So chips are flammable.. I have new merch! Well I've had it for a while now I just haven't told anyone about it so you are the first to know! imbrandonfarri...
“passively aggressively” There are two things that come out of this statement for me 1. This man doesn’t know how English works 2. I’m dumb and don’t understand what he’s trying to say
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
Can we, at least one time, see the cleaning process after filming ? I feel the person cleaning up need some recognition ❤ Maybe an interview, a tutorial, a top 10 video of cleaning supplies... i don't know. Anything!
Hey Brandon Farris! Sorry I missed that business meeting with you! My kids really love your content and you seem pretty funny! Maybe want to set up a new business meeting? I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you, I forgot about it and was sick and I just discovered this video through my kids' recommendation!
“Im not one to name names”. and proceeds to say his name at least 20 times.also at this point with how much cake, sand, and fertilizer in his carpet imma just hire a cleaning crew for Brandon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is doing the stuff that we wished we could do but cost too much money when we were little. Also make sure to take care of yourself Brandon we love you forever and always.
( 4:30 ) It is actually Friday, I had a party to go to and it turns out it got canceled so now I'm sitting at my desk watching Brandon and drinking my sugar milk. You got that right.
@@MusiclLordEntertainment i put two spoons of sugar into a glass of milk, then stir, then drink :) it’s quite delicious during winter, i’ve been drinking it since i was little
@@catsj1767 Can't believe I never saw this message! 🤦♀️ Apparently, if you ordered a glitter bomb necklace or earrings, he'd being her back after so much money was made. All money made goes to a charity.
As someone with celiacs, and has to live gluten free, Brandon…. Are you okay? You always mention how you’re gluten free, you buy gluten free cake mix, then eat regular bread. Your stomach must HATE you bruh
I was wondering along similar lines. Maybe he doesn't have celiacs or an allergy? I don't have celiacs myself but I do have an allergy to wheat and dairy and a sensitivity to soy. So wheat and dairy mess me up big time but soy is dose-dependent so I can eat a little without a terrible reaction. Maybe his issue with gluten is a sensitivity
You know what's frustrating? The Pringles cover doesn't fit on the bottom of the Pringles can, so you can't keep it there while you eat some of the Pringles and know where the top is to reseal the tube.
Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for being such an amazing human!☺️I can always rely on you to put a smile on my face and make me laugh.🥰You never fail to make my day!🦋Keep up the amazing work!❤️💕
Am watching in a Friday and had no plans 👽 so this was my plan A to watch Brandon 👍 Love the chaos and love the videos man, bring so many laughs , thank you
Brandon throwing cake all over the room reminds me of when my eight year old cousin left a piece of cake on my bedroom floor and it got all smashed into the carpet. That was last month and I still find cake crumbs in the floor to this day. 🤣
Dear Brandon, Thank you so much for all you do. You have lifted my spirts and always made me smile. Even in my worst times you have never failed to make me laugh. Even in your worst times you made us smile. Being homeless was such a challenging situation and even when you ended up making us laugh, all while being a great boyfriend/husband, and dad. Your family is so lucky to have such an amazing and witty man in their family. I imagine that your mother is very proud of you, any time my family needs some laughs I always turn you on and we all giggle and sometimes, more then we giggle, we cackle with laughter and enjoyment. Zach, you missed out on talking to the most amazing man on the planet. Sometimes you always seem like a man who is all smiles, good vibes, and flowers. You seem to be kind, and not afraid to cry. Or treat your mother right, and you always have the best stories to tell. All your friends probably wonder “how did I end up with a friend like the Brandon Farris” your never my second choice, your my first, I’ve drawn you (and your family) and though I can’t draw, I have always hung it up to remind myself on who I can’t thank enough. Someone who can pull me out of any mood into the best one, about a month-2 months ago my dog died, and I was in a really dark place…I won’t go into detail but Brandon, you saved my life and showed me that $u¡c¡de is never the answer. You taught me to be a positive and funny person. I have stopped hanging out with toxic people and stared hanging out with people that build you up, not break you down. And you taught me that. I have changed myself and became a happy and less toxic, due to much selfishness and self hate, I was a bully and no one wanted to be my friend, I was only able to make friends with terrible people. And you have made me a happier and overall better person, so to anyone who needs to hear it: Your neck isn’t a coat, don’t hang it Your not paper, don’t cut it Your life isn’t a video, don’t end it School isn’t ads, don’t skip it And I know that you can do it, and you can make it through whatever your going through, so far you have gone through 100% of your bad days! Keep it coming! And congratulations, for making it to the end. -sincerely, me
Brandon, I love your channel. Everyday I wait for your new video. I do have to ask, Who cleans up after you ? They do an amazing job getting the cake, coke, milk, glitter bombs, fires, pools full of water and and endless list of everything mixed and mushed in the carpet, not to mention how many shelves you go through with Cameron.
