and other people will be appealing to her! Become "most girls type" and you will get most girls. Make a list of things that you lack and things that you can amplify to be "one of the hot guys" you will be effortless at dating and eventually find the right woman

    • @joschphilogene4167
      @joschphilogene4167 6 років тому +2

      well said man!

    • @alexandraseinvada7248
      @alexandraseinvada7248 5 років тому +8

      Tbh you don’t even need to be attractive. Sure that’s what will be the first thing that will interest a girl if she doesn’t know the person, but if she knows you and you have a good personality, looks won’t matter that much!

    • @alexandraseinvada7248
      @alexandraseinvada7248 5 років тому +4

      Joku Äijä that’s really not true for me or my friends at least. I personally have had a few crushes on people I don’t think are particularly physically attractive but they have great personalities. The same goes for my friends. We’re 15 tho so that might be it but I don’t know.

    • @emptythoughts9460
      @emptythoughts9460 5 років тому +6

      Guess what is awesome and is really attractive to most girls ....... CONFIDENCE

  • @tribbianiproductions5407
    @tribbianiproductions5407 6 років тому +3039

    Me: *smiles*
    Her: I’m calling the cops

  • @icedynamite1560
    @icedynamite1560 7 років тому +493

    Step 1: Tiege Hanley
    Step 2: There is no step 2

  • @SylentEcho
    @SylentEcho 6 років тому +625

    "When you're bold and confident, that already sets you apart from 95% of the dudes out there" - True that, man!

    • @gbd-oq1rz
      @gbd-oq1rz 4 роки тому +12

      Realest statement I’ve ever heard

    • @mikebingham9700
      @mikebingham9700 3 роки тому +5

      @@gbd-oq1rz How about if you're bald? The Death Knell for sure. Girl: I don't mind if a guy is bald. Bald Guy: Let's go out? Girl; Get away from me you creep!

    • @the_highnmighty_native8685
      @the_highnmighty_native8685 3 роки тому +2

      @@mikebingham9700 are u bald 🤣?

    • @mikebingham9700
      @mikebingham9700 3 роки тому +1

      @@the_highnmighty_native8685 ????

    • @mikebingham9700
      @mikebingham9700 3 роки тому +1

      I have a beautiful full head of hair my friend. Girls compliment me all the time on my hair. I really feel bad for the guys that are bald. Especially if there in there late 20's early 30's. That's tough going. They could get a hair piece from Men's Hair Club, as they have come along way with hair pieces.I know it sounds vain but girls like guys with a full head of hair. No way of getting around that.

  • @Xz_-bv7te
    @Xz_-bv7te 8 років тому +2015

    or simply just tell them ur a meme page admin

  • @jonahvibez1993
    @jonahvibez1993 3 роки тому +197

    1. check if they have a wedding ring
    2. eye contact
    3: smile
    4: be bold
    5: being prepared with your statements
    6: compliment
    7: Me saying I don’t know anymore

    • @travisandrews3909
      @travisandrews3909 Рік тому

      Im trying them all

    • @Obamnaz
      @Obamnaz Рік тому +3

      The best thing is to be spontaneous. If you actually like the girl you will automatically flirt with genuine interest.. and not be creepy

    • @travisandrews3909
      @travisandrews3909 Рік тому +1

      @@Obamnaz i try that bro

    • @travisandrews3909
      @travisandrews3909 Рік тому

      @@Obamnaz im trying that

    • @Notafemboy385
      @Notafemboy385 Рік тому +1

      Instructions unclear I am now in the trunk of somebody’s car

  • @ayeamnsane
    @ayeamnsane 7 років тому +5997

    Her: I support gay rights
    Me: (trying to impress her) I'm gay

  • @111alexg
    @111alexg 7 років тому +593

    No ring is the priority. Well said Alpha, much respect.

    • @goldengump8655
      @goldengump8655 5 років тому +2

      111alexg yeah if only every desperate nut sack would respect that my marriage would be a lot easier if she wouldn’t come home pissed or unnerved by some creepy asshole so often then maybe there wouldn’t be 15-30 minutes of the same speech of ohhhh you won’t believe this fucking guy....

    • @justinz.4315
      @justinz.4315 5 років тому +1

      S T Ξ Λ L T H no girls put their ring on ring finger but some girls do it so no man hit on her

    • @cjvaye99
      @cjvaye99 3 роки тому +1

      losers. who cares if shes married? what's the number like 90% of marriage ends in divorce LOL. a ring just means she's easy pickings as shes probably bored, unsatisfied and depressed. EASY.

  • @ihebjabbes6413
    @ihebjabbes6413 8 років тому +392

    Step 1: Walk up to her
    Step 2: Use some pickup lines
    Step 3: She says yes ofc
    Step 4: Wake up.

    • @deeerobyt
      @deeerobyt 7 років тому +5

      Iheb Jabbes Best comment on here xD

    • @Ajmolali82
      @Ajmolali82 7 років тому

      what is ofc?

    • @carlosphillips1572
      @carlosphillips1572 6 років тому +5

      Step 3: she says yes Ohio Fried Chicken?

  • @ChrissyboyH44
    @ChrissyboyH44 6 років тому +1980

    If you're not good looking in their eyes, you're being creepy. If you look handsome in their eyes, you're being romantic. End of story.

    • @janshans653
      @janshans653 6 років тому +57

      True

    • @codymelcher5134
      @codymelcher5134 6 років тому +52

      Gotta be a way to look handsome to them

    • @shwethaa2143
      @shwethaa2143 5 років тому +42

      Uh, I would find it creepy even if he was handsome. If ANY person was looking at me, that would be really awkward.

    • @ZDanimations
      @ZDanimations 5 років тому +135

      Awkward Kiwi well how do you plan on meeting new people if anyone remotely interested creeps you out because they are interested in you. Sounds like you are insecure with yourself, just being honest.

    • @joeturner3863
      @joeturner3863 5 років тому +34

      True. Women are shallow.

  • @damedane913
    @damedane913 8 років тому +1185

    This is more complicated than building a robot girlfriend.

    • @zak9364
      @zak9364 7 років тому +4

      A wild knuckle but this at the end of the day is more satisfying

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 6 років тому +2

      One true knuckle Hey Brodda

    • @Ritvikaaaa
      @Ritvikaaaa 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @saint4lifeboi76
      @saint4lifeboi76 6 років тому +5

      One true knuckle dead meme!

    • @MorningMalign
      @MorningMalign 6 років тому +1

      no, its harder creating real life anime

  • @Justsome_Randomdude
    @Justsome_Randomdude 7 років тому +4220

    1) stare into her eyes
    2) rub your weenie
    3) ride away in cop car
    She’ll remember you forever

  • @DANIELSUHHH
    @DANIELSUHHH 8 років тому +5125

    Who watches these but never actually does shit

    • @MrAwesome1325
      @MrAwesome1325 8 років тому +113

      lol me.....😂😅😓😢😭

    • @puremexico12345
      @puremexico12345 8 років тому +5

      lol

    • @DANIELSUHHH
      @DANIELSUHHH 8 років тому +21

      drjeopyl You have a point though I will try to elevate my game coming this school year.

