I Read 365 DAYS So You Don't Have To | My Nightmare Explained
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Move aside E.L. James, Blanka Lipinska's breakout series 365 Days has officially begun it's english translation journey
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So... how's everyone else doing?
It’s 1 am and I have school tomorrow but this is more important...
Amanda, please, stop torturing yourself. 😂
scared for your mental stability
yuck
@@natashasteponme4171 You have school on a saturday? Good luck with that
It upsets me that so many talented writers struggle to get published at all, and then this poorly written smut is not only published, it becomes so popular that it gets made into a movie and translated into multiple languages. Like, wtf!?
This right here!!!
@@marishapruitt5935 I call it the luck of the draw, or the author knew someone...
Basically the next J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis get traded for smut, which makes sense with what’s happening to the Simmarilian/LOTR series on Amazon.
@@doopdoopdopdop7424 you mean the Amazon series that no one has seen and that we barely have any information on, that hired an intimacy coordinator? Just so you know IC are on every set, for everything from hand holding to fight scenes that have both genders. Even the original LOTR trilogy had one. Stop running with headlines.
It’s still beyond me how did that book ever broke out of this country. Believe me or not, but Lipińska isn’t actually the first one to try making „the Polish 50 Shades”, we had a couple of aspiring smut writers here for a while but their books were mostly harmless smut, hardly anyone knew about them. Yet out of all of those the one to actually reach international popularity is the most toxic and ignorant, from a woman who dares to call herself a „feminist” and claim that she doesn’t see any sexual assaults in her book.
“I won’t touch you without your consent”
You keep using that word. I do not think you know what that word means
Keep The Princess Bride out of this
I see you are a man/lady of culture
😂😂😂
😂 nice!
ps. the quote actually ends "I don't think it means what you think it means"
Ha ha 😂😂😂 Even Vizzini had more honor and class than Massimo
I actually read somewhere that, Blanka Lipinska stated that whenever she didn't know how to continue the story, she simply made Laura faint or have a heart-related faint. The✨creativity✨.
Wow, this shows a lot about the writer. It shows that the author is lazy and can't plan ahead, she doesn't really care about the female character.
That's the sort of thing I do in my first drafts, and I'll only keep it if it's relevant. But those characters faint for either trauma or injury-related reasons that actually affect the story so I suppose this whole comment was pointless, whoops.
I have never once had a character faint unless it was from extreme exhaustion or injury. I cannot imagine writing “and then she fainted” every time I got stuck in one of my stories.
@@RavynMad121 Yeah, it's like the fantasy equivalent of not knowing what to do next so you just say "and then a monster attacked" or something with no real point to it.
hey ms. lipinska, wattpad called, they want their plot device back 😂😂
After reading years of bad fanfiction I can say when I read this book I realized that bad fanfiction may not have been so bad after all.
Not to mention bad fanfiction is FREE so you just close the tab and reevaluate your personal worth, no regrets
bad fanfic deserves an award, movie AND netflix originals series compared to thos
Lol most things I’ve read are better than this bullshit
Also bad fanfiction is more likely to actually have trigger warnings or at least show some semblance of self-awareness in the tags.
@@albuszx Personal worth : Idk her
Money : Still here
Hotel : Trivago
"Christian Grey would have known about the heart condition."
The annoying thing is that's true😭😭
Well guess his info guy was killed too.
Christian is in the public eye, he can not afford to be sloppy but guess mafia guys can or😱
I laughed so hard
And he would have cured her condition....just to have sex with her
My dad, oh my dear father, he just wanted to watch a movie and he likes the movies about mafia, army, fighting, but not like fiction, but like based on reality
He read the description in netflix that said about a mafia lord that got almost murdered so he had to work it out
So he thought it was a movie about the italian mafia so he played the movie
He regrets it, they did wrong to him
i hope ur father gets better
My dad did the same thing and I was horrified seeing the movie on the Continue Watching tab, he never finished it though thank goodness.
OH MY GOD, that poor man...
Hope he gets well soon...
Your father will have PTSD from that...RIP.
Yikes. Well, i heard Vicenzo is a good mafia tv show. It's a k-drama, though
Wait... he doesn't say "Are you lost, baby girl?"
I think I'm having an existential crisis.
Probably got missed in translation
Well there's no reason for us to exist. All cause of maximo.
@@ishaankhandelwal7059 😭😭
@@arushis7144 ikr😢🥺
from what I remember from reading the Polish version, he doesn't say that either
The next big literary romance hit is just gonna have the main guy murder the woman and court her ghost...
I mean I have seen that fanfic on Wattpad.....
Unironic romance novel version of Avenged Sevenfold's A Little Piece of Heaven
nah nah its clearly going to be a violent poltergeist what stalks and assaults the woman who keeps staying in the hotel room he died in. then she will fall in love with him and live happily ever afterlife.
I mean, not even gonna lie, done right, that could be a fascinating story to read.
Then again, the same goes for the broad strokes of the plot of 50 Shades, but hey.
Okay but why does that sound like a lit idea for a book?? 😂😂
as a pole- pls remember, we gave you the witcher, let's all forget about this shit
Heart of Darkness. One of the best books ever written.
@@andersonandrighi4539 Thank you.
@@andersonandrighi4539 the one written by Joseph Conrad?
@@gudduentertains yes
I do love the Witcher
"Man, I have friends with kids, and I'm here breaking down Polish smut."
We appreciate your sacrifice.
Let's be real, Polish smut is a lot less $$$ and work than kids.
@@xBrii333x Facts. Plus Amanda gets paid for it. Since when do you get paid for having kids? 👀
lives are for the weak.
