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Hell yeah dude.
Hell yeah dude.
Hell ya my N@@andreasi5125
✡️ 💵 🕎 💰
Even Goebbels would’ve thought this went too far.
Daaamn son!! That was great
“Nein, ze German people vould see zis as unrealistic”
@@johnpatterson8697 i can't find it any where
"Now for me that's too far."
"It's for working people."
@@johnpatterson8697 can you send a link or something? Can’t find it at all.
5ish this is jimmy hoffa
Lol that's my favorite impression so far.
I could jew that for you
I could make Shabbos dinner for you I could do that for you
"I got an hoffa you can't refuse"
I heard you lend subprime houses
“The Expendables of Anti-Semetism”
"Of course I know him, he is me"
_Now I see the world through Fiveish eyes!_
Joseph Goebbels, Dieudonné Mbala, Ted Nugent, Kanye West and nick mullen
@@juleswoodbury58no Mel Gibson?
Nick genuinely feeling disappointment at the fact that he didn’t come up with Fiveish is the funniest shit I can think of
It really is some Wonder Showzen tier shit
I’ve watched this a million times just to hear Stav yell “FIVEISH IS A FUCKING DOLLAR BILL?!?” then cackle like the crypt keeper. 😂💀
0:55
Hearing him scream _"NOOOHOHOHO NOOO"_ like luke skywalker is 👌
"I'm lightheaded bro.. that's unbelievable"
Fiveish: _THAT'S ME!_
_stav fucking explodes_
IT'S A FIVE DOLLAR BIIIIIIILLLLLLL!
That laugh is the cure to cancer lol
Hell yea, brother.
The best line is Nick saying "It sucks that I'm not allowed to get too excited about this".
Fiveish not being able to properly throw a football is the best sight gag
One of the kids throws the football at least as Jewish-ly as Fiveish. I saw it when I watched the original video an I cackled like Stav for about 2 minutes straight because it's just the worst!
@@TheRepublicOfJohn i like how all the kids dress up like they are in a mighty mighty bosstones cover band, id call it the "Mighty Might BossTeens"
@@BIacklce their moms dress them, or at least that's the impression that i get
Timestamp?
@@BIacklcedude I almost one-upped this until I realized it was already upped. I think I chipped a tooth.
This is like making a show aimed at native american children hosted by Stumbly the anthropomorphic handle of bottom shelf liquor
And the logo is something close to the taaka logo
Pretty much how sausage party did it with the liquor bottle being a Native American shaman
Youre too smart for this fanbase.
no
isnt that a simpsons joke where a football team mascot is called Drunky the Indian?
The _"Okay kids, time to go rob fiveish"_ sometimes pops up in my head and makes me absolutely lose it every time lmao
"Time to go pay rent to fiveish and then rob his ass" gets me every time
@@ProfessorBoswell Yeah that addendum ascends the bit to the peak, I gotta gay. I mean say.
The delivery on “is the pussy fat?” Is objectively one of the funniest things ever
“My name is Robbery the Nine millimeter”
2:22
5:00
Iz tha pussy *PHAT?!*
I don't get the joke
"Of course I didn't go to work that day" Felix is so unbelievably funny and doesn't give a shit
I don’t get it
@@wooopwopwopwwooo609 it's a joke on that old trope that like 5000 Jewish workers weren't at the World Trade Center the day it was attacked. Debunked many times I'm sure, but Felix killed the delivery
@@paulfroelich1024 Ohhhhh hehehehehe that’s funny
He made a similar joke on twitter a few weeks ago and it was great.
@@paulfroelich1024 It's not debunked. Alan Dershowitz literally said this. Also the owner of the building, who was there daily with his kids? None of them were there. Almost like they all knew, and wanted to collect insurance money for the claim they took out in 1999 detailing explicitly what would happen during an airplane hitting the buildings.
"Nick, you shouldn't let people know about this..."
Beautiful
That’s the rare actually funny joke by Adam
"Adam, we have to shut this down"
I've shared this with all my Jewish friends they thought it was hilarious
Moazam Khan did you share with them about uss liberty and the commie connection
Clearly Sam Hyde and Tim Heidecker made amends and collaborated to make this.
I was gonna say this looks straight outta world peace
@@thanks4272 If it was it would be much worse. The fact that this is legit is everything.
@@sevensicilies I’m not sure - if it was world peace it would be hilarious. But I get it that the authenticity takes it to new levels
@@Eastwood007x I mean it’ll still be funny if it was just a skit, but what makes it hilarious to an otherworldly extent is the fact that it is real lol
@@dajokahbaby1506 how'd you like Smiling Friends?
U sure this isnt a sam hyde bit?
he can't keep getting away with it!