    • @Ftd4339
      @Ftd4339 8 років тому +5

      :D you got it right there, but hey you might need the knowledge one day

    • @MONyxOthefgtxD
      @MONyxOthefgtxD 8 років тому

      xddd

  • @phillipredgrave5745
    @phillipredgrave5745 5 років тому +355

    How to flirt:
    Step 1: Use Tiege Hanley
    Step 2: There is no step 2

    • @I-MonkMode
      @I-MonkMode 5 років тому +5

      Nailed it🔨

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 роки тому +4

      Step3: repeat step 1

    • @vaishnavhari280
      @vaishnavhari280 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahahhahaahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa......... .....
      Ahahaha.......
      Haha

  • @aakksshhaayy
    @aakksshhaayy 10 років тому +1515

    How to flirt without being creepy:
    1. Be attractive
    2. Don't be unattractive.

    • @otallono
      @otallono 10 років тому +25

      *****
      Lmao! Not really.. there are plenty of single fugly girls out there that would date you but you are in fact shallow. So am I. Why date someone you're not attracted to? Don't be a hypocrite. On the other hand I see hot girls with ugly guys all the time for their personality. When do you see guys looking for girls based on personality alone? Us guys are definitely the shallowest gender.

    • @denislavkanev6386
      @denislavkanev6386 10 років тому +7

      ***** having this good job required a considerable amount of work by the father, and being hardworking and productive is attractive to women. As when it comes to looks, it is exactly the same - you don't need to rely on good genetics, you can look pretty decent if you apply a little effort to improve the way you dress/ behave. When you think about it we are the same as every other kind of animal - the best male gets the best female and thankfully we live in a world which is developed enough so that we don't rely entirely on what we were born with, but rather on how we play our cards :) good luck to everyone reading this

    • @otallono
      @otallono 10 років тому +2

      *****
      No job has nothing to do with it. Personality is far more important. I work with some really heavy guys and they can easily go up and talk to girls and make them laugh and get their numbers. I consider myself not bad looking and I am very fit but I have a much harder time getting a date than they do just because I care a good bit more about what people think of me than they do. It's all mind set, which I'm working on to better. Mind you we have the same line of work and I am higher up, doesn't matter anyway, what do you do when you first go up to someone - tell them your income?? LOL
      My cousin I grew up with was also not the greatest looking guy and to this day doesn't have a job (ANY JOB) but he was always able to pick up hot girls because of how confident he was and how good he was at seducing them.
      And judging by your post you are saying that you would be cool with having this type of women. If someone is with you because of your money then you will not be happy forever. Notice the divorce rate these days is through the roof.
      You're supposed to wait for a decent girl not rush in to (or think about) finding anyone you THINK you'd be happy with. I have the same problem but it's not good.
      But moral is eventually you will have to admit you have the problem instead of blaming everyone else. Clearly not every attractive lady is a gold digger, and the ones that are aren't worth going after regardless of their looks... You want more than good looks in a women.

    • @dplox
      @dplox 10 років тому

      Nah trust me, I've seen a lot of guys who girls would consider "cute" or "hot" fault because they were being shy and weird. It's all about confidence. Of course looks play a role. If a girl wasn't interested in you to begin with you never had a chance.

    • @dplox
      @dplox 10 років тому +7

      Well I said looks initially play a chance. Not all girls will be interested in you (look wise). For the girls that are interested though, if you show weakness instead of confidence girls can sense it and it makes it awkward or creepy most of the time.

  • @DW_Death
    @DW_Death 10 років тому +269

    How to flirt without being creepy... Very simple: Don't be ugly.

    • @DW_Death
      @DW_Death 9 років тому +54

      RisefromyourGRAVE Creep is just a word women use for ugly people who are attracted to them.

    • @dragonchr15
      @dragonchr15 9 років тому +12

      Tesseract this is a lazy copout

    • @DW_Death
      @DW_Death 9 років тому +3

      dragonchr15
      It's not a copout, looks definately matter a lot when you're trying to attract other people.

    • @demep.airless
      @demep.airless 9 років тому +11

      I like your sincerity , however confidence can change the game on your favor. Cheers

    • @DW_Death
      @DW_Death 9 років тому +12

      I agree, confidence can help you gain some interest, but only when there is a base level of looks. You can't look like you ran into a wall and expect confidence to do the trick.
      This is why first impressions have always been the biggest attractor, which is why most failed relations fail. Someone chooses someone who is physically sound, then later discovers they like the person increasingly less. Most healthy relationships spring from a great friendship.

  • @tigranaslanyan2947
    @tigranaslanyan2947 8 років тому +2119

    How to flirt:
    1.get in the van,please
    2.gun

    • @ChadtheDJguy
      @ChadtheDJguy 8 років тому +87

      that comes after the flirting

    • @randabuffer6562
      @randabuffer6562 8 років тому +44

      Idiot!!!!!!! You need duct tape

    • @loonneye
      @loonneye 8 років тому +18

      +Randizle Peregoy Depends on whether or not he likes the body warm.

    • @cosmictraveler1146
      @cosmictraveler1146 8 років тому +17

      chloroform is also needed.

    • @brennanfreeze9690
      @brennanfreeze9690 8 років тому +5

      Ugh sorry guys, I'm not an experienced flirter :/

  • @twd_rickgrimesfan3602
    @twd_rickgrimesfan3602 4 роки тому +577

    Me: you look nice
    Her: I have a boyfriend
    Me: I’m gay

    • @Unknown-dm8iu
      @Unknown-dm8iu 4 роки тому +33

      what a hero, he survived

    • @heavydirty21p45
      @heavydirty21p45 4 роки тому +6

      Lmaoooooo

    • @leoray1234
      @leoray1234 4 роки тому +7

      I would never say 'you look nice'. There are better ways.

    • @mikebingham9700
      @mikebingham9700 4 роки тому +15

      Her: I have a Boyfriend! You: I have a Boyfriend to!

    • @DEADTLON
      @DEADTLON 2 роки тому +2

      Bruh , wtf.
      Imagine his friends laughing from aside.

  • @SuperLefty2000
    @SuperLefty2000 9 років тому +484

    How to flirt:
    1. Don't be ugly
    2. Follow 1

    • @YellowSwordtail131
      @YellowSwordtail131 9 років тому +24

      +Alex walker
      3. ???
      4. PROFIT!!!!!

