I Read Fifty Shades FREED from Christian's POV so you don't have to
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I'd just like everyone to know that the audio book started auto blasting through my car stereo during a particularly salacious scene this morning as the lovely couple next door was walking by Happy Sunday
It’s okay now you are freed... pun definitely intended
And now I will show myself out 😂
Thanks, Amanda, your timely update made my day, as always!
I'm sure this will bring many post event cringe attacks 😬😳
Oh goodness!! 😂 we appreciate all you do for us.
jesus hope they didn't hear
her inner goddess looked like my mum. I knew I must have her. But not for good things. this is a morally grey choice, I say to myself
That's mighty fine.
Oh hello there dear old friend, good to see you here! :)
A youtuber of culture I see. You reading fifty shades tim?
Truly the best part of these books is that I've not ONCE read 'inner goddess' just 'twitching penis'
WoW from atla to the the inner goddess lol🤣🤣
The diversity👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
5:59 - no joke, in the official Polish audiobook for "50 shades..." the speaker, after finishing a chapter, goes like "god, I'm gonna barf" and carries on as if nothing happened XD
Understandable I feel bad for him😬 that's torture to have to read the book
Now I wanna get it so I can hear the speaker and hear it 😅
God, imagine being a mom in your 50s and having the audiobook and being totally in the moment and then getting that jajshajjda
What about that one pole who reads the 365 days audiobook tho ...
I find it immensely amusing they didn't cut out this bit - the editors probably didn't care either.
Praise Amanda for putting herself through this so we don’t have to-
Praise Amanda, she's a total queen, putting herself through mediocre writing for our enjoyment!
Amanda is that unkillable NPC in a game
Honestly, she's probably the only reason as to why most of us click on a 50 Shades video.
True Swell Entertainment energy.
Amen!
"I can now consider myself an - expert - in the matters of this universe."
You could even say you're the
Master.
Don't.
This is gold and it should be pinned at the top and have a thousand likes and I don't understand why those things aren't true
A very welcoming thought came to my mind. Imagine Christian Grey sitting in the toilet, thinking about what he can do this fine day to prove himself as the master of his universe. 🚶💨
(deep deep sigh)
I appreciate what you're doing, but also I hate it
@@nickf.747 Big same, tbh, haha
the real BDSM is the friends we made along
the way
Friends we *tied up* along the way
@@peter-peterpumpkineater4982
A bit kinky, but ok
Indeed. Real friends emotionally and physically abuse each other.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Given 3 out of 3 of my friends are into bdsm ...
"I want your world to begin and end with me."
[INTERNALLY SCREAMING]
Almost as cringe as "Call me by your name" lolololololol
@@RobertMorgan MANNNN !!! ive always wondered wtf did the autor meant by that phrase, was it supposed to be philosophical and sexy? Or didn’t i get it bc i’m THAT shallow? like.....WHAT DO U MEEEEAAAN
@@RobertMorgan “Call me by your name” is a bit more appropriate. In this sense, it is asking the person to become a part of you. When both parties agree, it can be a beautiful moment of togetherness. It’s different than “I want your world to begin and end with me.” That is possessive, holding yourself apart from a person while asking for their whole being (like a god to a worshipper). “Call me by your name” is more mutual. It means ‘give me all of yourself and I will do the same.’
The only time that should be said is when one is looking at themselves in the mirror tbh lol
That some supervillain shit
Poor Teddy, if Christian was THAT furious over learning that Ana was pregnant, and not wanting to share her with anyone else, can you imagine what he'd be like as a dad?!
Can you imagine him changing a diaper? 😂😂😂😂
He would be jealous of his child while he's getting breastfed.
"That's my milk!"
@@Gchildwarrior In the epilogue of the last book, when Ana was pregnant again, Christian was looking forward to nursing on her again.
I think that there are more implications about it. He wasn't the first priority when he should've been, with his mom. Now that he's coming to terms with allowing himself to be (his version of) vulnerable, with the type of woman he used to apply the submission he needed to project onto someone who resembled his mother. More sooner than later Parenthood, a hugely delicate subject for his psyche, appeared as a nuclear bomb to tumble the delicate equilibrium he was working to achieve.
He was a very disturbed person who actually got a little "together" by the boundaries of bdsm. So, on top of all his traumas and issues, he got a little together ¡¡¡by being abused!!! (!talk about bruised mind! )
Is not like he came out of a cabbage being like that.
BUT ultimately he was able to heal a little through his Parenthood, being - to his kids- the kind of parent he deserved as a child.. With all the kinks of the kind of sexual relationship he has with Ana.
