Been binging Brandons videos for a couple days now and I can confidently say this man and his unmedicated ADHD is going to be a regular part of my life now
@@Irishthecat POV: your going to school Mom: bye honey! You/me: bye mom! Mom: WAIT DO YOU HAVE YOUR SMELLING SALTS? You/me: Yeah i do mom bye! Mom: bye sweetie!
“Give me one second”, *holds up two fingers* I think the smelling salts did something to Brandon. I love his videos he always makes me laugh and I wonder how much food and drinks are just molded in his room.
I would like to just say thank you Brandon as my 10 yr old autistic son watches you all the time and you are the one person that can get him out of some of his really low spots he has BIG THANK YOU if you ever hav3 the time in your videos please say a big hello to Oliver beard from the Uk as it would make his day. 😁😁😆😆😤👍👍👍🧩🧩
Dude I laughed and cried when he said "No, that's Grandpa" because I lost my grandpa last month but he would have loved this joke 😂 (he was cremated so it fits even better). Thanks for the massive laugh I needed!
I want to see Brandon doing a video reacting to all his old videos from 8 years ago. I feel like that would be really funny and I want to see what Brandon has to say about it. Love watching your videos Brandon!
"I don't have rage. Im just always angry" I felt that in my soul. Brandon Im so excited to see how the white elephant video turns out. Barbie tried calling me. I guess I had a spot in the game but I Couldn't get back to her until the next morning. I was at the emergency animal shelter until midnight. We had to put our family dog to sleep. Your videos have helped me get through so many tough times over the last few years. Thank you for helping me smile on even the bad days. 💜
Tbh he did watch shadow of intent The heretic prevails and posted a video on it. And he is the reason I will be seeing shadow of intent, Whitechapel and cannibal corpse on Wednesday in concert. Thanks to him, he jumpstarted my love in heavy metal and deathcore
Brandon: “Dandruff. No, …. that’s grandpa.” Me: *wheezing my lungs out and then remembers that my grandpa died a few years ago* “FrIcK- I sHoUlDn’T HaVe lAuGhEd At tHaT” Also me: *continues to laugh my lungs out* 💀
It should be illegal how funny Brandon is, the poor soul. Must be a gift and a curse to be the coolest dude on the planet with Cameron being close second
brandon: **dying from the smelling salts** subtitles: **music** ah yes i love the sound of someones soul leaving their body after a whiff of smelling salts😭music to my ears💀
I love how he has a suit up top and underwear on bottom, he is perfectly dressed for a zoom meeting ( p.s I love your videos and you inspire me so fricking much and thank you for making my life so much better)
I remember 15 years ago a restaurant I worked at had smelling salts in the first aid kit. But they were like glass vials wrapped in paper and you crushed em. 18 year old me had a blast with em. They really do pack a punch.
for the ice hack, at my work (i’m a chef) we put ice and a crap ton of salt in a bin and then keep condiments in there; it’s basically an extra fridge space for 7+ hours :)
Me at the beginning of the video: “Wow, a suit? That doesn’t sound like Brandon...” Brandon: gets up and reveals he’s not wearing pants Me: “Now THAT sounds like Brandon”
I cant believe Brandon managed to rip a decently sized book in half because of smelling salts
Brandon is surprisingly strong. 5'6 of muscle
@@Rainebz
Smelling salts are also very strong, probably because they were made to wake unconscious people
Drugs are one hell of a drug
@@borisslavchev1328 huh? 😭
@@안녕하세요-r2g2r indeed
“i don’t have rage… i’m just always angry” 😂 these videos make my entire day i watch them over and over. just like brandon and his smelling salts :)
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Wait how did I read that when it was playing
@@jellybeanfan723 because that's something u can do on youtube
@@casey5228 um ok
I love how he slowly gets high out of his mind on smelling salts
THIS is what we need more from content creators. Not too long, not misleading, and straight to the point videos. Respect to you
We have the same picture omg
YESSSS
And with a lot of smelling salts
@suzan what the hell.
I sooooo Agreee!
"Oh, nice, he's wearing a fancy suit."
Brandon: *Stands up and is pretty much still in his underwear*
"Oh, yeah. Why was I expecting that?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was so normal for him I only noticed when he mentioned it
I was like:wait what oh no pants much more normal
🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know, Honestly i wasnt suprised Its brandon hes always inunderwear
As a barista for the unnamed place Brandon gets his drinks from, I aspire to make him the best drink ever.
are you going to put smelling salts in his drink?
