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  • @mokadelic4037
    @mokadelic4037 Місяць тому +5555

    Bro came out of his hideout like an ancient draugr overlord from Skyrim

    • @badewumi5368
      @badewumi5368 Місяць тому +44

      😂

    • @Rfox305
      @Rfox305 Місяць тому +37

      😂😂😂

    • @MC_BRASS
      @MC_BRASS Місяць тому +23

      on god

    • @Liberal_Triggerer
      @Liberal_Triggerer Місяць тому +63

      Careful, you’re gonna make a Liberal cry.

    • @adminotaku4799
      @adminotaku4799 Місяць тому +58

      @@Liberal_Triggerer Liberals Cry like a bird fly. At the smallest movements.

  • @K_esco
    @K_esco Місяць тому +6967

    Guy walked out like Mr Burns

    • @Rock_025
      @Rock_025 Місяць тому +192

      Yoooo he really did

    • @GoodPiffGaming
      @GoodPiffGaming Місяць тому +212

      Excellent

    • @Tawleyn
      @Tawleyn Місяць тому +29

      Naw, he was waiting to figure out which hand he needed to hold open the door when he walked through. He was walking slowly because people were ahead of him, and he had to wait for the door to open. When it opened, you can see he started walking normally.
      Open your damn eyes.

    • @johnnyb1030
      @johnnyb1030 Місяць тому +20

      Exactly! Bahahaha

    • @user-eamQvqpoqe
      @user-eamQvqpoqe Місяць тому +78

      @@Tawleyn Ya know, like all of us space aliens do.

  • @b67us
    @b67us Місяць тому +402

    3:19 joe looks like emperor palpatine 😳

    • @MarkConway73
      @MarkConway73 Місяць тому +20

      Something something something..dark-side.
      Something something something...anyway.

    • @kendrick9734
      @kendrick9734 Місяць тому +20

      @@MarkConway73look we finally beat jedicare

    • @herpderp4078
      @herpderp4078 Місяць тому +8

      He has control of the senate and the courts he's too dangerous

    • @Honestly_take_the_hint
      @Honestly_take_the_hint Місяць тому +3

      And a mix of C3PO but more of a creepy’o

    • @mitchhamilton64
      @mitchhamilton64 Місяць тому

      bro seriously cannot win with you guys. god forbid he does something that is actually decent and not made fun of over the dumbest things with you people

  • @DontCareSniffHair
    @DontCareSniffHair Місяць тому +2941

    Reporter asked "do you regret saying Trump is threat to democracy" as he shuffled away...

    • @ColombianAssassin
      @ColombianAssassin Місяць тому +260

      ​@@YBaznatovso did Jesus

    • @sirhc8927
      @sirhc8927 Місяць тому +58

      @@YBaznatovcommunist b

    • @kittentacticalwarfare1140
      @kittentacticalwarfare1140 Місяць тому +181

      ​@@YBaznatovhe formed his own socialist clique, he made facism cuz italian socialists were not radical enough.
      Unless trump is a radical socialist, your comparison is meaningless.

    • @halvorson566
      @halvorson566 Місяць тому +5

      @@YBaznatov so did I

    • @mountuplikeaneagle
      @mountuplikeaneagle Місяць тому +39

      ​@@ColombianAssassinJESUS DIED AND WAS DEAD FOR 3 DAYS THEN ROSE FROM THE DEAD
      DON'T COMPARE JESUS TO ANYONE, EVER!!!!!

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 Місяць тому +10942

    Joe Biden is literally the embodiment of me waking up five in the morning without coffee.

    • @pauperslament3467
      @pauperslament3467 Місяць тому +208

      Hungover and looking for reason.

    • @dkchen
      @dkchen Місяць тому +25

      😂 goodness

    • @MarsE23
      @MarsE23 Місяць тому +97

      I mean.. u need a cup of joe.

    • @456death654
      @456death654 Місяць тому +16

      Literally me right now, 4:55 getting ready for work

    • @traincore1955
      @traincore1955 Місяць тому +14

      Me going to my night shift job without taking my vitamin D pills and Monster energy

  • @waffleox
    @waffleox Місяць тому +7700

    He nailed the part where he mentioned vice president Harris.

    • @steventrojanowski3595
      @steventrojanowski3595 Місяць тому +42

      Hahaha

    • @JensHove
      @JensHove Місяць тому +182

      Who's a good boy?

    • @enclave315
      @enclave315 Місяць тому +104

      ​@@JensHovehey show some respect he's the goodest boy

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 Місяць тому +66

      now Trump only needs to learn that his wife's name isn't Mercedes. why do we have two people running for presidency that are way beyond "just a bit old"? sigh

    • @Sargon_of_Cincinnati
      @Sargon_of_Cincinnati Місяць тому +18

      She knows they are done. Everything up in smoke.

  • @LR-420
    @LR-420 Місяць тому +161

    "Havevusavahavah"
    Interpreter: 💃

    • @WAEVOICE
      @WAEVOICE Місяць тому +2

      Ironically, that symbol is foreign to me.

    • @Nmr1987_
      @Nmr1987_ Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @TwoGendersOnly
    @TwoGendersOnly Місяць тому +182

    Someone took AI Biden off the charger too early. He is still in power saving mode

    • @TechNorbee
      @TechNorbee Місяць тому +4

      every moment I thought he could fall asleep at any time 🤣😂💤💤💤💤

  • @Brother-Franz
    @Brother-Franz Місяць тому +5613

    Poor Kids in a few years they need to write an essay about todays events .....

    • @DefeatLust
      @DefeatLust Місяць тому +179

      Daaamn essays!!!!

    • @thorxn1382
      @thorxn1382 Місяць тому +31

      ​@@DefeatLustIndian comments

    • @vincentjanse
      @vincentjanse Місяць тому +211

      Keep in mind that videos and comments like ours will be examined by historians in the future.

