Cumtown: Adam Sh*ts Himself

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  • @mattsmith457
    @mattsmith457 2 роки тому +2150

    "I should have gone to law school" I just imagine Adam shitting himself at the rittenhouse trial

    • @AleKar1991
      @AleKar1991 2 роки тому +67

      Reevaluating all you life decisions is the right move. Definitely not reevaluating what you ate earlier that day.

    • @milesjobrani9394
      @milesjobrani9394 Рік тому +1

      Shittenhouse

    • @brancracker
      @brancracker Рік тому +30

      His bowels can’t even handle a podcast. I can’t imagine him being a lawyer lol

    • @tristanw4151
      @tristanw4151 Рік тому +115

      "Mr. Rittenhouse, do you play Call of Du-oh no no no no no no no..."

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Рік тому +18

      Call of Dooty

  • @cringebro8628
    @cringebro8628 2 роки тому +1561

    When Adam is literally crying about shitting himself and stav starts to promote his shows

  • @Petergcomedy93
    @Petergcomedy93 2 роки тому +1306

    This was the birth of the Adam Friedland show

    • @d0tbat
      @d0tbat 2 роки тому +41

      Adam is a proud mother now

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 2 роки тому +5

      @@d0tbat I'm happy for adam deborah jewish and her son benjamin jewish

    • @IDKeffect82
      @IDKeffect82 Рік тому +5

      No doubt

    • @jarrodfulton
      @jarrodfulton Рік тому +8

      lol this Adam dude is so lame

    • @zooweemama911
      @zooweemama911 Рік тому +23

      @@jarrodfulton Finally, the fellow Stav and Nick enjoyer. Adam has his place (garbage can) but the Big Nick and Fat Stav riffs are unmatched

  • @sapermader2198
    @sapermader2198 2 роки тому +843

    I like how over time nick and stav start to realise that Adam legitimately feels embarrassed about shitting himself and starts to ease up on the roasting, then over more time they start to feel comfortable again so they starting roasting him even more

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 2 роки тому

      They remembered all the other gross fake cute stuff he did for attention in conversation and turned it back up lol
      Love him to death

    • @mononymouslyjan8313
      @mononymouslyjan8313 Рік тому +123

      no, nick was right. he was proud of himself for shitting himself, he was playing up his "im so pathetic" voice

    • @tmc4930
      @tmc4930 Рік тому +13

      ​@mononymouslyjan8313 that's so human.

  • @drewxxxx7
    @drewxxxx7 2 роки тому +855

    “That jug on the floor is soap. There’s none in the shower”
    Just guy stuff

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Рік тому +82

      It's a bottle that just says "SOAP" on it.

    • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
      @drenchedinsyrupp6059 Рік тому +87

      @@mrscruffles801like a fucking cartoon moonshine jug

    • @OneHellOfASandwich
      @OneHellOfASandwich Рік тому +8

      I audibly said “Jesus Christ whatta live in the gulag?”

    • @IMugMuggers
      @IMugMuggers Рік тому

      clean your ass and hurry, the podcast has started

  • @trugguff9632
    @trugguff9632 2 роки тому +1389

    Still makes me die laughing that Adams best bit was literally him shitting his pants.

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 2 роки тому +44

      and being bullied by Stob and Nick

    • @jackspedicie6907
      @jackspedicie6907 2 роки тому

      @@entertainme7523 Stob

    • @7brokenribs
      @7brokenribs 2 роки тому +6

      I shit my pants laughing

    • @thelongestdongrod190
      @thelongestdongrod190 Рік тому

      ​@@entertainme7523 Slob and Dick

    • @agentspliff
      @agentspliff Рік тому +17

      @@entertainme7523 yeah I honestly think that's the only reason he's on this. Every friend circle has 1 guy that get's shit on but this time he just shit his pants

  • @kirsten2415
    @kirsten2415 Рік тому +597

    weirdly, nick having a jug of soap on the floor of his bathroom is the funniest part of this to me

    • @chiefwawawa
      @chiefwawawa Рік тому +73

      its also so on brand, that he would buy a fukn 5 gallon wholesale soap jug, rather than head n shoulders or sum normal people soap

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Рік тому +30

      It's an enlightening glimpse into his life at home.