/shudders/
The AO3 tags for this fanfic would be ✨ a nightmare ✨
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
no beta we die like christian's mom
@@DerplingKing I saw that tag and wondered, what does it mean?
@@Scarlett1243 It mean it contains things like graphic r*pe/p*dophilia etc
@@Scarlett1243 This work contains elements that may be deemed morally reprehensible without explicit condemnation. It will not necessarily subvert or condemn the problematic element, or take time to consider potential harm. There are other tags for some kind of harm or sensitive subject on the work, this work will be presenting those as is, without any twists. It is what it says.
You just whispering "I'm so tired" periodically throughout the video is everything.
The editing makes me laugh she's amazing
@@shanedaley6236 Couldn't agree more! i'm so happy to have found her channel.
I absolutely CANNOT get over the fact that, like, 10 years ago when I told someone 50 shades was a twilight fanfic they got so fucking mad at me and told me I was lying. Now that it is common knowledge it is a bit frustrating but so relieving cuz I was doubting myself.
@kshamwhizzle i thought it was a self insert fanfic of smeyer and gerard way 😭
@kshamwhizzle "An HP fanfic with vampires"
*My Immortal flashbacks*
@KC it was an mcr fic.
The only way I would listen to these books is, if Amanda made an audio book version with comentary
Oh, for sure!
You should try @markreads. He goes through all three with commentary and it is hilarious
@@eddis6283 We are here only for Amanda.
We need that!
Chapters ending with "I'm so tired..."
Amanda please.
Your friends and family are worried about you.
You need to stop this obsession with Twilight.
This is an intervention
Than you, Sir. Velo C. Raptor
You make a very convincing argument, Mr. Raptor
“Master of your universe” makes me think of He-Man first and Seinfeld as a close second😆
Is it bad that I've heard that for decades when talking about grown men? From more sources than I can count. That's always the goal, the dream people talk about, a real man is master of his universe, king of his castle.
Maybe it's just something we in the over 30 crowd have always heard.
I always think of the part in Titanic when Rose is talking derisively about the rich men to Jack, "Now they'll retreat into a cloud of smoke and congratulate each other on being masters of the universe."
😂😂😂Yep, I thought that too. But like it was a kinky Teela x He-Man book.
@@RobertMorgan I'm over 30 and this is literally the first I've heard of real people using that phrase. Odds are the people you know have a weird colloquialism. There are some pretty dark implications of this sort of defensive assertion of external control you might want to look out for. Nobody comfortable in their circumstances spends this much effort to manage literally everything around them.
"James is better at writing Christian" psst it's because Christian is her self insert
That has some interesting implications... I know it's a joke btw
@@afiamahmood1313 Its both a joke and not a joke. Many people have seriously speculated this.
I read somewhere that her self insert is Elena, because you know, E. L. = Elena Lincoln
@@FlorenceDays That is even worse.
Oh yeah, I remember that.
If you’re ever in a relationship that can be defined by “we fight all the time, but we love each other anyway” please don’t rush into marriage and a child - at the very least see a therapist to help figure out why you’re fighting.
Yeah...like with Hermione and Ron Weasley's "relationship." 😂
So true
@@rhaenyralikesyoutube6289 Ron and Hermione didnt really have big fights , to me it seemed more like bickering than actual arguments
@@dummyyogurt5375 and they were children, can't really compare the two.
The film "Secretary" is about a bdsm relationship with the male protag named Edward Gray.
Twilight's male protag is Edward.
Fifty Shade's male protag is Christian Grey.
James Spader played Edward Gray in Secretary.
Author of Fifty Shades (Erica Leonard) used the pen name E.L. James.
THE CONNECTIONS!!
Okay maybe its all coincidence but still it's uncanny!!
Yeah, none of that is a coincidence
@@blackphoenix77 right?!
But Secretary was actually a good movie that (as far as I’ve been told) portrays the subculture accurately.
Yeah thought about this too. I like that movie very much.
@@SoWhosGae such a good movie!!
They really need to stop letting Wattpad Fanfictions be turned into movies.
But then we wouldn't have anything to make fun of
Or let the good wattpad Fanfictions become movies. Or tv shows like my original one that I’m working on
Will say, they're fun to watch and make fun of while drinking wine at girls night. But the author and movies portraying this relationship is toxic and doesn't properly show what a real Master/Slave BDSM couple is and the trust that goes into it. As someone in the BDSM community, I always tell people to look at this like any other film based on a culture or lifestyle: it's exaggerated and more than likely written by someone who's never been apart of the community. It still needs to be called out and critiqued, but I believe adults can have fun watching or reading these books and laughing at the ridiculous premise of it all, while understanding the toxic elements
This wasn't even on Wattpad tho ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
I think they're just making the wrong ones. Similar thing with "After" (which was original I think).
