"Turn on the gas on high then turn it off the heat never happened" "The literal definition of gaslighting." 😂😂😂😂😂💀 I need a chalk outline over here cuz I'm deceased.
I wonder....was that the actual first Google translate "meal" that you actually enjoyed? It's probably due to all the butter. Everything is better with more butter xD
This is an accurate representation of whats happening in my brain on a daily basis. If anyone ever asks what its like to have autism or adhd, just show them any of Brandon's videos lmao
My favorite step of having both of those is being super happy to talk to someone and not talk properly, and then feel like an idiot for a while after 😂 or having the power of being blunt with questions and finding out stuff you’re curious about. 99% of the time, the person gives you an answer!
“They call me chicken legs but you can call me later” totally gonna try that pick up line and see what happens. If they get the reference even better lol
I'm 10 seconds in, and I know it's gonna be a good one when he pulls a dobby ear from behind the camera, also, so much content recently! We appreciate it alot Brandon! Thank you!
I’m watching this for a third time already - and I am STILL howling at the cutting oil “yeah no I feel dumb” 😂😂😂 thank you for all the content this week, I’m in heaven!!!
I'm really loving the content lately (well I always do), and Brandon's been uploading so often also! Dig it. Love when Brandon does the google-translate vids, his reaction vids and the vids with Cam.
The fact that he is just outlining the ingredients / stuff that falls on the floor ( I love this guy 😂❤️ ) Edit : HOLY HECK HOW DID THIS GET 151 LIKES-
@@gurvmlk It doesn't actually mean something different (I mean it does, but it doesn't). The Michelin star rating system was invented by the Michelin tire company in the 1920s, because since it was basically the dawn of widespread driver-ship, they published a travel guide for the newest (at the time) craze, the road-trip, and they included restaurant reviews in that guide.
@@MCOmegaX123 So it was basically a rating system to encourage people to go on lengthy road trips, and therefore be incentivized to buy the company's tires.
omfg!!!! you are honestly the most funniest person on youtube i have ever watched! you showed up on my recommended page this morning and ive been watching your videos all day! my stomach is sore, my cheeks hurt and my eyes have been leaking! i haven't laughed this much or as genuinely as i have this morning! thank you for that! you are truly talented! i hope you never stop making your videos, especially these google translate ones! merry xmas from ottawa, ontario, canada
I love your videos :) they've helped me through depression for so long and I have watched so many videos of yours and I watch your videos whenever I just need a laugh thanks for the most amazing content for so many years
I swear Brandon can cure even my worst days. I watch your videos everyday i have probably seen every video at least 20 times. Life has been really bad the past few years from my mom rejecting her kidney transplant, my boyfriend going into renal failure, being homeless, my grandmother getting cancer just to name a few. All this to say thank you Brandon for all you do!! God bless you!!
My parents are drag her me away from the place I have lived my whole life. This is the first time I have laughed today. Thank you so much for making the content you do ❤️
Hey Brandon. I hope you're doing okay. I watch your videos to make me happier, and they always do. I know many man people agree with me and you're probably not going to see this, but I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate you and all that you do for us. I am praying on your up rise. Thank you. :)
My cat heard the word “tuna” and left me to run to the kitchen… it’s 9:30 in the morning and she is positive that Brandon is going to share tuna with her. She’s waiting patiently too.
For all people wondering the old lady did not get tuna simply because she ate all of it yesterday. Because Fuzz was using her inside voice she did get broth. The mini monster has been appeased.
I miss, you telling us about you and opening gifts for your apartment. I am so happy for your success and wish you the world. Thank you for your realness in early videos, it helped me during a rough time.
I'm glad he figured out people really liked his google translate videos and started doing them more again
I've also been waiting
agreed, i absolutely love these vids
I'd like to see him and Cameron do something like a Google translate "how to paint your bedroom" video. These and eating bugs are what hooked me
Me too. I can't stand the amount of ticktok videos lol
Same! I would watch the videos on repeat, waiting for something new!