@@HobieInTheBox Child support, extra money given to you for have kids with special needs, etc
That was the funniest line.
“Christian would have known about the heart condition” fhfjislalfjfhh
Edward would have diagnosed the heart condition lol
@@madeleinegoodman2822 😂
@Princess Marshella Horman pride and prejudice stans rise up
@Princess Marshella Horman mr darcy would have sent the best heart surgeon paid for him and would have also asked her uncle to take all the credit
Is she wrong?
So let me get this straight... Twilight was a series about sexy vampires. Then 50 Shades was a smut fanfic version of that. Then 365 Days is an even smuttier fanfic of THAT? Hope Stephanie Meyer is proud of her legacy💀
Plot-twist they all exist in the same universe
I'd think she regrets indirectly creating any kind of smut.
She's happy with millions in her pocket
@@porassrivastava8242 Her pocket is fine... But I imagine that, as a Mormon, she's horrified by what people have done based on Twilight.
Funfact: Steph Meyer was inspired by her favorite band (Muse) when writing Twilight...
The bastard grandchild of Twilight. God help us all.
Don't forget the cheating wife, Fifty Shades of Grey
@@rosesbluerose5210 I think the idea is that 50 shades is the child and 365 dni thus the grandchild
If anything gets written with this as an inspiration, we're legit screwed. No pun intended.
@@helenetrstrup4817 don’t say such things, it might actually happen. 😂
@@johnmartinez631 It probably will. What a cursed thing it will be. 😂
*when the movie's so bad you started defending Christian Grey*
I mean Christian was abused as a child, the hell is M problem? He lived like a prince from the day he was born. You would think a mafia guy who always gets what he wants from the women he pays for sex, would know what not to do to make a woman love him for real.
Christian learned from the wrong person. Masimo never bothered to learn by the right ones. It's on him honestly
In this case it’s the book
So bad you wish edward was creeping in your house watching you sleep.
That’s pretty bad
CHRISTIAN AT LEAST CARED ABOUT CONSENT AND SENSUALITY!!!!
"The man in black who was now in white." I wish that was a running joke throughout the book. Like, she calls him that but keeps substituting in whatever he's wearing at the moment. It would be better than any of the other attempts at comedy in this book.
"The man in black who was not wearing anything at the moment--OH GOD MY EYES--"
"The man in pink bunny slippers and a robe"
the man in a banana suit
As a Pole I wholeheartedly apologise to the rest of the world for this abomination.
All of these polish apology comments has me feeling so bad for y'all that I feel like we should be apologizing instead😭
We know its not you ❤️! Its the crap author lmaooo
Don't worry. I bet that if you asked people abroud, if they know any polish writer, they would think of Sapkowski.
@@janapetercova6702 If It would be Olga Tokarczuk I would feel much better.
Since Sapkowski doesn't have that good reputation in terms of being decent
Me too. Please don't hate me...😢😢😪😪😭
At least Christian grey actually asks Anna out, He may suck but he didn’t kidnap Anna and for the most part the consent situation is very clear. I don’t even think Laura can even give consent in this situation because she is being coerced.
It's just a movie this type of stuff sells prob to show u what men are really like it happens in rl just different can't all be the same
So.. Did anybody else understand that sentence?
@@thecrookedanimator I was hoping somebody would help us translate
@@thecrookedanimator lmaoooo I got you!
"It's just a movie. This type of stuff sells and it's probably to show you what men are really like. It happens in real life, just differently, and cannot always be the same"
@@sasssy.a thank you you wonderful being
This title gets incredibly worse when one gets to read interviews with the author. She called herself a "modern-day feminist" that fights for the sexual independence of women. Because, of course, all women want is non-consensual, forceful sex - it is what truly frees them. She actually believes that by writing this crap she fights for women's rights. Also, at the same time, she believes that it is a man's job to provide money and a woman's job to not work, look pretty, and be adorned by gifts. So, very feminist approach indeed.
One should also talk about the absolute narcissism of the author and how she projects on the main character. After the makeover, Laura looks exactly like Blanka Lipinska. Additionally, she actually put herself on the cover of the second book.
Blanka is so stupid
These are the people who give feminism a bad name. There is actually great erotica written by women (no need to be a feminist for that) where all the kinks are thrown around with good writing and logic so it’s believable. Anyway, these books are written like an adult movie scenario, it’s not about the logic, it’s about getting to the D in P part lol.
She wouldn’t know feminism if it bit her in the ass. She’s just using it to try and make herself look better. “See guys? I’m a feminist so that makes everything magically okay.” She’s trying to use it as an end all be all excuse.
She also say it was all consensual when it isent imao
That’s hilarious. Wow 😆
‘I’m so pro-feminist that’s why I depicted a women in a toxic abusive relationship that completely revolves around sex and she has extremely little control in the matter nor does she ever fight back.’
No need to apologize for butchering the author's name, she butchered common decency first.
(Lock her in a room for 365 days until she agrees to pronounce it the way you want. She thinks that sort of thing is ok.)
@@GamesFromSpace so she doesn't deserve to have her name pronounced correctly? stfu
@@millym8439
I'd say no, since she purportedly outright said that all women fantasize about being raped. She can take the minor inconvenience of people mispronouncing her name in exchange for putting out that dangerous garbage.
@@millym8439 Amanda actually pronounced her name relatively well
@@sadrabbit53 Well, I actually saw a video about one Polish guy, who was elected into European parliament, and he is the one that believes all women are inferior and said he would be ok if his daughter was r....ed... seems like such harmful ideas aren't restricted to that one author (and aren't restricted to Poland either)
When will people learn that BDSM can only really work with the proper use of consent and when it's compartmentalized into the bedroom without affecting how you treat each other in regular life?