They should just look at the quality content not that crap.
Although I love making fun of it
Amanda calling E.L. James “Erika” has the same energy as Contrapoints calling J.K. Rowling “Joanne”
It totally does. 🤣
What energy? Those are their names
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I raise you another Lindsay Ellis on this one... Eeeem 😅
The way Jess Owens calls Sarah J. Maas „Sarah Janet“ also fits that energy tbh.
How many ''Fifty Shades'' POV books are out there?? Won't be surprised if ''Fifty Shades'' from Christian's couch POV comes out
that poor couch 😔
Watch the next 59 shades books be from ms Robinson's prospective 🤣
The Red Room speaks!
Couch pov.
"Then I watch them fucking by the sink, my inner stuffing wishing the were on me..."
What did I just do?
This comment thread is cursed ☠️
Thank god we know Christian has a token gay friend. That makes him SUCH a GREAT GUY. SOoooO cool of you
Remember that is these stories took place in a trailer park, this would be an episode of Criminal Minds. There is very little redeeming about any of these characters. It's an unresearched piece of fanfiction that's poorly written. No amount of billionaire money changes that. Grey is not a good Dom, a good boyfriend, and he is not going to be a good father. He needs an insane amount more therapy than he's getting, and regardless of her own tragic backstory, Mrs. Robinson needs to go to prison.
There are TWO “effervescent”-s in this book, TWO. That just can’t be a coincidence!
If I had a nickle for every time "Effervescent" was used in the book I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice
Well when you buy a six dollar word you use a six dollar word
Are you implying Ms James is a meme lord?
"I want your world to begin and end with me."
Nice to see Christian has such reasonable expectations of his wife. 🤣
What's wrong with Anastasia Grey-Steele, lol?
I had a friend with the last name 'Scott', who married a man with the first name 'Scott' and I lobbied them unsuccessfully for him to take her last name so he'd have the name 'Scott Scott'.
People have no chill.
EVEN IF Ana showed up at work that morning and said “first order of business, i need to update my info to my married name,” it could quite reasonably take a day or two for the IT dept to process it. Christian is an asshat for many, many reasons including this.
Honestly the most unbelievable part of this book is that Christian consistently goes to therapy and yet still maintains this incredible lack of self-awareness
“Christian Greys name was spelled with a K originally, then changed to Ch”
Me: Christian Krey? Chrey? 🤔
Kristian
Ahahahah sorry but ahahahah
Technically, Krisztián if it's the Hungarian version.
I'm glad it wasn't just me 🤣
But grey is the couple's surname not kristian's
I keep hearing everywhere that the BDSM community thinks that this series is bullshit .
Absolutely 100%.
Can confirm
Yup!
Sex=/=real life. Once you bring your kinks (read: deep seated issues) out of the bedroom, its no longer about fetish and is just abuse
In my ninth grade health class we were given a paper on the cycle of abuse and it basically went they hit you or some other form of violence, they buy you gifts to make up for hurting you, you forgive them and then the cycle starts over. So Christian is literally playing out the cycle of an abuser.
No joke I was at Target yesterday and saw the book and immediately thought, “Can’t wait for Amanda to cover this”
There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know.
(Love the username!)
@@xXMiKuXx21 thanks!
oh no! that means you missed out on the description of christian’s beach attire during the honeymoon (cutoff jeans hanging low over his boardshorts).
... what?
I'm constantly baffled by what James decides qualifies as "sexy" clothes. This one really takes the cake.
She's a Brit so when she says swim trunks she means a speedo. I guess that's less stupid?
I’m beginning to wonder if E.L. James knows what jeans are.
@@DerplingKing wait really? well that ruins the fun of that scene lol
This series truly alarms me. I was peer- pressured into reading it by my coworkers and the entire time I couldn’t stop thinking about how abusive the relationship was
I almost feel bad for mentioning this, but I've been hearing that The Mister is poldark fanfic. Like I don't know if Erika can write her own original characters for her original novels 🙈
and the mister is probaly an the host fanfic at some point
I think Dan Olsen unlocked the key to understanding 50 shades when he pointed out that Anna isn’t EL Jame’s self-insert, Christian is.
Wait, doesn't this series take place over the course of a few months? How would Ana miss several Depo shots if they are only taken every 3 months. I don't think EL James knows how birth control works.
Yeah, it actually does take place over a few months. How ELJ makes that clear is in the 3rd book speeds through time by talking about stuff they did in back and forth flirty emails. She even dates them so you can tell time has passed and they talk about spending time sailing the weekend before or whatever. I can't remember if they're interspersed within the chapters or back to back like what SM did with the months that Edward left.