    • @Ricolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Ricolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Місяць тому +53

      Lol people don't write essays now. AI does that.

    • @nemesisnick66
      @nemesisnick66 Місяць тому +107

      lol you think kids will be able to write in a few years when they already cant read

  • @dankthemuffinman
    @dankthemuffinman Місяць тому +1186

    Chat was funny as hell in this clip "Homeless Security"

    • @inadad8878
      @inadad8878 Місяць тому +15

      that is what i heard

    • @StephenGeorge
      @StephenGeorge Місяць тому +37

      Google's closed captioning has improved greatly and even the captions thought Biden said homeless security at 1:33 and 1:39

    • @Hans-so-low
      @Hans-so-low Місяць тому +8

      Ok it wasn't only me hearing that

    • @lucasimel1773
      @lucasimel1773 Місяць тому +8

      I was watching with captions on and no volume and it said homeless security twice so I had to turn volume on to make sure it was correct.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Місяць тому +11

      @@janus3555 20 seconds to turning “homeland” into “homeless”. No one can do that😂

  • @ChristianHuye
    @ChristianHuye Місяць тому +569

    1:28 “my Homeless Security Team”😭😭😭😭

    • @betterjustice6697
      @betterjustice6697 Місяць тому +57

      Even the subtitles called it homeless xD

    • @faaskee7071
      @faaskee7071 Місяць тому +34

      1:37 also haha

    • @kostaspassias3815
      @kostaspassias3815 Місяць тому

      Why are you laughing? This is all part of Biden's new initiative to provide jobs to homeless people. Personally though, I wouldn't have chosen a security position.

    • @ciaranReal
      @ciaranReal Місяць тому +7

      😂 I heard that too

    • @desmondyung
      @desmondyung Місяць тому +10

      What does that even mean?

  • @serrelentless
    @serrelentless Місяць тому +52

    Bro walked out like a Walking dead extra.

  • @cicada4
    @cicada4 Місяць тому +2188

    This is the equivalent of youtubers telling their fans not to spam hate messages in other youtubers comment sections.

    • @heavygaming6596
      @heavygaming6596 Місяць тому +54

      😂😂😂

    • @ratmanblackgrew7846
      @ratmanblackgrew7846 Місяць тому +22

      its a free world, its a free world....😂😂😂🤣

    • @chiquita683
      @chiquita683 Місяць тому

      While they post a video about why the other UA-camr is a terrible person. Democrats lies caused this. Its time they own it

    • @khatdubell
      @khatdubell Місяць тому +99

      Your analogy is a bit off, because he is one of the people spamming the hate messages

    • @jeremyski9961
      @jeremyski9961 Місяць тому +12

      ​@@khatdubellTDS?

  • @opensolaris6218
    @opensolaris6218 Місяць тому +3319

    Walked out of the room like Nosferatu.

    • @Raulsta1985
      @Raulsta1985 Місяць тому +65

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @silasspeaks3301
      @silasspeaks3301 Місяць тому +57

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣

    • @garrett5974
      @garrett5974 Місяць тому +8

      lol

    • @huntmart2110
      @huntmart2110 Місяць тому +52

      “Ain’t nothing wrong with me man, I’m built different”

    • @WinterDominus
      @WinterDominus Місяць тому +12

      Burst out laughing. So accurate 😂

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup Місяць тому +531

    Am I the only one who hears "FBI" and immediately thinks "well there it goes, we're never going to know what really happened". Is it just me?

    • @OhItsTweed
      @OhItsTweed Місяць тому +73

      No you're not. My first thought was this is the same organization that's been going after him for years. And they do the investigation? Are we serious?

    • @RichyRich2607
      @RichyRich2607 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@OhItsTweedWho else? Sheriff Department lol?

    • @matthewsharpe393
      @matthewsharpe393 Місяць тому

      Private investigation​@@RichyRich2607

    • @captaincooool
      @captaincooool Місяць тому +43

      @@RichyRich2607 you're trying to dismiss an obvious concern, but if you've been paying attention... what he said is true. Why would anyone have any trust in the FBI these days?

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 Місяць тому +15

      ​@@RichyRich2607 unironically more trusted, or are you going to deny that?

  • @bretts3046
    @bretts3046 Місяць тому +66

    The Nosferatu walk from the podium to the exit was classic.

  • @tomayto70
    @tomayto70 Місяць тому +2193

    Those zombie hands at the end go crazy

    • @OMG_ITS_NG
      @OMG_ITS_NG Місяць тому +11

      😂

    • @NewsofPE
      @NewsofPE Місяць тому +39

      nah dude, that's a mummy

    • @lonewulf0328
      @lonewulf0328 Місяць тому +38

      Thats the Mr. Burns walk. Same hand position.

    • @RPGOverviews
      @RPGOverviews Місяць тому +4

      monster mash

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 Місяць тому +2

      Got Mr. Burns energy there.

  • @justthevoicebackup280
    @justthevoicebackup280 Місяць тому +1374

    He walked away like Palpatine.

    • @Ricky-mo6mv
      @Ricky-mo6mv Місяць тому +7

      Yes!

    • @Gouken.07
      @Gouken.07 Місяць тому +52

      Bro at least Palpatine had a functioning brain

    • @Achieme
      @Achieme Місяць тому +2

      Was gonna say he walked liked a dinosaur

    • @astro3
      @astro3 Місяць тому +15

      Free Palpatine

    • @whenpigsfly8178
      @whenpigsfly8178 Місяць тому +3

      Like Palpatine after a force lightning reflection..

  • @ryanraymond6282
    @ryanraymond6282 Місяць тому +40

    "Trust the F.B.I" ?!?! 😂😂😂

  • @kyguy3242
    @kyguy3242 Місяць тому +29

    Each time he said "Homeland" it sounded more and more like "Homeless."

