I am convinced Brandon has made a multitude of copies of Kelly's portrait and keeps replacing them because there is no way she has survived everything he puts her through. Lol
@@AngelinaValencia122988 I think he explained in a past video that the company the canvas was ordered from accidentally sent him Kelly. He eventually found the woman the picture is of and she was cool with him using her image in his videos… the company likely just sent her a new print so it wasn’t a big deal Brandon kept it.
Whoever took Brandon to the mall and accidentally dropped him off at hot topic instead of the play place, thank you I never knew I needed to see this side of Brandon.👏
Can we just appreciate how good of cleaner Brandon’s cleaner is like this room looks destroyed after every video and the next it looks normal again props to you cleaner 🙌
I love their relationship, it’s super wholesome and also super dirty at the same time lmao. I love that they can joke around with each other so well and they just get each other y’know? Same sense of humor and it’s brilliant 👌🏻
Gloria is adorable and deserves anything she wants. Also, Brandon kinda looks great in the guyliner. Idk just needed to tell someone those two thoughts I had while watching this.
For people actually trying to take blood out of clothes for like period and other shit like that, I’ve found that it’ll come out fine as long as you can keep the stain damp or wet until you can take it off. Then soak it in warm water for 10 ish minutes and then just wash it normally. Sometimes you can’t do this, but it does work 100% if you’re at home at the time :).
Brandon, I'm going through a hard time mentally and watching you makes me feel calm and relaxed so thank you so much for always making me laugh:) and as 13 year old it adds stress to everything if u have any advice please tell me ♥️
Brandon: just a little red wine Me: not even paying attention to the wine, only paying attention to the multiple monopolies in the background, also wondering where Kelly is. 👁👄👁
My thinking is that Emo Brandon was born after the Breaking Dawn’s copies took over and now Monopoly is here to hopefully bring out Excited Brandon? Though I imagine Brandon to be in jail for like the majority of the time he plays Monopoly
Brandon: **gets up in frustration because he can't make dry ice** Me: He's a My Hero Academia fan too?? I have that same poster! 😂 Thank you for all of the likes!!
From what I remember he doesn’t actually watch it. But ppl send him diff merch from stuff. He got fan art of MHA before and was like “I don’t know who this is but thank you” lol.
that cereal sock thing: you have to use rice! idk why they didn't just say rice, it's cheap (a lot cheaper than cereal), it's easy to get your hands on, and it won't possibly catch on fire in your microwave. Also, just a note that you should never sleep on or with a heating pad (including the rice sock) as it can seriously burn you. Mine barely felt warm but after I slept on it for 8 hours I had quite the burn on my back. If you have marks on your body from a heating item, you have to take a break until the marks go away, which means more pain and less relief for you. Be safe! Love, your local chronically ill person
I do think you are correct, but putting rice in a sock isn't nearly as funny. Plus, I believe they were using more like baby food cereals, oats or rice most likely, which are ground up finely. Those would probably work the same as whole grain rice.
His girlfriend/significant other. Please, dear God, don't force the term "partner" on people. Not everyone uses that pretentious b.s. Relationships are not businesses. Don't make them sound like one.
Well he used to do openings, from his subscribers who send him stuff, so thats probably why he has so many of the same thing. But he hasnt done an opening in quite some time. I miss them
i got a perfect add timing. it happened just when brandon had that look of "oh no" when he was doing the ziptie hack after seeing his shoes had no lace. i just laughed for 5 minutes at the fact it cut so perfectly
This emo phase is something we've never seen, including new symptoms, such as spending thousands of dollars on collector's edition monopoly games, rapidly changing shirts, and setting up posters of anime
Aside his dedication to calling out the bs lifehacks in the most passive aggressive way possible, I can't not admire this man's fashion and decor choices in some of the videos. 😂 When the girlfriend joined in it was the most hilarious part of the video. 😂 Also, I'm glad our beloved Kelly is still here. 😂
the transition from the last video of bookshelves of breaking dawn books and lacroix to emo brandon with bookshelves of monopoly and large glass of wine is something only brandon can do
Dude I love how he always makes me laugh in every video! Brandon if you see this you are the best sunshine of the day ever! Keep doin what your doin Brandon, because I know all of us support you! :)
Love their bond such a cute relationship they've got. Most men wouldn't want to get picked up their girlfriend. It's like a show of weakness in men usually getting picked up by women. This video felt different he usually doesn't have subtitles ❤
I love how he greenscreens his own background only to reveal that his background is behind it 😂
I loved it so much 😂
LOL!!!! I actually thought it was his actual background
@@anthonyschwarz1572 so did I!
