Portal 2: Unused GLaDOS Lines

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  • @CamTroid
    @CamTroid  9 років тому +5419

    wow dis iz fake and gay
    some of these lines are already in teh game
    wow im suche a genious for being the first one to point this out

    • @97dusk
      @97dusk 9 років тому +340

      Otto Pressler
      I think the joke went right over your head.

    • @nickbuechel2964
      @nickbuechel2964 9 років тому +83

      Burraku Dusk he wont get that either. It was stupid even telling him that.

    • @srslynocraftmco8819
      @srslynocraftmco8819 9 років тому +13

      lol

    • @ottopressler1602
      @ottopressler1602 9 років тому +31

      Burraku Dusk Ok, I can understand him joking... but it wasn't funny.

    • @ottopressler1602
      @ottopressler1602 9 років тому +10

      CamTroid I apologize for the comment I posted in reply of this. I think this was a joke...? Anyway, I'm sorry.

  • @studhouser6969
    @studhouser6969 11 років тому +5897

    "I'm kidding of course. God, I hate you."
    That line gets me every time.

  • @tinytoychihuahua7306
    @tinytoychihuahua7306 8 років тому +5332

    Glados' voice is honestly so nice to listen to

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 8 років тому +116

      DR jay 97 That's the best part

    • @MoonlightYt_
      @MoonlightYt_ 7 років тому +21

      Error 404: likes not found (sorry, i had to xD)

    • @SPLARKK
      @SPLARKK 6 років тому +11

      I agree

    • @AgileOllie
      @AgileOllie 5 років тому +9

      tinytoychihuahua Thank you.

    • @destiny_someone8476
      @destiny_someone8476 5 років тому +4

      You put an apostrophe after the s (which is part of her name) meaning that there is/are multiple of her.
      It should be written like this: [GLaDOS’s] just so you know.

  • @SunSign
    @SunSign 8 років тому +5986

    I need to reach GLaDOS level sarcasm.

    • @cosmophobia1917
      @cosmophobia1917 7 років тому +156

      There is a cake at the end.

    • @viironikkahmurfii5447
      @viironikkahmurfii5447 7 років тому +57

      but cake is a lie....

    • @latishaheemskerk9060
      @latishaheemskerk9060 7 років тому +38

      GLaDOS You want to eat it? WELL, TOO BAD!! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOUTH!

    • @BOASYDOG
      @BOASYDOG 6 років тому +13

      I’ve nearly got there

    • @gregoryberkenfield1033
      @gregoryberkenfield1033 6 років тому +10

      So here are your test results.....it says your a horrable person......that what it says a horrable person

  • @alphasaith8349
    @alphasaith8349 11 років тому +4103

    he forgot 1 of the unused lines, it was "we are a lot alike, you and I, you tested me, I tested you. You killed me, I... oh wait, I havent killed you yet.

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 11 років тому +253

      It was in a trailer.

    • @alphasaith8349
      @alphasaith8349 11 років тому +200

      meh, it was still awesome.

    • @Lukas99g
      @Lukas99g 7 років тому +48

      Alpha Saith that's used
      I think
      I heard it before...

    • @jerryzhu6980
      @jerryzhu6980 7 років тому +25

      I'm pretty sure it is used somewhere, after or during cold boot maybe

    • @faithestherr
      @faithestherr 7 років тому +7

      That's in one of those propulsion gel videos.

  • @SirCodsworth
    @SirCodsworth 8 років тому +5899

    I don't even care if some of the lines are in the game. I just came to listen to GLaDOS talking, honestly.

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman 8 років тому +3555

    You know you've hit an all-time low when a potato says you have fat eyes.

    • @Narbaculus
      @Narbaculus 8 років тому +198

      You know you've hit a literal all-time low when you've fallen for a straight 59 seconds.

    • @devzooce8984
      @devzooce8984 8 років тому +38

      Liam Twomey DA DUM TSSS

    • @genessab
      @genessab 7 років тому +7

      Liam Twomey ily

    • @lemonmarinade3820
      @lemonmarinade3820 7 років тому +13

      Yeah, I think we destroyed her intelligence core.

    • @ethanotoroculus1060
      @ethanotoroculus1060 5 років тому +1

      @@lemonmarinade3820 .

  • @thewoollyviking5928
    @thewoollyviking5928 9 років тому +2574

    These lines show perfectly why GLaDOS is my favorite video game antagonist, she is cold, uncaring, and sports a wonderfully sadistic sense of humor. Unlike most evil AIs in popular culture, GLaDOS is not totally emotionless, she is clearly amused by the suffering of others, and with the way she runs the enrichment center, it's meant to push subjects to the physical, mental, and emotional breaking point. GLaDOS's humor stems from her total disregard for human life (and some non-too subtle insults specifically toward Chell, chuckling at the thought of basically running her through tests over and over until she drops dead, that is COLD). She will turn your agony into a joke. and you laugh. even though you really shouldn't.

