I like how Stav went 0-100 on the offensive trying to wiggle his way out of it, knowing that if he lets Nick riff, the bit will enter the annals of Cumtown history, but Nick is a veteran bully and like a lion with his prey, any movement just makes the bite that much more suffocating.
How are you so bad at Football Manager? My first season in the PL with Wrexham I was 3rd or something. Edit: Oh I saw the end now. The CB was trying to play out of the defence with zero skill. Hit me up for decent tactics.
My phone must have been listening because i just referenced this at a cpr course. We were talking about indicators of shock and I said “thousand island stare”. Nobody was gay enough to get it.
I like how Stav went 0-100 on the offensive trying to wiggle his way out of it, knowing that if he lets Nick riff, the bit will enter the annals of Cumtown history, but Nick is a veteran bully and like a lion with his prey, any movement just makes the bite that much more suffocating.
Adam just lets it happen to him 😂
@@space_1073 bugs don’t know how to get away from an alpha
@@jacoby8208he's hoping predators will just mistake him for a stick
Wiggle like a piggy
@@space_1073 Adam understands the prison bitch routine.
stuffed shell shocked
Stav can't have battle fatigue, they don't got any fatigues in his size
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw he's lost in a fugue state
got that PTKFC
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon fudge state
@@brad3381 located near the foothills of the Toblerone mountain!
“THAT IS THE FATTEST THING YOUVE EVER DONE”
That is seriously saying something
You can hear Nick’s eyes light up.
beautiful comment 🫶
like a dolls eyes
Nick was never happier
Correcting Adam is low hanging fruit so correcting Stav is an actual achievement
Except when Adam shit himself
The “too fat for hats” moment might be the most joy I’ve seen on Nick’s face.
Nick is like a conversational python if he gets you in his grip the minute you relent he tightens and so on until you just submit
"Portarican Rattalsnake"
Sounds like the description of an asshole
"you sweatin mayo right now" is an underrated line
One of the greatest moments in humanity.
Stav trying to help his case by saying thousand island dressing is gross 👌🏽
That was arguably funnier than even the original joke
I love how excited Nick gets
I forgot how good the bit that led into this was
It’s a triflin world we’re living in
Just when I think I'm straight.. they gay me back in
Good stuff dude
I'm gay
*F A C T S*
He was gay, Gary Cooper?
@@oswaldomayberry9260 He was a come-from-behind kind of guy.
Nick's cheesesteak recipe is a VASTLY underrated part of this bit lol
Right? That sounded pretty good
My favourite part is how Adam tries to stay out of it at first saying it doesn't matter until Stav says it again
He was saying it doesn't matter because Stav tried to say he doesn't even like thousand island dressing.
God that throwaway line from Adam "that's what im saying members of congress and cops"
Thousand Island Stare was the obvious choice for the title of Stavs standup special
This guys Wrexham save is absolutely finished. Sacked in the morning
Absolute banger of a goal by that Norwich player though
Just kiss already
I don’t understand European soccer
"First of all what is that shit? Ketchup and mayo? I don't fuck with it" Yeah okay stav
Stav tryna act like he doesn’t know exactly what thousand island is
He’s Greek so he preemptive to say island
Nice English. Go back to your pedo gyro island
Was thinking the same thing. The land of a thousand islands. Easy to see why his people were drawn to it.
STUFFED SHELL SHOCKED
Toast traumatic stress disorder
So this is why Stav left the show
just realized ep.46 is what planted the idea into Stav's mind
i always have to watch it again to actually make sure it happened the unbelievable way i remember it
Hearing stav say “look of horror” and waiting for him to drop the fattest thing he’s ever said is glorious
Us gay boys have played this one loop for months
5:05 They're joking about "the woods" in Philly, but Philadelphia literally has Fairmont Park, the largest urban park in the fucking WORLD
Mount Rushmore of the show is this, adam shitting, any time Ian was on, and the bam interview
Hotep Michael Douglas has gotta be up there
David Cross interview too
2:20 omfg hahaha
They’re all wrong, it’s Thousand Yard Stare
nothing gets past you
@@PowerfulKundalini steel trap
Very straight observation
@@PowerfulKundalini passed you
Whoosh
I am in love with guys
Nice dude
Vintage gay
cumtown and football manager, what a beautiful combo.
Recording spoken word with your bass setting set to max
Fruit re-lurps
shat myself
THOUSAND ISLAND STARE
after further review on the play, the offense said "thousand isl..." we will take that, turnover on downs!
Nick's cheesesteak actually sounds delicious
"I don't even like thousand island"
Well that's it, case closed
How are you so bad at Football Manager? My first season in the PL with Wrexham I was 3rd or something.
Edit: Oh I saw the end now. The CB was trying to play out of the defence with zero skill. Hit me up for decent tactics.
4:16 worst tactic I've ever seen
Mayo is paleo ...😂
Turned this on the listen to while I play fm23 lmaoooooo
Stav checked himself into the mayo clinic after this.
With ketchup, and mustered😂
“Stavs stuffed shell shocked” absolutely incredible line from nick
Picked it back up after Adam killed the momentum with that asinine observation
bro its like a 7 out of 10 pun. "absolutely incredible" might be a stretch.
@@trippersigs2248thanks for the input
He's going to go over his deductible on his blue cheese blue shield insurance for all the therapy needed
I'm convinced this is what causes stav to leave
This is a certified gay classic.
One of the defining moments of the show right up there with, "No pussy for Gay Nick," and Adam shitting himself.
They've bullied Stav so hard he's suffering from
PoTatoeSalaD
good one, I'm gay
That's so good!
Gay
Hell yeah dude
BLTD
It was at the second 'n' in "Thousand Islan" when he knew he fucked up.
Stav was definitely sweating mayo
If the island was one mile long then Stav would be sort of right.
Thousand yard stare not thousand mile stare
Depends on how long your eyeballs are
"you're sweatin' mayo right now"
My phone must have been listening because i just referenced this at a cpr course. We were talking about indicators of shock and I said “thousand island stare”.
Nobody was gay enough to get it.
I thought the thumbnail was a thousand islam stare
I remember when I first heard this I couldn’t even believe it
this is why stav left cumtown
Thousand Island stare
2:16 is why you’re here
DUDE YOU'RE SWEATIN' MAYO RIGHT NOW
they're all wrong it's "thousand yard stare"
Bit dark at the end. Lol
Mayo is soy bros
Wrong. It's an agarthan superfood and a gains cheatcode to boot. Keep coping with your sour cream
It took me about a week or so to realize these weren’t oneyplays videos
.25x speed 2:21