@@JP-et9hv That's just the thing: The urge to be 'dominated' in bed isn't too uncommon, but we are aware that these fantasies have to be approached in a safe fashion - which means either in a consenting relationship where true control is never relinquished (e.g. safe words) or in fiction.
The problem with fiction likes this and many many many many many others is that it paints the wrong picture, it doesn't show that in reality it's not a choice between either an abusive partner that gives you the rough sex you like or a kind partner that's just vanilla but that you can actually mix and match. A not insignificant part of why so many women can't seem to get out of a cycle of bad relationships is that they feel they can only get the sexual fulfillment from those that treat them badly in every walk of life.
@@JP-et9hv Good lord humanity is screwed 🥲
@@JP-et9hv I'm not defending this tripe, but I can also see how addressing consent in a work of fiction can kind of break the fantasy since, if I'm right, the fantasy is all about giving up control, where the reality is that the sub sets the limits and just trusts the dom to respect them.
@@JP-et9hv I know, I know, but, devil's advocate here, maybe the authors of this trash feel like actually establising/adressing consent would break the fantasy or something, idk.
Just a quick addon: There are actually 24/7 BDSM arrangements that work for people (not my cup of tea). But even then, there should be rational discussions beforehand, safewords and all that.
Some people like to be dominated, even out of the bedroom, and that's cool by me, if they still have the power and means to end that situation whenever they need or want to. (Also, never involve innocent bystanders into you BDSM stuff, that's just disrespectful)
As a girl who has been sexually harassed and assaulted when I was younger and even now that one of my uni teacher is obsessed with me at the point that I don’t even want to go back to uni campus, when I see this it just makes me so angry... They really think that it’s pleasant? I just...
I feel sorry for you and i advice you to start play a self defense sports and work hard on learning it in short period then start to training in your garden in place that he can see you to give him a massage that you are strong and will hurt him if he try to be close to you again but this training must be after being cross the beginner level not before not do this in learning new movement which must be in the club do the movement which you are go on it in front of him dont fear make him fear
Good luck
And please tell my the result by mailing my you are welcome any time
@Lei La Actually we do still have classes despite Covid, so I kind of always see him. I don’t have classes with him anymore but the problem is that he also lives at the uni campus and he’s even my neighbour so I can’t really avoid him.I try to do like nothing happens but I’m quite stuck, last time I barely hurt myself by hitting a tree because I found out he was behind me.. Pretty sure he saw that I was overwhelmed... I know it’s not my fault but I feel bad about that...
I’ll just hang on until I leave this place and also thank you very much 🙏🏾
@@alaaibrahim7603 You think it’s gonna work? Sorry but I’m quite denial about this situation I feel like I’m crazy or something
And mailing? Sorry I don’t get it yikes x)
@Lei La Pepper spray? Wow that’s a lot, it’s gonna make me feel more crazy and guilty x)
But yeah I hope it’s gonna be better.
@@guillaumem9953 I am really sorry that you have to go through this. I was sexually assaulted as a child as well. I know how hard it is to cope with it. But you need to be strong. I know you can do this. Try to carry self defense equipments like a pepper spray, or a small knife like what ever you are comfortable with. If he tries to touch you, you should put charges on him. Try to record your conversation with him. Please try be careful and try to take action because running or avoiding your problem won't help friend. Take care of yourself.
This is LITERALLY Beauty and the Beast if every WRONG decision was made.
At least Belle chose to be held captive and the beast ended up being a man. This story has a high key insane beauty being abducted by a man who turns out to be a beast.
Chillingly true. Is it wrong that I'm still calling her "Stockholm Sally" from the last video?!? 😂😂😂
So like the live action remake?
Massimo is more of a monster than the Beast.
Dude! If Twilight was inspired by Beauty and the Beast, then that means kinky misogyny has been progressing for way longer than we have been giving it credit for... 😳
Fun fact. The author herself said that Laura's heart condition and fainting is a plot device to her. Every time she didn't know how to resolve a hard situation in a plot, she made Laura faint X)
LMAO WHAT
GOOD NIGHT AND GOODBYE WH AY
I would honestly never thought I’d say this but Massimo makes Christian Grey look like a saint. That’s how you know how bad this is
I'm so afraid of the the future. What will make us think Massimo looks like a saint? O______O dear god...
that is sad.
what happens in the book tho? Can you clarify a little bit?
@Ulises Leon They'll dig straight through to the center of the earth
Most people ask "Japan, why?"
No one thinks to ask "Poland, why?"
I'm from poland and oh no :(
I'm from Poland and this is a question I ask every day
'Cuz "why not?"... asked Massimo and didn't wait for the answer, or actually... it was Blanka. She decided to force herself on us and didn't take "no" for an answer. And yes, there is gonna be a second part.
Lmao
@@ElleNoir. And a third. Don't forget, three books.
i *_HATE_* all these """kinky""" stories because soooooo many lines out of context would be things am actually down for but *_with_* the context i just want to yeet myself out of this hellish existence. 💀💀💀
Same dude same
Petition for better kinster representation?
I can read a better haikyuu smut fan fiction than this abomination 😭😭
Christian Grey is terrible but at least he's efficient at it. Somehow being toxic and inept is worse than plain old toxicity.
yeah exactly. hes toxic but hes 👀 toxic, this guy is 👁👄👁 toxic
@@charlottecomeau1266 why do I understand this? What is language anymore lol
@@reelirish7 It's gen z English. 👁️w👁️👌🏻
@@reelirish7 we're reverting to more primal civilizations that used runes and drawings to communicate non-verbally.