    • @cosmophobia1917
      @cosmophobia1917 7 років тому +56

      "Interesting"

    • @AgileOllie
      @AgileOllie 5 років тому +47

      Thank you. I think.

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 роки тому +17

      @@AgileOllie No, thank you for making everyone's lives completely miserable.

    • @flyingplatypus6688
      @flyingplatypus6688 4 роки тому +12

      I read this whole thing in GLaDOS's voice.

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 роки тому +29

      She’s also redeemable in her moments of kindness or ignorance. She never attacks you directly, so when this happens, it really changes the tone, as she’s no longer foreboding.

  • @124Nightwing
    @124Nightwing 8 років тому +2834

    Even though she trapped me in an underground facility, tried to kill me hundreds of times, and used me like a guinea pig...
    I still love GLaDOS.

    • @josephsulaiman9959
      @josephsulaiman9959 7 років тому +91

      that's *why* we love her

    • @rentoonnetwork
      @rentoonnetwork 5 років тому +64

      Same! 😂
      Oh shit, Stockholm Syndrome got me,

    • @L-sillybrained
      @L-sillybrained 5 років тому +42

      SHES JUST A MURDEROUS LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL AND I LOVE HER ❤️

    • @DarthJoeyTheWise
      @DarthJoeyTheWise 5 років тому +6

      same

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 років тому +12

      It's more love-hate on my end.
      Sometimes I want to rip GLaDOS's face off, Other times we ally ourselves to become unstoppable.

  • @poizenboi76
    @poizenboi76 4 роки тому +615

    "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, god help you"
    I died

    • @glados6107
      @glados6107 3 роки тому +33

      That annoying announcer stole my line

    • @t65bx25
      @t65bx25 3 роки тому +19

      7:07

    • @NT-sx2bd
      @NT-sx2bd 3 роки тому +6

      I do, and every time. Regardless of who it's said by its so fucking funny to me!

  • @TheGFig
    @TheGFig 11 років тому +1809

    "This next test- *boom* is- *boom* dangerousi'llberightback-"

  • @johnliang7972
    @johnliang7972 10 років тому +1346

    GLaDOS: *Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position.*
    Alright. *Assumes the being Dead position*

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 6 років тому +25

      ...That's used in the game though. I don't remember the number of the chamber but it's the same one that the turret song is in. You can close the final part but keep the door closed and she says that line and opens the door... ua-cam.com/video/AJGXN93CNq0/v-deo.html

    • @mr.greenface3105
      @mr.greenface3105 5 років тому +11

      Glad0s : Is that what you call a being dead position oh wait ... I forgot you can't. your weight prevents you from getting in the proper dead position

    • @glados6107
      @glados6107 3 роки тому +2

      This is why you deserve cake. You still won't get any, but you deserve it

    • @JadeJuno
      @JadeJuno 3 роки тому

      @@Cobalt985 "Hi yes I can't read descriptions" - You, probably.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 3 роки тому +2

      @@JadeJuno congratulations on replying to a 2 year old comment

  • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
    @EpicNerdsWithCameras 8 років тому +588

    This next test -- **explosion** -- is --**explosion** -- dangerous I'll be right back.

    • @tajneufeld6431
      @tajneufeld6431 8 років тому +33

      for anyone wondering what time this appears, it's 8:14 !!!!

    • @wolfmania8866
      @wolfmania8866 8 років тому +4

      wheatley but not actually sadly - thanks 😄

  • @AlphaTheSkunk
    @AlphaTheSkunk 10 років тому +730

    I laughed way hard hearing GLaDOS indignation at needing humans to create more humans. Ugh. How dare we be so inefficient.

  • @jamiejamberry
    @jamiejamberry 4 роки тому +430

    I'm actually glad they had a different actor record the tutorial. That made hearing GladOS's voice later in the game far more exciting

    • @Victini7472
      @Victini7472 2 роки тому +8

      well yeah she IS deactivated after all, so she can't be the one speaking lol

    • @bpnbeckeroo
      @bpnbeckeroo Рік тому +3

      @@Victini7472 in early versions of the game, there were actually pre-recorded messages from GLaDOS. most of them were exactly the same as the announcers, except for a few.

  • @UnrealAngel
    @UnrealAngel 9 років тому +445

    8:14 "This next tes-- **BOOM** is-- **BOOM** dangerous I'll be right back."

    • @UnrealAngel
      @UnrealAngel 9 років тому +14

      What we really need is Harry101UK's Wheatley Song on the portal 2 boss fight.