    • @allenbercero3661
      @allenbercero3661 8 років тому +4

      +Reptillian Henchman HISSSSSSS

    • @jackemmakem
      @jackemmakem 8 років тому +15

      well im fucked

    • @ya55er4008
      @ya55er4008 8 років тому +7

      +Alex walker don't be harsh . it is simpler than you think :
      1-be rich
      2-be son of a rich

    • @muhtasimahmed6673
      @muhtasimahmed6673 8 років тому +1

      best tutorial i have ever heard

  • @BorMachine
    @BorMachine 8 років тому +2456

    But what if they never glance back...

    • @colinpun8016
      @colinpun8016 8 років тому +655

      jump in front of them

    • @YeeNyaa
      @YeeNyaa 8 років тому +32

      +Colin Pun lol 😂😂😂

    • @NPRoberto
      @NPRoberto 8 років тому +336

      to catch her eye, jump in front of a train. science has shown that this maneuver is proven to raise a woman's heart rate, dilate her eyes, and make her breathe faster, which are all signs of arousal.
      play dead for full effect. girls love a guy who can commit to an action, and when you swoop back in to save the day from your perceived death, you can be sure that she'll be screaming for you ;)

    • @YeeNyaa
      @YeeNyaa 8 років тому +51

      +Nicholas Roberts wow .. r u a girl u know so much??

    • @allanshamseddin5473
      @allanshamseddin5473 8 років тому +5

      hahahahahahaha

  • @YoooRico
    @YoooRico 8 років тому +2056

    I talked to her..She slapped me..forgot she she was my ex..

    • @rodw.9050
      @rodw.9050 8 років тому +42

      Elvis G. Damn , you must've broke her heart

    • @porkypinetv9788
      @porkypinetv9788 8 років тому +43

      wawe master thanks man i found a beautiful and hot report button

    • @KoraiOficial123
      @KoraiOficial123 7 років тому +26

      You must have used teige henley

    • @arianarose4428
      @arianarose4428 7 років тому +4

      omg sammeee

    • @alethegreat2415
      @alethegreat2415 7 років тому +3

      _prezly_ hahahaha

  • @yeodesloth9329
    @yeodesloth9329 6 років тому +1218

    Cough* cough* I see your “ship” needs a captain 😏

    • @CJones5050
      @CJones5050 6 років тому +38

      Dude,
      EPIC 👌🏻

    • @theneonllama1845
      @theneonllama1845 5 років тому +13

      YeoDeSloth so can I ride u girl

    • @a.fernando6866
      @a.fernando6866 5 років тому +11

      *SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP* say that to a girl

    • @rileyallison6256
      @rileyallison6256 5 років тому +6

      As a great UA-cam comment once said... "A captain always goes down ON the ship"

    • @simonsays3107
      @simonsays3107 5 років тому +2

      My new pickup line

  • @vocaloid4ever
    @vocaloid4ever 8 років тому +1251

    Here's more advice from a girl:
    1. The eye contact part is my fave part, it makes me giddy and have butterflies, so play it out a bit
    2. When you approach, don't do small talk, if you did the eye contact right we already have some rapport, so talk to her like you know each other
    3. This may not apply to every girl but: don't ask for her number, TELL her to give it to you (nom creepy of course) something "how about you give me your number and we carry on this convo" or if you're going to ask do it when you have to leave (or pretent to) e.g. Friend is calling you over, you're a bit in a hurry and ask for her number before you leave. K reason for this, when it's a normal conversation and the guy just asks for the number normally, most guys are really awkward about it. If you're not then fine, but I have found that even the most confident guys get awkward at this point because it's the most nerve recking part and it just turns the conversation awkward.
    Good luck 😇

    • @radzilla748
      @radzilla748 8 років тому +430

      very nice of you
      now get in my van so we can continue our conversation

    • @freizeitnoob6034
      @freizeitnoob6034 8 років тому +49

      +Rad Zilla Legend😂

    • @quilliamattari2772
      @quilliamattari2772 8 років тому +21

      +Rad Zilla lol

    • @quilliamattari2772
      @quilliamattari2772 8 років тому +15

      +Rad Zilla lol

    • @radzilla748
      @radzilla748 8 років тому +41

      Marcos Lussio take out the "in" take out the "law" and go for it

  • @badcloud1806
    @badcloud1806 9 років тому +1289

    next video idea: how to pick up girls without being attractive.

    • @Dominik.S.
      @Dominik.S. 9 років тому +86

      Beeing attractive is not as important as caring about your self. Make sure you're well groomed, no dirt under your nails, take care of your skin and you are instantly more attractive for girls than a more handsome guy who looks like he did't shower for a week

    • @RichLunaMusic
      @RichLunaMusic 9 років тому +157

      Money. Then they'll sleep with you.

    • @Dominik.S.
      @Dominik.S. 9 років тому +6

      cq33xx Just look around. Hardly any guy takes care of himself.

    • @Ze_Chevalier
      @Ze_Chevalier 9 років тому

      +Erd Nuss In what state/country do you live if you don't mind me asking?

    • @Dominik.S.
      @Dominik.S. 9 років тому

      Garrett Smith Germany

  • @nikolasarthouse2379
    @nikolasarthouse2379 8 років тому +823

    If she calls the cops is that a sign?

    • @lyonnguyen3353
      @lyonnguyen3353 8 років тому +202

      Nah she's playing hard to get bro.

    • @purplejesusu7752
      @purplejesusu7752 8 років тому +16

      Nikola's art house she wants you to come over trust me go to her house they love it

    • @casmireohanabaluacaacifc5110
      @casmireohanabaluacaacifc5110 8 років тому

      here's a few ideas for get a date using text messages and discovered
      take your time
      go out by yourself - dont just stay in all the time thinking about this
      (I discovered about these and more on Lynzey text tactic site )

    • @LuckyFLS
      @LuckyFLS 8 років тому

      Nikola's art house AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @ShadowMosses
      @ShadowMosses 8 років тому +2

      Nikola's art house run Forrest run!

  • @JaspreetSingh-hf3rz
    @JaspreetSingh-hf3rz 5 років тому +965

    i am the best flirter until i start to feel something for her
    First time, 656 likes!! 👍 ♥️

  • @afletra
    @afletra 7 років тому +2818

    I flirt a girl with these tips. and you know what? she said; "did you watch the alpha m. channel?". well, we're ended up dating anyway, so...thanks! haha

  • @JustenHarden
    @JustenHarden 9 років тому +949

    "Gentlemen, knock it off." Lolol

    • @YoungJustice1997
      @YoungJustice1997 8 років тому +14

      I was like what's going here, I'm not flirting I swear sir!! 😂

    • @jjmillena66
      @jjmillena66 8 років тому +3

      Gentlemen, were you flirting with me? WTF??? Great, this is so alpha. haha

    • @MelonxJuice
      @MelonxJuice 8 років тому +5

      Why does your name have an e

    • @JoseMarquez-oh4jr
      @JoseMarquez-oh4jr 8 років тому +3

      +TyDogg Why do you have 2 gs.

