Cumtown - Joe Rogan

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @Vesterpester
    @Vesterpester 2 роки тому +800

    I can’t wait to listen to a clip that’ll have little to nothing to do with Joe Rogan

    • @PanicGiraffe
      @PanicGiraffe 2 роки тому +238

      If you're listening to this gay podcast in a capacity where the topic matters to you, you're doing it wrong. It's for drowning out the voices.

    • @hossdelgato6098
      @hossdelgato6098 2 роки тому +19

      how gay of you to say.

    • @WDC_OSA
      @WDC_OSA 2 роки тому +34

      @@PanicGiraffe Hey, if I'm searching for the Molested Cholo clip, then that had damn well better be what I find.

    • @PanicGiraffe
      @PanicGiraffe 2 роки тому +3

      @@WDC_OSA I'm in a fuge right now.

    • @JoeMama-tl4tr
      @JoeMama-tl4tr 2 роки тому +1

      @@PanicGiraffe just admit it you want to blow Joe Rogan

  • @grapeape836
    @grapeape836 2 роки тому +307

    The more I watch this channel the more I think it's just a Chinese bot running a machine learning algorithm

    • @ImOwenWilson
      @ImOwenWilson 2 роки тому +8

      Better not tell Nick the bot is Chinese

    • @bleekrisp
      @bleekrisp 2 роки тому +20

      that would explain the out of sync video boxes

    • @Flike245
      @Flike245 2 роки тому +1

      @@ImOwenWilson He might move into its closet?

    • @afdcomposer
      @afdcomposer 2 роки тому +7

      Isn’t that the entire internet?

    • @nurgle333
      @nurgle333 2 роки тому +17

      Vietnamese actually

  • @Ray_D_Tutto
    @Ray_D_Tutto 2 роки тому +34

    I was amazed Stav was so quiet until i realized this wasn't a livestream.

  • @natani___7666
    @natani___7666 2 роки тому +69

    I love how all these new channels use a title that is only related to the video by like two sentences.

    • @Zeus1080p
      @Zeus1080p 2 роки тому +6

      it’s the same mf

  • @bobduato4404
    @bobduato4404 2 роки тому +74

    "Karate is bullshit" famous last words

  • @BustDaNinja
    @BustDaNinja 2 роки тому +85

    Adam's Marco Polo joke might be the funniest thing he has said.

    • @ryandunnlives
      @ryandunnlives Рік тому

      I was thinking the same thing. And it’s like half as good as Nick’s best . Lol

    • @anneominous7172
      @anneominous7172 Рік тому

      The funniest thing he's said is him protesting that he's not gay. We all know, Adam.

  • @Jackson87RandomClips
    @Jackson87RandomClips 2 роки тому +63

    I remember watching Ken Shamrock at UFC 1 in 1993 when it came out on VHS. We had a video store in my town called Movie Mart and I remeber my Dad talking about how we had to watch these fights and the only thing I was familiar with at the age of 6 was wrestling. So, imagine the look I had when there were no theatrics and just people beating the shit out of each other. That's officially the day I learned how fake wrestling was.

    • @CommanderRiker0
      @CommanderRiker0 2 роки тому

      Same!

    • @christopherroberts4682
      @christopherroberts4682 2 роки тому +4

      I remember watching Bruce Lee fight chuck Norris in a movie once. I was like 10 and In karate class. Shit was fire

  • @nate7404
    @nate7404 2 роки тому +88

    If Cumtown ever gets on Spotify they’re going to blow up

    • @josh1248
      @josh1248 2 роки тому +11

      they’ve been on spotify for a long time

    • @ceebo625
      @ceebo625 2 роки тому +13

      @@josh1248 gee. It’s almost as if that’s the joke.

    • @josh1248
      @josh1248 2 роки тому +1

      @@ceebo625 its almost as if you’re gay

    • @justinborland3325
      @justinborland3325 Рік тому +3

      @@ceebo625 gee. It’s almost as if cadence can’t be properly communicated through text alone. (That was sarcastic)

    • @sphillips7373
      @sphillips7373 Рік тому +6

      gay

  • @monkeyshit29
    @monkeyshit29 2 роки тому +90

    i hope i come into a self defence type situation with the creator of this account

    • @timc4765
      @timc4765 2 роки тому +1

      I hope Kyle Rittenhouse does too

    • @nurgle333
      @nurgle333 2 роки тому +4

      Based

    • @gSWG3R
      @gSWG3R 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao, cringe.