He’s too busy causing all those mass shootings
@@GeloKuhsang This joke was old 3 years ago
Ir mom is a sam hyde bitb
Sam Hyde is fat and ugly and therefore subhuman
"Robbery the 9 millimeter" made me literally cry 🤣🤣🤣
Tucker's serious interview face with a dancing Fiveish is gold.
3:27 for those that need it! 😅😂😂
The Band of Brothers reference wrapped this up with a bow. "You salute the denomination, Sobel, not the bill"
Jesus that was awesome, pure genius.
Sorry i meant "Moses that was awesome, pure genius"
This is probably the 50th time I've heard this but it's the first time I've paid attention to how brilliant that is
When your own people’s satire becomes a golem.
Best fucking comment ive ever read in my life!! 😂😂😂😂😂
It's not even satire, it's literally a childrens show made by a weird orthodox group.
@@iunnox666 Exactly, everyone thinks this is some kind of self aware joke.. no. They actually thought this with ZERO awareness that "What? Money? What's wrong with money? Everybody loves money! The kids love money! Make our mascot money!" - It's what they think about and focus on all day, every day.
I can't wait for the awkward non-apology that Stav will have to give in the future when the earlier stages of his career are brought up
That's gonna be so funny
Adam will be in Jerry Seinfelds position and stav on a Zoom call on the Jimmy Kimmel show just like Kramer.
@@Screwby_Jones6200 "stop laughing, it's not funny!" - Jerry Funny Man
BILL BILL BILL BILL
@@yungdarn3876 YESS LOL!
I need this show, not enough to pay at full price but maybe at a discount.
mmmaybe for fiveish?
*rubs hands jewishly*
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@@inhonia8785 5 dollars? What do you need 3 dollars for?
Good lord, based on a quick Wikipedia search, this Alan Dershowitz fellow seems like a real character.
Fiveish is the most damaging thing the Orthodox have done to our people since the Kars4Kids jingle
What would you do if I told you they were both made by the same people? Google "Oorah".
from the same people!
Oh god don’t remind me of that trash
@@nothere413 wow.
@Oliver and get thrown down the well again? I don't think so!
have you seen the video where fiveish actually goes to Israel and chases a bunch of old hasidic jews around?
Is it the one of a bunch of hasidic jews chasing a guy in a money suit around cos holy shit
@@IronMiddo yup that one
WHAT
Not true, they would've chased fiveish
@@cowl6867 fuck, that's funny
Adam getting unironically upset about how this reflects on the tribe is such a great little bit
Yeah it’s so funny how he’s like “this was never meant to be seen outside of the community” 😂😂
@@bruhdon4748 my sides rofl
ITS MONEY
"time to go rob fiveish"
So hood, he robs money _from_ money!
_i'm going to Hell..._
The snickering at 5:16 is truly bone chilling. All the currencies of the free world never stood a chance.
The best part about all of this is that I've never met an orthodox family that owns a TV.
Right! This has to be parody, I'm losing my mind
It's for modern orthodox Jews
Wait, then where do they watch Schindler's List
every month as well as the hours of Propogandic lies from their mother land? (That they stole)
Orthodox jews aren't allowed to
"if the Orthodox Jewish families could see this, they'd be very upset"
“We’ll coordinate with them to make sure the right ones die in the towers!” I don’t know why but this fucking broke me. I’m dead.
Looks like They™ got another one. People keep dying from 9/11 like TV actors earn residuals
Because Israel is actually like this. Nick knows
its because all the chosen ones that worked there were called days prior telling them not to come into work on 9/11
@@JS-qk6th the owner of the buildings, who worked there 5 days a week, and ate lunch there daily, literally laughed at press when asked why he wasn't there.
"Lol, I just got paid double. 2 buildings baybeee!" - Adam's uncle
Mel Brooks himself couldn’t be more hilariously anti-Semitic
a pack
@@ZeranZeran whacha doin up'ere fella?
@@erynoise that was the first time I heard anyone refer to a race of people as "a pack".
Mel Brooks is a visionary.
I thought it was a gag or SNL bit.
@@ZeranZeranreally? Cause there’s a pretty famous example of that
ua-cam.com/video/xfF7_Xo83uA/v-deo.htmlsi=qvbBGnQCvuabetwS&t=34s
The firemen and Fiveish dancing when Nick mentioned the towers was a golden edit
This and the Steven Seagal vid are like the gateway to getting into the CumTown podcast
00:53
"FIVEISH IS A FUCKING DOLLAR BILL?? IT'S MONEYY?!"
the sheer shock and disbelief was so fucking funny
Probably my favorite laugh from Stav ever
its even worse that the shows creator is an orthodox jew
You were in my recommends. UA-cam has blessed you.
The algorithm Gods have smiled on me the last couple days
UA-cam blessed YOU bud
UA-cam finally blessed *me* for once
@@ClangersTV yes they have, these guys are fucking hilarious. Surprised I haven't heard of them before.
