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  • @youaskedforit
    @youaskedforit  Рік тому +185

    Watch the FULL video here! ua-cam.com/video/nlgKOATiQg0/v-deo.html

  • @hillbillyharvey4605
    @hillbillyharvey4605 Рік тому +8428

    He's got the strength of 10 cooperating men.

    • @Garrysullivanjones
      @Garrysullivanjones 11 місяців тому +52

      1001 hair plug knights

    • @kloudland505
      @kloudland505 9 місяців тому +26

      😂😂

    • @bbrucet3
      @bbrucet3 9 місяців тому +22

      Lmao nice comment

    • @khiemho162
      @khiemho162 9 місяців тому +18

      10 actors sound funnier

    • @richardmartinez2973
      @richardmartinez2973 8 місяців тому +18

      It’s crazy how people are so ignorant to talk shit about another person’s life, this man is world famous for his skills. He had first non Japanese school in Japan

  • @Quantum3691
    @Quantum3691 Рік тому +16557

    Translation: *"Aikido will always win as long as all opponents will cooperate ."*

    • @evoextremeX
      @evoextremeX Рік тому +169

      Loooooooooooooooooooool 😆😅😅😅😅😅

    • @DarekBirton
      @DarekBirton Рік тому +103

      Don’t forget he knows how to use weapons such as stick, knives and swords and guns. He is well rounded making it hard to beat in a real fight. In the ring with rules at his age he has no stamina. One round and he gets the shit beat out of him for being in such terrible shape.

    • @tjmasterbarber2664
      @tjmasterbarber2664 Рік тому +17

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jimborghini2761
      @jimborghini2761 Рік тому +13

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @ash27slick74
      @ash27slick74 Рік тому +69

      Like the women he assaulted

  • @MrSdejoy
    @MrSdejoy 5 місяців тому +2870

    The crazy part is if you remove Steven seagal from the demonstration. The attacking men will still flip themselves around on their own

  • @SugmaNatsu
    @SugmaNatsu 2 місяці тому +484

    Aikido philosophy: "teamwork makes the dream work"

    • @flukshun
      @flukshun 2 місяці тому +12

      Together... we can fool them.

    • @NazriBuang-w9v
      @NazriBuang-w9v Місяць тому

      Lies again? AO Levels USD SGD

    • @bradhuskers
      @bradhuskers 14 днів тому

      ​@@flukshun
      The only fool is you.

  • @fookoff9220
    @fookoff9220 3 місяці тому +746

    Aikido is basically how you think you can fight after watching an old martial arts film.

  • @georgeyoung613
    @georgeyoung613 5 місяців тому +2102

    "No punching, no kicking, no blocking and absolutely no clue on what to do in a fight".

    • @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy
      @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy 5 місяців тому +31

      that's exactly how his career played Aikido with him later

    • @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy
      @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy 5 місяців тому +28

      @LuisHernandez-zc5lq well he likes to think that way 🤓

    • @peterbruno657
      @peterbruno657 5 місяців тому +46

      You don't have to punch if you can hold off a gang of attackers with your pinky. Striking is good for people who aren't in contact with the universe.

    • @georgeyoung613
      @georgeyoung613 4 місяці тому +15

      @Farmer-geddon4051 You're absolutely right. I can't believe people still buy into that crap. It reminds me of the $5.95 Ninja training you could find on the back pages of obscure fighting magazines in the 80's and 90's. It didn't work then and it doesn't work now.

    • @gene-hi3nh
      @gene-hi3nh 4 місяці тому

      And you know this how?

  • @giorgiopicardo5721
    @giorgiopicardo5721 4 місяці тому +713

    After 13 years of hard training in Aikido now i can finally flip myself on the ground when no one is touching me.

    • @bryanspanjer3213
      @bryanspanjer3213 3 місяці тому +17

      You should be proud. No one can ever hurt you

    • @FlyPimpGuy69
      @FlyPimpGuy69 3 місяці тому

      Congratulations on your black belt.

    • @starriderstudios
      @starriderstudios 3 місяці тому +3

      When I tried akido, all that flipping gave me migraines, I've never had them. They said keep trying, it'll go away. I sat out because of the pain, just watching and I realized the source of my pain was my spine as I watched. Stopped akido, migraines gone

    • @Larry-rz4ed
      @Larry-rz4ed 3 місяці тому

      It's an absolutely gratifying feeling when you feel accomplished 🤗🤗🤗

    • @hollyperrin7353
      @hollyperrin7353 3 місяці тому

      So… you’ve joined Antifa now.

  • @TheCgOrion
    @TheCgOrion 2 місяці тому +258

    There is no punching. There is no kicking. There is no blocking. There is no fighting.

    • @archlab007
      @archlab007 Місяць тому +3

      There IS Sensei....

    • @MissLippy-fy6bj
      @MissLippy-fy6bj Місяць тому +5

      That's the first rule of fight club.

    • @Yusef-uh4wl
      @Yusef-uh4wl 21 день тому +3

      Theres only cooperation and kumbaya song

    • @bradhuskers
      @bradhuskers 14 днів тому

      ​@@Yusef-uh4wl
      You wouldn't last a second against him.

  • @Nostaljikone
    @Nostaljikone Рік тому +4410

    There is nothing, and I mean nothing that is better than the comments section of a Steven Seagal video.

    • @cantatanoir6850
      @cantatanoir6850 Рік тому +65

      Chuck Norris comments section would like to have a word with you.

    • @Neo......
      @Neo...... Рік тому +3

      I agree

    • @Neo......
      @Neo...... Рік тому +21

      It's really scary how easily humans can be tricked into believing pretty much anything

    • @istaphobe
      @istaphobe Рік тому +21

      I have to agree. I always stop down for a read, lol.

    • @tonytonka1968
      @tonytonka1968 Рік тому +3

      Lol

  • @evinduggins2431
    @evinduggins2431 3 місяці тому +709

    Chuck Norris is standing off camera using only his lungs to blow these dudes away from Steven.