There's 69 likes I can't like ur comment😦
@@Jejdje-rf7dv 79 people already messed it up so is ite
Edit: 262
424 so close
@@AKIMMBO_912 now it’s 458
Edit: 478
ahh yes my daily dose of Brandon and uncontrollable laughter.
Fr
Fr
For real tho😂
Yes the daily dose of watching him give us Laughters and maybe a extra set of pants 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Ref bro
1:02 “give me one second!” *holds up two fingers*
I noticed that too
Brandon looks like an office worker going insane from overtime so he uses smelling salts to get high to get through it for that big promotion
yes
Yes🤣🤣🤣
He looks and acts like he belongs in some indie rock music video
Facts! 🤣
10:00 😂😂😂
Should I be worried that Brandon now has a smelling salts addiction.
That’s why I’m in the comments right now
nah we all saw it coming bout a yr. ago lol
I was wondering the something 🧐🧐🧐
we should be terrified, he's going to come to all houses and stick smelling salts in our hands and leave
@@paigelonnemann3864 🤭
Been binging Brandons videos for a couple days now and I can confidently say this man and his unmedicated ADHD is going to be a regular part of my life now
Brandon: What should I wear today?
Brandon's brain: a suit, tie, and underwear
Brandon: ah, of course!
I’m actually laughing my ass off rn 😭👍🏻
@@Irishthecat POV: your going to school
Mom: bye honey!
You/me: bye mom!
Mom: WAIT DO YOU HAVE YOUR SMELLING SALTS?
You/me: Yeah i do mom bye!
Mom: bye sweetie!
Yeah his brain forgot one rather crucial part
"Try this Kelly!" completely wrecks her whole world with smelling salts RIP you'll need more than smelling salts to wake her up.🤣
Lmbo
I LMAO probably way to long at the end when he said try this and hit Kelly
@@イズミちゃん-k4h ""No way you freaking pinko""
my reaction to this part was "" PFFTTT AHAHAHAHAHH"
i’m new here. who is kelly?
I'm 45 years old, a grown ass man, and I have been giggling like a 12 year old girl climbing the rope in gym class! Best video so far!
What does that even mean?
@@SexyOctopus Girls giggle when they climb the rope in gym class. I don't know why, but they do.
@SexyOctopus tyler's saying that he likes this video, and that it's the best one that brandon has made yet. It also made him giggle.
@@ElectricSilent I get that I just don't understand the analogy.
@@SexyOctopus wdym you dont get it? hes laughing like a dog falling off a sled!
11:33 the like, actually genuine “…where am I?” almost killed me 😂
After all these years watching Brandon recreate 5-minute life hacks, he finally got one that works.
and out of all of them, it's the apple one lmaoo
@@Sharks.are.friends I know.
He would’ve gotten 2 because the candle will work without the tissue sheet between the glass and the pan
RISEING UP!!!
The salami worked also
“Give me one second”, *holds up two fingers*
I think the smelling salts did something to Brandon. I love his videos he always makes me laugh and I wonder how much food and drinks are just molded in his room.
I saw that lol
I saw it and couldn’t stop Laughing for five minutes
Lol
He has a whole watermelon on his shelf
Time stamp?
This man just doing things with no filter is HILARIOUS. Always makes me laugh funniest guy ever
Stolen
@@LyssFr ?
@@thunder-mw1zi im commented on the wrong comment, sorry.
@@LyssFr k
You make 3.73M people’s days so much better, keep it up Brandon. We love you, thank you for making our life’s amazing
@Alyson Grace :)
9:41 “ohhhh it’s a charcoochie board.”
LMAOOOO
I call it that
😂😂😂 (Shar- coot-ery) just in case you were wondering
"aggressive amount of salt" sounds like every meal I eat
Thank god your mother isn't here
@@萌え-l5d why tf is this copy and pasted comment everywhere?
@@Hithisiskitty69 ifkr
that is a stereotypical white person thing XD
@@nomnom3262 offended by how true that is
"...dandruff. No, thats grandpa" 🤣 (12:46)
"I don't have rage. I'm just always angry."
Ah yes my life motto
I would like to just say thank you Brandon as my 10 yr old autistic son watches you all the time and you are the one person that can get him out of some of his really low spots he has BIG THANK YOU if you ever hav3 the time in your videos please say a big hello to Oliver beard from the Uk as it would make his day. 😁😁😆😆😤👍👍👍🧩🧩
as an autistic person, brandon attracts that kind of audience. probably not on purpose but we are here
I’m autistic too! I’m 12 years old
@@Cucumber_Sandwhich0 congrats, you're under the TOS age.
go to the other app.
