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A young Steven Seagal "beating" his opponents at Aikido
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We all knew that Steven seagal was always a fraud
HA HA HA.
No, thank you!
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Looks like he was losing his hair. Must v had a hair job somewhere
Absolutely garbage
He's got the strength of 10 cooperating men.
1001 hair plug knights
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Lmao nice comment
10 actors sound funnier
It’s crazy how people are so ignorant to talk shit about another person’s life, this man is world famous for his skills. He had first non Japanese school in Japan
Translation: *"Aikido will always win as long as all opponents will cooperate ."*
Loooooooooooooooooooool 😆😅😅😅😅😅
Don’t forget he knows how to use weapons such as stick, knives and swords and guns. He is well rounded making it hard to beat in a real fight. In the ring with rules at his age he has no stamina. One round and he gets the shit beat out of him for being in such terrible shape.
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Like the women he assaulted
The crazy part is if you remove Steven seagal from the demonstration. The attacking men will still flip themselves around on their own
Hahaha, so true, my friend. Great comment.
😂 I'm dead!
😅nice one👍
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That's because sensei seagull is beyond space and time.
Aikido philosophy: "teamwork makes the dream work"
Together... we can fool them.
Lies again? AO Levels USD SGD
@@flukshun
The only fool is you.
Aikido is basically how you think you can fight after watching an old martial arts film.
Nice! Lmao. Good one!
I too am a master in Bullshido
Very accurate lol
Hahahaha
"No punching, no kicking, no blocking and absolutely no clue on what to do in a fight".
that's exactly how his career played Aikido with him later
@LuisHernandez-zc5lq well he likes to think that way 🤓
You don't have to punch if you can hold off a gang of attackers with your pinky. Striking is good for people who aren't in contact with the universe.
@Farmer-geddon4051 You're absolutely right. I can't believe people still buy into that crap. It reminds me of the $5.95 Ninja training you could find on the back pages of obscure fighting magazines in the 80's and 90's. It didn't work then and it doesn't work now.
And you know this how?
After 13 years of hard training in Aikido now i can finally flip myself on the ground when no one is touching me.
You should be proud. No one can ever hurt you
Congratulations on your black belt.
When I tried akido, all that flipping gave me migraines, I've never had them. They said keep trying, it'll go away. I sat out because of the pain, just watching and I realized the source of my pain was my spine as I watched. Stopped akido, migraines gone
It's an absolutely gratifying feeling when you feel accomplished 🤗🤗🤗
So… you’ve joined Antifa now.
There is no punching. There is no kicking. There is no blocking. There is no fighting.
There IS Sensei....
That's the first rule of fight club.
Theres only cooperation and kumbaya song
@@Yusef-uh4wl
You wouldn't last a second against him.
There is nothing, and I mean nothing that is better than the comments section of a Steven Seagal video.
Chuck Norris comments section would like to have a word with you.
I agree
It's really scary how easily humans can be tricked into believing pretty much anything
I have to agree. I always stop down for a read, lol.
Lol
Chuck Norris is standing off camera using only his lungs to blow these dudes away from Steven.
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Steven borrowed Chuck Norris’s pinky that’s the only reason it worked.
That’s more believable that the bullshitō Steven seagull does
Chuck Norris doesn't swim, water just wants to be around him.
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"let me win or you're out of my dojo"
:D :D :D :D
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You guys say what you want, but Seagal has the best bullshido moves i have ever seen
its also called " aikshito "
right, just ask Seagal & he will tell you
true. i used this skill before. you dont know aikido when it gets you. punch as much as you can but thus force will break you.
LMAO! I caught that, looks like a couple haven’t quite figured it out yet which is just as funny.
Agree! Surprised not everyone caught that.
Steven seagal is my favourite fictional character.
Yeah he has mastered fiction lol
He was really Hard to Kill huh....
Lmao!
And Bruce Lee
@@christophermannmanno6318 nah that guy existed and could break your glassjaw 😂
I love how they all “attack” him like a toddler going in for a big hug.
You are not in contact with the universe 😮
Very accurate 😂
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Tha means it works against toddlers though
You mean there are other ways to attack people? Hold on, let me grab my note pad.
This is what steven does to people approaching the buffet.
I clicked on this video only to pause it and read the comments!😂😂😂
Same 👍
😅😅😅😂😂 same bro
Ditto🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂. Me to. Bulshido master is bigger joke than Chuck Norris.