    • @stevenhetzel6483
      @stevenhetzel6483 Рік тому +46

      Lmfao it didn't register with me till now. A JUG, its so big it would be cumbersome in the shower, so he keeps it on the fucking floor lmfaoo

    • @primethread
      @primethread Рік тому +4

      I actually had like a jug of dawn dishsoap on my bathroom floor for like a year. I still have a bottle of Ajax behind the dogwater bowl for some reason.

    • @haveagreatday6952
      @haveagreatday6952 Рік тому +5

      @@primethreaddid you move the Ajax yet

  • @Freiheit1232
    @Freiheit1232 10 місяців тому +75

    Stav just looking at a puddle of shit on a camping chair in a living room and decided right there, "I'm going solo"

  • @foxysideburns5741
    @foxysideburns5741 2 роки тому +731

    Stavs laugh at the beginning reminds me of cartmans laugh when he sees the midget

  • @Tassie85
    @Tassie85 Рік тому +259

    "I hate him."

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto Рік тому +29

      Nick is so tsundere.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 7 місяців тому +16

      -Nick Mullen, cohost of The Adam Friedland Show

    • @XDapologist
      @XDapologist 6 місяців тому +5

      There was so much lust on that comment

  • @marijanina
    @marijanina Рік тому +133

    adam being like "c'mon man this is really embarrassing 😔" in the background at 5:26, being genuinely upset, while stav is just cackling even harder makes this so much funnier

  • @trevin277
    @trevin277 2 роки тому +564

    My respect for Adam actually became greater after he shit himself he really showed he was superior to Nick and Stav

  • @eddieg82
    @eddieg82 2 роки тому +292

    One of the top ten moments in Podcasting history.

  • @bruhdon4748
    @bruhdon4748 Рік тому +79

    Nick and Stav talking to Adam like he’s a child/dog that has shit themselves is the funniest part, Stav pretending to be supportive lmao

  • @kym6479
    @kym6479 Рік тому +170

    12:19 is genuinely one of the funniest things Nick’s ever said

  • @iavv334
    @iavv334 Рік тому +247

    "Is this just my life? To do this in public for fucking ugly people?"
    "I should've gone to law school"
    Top two greatest Adam lines in human history

    • @TyrannyOfBenevolance
      @TyrannyOfBenevolance Рік тому +20

      Up there with "give it to me upside-down spiderman style, Mr. Shapiro"

  • @DogInPajamaPants
    @DogInPajamaPants Рік тому +112

    I nearly shit myself from laughing too hard at this, what a vicious cycle.

    • @LankyMF
      @LankyMF Рік тому +5

      This comment made me shit myself

    • @476megaman
      @476megaman Рік тому +5

      @@LankyMF what a vicious cycle

    • @TheHabibass
      @TheHabibass 9 місяців тому +1

      @@476megaman This comment made me shit myself

    • @a-sea-of-salad5040
      @a-sea-of-salad5040 3 місяці тому

      ​@@TheHabibass what a vicious cycle

  • @paullybambino4235
    @paullybambino4235 2 роки тому +225

    Adam sounds exactly like morty when he is upset

  • @crimsontriage1314
    @crimsontriage1314 2 роки тому +181

    It was unbelievable when I heard this for the first time

    • @Komodo1312
      @Komodo1312 2 роки тому +20

      I had just started listening and I couldn't comprehend what had happened the first I heard it lol

    • @g13n4
      @g13n4 2 роки тому +26

      I thought it's a bit until I heard Adam's voice

    • @johnherbert1431
      @johnherbert1431 Рік тому +3

      ​@@g13n4I didn't think it was a bit until I heard his voice lmao

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp Рік тому +31

    “He was like ‘oh no oh no oh no’” makes me crumple laughing

  • @skyscream3842
    @skyscream3842 Рік тому +132

    Proof that Adam is a master at writing comedy

  • @jonsweeney4347
    @jonsweeney4347 Рік тому +96

    I swear, I fucking SWEAR that Adam wore white linen pants on purpose. He shit himself for the bit.

  • @phillipcampbell843
    @phillipcampbell843 Рік тому +56

    The intonation and rage in Nick’s voice when he said, “Why are you wearing a towel already!?” 😂👌

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 7 місяців тому +1

      He did not believe Adam actually cleaned himself. He was not about to have shit at his place.