    • @genuineinterest
      @genuineinterest 8 років тому

      +Gabriel Hujjat YES

    • @thenakedmango6572
      @thenakedmango6572 7 років тому +5

      Gabriel Hujjat WELL WELL WELL WRLCOME TO MY LAIR CHELL AND A POTAO EH OOH I'M REALLY SCARED

    • @MOVEDjpeg
      @MOVEDjpeg 7 років тому

      Gabriel Hujjat yes

    • @kippoopswagn_n4013
      @kippoopswagn_n4013 7 років тому +2

      +thenakedmango YOU ARE JOKING YOU GOTTA BE! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYE

  • @ckies4777
    @ckies4777 5 років тому +928

    "I know how humans make more humans and frankly its ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human which I hope somebody got fired over."
    _I'm sorry_
    *_W H A T_*

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 5 років тому +11

      Thomas The Panniest boi LMAAOOOØ

    • @karticus1139
      @karticus1139 4 роки тому +12

      Holy shit

    • @JustGront
      @JustGront 4 роки тому +5

      Deep

    • @adeeta5701
      @adeeta5701 4 роки тому +57

      @MEDIA THING Your parents will tell you when you are older.

    • @lunarskys2645
      @lunarskys2645 4 роки тому +6

      That one's one of my favorite quotes.

  • @jaredkrause3332
    @jaredkrause3332 7 років тому +418

    "The literature doesn't mention anything about lump of coal failure" Damn the pettiness

  • @ToaOfGallifrey
    @ToaOfGallifrey 9 років тому +2225

    I wish there was a mod for Siri in which she's voiced by Ellen McClain and is snarky and black humorous like GLaDOS. xD

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 5 років тому +98

      We need to make this APP DESIGNERS IF YOUR OUT THERE WE NEED YOU

    • @solaris5303
      @solaris5303 5 років тому +62

      @@alienindisguise5546 It's impossible on iOS, though it could probably be done on a rooted Android.

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 5 років тому +31

      @@solaris5303 how do i do this I NEEEEED this in my life

    • @NCIA-93
      @NCIA-93 5 років тому +19

      Or for google assistant

    • @sodiboo
      @sodiboo 5 років тому +5

      Jailbreaking, could nepeta do this? Maybe not, dunno who can do it but i’d live this

  • @SunnyBristowe
    @SunnyBristowe 10 років тому +2557

    Tic Tac Toe 3 confirmed

    • @cydippida
      @cydippida 10 років тому +13

      Ho mah gawd XD
      That was to funny.
      VERY. Funny.

    • @pinkspirit445
      @pinkspirit445 7 років тому +51

      nah this will be tic tac toe 2 EP 2

    • @Momo-ox9kn
      @Momo-ox9kn 7 років тому +25

      Sunny Bristowe there is no tic tac toe 3 because valve can't count up to 3
      Portal 2, no 3
      Half life 2, no 3
      Team fortress 2, no 3
      Left 4 dead 2, no 3

    • @xanderm6090
      @xanderm6090 7 років тому +7

      Maybe there is no third game for all of those because Valve felt they already have definitive endings. Just my guess.

    • @epctfl
      @epctfl 7 років тому +3

      Xander M unfortunately in a press conference the writer says they think that the number 3 is unlucky so that's why

  • @popgirl8studios
    @popgirl8studios 8 років тому +902

    "Experiment" Is literally GladOS ASMR

  • @doriandesilva31
    @doriandesilva31 9 років тому +927

    Press x to apologize, you monster

  • @daisybell6325
    @daisybell6325 10 років тому +1042

    GLaDOS: One of these days, you'll jump and drop like a stone into acid, like a potato falling into a deep fryer.
    Me: FORESHADOWING!!!!

  • @theflamingpotato9651
    @theflamingpotato9651 8 років тому +1582

    I wish valve could count to three

    • @patnipp
      @patnipp 7 років тому +16

      Flaming Potato they can, just not for us XD

    • @mushman3744
      @mushman3744 6 років тому +86

      I mean where's tic tac toe 3

    • @alyx8815
      @alyx8815 5 років тому +4

      Half Life 3 is coming soon

    • @niconiconiikillmeplease2286
      @niconiconiikillmeplease2286 5 років тому +2

      Valve cant count to 3

    • @Xx_Oleander_xX
      @Xx_Oleander_xX 5 років тому +8

      @@niconiconiikillmeplease2286 I think they mean half life Alyx

  • @sonarata
    @sonarata 8 років тому +621

    I wont even lie i use Glados voice to help me sleep sometimes.

    • @spicymilkshake6600
      @spicymilkshake6600 8 років тому +59

      Zach M. "Still Alive" is like the best lullaby ever...