    • @kadenstimpson3167
      @kadenstimpson3167 2 роки тому +7

      Looking for the next East Asian robot bastard to start a fight
      - Liam Neeson

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 Рік тому +1

      @@kadenstimpson3167 “the first blahc bahstahd I see”

  • @mydadsgay1141
    @mydadsgay1141 2 роки тому +19

    Steven Seagull's Joe Rogan compilation is light years beyond this and he did it two years ago.

  • @ryandunnlives
    @ryandunnlives Рік тому +8

    Nick absolutely saying the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in my life :😌
    Adam making the most basic joke: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iancooper1466
    @iancooper1466 2 роки тому +23

    new guy seems to flip flop between actually being able to keep up and having the banter fly right over his head

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson Рік тому +6

    Holy fuck this is hysterical, I've just turned 30 and I was thinking last night that I've really gotten into watching UFC recently

  • @damiankirkwood7924
    @damiankirkwood7924 2 роки тому +11

    japan def needs to get the gundams ready

  • @chrislevack405
    @chrislevack405 3 місяці тому

    "Just the fax, ma'am." Solid Rugrats reference.

  • @Tony525_
    @Tony525_ 2 роки тому +7

    Seems like this was more about Luis J Gomez

    • @scumtardprime1838
      @scumtardprime1838 2 роки тому

      That's what I was thinking. Perfect bio for YoMMA RAP

  • @dalegribble01
    @dalegribble01 2 роки тому +5

    Man I am gonna miss these guys.

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 11 місяців тому

      Listen to the last 4 months of episodes and recall what a dumpster fire it was becoming. I loved the show too but holy shit once Nick wanted it dead it was awful.

  • @pigskinjones2749
    @pigskinjones2749 2 роки тому +26

    i can't pay attention to what they're saying because i'm imagining kissing adam's feminine wrists

  • @DweeD1516
    @DweeD1516 2 роки тому +10

    Jake sounds like Shane Gillis

    • @Mosi100
      @Mosi100 2 роки тому

      Shane Gillis looks like he has da downs

    • @DweeD1516
      @DweeD1516 2 роки тому

      @@Mosi100 But he's like the Einstein or Tesla of people with downs.

    • @jonvia
      @jonvia 5 місяців тому +1

      Gillis with a cold

  • @magicjackm
    @magicjackm 6 днів тому

    this lovechild of Louis CK & Shane Gillis going around as "Rich" made a pretty good Kramer v Kramer joke

  • @cf5397
    @cf5397 2 роки тому +10

    Karate is neither Chinese or Japanese, it was developed by the Ryukyuan people. You would know them better today as the indigenous people of Okinawa. I suppose you could claim it's Japanese, but only because the Japanese colonized the Ryukyuan kingdom.

    • @FitnessFiendsYTS
      @FitnessFiendsYTS 2 роки тому +3

      shuddup

    • @robotpanda77
      @robotpanda77 Рік тому +6

      That is a common misconception. It was invented by a British sailor Edward Carrot that shipwrecked in Feudal Japan during the Edo period. Edward became famous for his deadly moves when fighting the three foot tall Japanese men and due to a language barrier his name was mistranslated as Karate. After he tricked the Emperor into a gay threesome and escaped Japan on boat to fuck up the native americans and show them how to grow corn he was widely hated in Japan and propaganda was used to take away credit for his fighting style.

  • @daviddunsmuir8870
    @daviddunsmuir8870 2 роки тому +3

    So this clip proves that they actually use notes

  • @THESLlCK
    @THESLlCK Рік тому

    I was playing angry birds 2 on my iPhone while listening to this on media player, when I glanced at the screen you could imagine my confusion. I briefly thought I lost my mind.

  • @Levi_Tollefson
    @Levi_Tollefson Рік тому +1

    That Vietnamese food add looked pretty good

  • @hossdelgato6098
    @hossdelgato6098 2 роки тому +8

    just when it couldnt get gayer

    • @JoeMama-tl4tr
      @JoeMama-tl4tr 2 роки тому +2

      I mean Rogan is the one rolling around with other guys

  • @cat.batshon
    @cat.batshon 2 роки тому +2

    Rich Piano? A piano with lots of money? Lol!!