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 Рік тому +66

    Came back to this gem after Adams dad was on TAFS and called Adam shitting himself “very expressive”

  • @maxwellhesher1790
    @maxwellhesher1790 Рік тому +32

    Stav almost saying “news peppers” 11:46

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e 2 місяці тому +3

      thousand island stare

  • @camthabandit5384
    @camthabandit5384 Рік тому +46

    “Isn’t that cute that a shit myself? That’s so human.”

  • @JustAReminder
    @JustAReminder Рік тому +81

    I hope Adam took that red chair with him, it had his best material on it.

  • @cokentutes
    @cokentutes 2 роки тому +164

    In the summer of 2012, Nick Mullen, High on cocaine and heroin, walking back to his friend's couch, of which has been his home since February of 2011 sees an autistic man doing that flailing run that they sometimes do. After collecting his laughter, Nick calls the man over. Upon getting to know eachother, Nick knows that the name Adam Friedland will be internationally known one day.

  • @Mtv-get-off-thee-air
    @Mtv-get-off-thee-air Рік тому +9

    I love how they didn’t wait to start the episode

  • @chrispychicken9614
    @chrispychicken9614 2 роки тому +52

    2:33
    I know it’s a bit, now.

  • @johndaniel2435
    @johndaniel2435 Рік тому +20

    This is pretty much the series finale of Cum Town, it all came down to this

  • @anneominous7172
    @anneominous7172 Рік тому +13

    "Edam, I get it..."
    "What?"
    "I get it."
    "You get what?"
    "You're very expressive..."

  • @asdf852asdf
    @asdf852asdf Рік тому +14

    My favorite part is that i know deep in my heart that if it was Stav who shat his pants he would had rode that high to this day, it would had been his whole personality for legit 5 years

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 11 місяців тому +6

    As a dude who’s comically large best friend has destroyed thier own ass shitting themselves at a bachelor party, I cannot tell you how unbelievably funny being in this moment is.

  • @zooweemama911
    @zooweemama911 Рік тому +43

    Keeping your soap in a jug outside of the shower is the most Nick thing anyone can ever do. I’m gay and autistic.

  • @ptptpt123
    @ptptpt123 Рік тому +78

    It could have happened ANYTIME but it happened on the podcast. God is good.

    • @Mechomittencaterpillar
      @Mechomittencaterpillar Рік тому +10

      Technically it didn’t, the episode started right after it happened. But it’s still great that we got the aftermath

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 7 місяців тому +5

      @@Mechomittencaterpillargod imagine if he did it live

  • @mastercabbage
    @mastercabbage 2 роки тому +86

    Best moment of the show. Nothing ever topped this ever.

  • @DarthInsomnis
    @DarthInsomnis 2 роки тому +220

    Why the fuck does Nick have a jug of soap in the shower?
    Also this is just as good as the 20 minutes of Gene D

    • @keanujpeg1388
      @keanujpeg1388 2 роки тому

      he’s a 40 year old man who literally wants to kill himself you think he’s buying real hair products

    • @nicholasbyram296
      @nicholasbyram296 2 роки тому +64

      I presume he uses commercial dish machine detergent to quickly and effectively remove, ritualistically, the volatile sebaceous vapors Stav expectorates that cling to Anunaki skin types like Nick's...obvi

    • @fanda6122
      @fanda6122 2 роки тому +25

      giant tub of soap that he gets at costco

    • @jayr7890
      @jayr7890 Рік тому +11

      Guy stuff

    • @cal593
      @cal593 Рік тому +16

      Not even in the shower. On the bathroom floor

  • @IMugMuggers
    @IMugMuggers Рік тому +5

    what a send off for the show in retrospect

  • @Gu1d-0
    @Gu1d-0 Рік тому +33

    stav's diabolical laugh at the start lmfao

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto 11 місяців тому +3

      Stav cherishes every opportunity to feel superior to Nick or Adam.

    • @Gu1d-0
      @Gu1d-0 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Ray_D_Tuttojust as he should

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 7 місяців тому +1

      “This is unreal.”