@@ClangersTV it’s half and half
You’re definitely favored by the algorithm but you’re also making the videos that would be most favored by it
Sleek editing, tasteful clips, lack of Nick’s favorite F, N, and R words, etc
Idk if you meant for it to be this way but your videos end up being the perfect intro to the podcast
Nick is sad he’ll never take credit in making 5ish
A Serious Man (2009)
"This is like if the creators of Wonder Showzen got too into Stormfront" Adam has some fire lines fr
1:06 best Stavros laugh of them all lol. You can tell he really lost it.
It plays like Wonder Showzen, but there's never a break or accidental pause. It's incredible. Whoever made this show is a genius. Or just the most calculated racist I've ever heard of.
Just a delusional person who thinks they're part of god's chosen ones.
They really believe this. I worked with them. most are chill. Some are absolutely insane, bat shit ko͝oko͝o. They would hiss whenever they got angry, or if someone outside of their close knit religious clique got anywhere near them, they would just get disgusted and panicked. I used to make it a point to get as close as possible to the most racist one there whenever I had to fix his pc. Dude was such a racist, demanding POS. Watching him squirm in disgust and fear was my driving force for my last few weeks of working there. Because a white peasant had the nerve to fix is computer for him (Reload Spotify, because his dumb old ass had no idea what he was doing and left it on for 2 weeks straight). - Some of them are straight up disgustingly racist, some of them are really cool people just like anyone else.
I doubt this was shot in the cameraman's house. Everything in there, from the flooring, to the piano, to the bookshelves, to the picture of the Chofetz Chaim screams that this is a rabbi's house.
Probably charged them for the power and heat used to shoot this show
We gonna ignore fiveish's weird spirit cooking ritual cackle at 5:17?
I'm Jewish and it sounded like a regular laugh to me
Nick was absolutely right, they are in new jersey. The license plate on the Impala proves it
Yes that’s what confirmed it...
lakewood moment
that phone call is fucking unbeLIEVABLE
One of the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen
"Of course I didn't go to work that day!"
You guys deserve wayyy more followers... holy shit.... when he goes "i gotta go pay rent to fiveish" omg
This is from the podcast, "Cum Town." It's purely audio. The person running this channel is adding visuals to their audio. Not the same people, just an amazing editor.
Its from the Cum Town Podcast.
@@chancedavis6216 Thanks, I literally already said that, glad you could feel involved.
Ya i figured that out later ive seen nick before on skanks i think but after this i went on a deep dive on cum tube... their fucking soo funny holy shit... not as original as Sargent major general chipperson but name a sock cucker who is..... cum town, why dont they call it spunk city or sumthin tss tss
@@JustLostTheGame No need to be a douche. I didnt care to read the comments under his and simply commented without hesitation. Dont let your fragile ego get in the way of your judgment.
This is the clip that sold me on Cumtown, I come back to it when ever I need a laugh.
Fiveish been real quiet since those tunnels were found in Brooklyn
"IS THE PUSSY FAT?" had my drink coming out of my nose.
Even when life is shit,
Stavs hysterical laughter when he beholds fiveish always makes me smile.
I love Felix's legitimate terror
Why is a giant dollar-shaped Mr. Blobby chasing child Redditors around a playground
Just the fact that Jews made a dollar bill mascot to teach finance tips to children is funnier than any joke anyone could ever make about it
In case you didn’t know, the cars4kids charity song that drives everyone crazy, is the “charity” that makes this idiotic kids show. Nice charity dollars at work.
@@brendencarlson5220 I've never heard of it
@@youngkappakhan Well, google it. It’s the most annoying ear worm, and when i discovered that the “charity” merely uses the money for these videos and their schools, well, my five dollar bill will go elsewhere.
@@brendencarlson5220 Curiously I get advertised this charity a day later. Only chosenites would make a "charity" that literally just asks you to give them a car or boat for like 700 dollars in tax credit
I've been watching Fiveish drunk for hours and still can't decide if it's satire or not
Help
Its hurting my head trying to understand the logic behind this show.
Lmao
8:30 That Deniro impression is the t*ts.
They're really this bold, and they really have 0 self awareness.
They're really like this. Go meet a few. They're hilarious people. Some are great.
You don't need help man, you've figured this life shit out
Its like a Sam Hyde bit
My favourite part of this bit is Adam asking nick not to bring it up
Im so glad Stav didnt watch the trailer before hand, that laugh was tremendous
Watching this due to current events
i love everyone congratulating stav for guessing bubbie
That "swish" is so heartwarming
One in a while, life delivers a golden nugget. I've watched this like ten times now.