    • @zeldacrafter4578
      @zeldacrafter4578 7 років тому +10

      Wut

    • @worthyisback5652
      @worthyisback5652 6 років тому +11

      No please dont say goodbye an unused song and listen to it and you will sleep

    • @10uRization
      @10uRization 5 років тому +2

      You’re looking for a good lullaby? Check out Wither series’ lullaby

    • @Mesmetail
      @Mesmetail 5 років тому +12

      I used Cave Johnson quotes to sleep one time :'D

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 5 років тому +209

    Words cannot describe how much I love it when she breaks her usual monotone speech

  • @justanotherrandomcrit8115
    @justanotherrandomcrit8115 5 років тому +211

    “The laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar.”

  • @Cottonmouth255
    @Cottonmouth255 9 років тому +674

    "This next test --"
    BOOM
    "... is --"
    BOOM
    "dangerousI'llberightback."
    Why is that so funny? XD

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 5 років тому +19

      I read this while she was saying it

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 років тому +35

      It's not explosions. It's my head banging against my desk as I struggle to figure out one of GLaDOS's tests.

    • @brainfuckcode4990
      @brainfuckcode4990 5 років тому +1

      @@gabrielbabash1719Maybe because the comment is from 4 years ago?

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 5 років тому +1

      @@brainfuckcode4990 lol I find this video back in my recommendations and I found my 6 month old comment from 2019
      Sorry for @ING you

    • @thetruenico6117
      @thetruenico6117 4 роки тому +11

      8:15

  • @TheCrazyBrittish
    @TheCrazyBrittish 10 років тому +637

    "waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing" omg that should have been in the game

    • @clunk0z
      @clunk0z 10 років тому +48

      It is :3

    • @spongeyruler
      @spongeyruler 10 років тому +3

      CuteKittyZ Channel I don't remember it in the game.

    • @bright-_
      @bright-_ 9 років тому +6

      Haylee Eide it is

    • @R4V3-0N
      @R4V3-0N 9 років тому +2

      where?

    • @bright-_
      @bright-_ 9 років тому +3

      R4V3-0N I'm not sure what chapter or level and I'm not going to replay through the whole game to find out, sorry.

  • @CoffeeLefrap
    @CoffeeLefrap 10 років тому +357

    GLaDOS makes everything sound better

    • @cosmophobia1917
      @cosmophobia1917 7 років тому +5

      Thank you

    • @necrogeneticist
      @necrogeneticist 7 років тому +1

      GLaDOS Well, If I'm not a human, then what do you want me to do? Can I assist in making these humans?

    • @cosmophobia1917
      @cosmophobia1917 7 років тому +3

      Sewerfurry You must be stupid, where do you want me to find humans?!

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 4 роки тому +2

      GLaDOS could make COVID-19 sound good.

    • @glados6107
      @glados6107 3 роки тому +1

      @@jacksongibbs8998 can't make anything better that can't effect me

  • @christiansilvermoon
    @christiansilvermoon 10 років тому +294

    Come on....Chell just say it! "I'm sorry for murdering you..!"

    • @FireBlades
      @FireBlades 10 років тому +42

      Chell: Apple
      Me: apoligize.

    • @cheatsenabled1662
      @cheatsenabled1662 7 років тому +17

      I mean, Chell IS mute. What does GLaDOS think, that she's got a surface she could write on and a writing implement hidden on her person?

    • @cheatsenabled1662
      @cheatsenabled1662 6 років тому +1

      Source?

    • @Yggdrasil42
      @Yggdrasil42 6 років тому +11

      Christian Silvermoon No, that's jumping. You... jumped.

    • @TwiliPaladin
      @TwiliPaladin 5 років тому +1

      @@sbsbsb6057 GLaDOS seems to say otherwise. She even says that Chell is mute.

  • @5Jango5
    @5Jango5 8 років тому +503

    At 3:11, could she be talking about Ratman? Because it kind of fits. GLADoS seemed to have forgotten about him in the comic so maybe he deleted himself from the database, and you see his murals in places outside of the test chambers.

    • @ajgrant9975
      @ajgrant9975 8 років тому +47

      5Jango5 Hmm maybe. Story probably went through a ton of changes.

    • @Munky_L
      @Munky_L 7 років тому +22

      5Jango5 she says that in Poker Night 2 about Cave Johnson.

    • @lucusedaurasphere
      @lucusedaurasphere 7 років тому +17

      5Jango5 She's talking about Batman.

    • @rustiekim
      @rustiekim 7 років тому +1

      5Jango5 hello

    • @trollreview5906
      @trollreview5906 6 років тому +2

      5Jango5 l thought it was about wheatly

  • @KittiLumpo
    @KittiLumpo 4 роки тому +43

    omg "hint" at 4:39 is THE CUTEST thing ive ever heard XD

  • @WrenchInThePlan
    @WrenchInThePlan 10 років тому +132

    1:01 or so: "I'm just going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious tic-tac-toe-two-related injury."