    • @yoavcohen7560
      @yoavcohen7560 8 років тому +1

      +Justen Harden
      Take a look here!
      lifeandpickup.com

  • @bruhgtk4691
    @bruhgtk4691 7 років тому +368

    Just don't ask for nudes on the first date and you'll be fine

  • @tryhardf844
    @tryhardf844 5 років тому +742

    I tried, didn't go well
    Damn it
    She was a lesbian guys
    😭😭
    Edit:Well this blew up

    • @Glowtice
      @Glowtice 5 років тому +43

      F

    • @jovannigaming3405
      @jovannigaming3405 5 років тому +67

      Mission Fallied We'll get em' next time

    • @tryhardf844
      @tryhardf844 5 років тому +1

      @@jovannigaming3405
      Thanks.for the condolences........

    • @tryhardf844
      @tryhardf844 5 років тому +5

      @@jovannigaming3405
      She said:Oh haven't you noticed"?

    • @randomparts7378
      @randomparts7378 5 років тому +8

      You are lucky I did it and got slapped across the face

  • @Lucas-ck1po
    @Lucas-ck1po 8 років тому +345

    Holy shit, this is more complicated than engineering a car

    • @aryanmanuja
      @aryanmanuja 8 років тому +3

      Lucas silva vieira haha

    • @Lucas-ck1po
      @Lucas-ck1po 8 років тому +19

      @Marian Juana This is ridiculously over complicated. Fluid Mechanics are simpler than this, srly, speaking for myself

    • @LoxagosSnake
      @LoxagosSnake 8 років тому +11

      No, we're making it so (including myself). This shit is theoretically simple, as the instincts intended it to be: walk up to potential partner, seduce, leave with them or try again with another potential partner. But we are so deeply, intrinsically conditioned to be attached to the outcome, that we have tangled ourselves and need advice to untangle ourselves.
      I used to be extremely shy, and still am hesitant to a point, but I took a dive, said 'fuck it', and started talking in person, over Facebook, on Tinder, everywhere; not necessarily flirting, just approaching. Suddenly, I got approached myself by a true hottie, even had a 1 month thing with her, and after we broke it off I found another girl, and I'm only normally attractive with no extreme bank account. As Alpha said, it's a numbers' game. Just play it and give no fucks.

  • @DrEetswa
    @DrEetswa 6 років тому +714

    So the cops holding me down is step 8?

    • @darthportus
      @darthportus 6 років тому +34

      I believe step 8 is pepper spray in your eyes.

    • @sorandomandquirky9425
      @sorandomandquirky9425 5 років тому +18

      @@darthportus I think it's actually getting kicked in the balls.

    • @zu-zu5940
      @zu-zu5940 5 років тому +16

      I think it's all three at the same time

    • @sauceaddict9569
      @sauceaddict9569 5 років тому +3

      🗿

  • @febbra2
    @febbra2 8 років тому +561

    What if looking creepy is by default?

    • @trxpicaljay-1077
      @trxpicaljay-1077 8 років тому +30

      You'll be alone forever

    • @LIFTEDONLIFE
      @LIFTEDONLIFE 8 років тому +1

      +jgottheflu xx 😂😂😂😂

    • @yadaddy725
      @yadaddy725 8 років тому +3

      +jgottheflu xx omfg hahahahahahah

    • @AlamandaBud
      @AlamandaBud 8 років тому +13

      I know this is kind of a joke but... people will perceive what you portray. If you believe it yourself that you look creepy then nothing will help. Just be you, still there are plenty people out there who care about what inside of a book.

    • @cambodiagames4275
      @cambodiagames4275 8 років тому +1

      Lol by default u making me laugh ok fine am laughing

  • @jasontp2201
    @jasontp2201 5 років тому +123

    I busted out laughing when he said “gentlemen knock it off”

    • @bobbyd0656
      @bobbyd0656 5 років тому +2

      Had to rewatch 4 times 😂

  • @slothfromthegoonies8201
    @slothfromthegoonies8201 9 років тому +714

    When dancing with a girl, I like to pull her close and whisper "Your skin looks nice, I can't wait to wear it."

    • @giammix3000
      @giammix3000 9 років тому +76

      That's so sweet :D
      You need help bruh.

    • @giammix3000
      @giammix3000 9 років тому +6

      I know, i was joking too

    • @yunglube5697
      @yunglube5697 9 років тому +1

      +Sloth from The Goonies go away buffalo bill

    • @jcb8505
      @jcb8505 9 років тому +2

      +Sloth from The Goonies That sounds like silence of the lambs shit!!!!!

    • @patrickdaniel9670
      @patrickdaniel9670 9 років тому +3

      +Sloth from The Goonies It actually works, wearing her skin right now

  • @thenormalworldofwes6656
    @thenormalworldofwes6656 8 років тому +191

    Worst thing to happen is if they say no and gossip, laugh, and make fun of u all year or longer

    • @chughater
      @chughater 8 років тому +62

      +darKnight270 nah. it means step up your game and get a hotter girl and make them jealous.

    • @michaeljr1342
      @michaeljr1342 8 років тому +23

      +Black Mamba W

    • @WurstPeterl
      @WurstPeterl 8 років тому +12

      And why exactly would you care about this type consequences?

    • @cosmictraveler1146
      @cosmictraveler1146 8 років тому +13

      Slap that bitch

    • @fahmidyboy
      @fahmidyboy 8 років тому +7

      nah youll make a good reputation that sets you apart from the rest you'll be a man who goes for what he wants you should never think the way you are and you should assume its all gonna go well when you approach

  • @davidgagnon3781
    @davidgagnon3781 9 років тому +429

    How To Flirt Without Being Creepy:
    Three Simple Rules:
    1) Be handsome
    2) Be attractive
    3) Don't be unattractive

  • @danlobs2543
    @danlobs2543 6 років тому +319

    5:00 I can't stop replaying it.😂😂

  • @Kamikoroshiteageru
    @Kamikoroshiteageru 8 років тому +2057

    Step 1: Be attractive
    Step 2: There is no step 2

    • @andrewcamacho5928
      @andrewcamacho5928 8 років тому +51

      Thats one way, which is the easy way but some people are ugly as fuck and need to listen to this man

    • @andrewcamacho5928
      @andrewcamacho5928 8 років тому +49

      im sexy af tho

    • @drakelancer6591
      @drakelancer6591 8 років тому +4

      BOOM, just like that 10/10.

    • @welilefortune550
      @welilefortune550 8 років тому

      Me 2

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 8 років тому +3

      Wha do you mean there is no Step 2?! Setp 2: See Step 1

  • @pythonanimalia
    @pythonanimalia 8 років тому +248

    thank you hugh jackman.

    • @udaydahiya7454
      @udaydahiya7454 7 років тому +1

      python animalia thank you Barney stinson

  • @jon33709
    @jon33709 8 років тому +133

    I used to have so much game back when I was younger, now I don't even know how to introduce myself lol.