Love how many jokes you got out of the missed meeting, although now I actually want to know why he was late lol Also 8:14 what kind of weird fat joke is happening in that clip?! "Oh no! I can't eat as much as her! I've got to do a 'hack' to look like I can eat more!" Not Brandon, the five minute crafts or whatever
You have an amazing cleaner! They are extremely dedicated to their job. I love the videos Brandon! I am so happy that you’ve been posting so many videos recently! Also you were my plan A, never plan B.
"Man passively aggressively wastes time while he 'doesnt complain' about his missed meeting with Zack"
👍♥️
Zack smh
Zach watching this be like:
👁️👄👁️
“passively aggressively”
There are two things that come out of this statement for me
1. This man doesn’t know how English works
2. I’m dumb and don’t understand what he’s trying to say
Sorry guys, I had plans
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
How
How
Dang, you must really like corn dogs
🤣😳🤣
How should we get about that
Ay Yo can i get a Corndog
Can we, at least one time, see the cleaning process after filming ?
I feel the person cleaning up need some recognition ❤
Maybe an interview, a tutorial, a top 10 video of cleaning supplies... i don't know. Anything!
She's got her own social media. Dirtiest dooder I believe, but it's been a while since I looked her up.
I like to imagine he doesn't clean he just has many of the same exact room and every time he makes a mess he just moves to a different one
Top 10 messiest messes Brandon Made.
@@ChrisUnlimitedGames
number 1:
*every glitter bomb he has recieved*
She has a TikTok!
Hey Brandon Farris! Sorry I missed that business meeting with you! My kids really love your content and you seem pretty funny! Maybe want to set up a new business meeting? I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you, I forgot about it and was sick and I just discovered this video through my kids' recommendation!
😂😂
😅😂
Holy
Oop
Damn you ZACH
One thing i would like to see is how he would clean up the mess he made after making a video. That could be a fun video.
I agree
He hires a cleaning service
“Im not one to name names”. and proceeds to say his name at least 20 times.also at this point with how much cake, sand, and fertilizer in his carpet imma just hire a cleaning crew for Brandon 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He has a cleaner
He has one and she has a TikTok lol
And at the end “it’s so flaky! Imma name you Zach” that killed me
@@_Pix_ The passive aggressive savageness throughout this video was perfectly wrapped up with that line.
I am watching this on Sunday today
8:04
That made me so sad, he was so happy for the big chip :[
He was devastated Ó╭╮Ò
He is doing the stuff that we wished we could do but cost too much money when we were little. Also make sure to take care of yourself Brandon we love you forever and always.
*cost
cost*, too*
oh ty i failed english so-
@@littlemisscutie the corrected you but if u look you said it correctly bc they typed the same thing u did
@@coltonthrasher6427 they edited it. Lol.
The punch at 4:10 was personal 😂
My man can throw a solid punch 😂
7:44 I FELL OUT OF MY FLOOR
How
you fell out of your FLOOR?!?
You good?
Translation for 8:41
"Where is the bathroom?" " The library?" "Thank you"
“MMMMMMUSTARD”
“ ‘I’m so hungry’. I don’t care”
"OhH YOU HAVE A MEETING TOODAYYYYY???"