    • @Njderig
      @Njderig 3 місяці тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Johnboy833
      @Johnboy833 3 місяці тому +18

      Steven borrowed Chuck Norris’s pinky that’s the only reason it worked.

    • @tombstone9976
      @tombstone9976 3 місяці тому +11

      That’s more believable that the bullshitō Steven seagull does

    • @unclebuck3189
      @unclebuck3189 3 місяці тому +12

      Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him.

    • @ericthompson3383
      @ericthompson3383 3 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @YourNavajoBro
    @YourNavajoBro 2 місяці тому +248

    "let me win or you're out of my dojo"

  • @gheorghenegreanu8409
    @gheorghenegreanu8409 5 місяців тому +880

    You guys say what you want, but Seagal has the best bullshido moves i have ever seen

    • @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy
      @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy 5 місяців тому +28

      its also called " aikshito "

    • @SquirminHermanthe1eyedGerman
      @SquirminHermanthe1eyedGerman 5 місяців тому +11

      right, just ask Seagal & he will tell you

    • @restitutorebucassr.5984
      @restitutorebucassr.5984 5 місяців тому +6

      true. i used this skill before. you dont know aikido when it gets you. punch as much as you can but thus force will break you.

    • @echohunter4199
      @echohunter4199 4 місяці тому +9

      LMAO! I caught that, looks like a couple haven’t quite figured it out yet which is just as funny.

    • @Heresay2
      @Heresay2 4 місяці тому +4

      Agree! Surprised not everyone caught that.

  • @glynariksherwood
    @glynariksherwood Рік тому +3606

    Steven seagal is my favourite fictional character.

  • @Sparkie075
    @Sparkie075 10 місяців тому +937

    I love how they all “attack” him like a toddler going in for a big hug.

    • @operacarmen
      @operacarmen 7 місяців тому +28

      You are not in contact with the universe 😮

    • @ajplfc1276
      @ajplfc1276 6 місяців тому +5

      Very accurate 😂

    • @tsayadyamar7785
      @tsayadyamar7785 6 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @StephanyMaraca
      @StephanyMaraca 6 місяців тому +15

      Tha means it works against toddlers though

    • @ray04gp
      @ray04gp 6 місяців тому +6

      You mean there are other ways to attack people? Hold on, let me grab my note pad.

  • @Mike-qg3zd
    @Mike-qg3zd Місяць тому +29

    This is what steven does to people approaching the buffet.

  • @kg1110
    @kg1110 3 місяці тому +576

    I clicked on this video only to pause it and read the comments!😂😂😂

    • @thomasbentley5544
      @thomasbentley5544 3 місяці тому +7

      Same 👍

    • @chudyedeji7754
      @chudyedeji7754 2 місяці тому +3

      😅😅😅😂😂 same bro

    • @Gl6619
      @Gl6619 2 місяці тому

      Ditto🤣🤣🤣

    • @MISAN-vc7pc
      @MISAN-vc7pc 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂. Me to. Bulshido master is bigger joke than Chuck Norris.

    • @user-lo8fc1ms2m
      @user-lo8fc1ms2m 2 місяці тому

      Wow!!!! Me too!!! 🤣

  • @shadowlesswarrior
    @shadowlesswarrior 3 місяці тому +266

    Aikido works if the opponent doesn’t attack you

    • @sdriza
      @sdriza 3 місяці тому +2

      effective when watching gymnastics

    • @gurnblanstein9816
      @gurnblanstein9816 3 місяці тому +5

      It works if the opponent is in on it lol

    • @colt10mmsecurity68
      @colt10mmsecurity68 3 місяці тому

      @@gurnblanstein9816No doubt!!!!

    • @szolanek
      @szolanek 3 місяці тому +3

      Aikido meant to be a complementary element. Like push ups. It helps you to execute other stuff better. It greatly improved my.... soccer game. No joke.

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV 2 місяці тому +2

      Aikido is still being taught and used in the Japanese Police force. Its main element is self-defense, as in trying to avoiding getting hurt. Which is important if a knife wielder is attacking you and most Japanese cops don’t carry a pistol. Try grappling a guy with a knife with your MMA and I assure you you’ll get stabbed multiple times. That’s why there is stick and sword training in Aikido. There is a clip where a policewoman was able grab a crazy guys arm with a knife and flipped him over to disarm. A lot of Aikido technique of arm locking and wrist twisting are quite effective, but the main point is to not engage directly with an attacker, keep yourself standing and mobile.
      In real life, unless your opponent is weak or unskilled or unarmed, all those Brazilian Jiu jitsu or Muay Thai … etc are useless. You just get beaten up in practice and get hurt many times just to learn it, when a snotty teenager can easily drop you with an ice-pick. There is a video in China where a big guy tried to stop some rowdy small teenager. He was able to slap their heads around but a kid managed to stab him in the thigh leg with a small knife, it bled profusely since it cut an artery. The big guy sat down in 10 seconds. He keeled over in 30 sec, and died.
      For real life self-defense that even small women can learn. Carry a gun. Carry it always and learn to use it. There are countless videos where a civilians was able to save her life and children by shooting large multiple assailants, some even armed. The gun equalizes everyone.

  • @michaellotz1811
    @michaellotz1811 Рік тому +861

    No one loves Steven Seagal more than Steven Seagal.

    • @Pressplay267
      @Pressplay267 Рік тому +14

      That's not true, if I was Steven seagull I wouldn't like myself either 🥴

    • @letsrock12345
      @letsrock12345 Рік тому +4

      I mean that is a good way to live life tho. Be your own biggest fan. 🤣

    • @BakuranTV
      @BakuranTV Рік тому +2

      Space ice should review this.😆

    • @Snyper1405
      @Snyper1405 Рік тому +3

      he's really in love with himself isn't he 🤣

    • @clintretzos5485
      @clintretzos5485 Рік тому

      Hahaha good one

  • @SuperMacy24
    @SuperMacy24 2 місяці тому +37

    I just can’t believe what kind of a masterminded genius this guy is being able to pull off shenanigans all the way to movie star status. That in itself must be applauded.🤣

    • @RollingxBigshot
      @RollingxBigshot Місяць тому +11

      Well he is a well decorated officer, CIA agent, FBI agent, Marine, Army, Air Force, Navy, coast guard, MI6, fighting master and full blooded native, black, Russian, Irish, polish, Swedish, German and Japanese.