I first didn't see the background but then I realized
Oh my gosh he actually pinned my comment, *what a chad*
I love that Gloria was really concerned at the end. She knows Brandon might just say "trust fall" at any given moment and actually wipe out.
I forgot this phase
I absolutely adore the chemistry that Brandon and Gloria have. Makes me hopeful that I can find someone of my own in the future.
😐mmmmm
wine
Bro so ture
Camera & real life are 2 totally different things!
What? You love... their Chemical Romance?
I am convinced Brandon has made a multitude of copies of Kelly's portrait and keeps replacing them because there is no way she has survived everything he puts her through. Lol
Yes
there’s one in each monopoly box
Why does he have a picture of Kelly and who is she????
@@AngelinaValencia122988 that’s maria (his girlfriend) she was married before she met brandon
@@AngelinaValencia122988 I think he explained in a past video that the company the canvas was ordered from accidentally sent him Kelly. He eventually found the woman the picture is of and she was cool with him using her image in his videos… the company likely just sent her a new print so it wasn’t a big deal Brandon kept it.
brandon is literally the definition of ‘don’t let them know your next move’
Lol yea 😂
I second this
Fr
Fr like tf
7-Eleven
Therapist: emo Brandon doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Emo Brandon:
Its the eyeliner for me 😂
TwT
Right after I finished reading this comment Brandon said possible death or injury
Emo Brandon - 12:36
WhErE aRe YoU
Normal people in a game room: dresses up as a game character
Brandon: dresses up as a goth with 2 gallons wine
Nice
I'm goth
@@therian_kiara me too bro
He isn't even dressed goth that's emo
@@Xx-Demolitionlovers-xX thank you for calling that out
Monopoly: **exists**
Brandon: *I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
600th like!
How many monopoly boards do you want?
Brandon: yes
I love your PFP, did you make it yourself?
Why is there so little comments?
someone show ambers lawyer what a actual “mega pint of wine” looks like lmao
?
@@lucaskilbel6782 🤦♂
I was thinking the same thing lol
I was thinking the same thing
😆😆😆😆
Whoever took Brandon to the mall and accidentally dropped him off at hot topic instead of the play place, thank you I never knew I needed to see this side of Brandon.👏
Hey better than spensors
I like that the other option for Brandon was the play place 😂🤣
Ikr🤣
I think he used to be in a rock band?
i found the comment
I just adore how your girlfriend somehow manages to match the crazy. Like wow, relationship goals.
I mean when asked out of the blue if she wanted to jump in a ball pit, she didn't even ask questions just, "yeah!"
The look of pure fear on her face when Brandon said "trust fall" 🤣🤣 you guys are so cute together!!!
Also the fact he had the giant glass of wine in his hand as he said it 😂
No...
Brandon’s cup for wine appears:
Me: now that’s…that’s a mega pint!
Brandon being held up by Gloriaa: "I've never felt more like a man." 😂
Well he ain’t wrong!😂
Can we just appreciate how good of cleaner Brandon’s cleaner is like this room looks destroyed after every video and the next it looks normal again props to you cleaner 🙌
He calls a cleaning lady I believe
His cleaner has a TikTok
She's an absolute goddess! I clean houses part time and I would never clean Brandon's office! Never nope couldn't hahahahaha
Also, you have to imagine not just how good of a cleaner, but how long it takes too
I think his cleaner is Dirtiest Dooder
Maria: why can't we pay rent this month
Brandon: Looking at his Monopoly collection with a smile
Yup🤣🤣
I love how at the end Brandon said “ trust fall “ my heart jumped out of my body for a second😂
“It’s not a phase mom”
Definition
Brandon’s outfit.
I love it.