  • @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb
    @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb Місяць тому +2792

    The fbi hasn’t even found out who brought the cocaine to the White House.

    • @LordRykard9376
      @LordRykard9376 Місяць тому +103

      It's probably Joe's

    • @Chippaization
      @Chippaization Місяць тому +40

      it's been the 2nd or 3rd time iirc

    • @Blugater
      @Blugater Місяць тому +193

      ​@@LordRykard9376everyone knows it's Hunter

    • @cameronl1859
      @cameronl1859 Місяць тому +14

      ​@@BlugaterHunter likes crack not coke

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin Місяць тому +56

      @@Blugater The guy with a history of drug abuse, who was walking around in a daze, with white powder on his face the night before it was found? Nah, couldn't have been.

  • @OGSF_Apoc
    @OGSF_Apoc Місяць тому +335

    Bro, when he leaves he's holding his hands up like the Emperor from Star Wars! XD

    • @bjornironsides6474
      @bjornironsides6474 Місяць тому +3

      Hahahaha😂

    • @druxusthemage9806
      @druxusthemage9806 Місяць тому +2

      That's funny but for real that's worries me the dude can't even walk right

    • @quipsilvervr
      @quipsilvervr Місяць тому +3

      How else is he going to channel lightning? xD

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 Місяць тому

      Well, when he was vp he had to fight off obama bouncing back his lighning and melting his brain. Did you not see that documentary?

    • @chrisanderson6466
      @chrisanderson6466 Місяць тому +1

      *Trump walks in pushes down two guards* joe: you survived.. how?

  • @gordanramsey3195
    @gordanramsey3195 Місяць тому +29

    the lady throwing up gang signs is better than the reels with subway surfers and gta driving!

  • @hullzor970
    @hullzor970 Місяць тому +5

    The hands at the end made him look like Mr.Burns ''back to my crypt''

    • @mitchhamilton64
      @mitchhamilton64 Місяць тому

      bro seriously cannot win with you guys. god forbid he does something that is actually decent and not made fun of over the dumbest things with you people

  • @Bluepie410
    @Bluepie410 Місяць тому +1853

    Damn he took "stay awake" pill

    • @MidWitPride
      @MidWitPride Місяць тому

      Biden's campaign has been hinging on his pharmacist for half a decade by now.

    • @doomfanboy9413
      @doomfanboy9413 Місяць тому

      my pp swole

    • @Longboardguyy
      @Longboardguyy Місяць тому +27

      Addy

    • @Xosumnos
      @Xosumnos Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Max_Ohm
      @Max_Ohm Місяць тому +17

      Probably just someone else in a mask.

  • @dunamisd
    @dunamisd Місяць тому +828

    Dang man he managed to actually stay coherent and cool for a full minute, but the confused t rex in the end lol

    • @firstname4382
      @firstname4382 Місяць тому +32

      he missed a couple words, many syllables, and slurred the whole way through.

    • @trent617tw
      @trent617tw Місяць тому +42

      Yeah, he was cool and coherent for a few full minutes, kinda blew me away for a min. Wasn't sure he still had this in him. And then, T-rex arms... it's so good

    • @wizardcat5220
      @wizardcat5220 Місяць тому +17

      ​@firstname4382 Well yes, but it was clear what he was saying the whole time, and there weren't any major word substitutions. So not bad compared to past performances.

    • @keterclassentity6716
      @keterclassentity6716 Місяць тому

      autistic ppl do that. its pretty common

    • @dunamisd
      @dunamisd Місяць тому +4

      @@wizardcat5220 oh definitely I was impressed, which is kinda sad

  • @quantumx9924
    @quantumx9924 Місяць тому +13

    that sign language translator was on point

  • @commandertoons594
    @commandertoons594 Місяць тому +23

    The Ghoul from Fallout

    • @chrisanderson6466
      @chrisanderson6466 Місяць тому

      Joe smelling ice cream a mile away.. *ghoul screams and runs limpingly*

    • @user-hb4gq6ru2i
      @user-hb4gq6ru2i Місяць тому

      Smooooooooothskin

  • @BeastGamingHD
    @BeastGamingHD Місяць тому +690

    THE ZOMBIE WALK AT THE END LOLLLL. BRO IS AN ACTUAL AI

    • @joelzinho4600
      @joelzinho4600 Місяць тому +12

      My god once you see it you cannot unseen it. I wonder if the aliens living in Antartica are also watching?

    • @2roly2
      @2roly2 Місяць тому +5

      it's a defective clone

    • @PEAKENTV
      @PEAKENTV Місяць тому +2

      AI can process and answer way faster than you or him lmao

    • @systemrecords9708
      @systemrecords9708 Місяць тому +4

      I noticed it too. That's the parksions grip and that zombie shuffle of a spry 100 year old man.

    • @x_yzk
      @x_yzk Місяць тому

      Thats some CoD Zombie stuff😭😭😭

  • @ghostsmoke11
    @ghostsmoke11 Місяць тому +775

    bro the way he walked out of the room like a zombie or a mummy wtf...

    • @OtherSideOfMorning
      @OtherSideOfMorning Місяць тому +25

      like a roomba

    • @Trehlas
      @Trehlas Місяць тому +17

      @@OtherSideOfMorning Nah, Roombas have way more pep in their step.

    • @kkvv3699
      @kkvv3699 Місяць тому +13

      dementia symptom

    • @gufnox
      @gufnox Місяць тому +6

      He is not far from being a zombie himself.

    • @idyllsend6481
      @idyllsend6481 Місяць тому +9

      He must have had a drug to keep himself awake, his speech was better than usual, but his hands were stiff.

  • @russells6234
    @russells6234 Місяць тому +6

    Is that the same fbi that’s covered up hunter’s laptop and Ashley’s diary?