It's just another step in our inevitable return to monke
@@justastudent1423 Finally, we can be monke
As a Polish guy who has read the book in Polish I can assure you, that the translator had nothing to do with its, ekhem, mediocrity in the style/ language department. In Poland the general consensus is something along the lines of "yes, a high schooler could have written this book and you wouldn't notice any difference". And from the bottom of my heart: I feel your pain. 365 Days is a nightmare to go through
Thanks for confirming what I FELT I already knew
I think you've just insulted all high schoolers around the world. I don't get how this book was even published XD
@@aleksandraguzik8010 well, my first thought was "a not very smart chimpanzee", but then there are those, who unironically like these books, so I had to find the middle ground between "a chimpanzee" and "a great author"
@@wojciechkobiaka7763 hahahahha Fair enough!
@@wojciechkobiaka7763 I'd say a middle schooler, but I forgot middle schoolers are the worst life forms possible. (If you count middle schoolers as alive
This plot couldn't get any more "basic wattpad story" except if the mafia boss was supposed to resemble Harry Styles 😅
365 Days After?
Bro, I think Wattpad is better than this.
365 days of trapped on a island with Josh Hutcherson.
@@reizak8966 You're one of my people ❤️❤️❤️ (Jenny Stan)
@@gingerkatherina yeah the next one could be 365 days vampire au that takes place in spain
This romanticized rape crap makes me so mad. I was raped by a friend's roommate and my boyfriend accused me of enjoying it. It's this kind of narrative that makes victims of assault choose not to report things because they know a bunch of idiots will think they wanted it. I legit feel so angry that this crap exists.
I hope you're doing better now!
@@carysk4083 I'm doing great now. My current partner is incredible and would never treat me like that. I've had a lot of therapy and have ended up with way better friends that would actually believe me if something like that happened. I guess watching this video brought up some stuff.
I'm so sorry
No, I reported mine. don't lump us all together like that. I did what I needed to do to to protect myself afterwards and made sure that creep got what he deserved. It worked lol his name was trashed in our town after lol
@@romantic_hippie I wasn't lumping anyone together. But A LOT of people that survive sexual assault fear that they won't be believed and do experience accusations from friends and family that the assault was consensual. I'm glad you had an experience where you were believed, but after being accused of lying by my family and boyfriend, you can imagine how I assumed the police would react.
If Twilight led to Fifty Shades, and Fifty Shades led to this, then I shudder in fear to think of the Lovecraftian monstrosity that this shall bring into the world.
Look no further then Love and Joe from YOU...
But it could get worse😖
idk yet but I'm writing it. we're going down the fexking rabbit hole Alice
Well, I just happen to be writing a fanfiction on this, so it's coming...
🤣🤣🤣
@@livingdeadgirl5691 Yeah, but to be fair, You has the advantage of being self-aware because it's in Joe's PoV
"No-one would pick pleasuring him"
Amanda I offer you this:
*Biting it off*
oh my gosh!that's amazing!!!!XD
I read this and heard "Hell yeah" in Jenna Marbles' voice.
The sad thing is he'd probably be into that
I was thinking the exact same thing. Rip and tear!
A certain scene from Dredd is still in the back of my mind and this brought it hurtling to the forefront.
The monotone from Amanda after the excerpt at 7:30 is so relatable and how I want to react to anyone going on an exaggerated tangent
“How many toxic traits can you include?”
365 Days: Yes
"I get that I'm not the target demographic for this..." Who is this targeted at?! Like, this just feels like the lady wrote this cuz her sex life was getting nowhere so she needed something to spice it up and for whatever reason people just read it for the same reason. Even the erotic vampire books I read as a teen were more interesting and didn't, you know, depict abuse and assault.
it really reads like its meant for a very niche crowd of ppl with a specific fetish, which makes it surprising to me that it's become as mainstream as it is. There are countless books and fanfics like this out there that are pure fetish and fantasy fuel with plot existing only to structure the horny stuff somehow, but usually those stories just stay in their little communities and don't get made into feature-length movies. we live in an interesting time
Ur theory is just so funny... cause it's true. She basically admitted in one of polish interviews that she wrote this book, because she didn't have sex for a long time xd
So, in her act of desperation she just came up with this and know we all suffer for it? I mean, I'm into some kinky shit, like holding hands and having meaningful conversations, but that don't mean Imma right some cringy stuff.
You just answered your own question lol.
Actually most of fanfictions depict abuse and assault, even teenager fanfics. Like "After", wich also became a book and a movie.
I have often doubted my own writing abilities even writing fanfic and that I'll probably won't get published or write films, etc. And then I remember that the 365 and 50 Shades of Gray book exists. If they get published then maybe I can too. lol
well I most certainly hope you're able to improve your writing skills and become a renowned writer one day or another,buddy!:D
You know, I think the same thing all the time! If they can do it, SO CAN I! And hopefully I won't cause people to lose faith in humanity 😅
Somebody give her a trophy for making it through this thing.
Here’s a quote from Amanda that perfectly sums up how I feel about this book:
“I am going to have an aneurysm.”
@ about 5:00, when Amanda says “and then he starts assaulting her. We are literally three pages in.”
Siri chose that exact moment to say “I don’t know how to respond to that.” 😂😭🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Me neither, Siri. Me neither.
he's not the only one 😒
No one knows how to respond to that Siri. No one.
We’re all on the same boat as you Siri…
Trees died for the physical copies to exist... and I was actually steaming mad when watching the earlier review for the movie, but I just can't get my blood pressure up for that now. Guess Amanda doing that to herself has to suffice.