“WHERE ARE YOU?!” -Brandon sounding more like Blink 182 than actual Blink 182, also bringing me screaming back to my teenage wasted-land years. 👾👀
0:23 Amber's lawyer describing how much Johnny drank
😂😂😂
I love their relationship, it’s super wholesome and also super dirty at the same time lmao. I love that they can joke around with each other so well and they just get each other y’know? Same sense of humor and it’s brilliant 👌🏻
I know!
Just how is Gloria not laughing all the time!?
@@ultimatetargets6366 she's used to it by now xd
The fact Brandon still has the jean thong from all those months ago... Is exactly why he is one of my favourite UA-camrs LOL.
Monopoly boards in brandons room exist:
Maria Gloria: THIS SHIT'S GOING DOWN
wine
5:28 the " OK so your tied up happens" that got me-
How is no one talking about the “Trust fall” 🤣🤣🤣 I DIED! I want more of these videos!!!
Watch his five minute craft videos the best
me too
My first comment was on the trust fall and how I wish we knew how it ended. Especially with that giant glass of wine. 🤣
Brandon- “I've never felt more like a man” Also Brandon- *Being carried by his gf* 😂😂
I can squat with my husband on my back he even said the same thing as Brandon 😂
I'm personally a fat ass, so my lady love can't pick me up lol then again she probably could now she's been working with fedex lol
OMG HE LIKE MY COMMENT!! 😮🤩
Gloria is adorable and deserves anything she wants. Also, Brandon kinda looks great in the guyliner. Idk just needed to tell someone those two thoughts I had while watching this.
guyliner ?☠
For people actually trying to take blood out of clothes for like period and other shit like that, I’ve found that it’ll come out fine as long as you can keep the stain damp or wet until you can take it off. Then soak it in warm water for 10 ish minutes and then just wash it normally. Sometimes you can’t do this, but it does work 100% if you’re at home at the time :).
Has nobody noticed how Brandon changes his shirt every 30 seconds?? 😂🤣 I had to rewatch it like 50 times to relize it 🥴
I know bro lol 😆
ONFG YOURE RIGHT
Or it takes multiple days
wow holy shit your right!!!
He also said “oh no you ruined my only band tshirt”
Brandon before experiencing newborns: “i don’t drink or smoke or sin, i am the best human”
Brandon after one baby: “wine? 👀”
drinking wine isn’t a sin, god drank red wine it says it in the bible
@@gabby9095 wine in those days was severely watered down, it was basically grape juice
@@gabby9095 they aren’t saying wine is sin
@@artsygremlin9091 oh sorry i just read it again i just misunderstood
True
the fact that no one has mentioned the fact that brandon changed his shirt 3 times in the first minute😂
👀
he actually wears 10 different shirts total I believe 😂
👁👄👁 wait what
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO DAY THIS
I had to go back and rewatch it he did a total of 10 shirt changes
Brandon, I'm going through a hard time mentally and watching you makes me feel calm and relaxed so thank you so much for always making me laugh:) and as 13 year old it adds stress to everything if u have any advice please tell me ♥️
looks like he was going through some hard times too
@@killer_duck1439 yeah?
Gloria's frantic "no!" at the end is everything. 🤣🤣
“Call the morgue”
Brandon: “not the UA-camr kid i dont care to talk to him”😂😂😭😭😭
OMGGGG BRANDON LIKED MY COMMENT
Brandon: just a little red wine
Me: not even paying attention to the wine, only paying attention to the multiple monopolies in the background, also wondering where Kelly is. 👁👄👁
SAME
She's there look closely
SHE HAS RETURNED all we need now is a kelly monopoly...
@@naomicurran5922 where tho
@@naomicurran5922 nvm
The mha poster in the background❤️
The first thing I noticed😂
SAME WHOS YOUR FAV MINES KIRISHIMA
Brandon: goes to Monopoly store
Cashier: how many would you like
Brandon: yes
I love this
Yes
Brandon: "wHat wErE yOu eXpEcTiNg? PAINT?"
Gloria: "yes"
I love you guysss😂😂😂😂😂❤
I love how Gloria just goes with it
Not Brandon sounding like Captain jack Sparrow in the beginning, when he said "Sensations".