  • @Frenzy724
    @Frenzy724 11 років тому +176

    The bone marrow one was disturbing...

  • @DelialaPenguin
    @DelialaPenguin 9 років тому +865

    why the hell didnt they use the "test *boom* isdangerousillberightback" in the game??

    • @GloomyFish
      @GloomyFish 9 років тому +60

      Ikr that was one of my favourites XD

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 5 років тому +46

      Because no test chamber in the game used bombs until after the plot twist

    • @MoleMad
      @MoleMad 5 років тому +21

      They used it in the co op tests I think

    • @myles8786
      @myles8786 4 роки тому +15

      She would be being too nice smh

    • @gabrielnobrev
      @gabrielnobrev 4 роки тому +10

      probably was replaced by the reactor core line

  • @AgentBlitzOfficial
    @AgentBlitzOfficial 4 роки тому +60

    8:48 "Oh no. Don't." Beautiful without exclamation and in the middle of all the other lines.

    • @burgerking726.
      @burgerking726. 4 роки тому +1

      Did she mention Ratman? “Don’t listen to him, jump.”

    • @dromalloma2651
      @dromalloma2651 Рік тому

      "Stop, don't, come back."

  • @GrouchyGander
    @GrouchyGander 4 роки тому +69

    4:50 is my favourite. The hint of happiness when she says "furious" is oddly cute.

  • @janeilnold5863
    @janeilnold5863 4 роки тому +47

    8:14 Why did they not use this? This is gold!

  • @alexphillips4325
    @alexphillips4325 11 років тому +199

    I believe the "Test Element" line is about the fourth gel. The gel was an adhesion gel that allowed you to walk on walls and ceilings, but apparently that AND thinking with portals was waaaay too disorienting to most of the people who got the game WIP. It was removed but still exists deep in the game's files. The only properties it has (if you get it into a custom map) are it's ability to prevent things from sliding on speed gel, and it stops all physics objects from sliding when you hit it. A version with a completely transparent texture and no coating ability is present in some chambers within the game. So bottom line, it WAS something cut from the game.

    • @pudneyburglar3112
      @pudneyburglar3112 4 роки тому +9

      I think the clear version may be water.

    • @agitated_cat
      @agitated_cat 2 роки тому +1

      I think they may have also had "reflection gel" that reflects laser beams

    • @arthurpietrogarcia1057
      @arthurpietrogarcia1057 Рік тому +1

      I Always thought it was for the excursion funnel, since the excursion funnel is liquid asbesto. they probably wrote the line before they came up with the Wheatley betrayal.

  • @CeIIsius
    @CeIIsius 4 роки тому +91

    One thing Wheatley did right:
    He fixed the neurotoxin emitter.

  • @MonkeyShark
    @MonkeyShark 5 років тому +166

    "And since the only human in around 1,000 miles of us is a test ruining sociopath, I'll just have to make some"
    The combines must have won lol

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 4 роки тому +19

      Fun fact: This was after the combine won and controlling Earth

    • @randombrowser6692
      @randombrowser6692 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe it's after-cryosleep Gordon

    • @dragondelsur5156
      @dragondelsur5156 4 роки тому +9

      The Combines won since Gordon Freeman was T-posing when Episode 2 ended.

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 роки тому +9

      Or, the humans won but haven’t repopulated that area of the world.

    • @Trash_Enthusiast
      @Trash_Enthusiast 3 роки тому +5

      judging from the outside world and the view of the earth from space, Combine are already gone

  • @astrocat3299
    @astrocat3299 4 роки тому +69

    "I was so bored I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Oh, I hope you didn't write any of them."

  • @holly.lawton97
    @holly.lawton97 10 років тому +145

    "This next test *bang* is *bang* dangerous, I'll be right back!" - oh GLaDOS, you're so funny.

  • @claudialuquepazos2934
    @claudialuquepazos2934 4 роки тому +36

    0:00 Making Humans
    0:40 Tic Tac Toe 2
    1:10 Points
    1:20 Cameras
    1:43 Experiment
    2:09 Fat Eyes
    2:39 Apology
    3:11 What Does He Do?
    3:26 Asbestos
    3:42 Weight
    3:57 Up to something
    4:24 Test Element
    4:39 Hint
    4:58 Trapped
    5:24 Alternate Tutorial
    7:59 (Misc.)