Consensual non-consent is all well and fine, but can we stop pretending this garbage is anything close to that? This is an absolute horror story. I can't imagine anyone thinking this is "sexy" or "erotic." This is the warning story parents used in the 90s to tell girls/women to stay safe.
@@JP-et9hv if both partners are into it then fine. In this practice, when it's PROPERLY practiced, there are strict safe words and boundaries involved so that people involved can stop when they want to.
Sadly, there are a lot of fuckers who don't know how to practise BDSM properly and have power trips, then hurt their partner.
@@JP-et9hv Books like these are read and popularized by *millions* of women. You’ll be doing a. lot of running.
@@DelovelyD maybe we should look deeper into why this kind of thing is so widespread rather than just taking it at face value
@@JP-et9hv hard agree
@@JP-et9hv I respectfully disagree, if both parties are into it, know what they're doing, establish hard limits and safewords, the dom checks in with their partner while doing it to make sure they are ok and have alot of aftercare after, they can do it.
As long as it falls into safe, sane and consentual, let them.
You pronounced her name very correctly! There's a scandal with her involved - a very prestigious club in Gdańsk (from what I remember, but might be different city) was actually a rich brothel and she was like a scout for escorts in there. Once she said the book was inspired by her own story.
I died at "You're my angel and I want to show you all the respect in the world" PLS STOP
also two minutes later: talks about how bad he wants to SA her........ B R U H tell me how this story is huge in Poland let alone in North America??????
@@brookstar0 hahahaha it makes absolutely no sense
That actually reminds me of this old movie from the Balkans, where a mobster keeps refering to this young girl hes in love with as an angel. Tho in his defense it comes up when she asks him why he doesnt touch her or want to fuck her, and he says something among the lines of: youre an angel, angels arent for fucking. and he actually doesnt.
@@BambiLena666 that actually sounds like a decent movie compared to 365.
Where's the respect, I'm looking but can't find it
Stephanie Meyer having a dream resulting in Amanda losing her goddamn mind over bad mafia smut is truly the best domino effect in the history of time!
This is the best and most underrated comment in this section
so. 🤔 you're basically saying: All hail Stephanie Meyer? 😳
@@robertschneider8808 no, I am saying this is funny
@@tenaradocaj4416 yeah i got that, I was trying to give a funny response, guess this didn't translate too well into written text.
As an italian guy called Massimo you have no idea how many "Are you lost babygirl" I had to endure from my friends after we watched this film. The ironic thing is that the only reason we watched it is because we thought it was funny that he was called like me.
Being a Latino named Jesus suddenly seems cool.
You know what would be intersting is if Anna put a hit out on Massimo because she didn't like that Massimo kidnapped Laura, save Laura and then boom gay love story that would be 1000 times better
Someone should make a fanfiction about that.
Considering how obsessive Anna is towards massimo, I dont think this would work out all that well
@@dummyyogurt5375 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhh
@Cinnamon I am happy to know you found it entertaining lol
@Cinnamon lol
as a polish person i beg you all to give another chance to our literature and cinematography! i promise that we have things what are better then this mess!
I enjoyed Olga Tokarczuk's books as well as the Witcher series (two very different types of books, I know). I also loved the movie Ida, and liked a Netflix movie called The Hater I watched recently. So yeah, I know that y'all are better than this.
Don't worry we know. I'm an loyal fan of the Witcher too (great great saga, go read the books, play the games, watch the serie, you will not regret it) !
no issue hell h@tr3d (a polish game) is a guilty pleasure of mine.
Ashes and Diamonds was what Poland was known for film-wise in my country before this mess. You poor bastards.
No worries. I know that not all polish people read and write stuff or make films like this.
I swear I will NEVER understand how any woman (some of my girl friends even) finds this story and this male character appealing and sexy. I know I'm probably preaching to the preacher here but....HOW?! It's 2021, ladies, for Pete's sake. I thought we were aiming for consensual sex these days, not sexual harassment and kidnapping.
This book shouldnt have been published...i liked that the guy was hot but not the character he was playing...most of the time i wanted to punch him
I’m my friend group this is just straight up a comedy.
It because of the actor..idk if he is still popular now but I did not get the hype
I think it's because many women are afraid to do actual BDSM so reading a book or watch a movie about r*** fantasies are safer.
In that regard I'm okay with it. What I'm not okay with is naive girls watching and playing these fantasies irl while lacking emotional maturity and knowledge on doing them safely.
Women ☕️
Also don’t lie, many of us wanted Lara (Laura) with the bodyguard. Just once have the kidnapped “victim” with the genuinely nice bodyguard. More exciting than the sexy Stockholm syndrome.
Tbh, I have a heart condition and Lara fainting all the time seems to be the only realistic thing in this shit show
sorry for your heart condition, hope you're coping with it fine:(
@@akramtorabzadeh2254 I am, thank you! got a working system that really helps
@@KassWinnie that's nice to hear!
I heard that the heart condition was only there to put in time skips when she fainted. I don't know how true this is, but the author does seem like the type to do that.
@@helloill672 oh the talent lipinska holds within her fingers! what a beautiful plot device🤣🤣🤣
Translator here. I have translated books of similar caliber, and to tell the truth... there is a point when you just give up, when you just stop caring. At the beginning, you actually try to make the text better. I have actually kinda reworked some scenes, where the original author just couldn't where the characters' hands were "from shot to shot." But then there is a point where you just can't care anymore and want to get through it as soon as possible. Back in... 2012ish, when Fifty Shades came out in my country, the quality of the trabslation actually caused a scandal (and an unbelievable amount of memes), because the guy just couldn't care, and the text had stuff like "Lion King" (like the Hungarian title of the movie) instead of Kings of Leon (I've seen in webshops that they have published a new translation ever since).