"march 3rd that's the day were having a meeting"
“At a specific time where two people agree to meet each other”
( 4:30 ) It is actually Friday, I had a party to go to and it turns out it got canceled so now I'm sitting at my desk watching Brandon and drinking my sugar milk. You got that right.
sugar milk? if you dont mind me asking, what is sugar milk? im curious cause it sounds good
@@MusiclLordEntertainment i put two spoons of sugar into a glass of milk, then stir, then drink :) it’s quite delicious during winter, i’ve been drinking it since i was little
sucks i don't have any sugar. i have tons of milk, but no sugar! ;-;@@skz_pigunny9745
STAN SKZZZZZZZZZZ❤❤❤❤❤
Same
"big chips not ready yet"
you can hear the dissapointment in brandons voice
@Cliodhna🩸 what do you mean?
IKNOW 😂😂😂 HE WAS SSOOOO SADDD
"Big Chip! Let's go check on our Big Chip!"
"... big chip's not ready yet..."
8:01 right here for anyone wondering!
9:30 that was so graceful
BRANDON THAT WAS RICE PAPER!
Please do more collabs with Cam, they are my comfort videos when I am feeling low.
Brandon and Cam in a room together is such genuine chaos and I love it
You never disappoint us with your content.
The commitment this man has to give us content is awesome
if only a certain zack also took some lessons on commitment
My dog died today. But watching Brandon has cheered me up. Thank you brandon.
im sorry for your loss
Hope your dog is in a better place now
Underrated comment 😢
I'm sorry for your loss bro rest in peace.
I feel so bad for you
0:06 and I'm already reminded why I subbed to this channel. The *commitment* to the bit is just chefs kiss.
3:11 Brandon having an existential crisis and coping with food
0:39 I laughed too hard at this
I love that brandon make giant messes in his house to keep us entertained keep up the good work
His cleaning person/company must charge him combat pay.
6:21 it's Not toilet paper, it's RICE paper
yeah, sure. You toilet paper eaters will do ANYTHING to deny you're eating toilet paper
@genosixgd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it is rice paper though
0:00 Ooh What kind of cake is that I could go for, I don't want cake
0:02 *short wheeze* Gross
"...BIG CHIP! Let's go check on our big chip!"
*later*
"Big chip's not ready yet :("
Lol 😆 It's so flakey, I'm gonna name him Zach. Did he ever show up?? Bring back Kelly! I ordered a glitter bomb necklace. 😆😁💜
It’s a game - have to find her i think
@@catsj1767 Can't believe I never saw this message! 🤦♀️ Apparently, if you ordered a glitter bomb necklace or earrings, he'd being her back after so much money was made. All money made goes to a charity.
As someone with celiacs, and has to live gluten free, Brandon…. Are you okay? You always mention how you’re gluten free, you buy gluten free cake mix, then eat regular bread. Your stomach must HATE you bruh
same here i have celiac disease too and seeing him eat all this gluten and wheat and stuff hurts ME badly
I was wondering along similar lines. Maybe he doesn't have celiacs or an allergy? I don't have celiacs myself but I do have an allergy to wheat and dairy and a sensitivity to soy. So wheat and dairy mess me up big time but soy is dose-dependent so I can eat a little without a terrible reaction. Maybe his issue with gluten is a sensitivity
@beyond your imagination finally, you’ve been reported
He probably spits it out after getting the take..
@@AbstractlyDelen youtube doesn't care
7:25 when your controller is on budget
the fact that less then 5 seconds into the video i was laughing
7:00
Also why did he run away from the milk
Cause the soda exploded and he is used to it and said “oh yea milk isn’t carbonated” as a joke
6:08 was so funny like 😂😂😂
I FREAKING LOVE THIS MAN AND HIS DEDICATION TO CLEAN HIS CARPET
@Cliodhna🩸that matches the comment
"Where is the bathroom? The library? Thank you! Mustard." -said no one ever but brandon
I love how he will do whatever it takes including injuring himself to entertain others
The amount of mess and pain he goes thru to make us laugh yall better subscribe
no
69th like on this comment!
You know what's frustrating? The Pringles cover doesn't fit on the bottom of the Pringles can, so you can't keep it there while you eat some of the Pringles and know where the top is to reseal the tube.