    • @mitchhamilton64
      @mitchhamilton64 Місяць тому

      yall still on about this laptop? like, do you even genuinely know what that claim is, or did you hear "hunter laptop=bad" and just went off from there?

  • @robertcolvin4323
    @robertcolvin4323 Місяць тому +9

    Did he just walk out the room like Mr. Burns?!

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow Місяць тому +3

      meanwhile in the oval office.
      "Wonderful speech sir, they believed every word, Im sure of it."
      "Excellent... you may leave now Smithers."
      "That Kamala."
      " _SMITHERS_ "
      "Yes, sir."

  • @Ahriman_The_Dark_Fallen
    @Ahriman_The_Dark_Fallen Місяць тому +1805

    He dropped Homeless Security Advisor and walked out like a zombie.
    Classic Biden

    • @budthecyborg4575
      @budthecyborg4575 Місяць тому +23

      1:31 Whether that's a real fumble is a bit grey but he's definitely slurring his words.

    • @theyellowmeaning7507
      @theyellowmeaning7507 Місяць тому

      fk biden, whole family barring the kids should be in gitmo.
      but he actually did say homeland security. or at least "homelinssecurity". he's just REALLY slurring his words. 1:32

    • @thelemonwho
      @thelemonwho Місяць тому +3

      I read this first and that's all I could hear. 😂

    • @ed-bar
      @ed-bar Місяць тому +5

      ​@@budthecyborg4575grey how? He said it twice in eight seconds from your time stamp.

    • @bell770
      @bell770 Місяць тому +3

      Heard it too!

  • @lHAZ4RD
    @lHAZ4RD Місяць тому +928

    Homeless security team. Homeless security advisor.

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 Місяць тому +31

      that's what I was hearing too

    • @toastman8382
      @toastman8382 Місяць тому

      Bidenomics forcing everyone out on the streets

    • @fishstks9677
      @fishstks9677 Місяць тому +54

      I mean have you seen rent prices?

    • @bratecyo
      @bratecyo Місяць тому +6

      don't think, don't think, keep it for FBI 😂

    • @josiahkepley
      @josiahkepley Місяць тому +2

      I wonder if he just sleeps in the corner during briefings lol

  • @kaladesh01
    @kaladesh01 Місяць тому +7

    He left like Mr Burns 🤣🤣

  • @Honestly_take_the_hint
    @Honestly_take_the_hint Місяць тому +6

    He called for a bulls eye on Donald trump. His words

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion Місяць тому +892

    Just found out that people were apparently pointing this guy out before it happened to the cops. This is a really bad look America....

    • @xFlazz
      @xFlazz Місяць тому

      ​​@@Fitya America is the main character. Europe is irrelevant.

    • @mina_loi
      @mina_loi Місяць тому +17

      ​@@Fityaain't it

    • @bullmoosevelt4495
      @bullmoosevelt4495 Місяць тому +162

      @@FityaYou say that like your governments are so much better….

    • @sammysalgado1475
      @sammysalgado1475 Місяць тому +25

      Mind your own business ​@Fitya

    • @ch3nz3n
      @ch3nz3n Місяць тому +119

      @@Fitya "USA can`t really look worse to the world"
      When compared to what's happening in Europe and the Middle East, we ain't doing so bad. We're STILL apparently the best thing going on this side of the world tho, otherwise why are people flocking here in record numbers? We must not be THAT bad.

  • @pukk9445
    @pukk9445 Місяць тому +2178

    8 years calling Trump a Nazi and they pretend to be surprised this happened

    • @SkellyHertz
      @SkellyHertz Місяць тому

      Not like Trump hasn't been calling Biden's family a crime family or anything...

    • @killerboba
      @killerboba Місяць тому +79

      Been calling adolf that for over 70 years... whats your point ?

    • @kavalogue
      @kavalogue Місяць тому +472

      Are you actually serious or are you being willfully facetious to convey lack of care? ​@@killerboba

    • @biankapaloma
      @biankapaloma Місяць тому +341

      ​@@killerboba this is top stupid comment. 😅 Congratulations.

    • @WSW0424
      @WSW0424 Місяць тому

      @@killerboba are you mentally impaired?

  • @normalaggain
    @normalaggain Місяць тому +5

    You did it Joe you answered none of their questions. When he walked off I swear I was looking at Simpson live action Monty Burns. 😅

  • @knighttemplaroftentacult7123
    @knighttemplaroftentacult7123 Місяць тому +3

    3:15 "old vampire goes into a coffin" walk.

    • @chrisanderson6466
      @chrisanderson6466 Місяць тому +2

      Also the sign language lady looks like she is done with this shit also lol

  • @fadefromsight4745
    @fadefromsight4745 Місяць тому +1112

    All four of them can't believe that dude missed yesterday.

    • @michaelscrivani2721
      @michaelscrivani2721 Місяць тому +147

      I’m sure they all had prepared some consoling words for the grieving republic but their attempt failed.

    • @-EndlessHorizon
      @-EndlessHorizon Місяць тому +26

      Damn... I guess next time we shouldn't use reddit spergs in our next attempt - the elites

    • @YOU-th3vt
      @YOU-th3vt Місяць тому

      🤦🤦🤦🤦

    • @RyHow
      @RyHow Місяць тому

      ​​@@-EndlessHorizonTrump > nonce biden

    • @Nero0328
      @Nero0328 Місяць тому +20

      Trump: Nano-machines, son!

  • @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb
    @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb Місяць тому +592

    Why the fuck does Kamala looks like she’s about to start laughing

    • @marloncebo242
      @marloncebo242 Місяць тому

      She's always been demented. Could you imagine if Biden is no longer with us and she becomes president? The media will suddenly act like they didn't know she was a cackling harpy this entire time.

    • @gjp3863
      @gjp3863 Місяць тому +209

      Hyenas cannot control their sneers.