Wow!!!! Me too!!! 🤣
Aikido works if the opponent doesn’t attack you
effective when watching gymnastics
It works if the opponent is in on it lol
@@gurnblanstein9816No doubt!!!!
Aikido meant to be a complementary element. Like push ups. It helps you to execute other stuff better. It greatly improved my.... soccer game. No joke.
Aikido is still being taught and used in the Japanese Police force. Its main element is self-defense, as in trying to avoiding getting hurt. Which is important if a knife wielder is attacking you and most Japanese cops don’t carry a pistol. Try grappling a guy with a knife with your MMA and I assure you you’ll get stabbed multiple times. That’s why there is stick and sword training in Aikido. There is a clip where a policewoman was able grab a crazy guys arm with a knife and flipped him over to disarm. A lot of Aikido technique of arm locking and wrist twisting are quite effective, but the main point is to not engage directly with an attacker, keep yourself standing and mobile.
In real life, unless your opponent is weak or unskilled or unarmed, all those Brazilian Jiu jitsu or Muay Thai … etc are useless. You just get beaten up in practice and get hurt many times just to learn it, when a snotty teenager can easily drop you with an ice-pick. There is a video in China where a big guy tried to stop some rowdy small teenager. He was able to slap their heads around but a kid managed to stab him in the thigh leg with a small knife, it bled profusely since it cut an artery. The big guy sat down in 10 seconds. He keeled over in 30 sec, and died.
For real life self-defense that even small women can learn. Carry a gun. Carry it always and learn to use it. There are countless videos where a civilians was able to save her life and children by shooting large multiple assailants, some even armed. The gun equalizes everyone.
No one loves Steven Seagal more than Steven Seagal.
That's not true, if I was Steven seagull I wouldn't like myself either 🥴
I mean that is a good way to live life tho. Be your own biggest fan. 🤣
Space ice should review this.😆
he's really in love with himself isn't he 🤣
Hahaha good one
I just can’t believe what kind of a masterminded genius this guy is being able to pull off shenanigans all the way to movie star status. That in itself must be applauded.🤣
Well he is a well decorated officer, CIA agent, FBI agent, Marine, Army, Air Force, Navy, coast guard, MI6, fighting master and full blooded native, black, Russian, Irish, polish, Swedish, German and Japanese.
Decades ago a director saw this and thought, "I can make this guy a star.. and then millions can make fun of him".
100%
Lol this is actually not far from how it really happened. He was training a huge Hollywood agent and the agent basically said he could turn anyone into a star. A competing agent bet him that he couldnt. So he said he would make his martial arts trainer, the least charismatic guy he ever met, into a star. And he did
Most of his career has been a money laundering operation by his mob friends.
The reason so many of his movies are direct to dvd with him being the writer, director, producer, and star is that he gets the writers, directors, producers, and main actors cut of the profits so when the mob buy millions of dvds with dirty money he can just hand their freshly laundered money straight back to them.
@@JohnSmith-tk7ntIt helped that his early movies had good directors.
Aikido: for when you are defending yourself against your drunken aunt who is rushing up to hug you
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This comment needs more likes!!!
Why the hell she would do it?
Best ever analysis of Aikido lol 🤣
Perfect
“In Aikido there’s no punching, no kicking and no blocking”…..in other words if you come up against someone with even the most basic fighting skills, you get fucked up.
indionwsia
What a crock of 💩
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BITCH SLAPPING IS IN THE AIKIDO TRAINING
Aikido= Cartman beating other "psychics" in a telekinetic-telepathic battle.
That was then, now he uses his little finger to consume mass quantities of Kentucky fried chicken.
Go meet him in a dark alley sometime. Big mouth FOOL. He spent a lifetime studying this art. Reached 7th Dan. Taught in his own dojo in Osaka Japan First non oriental to ever teach Aikido in Japan. He's a world class martial arts master. What are you ? A cupcake 🧁
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😂😂😂
Hehehe
By the looks he might even be using two little fingers
"I think Steven Seagal is one of the greatest martial arists of all time." - Steven Seagal
I LOVE THIS!
😲He maybe tough! But he can't take on Dr David Schultz! Worlds Greatest wrestler, whiter and bounty hunter in the USA!
😲 YOU don't have to believe me! Check it out for yourself!