  • @Kiiiell
    @Kiiiell 6 років тому +34

    8:15 “This next test *boom* is *boom* dangerous Il be right back” lmao

  • @INTERLOCK_ING
    @INTERLOCK_ING 7 років тому +74

    I WOULD LOVE TO SEE TIC TAC TOE 2 IN
    CO-OP. I can imagine how FUNNY that would be

  • @wessltov
    @wessltov 4 роки тому +9

    "I know how humans make more humans, and frankly it's ridiculous. It also assumes you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over"
    God is dead an GLaDOS killed him

  • @wtflol3657
    @wtflol3657 10 років тому +92

    That first quote probably spawned a quazillion rule 34 pics alone

    • @Dragunov1Bros
      @Dragunov1Bros 10 років тому +7

      What's a rule 34? I almost don't want to know, but heck, I'm curious. Let's see what the Internet throws at me.

    • @totally_sparky
      @totally_sparky 10 років тому +24

      The Shotgun King "Rule 34 of the Internet: If it exists, there IS porn of it."

    • @user-do8yb5ns1l
      @user-do8yb5ns1l 10 років тому +2

      My Little Porn Confirmed

    • @user-do8yb5ns1l
      @user-do8yb5ns1l 10 років тому +1

      My Little Porn Confirmed

    • @alyssa7867
      @alyssa7867 6 років тому +6

      There isnt much of her actually

  • @shadowxxe
    @shadowxxe 4 роки тому +37

    the irony of GlaDoS calling Chell a sociopath

  • @Roboshark1019
    @Roboshark1019 4 роки тому +52

    You can hear how she gains much more emotion in her voice after your further the story
    Just listen to hint (4:40) then traped (4:59) they sound so different

    • @ktjthhc1979
      @ktjthhc1979 3 роки тому +7

      The audio file sounded like that because they forgot to edit it fully.

    • @agitated_cat
      @agitated_cat 2 роки тому

      @@ktjthhc1979 No the GLaDOS lines sound different sometimes
      the lines in Laser Relays (i think? idk i forgot what that map is called) sound really different from the other ones

  • @VictorianRabbit3456
    @VictorianRabbit3456 10 років тому +92

    I wonder how she meant "making humans" that one was really vague but really peaked my interest. Any ideas?

    • @MrMoney-no8ry
      @MrMoney-no8ry 7 років тому +43

      www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sex

    • @robob4465
      @robob4465 7 років тому +13

      cloning,i guess

    • @hypsin0
      @hypsin0 5 років тому +12

      I think it's alternate lines to explain the co-op campaign.

    • @oatmealman1586
      @oatmealman1586 4 роки тому +4

      I think she meant the co op testing initiative, the thing with atlas and Peabody. Making robots and such

  • @UnsightlyMuse
    @UnsightlyMuse 2 роки тому +13

    Perhaps I really do have brain damage, but literally everything GLaDOS says brings a ridiculous smile to my face.

  • @JamesEpicson
    @JamesEpicson 10 років тому +30

    "if the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, god help you."

  • @tristanjourney1459
    @tristanjourney1459 10 років тому +258

    3:42 - 3:57 I almost spit my water onto my computer lol

  • @someoddusername5677
    @someoddusername5677 8 років тому +470

    I heard some of these lines were too degrading and made people quit playing.

    • @That0melette
      @That0melette 8 років тому +203

      My dad quit playing because of the lines that are CURRENTLY in the game, this girl's savage.

    • @shiteyanyo1111
      @shiteyanyo1111 7 років тому +100

      Triple Layer Animator PFFT whimpy test players

    • @littlezorkie9311
      @littlezorkie9311 7 років тому +41

      Slightly Sleep Deprived I enjoyed her sarcasm

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 6 років тому +96

      Her whole purpose is to make you test and destroy you mentally. I guess it worked too well.

    • @alextheglitch1101
      @alextheglitch1101 6 років тому +20

      WHIMPS

  • @nicholasthewolf7190
    @nicholasthewolf7190 6 років тому +53

    2:30 "I was so bored I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race"
    "Ugh... I hope you didn't write any of them" XD

  • @coinlockerbaby578
    @coinlockerbaby578 7 років тому +37

    "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." 😂

  • @ReaperQuin01
    @ReaperQuin01 10 років тому +25

    "This... *bang* Is... *bang* Dangerous I will be right back! Waddle over to the elevator and we will continue the testing..."

  • @lydia8226
    @lydia8226 6 років тому +82

    8:15 might be my favorite. Why wasn’t this in the game?!

    • @Erenefe958
      @Erenefe958 4 роки тому +5

      I know I am late but it is in the game, in the co-op

    • @thatonehumanirken2006
      @thatonehumanirken2006 3 роки тому +3

      @@Erenefe958 huh its been a dogs age scince i played co op

  • @aplix747
    @aplix747 4 роки тому +38

    3:11 I think this might actually be referring to the rat man.

    • @amberstorm_
      @amberstorm_ 4 роки тому +6

      Same because Wheatley would have been listed as being and I.D sphere and probably the relaxation center attendant even if they just put him there.