  • @jasonneely2863
    @jasonneely2863 5 місяців тому +222

    Decades ago a director saw this and thought, "I can make this guy a star.. and then millions can make fun of him".

    • @splint3rfps
      @splint3rfps 4 місяці тому +9

      100%

    • @JohnSmith-tk7nt
      @JohnSmith-tk7nt 4 місяці тому +17

      Lol this is actually not far from how it really happened. He was training a huge Hollywood agent and the agent basically said he could turn anyone into a star. A competing agent bet him that he couldnt. So he said he would make his martial arts trainer, the least charismatic guy he ever met, into a star. And he did

    • @ashleyhoughton8592
      @ashleyhoughton8592 3 місяці тому

      Most of his career has been a money laundering operation by his mob friends.
      The reason so many of his movies are direct to dvd with him being the writer, director, producer, and star is that he gets the writers, directors, producers, and main actors cut of the profits so when the mob buy millions of dvds with dirty money he can just hand their freshly laundered money straight back to them.

    • @ryanjacobson2508
      @ryanjacobson2508 Місяць тому

      ​@@JohnSmith-tk7ntIt helped that his early movies had good directors.

  • @Charon58
    @Charon58 Рік тому +764

    Aikido: for when you are defending yourself against your drunken aunt who is rushing up to hug you

  • @mf8838
    @mf8838 Рік тому +628

    “In Aikido there’s no punching, no kicking and no blocking”…..in other words if you come up against someone with even the most basic fighting skills, you get fucked up.

  • @normanosborn1277
    @normanosborn1277 2 місяці тому +111

    Aikido= Cartman beating other "psychics" in a telekinetic-telepathic battle.

  • @billcaddell3848
    @billcaddell3848 Рік тому +2757

    That was then, now he uses his little finger to consume mass quantities of Kentucky fried chicken.

    • @peterbartolomeo5542
      @peterbartolomeo5542 Рік тому

      Go meet him in a dark alley sometime. Big mouth FOOL. He spent a lifetime studying this art. Reached 7th Dan. Taught in his own dojo in Osaka Japan First non oriental to ever teach Aikido in Japan. He's a world class martial arts master. What are you ? A cupcake 🧁

    • @yaserthe1
      @yaserthe1 Рік тому +16

      🤣🤣

    • @wukongsun6223
      @wukongsun6223 Рік тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @radensanjaya6040
      @radensanjaya6040 Рік тому +4

      Hehehe

    • @johanduplessis4281
      @johanduplessis4281 Рік тому +17

      By the looks he might even be using two little fingers

  • @jackburton7483
    @jackburton7483 Рік тому +1544

    "I think Steven Seagal is one of the greatest martial arists of all time." - Steven Seagal

    • @whitegarrett5181
      @whitegarrett5181 Рік тому +13

      I LOVE THIS!

    • @mikecozzi1040
      @mikecozzi1040 Рік тому

      😲He maybe tough! But he can't take on Dr David Schultz! Worlds Greatest wrestler, whiter and bounty hunter in the USA!
      😲 YOU don't have to believe me! Check it out for yourself!

    • @nickwrx83
      @nickwrx83 Рік тому +26

      Gave me a good laugh before bed 😅

    • @mikecozzi1040
      @mikecozzi1040 Рік тому

      @@nickwrx83 😲 You're Welcome and make it a Great Day!

    • @ronm7114
      @ronm7114 Рік тому +38

      "i think so too"
      -Steven Seagal.

  • @opus5770
    @opus5770 3 місяці тому +149

    "Okay kid, run at me sideways" 😂

    • @BurntMoth-rs5pn
      @BurntMoth-rs5pn Місяць тому

      To be fair, Aikido was created for farmers defending themselves against swords and spears, where people would usually be running at each other. It's not suited for sport fighting at all, and has little self defense uses against people who want to punch you, in the same way that boxing training is completely useless in a duel against a trained soldier with a rapier.

    • @charlieredeemed
      @charlieredeemed Місяць тому +1

      Hahaha!! This comment is underrated😭🤣

  • @alexandernelson647
    @alexandernelson647 2 місяці тому +53

    Aikido: You will always win as long as you're delusional

  • @willm678
    @willm678 10 місяців тому +874

    “There is no punching, no kicking, no collision”
    And that’s why it doesn’t work at all

    • @shawnshell5961
      @shawnshell5961 6 місяців тому

      😢😂😢😢😢😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @shawnshell5961
      @shawnshell5961 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kordelljones7942
      @kordelljones7942 6 місяців тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @PabloBrown-wx6rr
      @PabloBrown-wx6rr 6 місяців тому +4

      Ok I'll run 😂

    • @Jo_Master1
      @Jo_Master1 6 місяців тому +6

      It might Look like its shit but if you really know aikido you see that it looks Bad cause this Master is so perfectly fighting that his oponents have no chanse

  • @bhiggins66
    @bhiggins66 Рік тому +1290

    He went from Aikido to Fritos and Burritos.

    • @Garrysullivanjones
      @Garrysullivanjones Рік тому +23

      All three no good for defense

    • @corbinblackstyles6880
      @corbinblackstyles6880 Рік тому +8

      He is old what do u expect. He is almost 70

    • @Garrysullivanjones
      @Garrysullivanjones Рік тому +21

      @@corbinblackstyles6880 dude is 71 this year. Van damme will still be splitting on Mack trucks at that age!!

    • @kenzotenma3570
      @kenzotenma3570 Рік тому +8

      You guys should know by now that Seagal is immortal. He said so himself.

    • @elvergalarga4461
      @elvergalarga4461 Рік тому +9

      Ironically, Taco Bell had a burrito they’d put Fritos in.