Gave me a good laugh before bed 😅
@@nickwrx83 😲 You're Welcome and make it a Great Day!
"i think so too"
-Steven Seagal.
"Okay kid, run at me sideways" 😂
To be fair, Aikido was created for farmers defending themselves against swords and spears, where people would usually be running at each other. It's not suited for sport fighting at all, and has little self defense uses against people who want to punch you, in the same way that boxing training is completely useless in a duel against a trained soldier with a rapier.
Hahaha!! This comment is underrated😭🤣
Aikido: You will always win as long as you're delusional
“There is no punching, no kicking, no collision”
And that’s why it doesn’t work at all
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Ok I'll run 😂
It might Look like its shit but if you really know aikido you see that it looks Bad cause this Master is so perfectly fighting that his oponents have no chanse
He went from Aikido to Fritos and Burritos.
All three no good for defense
He is old what do u expect. He is almost 70
@@corbinblackstyles6880 dude is 71 this year. Van damme will still be splitting on Mack trucks at that age!!
You guys should know by now that Seagal is immortal. He said so himself.
Ironically, Taco Bell had a burrito they’d put Fritos in.
Steven segal is the kind of person that would display his trophies above his kid’s trophies
😂😂😂
And probably brag during every single dinner and end discussions claiming to be a wise Lama/Riponche😊
I mean...I would too lol
And they're smaller. One for bowling and the other for pie eating.
Aikido is about as legit as his hairline
Legend has it he used his kei powers on an unsuspecting skunk and transplanted the animals pelt on himself.
@@jonathansmith3031 Let's not talk too crazy now - Segal's hair doesn't look THAT nice...
You may laugh at him as much as you want, but this man helped a lot of the UFC stars, such as Khabib, Jones, GSP, Conor, Stipe and others, to become champions by not training them.
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had us in the first half
So you didn’t see the video when Silva and even the guy who Steven showed certain maneuvers too, made fun of him because his techniques are trash.
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Gotta give credit to the “attackers” for making Steven look that good
Gotta wonder how they trained/prepped for this demo.
"Okay guys, remember - strain REALLY hard against me...but not for real. We gotta keep it safe."
Jabronis
The real hard workers are the attackers.
“Remember guys - don’t hurt me.”
"In Aikido, every attacker lets you throw them with no resistance"
Because if you resist, you will break a bone somewhere xddd it does seem ineffective to the majority, but the reason why we learn how to fall is to not break our bones and get hurt.. 1 wrong fall, and you break something
@BruceBlaze-qm7cgyeah you spelled it wrong it’s bullshit-0
@@jaytee2716both of you got it wrong. "Bullshido" a play on Bushido and Aikido
@@masha_elr3058meanwhile every other combat sport where people resist being thrown:
Haha
Steven Seagal's new goal is just to become as big as the universe.
"In Aikido basically speaking there is no punching, there is no kicking, there is no blocking... Only eating"
I read this literally as he began saying it. Your addition made it better
Brb going to an aikido dojo
You're a savage lol
I like havarti cheese the most. What's your favorite?
So funny! 🤣🤣
The little finger demonstrations 😂 the guy in the back pushing against the hips is hilarious
Closed fist, with pinky extended. 😮
Ha! I had to go back and watch again. Awesome!
I'd be impressed if he could do some of them Bruce Lee one arm push-ups with that little finger like Bruce but nahh. He can't 😅
Steven Seagal is by far my all time favorite comedian.
And opposite the very dry humor, his is a very wet humor, often covered in cheese sauce or gravy
Unintentional comedy at its finest.
and I thought that was Steven Wright kicking ass!
The unwitting comedian
Space Ice is the best way to watch his movies
In his head, he's thinking, "I'm really doing it! Look at me!"
You know this stuff was cute back in the 80s . These days a lot of people are allergic to bullshit
There are a lot of mystique about the martial arts back then. t. grew up in the 90s, but can you really blame us. Information wasn't that fast back then.
just imagine for sec, how far ahead of time he was then )
@@knightofjustice5475 it got a lot worse now the same bs goes to topics such as gender, biology, economy, politics, history and everything.
In today’s world, specifically Western civilizations, people are far more arrogant, entitled, and disrespectful than they were then. A true martial artist and humble man does not disrespect another.
it was more of a gullible era..... but good
“I’m just gonna break the wrist and walk away. Break the wrist, walk away.”
well, that was a ripoff.