    • @woops9076
      @woops9076 4 роки тому

      I think its actually a reply to one of cave Johnsons messages idk which one though

    • @n646n
      @n646n 6 місяців тому

      @@woops9076 Wouldn't it be in potatOS voice then?

    • @woops9076
      @woops9076 6 місяців тому

      @@n646n the potatOS voice is just a compressed version of the normal. They could have cut the line before they compressed it.

  • @chilidog2469
    @chilidog2469 7 років тому +46

    3:15
    "He's not listed anywhere in the employee database"
    Ratman? Is that you?

  • @RoanNebunescu
    @RoanNebunescu 7 років тому +13

    "That's right, a potato just called your eyes fat! Now your fat eyes have seen everything." I'm dying xD

  • @thedarkcat7484
    @thedarkcat7484 8 років тому +849

    Can't tell if the uploader is sarcastic or just dead inside...

  • @mushymushybrainjuices
    @mushymushybrainjuices 3 роки тому +8

    7:59 What if this line was supposed to be featured in the unused scene where GLaDOS was supposed to invite you to what looks like a dinner date, only for you to realize it's cold and then for her to start scolding you because you missed the dinner as you were too busy "cheating" on her with the spheres as she grew extremely envious of you spending too much time with the nanobots?
    This thing: gyazo.com/0f911b427fc19236ed7752096a0fd316
    (Portal 2 Final Hours)

  • @blurryeye882
    @blurryeye882 5 років тому +17

    Glados is gorgeous, beautiful in every way. Even her voice is hauntingly beautiful

  • @TheColaGoodfellow
    @TheColaGoodfellow 10 років тому +55

    "I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME
    I KNOW THAT SOME OF THESE LINES ARE IN THE GAME" - The video poster.

  • @k9strike931
    @k9strike931 3 роки тому +23

    5:05 That line is used. It's used whenever you trap yourself in the chamber that introduces the concept of blocking turrets with light bridges.

  • @DeltaBlazin
    @DeltaBlazin 5 років тому +26

    7:59
    "It's healthy for you to have other friends, look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack..."
    *;-;*

  • @hanonondricek411
    @hanonondricek411 11 років тому +95

    I love Glados's completely disinterested and flat "pre-recorded" line readings that they replaced. I'm sure they wanted to save McLain for the ressurection, but man she is so funny and the Disney-sounding announcer (incomparably) wasn't.

    • @DanielBlaney
      @DanielBlaney 4 роки тому +9

      I prefer glados's flat voice. Its so much funnier.

    • @arthurpietrogarcia1057
      @arthurpietrogarcia1057 Рік тому +5

      really? I love the announcer. The way he says such deadly or bad things with such excitment(EXPLOSION IMMINENT EVACUATE FACILITY IMMEADIATLY)

  • @cutelilkittencutefuzzpuffc8218
    @cutelilkittencutefuzzpuffc8218 8 років тому +10

    0:34
    No, Atlas and P-body, don't fuck the raccoons.

  • @thedeergod435
    @thedeergod435 8 років тому +24

    This test BOOM is BOOM very dangerous I'll be right back

  • @They_are_Arthur
    @They_are_Arthur 4 роки тому +13

    GLaDOS is such an amazing character, like it's impossible how good she is.

  • @BBJF12
    @BBJF12 3 роки тому +7

    Btw the "trapped" voice line about lowering the glass is actually still used in game

  • @DiamondYoshi101
    @DiamondYoshi101 5 років тому +12

    8:15
    You can hear my head bashing against my desk cause I can't figure that one puzzle out.

  • @eco_friender
    @eco_friender 10 років тому +14

    "This next test*boom*is*boom* (quickly) dangerous, ill be right back" and "Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue testing" are my favorite out of all of these. XD

  • @brokenchalk1607
    @brokenchalk1607 7 років тому +81

    “I know how humans make more humans”
    Can you teach my six year old sister then?

    • @I.V.G
      @I.V.G 5 років тому +3

      No

    • @wynterasiuuki
      @wynterasiuuki 5 років тому +15

      I really want to hear GLaDOS give someone "the talk" now

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 5 років тому +3

      I agree with her, it is ridiculous

    • @royalwari8194
      @royalwari8194 4 роки тому +5

      @@wynterasiuuki *nice cock flashbacks*

  • @dapanda2068
    @dapanda2068 3 роки тому +3

    The "Experiment" voice lines almost sound like shes flirting and I dont know how to feel

  • @Awsome2464
    @Awsome2464 8 років тому +29

    I wish they kept the tutorial for GLaDOS; it would've been a nice throwback to Portal 1

  • @alexgallegos2099
    @alexgallegos2099 10 років тому +587

    Why does GLaDOS remind me of SIRI?