The fact that you could still hear the dough rapping after the fridge door shut killed me
And that he kept it going the whole video was amazing
We need a lyric video
Me too…. My face hurts from laughing
Eye pink 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
@Tom nook my beloved 💀💀
Dough wrapping?
he took my ear…
lol
Same man
Same I can’t hear now
We deaf now🦤
Same here…does anyone know what he’s saying?
"Turn on the gas on high then turn it off the heat never happened"
"The literal definition of gaslighting."
😂😂😂😂😂💀 I need a chalk outline over here cuz I'm deceased.
"That recipe was to die for", yes Brandon, we will find out one day because with the amount of things you've eaten must be deadly as heck..
Uh oh I hear the police
I hear the popo
Im whaching this in 2022 im 9 trust me :]
He’s eaten so much fire extinguisher.
This has to be one of the only times Brandon has actually eaten his Google Translate dish 👀
He has eaten it before in his old ones.
Unfortunately... No.
He always does lol
he succeeded with a creepy crepe also
He literally always does? Are you new here or something
Seeing a google translate video when your having a bad day is the best thing ever. Thank you for making my day better
👍👍❤
Having a bad day, can agree.
@@Jadenelson814 in suspended from school rn
can we just take a moment to appreciate Brandon’s rapping skills
Fr😂
I've listened to the old rap about aluminum foil hundreds of times
It's not Brandon's, it's the doughs, duh 🙄
Brandon you should make a 5 star wedding cake, like one of those multi level ones 💜
Yeah he should
Yes I would love to see that!
Omg yes!
He could do it if him and Maria ever get wed
But through Google translate
I wonder....was that the actual first Google translate "meal" that you actually enjoyed? It's probably due to all the butter. Everything is better with more butter xD
He made creme brule a while back, turned into sugar soup that he said was really good.
@@randomplotbunny but was that a Google Translate video?
@@randomplotbunny and ginger bread man
No he liked the gingerbread one too and some others I can't remember
@@andpad8380 It was
I love how no one talking about Brando- I mean the pastry's mad rapping skills 🤣🤣
We need a lyric video expeditiously
It's lil pastry
“Got some in my eye and now I got eye pinks” has made me laugh uncontrollably
I can’t even lie, this is one of your best videos, I woke up my whole family from laughing at this, thank you so much, keep it up, this is amazing
This is an accurate representation of whats happening in my brain on a daily basis. If anyone ever asks what its like to have autism or adhd, just show them any of Brandon's videos lmao
My favorite step of having both of those is being super happy to talk to someone and not talk properly, and then feel like an idiot for a while after 😂 or having the power of being blunt with questions and finding out stuff you’re curious about. 99% of the time, the person gives you an answer!
Yeah this feels pretty accurate
The food rapping everytime he opens that fridge has me wheezing
“They call me chicken legs but you can call me later” totally gonna try that pick up line and see what happens. If they get the reference even better lol
i sound dumb but i dont get the reference, could someone explain it?
@@selenerxbieberIt was something he said in the video lol at 3:29
I'm 10 seconds in, and I know it's gonna be a good one when he pulls a dobby ear from behind the camera, also, so much content recently! We appreciate it alot Brandon! Thank you!
I didnt realize how much I missed GT. I could not stop laughing! So happy you were able to work them back in! Love you so mmaaaccchhh! 💜
what does GT stand for
google translate
@@RoxxLuckgoogle translate!
"Are we making a Rue? Yeah the girl from hunger games!" Had me dying 🤣
@O1234S6789 ?
That 6th sense joke is the smartest thing I've heard all week
The dough was literally rapping the whole time 😂🤣😭 I love everything at his video
Can we talk about how he actually put his finger on a hot pan? Respect and worry for dedication.
I'm already scared by the thumbnail.... Brandon are you allright?? Sometimes I worry for you 🤣💜
@O1234S6789 idk, but idgaf about it
I’m watching this for a third time already - and I am STILL howling at the cutting oil “yeah no I feel dumb” 😂😂😂 thank you for all the content this week, I’m in heaven!!!
I'm really loving the content lately (well I always do), and Brandon's been uploading so often also! Dig it. Love when Brandon does the google-translate vids, his reaction vids and the vids with Cam.
I often wonder, what kinda food would he make if he realllyy tried a real recipe?