  • @mikehaslett3738
    @mikehaslett3738 5 місяців тому +91

    Steven segal is the kind of person that would display his trophies above his kid’s trophies

    • @Fade2Dark
      @Fade2Dark 4 місяці тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @homemsapo
      @homemsapo 4 місяці тому +4

      And probably brag during every single dinner and end discussions claiming to be a wise Lama/Riponche😊

    • @NoName-rl3fh
      @NoName-rl3fh 4 місяці тому +2

      I mean...I would too lol

    • @catmanpc9166
      @catmanpc9166 3 місяці тому

      And they're smaller. One for bowling and the other for pie eating.

  • @GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.
    @GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES. 2 місяці тому +35

    Aikido is about as legit as his hairline

    • @jonathansmith3031
      @jonathansmith3031 Місяць тому +1

      Legend has it he used his kei powers on an unsuspecting skunk and transplanted the animals pelt on himself.

    • @GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES.
      @GOBIAS.INDUSTRIES. Місяць тому

      @@jonathansmith3031 Let's not talk too crazy now - Segal's hair doesn't look THAT nice...

  • @againstthestones
    @againstthestones 7 місяців тому +1287

    You may laugh at him as much as you want, but this man helped a lot of the UFC stars, such as Khabib, Jones, GSP, Conor, Stipe and others, to become champions by not training them.

    • @blueheaven4838
      @blueheaven4838 6 місяців тому +41

      😅😅😅

    • @LuisGarcia-ew5xv
      @LuisGarcia-ew5xv 6 місяців тому +29

      😅😅😅

    • @gj4769
      @gj4769 6 місяців тому +88

      had us in the first half

    • @kingkade2581
      @kingkade2581 6 місяців тому +22

      So you didn’t see the video when Silva and even the guy who Steven showed certain maneuvers too, made fun of him because his techniques are trash.

    • @ghostofsparta6579
      @ghostofsparta6579 6 місяців тому +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 never laugh so hard in my life

  • @kolbytriplett4644
    @kolbytriplett4644 Рік тому +268

    Gotta give credit to the “attackers” for making Steven look that good

    • @mattr.1887
      @mattr.1887 10 місяців тому +13

      Gotta wonder how they trained/prepped for this demo.
      "Okay guys, remember - strain REALLY hard against me...but not for real. We gotta keep it safe."

    • @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266
      @rodrigoodonsalcedocisneros9266 6 місяців тому

      Jabronis

    • @Fade2Dark
      @Fade2Dark 4 місяці тому +2

      The real hard workers are the attackers.

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 3 місяці тому +3

      “Remember guys - don’t hurt me.”

  • @Terbie36
    @Terbie36 Рік тому +526

    "In Aikido, every attacker lets you throw them with no resistance"

    • @masha_elr3058
      @masha_elr3058 Рік тому +14

      Because if you resist, you will break a bone somewhere xddd it does seem ineffective to the majority, but the reason why we learn how to fall is to not break our bones and get hurt.. 1 wrong fall, and you break something

    • @jaytee2716
      @jaytee2716 11 місяців тому +8

      @BruceBlaze-qm7cgyeah you spelled it wrong it’s bullshit-0

    • @ytsn_THE_OG
      @ytsn_THE_OG 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@jaytee2716both of you got it wrong. "Bullshido" a play on Bushido and Aikido

    • @asdfssdfghgdfy5940
      @asdfssdfghgdfy5940 11 місяців тому +4

      @@masha_elr3058meanwhile every other combat sport where people resist being thrown:

    • @asessesa1570
      @asessesa1570 8 місяців тому

      Haha

  • @SurvivalTipsClips
    @SurvivalTipsClips 2 місяці тому +7

    Steven Seagal's new goal is just to become as big as the universe.

  • @ujoseph212
    @ujoseph212 Рік тому +1608

    "In Aikido basically speaking there is no punching, there is no kicking, there is no blocking... Only eating"

    • @mythywmyth
      @mythywmyth Рік тому +13

      I read this literally as he began saying it. Your addition made it better

    • @peepawthecat
      @peepawthecat Рік тому +16

      Brb going to an aikido dojo

    • @sxc5rhcp
      @sxc5rhcp Рік тому

      You're a savage lol

    • @TheSilent333
      @TheSilent333 Рік тому +8

      I like havarti cheese the most. What's your favorite?

    • @solarrage11
      @solarrage11 Рік тому +2

      So funny! 🤣🤣

  • @tylermarchbank7425
    @tylermarchbank7425 4 місяці тому +110

    The little finger demonstrations 😂 the guy in the back pushing against the hips is hilarious

    • @catmanpc9166
      @catmanpc9166 3 місяці тому +4

      Closed fist, with pinky extended. 😮

    • @kdrkdr5123
      @kdrkdr5123 3 місяці тому +1

      Ha! I had to go back and watch again. Awesome!

    • @wallywalpamur4960
      @wallywalpamur4960 3 місяці тому +1

      I'd be impressed if he could do some of them Bruce Lee one arm push-ups with that little finger like Bruce but nahh. He can't 😅

  • @bluepill878
    @bluepill878 Рік тому +252

    Steven Seagal is by far my all time favorite comedian.

    • @jkeithv65
      @jkeithv65 Рік тому +7

      And opposite the very dry humor, his is a very wet humor, often covered in cheese sauce or gravy

    • @MB-qt3fo
      @MB-qt3fo Рік тому +5

      Unintentional comedy at its finest.

    • @uknowme1811
      @uknowme1811 Рік тому

      and I thought that was Steven Wright kicking ass!

    • @praxisdev1884
      @praxisdev1884 Рік тому

      The unwitting comedian

    • @pro-storm4951
      @pro-storm4951 Рік тому

      Space Ice is the best way to watch his movies

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 2 місяці тому +12

    In his head, he's thinking, "I'm really doing it! Look at me!"

  • @faizanm4100
    @faizanm4100 Рік тому +1546

    You know this stuff was cute back in the 80s . These days a lot of people are allergic to bullshit

    • @knightofjustice5475
      @knightofjustice5475 Рік тому +79

      There are a lot of mystique about the martial arts back then. t. grew up in the 90s, but can you really blame us. Information wasn't that fast back then.