Plus I've heard about a practice employed by publishers (okay, I know of one publisher who did that) who deal with these kinds of novels (like, low-quality novels for entertainment): basically, they break the book into chapters, and send the individual chapters out to people who are applying for translation jobs as a test to see what they can do. Then when they have all the chapters (free!), they just have one person comb it together so to say
! Free labor!!
GOOD VIDEO, the next fanfic that hits theaters will be the story of a man who kills the family and friends of the woman he likes because he is insecure and does not know how to express his feelings but as he is attractive and wealthy that is adorable
Thus comment is so underrated
Oh actually you HavE already something like that...damon and Elena on tvd
Cool. Please go write a wattpad story and publish it and make millions off it. May you hv the god of sarcasm with you
I think there are slashers with that plot.
Omg he sounds perfect 😍😆
"Why am I defending Christian Grey?" Less defending Christian and more just further dunking on Massimo, tbh. Cause if you're gonna be a stalker and have so much wealth, how are you this bad at it? Christian wasn't even a recognized criminal and he was better at it than this. If you're gonna rip off Fifty Shades, at least do it properly.
Ah man, 11:03 just... Amanda, are you good after reading this? Are you okay? Cause that's... wow.
"Is this supposed to be appealing?" If so, to... _who?_
911!? 😳
Amanda, babe, sweetie, darling, take a break for your mental stability. Honestly, thank you for your sacrifice because I read this book in its entirety at the beginning of quarantine, March 12, 2020, and I'm still recovering.
Poor Amanda is just like, "Hey, no kink-shaming to those who like this but... wtf? Seriously wtf?"
Wait, are we supposed to consider that creepy dude better than her original boyfriend just because the boyfriend was a workaholic with a tacky taste? I would have preferred working to being with a girlfriend that keeps belittling me in public for the most stupid reasons...
and like she learned what the creepy dude did to her ex, he killed another ex and she like didn't even give a fuck. Honestly if she is like this she is equally psycologically fucked up and they both deserve eachother.
A guy can be kind, charitable, compassionate, and have a little "bad boy" edge while being a responsible adult, but if he hooks up with another woman the moment he gets drugged and manipulated into thinking you dumped him via Dear John letter in a foreign country, then that shows he was a jerk all along. A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend because he can finally kidnap the woman he's obsessed with, then makes the kidnap victim he's trying to court watch him with another woman? That's a keeper. A keeper that's keeping someone else hostage under threat of harm to their family, but no one's perfect.
@@tto198 i thought i was drunk reading this. but no. no, am sober. the breakdown of this story simply had pushed me nearing and nearing edge of sanity that i couldn't tell up from down anymore.
Yeah it’s a good thing she got away from her relationship with her workaholic boyfriend. If there’s anything I know about mafioso, it’s that they *definitely* have very relaxed schedules that allow for a couple to reaaalllly get to spend time together, without having to suddenly disappear for a week for undisclosed reasons.
They always do that in these badly written romances. Portray the boyfriend the main woman starts with as a dick to justify her cheating on him with the male lead.
All I can think this entire time is "this...is a romance? Are you sure this isn't a horror/thriller?" I just can't imagine anyone reading this and thinking this is amazing, it makes me sick. Thank you for putting yourself through this so I don't need to.
Their kid: “Mommy? How did you meet daddy?”
Laura: “oh yeah funny story uh he kidnapped me and threatened to kill my family if I don’t stay with him😀”
LMAOOOO
Wait what 😃? Did he ever think about killing her family? I just saw the movie and I didn't realize or have heard about it. I'm... speechless 😶
@@antonella839 ...Amanda literally mentioned it in the video.
@@coffeepowered6033 oh thank you now you found out I didn't watch the whole video 😂
"He also became obsessed with me just because I was the last person he saw after being shot."
That kid's gonna be traumatised. I feel so bad for them having to grow up in that loveless home, with 2 abusive bozos who have *no* qualifications to be parents.
I've asked my wife if we can duet at karaoke with Baby It's Cold Outside but with the title refrain replaced with are you lost baby girl.
i really can't stay
ARE YOU LOST BABY GIRL
i gotta go away-
You haves found a good person to mate with congratulations
Couple goals
Oh shit😂😂😂😂
I laughed way too hard at the birthday candle comparison. Like, I don't know what kinda candles they put on her cake in this book, but in my experience cake candles are really tiny.
‚Fun’ fact: in the original Laura doesn’t call him „man in black”, she just calls him „czarny”, which is literally „black” as an adjective. It’s so uncomfortable to read because in Poland „czarny” said in a harmful manner is basically the N-word. I was honestly intrigued how in the world would they translate it to English so it makes sense and I gotta admit, „man in black” sounds a lot better.
By the way, a little spoiler: later in the series a second important guy shows up who’s only special trait is that he has a lot of tatoos. And just as Massimo was „black”, the other guy was just described as „c o l o r f u l” for the rest of the series.
I honestly feel bad for anyone who had to work on the translation. This book is an illiterate mess even in Polish, translating something that already doesn’t make sense must be a nightmare.
Woah. I thought it might be Laura's way of saying he looked like a "tall, dark, and handsome" or "dark and brooding" romantic male lead, but that doesn't sound like it fits with the translation.
@@tto198 Yeah, honestly, I dig the translation more. The original version sounds as if Lipińska didn’t get anything proofread, like there was no editor work done, which makes it feel even more like a Wattpad fanfiction. She can’t even really be called a writer, she wrote 365 on a whim. Translation actually makes it look more like a book because somebody cared for it to sound good. There’s literally nothing romantic about the original, not even in the language used.