Have you been to Yard House? He was a michelin chef there in the 90’s 😂
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The fact that he is just outlining the ingredients / stuff that falls on the floor ( I love this guy 😂❤️ )
Edit : HOLY HECK HOW DID THIS GET 151 LIKES-
Rip ingredients, you will never be forgotten 😔😭
Thank you Brandon for making a horrible day, alot better ! your videos are always there to cheer one up. Keep up the good work!
Another one? Yay! Thanks for always uploading so much, it’s appreciated!
"I see two milks. Why you got two milks?" (5:04)
I almost peed myself laughing.
Did google seriously allow him a decent meal for once?
Last one I recall that turned out good was gingerbread men I think.
And the chicken noodle soup that's probably best he did on google translate
A year passed, and I still haven't gotten my ear back. Brandon, please give it back
I just can't 😂
Never fails to have me crying clutching my stomach with laughter. And really needed it today!!
Can we appreciate how this man makes a mess every vid to entertain us 😀
Anytime I hear Michelin star chef or Michelin star meal all I can picture is the Michelin man in an apron 🤷🏻♀️
Glad I’m not the only one!
Could've fooled me that it means something different, because I've never even heard the term prior to this video.
Same anna
@@gurvmlk It doesn't actually mean something different (I mean it does, but it doesn't). The Michelin star rating system was invented by the Michelin tire company in the 1920s, because since it was basically the dawn of widespread driver-ship, they published a travel guide for the newest (at the time) craze, the road-trip, and they included restaurant reviews in that guide.
@@MCOmegaX123 So it was basically a rating system to encourage people to go on lengthy road trips, and therefore be incentivized to buy the company's tires.
omfg!!!!
you are honestly the most funniest person on youtube i have ever watched! you showed up on my recommended page this morning and ive been watching your videos all day!
my stomach is sore, my cheeks hurt and my eyes have been leaking!
i haven't laughed this much or as genuinely as i have this morning! thank you for that!
you are truly talented! i hope you never stop making your videos, especially these google translate ones!
merry xmas from ottawa, ontario, canada
"The butter stink, Got some in my eye, Now I have eye pink" lmao from the rapping pastry.
7:27 bro had no business jumping that hard
Seriously you are the funniest UA-camr!! One of your videos made me laugh in the middle of the night 😂
I did now what?
These are by far some of my favorite Brandon Farris videos, along with literally every single other video he makes
"i see two milks, why you got two milks?" 🤣
The video hasn't even started yet and I'm already so excited, I've been waiting for a Google translate and here it is!
I love your videos :) they've helped me through depression for so long and I have watched so many videos of yours and I watch your videos whenever I just need a laugh thanks for the most amazing content for so many years
I love watching your google translate meals. They crack me up every time.
Another Brandonfarris video another day of laughing for 2 hours straight
Edit : Woah- Tysm for 92 likes!
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00:04 “welcome to google translate- I said welcome to g- *gives up*”
I feel like the world could be on fire and Brandon would still make everything better
This guy is the best
To be fair it'd probably be on fire due to something he did in his kitchen
Realistically the world is slowly burning and he does in fact make it better
Don't worry, if the worlds on fire it's probably him making a video
Cooking like a chef im a 5 star Michelin
😂😂😂 (im a Stay)
This is probably the best one! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!! Bravo, Chef!!
I swear Brandon can cure even my worst days. I watch your videos everyday i have probably seen every video at least 20 times. Life has been really bad the past few years from my mom rejecting her kidney transplant, my boyfriend going into renal failure, being homeless, my grandmother getting cancer just to name a few.
All this to say thank you Brandon for all you do!! God bless you!!
"Ya I used to fly with your old man.......ya I killed him" BRANDON YOU CANT SAY THAT 😂😂
I just wanted to say thank you Brandon for the sheer effort you put into these translate videos. They never get old
(Me being a stray kids fan,kpop)
Brandon: "3 star michelin"
Me: cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star michelin✨
Any fellow stays here?