    • @moneybay
      @moneybay Рік тому +7

      just imagine for sec, how far ahead of time he was then )

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 Рік тому +114

      ​​@@knightofjustice5475 it got a lot worse now the same bs goes to topics such as gender, biology, economy, politics, history and everything.

    • @SanDmaNTheFreakTrucker
      @SanDmaNTheFreakTrucker Рік тому

      In today’s world, specifically Western civilizations, people are far more arrogant, entitled, and disrespectful than they were then. A true martial artist and humble man does not disrespect another.

    • @Charlitos1988
      @Charlitos1988 Рік тому +27

      it was more of a gullible era..... but good

  • @ryank.1214
    @ryank.1214 3 місяці тому +150

    “I’m just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist, walk away.”

  • @randallulrich
    @randallulrich 3 місяці тому +132

    Steven Seagal. He’s one of a kind. There’s no one else like him. Fortunately.

  • @Checo82886
    @Checo82886 2 місяці тому +15

    Dude watched Star Wars in 1977 and thought he’d try the whole Jedi thing.

  • @thevladfather
    @thevladfather Рік тому +204

    Almost every comment on this video deserves an award.

    • @cavemanorigins5348
      @cavemanorigins5348 Рік тому +1

      I give your comment the Deserving of Some Recognition award.

    • @thevladfather
      @thevladfather Рік тому

      @@cavemanorigins5348
      That's not a "participation" trophy, is it? 🤔😉

    • @cavemanorigins5348
      @cavemanorigins5348 Рік тому +1

      @@thevladfather it could be. We could also grant a Lack of Participation trophy so that everyone goes home a winner.

    • @thevladfather
      @thevladfather Рік тому

      @@cavemanorigins5348
      That's very altruistic of you.

    • @thevladfather
      @thevladfather Рік тому

      @@cavemanorigins5348
      I once heard that Mr. Segal can carry 2 cups of coffee and 5 donuts at once.
      ...old timer joke....

  • @jleo8656
    @jleo8656 3 місяці тому +356

    I hear Steven is leading the Gravy Seals now. Specifically Meal Team 6.

  • @AfroSenpai
    @AfroSenpai Рік тому +221

    When he gets older I hope he makes several sub-par movies using these unique skills

  • @Mojo_Jojo_001
    @Mojo_Jojo_001 2 місяці тому +5

    I am so glad none of it was staged.
    It renews my faith in the positive vibes of the universe that a pinky filled with pureness and justice can beat of the strength of many men.
    Thank you Stevie Seagull for showing clearly what an honorable man you really are with these demonstrations.
    It is clear for all of us watching this what you are all about.... Well, all of us but the reporter. 👍

  • @hillustration
    @hillustration 3 місяці тому +311

    Seagal looks like he's been using a lot of positive force on some buffets lately.

  • @marctipp
    @marctipp 3 місяці тому +43

    When negative bull is met with positive Sh!t you get a total of 100% Steven Seagal. 😂😂😂😂

  • @danoyze8213
    @danoyze8213 3 місяці тому +35

    I often forget Steven seagal is a living breathing person and not some collective fever dream we all have occasionally

    • @iche9373
      @iche9373 5 днів тому

      Who is Steven Seagal?

  • @derekwalsh1758
    @derekwalsh1758 2 місяці тому +7

    " notice how that jump and do a frontflip when he pushes them with no force at all" 😂

  • @BWater-yq3jx
    @BWater-yq3jx Рік тому +490

    I lost a fight once...
    forgot to remain in contact with the Universe.

  • @SigmaMBadAss
    @SigmaMBadAss 5 місяців тому +120

    Steven Seagal is that guy at a party who is trying to get into a fight so he can show off but ends up getting a beating

    • @JeffWarren-sg7xj
      @JeffWarren-sg7xj 4 місяці тому +11

      That’s what would have happened if he stepped outside when Van Damne called him out at Stallone party.

    • @joe9739
      @joe9739 3 місяці тому

      Lol and he's going for the weakest,meek looking dude chillin' trying not to get noticed😂😂

    • @unnamedchannel1237
      @unnamedchannel1237 3 місяці тому

      Just ask vandam

  • @jollygoodgordon5580
    @jollygoodgordon5580 4 місяці тому +167

    grandmaster of Bullshido indeed.

    • @antispaz7
      @antispaz7 3 місяці тому +4

      I laughed way too loud at this!

    • @jeremyfleshman36
      @jeremyfleshman36 3 місяці тому

      Lol awesome!

    • @louiseturner9811
      @louiseturner9811 3 місяці тому +5

      Thanks your comment has really cheered me up.😂😂😂🤗🤗🤗

    • @jollygoodgordon5580
      @jollygoodgordon5580 3 місяці тому +2

      @@louiseturner9811 ur welcome breh

    • @KeithBlade
      @KeithBlade 3 місяці тому +4

      Classic response 😂

  • @julzbond7590
    @julzbond7590 2 місяці тому +7

    Einstein: Good energy comes from little finger....😅😂

  • @dirkdiggler1
    @dirkdiggler1 3 місяці тому +468

    Steven Seigal might not be a very accomplished actor, but some of these student's deserve Oscars for their performances

    • @IceTTom
      @IceTTom 3 місяці тому +3

      Wait what?? And Oscar? Uhh 🙄

    • @mattc6226
      @mattc6226 3 місяці тому +1

      He got Kelly Lebrock, so there's that.

    • @hollyperrin7353
      @hollyperrin7353 3 місяці тому +2

      And those poor female actresses! 🤣

    • @scenariomckinney
      @scenariomckinney 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @spooky9035
    @spooky9035 Рік тому +840

    Ah yes Steven seagull master of BullShido

    • @viktormogilin307
      @viktormogilin307 Рік тому

      As fast as a streak of pelican sh*t 👍😂 How long can you keep that pinky up your a*se😱

    • @radensanjaya6040
      @radensanjaya6040 Рік тому +11

      Yeah i agree 😅

    • @davidev4844
      @davidev4844 Рік тому +7

      Bullshido hahaaaaaa

    • @BigDaddyJoe661
      @BigDaddyJoe661 Рік тому +14

      So because you can't do it or understand it, it's bull? Lol kids..