I feel like this book demonstrates E.L's severe internalized misogyny even more than the original series did. -smdh- (Thank you for having read it for us!)
In the middle of Amanda recounting some cringey sex from this book, I heard a UA-cam ad: "Do you want a relationship like this?" It was for the Christian dating site eHarmony, making this the best video I've ever seen.
Never been more proud of my fanfics than after reading this shite. lmao.
I'm so shocked that it didn't end with another cringe 'master of my universe' line. Like, what are you? Freaking He-Man?
I got married in October, still haven’t changed my last name. I keep planning to but it’s a lot of work.
Also, despite using birth control I got pregnant. My husband and me definitely aren’t billionaires and he definitely didn’t freak out like Christian when I told him I was pregnant. He actually took it better than me at first.
What is this story. Why is this story
“But he has fornication punishment planned”
I don’t know what’s funnier, the phrasing, or the fact this is a literal plot point in a published novel.
I can't begin to imagine how anyone is able to read the stuff E L James writes with a straight face 😂
booze? lots and lots of booze.
I don’t even wanna know how many % of sales were from people reading it ironically once the hype started. I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s more than a third
With "the Mister" you should be careful what you wish for. Just look what it does to poor Domonic Noble
We will NOT let him to not review anyinth EL James publish.
I should really go to sleep but I'm staying for this.
My inner goddess tells me that I am the master of my universe and if that isn't mighty fine, then I don't know what is.
I love it when you say "E.L. James write your own characters challenge" through out the entire video.
The original books were such a torture. I've read them last year out of boredom and I still haven't recovered.
Props to you for reading that stuff TWICE...
every time amanda makes one of these videos, el james sucks out a little more of her soul
If only poor Amanda was "Freed" but hey! We appreciate your sacrifice you brave soul!!! ♡
So by reading this, the OG Trilogy and now the proto-storoes, would ypu say you are a... "Master of this Universe"?
I'm so fucking sorry for that
Funny thing; I watched an actual BDSM expert reacting the Fifty Shades of Grey, & she actually hypothesized that Christian might actually be looking for a "mommy dom." Of course, for that interpretation to fly, the author would've had to have any semblance of an idea about what actual BDSM is like. Personally, I do think it'd be far more likely for Christian to at least be a sub.
Perfect. I was just looking for something to watch
"[I] can now consider myself an expert of this universe."
So... she mastered it?
Wait! Wait! What?
Ana misses FOUR birth control appointments? In like the month or so that they’ve known each other?
I thought she had that cleared up in book 1? And I’m damned sure implants last several years?
Confused
Wait so the presenting of Christian being either a victim or Participant doesn’t work because he was 15.. Stat r*pe laws exist. This is a awful therapist
No, it's a promot of trying to get Christian to realise own his own that he was the victim
OK but with the title "Master of the Universe" am I the only one disappointed that the fanfic wasn't a He-Man AU?
I really hope she keeps milking this and just like tell the entire story from Taylor’s perspective and then from Andrea the assistant and then the house keeper, and then the guy who sold them the Saab. Just have her devolve 😂😂
I can't tell if I'm too drunk or not drunk enough for this, lol
Two things:
1. I can't believe you didn't point out how friggin much Christian uses the term Yar in this book. Kindle search says 7.
2. If you look at the timeline from when Ana got her shot to when she gets pregnant, her shot obviously failed. She gets her shot on June 12 and reveals her pregnancy to Christian Sept 13 (and I think the epilogue implies she got pregnant in August) Either way she should have been fine until Sept 4, and its highly unlikely for the shot to just wear off instantly.
3. Ok 3 things. I noted that this book tries hard to redeem Christian after the pregnancy freak out. If you read Ana's side, she assumes Christian is avoiding her. In this book, Christian really is desperate to apologize but happens to really have back to back work meetings scheduled that particular night and next day and so doesn't get to apologize...before the kidnapping. I love fanfiction!
I'm definitely not master of my own universe. More like the roommate of an up-and-coming super villain, and my super power is really lame, like making things damp. :/
Thank you for your sacrifice
I've never read this book. but even just the summary of it is just PAINFUL. it is one thing if this was just boring, not well-hidden fan fiction, cringy, smutty, or toxic. But the fact that it somehow is all of those things at once, I swear I will mace a man in a suit if I ever hear him say "Laterz!" in any context, purely because of this.