“A whole bunch-a-bunch-times….. you heard me.” -Brandon Farris, 2022
I thought he said "5 star Michelin" and I immediately was like "Oh- Felix!?"😭🤚
i just watched your first video, that video was so sweet and it was nice to come back to this and see the man you've become :]
I love the rap every time he opens the fridge
3:14 the fact he said this while i was DYING OF LAUGHTER from the past three minutes of the vid is hilarious
My parents are drag her me away from the place I have lived my whole life. This is the first time I have laughed today. Thank you so much for making the content you do ❤️
Im so happy that you started doing these again 😂😁
Brandon just makes my day😆
And he uploaded every fricking day🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️
this will forever be my favourite google translate video, it is so bloody chaotic
‘We didn’t get stabbed we jumped’ very concerning if it wasn’t in this guys video
3:13 the way he looks down is giving me major newt scammander vibes
My ear.. MY FREAKING EA-
I was literally having such a bad day and you just cheered me right up. Thank you for the crazy things you do. You're thee most hilarious!!
0:02 had me diing
Why are dad jokes so much funnier when he tells them lol
Found you on your short channel put of nowhere, and I love you.
Hey Brandon. I hope you're doing okay. I watch your videos to make me happier, and they always do. I know many man people agree with me and you're probably not going to see this, but I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate you and all that you do for us. I am praying on your up rise. Thank you. :)
lmfao. this is one of my favorites.... the rapping food in fridge had me rollin!!!! I love you Brandon ❤
When you have to ask: What are you making again?
Every 5 minutes. You know it is a good google translate.
@O1234S6789 uhm SHUT-
I saw the thumbnail before the title and I guessed it would be "top 5 photos with disturbing backstories"
This made my day so much thank you! I smiled watching this whole video 💕💕❤️ your the best!
Yaaasss Brandon! Thank you for fueling my dopamine with these google translate videos! I always love that these are a perfect mix of chaos and comedy
At 3:02 the rapping part took me out 😂
I like how step 5 is just a normal step and didn't get changed at alll
This is just what I need before volleyball, thanks Brandon, WE LOVE YOU!😀
5:24 Brandon borrowing his own salt.. because he has puh-lentee
Is anybody gonna talk about how he said "cashew shorts i made a playlist" at the end like that had me laughing.
I love how the dough was just never used again like its only reason for being made was to rap.
i love how half of these comments are talking to brandon like a toddler
0:00 already a banger... MY EAR?!?, BRANDON???!!!!
My Guinea pig was hanging out on my bed and he walked up to my phone and just started watching the video 😂
Cooking like a chef, I'm a 3-star Michelin
My cat heard the word “tuna” and left me to run to the kitchen… it’s 9:30 in the morning and she is positive that Brandon is going to share tuna with her. She’s waiting patiently too.
Give her tuna right now
Give this cat some damn tuna
For all people wondering the old lady did not get tuna simply because she ate all of it yesterday. Because Fuzz was using her inside voice she did get broth. The mini monster has been appeased.
@@shepherd4000 good. As long as the mini gremlin got some treat for being cute
@@withdrawn_illustrator356 she’s 13 so she gets whatever she wants now.
I miss, you telling us about you and opening gifts for your apartment. I am so happy for your success and wish you the world. Thank you for your realness in early videos, it helped me during a rough time.
Cooking Like a Chef in a Five Star Michelin….. please tell me someone got it lmaoooo
Your ewwwsss and screams of agony and disgust are always what make me laugh the most😂😂😂
Thank you so much for making all of our days better!
cooking like a chef he's a 3 star Michelin .... lol
Brandon u deserve so many more views and subs
My ear looked like an elf ear.
I’m so happy your doing these again :) there my favorite thing besides the things you do with cam
Still watching with one ear…
Google: "Slowly cook from over there"
Brandon: *makes lonk stirir*
Me: 🤣
I clicked faster on this video then my brain can function
When he said “I SAID WELCOME T-“ it was funny for me since my left airpod was dead
is no one gonna question why this man has 10 pounds of ground beef in his fridge?😃..
Stays will know EXACTLY what I was thinking when he said "3 star Michelin"... ANYWAYS STAN STRAY KIDS AND BRANDON FARRIS😁👍🏼
Can we all take a moment to appreciate how amazingly you took care of Gloria!?! Because your mother raised you right.✌