  • @Brian-er7py
    @Brian-er7py 2 роки тому +7

    Rest In Peace to rich piana he died.. of his death that’s what he gets for not collabing with me okpeaceoutbye

  • @johnnymac4927
    @johnnymac4927 Рік тому +2

    So smart and well informed lol

  • @JStack
    @JStack 2 роки тому +20

    Rogan was a below average kickboxer, but he was a kickboxer. And is a black belt in NoGi BJJ. Really more of a purple but still.
    Yes I am autistic

    • @PoppoYoppo
      @PoppoYoppo 2 роки тому

      Oh I was about to say it's just a joke but I understand where your coming from

    • @BustDaNinja
      @BustDaNinja 2 роки тому

      Pretty sure he did karate

    • @lunchbag_larry
      @lunchbag_larry 2 роки тому +11

      no he wasnt, he did taekwondo, no punches to the head allowed. that isnt kickboxing

    • @karlinngustafinn
      @karlinngustafinn 2 роки тому +5

      @@lunchbag_larry I thought he did marco polo?

    • @pitagoras3468
      @pitagoras3468 2 роки тому

      You're gay

  • @KenoshaKicker
    @KenoshaKicker 2 роки тому +3

    Vaping kills

  • @ChopinIsMyBestFriend
    @ChopinIsMyBestFriend 2 роки тому +1

    looks like vietnam war 2

  • @GOLDFISH817
    @GOLDFISH817 2 роки тому +19

    Jake Flores is so not funny

  • @NicholasAlfino
    @NicholasAlfino 2 роки тому +1

    What episode is this? Is that the guy from Pod Damn America?

  • @nunchuksteev9811
    @nunchuksteev9811 2 роки тому +1

    Karate isn't Chinese or Japanese, it's Okinowan.

    • @Mjhavok
      @Mjhavok 2 роки тому +2

      "Okinawa is a Japanese prefecture comprising more than 150 islands in the East China Sea between Taiwan and Japan's mainland. "

    • @nunchuksteev9811
      @nunchuksteev9811 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mjhavok Okinawa is the day Japan, but some 400 years ago during the advent of Karate, it was it's own settlement with its own ruling class, government and culture.

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 2 роки тому +3

    not that it really matters at the end of the day but with the show ending soon and all it is kind of annoying that half the great clips are gone and replaced with context-less random reups over third world flash games uploaded by some f*****s who want to make maybe $50
    and since the subreddit has been gone for over 2 years the spreadsheet is long dead. sucks.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 роки тому

      Is it ending soon?

    • @cartercartercartercar
      @cartercartercartercar 2 роки тому

      @@davidperez5089 i think theyre done at the end of the year

    • @g.6991
      @g.6991 2 роки тому

      @@cartercartercartercar cry more about 4 dudes circle jerking for an hour

  • @justingentry3747
    @justingentry3747 2 роки тому +6

    8:05 aged like a fine wine

    • @jessemercer5912
      @jessemercer5912 2 роки тому

      Jake sounding grossed out by the thought of someone pulling a Sonichu was wild.

  • @cashedrites
    @cashedrites 9 днів тому

    And I think watching every UFC fight for the past 15 years cage side probably makes you an expert

  • @nicholasmessina6406
    @nicholasmessina6406 2 роки тому +2

    Karates not bs😂

  • @prakharpaliwal8536
    @prakharpaliwal8536 Рік тому +1

    Oh you're from Xian Xu province, isn't that where they make the province

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf
    @KilgoreTroutAsf 2 роки тому

    I only know Peanu Reeves

  • @GaziRahman-pc1ip
    @GaziRahman-pc1ip Рік тому

    The only rogay podcast I listened to is the one with stav

  • @CoreyHart13
    @CoreyHart13 2 роки тому +1

    What episode is this from? Anyone know?

  • @coheteos
    @coheteos 2 роки тому

    Are these guys the same channel spread? Like one is just minecraft and the other just free fire

  • @xeftones
    @xeftones 2 роки тому

    Gay Rogan

  • @-Toon-
    @-Toon- Рік тому

    Oh you're from jiangzhou province isn't that where they make the province?