“I’m just here to bring you the good word of Alice and Bella”
*AND WE THANK YOU FOR IT*
She is our prophet and we worship her
"Christian, he might die!" I giggled
Still hoping we get a Mister video but also not sure I want Amanda to suffer through that 😂
I want her to suffer through it 🙂
I love how you just threw the food fighter album away 😆
I feel like this needs a disclaimer that reads "No Wasting Light vinyls were harmed in the making of this video"
Earliest of your videos I've clicked. Idk why I'm obsessed with people ripping apart twilight and it's fanfiction but it's just so Damm entertaining
‘Look son, there goes a hero. Not the hero we needed, but the hero we deserve.’ 😂
"Holy sh*t he's Anakin Skywalker" lol
Your sacrifice will never be forgotten Amanda. You are a true pal 😏
As a fanfic writer, this makes me feel much better about myself.
Jenny Trout's fanbase pointed out that The Mister is basically Poldark
22:03 I've always had a problem with this tbh. Like lack of consent is a major thing in this book, and this just shows that BOTH characters have issues with it. Christian didn't consent to unprotected sex, and never once did she mention that she wasn't getting her shots. With most of Christian's consent issues we see backlash, but it was really skimmed over when it was Ana tbh
"holy shit he's anakin Skywalker" you know with like..... Less genocide 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude, you are like in a BDSM relationship with yourself... you are Christian AND Anna, torturing yourself with this... universe? YOU ARE THE MASTER OF YOUR UNIVERSE
"an expert in all matters involving this universe"...one might say you are now the master of the universe.
even pudgy gabumon looks concerned about this book. hes prays for your health
Honestly, every time I hear "Master of the Universe" I think of He Man
I literally died of laughter when the pic of Edward carrying the oil pray for the window LOL
Watching this right before I go into work. Sweet
"No fight, no obey" it cracked me up so much 😂
I saw this in one of my book stores and thought “nahhh Amanda got this one for me”
28:56
Dare I say, a *Master* of this *Universe?*
Fuck, now I'm doing it.
When did she become the Nostalgia Critic
"She read it so we don't have to"
Me: I'm tired, it's way too hot outside, today is cr...
Amanda: * posts this *
Me: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
You know what explicit fanfiction I absolutely love? He Chose Titans on ao3, it's an Attack On Titan fic with Erwin and Levi as the pairing, and takes place in universe. It makes me wish writers like those got published works and movies, because that story is so goddamn thorough in the plot, the character development, and the relationship dynamic. I mean, it feels like 99% of the bases are covered, as well as having some very well-written intimate scenes. And that writer isn't the only one who has amazing skill and happens to write fanfiction.
I will never, ever, understand justifying having 50 Shades books and movies when there's so much better out there.
We're getting to the final stretch!! Spam that like button for Mister!! 🙌🏽
As you point out, you're well-studied in this. Maybe you can do a Master's in His Universe.
Can we as a society stop having "mighty fine" be used in books like these? Or Hell, stop having books like these published.
Thank you for suffering through this, but *the funniest* part was me hearing "Dom jeans" as *_"Dong_* jeans."
"Holy shit he's Anakin Skywalker" 🤣
you already at 15k, Amanda. *TAPS WATCH, SLAPS HAND ON DESK*
"shows its fanfic roots" excuse me I've read some amazing fanfic on my day, honestly I'm confident in saying I've *written* better fanfic in my day /joking
You may be joking, but I’m sure that’s true.
Most of us are reasonably confident that we've all read some serious trash fires that are *still* better than all of the 50SoG books combined.
Yes Amanda, some would say you've become "The master of this universe" 🙏🏻
29mins of "wow, that reminds me of another plot... hmmmm...."
Okay so after I heard that Christian Grey in hungarian I had to check out the book. For one: Kristian is NOT a name you can give a kid in Hungary. It's Krisztián.
Also his mother maiden name is... Életke? Which is a name I've NEVER heard even though I'm a hungarian living in hungary but..okay, rare name, whatever. But it's literally translates to "little life" or "small life".
"Élet" is "life" and the -ke is used to make somthing small or cutesy, lot of names have that but...why that name, E.L.James? How did you even find it? Why would you call a character little life?
And Christian in the book is like "Ella...Short for Életke" How? The two names have nothing in common, it's like saying "James...Short for Joseph"
Also what's with E.L. James' fixation to eastern europe lately? Mister is obviously about an albanian girl and now this. And am I surprised that the "crack whore" with a pimp is eastern european? Noppe, not at all.
I’d be interested in hearing Amanda’s thoughts on Bo’s Inside special. Just saying...
Either way, thank you for all your effort, Amanda!
when she says 'omg he's Anakin Skywalker' I just went 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
God forbid that kid wants to know about the day his mom told his dad she was pregnant 😕