    • @ivanbuljan4981
      @ivanbuljan4981 6 років тому +2

      Jonathan Justice LOL SAMEEEEE

    • @GFM_90
      @GFM_90 6 років тому

      Same here

    • @eddiemercury313
      @eddiemercury313 6 років тому

      You hit it on the head

    • @PhillipP93
      @PhillipP93 6 років тому

      Jonathan Justice That's the thing about game. When you stop, you have to start from square one again.

  • @jtfgmercy5660
    @jtfgmercy5660 5 років тому +50

    omg i love this guy...……. 3 weeks since I broke up with my girl and watching all your video are giving me what I need. I thank you

  • @scottk1525
    @scottk1525 8 років тому +33

    How to flirt without being creepy...
    1: Be attractive
    2: Be successful
    3: Effortlessly reap the benefits of 1 and 2

  • @brohvakiindova4452
    @brohvakiindova4452 8 років тому +1056

    the fine line of being charming or a creep rule no.1: don't be ugly ... that's all...
    example shy but super attractive guy stutters while talking to a girl... she may not jump on it but will later say aww he was so cute... now with an ugly dude she would be like: wtf what a weirdo
    and that concludes the lesson :D

    • @danielguzman9907
      @danielguzman9907 8 років тому +6

      Tru

    • @clintbeardsley1343
      @clintbeardsley1343 8 років тому +1

      ahh ahhh eee II I agree... ii iii iii i am wwwwooo wooo ... forget it.

    • @brohvakiindova4452
      @brohvakiindova4452 8 років тому +33

      maybe it's because you're too full of yourself that you see yourself as super attractive but others don't... or maybe you are super attractive but cocky...

    • @Timmytimmy123123
      @Timmytimmy123123 8 років тому +83

      The truth is, you're not as ugly as you think you are.
      If you dress well, go to the gym and take care of your hygiene, you're already a 6.5/10 or above.

    • @TheCornbreadthief
      @TheCornbreadthief 8 років тому +13

      Brohvakiin Dova this is so true. Nobody falls in love with your personality at first. Initially, it is all about looks

  • @coolg963
    @coolg963 9 років тому +222

    Just stumbled upon this, 17 right now. I remembered the first time I went out of my way to flirt with someone. Train station and we looked at each other, eye contact and I smiled, she walked past and got to the bus stop. I decided to walk out and go talk to her. After a while she rejected me but hey, if you don't do anything you'll never get anywhere. 15 year old me 😂😂

    • @bs-wx5km
      @bs-wx5km 9 років тому +29

      if you make eye contact and you smile then she gotta smile back, if she doesn't then you've been rejected already

    • @littlepig2226
      @littlepig2226 8 років тому +18

      +bs or it could mean she is just shy af, which isnt exactly rejecting someone

    • @80teg
      @80teg 8 років тому +2

      +Thomas Shih If I could go back to my teens, I would have cared less about getting rejected -- ultimately noone bats a thousand, but like everything else, you get better with practice. So when you're in your 20's (and these girls become women, who are more "free spirited") you're game is legit, and it becomes routine. At that point, all you gotta do is make sure you don't get a GF until you actually meet wifey prospects.

    • @superAmaster
      @superAmaster 8 років тому +6

      Can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.

    • @ricocamacho1082
      @ricocamacho1082 8 років тому +10

      cant win the lottery when i do buy a ticket

  • @thekinggaming8024
    @thekinggaming8024 6 років тому +61

    Your gangster limp had me cracking up

  • @SaxonC
    @SaxonC 7 років тому +527

    What happens when you look away and look back and they’re gone? lol

  • @arkadeepbanerjee2347
    @arkadeepbanerjee2347 8 років тому +803

    Hey Alpha, how do i introduce my girlfriend to my wife like a gent?

    • @lawlicht8092
      @lawlicht8092 7 років тому +54

      Arkadeep Banerjee
      Introduce them in a fighting pit.
      Both of them gets one weapon of choice.
      Last one standing wins.

    • @NoahIsNeon
      @NoahIsNeon 7 років тому +1

      Arkadeep Banerjee say wife this is my gf then the divorce should go all into your plan

    • @mikewalker1351
      @mikewalker1351 7 років тому +3

      Enough internet for today...

    • @UserName-dw8rk
      @UserName-dw8rk 7 років тому +1

      hahaha

    • @brycereagan8471
      @brycereagan8471 6 років тому

      you freaking legend. bless you

  • @ruofanyu6699
    @ruofanyu6699 8 років тому +479

    advice is sound but let's face it, if youre physically unattractive, women will find you creepy regardless.

    • @rohanmudumba2545
      @rohanmudumba2545 8 років тому +35

      No dude, how you dress makes a HUGE difference. How you present yourself is one of the things if not the only thing they notice first. That means unkempt facial hair and bad combinations of clothes or even bad shoes. You also have to talk with confidence or you come off weird.

    • @snapkrr
      @snapkrr 8 років тому

      +Austin Wallett exactly

    • @AcSpartan01
      @AcSpartan01 8 років тому +16

      I'm not particularly attractive, but two things have helped my dating life more than anything.
      First. I changed up my hairstyle and wardrobe a little to something that looked better for me personally.
      Second. And much more importantly, I became more confident, seriously, confidence is like half the battle.

    • @gaminglegend1033
      @gaminglegend1033 8 років тому

      Beef Springs yup😟

    • @de20
      @de20 8 років тому

      Haole Wood yea all my female friends initially thought i was creepy. they say that i give off the "creepy aura". anyone mind explaining this to me?

  • @slapz_rs
    @slapz_rs 5 років тому +99

    "your not the first person to ride that train" 4:59 - 5:10 💀💀💀

    • @Michaelqqq
      @Michaelqqq 4 роки тому +1

      Eli Jones you’re*

    • @jp28family
      @jp28family 4 роки тому +1

      I’m Michael why do you always have the need to correct people? Can’t you see that that’s pretty rude?

    • @19-MCMXI-11
      @19-MCMXI-11 3 роки тому

      @@jp28family Proper grammar begets proper expression, and in turn proper expression begets proper communication.

    • @kosherre6243
      @kosherre6243 2 роки тому

      @@jp28family Damn we gotta treat it as if it was right or something?

  • @tapz110
    @tapz110 7 років тому +264

    I got butterflies in my stomach when he looked straight at the camera and smiled.
    I'm a straight guy.

  • @thetwingamers7562
    @thetwingamers7562 9 років тому +122

    I'll be honest, I'm not very attractive.
    A few girls say my eyes are beautiful but leave it at that.
    I've dated plenty of girls and many still queuing up.
    Let me just say, you don't have to be attractive to date an attractive woman. Have a sweet personality and when close with a girl avoid spitting.
    If a girl only likes what she sees on the outside then she isn't worth your time.
    Trust me, with past experiences

    • @thetwingamers7562
      @thetwingamers7562 9 років тому +11

      No...