    • @davidev4844
      @davidev4844 Рік тому +6

      @Khmzt° bhahhahaaaa yes that's exactly right absolutely none of that is fake like zero hahaaaaaaa 😄 😆 😉 🤣 😅 😄

  • @aarongallegos3582
    @aarongallegos3582 4 місяці тому +27

    Steven Seagal wakes up every morning to stare down the sun and let it know he is the reason why it shines

  • @chrisvvvvbbbb
    @chrisvvvvbbbb 3 місяці тому +88

    Why does this sound like an infomercial where they're getting ready to tell you for $19.95 plus shipping and handling, you can have it to. 😂

    • @ManofGOD228
      @ManofGOD228 3 місяці тому +1

      Why is there more comments or likes on this post 😢😮😂

    • @hollyperrin7353
      @hollyperrin7353 3 місяці тому +5

      You missed the end? Yeah, I paid the $19.95 and my little finger is in the mail!

    • @Aethelhald
      @Aethelhald 2 місяці тому

      For just three easy payments of $6.66 you too can throw yourself around to make an egomaniac look good before he ends up weighing 350 pounds and fleeing to Russia to escape multiple rape and sexual assault allegations!

    • @Leadeshipcoach
      @Leadeshipcoach 2 місяці тому +1

      @@hollyperrin7353🤣🤣👍

    • @skycat777u.k5
      @skycat777u.k5 2 місяці тому +2

      Good one😁👌

  • @thomasmitchell2234
    @thomasmitchell2234 2 місяці тому +3

    Watching this Aikido demonstration is like comparing a pillow fight with today's martial arts.

  • @prophetofthesingularity
    @prophetofthesingularity 3 місяці тому +173

    "Your enemy cannot know what you are doing if you do not know what you are doing."
    -Sun Tzu: The art of War

  • @user-hg8dl2jc1b
    @user-hg8dl2jc1b 3 місяці тому +69

    Steven got the power of 20 weak and lazy individuals

    • @heathcliffO_o
      @heathcliffO_o 3 місяці тому +1

      Hey man I'd still take that. Even if they could only curl 15 pounds apeice that means I could curl 300 pounds. Don't underestimate the power of weaklings in large numbers.

  • @Emma-dh1lx
    @Emma-dh1lx Рік тому +170

    Little did young Steven know, he should've been practicing self defense against Pizza The Hut.

    • @tomasvircik3742
      @tomasvircik3742 Рік тому +5

      😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @newguyguy2578
      @newguyguy2578 Рік тому +6

      LOL you know you wrong for that!🤣

    • @chrisfrench9257
      @chrisfrench9257 Рік тому

      From what I've heard, he has a health condition.

    • @Emma-dh1lx
      @Emma-dh1lx Рік тому +4

      @chris french Yea, it called obsessive eating disorder.

    • @newguyguy2578
      @newguyguy2578 Рік тому +4

      @@Emma-dh1lx also called obesity. The medical term for being to fat

  • @ChrisRJ
    @ChrisRJ 2 місяці тому +17

    Watching the master in his prime is truly amazing. His connection with the universe is second to none.

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 Місяць тому +2

      I really wanna know who *doesn't* have a connection with the universe.

    • @MissLippy-fy6bj
      @MissLippy-fy6bj Місяць тому +1

      ​@@A_Black_Sheep94Outsiders.

  • @misterdrifter4883
    @misterdrifter4883 4 місяці тому +128

    The way they all run at him is low key hilarious

    • @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews
      @GregoryAlanBaileygamereviews 4 місяці тому +4

      Bullshitdo

    • @matthewminard4112
      @matthewminard4112 4 місяці тому +3

      That’s actually very fitting considering how Seagal runs is hilarious

    • @ElishaBradley
      @ElishaBradley 3 місяці тому +1

      there's nothing low key about it. its outright hilarious out loud loud as fuck hilarious

    • @tatskamaster
      @tatskamaster 3 місяці тому

      What baffles me is how on earth do bullshido masters groom people to do this..? Why on earth would they play along with this day in and day out?
      Or does he just pay craigslist actors to do these demonstrations. :D

    • @Nileking300
      @Nileking300 3 місяці тому

      😂😂

  • @demoth
    @demoth Рік тому +94

    steven seagal proves that you can dislike someone you never met and it ok.

    • @posthawk1393
      @posthawk1393 Рік тому

      LOL, I love this.

    • @Garrysullivanjones
      @Garrysullivanjones Рік тому

      That sounds like something chuck Norris would do

    • @Klarenz
      @Klarenz Рік тому +1

      Personally I've never met Adolf and I dislike him.

    • @Garrysullivanjones
      @Garrysullivanjones Рік тому +2

      @@Klarenz Adolph ? You must mean one and only Dolph Lundgren. Good communicator , all ears. Teela!!

    • @thebluefus
      @thebluefus Рік тому +1

      Jake Paul even more

  • @AbsoluteDegens
    @AbsoluteDegens 5 місяців тому +57

    This reporter unknowingly created a generational parody

  • @Haech-E-doubLe-hoLckeystix
    @Haech-E-doubLe-hoLckeystix Місяць тому +2

    This. This is the meaning of martial arts. It is not used for attacking people, but rather defending oneself and others.

  • @Iamverybald
    @Iamverybald 3 місяці тому +130

    A rare glimpse of Seagal’s real hairline

    • @HeyYaHo-co3dn
      @HeyYaHo-co3dn 3 місяці тому +3

      And no jet black hair died goatie

    • @ocgabe
      @ocgabe 3 місяці тому

      HOW DARE YOUUUUUU!!! BY THE PINKY OF MASTER SEAGAL!!!...