@@Pinkooru since when did anyone care about the tos
@@Cucumber_Sandwhich0same here but 13
“Dandruff? No that’s Grandpa” we need more people like Brandon in the world🤣🤣🤣
I laughed my ass off when he said that
I died at that moment 😂🤣
Its rare that we get video editing like the warp through the door, and it was so unexpected that it made it that much better
Sometimes I still get surprised with how strong Brandon is, with how he split that apple like it was nothing.
He ripped a book in half
@@keirarancourt9091 Ikr
it was the salts 😂
@@morgansweeney6392 Yep, he is too high on salts, right now lol
@@umhello9962 he is now unstoppable maybe he will defeat 5 minute crafts
6:39 i CAN NOT get over that sound lmaooo 😂
Boom bou do bou do
BOOM ding di ding!
Brandon: pour some salt on some ice...
Also Brandon: pour a lot of salt on some ice...
Brandon again: POUR A AGGRESSIVE AMOUNT OF SALT ON SOME ICE!
Dude I laughed and cried when he said "No, that's Grandpa" because I lost my grandpa last month but he would have loved this joke 😂 (he was cremated so it fits even better). Thanks for the massive laugh I needed!
same 🥲
Aw...
Same
@@yourlocalwitch396 your cremated or did your grandpa die too?
My grandpa
I laughed for 13 minutes and 54 seconds straight now my whole family is awake and yelling at me 😭🤣 Brandon is hilarious!
Why the hell did you count how long you laughed for
@@NclogicLMAO honestly I don’t know how I did that lmao 😅
@@NclogicLMAO its how long the vid was
Try 54 minutes and 13 seconds😂🔥💀
Brandon changing in to Golem with those smelling salts is EVERYTHING
Brandon quite literally never fails to make me laugh,, I love him and all of his videos so much !! I just wanna meet him, and give him a huge hug
I want to see Brandon doing a video reacting to all his old videos from 8 years ago. I feel like that would be really funny and I want to see what Brandon has to say about it. Love watching your videos Brandon!
we need to take a moment and realize that Brandon ONLY has a watermelon with a fork in it on his shelves- (insert amazing moment)--> (AMAZING)
0:37
it moves thruout the vid
WAIT HOLD IT! I JUST HAD A F*ING BRUH MOMENT! (✨cheese✨)
Not just a fork, a kitchen knife and plyers or wire cutters???? Or are those bolt cutters
I watched a 15 minute “Brandon Faris out of context” video and thought it was a normal video for the first half of it.
5:14
"I can do all things through Chris. Who's Chris?"
I'm Chris
Hello Chris
Ayy another Chris
Omg it’s the chris 😂
Hello chris
I'm Chris
He did a Jim carry walk 🤣🤣🤣 0:25
OMG😂
It wouldn’t be a good Saturday unless you have coffee and see Brandon’s little chicken legs. 😂
Ikr
"I don't have rage. Im just always angry" I felt that in my soul. Brandon Im so excited to see how the white elephant video turns out. Barbie tried calling me. I guess I had a spot in the game but I Couldn't get back to her until the next morning. I was at the emergency animal shelter until midnight. We had to put our family dog to sleep. Your videos have helped me get through so many tough times over the last few years. Thank you for helping me smile on even the bad days. 💜
my favourite quote from brandon is ‘i don’t have rage, i’m just always angry.’ it literally sums up me 😂😂
Brandon: *smells salt*
Also Brandon: *microsoft windows shutting down please wait*
TY
I can't quite put into words how happy the subtitle "BLEAH (METAL INCREASES)" made me at 3:36 xD
Tbh he did watch shadow of intent
The heretic prevails and posted a video on it.
And he is the reason I will be seeing shadow of intent, Whitechapel and cannibal corpse on Wednesday in concert. Thanks to him, he jumpstarted my love in heavy metal and deathcore
They way he reacts to the salts kills me every time🤣🤣🤣
Brandon, you make the sun shine on a rainy day :) thank you for making people smile! 😁
1:42 sick rap verse bro
*”I don’t have rage… I’m just always angry.”*
-Brandon Farris 2021
Your daily videos got me through the shutdown time. Been hooked ever since. Love your videos with your friends and family too.
"I dont have rage. I'm just always angry."
I've never connected with words as much as those before lol
"I DON'T HAVE RAGE ...I'm just always angry." - Brandon Farris
Lol that's relatable on a spiritual level🤣😭💀
Your videos always make me and my kids laugh... Thank you for the laughs and time you put into your videos!! 😁🤗🤣
Is it just me or does he sound like he turned into a choking Gollum at 12:57?