Rex Kwon Do- the original buddy system
Maybe you could pull me into town?
Make yourself a dang quesadilla.
Grab my arm
Steven Seagal. He’s one of a kind. There’s no one else like him. Fortunately.
he is "one" with himself😒
But what if he has a gun or a pointed stick?
Dude watched Star Wars in 1977 and thought he’d try the whole Jedi thing.
Almost every comment on this video deserves an award.
I give your comment the Deserving of Some Recognition award.
@@cavemanorigins5348
That's not a "participation" trophy, is it? 🤔😉
@@thevladfather it could be. We could also grant a Lack of Participation trophy so that everyone goes home a winner.
@@cavemanorigins5348
That's very altruistic of you.
@@cavemanorigins5348
I once heard that Mr. Segal can carry 2 cups of coffee and 5 donuts at once.
...old timer joke....
I hear Steven is leading the Gravy Seals now. Specifically Meal Team 6.
The Meal Berets
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That's hilarious 😂
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When he gets older I hope he makes several sub-par movies using these unique skills
DONE!!!
Bro, Hard to Kill and Above the law are legit!
Ur being generous with sub par
@@cartesian_doubt6230 anybody seen Richie?!
@@healthcoachrich comeandcutmaheartout
I am so glad none of it was staged.
It renews my faith in the positive vibes of the universe that a pinky filled with pureness and justice can beat of the strength of many men.
Thank you Stevie Seagull for showing clearly what an honorable man you really are with these demonstrations.
It is clear for all of us watching this what you are all about.... Well, all of us but the reporter. 👍
Seagal looks like he's been using a lot of positive force on some buffets lately.
Little finger food!
And he's coming out with a new movie....
"Hard To Fill"
😂😂😂😂 you’re damn right!
@@ash27slick74 😂😂😂
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When negative bull is met with positive Sh!t you get a total of 100% Steven Seagal. 😂😂😂😂
I often forget Steven seagal is a living breathing person and not some collective fever dream we all have occasionally
Who is Steven Seagal?
" notice how that jump and do a frontflip when he pushes them with no force at all" 😂
I lost a fight once...
forgot to remain in contact with the Universe.
Did you just like... Astral project out of the universe???
😂😂
Shame on you 😂
Change your carrier
Bro was high
Steven Seagal is that guy at a party who is trying to get into a fight so he can show off but ends up getting a beating
That’s what would have happened if he stepped outside when Van Damne called him out at Stallone party.
Lol and he's going for the weakest,meek looking dude chillin' trying not to get noticed😂😂
Just ask vandam
grandmaster of Bullshido indeed.
I laughed way too loud at this!
Lol awesome!
Thanks your comment has really cheered me up.😂😂😂🤗🤗🤗
@@louiseturner9811 ur welcome breh
Classic response 😂
Einstein: Good energy comes from little finger....😅😂
Steven Seigal might not be a very accomplished actor, but some of these student's deserve Oscars for their performances
Wait what?? And Oscar? Uhh 🙄
He got Kelly Lebrock, so there's that.
And those poor female actresses! 🤣
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Ah yes Steven seagull master of BullShido
As fast as a streak of pelican sh*t 👍😂 How long can you keep that pinky up your a*se😱
Yeah i agree 😅
Bullshido hahaaaaaa
So because you can't do it or understand it, it's bull? Lol kids..
@Khmzt° bhahhahaaaa yes that's exactly right absolutely none of that is fake like zero hahaaaaaaa 😄 😆 😉 🤣 😅 😄
Steven Seagal wakes up every morning to stare down the sun and let it know he is the reason why it shines
Why does this sound like an infomercial where they're getting ready to tell you for $19.95 plus shipping and handling, you can have it to. 😂
Why is there more comments or likes on this post 😢😮😂
You missed the end? Yeah, I paid the $19.95 and my little finger is in the mail!
For just three easy payments of $6.66 you too can throw yourself around to make an egomaniac look good before he ends up weighing 350 pounds and fleeing to Russia to escape multiple rape and sexual assault allegations!
@@hollyperrin7353🤣🤣👍
Good one😁👌
Watching this Aikido demonstration is like comparing a pillow fight with today's martial arts.
"Your enemy cannot know what you are doing if you do not know what you are doing."