  • @hillarypatterson3544
    @hillarypatterson3544 4 роки тому +24

    These weren’t unused I just said these things to different test subjects

    • @glados5065
      @glados5065 4 роки тому +2

      Stop lying to yourself.

    • @hillarypatterson3544
      @hillarypatterson3544 4 роки тому +2

      Another GLaDOS this is interesting

    • @jakelaw3359
      @jakelaw3359 4 роки тому +1

      Is one where glaDOS first wakes up in portal 2 and the other one the one that found out there caroline

    • @n646n
      @n646n 6 місяців тому

      Amount of people who laughed:

  • @JinxBigStompa
    @JinxBigStompa 10 років тому +31

    Tic tac toe 3 confirmed.

    • @ali99_82
      @ali99_82 6 років тому +2

      Value dont release 3rd installments of their games XD

  • @PeterDivine
    @PeterDivine 3 роки тому +3

    That lump of coal line should have made it in somewhere, that was such a great feint.

  • @goobumblebeeandspybumblebe6247
    @goobumblebeeandspybumblebe6247 4 роки тому +15

    0:16 I'm locking the doors I don't want GLaDOS making babies with meh

  • @underscore.petrichoir546
    @underscore.petrichoir546 11 років тому +62

    Points and camrea were in the game, but i think it was multiplayer only

    • @strebicux6174
      @strebicux6174 7 років тому +2

      LeonardoDeCaprisun yea

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 років тому +2

      @@strebicux6174 In Co-op mode (which was a 2 player mode) They had some crazy stuff planed. GLaDOS would randomly assign points to players. But that was scrapped cause people took the points seriously.
      Another example I can think of is an idea that GLaDOS would tell a player something, then whisper something else to the other player.

    • @strebicux6174
      @strebicux6174 5 років тому

      @@DiamondYoshi101 jeez my comment was a year ago. Time flies

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 років тому

      @@strebicux6174 Yeah I know right.

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому

      @@DiamondYoshi101 I'm so disappointed they took that out

  • @notryan7220
    @notryan7220 3 роки тому +8

    Glados voice is so amazing, I want an audio book read by her

  • @nukedude1451
    @nukedude1451 6 років тому +12

    8:15
    “This next test * Bang * ...is *Bang * Dangerous I’ll Be right back

  • @braders790boop
    @braders790boop 4 роки тому +8

    "The literature doesn't mention anything about lump of coal failure though. so you should be fine"

  • @coolnineteenfourthreethreesix
    @coolnineteenfourthreethreesix 3 роки тому +2

    I love the description so much

  • @Chocice75
    @Chocice75 4 роки тому +6

    4:41 So Wheatley can't give the player a hint, but GlaDOS can?

    • @n646n
      @n646n 6 місяців тому

      She used slightly different wording so she wasn't REALLY saying what to do. Also this line was said during co-op.

  • @sekoia2812
    @sekoia2812 3 роки тому +5

    "Up to Something" at around 4:00 is so creepy, I love it

  • @combive8744
    @combive8744 4 роки тому +6

    “Making humans”
    “That’s where you come in”
    wait is glados gonna... nvm....

  • @XZenon
    @XZenon 8 років тому +27

    Some of these sound so...
    _...emotional..._

  • @sylfeviverrine9471
    @sylfeviverrine9471 10 років тому +8

    I love how GLAaDOS is a character you can't always trust

  • @pennyjoseph516
    @pennyjoseph516 3 роки тому +2

    The way GLaDOS is actually so attractive to me

  • @nothingrhymeswithorange5294
    @nothingrhymeswithorange5294 3 роки тому +5

    I know how other humans do it, and frankly it's ridiculous.
    That's one of GLaDOS's best quotes

  • @SuperMinecraftiaman
    @SuperMinecraftiaman 10 років тому +19

    For the thing where she's saying what does he do, I think it might be referring to Doug rattman

    • @appaloosahill4499
      @appaloosahill4499 9 років тому +1

      But she doesn't know about rattman she only knows there is another person in the place

    • @DavidS-Videos
      @DavidS-Videos 9 років тому

      +Appaloosa Hill how do you know she knows about another guy?

    • @LifeOfAZSuperman01
      @LifeOfAZSuperman01 7 років тому +1

      After I thought about Wheatley I thought about that too!!

    • @trollreview5906
      @trollreview5906 6 років тому

      Mecmaster1 I thought it was wheatly

  • @lazycosine7673
    @lazycosine7673 7 років тому +2

    GLaDOS' voice is a good thing to listen to when you want to fall asleep. It's 'soothing'... Enough

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 5 років тому +3

    Troll: (Reads description)
    Also Troll: *SoMe oF thEse liNeS arE in tHe gAme.*

  • @HolidayTheLeek
    @HolidayTheLeek 10 років тому +67

    That first line tho.... racoons... um... ugh