Fr. I hate that sm about Pringles.
4:30
the fact that im watching this on Friday 🧍
Sameee
Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for being such an amazing human!☺️I can always rely on you to put a smile on my face and make me laugh.🥰You never fail to make my day!🦋Keep up the amazing work!❤️💕
Comment section full of bots. Im here to break the ice.
“Your so flaky, I’m gonna name u Zach!” Lmao 🤣🤣
9:18 " them : Whos here? " Me: " not your eyebrows- " ( the old lady )
Lmaoo
7:06 NO WAY HE JUST BIT INTO A BANANA WITHOUT PEELING IT 😭💀
Am watching in a Friday and had no plans 👽 so this was my plan A to watch Brandon 👍 Love the chaos and love the videos man, bring so many laughs , thank you
"Everytime I eat bread it goes straight to my mouth."
Brandon quote of the year🤣
I love this 🤣 "its so flakey imma name it zach"
6:50 Brandon I think that was not toilet paper …
Fr
Fr
How do you make watching other people doing stuff funny. Your just so funny Brandon 😂☺️
The "I payed money for it so eat it" rule is my favorite 😂😂😂
I love how he tries to eat the toilet paper, and in all reality it was rice paper! 😂
0:48 Oh, I didn't know you played piano
I would love to hear it
Meanwhile one of his "songs" on another video: -random bunch of notes- *texas*
"Oww" -3:39-
That carpet must get deep cleaned every day with all of this shenanigans 🤣
Your videos are a go-to when my panic attacks start creeping up. Stops them from happening about a 3rd of the time. Thank you 🖤
pray for that to go away
0:16
I'm impressed that he can jump that far and high
very impressive.
He's not human
Agreed
I love that the mannequin is the new Kelly.
Brandon: I’m just trying to show off my chopsticks skills *drops the chip* edit: 5:42
Brandon the funniest thing I actually almost lost my breath was when you punch your dummy randomly 😅.. Yes. Is was secret therapy 🤠
6:26 it’s wet rice paper
6:03 never let them know your next move
Brandon throwing cake all over the room reminds me of when my eight year old cousin left a piece of cake on my bedroom floor and it got all smashed into the carpet. That was last month and I still find cake crumbs in the floor to this day. 🤣
At 8:31 I died.
Only Brandon could mess up throwing s cake at an inamimate object and end up having the object throw it right back at him 🤣🤣🤣
Dear Brandon,
Thank you so much for all you do. You have lifted my spirts and always made me smile. Even in my worst times you have never failed to make me laugh. Even in your worst times you made us smile. Being homeless was such a challenging situation and even when you ended up making us laugh, all while being a great boyfriend/husband, and dad. Your family is so lucky to have such an amazing and witty man in their family. I imagine that your mother is very proud of you, any time my family needs some laughs I always turn you on and we all giggle and sometimes, more then we giggle, we cackle with laughter and enjoyment. Zach, you missed out on talking to the most amazing man on the planet. Sometimes you always seem like a man who is all smiles, good vibes, and flowers. You seem to be kind, and not afraid to cry. Or treat your mother right, and you always have the best stories to tell. All your friends probably wonder “how did I end up with a friend like the Brandon Farris” your never my second choice, your my first, I’ve drawn you (and your family) and though I can’t draw, I have always hung it up to remind myself on who I can’t thank enough. Someone who can pull me out of any mood into the best one, about a month-2 months ago my dog died, and I was in a really dark place…I won’t go into detail but Brandon, you saved my life and showed me that $u¡c¡de is never the answer. You taught me to be a positive and funny person. I have stopped hanging out with toxic people and stared hanging out with people that build you up, not break you down. And you taught me that. I have changed myself and became a happy and less toxic, due to much selfishness and self hate, I was a bully and no one wanted to be my friend, I was only able to make friends with terrible people. And you have made me a happier and overall better person, so to anyone who needs to hear it:
Your neck isn’t a coat, don’t hang it
Your not paper, don’t cut it
Your life isn’t a video, don’t end it
School isn’t ads, don’t skip it
And I know that you can do it, and you can make it through whatever your going through, so far you have gone through 100% of your bad days! Keep it coming! And congratulations, for making it to the end.