  • @williamthomas5215
    @williamthomas5215 Рік тому +31

    Adam’s commitment to the bit of actually shitting himself is something to revere

  • @LethallyReptarded
    @LethallyReptarded Рік тому +32

    These guys making 100grand a month on patreon and Nick loosing thousands and thousands on crypto and buying insane tech for his house he never ended up using and just gave away but he still just has a jug of soap on the floor in his bathroom 😂

  • @mrCcallan
    @mrCcallan Рік тому +42

    I haven’t Shit my pants in three years

  • @Mechomittencaterpillar
    @Mechomittencaterpillar Рік тому +10

    Imagine getting introduced to the show with this episode

    • @wertan10
      @wertan10 Рік тому +1

      Bro I did. I'm p stoned but I am laughing so fucking hard

  • @tech_nog4520
    @tech_nog4520 Рік тому +36

    Ah yes, the floor jug of soap

  • @CRAiCED.
    @CRAiCED. Рік тому +8

    Stav opening this up with an almighty laugh from the bottom of that gut. You just know its gonna be a banger

  • @Nostalgia_Addict
    @Nostalgia_Addict 2 роки тому +17

    One of the greatest clips of this podcast i've found yet 😂

  • @ianwilmoth
    @ianwilmoth Рік тому +8

    “This feels bad”

  • @GrimReader
    @GrimReader 2 роки тому +41

    Look what Stav took from us. Adam having an emotional breakdown

  • @facundoramirez5830
    @facundoramirez5830 2 роки тому +34

    I feel bad to found this clip just now, I couldn't even breath cause of the laughter I found my self sumbmerged in.

  • @SpithVideo
    @SpithVideo Рік тому +21

    historians will look back on this as the final Great Moment of cum town. years of foreshadowing in the form of off podcast stories, and of course, adam’s legendary poo poo kaka joke. it all lead to this. rip

  • @raharuko
    @raharuko 2 роки тому +93

    this was truly the high point of the podcast

  • @cade3154
    @cade3154 2 роки тому +32

    i haven’t laughed this hard in a minute

  • @multiplesifl
    @multiplesifl 2 роки тому +41

    He's not gay, he's new to the city!

    • @anthonyn1157
      @anthonyn1157 2 роки тому +2

      *what’s the difference?*

    • @dboyagod
      @dboyagod 2 роки тому +8

      @@anthonyn1157 does the N in your name stand for …… 😂

    • @anneominous7172
      @anneominous7172 Рік тому

      ​@@dboyagodsay it... SAY IT...

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 Рік тому +13

    during the larval stage eating and defecation are simultaneous.

  • @evfist
    @evfist 2 роки тому +53

    “No one shits themselves on the radio :(“

    • @burst_ch.
      @burst_ch. Рік тому +1

      "Are they cool?" "No, they're both faggots."
      That line took me out.

  • @camthabandit5384
    @camthabandit5384 Рік тому +7

    This has to be one of the funniest things to ever happen on the show

  • @kennypyne7821
    @kennypyne7821 2 роки тому +31

    History, fellas

  • @philthh
    @philthh Рік тому +12

    Adam wishes he went to law school so he could shit his pants while taking the bar exam instead of on the cast with the boys

  • @-relentlessxchaos-
    @-relentlessxchaos- 2 роки тому +40

    As if this show couldn't have gotten any better. I'd like to think Adam had a serious medical emergency. Yet Nick and Stav just keep shitting on him... just like he shit his pants.

  • @BillyBattsandtheShineboxes
    @BillyBattsandtheShineboxes Рік тому +2

    Best beginning to any podcast episode ever

  • @victariondrownedmemory9886
    @victariondrownedmemory9886 2 роки тому +9

    This bit is what got me into cumtown like 2 years ago , lmfao legendary

  • @davi0121
    @davi0121 Місяць тому +1

    7:00 the genuine sadness and regret Adam has for shitting on the chair had me rolling.

  • @flapjack6495
    @flapjack6495 2 роки тому +28

    I cant breathe holy shit

  • @EarthboundinAdrock
    @EarthboundinAdrock Рік тому +19

    This is by far the funniest Adam moment and probably the gayest

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 Рік тому +6

    6:55 lmao this is the funniest bit

  • @entertainme7523
    @entertainme7523 2 роки тому +43

    Eedeem, you're out of the feemly

  • @righteousfist175
    @righteousfist175 Рік тому +2

    I return to this once a month because yes

  • @poyaispanic5269
    @poyaispanic5269 9 місяців тому +3

    I could not believe this was for real at first

  • @GoofballAndi
    @GoofballAndi Рік тому +10

    Every day you have not shat yourself, is one day closer to the next time.
    Prepare yourself.