    • @groovedohg
      @groovedohg 2 місяці тому

      Yeah. He must hate these old videos. First time I have seen his receding hairline

    • @annabelladebonnay8320
      @annabelladebonnay8320 Місяць тому

      Petty, puerile personal comments bare no relevance to ,Aikido !! Aikido worked fore when I was attacked by a autistic nutcase,.. he ran home crying to mumsie,.Mumsie visited my home with him,made him ,apologise : ,and said He deserved it'!It's the Art of not resisting in an opposite direction ,this not causing. stagnating energy. Most of these pertaining comments are miserable male envy !!Would Aikido have become a renowned recognised Japenese martial art of it was merely shameless sham showmanship !?

  • @gianantonamor1559
    @gianantonamor1559 6 місяців тому +29

    I can withstand the strength of this Aikido master using only my middle finger.

  • @rowdoradge
    @rowdoradge Рік тому +135

    His latest movie "A Fridge Too Far" demonstrates his capabilities perfectly

    • @tompilkington7379
      @tompilkington7379 Рік тому +7

      There is never a fridge too far for this man. He would walk a mile for a fridge. Well, his stunt double will!

    • @nfabulous2932
      @nfabulous2932 Рік тому +4

      this is such a gold comment

    • @tompilkington7379
      @tompilkington7379 Рік тому +1

      But there is no fridge too far. Maybe that shoulda been the title?

    • @arbyjack2552
      @arbyjack2552 Рік тому +4

      He used minimal force to eat all of those chicken wings.

    • @UserQyeurh34
      @UserQyeurh34 3 місяці тому

      Stolen from Simpsons

  • @JayCanuck007
    @JayCanuck007 Місяць тому +1

    Bruce Lee invented Jeet Kune Do, and Seagal invented Bullshido.
    You can clearly see his opponents have the forward somersault roll perfected. Great form!

  • @tropingreenhorn
    @tropingreenhorn Рік тому +690

    It also helps when the "attacker" throws themselves on the ground

    • @pinoywheelgunner
      @pinoywheelgunner Рік тому +13

      The deliberately go with the throw so they don't break their arm. It is similar to Shinya Aoki's standing armbar. The opponent can't go with it so his arm snap

    • @jackhajal1806
      @jackhajal1806 Рік тому +7

      yeah i would like to see you say that to his face.

    • @SingleMost
      @SingleMost Рік тому

      lol yeah it does

    • @NexTGeNEXpeRT
      @NexTGeNEXpeRT Рік тому +2

      Exactly I don't care who you are if you were to be thrown like them into a brick wall its good night maybe even death I've been doing mma well over 15 years and aikido is the deadliest form out there.

    • @mikesperko3921
      @mikesperko3921 Рік тому

      @@jackhajal1806 I bet he would bcause Steve seagull is nothing but a big fat has been that nobody likes

  • @yemalad1.
    @yemalad1. Рік тому +118

    It works great if your opponent just runs at you like an angry toddler

    • @slaughterhouse5585
      @slaughterhouse5585 Рік тому +1

      Better hope it’s not a real toddler. With Aikido you’ll get your ass kicked.

    • @3lth
      @3lth Рік тому +10

      The way I handle my young kids trying to wrestle me looks exactly like Aikido.

    • @yemalad1.
      @yemalad1. Рік тому +2

      @@3lth exactly 🤣👍

    • @timtime9167
      @timtime9167 Рік тому +4

      It's designed precisely for that.

    • @JustMe-vz3wd
      @JustMe-vz3wd 8 місяців тому +1

      well, you cant handle todlers with kickboxing skills, right?

  • @sebastienchristol-cu7zw
    @sebastienchristol-cu7zw 5 місяців тому +71

    Steven Seagal took the Chuck Norris jokes a bit too seriously.

    • @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy
      @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy 5 місяців тому

      Chuck Norris is afraid of Aikido

    • @DarthObscurity
      @DarthObscurity 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy Afraid of it making him look like a bigger douche? Lmao

  • @tt128556
    @tt128556 2 місяці тому +7

    I don't care what they tell you at school, aikido really works.

  • @bfnew4440
    @bfnew4440 Рік тому +370

    Now Seagal can't defend himself against the buffet table

    • @shawnsmith2610
      @shawnsmith2610 Рік тому

      Let's see what you look like at his age dummy.

    • @mga71
      @mga71 Рік тому +8

      Mate I wouldnt want to be the one trying to take a plate of fried chicken off him :-)

    • @vpghahat6328
      @vpghahat6328 Рік тому +11

      Actually, he can now take down two buffet tables with just his little finger

    • @andresfuentes1015
      @andresfuentes1015 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😅

    • @littlemooshu4171
      @littlemooshu4171 Рік тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAH fmd lol

  • @MrScottyRaw
    @MrScottyRaw Рік тому +254

    When he first realised that acting was his future

  • @CloudsBeyond
    @CloudsBeyond 9 днів тому +2

    Seagal is a legit Aikido master! Sure you can debate how effective it is for real combat. Seagal is now bloated and reportedly has a severe acute flatulence problem but in his prime he was great at Aikido.

  • @goodbyeseeyalater
    @goodbyeseeyalater Рік тому +488

    I've been watching Steven Seagal movies for like 85 years.

  • @jamiearnold1711
    @jamiearnold1711 Рік тому +232

    You put Steven Seagal in a bathtub, he becomes the bath tub; you put him in a humvee, he becomes the humvee.
    Be Steven, my friend.

    • @KTannerPaisleyKK
      @KTannerPaisleyKK 9 місяців тому +10

      OH HELL NO!

    • @tbear2852
      @tbear2852 8 місяців тому +5

      😂 I can't breathe!!!

    • @jpf7942
      @jpf7942 8 місяців тому +3

      💀😂😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @moudugenou3492
      @moudugenou3492 7 місяців тому +4

      Tu le mets dans les toilettes, il devient la cuvette.