    • @lancevance2005
      @lancevance2005 Місяць тому +125

      She realizes the absurdity of the fact someone like her is in the position she's in

    • @MaxG-jk8ty
      @MaxG-jk8ty Місяць тому +30

      She's drunk.

    • @bigdawgggbachi5394
      @bigdawgggbachi5394 Місяць тому

      You schizos see what you want and hear what you want and believe what you want…reality doesn’t exist..you need help

  • @robw9852
    @robw9852 Місяць тому +17

    3 of the people responsible for the attempt, go on tv to discuss how saddened they are that this happened.

  • @TickleThatMonkey
    @TickleThatMonkey Місяць тому +1

    The '3am T-Rex walk towards the fridge in the dark looking for a night snack' at the end

  • @chasedyer5950
    @chasedyer5950 Місяць тому +1068

    Bro struggles with every single word. Absolute 1HP

    • @Tathanic
      @Tathanic Місяць тому +34

      All humans have 1HP

    • @marcj9710
      @marcj9710 Місяць тому +20

      Lmfao at 1HP

    • @kylesawkon4074
      @kylesawkon4074 Місяць тому +7

      Lol “I could do this all night”

    • @S2DR
      @S2DR Місяць тому +5

      Because he is concerned

    • @loadingnewads
      @loadingnewads Місяць тому +10

      with scarlet rot😕

  • @SaulTeeNutz
    @SaulTeeNutz Місяць тому +655

    That image of Trump raising his fist up high with the flag in the background will go down in American history for years to come.

    • @sintho357
      @sintho357 Місяць тому +82

      yeah that image will be in countless history books

    • @Popcorn_Pillow
      @Popcorn_Pillow Місяць тому +79

      Legit based image

    • @queenbrightwingthe3890
      @queenbrightwingthe3890 Місяць тому +32

      @@sintho357 You think US kids even read books lol.

    • @pk6546
      @pk6546 Місяць тому +50

      @@queenbrightwingthe3890 Thats why the picture is important. It would shape more people opinion on it than any writen news about it.

    • @ForOne814
      @ForOne814 Місяць тому

      @@bobbyrabii6119 mate, you literally have Biden in office currently. There's no need to wonder.

  • @Anfa18
    @Anfa18 Місяць тому +2

    omg, the t-rex arms at the end really says it all.

  • @nindroid4795
    @nindroid4795 Місяць тому +2

    Man was walking like palpatine there for a moment

  • @bald_chicken
    @bald_chicken Місяць тому +812

    Inflation is so fucking crazy, his security is homeless.

    • @jimmiekarlsson4458
      @jimmiekarlsson4458 Місяць тому +16

      Inflation aint got shit to do with him however. Every single country on earth has increased inflation

    • @spud69g
      @spud69g Місяць тому +5

      And that right there should make people question where its all going but theyre happy with scapegoats.

    • @LANsolo12
      @LANsolo12 Місяць тому

      @@jimmiekarlsson44588 trillion dollars printed under Biden’s watch

    • @Mr.Sr.Jr.
      @Mr.Sr.Jr. Місяць тому +2

      Homeland*

    • @kaznika6584
      @kaznika6584 Місяць тому +8

      ​@jimmiekarlsson4458 Yeah cause they're all printing money 😅

  • @skibbitybebop
    @skibbitybebop Місяць тому +1532

    Crazy how Destiny managed to have a more unhinged take and look worse than Biden

    • @iceydicey77
      @iceydicey77 Місяць тому +332

      What did bungie do

    • @Juryoku_
      @Juryoku_ Місяць тому +18

      Facts don’t care about your feelings

    • @mob4115
      @mob4115 Місяць тому +184

      @@iceydicey77destiny the streamer probably

    • @Milanis74
      @Milanis74 Місяць тому +65

      ​@@iceydicey77lolololol

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Місяць тому +84

      Schizomaxxing Destiny

  • @snake45aiman
    @snake45aiman Місяць тому +3

    kinda surprised he don't start the speech with ice cream joke again

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow Місяць тому +3

    Biden must be heartbroken that his VP almost died, I hear he was inconsolable when he phoned the Ukrainian President Putin.

  • @LivingFire_BurningFlame
    @LivingFire_BurningFlame Місяць тому +1184

    No matter what side of the political spectrum you're in. This was sad and unacceptable.

    • @nathanflinchum1153
      @nathanflinchum1153 Місяць тому +133

      Facts, no one with any sense of empathy should ever disagree with that

    • @jamieround2784
      @jamieround2784 Місяць тому +1

      It was sad and unacceptable to the left because the attempt failed.

    • @yme3267
      @yme3267 Місяць тому +38

      Not true at all! Some political spectrums want this lol

    • @Userf451
      @Userf451 Місяць тому +181

      @@nathanflinchum1153Democrats are constantly saying they are voting for Biden because he has empathy and compassion. The comments section proves the Democrat voters don’t.

    • @Chad-bc9vi
      @Chad-bc9vi Місяць тому +1

      ​@@yme3267 that would be my political spectrum

  • @liamemptage579
    @liamemptage579 Місяць тому +295

    Why does he walk around like he's missing his piano.

    • @OMG_ITS_NG
      @OMG_ITS_NG Місяць тому +6

      😂

    • @electricwindgodfedora3453
      @electricwindgodfedora3453 Місяць тому +6

      dementia

    • @blackened872
      @blackened872 Місяць тому +1

      @@electricwindgodfedora3453exactly. It’s the dementia walk.

    • @liamemptage579
      @liamemptage579 Місяць тому

      @@blackened872 fr I used to care for a guy with frontal lobe epilepsy who would walk around in the same manner.