    • @schrodingerwealth2290
      @schrodingerwealth2290 9 років тому

      +The Twin Gamers i'm guessing you are a rich boy or the girl look ugly

    • @thetwingamers7562
      @thetwingamers7562 9 років тому +4

      Frack Tack Not really.

    • @Jonathan_DarioH
      @Jonathan_DarioH 9 років тому

      +Destroyer 666 This foo, XD lol

    • @jeppoboy3000
      @jeppoboy3000 9 років тому

      +The Twin Gamers I second this. Simply being funny or charming seems to work much better than being attractive. :)

  • @lubnaanshaikh
    @lubnaanshaikh 8 років тому +991

    Why am i watching this even though I am MARRIED & love my wife?

    • @troytruong8246
      @troytruong8246 8 років тому +95

      Its the pride in men. We want to know if we still have game. Thats all to it. Does not mean we will cheat.

    • @jordandixon5424
      @jordandixon5424 8 років тому +52

      hey its your wife 😠😠😠

    • @TheCornbreadthief
      @TheCornbreadthief 8 років тому +45

      John Rendon his wife is named John?

    • @rampantsarcasm2220
      @rampantsarcasm2220 8 років тому +53

      so you can flirt with your wife better?

    • @Angel-em7ig
      @Angel-em7ig 8 років тому +1

      Lubnan perhaps you want to have an affair

  • @Xzaped
    @Xzaped 6 років тому +303

    no ring good. im 14 i hope they dont

  • @haramboy6932
    @haramboy6932 7 років тому +116

    How i flirt
    *walk up to girl*
    Me:Hiiii......
    *Shake hands*
    *walk away*

    • @RanjputAlshemid
      @RanjputAlshemid 5 років тому +3

      This comment is underrated, you need more likes

    • @spongeborgtheford4971
      @spongeborgtheford4971 5 років тому

      Depending on your personality this could actually work. But only if you have a way to see them again eg. school.

    • @DaddyLongLegs44
      @DaddyLongLegs44 5 років тому +2

      Actually did this. I am a train wreck.

    • @evanz1236
      @evanz1236 5 років тому

      HAHAHAHHA

  • @jakelancer9768
    @jakelancer9768 8 років тому +24

    "Passing out, or throwing up, this is normal,"
    I'm dying lmfao

  • @QTF101
    @QTF101 8 років тому +538

    this guy reminds me of Barney from "How i met your mother" 😂

  • @reecewigglesworth1123
    @reecewigglesworth1123 5 років тому +95

    me walks up to cute girl: he-
    girl: *i have a girlfriend*

    • @m3steroids438
      @m3steroids438 4 роки тому +8

      Me: *i didn't asked if you're single*

  • @imKajsa-ns2ib
    @imKajsa-ns2ib 10 років тому +210

    Guys, if you're faking "confidence" then you're being confident.

    • @imKajsa-ns2ib
      @imKajsa-ns2ib 10 років тому +24

      317S58 Sorry, I didn't understand your sentence, but it sounded something like, if you don't have confidence then when you fake it usually you end up being cocky...? I think you missed what I was trying to say, and that was confidence can't be faked. I think people think that confidence is a personality. This is really confusing to me, but it's the only thing that explains why they say, "if you fake confidence, you're faking who you are". Confidence itself is not a personality. Confidence is better described as a tool used to express your personality.

    • @imtalkingsostop
      @imtalkingsostop 10 років тому +36

      if you're not confident, fake it till you make it.

    • @oopalonga
      @oopalonga 10 років тому +22

      hmm. i faked flying and got different results = /

    • @oopalonga
      @oopalonga 9 років тому +1

      Alex Ramos lmao, how do you take contorl over that, which is by definition, outside your conscious. . . ?

    • @imKajsa-ns2ib
      @imKajsa-ns2ib 9 років тому +4

      Alex Ramos That's like saying, in order to be brave you can't be scared.

  • @hamzakazi3803
    @hamzakazi3803 9 років тому +102

    Everybody saying only hot guys can flirt without being creepy, anybody can be attractive...get a haircut that compliments your face shape, get a beard that compliments your face shape, work out, drink lots of water, take care of your skin, dress well and keep clean. if you do all those things, not only your face, but your whole body will be attractive

    • @seraph6624
      @seraph6624 9 років тому +13

      That's exactly what I do but girls don't even look at me. I'm a ghost in this world.

    • @hamzakazi3803
      @hamzakazi3803 9 років тому +24

      Xense you know what girls hate even more? guys who complain and feel sorry for themselves all the time...stop acting like you have a disability and go get laid. get plastic surgery if it's that bad bro

    • @michaeljacksonator
      @michaeljacksonator 9 років тому +1

      Hamza Kazi That doesn't happen overnight, man. hahah Also there's such a thing as a butterface

    • @mrmaxster2594
      @mrmaxster2594 9 років тому +1

      Hamza Kazi Or just get a lot of money, it works! ;D

    • @william11724
      @william11724 9 років тому

      +Xense lol Sad....

  • @joevingordon1489
    @joevingordon1489 8 років тому +25

    I watched this and it actually worked, so proud of myself

  • @dubiousss059
    @dubiousss059 4 роки тому +146

    Me: *walks up to girl*
    Her: “6 feet away please”

  • @marknutt4470
    @marknutt4470 9 років тому +488

    how to flirt:
    1. alcohol
    2. a gun

    • @robgards
      @robgards 9 років тому +27

      +Mark Nutt 3. Chloroform

    • @jbomb1414ify
      @jbomb1414ify 9 років тому +31

      4.umbrella... idk about you but I'm into some kinky shit

    • @meerkatm7117
      @meerkatm7117 9 років тому +18

      5. money

    • @vyle7830
      @vyle7830 9 років тому +31

      6. autism

    • @xXmarine9672Xx
      @xXmarine9672Xx 9 років тому +15

      7. The bus driver

  • @ethandu4828
    @ethandu4828 9 років тому +132

    How to flirt a girl in China
    1- Rich
    2- Rich
    3- Rich again

  • @chickengres
    @chickengres 9 років тому +74

    It doesn't matter, two guys can do and say the same exact thing, the ugly one will come off as creepy, the handsome one will come off as sophisticated

    • @jamessteele7102
      @jamessteele7102 9 років тому +16

      Indeed. Life is so unfair.

    • @nicktheswagmaster222
      @nicktheswagmaster222 9 років тому +16

      We live in a prejudice world.

    • @HellGod67
      @HellGod67 8 років тому +9

      +chickengres Become handsome then, seriously, this comment section is full of winers and pussies.

    • @Delpnaz
      @Delpnaz 8 років тому +8

      +HellGod67 u talk as if becoming handsome is like working out in a gym.

    • @HellGod67
      @HellGod67 8 років тому +6

      Tushar chaudhary
      Most of females are not that atractive but know how to makup, men can do something about their appearance too.