1:47 bro just made Korn's next hit single
Yupppp
13:19 idk why but this part was so funny to me its prolly because or the randomness of the "spider on my wall"
9:14 just instantly questioning life choices 😂
If ADHD was a person
Real
You know it's a good video when it starts with Brandon snorting salt 😂😂
2:53 Korn be like
Brandon looks like a businessman trying to sell you smelling salts 😂
*aggressively sniffs salt* "woah!" "TRY this KELLY!"*piffs it as salt. Spreads all over his carpet*
“I have an uneven noggin”
“Charcutry board”
“Meat rose”
lmao I can not stop laughing and it hurts
Brandon was found passed out at his desk after a salt overdose. He made a full recovery.
Information I've gotten from this video
Smelling salts = bad
Brandons legs = 😏😏
0:51
That's my secret captain..."
1:58
1:43
Brandon officially becomes a beatboxer
The “There’s a spider on my wall” with the stuffed mouth had me laughing so hard and it’s 10 PM 😂😂😂😂😂
Ok is anyone else wondering how Kelly has survived the 5 minute craft videos?
I imagine he owns a warehouse filled with Kelly portraits.
“Try this Kelly” he says as he throws it at her KILLED me 😂😂
Brandon: "Don't sniff salts, you know what just don't sniff anything, just stop breathing" 😂🤣😂🤣 edit: wow thank y'all so much for all the likes!
"You're going to die someday*wheeze*"
brandon smells salt:
*turns into uncle fester*😂😂💀
@suzan bot
"don't believe you effect" me whenever someone tells me "im gonna be the best friend ever!"
8:43 smells like grandma house, we go. donkey kick
Brandon: “Dandruff. No, …. that’s grandpa.”
Me: *wheezing my lungs out and then remembers that my grandpa died a few years ago* “FrIcK- I sHoUlDn’T HaVe lAuGhEd At tHaT”
Also me: *continues to laugh my lungs out* 💀
lol
I''m sure your Grandpa laughed at that too.
grandpa would be proud
@@charlottegunn2735 💀🤚 pfff-
my gpa died in november 2021
It should be illegal how funny Brandon is, the poor soul. Must be a gift and a curse to be the coolest dude on the planet with Cameron being close second
“Ohh a charc0chie board! How cute” had me rolling 🤣🤣
13:03 looking like he turning into a world war z zombie😂
5:22 bro looks like if a headache was a person
“I don’t have rage, I’m just always angry” Brandon Farris, December 2021
6:54
Well you certainly got your goal Brandon!
Buy 4000000
Brandon: "give me OnE second!"
Also Brandon: *holds up 2 fingers*
"I don't have rage..... I'm just angry all the time" -Brandon Farris 2021 A quote that I'm going to say from now on
1:22 anyone notice the watermelon moved 😂
it was so funny at 9:05 just the idea of smelling salts woke me up
0:26 when your on a zoom call and are to lazy to fully get ready
I literally been having such bad days and Brandon video's always bring a smile to my face🥺
Thankful for you Brandon!!!❤️
brandon: **dying from the smelling salts**
subtitles: **music**
ah yes i love the sound of someones soul leaving their body after a whiff of smelling salts😭music to my ears💀
I love how he has a suit up top and underwear on bottom, he is perfectly dressed for a zoom meeting ( p.s I love your videos and you inspire me so fricking much and thank you for making my life so much better)
I remember 15 years ago a restaurant I worked at had smelling salts in the first aid kit. But they were like glass vials wrapped in paper and you crushed em. 18 year old me had a blast with em. They really do pack a punch.
Exhale whenever you'd like, my guy 😂😂😂 I think the neighbors hears me laughing
I live how Aiden tried to type out Brandon's demon noises. 😆
for the ice hack, at my work (i’m a chef) we put ice and a crap ton of salt in a bin and then keep condiments in there; it’s basically an extra fridge space for 7+ hours :)
6:00 Brandon… That’s a lemon.
Me at the beginning of the video: “Wow, a suit? That doesn’t sound like Brandon...”
Brandon: gets up and reveals he’s not wearing pants
Me: “Now THAT sounds like Brandon”
"salt makes thing colder"... In other words, dry ice😂😂
Congrats Brandon, you successfully made ✨dry ice✨
He's funny but is he possessed by the smelling salts to sniff more of the salt?
5 minute crafts: *shows a lemon*
Brandon: that's an orange
“I don’t have rage… I’m always angry” me on a daily basis 😂😂😂
I don’t have rage, I’m just always angry.
-Brandon 😂😂
"i don't have rage, i'm just always angry" got me laughing XD
Brandon is the one of the only UA-camr that can actually make me laugh