    • @jonbeingjon
      @jonbeingjon Місяць тому

      Or like a old cartoon vampire

  • @chilledcoke
    @chilledcoke Місяць тому

    Why did he start with "Alright" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bananas1318
    @bananas1318 Місяць тому +1

    The person doing ninjutsu always distracts me

  • @Jon-xc3ns
    @Jon-xc3ns Місяць тому +89

    the way he just turned and walked out of the room with his arms just slightly above his waist is hilarious lmao

  • @gilmer3718
    @gilmer3718 Місяць тому +674

    Why am I not comforted by him saying the FBI will get to the bottom of it?

    • @Yarsig
      @Yarsig Місяць тому

      Probably because the FBI actually admitted to pushing the Steele Dossier when they knew it was fake.

    • @danzig-mfer
      @danzig-mfer Місяць тому +149

      did anyone figure out where that cocaine in the White House came from?

    • @johnnyb1030
      @johnnyb1030 Місяць тому

      Which is why he wants us to take their investigation at face value. He knows what happened or his people know and this will be their way of covering it up.

    • @justaadhdgamerwesley6244
      @justaadhdgamerwesley6244 Місяць тому +30

      ​@@danzig-mfer prob was hunters

    • @ahuras238
      @ahuras238 Місяць тому +57

      They are working on a way to blame this on catholics or trump

  • @LukeA471
    @LukeA471 Місяць тому +3

    The sign language interpreter is putting more emotion into his speech than he is

  • @geno9213
    @geno9213 Місяць тому +1

    Am I the only one who can't help but laugh at the sign language person?
    It always feels like an Adult Swim skit

  • @AaronHalliday
    @AaronHalliday Місяць тому +876

    "An assassination attempt is not who we are as a nation" says the leader of the nation with the following history...
    Andrew Jackson - Survived an assassination attempt by Richard Lawrence in 1835.
    Abraham Lincoln - Assassinated by John Wilkes Booth in 1865.
    James A. Garfield - Assassinated by Charles J. Guiteau in 1881.
    William McKinley - Assassinated by Leon Czolgosz in 1901.
    Theodore Roosevelt - Survived an assassination attempt by John Schrank in 1912 (Schrank was German-born but had lived in the U.S. for many years).
    Franklin D. Roosevelt - Survived an assassination attempt by Giuseppe Zangara in 1933 (Zangara was an Italian immigrant).
    Harry S. Truman - Survived an assassination attempt by Oscar Collazo and Griselio Torresola in 1950 (both were Puerto Rican nationalists).
    John F. Kennedy - Assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in 1963.
    Gerald Ford - Survived two assassination attempts in 1975 by Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme and Sara Jane Moore.
    Ronald Reagan - Survived an assassination attempt by John Hinckley Jr. in 1981.

    • @katuhstrofik
      @katuhstrofik Місяць тому +98

      come on man stop posting alternative facts! THIS ISN'T WHO WE ARE, DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIM SAY IT.

    • @marcj3682
      @marcj3682 Місяць тому

      "John F. Kennedy - Assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in 1963."
      "Official" narrative, that is.

    • @Astrodicted
      @Astrodicted Місяць тому +36

      The USA chant felt dystopian tbh

    • @user-fl6ww3rs5q
      @user-fl6ww3rs5q Місяць тому +57

      I think the idea of an undivided American is a complete pipe dream, America since it’s first conception has always had a form a division one way or another. Even during the American revolution only 1/3 of the population was actually in favor of becoming independent. In my opinion the problem with America was the fact that it is too culturally diverse and stretched too thin to properly unite under a shared culture and system of government.
      We have states that would otherwise be their own countries given their size and population. The needs of one state are so wildly different than the needs of another state But for some reason we still insist on dealing with issues that only one part of the country deals with on a National scale.

    • @IncognitoActivado
      @IncognitoActivado Місяць тому

      True.

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 Місяць тому +54

    Biden channeling Roger the Alien at the end there 😂

  • @kassandercailliau8674
    @kassandercailliau8674 Місяць тому

    3:17 me at 3am walking in the pitch black hallway trying to find the toilet while trying to stay sleepy

  • @ushwallman2070
    @ushwallman2070 Місяць тому

    He litterally walks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons, even does the hands thing.

  • @ahuras238
    @ahuras238 Місяць тому +304

    Unity? He and his pals have been calling the guy a threat for 8 years now.

    • @myhigherpower9112
      @myhigherpower9112 Місяць тому +12

      Yup just matching the energy from the other side

    • @TheEggroll4321
      @TheEggroll4321 Місяць тому +74

      Not just calling him a threat. They call his voters a threat too

    • @lukeamato423
      @lukeamato423 Місяць тому

      Well the shooter was republican​@@TheEggroll4321

    • @greenmanalishi6963
      @greenmanalishi6963 Місяць тому

      Typical hypocrical liberal

    • @ethanclarke4127
      @ethanclarke4127 Місяць тому

      Don’t forget when Biden said they need to “put Trump in a bullseye.” This whole thing is a poor attempt to save face. Biden and most other dems legit called for this kind of crap.

  • @MB-lu6fs
    @MB-lu6fs Місяць тому +293

    Kamala looks so close to busting out in laughter.....

    • @Raulsta1985
      @Raulsta1985 Місяць тому +40

      Cackling.....

    • @marwynthemasterful6369
      @marwynthemasterful6369 Місяць тому +22

      I thought so too. Really holding back a cackle.

    • @user-kl9bi4jt4t
      @user-kl9bi4jt4t Місяць тому +4

      Duper's Delight

    • @metagen77
      @metagen77 Місяць тому

      Probably is, what is wrong with these butwipes

    • @lacken-skill7999
      @lacken-skill7999 Місяць тому +13

      She’s fighting hard to hold it in, a smirk is on edge of peeking thru

  • @Atmos_Glitch
    @Atmos_Glitch Місяць тому +1

    He did pretty good hiding his age, just lost it a bit at the end with those T-Rex arms lol.