Sorry if this sounds off but idk who to ask.... Why didn't the Polish government censor this considering they are pro-catholic and all? Also, how did most Poles react to the release of the book IRL? Because on the internet, most of them seem to hate it lol
@@zenn8728 Gen Z and millenials in majority hate it but most people just... don't care? They don't treat this seriously, it's just a "stupid book". I bet there are a lot of pro catholic people out there demanding Lipińska's head and all, but we don't censor books. This is against the constitution and freedom of speech and if the government did that, they would straight up admit that they want to control all media. Though the ruling party is so effed up I wouldn't be surprised if they started doing something like that. But the first victim would be any LGBTQ content and not actually harmful smut written by a very toxic person. Not to mention it's still a Polish book that gained international popularity. And unfortunately most annoying "typical Polish" people love being talked about, no matter if it's good or bad fame.
@@zenn8728
I just want to add that it's not that all media in Poland are censored. It is mainly focused on public television. Recently, there is also more and more talk about changes in school textbooks to more "appropriate" 🙄
But the government doesn't censor books from private publishing houses (Well... yet)
For example Red, white and Royal Blue was published here! However I agree with Patrycja that probably the first such victime would be rather LGBTQ+ content, unfortunately.
So let me get this straight... She had a choice between blowing him or him eating her out? And she chose blowing him? What, did she plan to bite it off?
tbh I would have made the same choice. and I've made it myself before in a less serious situation. but in general men lose most of their sex drive after so if I didn't want to be touched or to have my clothes removed, I would chose that to get it over faster.
@@Shayoni In this context I would've thought being eaten out is the lesser of two evils, but I see your point.
@@stcsuntzucreed I mean gettin stimulated when you don't want to would be pretty traumatic
@@goddammitno_ My train of thought was getting stimulated was preferable to being forced to stimulate your abuser... But, like to the previous commenter, I didn't think of thaf possibility, but I see your point.
@@stcsuntzucreed you don't get stimulated when it's rape. It's horrible. That's not how female orgasms work and I doubt in this situation it'd be how male orgasms work. If you had an orgasm in this situation (in real life, not in this weird ass book) it'd most likely traumatize you to the point you wouldn't wanna have sex anytime soon and orgasms would be linked to shame and being violated
I'm from Poland and I just wanna say I'm sorry. This book is idiotic, disgusting and damaging and the fact that something like this is translating and sending into different countries is unfair for intelligent people and everyone around the world who is trying to write stories. I have no idea why this shit was even published. As polish I feel embarassed and deceived. Please, read more valuable books. PS sorry for my english ;)
"I'm wet and need to be punished"
I dont know girl, maybe get a towel?
^Me trying to pick up on flirting
"Just kidnapping a little bit, not permanently."
BUUUUUT.
Also, Polish version has '50 Shades of Gray meet Godfather' on the cover. Yes, really. xD
Jesus Christ 🤣
They really took their targeted demographic seriously with middle aged moms who buy their groceries at target 😂
😭😭😭
Can you hear Mario Puzo spinning in his grave?
@@hawkins347 Loud and clear
Dude, the "petite girl tamed a tattooed beast," broke me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amanda, I know you hold us very near to your heart, but you didn’t have to do this to yourself. May you heal from this experience as soon as possible 🙏🏻
When I started watching this on Netflix, I kind of suspected police were going to break in and arrest me-for watching rape porn.
The bad fanfic vibes are even stronger when u learn that it's also a self-insert. The author literally said in an interview that Laura is herself and that only 15% of the book is literary fiction the rest is based on actual people and stories (how even??)
Also, the translation "the man in black" is somehow better than the original where she just used "black"
Self-insert, eh? Somehow I'm not surprised...
Nothing new by this point
Didn't the author literally put herself on the cover of the second book? If that isn't self-insert², I don't know what is
"This movie is obsessed with the word 'snatch'."
Maybe that's because this poor woman was, well, snatched?
As someone who has had a really traumatizing experience without true consent stuff like this horrifies me.
reading smut is already awkward, just imagine LISTENING to it💀
i think he calls Laura "babygirl" so much, is because it's a polish book, and it's like when people lose their shit when French people call them Madame/Mademoiselle/Monsieur or smtg
Luckily, nobody in Poland says "babygirl". It sounds so creepy...
We dont say babygirl, thats at least cringy
@@perarubin6041 I know bruv, I won't generalize like that
Im french and we say madame mademoiselle et messieurs all the time its the offensive at all
@@laurine____7543 you might wanna rewrite that sentence fam
“I… am gonna have an aneurysm.”
Same Amanda, same.
"popular demand" = "sadistic fanbase"
I'd say more masochistic, if they willingly subject themselves to this.
Even after knowing all of this, the dude that plays Massimo is still trying to say that people are too focused on the s€x scenes, and that it's first and foremost a "love story" 😕💀
How he thinks that any of the things happening in this story are acceptable is beyond me...
Yeah because every love story starts with a kidnapping right ?
@@se-lene oh without a doubt, he thinks no love is good enough without a dash of stockholm syndrome 😬
The “why am I defending Christian grey” got me 😂
This whole "inspired by" path of these works just seem like the, ahem, *literary* version of the Xerox of a Xerox of a Xerox devolution. The vampires and werewolves eventually go away, but it somehow gets more grotesque and absurd the further you go.
Don't worry. Poland also has lady who created a creepy romance with werewolf perverts. It just wasn't even a half as powerful as our dark knight and his candle simp.
Amanda: I will butcher this name
Also Amanda: pronounces the name perfectly.
Personally didn't read the book but oh boy the things I learned about against my will.