-Sun Tzu: The art of War
LMAO perfect
Lmao
*FUNNY ENOUGH IT REALLY WORKS!*
That's how I play online games ❤
It means ti be merely reflexive
, adaptable and using timing.
Steven got the power of 20 weak and lazy individuals
Hey man I'd still take that. Even if they could only curl 15 pounds apeice that means I could curl 300 pounds. Don't underestimate the power of weaklings in large numbers.
Little did young Steven know, he should've been practicing self defense against Pizza The Hut.
😂 😂 😂 😂
LOL you know you wrong for that!🤣
From what I've heard, he has a health condition.
@chris french Yea, it called obsessive eating disorder.
@@Emma-dh1lx also called obesity. The medical term for being to fat
Watching the master in his prime is truly amazing. His connection with the universe is second to none.
I really wanna know who *doesn't* have a connection with the universe.
@@A_Black_Sheep94Outsiders.
The way they all run at him is low key hilarious
Bullshitdo
That’s actually very fitting considering how Seagal runs is hilarious
there's nothing low key about it. its outright hilarious out loud loud as fuck hilarious
What baffles me is how on earth do bullshido masters groom people to do this..? Why on earth would they play along with this day in and day out?
Or does he just pay craigslist actors to do these demonstrations. :D
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steven seagal proves that you can dislike someone you never met and it ok.
LOL, I love this.
That sounds like something chuck Norris would do
Personally I've never met Adolf and I dislike him.
@@Klarenz Adolph ? You must mean one and only Dolph Lundgren. Good communicator , all ears. Teela!!
Jake Paul even more
This reporter unknowingly created a generational parody
This. This is the meaning of martial arts. It is not used for attacking people, but rather defending oneself and others.
A rare glimpse of Seagal’s real hairline
And no jet black hair died goatie
HOW DARE YOUUUUUU!!! BY THE PINKY OF MASTER SEAGAL!!!...
Yeah. He must hate these old videos. First time I have seen his receding hairline
Petty, puerile personal comments bare no relevance to ,Aikido !! Aikido worked fore when I was attacked by a autistic nutcase,.. he ran home crying to mumsie,.Mumsie visited my home with him,made him ,apologise : ,and said He deserved it'!It's the Art of not resisting in an opposite direction ,this not causing. stagnating energy. Most of these pertaining comments are miserable male envy !!Would Aikido have become a renowned recognised Japenese martial art of it was merely shameless sham showmanship !?
I can withstand the strength of this Aikido master using only my middle finger.
His latest movie "A Fridge Too Far" demonstrates his capabilities perfectly
There is never a fridge too far for this man. He would walk a mile for a fridge. Well, his stunt double will!
this is such a gold comment
But there is no fridge too far. Maybe that shoulda been the title?
He used minimal force to eat all of those chicken wings.
Stolen from Simpsons
Bruce Lee invented Jeet Kune Do, and Seagal invented Bullshido.
You can clearly see his opponents have the forward somersault roll perfected. Great form!
It also helps when the "attacker" throws themselves on the ground
The deliberately go with the throw so they don't break their arm. It is similar to Shinya Aoki's standing armbar. The opponent can't go with it so his arm snap
yeah i would like to see you say that to his face.
lol yeah it does
Exactly I don't care who you are if you were to be thrown like them into a brick wall its good night maybe even death I've been doing mma well over 15 years and aikido is the deadliest form out there.
@@jackhajal1806 I bet he would bcause Steve seagull is nothing but a big fat has been that nobody likes
It works great if your opponent just runs at you like an angry toddler
Better hope it’s not a real toddler. With Aikido you’ll get your ass kicked.
The way I handle my young kids trying to wrestle me looks exactly like Aikido.
@@3lth exactly 🤣👍
It's designed precisely for that.
well, you cant handle todlers with kickboxing skills, right?
Steven Seagal took the Chuck Norris jokes a bit too seriously.
Chuck Norris is afraid of Aikido
@@Rome.s_Greatest_Enemy Afraid of it making him look like a bigger douche? Lmao
I don't care what they tell you at school, aikido really works.
Now Seagal can't defend himself against the buffet table
Let's see what you look like at his age dummy.