  • @jamesemeagwali8945
    @jamesemeagwali8945 6 років тому +59

    "Confidently walk over to them" *trips over a table* >.> welp

  • @tankbusta5335
    @tankbusta5335 8 років тому +38

    If you're talking about how you look, guys just be confident. If you see yourself as creepy, so will other people. If you're not satisfied with your look, get as healthy as you can. If there's nothing you can do about your look, then own it. It's all about confidence and happiness. No one is going to accept anyone that's very pessimistic and constantly beats them self up

  • @Thatothergamer01
    @Thatothergamer01 8 років тому +81

    Step 1: Be physically attractive
    Step 2: ?????
    Step 3: Profit

  • @lilyaudibert4023
    @lilyaudibert4023 9 років тому +76

    how to flirt with a girl
    1.)be nice
    2.)be funny
    3.)be yourself

    • @schrodingerwealth2290
      @schrodingerwealth2290 9 років тому +26

      +Lily Audibert how to instant flirt with a girl
      1. tell her you are rich

    • @gefaduro8038
      @gefaduro8038 9 років тому +1

      +Lily Audibert Yes! I've found that kindness is the key. It also changes the angle and purpose of meeting someone, it's not just to "screw", or have a "shitty " relationship that you can't find meaning to, being kind implies that this is about having a good time, the BOTH of you, whether there's sex or not, it will be pleasant for the BOTH of you and the relationship is for sharing each other's company in kindness and respect no matter how compatible you are or aren't.
      Being oneself is hard, being funny can be really hard to, but u don't even need to think about that, as long as you're kind, the rest will flow.

    • @KingRatt
      @KingRatt 9 років тому +18

      +Lily Audibert don't be nice you will get friend zoned.

    • @Iffmeister
      @Iffmeister 9 років тому +3

      +Gefa Duro Dude don't be too nice you'll get friendzoned like a motherfxxker. It happened to a guy I know recently and its so bad since he and the girl basically have all the same classes.

    • @gefaduro8038
      @gefaduro8038 9 років тому

      Ify Nsoha
      lol I don't remember the politics of high school...

  • @fernandoferreira1827
    @fernandoferreira1827 Рік тому +1

    I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY RIZZ AND ITS SO GOOD NOW BECAUSE OF YOU WE ARE THE REAL ALPHAS!!!!!!!!!!! THEY GET SO EXCITED WHEN I TALK TO THEM THAT THEY RUN AWAY CRYING!!!!!!!!! HIGH LEVEL RIZZZZ

  • @ShadowMosses
    @ShadowMosses 8 років тому +41

    none of the gangster limp LMAO!

  • @RatchetSprite1
    @RatchetSprite1 8 років тому +22

    One of my new favorite channels. So glad I found this channel.

  • @nikolasarthouse2379
    @nikolasarthouse2379 7 років тому +268

    Remember guys! It's all about per$$$$$$$onality

  • @ModernDatingMastery
    @ModernDatingMastery Місяць тому +1

    *One of the best ways to avoid coming off as creepy is to stay aware of her reactions. If she’s responding positively, keep the conversation going; if she’s reserved, take a step back. Mirroring her energy builds comfort and shows respect!*

  • @atasteofalex7636
    @atasteofalex7636 10 років тому +5

    Also, I love the emphasis on NOT MESSING WITH TAKEN PEOPLE. Seriously, there are so many people out there, if someone is in a relationship, PLEASE respect that.

  • @MonkeyboiTV
    @MonkeyboiTV 7 років тому +205

    What if you are still in school and if they say no you have to see them everyday

    • @ljlmagix
      @ljlmagix 6 років тому +2

      Erick Official dont you think theyve talked and u have no shot for the best friend?

    • @TheDomitrix
      @TheDomitrix 6 років тому +16

      Girls are fickle bro. Trust me, the best friend is an open shot.

    • @biggaming9075
      @biggaming9075 6 років тому +3

      Yes i hate that

    • @IsaacVI
      @IsaacVI 6 років тому +9

      I'm having the same problem too, and I can't talk to her because she knows I like her and it will make things awkward as fuck.

    • @biggus6633
      @biggus6633 6 років тому +41

      Durotan Gaming
      Be persistent but not to the point where it seems like harassment. Joke around and tell her when are the two of you going to have dinner. Or when is the next date. If she has a boyfriend tell her, “when your boyfriend dumps your ass I’ll be here for you on the rebound.” Also, flirt with her anyways to get some practice. You already got rejected. What the worst that can happen? Nothing! If you can get her to laugh or smile, despite her rejecting you, then she might like you anyways, and she might consider you for a potential mate in the future. Remember you’re supposed to be a confident man! Don’t let things get awkward! If you do, then she will realize she made the right choice in rejecting you and will warn all her friends or companions that you’re a lil bitch. Keep trying and annoy her just a little bit. But remember to get at it with someone else. Move on! You lost the girl you like. Get someone else and when you do, she might get jealous when you stop giving her the attention. Trust me man, I’ve done/seen this before. Listen to this: don’t fall in love with someone you have no relationship with. Don’t get all worked up over a girl you’ve got nothing going on with. Your goal is to get at it with as many girls as you can, but to treat them right. Just have a good time and show her a good time too. Don’t worry about anything like the a future together. Worry about building yourself as a man. At a young age no girl is worth anything. Don’t waste your money on a girl. I’m not saying don’t spend money on her or whatever, just remember to save and make some money for yourself so you can spend it on more important stuff like savings and investments (or presents that will get you some pussy). Then when you’re financially secure, and mature, you can start thinking about love and possibly marriage and children. At that point you will be a man and have plenty of experience in relationships and will have the skills and abilities to have a long and happy relationship with a beautiful wife. This is how the game works.
      Good luck, man!

  • @l0nghaul362
    @l0nghaul362 8 років тому +292

    I stopped watching when he said to quit if you see a ring, that's my fucking specialty B)

  • @KinOksana
    @KinOksana 6 років тому +6

    From a girly point of view I like your tips and I think they work pretty naturally, eye contact, a smile, nothing overly forced or 'I'm alpha' shit. I hate when guys try to do aggressive pick up on me, I spot that instantly and just wish guys didn't stuff their heads with this pick up bullshit going around. On a side note: you're really fun to watch! Keep up the good job :)

  • @carolinechalue9029
    @carolinechalue9029 8 років тому +609

    Lol , I've been single for 18 years

    • @wesleysnipes8053
      @wesleysnipes8053 8 років тому +26

      Alyssa Chalue1 ahahahahahah..… same

    • @perparimbytyci6982
      @perparimbytyci6982 7 років тому +3

      Same here man

    • @georgerobertson1054
      @georgerobertson1054 7 років тому +16

      Caroline Chalue:
      Same, however, I’m 18 so I don’t think it’s too bad.

    • @xxklokxxcolt
      @xxklokxxcolt 7 років тому +2

      Caroline Chalue I've been single since 2013

    • @connorcombs3571
      @connorcombs3571 7 років тому +9

      Caroline Chalue I’ve been single for 12 years. I am 12.