Aaarrrgggghhh, non consensual education! We all fell down the rabbit hole...are you lost baby girl???
@@SupportMensMentalHealth no please, the flashbacks!
I'm Polish, and to be honest I'm really embarrassed about that movie & books. It's freaking sad that Blanka Lipińska is a celebrity and a millionaire. There is so many unknown authors who are really great.
Just scrolling through the feed and see this, and instantly think "Oh, Amanda... Why... Just.... Why... You suffered enough with the movie, why the book now to"
I've being seeing that most of the series, movies and books nowadays they actually romanticize mafia ik it's a fiction but still in reality it's not at all like this it's way more worse they do things which in reality is absolutely disgusting
Twilight is shitty in how possessive Edward is sure, but at least in that it makes sense. Bella is literally a human, much weaker because of it in a world full of supernatural creatures. Edward stops acting like she's fragile once she's become a vampire. And tbh i always thought Bella's love for Edward came from feeling like she was born to be a vampire. It's her feeling misfit as a human is what drives her obsession and the fact that teenage romance is supposed to feel all encompassing and intense. All these other authors, I genuinely don't get it... These characters are grown ass adults and they act worse than Edward and Bella..
I found out that my mom willingly, happily read this book and watched the movie all fangirl like. I LOST it on her. She normally never reads. I was so desperate to show her that this book is trash I even gave her a list of other (better and not offensive) erotica in case that was the reason she liked it. It was, and she has gone through all 25 books that I recommended less than a week ago. Oh she is now asking for more recommendations. Ew, but hey at least she's reading. I think I might use this situation to "accidentally" hint that I'm bi. Oops sorry mom that's one of mine. Cause I'm a chicken and my mom can be mean.
Nice
Can you give the names of the recommendations?👀
Can you share some titles? Along for a friend 👉👈
The Ruthless People and Vicious Minds series (or anything really) by J J McAvoy for starters. Then Feral Sins, and Burn, ,By Suzan Wright. Finally, Once Burned, and Twice Tempted by Jeaniene Frost. That should get you started lol. They all have strong female leads!
@@JP-et9hv look at this dude with the perfect mom with perfect taste
I got so tired listening to this. Like this dude is a whole predator and I'm tired of the both of them. He should be in jail and she should be in counselling.... and get better friends because her best-friend is the worst.
In a roundabout way 365 Days was inspired by the 9/11 terror attacks.
1 - Gerard Way (of My Chemical Romance) is inspired to start the band after witnessing the 9/11 attacks on the Twin Towers.
2 - Stephanie Meyers uses MCR music as fuel and inspiration to help her write Twilight.
3 - E.L. James begins to write a fan fic directly inspired by the Twilight series. The fan fic is titled '50 Shades of Grey'.
4 - 50 Shades of Grey goes on to inspire 365 Days.
No Osama Bin Laden is one to blamed about the reason why 365 days exist
and dont forget kissing booth,After and even sierra burgers is an loser also inspired by 9/11 attacks
I read this book in Polish, for me movie was less harmful. Laura's thoughts only make things worse.They are treating sex as a form of prize or punishment and that's so wrong in so many ways.
I’m beginning to reevaluate my stories, I should stop investing all this time on world-building, character development, intertwining plots and POV etc and just make badly written cheap smut instead that will be converted into a film.
That’s the dream baby!!!
Right? If only I had no scruples!
Oh no. My polish shame was activated.
Bóg Honor Cringe
I try to keep it down but honestly, lately my Polish shame is on 100%......what with the headassery that Poland is engaging in as of late especially
Well, I actually saw a video about one Polish guy, who was elected into European parliament, and he is the one that believes all women are inferior and said he would be ok if his daughter was r....ed... Yeah, I think that is worse than the 365 book. Polish politicians seem to be crazy, although not for me to speak about it, since I am from Russia, and here the situation is no better
You know it's bad when you're missing 50 shades. Poor Amanda.
I love how this is just a fanfic of a fanfic.
The birth control implant part is a big plot hole! As someone who has one I will fully testify that the first 3 days you’re supposed to keep a waterproof bandage on and there’s swelling, bleeding and bruised up. It’s really sore and it takes at least 2 weeks for the very intense bruising to go away. And you can actually feel it in your arm. Someone that showers thoroughly and moisturizes would never miss it because it’s literally under the first layer of your skin. Wild that someone made something a kind of big part of the plot just to not research it even a little bit.
It wasn't a birth control implant...he lied. It was a tracking device but you would only know that if you actually read the book.
@@geekfreak5100 Did you just msnsplain fiction.... as in make believe? Really dude? Y'all really can't get out of your own way.
@@geekfreak5100 I didn't assume anything.
@@nicolelovesbooks6787 fiction can be dangerous,my friend, when consumed by idiots!
@@akramtorabzadeh2254 So can Looney Tunes, Anime, video games and junk food. The F is your point? Wait....I don't wanna know. Jesus.
I just love your narration girl 🤣
You just converted a sexual horror into a Full-time comedy by your punch lines 🤣
You are awesome 💯
I love how Amanda says "pweepwee"...I wonder if I'll still enjoy it by the end of this video.
_"I on the other hand was a volcano of sexual energy threatening to explode at any time"_ "Shiiiit, you should deal with that..."
“God I have friends with kids and I’m here breaking down polish smut” HADJDHQJA THE ACCURACY
Massimo’s lines are literally villain dialogue!
"No one's down for kidnapping!"
Obviously, many people are or else this book wouldn't have been published, let alone turned into a movie.
I fear for the health and safety of those people.
They’re into the fantasy I HIGHLY doubt they would enjoy actually being kidnapped
" Just get a towel Anna" that caught me off guard lol