Mate I wouldnt want to be the one trying to take a plate of fried chicken off him :-)
Actually, he can now take down two buffet tables with just his little finger
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH fmd lol
When he first realised that acting was his future
Haha damn straight bro 👍🤟😎
Looool
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Seagal is a legit Aikido master! Sure you can debate how effective it is for real combat. Seagal is now bloated and reportedly has a severe acute flatulence problem but in his prime he was great at Aikido.
I've been watching Steven Seagal movies for like 85 years.
they are that long?
85 years... and you've never been able to finish watching *one*.
and farting
That’s dope here’s your L homie
Lol you dopes don't get the joke
You put Steven Seagal in a bathtub, he becomes the bath tub; you put him in a humvee, he becomes the humvee.
Be Steven, my friend.
OH HELL NO!
😂 I can't breathe!!!
💀😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Tu le mets dans les toilettes, il devient la cuvette.
You put him in the octagon, he will tap or get knocked the f… out within 10 seconds
I have decided, not joking, that Steven Seagal is the greatest actor of our generation, and has crafted his entire career as one giant trolling performance without once breaking character.
It is the only way I can understand him
😂
And the final statement sums it all up.
Only problem is he isn’t trolling he is being dead serious 😂 that makes it that much more hilarious.
This is the ultimate Steven segal summary
Yea team America got it wrong Alex Baldwin is not the greatest actor of all time it's Steven seagal
He always looks so relaxed like he's playing with kitty cats 🤣😊
"in contact with the universe" 🤣
This guy lost contact a long time ago
The beauty of Aikido is the joyful cooperative partnership between the opponents and the Aikido master. With some martial arts the opponents are trying to beat you, but in Aikido, analogous to ballroom dancing, the opponents are simply waiting for a small indication which way to flip, hop, leap, or roll. The most important part of using aikido for self-defense is choosing your opponents. Best to fight break dancers and acrobats.
You are not wrong 😂
Is salsa dancers a suitable substitute?
😂
Do strippers count? It's okay if they suck
Sooo wrong. 😅😂😅
Making contact with the universe basically making contact with air 😂
he's like the shitty monk who'll say you anything for a dollar
“For my next trick, I will lose my hair, speak in a hoarse whisper, shit my pants, gain 300lbs, and perform this same demonstration from a seated position”
In Aikido there is no kicking, no punching, only dancing
he went from "beating" his opponents to eating his opponents
😂😂😂
He's good at beating women
Wtf 😂😂😂
@@sharonrigs7999 Plot Twist: Steven Seagal’s wife beat his ass in self defense and he just told the public he won. 😂😂
Good one, 🤣🤣👍
Apparently 1st rule of Aikido is: "Bow down to sensei."
I don't care what anyone says....Steven Segeal is the best comedian actor ever 😂
😅😅..true. Fella used to molest or rape new actresses is what I heard.
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you watched a lot of MAD TV, lol
Steven Seagal: The grandmaster of Bullshido
Wow he so powerful he was able to regenerate hair growth
"the master". Love that line. Lol
He's a legend in his own mind .
Said Harry Callahan
Its a fact that he is a legend, but the autism, hate, retardism are in yalls minds for insulting an actor for no reason.
Steven Seagal is the kind of guy that wakes up the entire family to let them know that he's going to bed
(Yes I copied and pasted some else’s comment then deleted his.) “That’s life “ -Frank Sinatra
I’m dead 😵
And then has a nerve to tell them "make sure you keep quiet and don't wake me up. I need my rest"
Bro WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
PMSL hahahahahaha
you have nothing better in your life than say those bs, that's way he's steven seagal and you're no one
Steven Seagal..... a master at work. A decorated Gravy Seal. His very willpower grew his hair back. And he's the world's only half Japanese, half Italian, half Russian Mongol semi- whiteboy in existence! A man's man. A ham's ham. He is..... the Steven Seagal.
😅😅😅😅...ohhh...ROFL
A ham's ham? Don't forget to mention that he's also half black.
He sure is; recall that he demonstrated his use of ebonics in Urban Justice and Kill Switch. 😋🤞🏾
Gravy seal 😂😂 bro you fucking killed me
You're fkn hilarious
sums up steven pretty accurately
I’d like to see the battle of early 90s Seagal vs 2020s Seagal. The back and forth mumbling alone would be epic.
Rob Schneider story:
Seagal: I just finished reading the best script I've ever seen.
- Who wrote it ?
Seagal: I did.