  • @jake_elwood
    @jake_elwood 7 років тому +45

    I've always been pretty good at flirting like last week, I was going to class and I started pulling out the wrong chair and this girl says "I think you have the wrong seat" so I played it off with "well then, I pulled it out for you" she says "oh, what a gentlemen" and we've been talking a lot since then.

    • @Alderite
      @Alderite 6 років тому +4

      Good move. after 1 year what happened now

    • @jethrobrosas1431
      @jethrobrosas1431 6 років тому +19

      @@Alderite they have 3 kids now...

    • @atomic8681
      @atomic8681 5 років тому

      @Noble 6 where did you learn that, kid?

    • @Jsrf88
      @Jsrf88 5 років тому +1

      Update?

    • @FunnyDolphin782
      @FunnyDolphin782 2 роки тому

      @@atomic8681 Situational opener. Very effective due to the spontaneity..

  • @LuisRivera-vo1be
    @LuisRivera-vo1be 7 років тому +581

    Guy: (makes eye contact and smile)
    Feminist: RAPE

  • @thebrain678
    @thebrain678 5 років тому +46

    Misinterpreted advice now I'm on death row.

  • @TheOriginalBendejo
    @TheOriginalBendejo 10 років тому +111

    Why is this in my recommended videos? Okay, I'll bite...

  • @ThinkOneMoreTime
    @ThinkOneMoreTime 8 років тому +32

    For you acting like being ugly means you can't pick up girls: You're deluded, just look around you.
    Anyway here are a few important tips, if you're not already doing them, do the following:
    - Stay hydrated, drink water, it shows!!
    - Shave or trim your beard and ALL facial hair regularly. Even if you have a big beard, trim it.
    - Shower, use deodorant, floss, use a cleanser and face cream - every day.
    - Use perfume, one small spray in the air, then walk through.
    - Invest in new clothes, it doesn't have to be expensive.
    If you go out you will see a big percentage of guys who do not know these, yet they are so important!

  • @faiz8844
    @faiz8844 7 років тому +72

    1. I watched alpha m. video
    2. went to school
    3. approach to a girl
    4.had sex in bed
    5.then my mom woke me up for school

    • @moonman323
      @moonman323 6 років тому +1

      B R that joke went over your head

    • @kumbi8368
      @kumbi8368 6 років тому +2

      Did she wake up the girl too?

  • @cosmicbrambleclawv2
    @cosmicbrambleclawv2 2 роки тому +10

    I remember a time in college I got to the small talk stage and suddenly forgot how to walk 😂 much to my dismay my friends took matters into their own hands, one asked her to wait and the others dragged/pushed me over to the girl which was extremely embarrassing and only made the situation worse
    The worst part is we lived in the same dorm so I saw her again a few times afterward 🤦‍♂️ HER friend even tried to help me out (without me asking) when she saw us in the dorm (also embarrassing and didn't go well) definitely needed this video back then

  • @thealancorp.2394
    @thealancorp.2394 8 років тому +105

    Should I do the crip walk.

  • @imbi9580
    @imbi9580 7 років тому +10

    AAROINN WHERE TF ARE YOU WHEN I WAS IN HIGHSCHOOL LAST YEARRR?! You a life saver man im saving this bcs im a sucker when it comes to women

  • @MachineRocka305
    @MachineRocka305 2 роки тому +3

    This is exactly how to not be an incel and to be a gentleman. Just honestly meeting other people, being respectful and maybe or not exiting. Perfect mang! If anything else this is a confidence booster for everyone if they follow it.

  • @bshaun2740
    @bshaun2740 4 роки тому +26

    Bro I was just following her home making sure she was safe. Then she started jogging. So I followed along. Then she was full sprinting. She kept looking back at me (I think we were flirting) she started screaming help so I tried catching up to her. Next thing I know she was on the phone while running. I yelled to her “Im coming!” to try and comfort her. She started screaming even louder. A few seconds later I see flashing blue and red lights. They pulled us over while we were running and asked us if anything was wrong. Obviously nothing was wrong. I wanted her number so while I was speaking to the officer I rapidly reached for my phone in my back pocket. I was then shot in the chest 14 times. The only thing that saved me was our ever lasting love. So the cops left and we went back to her place. I got to meet a bunch of celebrities. Elvis Presly, Kobe Bryant, Micheal Jackson and a ton of others that I thought were dead. Moral of the story, it always okay to follow her home.

  • @陈素星-q1u
    @陈素星-q1u 9 років тому +233

    I'm a girl, and I have no idea why I'm watching this.

    • @alysq
      @alysq 9 років тому +2

      Haha me too

    • @robert4you
      @robert4you 9 років тому +8

      Susan Chen The important question: Is he right or are his advices BS? Could be interesting to hear a woman's take on this ;-)

    • @thereecious
      @thereecious 9 років тому +15

      Susan Chen So you can build a wall of defense against people who attempt this.
      "Oh you're trying to flirt with me... yeah I saw that youtube video too"

    • @thereecious
      @thereecious 9 років тому +1

      James N. Gouveia negative captain I'm not single. Please pass your spam onto others.

    • @charmingyoutuber2408
      @charmingyoutuber2408 9 років тому

      Same over here

  • @JDMricist
    @JDMricist 11 років тому +6

    You sir, are a god! The only tips I've seen that actually make sense.

  • @NamIsIll
    @NamIsIll 10 років тому +19

    for an unshaven hobbit looking guy with 2 earrings he sure is confident as hell

    • @marry11109
      @marry11109 10 років тому +27

      Confidence overrides all his flaws

    • @teepowers1960
      @teepowers1960 10 років тому +12

      I like Hobbits...hes cute

    • @clray123
      @clray123 10 років тому +2

      Tee Powers but he looks like an unkempt hobbit version of Ahmadinejad

    • @fatwall16
      @fatwall16 10 років тому +1

      Most woman find beards attractive, and what's wrong with two earrings on a guy? Lol a lot of guys wear two earrings.

    • @jswchiro
      @jswchiro 10 років тому

      clray123 so true. Trying to alpha his way back in to power

  • @Wha_SAAB
    @Wha_SAAB 5 років тому +57

    After watching this video:
    Girl: Looks at me.
    Me: You like Jazz?

  • @JoeJOhnson-di1kr
    @JoeJOhnson-di1kr 8 років тому +52

    None of that GANGSTA LIMP

  • @LyonFujoshiTrishula
    @LyonFujoshiTrishula 8 років тому +5

    I'm a woman but I'm binge watching this channel's videos because they're so informative, insightful, and fun to watch!

  • @e-tox2177
    @e-tox2177 8 років тому +252

    Im sorry man I HAVE TO CRIP WALK HOMIE

  • @ranvids
    @ranvids 5 років тому +13

    Step 1: Look incredibly handsome