  • @Currencychaser01
    @Currencychaser01 Рік тому

    Angry birds gameplay😂

  • @LilBummmmmm
    @LilBummmmmm Місяць тому

    West bank hahahaha

  • @jmgmedia45
    @jmgmedia45 2 роки тому

    this must be old for jake flores to be on it

    • @bekahviolet
      @bekahviolet Рік тому

      I think it’s from 2017, they mention Rich Piana who died that year

  • @davea5884
    @davea5884 Рік тому

    Shit I thought this was shane Gillis until the very end

    • @ScuffedLandlord
      @ScuffedLandlord Рік тому

      I don't know how you could possibly make that mistake seeing as Shane Gillis is funny and this guy is a comedy black hole

  • @TechnoSinister
    @TechnoSinister Рік тому

    what a terrible way to end the clip

  • @MrK4199
    @MrK4199 2 роки тому

    yes! angry birds!

  • @paulsansonetti7410
    @paulsansonetti7410 11 місяців тому

    2:30 karate is Japanese

  • @noellesears10
    @noellesears10 2 роки тому +1

    chrogan

  • @TheLegPumpkin
    @TheLegPumpkin Рік тому

    Fun fact: That is INDEED where THEY make the province where They make the province...

  • @Googleaccount_2
    @Googleaccount_2 2 роки тому

    Say it

  • @iamgubbler95
    @iamgubbler95 2 роки тому +10

    Who is this unfunny guest?

  • @highecuador1873
    @highecuador1873 2 роки тому

    Karate is okinawan

  • @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
    @asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550 2 роки тому +2

    Best guest.

  • @lil_mixdrink
    @lil_mixdrink Рік тому +1

    Too bad Jake is on this

  • @K9Mike
    @K9Mike Рік тому

    I suppose I could Google to find my answer… But I am so curious as to how they couple of guys, so hilariously creative would come up with the absolute worst name ever for a podcast. I almost can’t listen to this podcast simply because if it’s horrible name lol

    • @DanAvenell
      @DanAvenell Рік тому

      What's the matter, you don't like cum?

  • @SuperKeithers
    @SuperKeithers 2 роки тому +1

    the audio & the video never sync up?

  • @cashedrites
    @cashedrites 9 днів тому

    UFC's been around for like 30 years, Joe was a taekwondo champion not karate

  • @Niko-px3dy
    @Niko-px3dy 2 роки тому +1

    No comment

  • @Fat1990
    @Fat1990 Рік тому

    Got whiplash because I thought It was fucking cookie run on the screen

  • @Tom_The_Slave
    @Tom_The_Slave 2 роки тому

    Lol

  • @spikespiegel2246
    @spikespiegel2246 Рік тому

    So glad stav left. He's insufferable.

    • @mactallica9293
      @mactallica9293 Рік тому +1

      Yes because tafs is so much better than cumtown...

  • @user7966
    @user7966 2 роки тому

    isn't john kramer the guy from saw?

  • @GREATESTALLY
    @GREATESTALLY 2 роки тому

    I don't think that's the problem with Sweden bud

  • @Frightful_Lag0
    @Frightful_Lag0 2 роки тому

    Gross it's censorship

  • @johnrosscampbell6187
    @johnrosscampbell6187 2 роки тому +1

    Karate is Japanese, the word means empty fist like karaoke means empty orchestra.....fuckin Italian? Da fudge?

  • @jonathancubillo7383
    @jonathancubillo7383 Рік тому

    Stav is a sell out

  • @femalehero420
    @femalehero420 2 роки тому +10

    Lol, literally everything they say is wrong

    • @PoppoYoppo
      @PoppoYoppo 2 роки тому +19

      It's almost like it's a podcast called fucking Cumtown and they're joking around

    • @JoeMama-tl4tr
      @JoeMama-tl4tr 2 роки тому

      Bro you should be banned from commenting

    • @femalehero420
      @femalehero420 2 роки тому

      So two things, you are not the arbiters of who can post and of course it’s a comedy podcast dumb dumbs

  • @GeoffreyBronson
    @GeoffreyBronson Рік тому

    What an awful guest

  • @moderatelyfamous69
    @moderatelyfamous69 2 роки тому +2

    You know it's a bot cuz it doesn't know Jake or whatever his name is isn't funny