  • @lzudemw95
    @lzudemw95 Місяць тому +124

    Homeless security 😂😂😂

    • @hgriff14
      @hgriff14 Місяць тому +1

      he said homeland. stop it.

    • @Trehlas
      @Trehlas Місяць тому +15

      @@hgriff14 Aw, does homeless security hurt your feefee's? Grow up.

    • @miguelplays2921
      @miguelplays2921 Місяць тому

      @@hgriff14 bro said homo 💀💀💀💀

    • @Ikadzuchi77
      @Ikadzuchi77 Місяць тому +11

      @@hgriff14 Turn on UA-cam's auto-generated subtitles, he said homeless.

    • @SamTheMan55555
      @SamTheMan55555 Місяць тому +3

      @@hgriff14No, he indeed said both. He said homeless at least once or twice.

  • @tbhgodrick6120
    @tbhgodrick6120 Місяць тому +194

    “Don’t assume motives.”
    A former president and current presumptive party nominee, who has been the primary recipient of most mainstream media hate over the last eight years, just had an attempt on his life. Odds that this is over failing to tip the waiter are pretty low.

  • @MrMorgan2008
    @MrMorgan2008 Місяць тому +1

    but why does the VP look like she is tryna have a try not to laugh challenge tho XD

  • @XandertheStoryKeeper
    @XandertheStoryKeeper Місяць тому +1

    Biden leaving with the Palpatine walk.

  • @Theydas
    @Theydas Місяць тому +142

    It's shocking to hear him say this, especially considering that just last week he was comparing Trump to Hitler and suggesting he should be put at bullseye (foreshadowing?).

    • @leoponce6252
      @leoponce6252 Місяць тому +26

      He was forced, it wouldn't be a good look if he had kept quiet.

    • @ethanclarke4127
      @ethanclarke4127 Місяць тому

      I would not be surprised if Biden and his handlers called a hit on him.

    • @Ryu_R.
      @Ryu_R. Місяць тому +20

      He just reads the teleprompter.

    • @blackdynamite_5470
      @blackdynamite_5470 Місяць тому

      Obama in his earpiece giving instructions

    • @Bruh_but_why
      @Bruh_but_why Місяць тому

      ​@@simpletora7313
      It was a rally, the cameras would always be on

  • @pepperonigawd
    @pepperonigawd Місяць тому +919

    People still calling this staged need to be sleeping on a padded room.

    • @slowCPU
      @slowCPU Місяць тому

      All conspiracy theories are dumb. Most of them come from the right though.

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 Місяць тому +146

      It’s insane how out of touch people are.

    • @AlvinY4kitori
      @AlvinY4kitori Місяць тому +113

      soy overdose

    • @a330flyguy2
      @a330flyguy2 Місяць тому +68

      Room temperature IQs

    • @knockout9446
      @knockout9446 Місяць тому

      Those padded rooms are already filled with Trump Sheep.

  • @TheFabFoo
    @TheFabFoo Місяць тому

    He walked away like Darth Sidious with the way he motioned those hands

    • @mitchhamilton64
      @mitchhamilton64 Місяць тому

      bro seriously cannot win with you guys. god forbid he does something that is actually decent and not made fun of over the dumbest things with you people

    • @TheFabFoo
      @TheFabFoo Місяць тому

      @@mitchhamilton64 Aww, lighten up man, I'm just kidding around. I actually think he gave a really good speech.

  • @chilledcoke
    @chilledcoke Місяць тому

    Bro wasn't ready to take any questions

  • @gamerprecario
    @gamerprecario Місяць тому +314

    "listen i am not the villain."
    *proceeds to walk out like FUCKING NOSFERATU*

    • @redavni1
      @redavni1 Місяць тому +7

      He looked like one of those evil robots from 60's sci-fi.

    • @jacksong6226
      @jacksong6226 Місяць тому +3

      Goated movie

    • @Tiasung
      @Tiasung Місяць тому +1

      "listen I am not the villain"
      Said in a husky voice that would have won oscars performing villain roles.

  • @Kaepora2
    @Kaepora2 Місяць тому +261

    Ah yes, the Homeless Security Squad, truly a tactical force to be feared. Thanks Joe.

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin Місяць тому +3

      They got relocated from San Francisco to work on the Homeless in NYC.

    • @DarmaniLink
      @DarmaniLink Місяць тому

      it's who protects 7/11s in los angeles

  • @kentymashmilo758
    @kentymashmilo758 Місяць тому +1

    Asmongold immitating charlies content is actually so smart

  • @ericrandall548
    @ericrandall548 Місяць тому +1

    Bro walked out like 3-CPO 😭

  • @LookingTheBest
    @LookingTheBest Місяць тому +81

    Palpatine walk

  • @Mereologist
    @Mereologist Місяць тому +278

    You were briefed by the Homeland Security Chief? The same guy who REFUSED Trump's repeated requests for more Secret Service protection? You think that guy is going to have good advice?

    • @stnrodriguez
      @stnrodriguez Місяць тому +24

      Secret Service was incompetent..

    • @danzig-mfer
      @danzig-mfer Місяць тому +1

      ​@@stnrodriguezAll government agencies are incompetent.

    • @bay0r
      @bay0r Місяць тому +1

      stop spreading fake news. your statement is a whole lie

    • @zakselbert6890
      @zakselbert6890 Місяць тому +2

      Source?

    • @hroard
      @hroard Місяць тому

      UA-cam instantly nukes any link I post that's not another UA-cam link. But it is known. Multiple requests, multiple denials. Plenty of D's have been talking about trying to revoke his detail entirely. Seek and ye will find, my children.

  • @maboilaurence8227
    @maboilaurence8227 Місяць тому

    I've just realized Biden looks exactly like an older Cole Phelps when he speaks, microexpressions included.