-sincerely, me
Your literally my life saver you helped me through tuff times I love you I’m your #1 fan❤️❤️
brandon never seems too fail us with his videos
He’s my plan A
Agreed
I love the stranger things reference with the tortilla that’s amazing 3:51
I want to open a sandwich shop now just to name a sandwich the "london tour bus"
I love him! He literally messes up his room everyday just to make us laugh!
I saw your pfp before anything else
@@20_PERCENT_OFF oh is that good or bad-...
both at the same time
@@20_PERCENT_OFF That makes perfect sense
i’m waiting for brandon to make a video of him finding and saving kelly after being pic-napped.
Yes.
0:24 THE INCONVENIENCE IN HIS VOICE💀
8:39 ur sims character after they meet new ppl
3:52 i would liek to go to the upside down
Brandon never fails to make me laugh I live watching your videos 😭👍
I am actually watching it on Friday LOL🤣🤣4:38
“Im full *continues to blame his hand about giving him too much bread*” 💀😭
The part when he ran away from the milk caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH MY GOD YOU POSTED THIS VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY? AND I DIDNT EAT CAKE!! WAS THIS A SIGN🤨😨 AND THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!? 1:45 🥲thank you
Lol🤣🤣
Happy birthday🥰😍😘🤗😘😇
Happy bday
Brandon at 4:43 you basically described my whole day
8:46 🤣🤣🤣
*MMMM* mustard
I love how you spend the rest of his time nonchalantly being pissed at Zack😂 😂😂
6:39 is so funny
Brandon, I love your channel. Everyday I wait for your new video. I do have to ask, Who cleans up after you ? They do an amazing job getting the cake, coke, milk, glitter bombs, fires, pools full of water and and endless list of everything mixed and mushed in the carpet, not to mention how many shelves you go through with Cameron.
He has a cleaner. She's made her own tiktok about it!
Love how many jokes you got out of the missed meeting, although now I actually want to know why he was late lol
Also 8:14 what kind of weird fat joke is happening in that clip?! "Oh no! I can't eat as much as her! I've got to do a 'hack' to look like I can eat more!"
Not Brandon, the five minute crafts or whatever
3:57 literally gave spoilers to stranger things saying that someone would die lol
5:06 rip chips
1:02 is that a mustard bread bread mustard bread mustard bread sandwich 😂😂
Brandon, the cake looks really good n ur hair & beard 👍
I think u r hilarious Brandon
👍👍👍
3:56 ... I dont want to talk about it... I still haven't emotionally recovered 🙃💔
I love watching you do these things and I love how chaotic these videos can get keep up the good work!! ❤️❤️❤️
Man his 5 minute craft reactions always have me rolling like it's not even 20 seconds in and I'm nonstop laughing 😂
0:38 the cut to “EAT THE SANDWICH 😡” for whatever reason had me dead
2:19 WhAtS WrONg DiD ThAT ITcHY BuTt CoMe BAcK?
O ill go get the cream
@@tjnarron7618 here sit on this
@@rosemary3029Okay hold on I gotta go to a business meeting
@@LeTabsMusketeer2 and then I'll come back
@@rosemary3029I’ll let you know how it goes
You have an amazing cleaner! They are extremely dedicated to their job. I love the videos Brandon! I am so happy that you’ve been posting so many videos recently! Also you were my plan A, never plan B.
5:43 i’m just trying to show off my chopstick skills but A couple minutes before 1:16 drops the sushi
"Is that a mustard, bread, mustard, bread, bread, mustard, bread, mustard, bread sandwich?"
-Brandon Farris, 2022
8:46 "MMMUSTARD" THATS GOT ME ON THE FLOOR DYING
1:02 R/ihadastroke
I had a stroke trying to understand what he said
hey brandon if you flick the soda before you open it it won’t explode
The fact that he would mess up his room to make us laugh just shows he does not do it for the money
1:35 “I can’t even control it- I’m full. I’m full-! *im full.* “ *punches self in face with bread*
8:46 "m-m-m-ustard" killed me