I watched this video a year or so back while on ketamine, and I remember the audio from 7:15 - 7:29 repeating over and over in my head for what felt like hours. 10/10
Wuuuuuuuunderbaaar lmao that had to be an experience
“You ever heard of subprime lendingggg?” I’m fucking dead
I'm pretty sure Fiveish actually originated as a mascot for a jewish community five dollar raffle sweepstakes.
"Hey, you know that five dollar bill costume? Lets use that as the title character for our jewish children's television show! What could go wrong?!"
... _And History was made._
One of Stav’s best “NOOOOOO” moments
What amazing commentary. Alan Dershowitz! You’re killin me.
Anyone here after the NYC tunnel story dropped?
In case you didn’t know, the cars4kids charity song that drives everyone crazy, is the “charity” that makes this idiotic kids show. Nice charity dollars at work.
This is very close to being a Million Dollar Extreme sketch
Hardest I’ve laughed in months. It’s like an advert on GTA television.
I've been thinking about fiveish a lot this week.
holy shit my mom used to work at a orthodox jewish school and they had this fucking fiveish doll thing, i always wondered about it, this is lowkey surreal.
“robberita nine-millameetah” 😂😂
robbery the nine millimeter
Get your racist irony right stupid, it’s robbery the nine millimeter
"... And then we'll have our jewish Five Dollar Bill tell the guy on the phone, 'Well, you better remind him who put him in office!' Get it?! ... _Because he's _*_MONEY!_* all Politicians need money to run for office! _There is no way this joke can be interpreted as anything else!"_
As soon as I Fiveish, he reminded me of a Don't Hug Me I'm Scared character and I got immediately worried for the kids.
This can't be real. This is just a fever dream.
I recognize the voice of Fiveish. It's the same guy who does Kaiba's dad. Name is Richard Will (Horvitz)
You mean _THAT_ Kaiba's dad...?!
That dude?
RICHARD HORVITZ!? Oh my god…
WHAT.
The true special Shabbos guest was Exodia Necros all along!
6:26 You can SEE the guy wearing the arm through the goddamn door!
My mans is wearing the dress shirt sweater vest combo
Stav pulling a whole ass "no no no no no, wait wait wait wait wait" moment kills me everything
4:55 had me screaming
I wont die happy if i dont see the sequel "Fiveish goes west" 🤣🤣
0:59 “IT’S MONEY?!?!”
Y’all are blowing up. Glad I found you. UA-cam has decided to be good for once. G’bless.
"of course i didnt go to work that day" lol
Hey kids
Lets learn about
BLOOD MONEY
okay but for real the Fiveish voice actor is fucking solid. he honestly sounds like the A Christmas Story narrator
I love how Adam tried to shut it down
them quieting down just to hear "THATS ME!" always destroys me
Has Nick ever watched those bar mitzvah invitation videos on youtube where they do full on productions with plots and celebrity cameos just to invite guests to a party?
I wanna know if he seen the one where they ask for his birth certificate and the one before that where he goes through the airport with what appears to be dynamite
Can u link 1 lmao???
Update: jesus those are shitpost goldmines. My lord😂☠
@@JavierHernandez-fq4hu Now I need to see this. I'm wondering what level of celebrity is doing bar mitzvah invitation videos. George Wendt? Mark McGrath? Judy Gold???
God damn idk why but “okay, so I’m seeing a dollar bill.” fucking kills me every time.
_The calm before the storm..._
Mel Gibson is definitely an executive producer on this. 😂
This is the best comment ever
Imagine driving by and watching them film this show
Possibly the greatest Stav cackle of all time
Top tier editing my dude you are on to something!
Dude, the fiveish mascot/character was based off their famous $5 Chinese auction they do every year. Any Jewish kid knows this.
It's a marketing thing for the oorah auction
@@cyaj2402 thank you for this explanation. I was really wonderings why they'd make this lmao.
The fuck is a Chinese auction? What in the fuck?
@@rallokkcaz a Chinese auction is basically a raffle
@@rallokkcaz Ironically, the term "Chinese auction" has a prejudiced origin from when the Chinese were considered cheap. Jewish auction is the appropriate term
My first thought seeing these: "Wonder Showzen's new season is looking good".
The best is the clip of a guy dressed as Fiveish pissing off some orthodoxers and getting chased by a mob of Hasidic Jews, just the real world visuals of a five dollar bill being chased down the street by a horde of angry Jews and all the mental implications that come with it.
There was an old video of that clip with R&B music playing in the background, also had a funny title. Used to watch it a million times but I can't find it anymore
Felix's timing was great here.
prolly my fav cometown clip. the first reaction about a minute in is priceless.
"robbery the 9mm"
“Let’s pay Fiveish and rob him” 😂😂😂
There is no way Mel Gibson wasn’t the secret benefactor that bankrolled this 😂
love this. Gives me old O&A wibes
"My name is robbery the 9 mm"