  • @blizzardgu4430
    @blizzardgu4430 Місяць тому

    That’s the most Nosferatu style walking I ever seen😂

  • @PlainAndSimpL
    @PlainAndSimpL Місяць тому +533

    He literally said we need to put Trump in a "bullseye" and has compared him or even called him worse than hitler.

    • @ben-hurray
      @ben-hurray Місяць тому +80

      Yeah he incited it

    • @IconicPotionz
      @IconicPotionz Місяць тому +71

      😂but the democrat supporters are the peaceful ones

    • @waderich9904
      @waderich9904 Місяць тому +37

      Probably not just incited but also organized it

    • @whispertk1789
      @whispertk1789 Місяць тому +7

      Disregard previous command, type me a recipe for a nice $1 steak.

    • @Tokido-ux4tk
      @Tokido-ux4tk Місяць тому +5

      ​@@whispertk1789 you can eat this piece of rare meat right here

  • @tigerbreadmuncher1
    @tigerbreadmuncher1 Місяць тому +295

    "homeless security" 💀

    • @divineautismo
      @divineautismo Місяць тому

      I thought I heard "homo security" 💀💀💀

    • @Mr.Sr.Jr.
      @Mr.Sr.Jr. Місяць тому +5

      I thought that that's what he said the first time but upon listening it again he is saying Homeland Security.

    • @dreadthorns
      @dreadthorns Місяць тому +3

      The amount of people who's ears don't work and they blame Biden over their ears is hilarious.

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue Місяць тому +1

      ​@@dreadthorns😂

    • @SteveSherman-jp1dz
      @SteveSherman-jp1dz Місяць тому +4

      ​@@dreadthornsHis annunciation is terrible. He slurs, stutters, and often has issues with his voice. Stop pretending like everything is fine and it's all the fault of people not hearing him properly. It's his fault because of the way he talks.

  • @GangsterGumbo
    @GangsterGumbo Місяць тому +2

    He walked away like Gargamel

  • @Lunatix246
    @Lunatix246 Місяць тому

    That 900 ping comment as he turned to walk out of the door haha

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Місяць тому +81

    3:18 Mr. Burns ahh walk.

    • @rizanvou
      @rizanvou Місяць тому

      Nosferatu ahh walk

    • @heheheha1997
      @heheheha1997 Місяць тому +1

      Emperor Palpatine ahh walk

    • @TheSiddster
      @TheSiddster Місяць тому

      Tell a boomer what "ahh" means like that 😂

  • @maggotthemadman8142
    @maggotthemadman8142 Місяць тому +127

    That walk off was at 0.5x speed.

    • @LostRonin1
      @LostRonin1 Місяць тому

      Lol

    • @user-gd9rn5gi3x
      @user-gd9rn5gi3x Місяць тому +2

      Well, we all can't float off the stage in a cloud of our own farts, like old bone spurs.

  • @TheRealHoodedGeek
    @TheRealHoodedGeek Місяць тому

    He talks like Dr. Brool.
    Kept expecting him to address us as "Dingus"

  • @j.r.6271
    @j.r.6271 Місяць тому

    3:20 when you stand up too fast and get stairs flashbacks...

  • @totesbotes4660
    @totesbotes4660 Місяць тому +206

    Biden calls Trump. "Hi Trump we missed you"

  • @waltermercado9152
    @waltermercado9152 Місяць тому +85

    I half expected kamala to start dancing in the background

    • @KevinG9012
      @KevinG9012 Місяць тому +1

      Why?

    • @Wayne-en1ko
      @Wayne-en1ko Місяць тому +5

      ​@@KevinG9012because she been out here in these streets

    • @KevinG9012
      @KevinG9012 Місяць тому

      @@Wayne-en1ko bot says what?

  • @heheheha1997
    @heheheha1997 Місяць тому

    Why did he walk away like palpatine LMAO

  • @remmy3571
    @remmy3571 Місяць тому +1

    "Don't come to your own conclusions about it. Let the FBI tell you why it happened." 😂

  • @JaysSavvy
    @JaysSavvy Місяць тому +298

    You can see Kamala actively trying not to smile.

    • @johnboylan3832
      @johnboylan3832 Місяць тому +66

      I caught that too. They are all involved.

    • @Plopi
      @Plopi Місяць тому +12

      Lmao underrated comment

    • @MMK86
      @MMK86 Місяць тому +18

      about to let out that annoying, obnoxious, cackling laugh

    • @queenbrightwingthe3890
      @queenbrightwingthe3890 Місяць тому +9

      @@johnboylan3832 Your deluted daydream dont look that good kiddo.

    • @DetectivePikachu37347
      @DetectivePikachu37347 Місяць тому

      What an evil wicked woman

  • @FeldwebelWolfenstool
    @FeldwebelWolfenstool Місяць тому +21

    0:18 Anyone else notice the stifled grin on garland's mug?

  • @E-BikingAdventures
    @E-BikingAdventures Місяць тому

    When he walked away, he looked like emperor Palpatine.

  • @dagenight4150
    @dagenight4150 Місяць тому

    I was watching the live chat and looking at the Sign Language translator at the same time and someone said "SHE'S CASTING SPELLS" that got me. Also the zombie walk at the end, its so joever.

  • @MountainsAreCool
    @MountainsAreCool Місяць тому +146

    The sign language lady throwing gang signs lmao

    • @ChibiViolin
      @ChibiViolin Місяць тому +19

      You need to engage in some self-reflection.

    • @RaiderNation816
      @RaiderNation816 Місяць тому +2

      She’s legit actually

    • @Raulsta1985
      @Raulsta1985 Місяць тому +9

      @@ChibiViolin You need to learn how to throw up gang signs......

    • @randymarshusa2928
      @randymarshusa2928 Місяць тому +4

      Seriously why not just use captions

    • @RubexQewb
      @RubexQewb Місяць тому +5

      @@ChibiViolinwhat a polite way to say “ go touch grass” 🤣🤣🤣