  • @aBitTedious
    @aBitTedious Рік тому +7

    Well thats what coke and fruit will do to you folks lmao

  • @SonplaysMinEcraft
    @SonplaysMinEcraft 2 роки тому +18

    this confirms that adam wears diapers on the adam friedland show

  • @nosferatu2
    @nosferatu2 9 місяців тому +4

    Adam sounds like Rick Moranis when he’s upset

  • @Trew2Yah
    @Trew2Yah 2 місяці тому +1

    An average person might consider Adam the least likely to shit himself so badly it leaks through into the chair, but somehow it doesn’t surprise me and it makes the most sense comedically.

  • @michaela8194
    @michaela8194 Рік тому +7

    "I hate him." 😂

  • @mwj9433
    @mwj9433 Рік тому +16

    12:19-12:32 I absolutely lost it 😂

  • @afterhourscinema782
    @afterhourscinema782 Рік тому +43

    Adam's most *Jewish* 🇮🇱 moment 👍🏾👏🏾

    • @Cinerary
      @Cinerary 11 місяців тому

      Classic unathletic Jewish people. Even their sphincter muscles are weak.

  • @nosam20031
    @nosam20031 Рік тому +20

    Iced croffee 5:05

  • @dp-bh5fh
    @dp-bh5fh Рік тому +3

    Lol “don’t bring their looks into it”

  • @SpencerArinhaveamom
    @SpencerArinhaveamom Рік тому +7

    Do you know what these people are gonna do to me? 😂

  • @floppycopy1284
    @floppycopy1284 Рік тому +5

    Nick is like a dad

  • @m.p.bailey6785
    @m.p.bailey6785 2 роки тому +7

    When you play it free and loose....

  • @felizeumida4374
    @felizeumida4374 4 місяці тому

    Imagine tuning in for a completely normal podcast with three completely normal people and then getting this shit all over your chair

  • @Opi_812
    @Opi_812 2 роки тому +21

    @ijemand I'm gonna say it again. This is one of my absolute favorite bits from Cumtown. Adam really knocked out of the park with this one.

  • @MauiWowieOwie
    @MauiWowieOwie 2 роки тому +86

    honestly I feel pretty bad for adam.

  • @Jorokusaki
    @Jorokusaki Рік тому +7

    Stav sounds like the fuckin' Joker.

  • @Stalky24
    @Stalky24 Рік тому +6

    Adam does sound preety ember-rice-d

  • @blotterdowney8075
    @blotterdowney8075 Рік тому +4

    my THINGGSSSS touched

  • @dongiano
    @dongiano 4 місяці тому +1

    "That jug on the floor is soap!"

    • @KarazolaX
      @KarazolaX 3 місяці тому

      Honestly I'm totally down with that idea. Melting a bar of soap in a jug and just pouring it sounds so much easier. It's basically body wash.

    • @dongiano
      @dongiano 3 місяці тому

      @KarazolaX it's not that it isn't easier, it's just that Nick keeps everything so simple lol

  • @BlaytonCixby
    @BlaytonCixby Рік тому +4

    One of the last true good bits of the Cumtown era

  • @elanspitzberg5485
    @elanspitzberg5485 2 роки тому +41

    As a fellow jew with IBS, I feel for him, and it's still hilarious. also adam do you have a good GI?

  • @jsan4505
    @jsan4505 Рік тому +2

    Really missed the oportunity to pick GAIS as your favorite team.

  • @Pablo668
    @Pablo668 Рік тому +1

    I've done this. Sitting in front of my laptop at home. Luckily my bathroom is about 4 feet to my right. Never trust a fart.

  • @Zootmaster
    @Zootmaster Рік тому +6

    what is an iced crawffee?

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 Рік тому +2

    Mr. Poopoo-caca himself, ladies and germs!

  • @JamesCard-u1s
    @JamesCard-u1s 2 місяці тому

    The older Stav gets, the more his laugh sounds like Palpatine’s.

  • @brando2118
    @brando2118 Рік тому +5

    now that i think about it sounds like Adam might have been high during this

  • @billmoose8090
    @billmoose8090 Рік тому +8

    I wanna know more about this jug of soap

  • @AleKar1991
    @AleKar1991 2 роки тому +13

    How the fuck is this not the second cumtown video youtube algorithm pushes forward?

  • @wuhansam
    @wuhansam Рік тому +1

    Adam beat the Glassman allegations with this bit