    • @McKurdi
      @McKurdi 7 місяців тому +7

      You put him in the octagon, he will tap or get knocked the f… out within 10 seconds

  • @thisismyrealname2860
    @thisismyrealname2860 Рік тому +82

    I have decided, not joking, that Steven Seagal is the greatest actor of our generation, and has crafted his entire career as one giant trolling performance without once breaking character.
    It is the only way I can understand him

    • @perfectsplit5515
      @perfectsplit5515 Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @ezeeproproperties8352
      @ezeeproproperties8352 11 місяців тому +4

      And the final statement sums it all up.

    • @jaytee2716
      @jaytee2716 10 місяців тому +7

      Only problem is he isn’t trolling he is being dead serious 😂 that makes it that much more hilarious.

    • @captainfalcon8615
      @captainfalcon8615 8 місяців тому +2

      This is the ultimate Steven segal summary

    • @jsim5475
      @jsim5475 4 місяці тому

      Yea team America got it wrong Alex Baldwin is not the greatest actor of all time it's Steven seagal

  • @pinkifloyd7867
    @pinkifloyd7867 2 місяці тому +1

    He always looks so relaxed like he's playing with kitty cats 🤣😊

  • @fuocoserpente2765
    @fuocoserpente2765 Рік тому +49

    "in contact with the universe" 🤣
    This guy lost contact a long time ago

  • @commenter6722
    @commenter6722 Рік тому +261

    The beauty of Aikido is the joyful cooperative partnership between the opponents and the Aikido master. With some martial arts the opponents are trying to beat you, but in Aikido, analogous to ballroom dancing, the opponents are simply waiting for a small indication which way to flip, hop, leap, or roll. The most important part of using aikido for self-defense is choosing your opponents. Best to fight break dancers and acrobats.

  • @rakzdasher9862
    @rakzdasher9862 6 місяців тому +71

    Making contact with the universe basically making contact with air 😂

    • @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy
      @Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy 5 місяців тому

      he's like the shitty monk who'll say you anything for a dollar

  • @DZNTZ
    @DZNTZ 2 місяці тому +2

    “For my next trick, I will lose my hair, speak in a hoarse whisper, shit my pants, gain 300lbs, and perform this same demonstration from a seated position”

  • @johngarcia8827
    @johngarcia8827 3 місяці тому +46

    In Aikido there is no kicking, no punching, only dancing

  • @Josh_Tsu1067
    @Josh_Tsu1067 Рік тому +216

    he went from "beating" his opponents to eating his opponents

  • @c.s.mcleod7383
    @c.s.mcleod7383 Місяць тому +1

    Apparently 1st rule of Aikido is: "Bow down to sensei."

  • @elcabrito21
    @elcabrito21 Рік тому +83

    I don't care what anyone says....Steven Segeal is the best comedian actor ever 😂

    • @blueheaven4838
      @blueheaven4838 6 місяців тому

      😅😅..true. Fella used to molest or rape new actresses is what I heard.

    • @ancientwarriors67
      @ancientwarriors67 6 місяців тому +1

      😁

    • @twinentryturbo
      @twinentryturbo 5 місяців тому

      you watched a lot of MAD TV, lol

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 3 місяці тому +19

    Steven Seagal: The grandmaster of Bullshido

  • @Thickbandicoot81
    @Thickbandicoot81 3 місяці тому +60

    Wow he so powerful he was able to regenerate hair growth

  • @Titus1official
    @Titus1official 12 днів тому

    "the master". Love that line. Lol

  • @jameslasso9380
    @jameslasso9380 Рік тому +187

    He's a legend in his own mind .

    • @defiverr4697
      @defiverr4697 Рік тому +2

      Said Harry Callahan

    • @TruthLivesMatter
      @TruthLivesMatter Рік тому

      Its a fact that he is a legend, but the autism, hate, retardism are in yalls minds for insulting an actor for no reason.

  • @blessedhands1674
    @blessedhands1674 6 місяців тому +615

    Steven Seagal is the kind of guy that wakes up the entire family to let them know that he's going to bed
    (Yes I copied and pasted some else’s comment then deleted his.) “That’s life “ -Frank Sinatra

    • @BrandonGavin_EDC
      @BrandonGavin_EDC 5 місяців тому +9

      I’m dead 😵

    • @Chedbenno
      @Chedbenno 5 місяців тому +20

      And then has a nerve to tell them "make sure you keep quiet and don't wake me up. I need my rest"

    • @richardlennox_bradley872
      @richardlennox_bradley872 5 місяців тому +5

      Bro WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

    • @thunderace44
      @thunderace44 5 місяців тому +2

      PMSL hahahahahaha

    • @fredrce
      @fredrce 5 місяців тому +3

      you have nothing better in your life than say those bs, that's way he's steven seagal and you're no one

  • @themonsterbaby
    @themonsterbaby 8 місяців тому +60

    Steven Seagal..... a master at work. A decorated Gravy Seal. His very willpower grew his hair back. And he's the world's only half Japanese, half Italian, half Russian Mongol semi- whiteboy in existence! A man's man. A ham's ham. He is..... the Steven Seagal.

    • @blueheaven4838
      @blueheaven4838 6 місяців тому +3

      😅😅😅😅...ohhh...ROFL

    • @zachariahscott6648
      @zachariahscott6648 5 місяців тому

      A ham's ham? Don't forget to mention that he's also half black.
      He sure is; recall that he demonstrated his use of ebonics in Urban Justice and Kill Switch. 😋🤞🏾

    • @trevipp
      @trevipp 5 місяців тому +2

      Gravy seal 😂😂 bro you fucking killed me

    • @MikeFiore-rm6nv
      @MikeFiore-rm6nv 5 місяців тому

      You're fkn hilarious

    • @Back4Fungame
      @Back4Fungame 4 місяці тому

      sums up steven pretty accurately

  • @thedinosauromelette
    @thedinosauromelette 2 місяці тому +1

    I’d like to see the battle of early 90s Seagal vs 2020s Seagal. The back and forth mumbling alone would be epic.

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 9 місяців тому +74

    Rob Schneider story:
    Seagal: I just finished reading the best script I've ever seen.
    - Who wrote it ?
    Seagal: I did.