Idk how to explain it but this just has a completely different vibe than most of Brandon's other videos and I really really like it 🍪🙌
cookie hands? what is the meaning to these emoji's?
wine
Wtf....?
the “trust fall” “NO” has mad me and my girlfriend vibes. she does exactly that to me pretty much every time she sees me
My thinking is that Emo Brandon was born after the Breaking Dawn’s copies took over and now Monopoly is here to hopefully bring out Excited Brandon? Though I imagine Brandon to be in jail for like the majority of the time he plays Monopoly
Capitalist Brandon
Or anti-Capitalist Brandon... punk brandon?
Wtf????
4:25 it's the "WHERE ARE YOU" that got me for some reason
THE END THOUGH
“trustfall”
“NO!”
Best outfits, Brandon. *You never fail to make me laugh* also: nice My Hero Academia poster, wait- how are there so much monopoly sets-
Ikr!
I agree! The My Chemical Romance shirt was my favorite!
“I never felt more like a man” I personally felt his pain.😂😂😂
2:58 i just like that the brandon paused the video right at time to see something hilarious
The way he’s dressed and the way is room looks you just know this is gonna be good
And messy…
Brandon: **gets up in frustration because he can't make dry ice**
Me: He's a My Hero Academia fan too?? I have that same poster! 😂
Thank you for all of the likes!!
Omg yessss same! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
From what I remember he doesn’t actually watch it. But ppl send him diff merch from stuff. He got fan art of MHA before and was like “I don’t know who this is but thank you” lol.
yeah same my sister hates the show and we love watching Brandon and i have that poster and i shoved it in here face
I was trying to find a comment like this😂
@@tae_found7007 same lol
The monopoly games and the anime posters I have mad respect respect for this man also love the look!😂
Brandon walked with his mega pint of wine so that Johnny depp could run
I almost spat out my drink when Brandon said "Oh you microwaved the cat!" 😂
I love how Brandon has just given up trying to be completely pg
Yeah he just makes little remarks
Yeaahhhhh
I don’t. My kids and I used to be able to watch his videos together. Not anymore.
When Gloria reaches over, there’s an awkward silence, and he breaks it by going “Where are yowwwww” love it.
The amount of shirt changes to different bands is amazing
the face he made when he had ziptied his hands and realised the shoes don't have laces 😂 made me choke on my dinosaur chicken nuggets
that cereal sock thing: you have to use rice! idk why they didn't just say rice, it's cheap (a lot cheaper than cereal), it's easy to get your hands on, and it won't possibly catch on fire in your microwave. Also, just a note that you should never sleep on or with a heating pad (including the rice sock) as it can seriously burn you. Mine barely felt warm but after I slept on it for 8 hours I had quite the burn on my back. If you have marks on your body from a heating item, you have to take a break until the marks go away, which means more pain and less relief for you. Be safe! Love, your local chronically ill person
+
I do think you are correct, but putting rice in a sock isn't nearly as funny. Plus, I believe they were using more like baby food cereals, oats or rice most likely, which are ground up finely. Those would probably work the same as whole grain rice.
Uh oh
-me, who sleeps with a heating pad every shark week
No matter how many times I watch these videos, I always end up wheezing so hard that I get lightheaded.. I love these
0:37
"smells like... wine"
xd
I love how many times Brandon changed his shirt in this vid, i loved them all
I was looking for this comment!
11 to be exact
Love Brandon solo!!!! But LOVE when he brings his family and friends in for the fun!!!
"What in the Hot Topic...?!" needs to be merch
"Mommy where r u?? " I died- 🤣
I love how his partner is exactly the same kind of chaotic that he constantly radiates
His girlfriend/significant other. Please, dear God, don't force the term "partner" on people. Not everyone uses that pretentious b.s. Relationships are not businesses. Don't make them sound like one.
@@englishatheart Y are you so serious... People call relationships whatever they want...if it bothered Brandon he'd say something
How does the adult-ness of Brandon's videos go up by like 48% whenever Gloria's there?
63%
@@youngthewhopper8325 69%*
85%
89%
@@g10xz._ 💀
I just love how he always has just a million of the same things. Like why does he have so many monopolies? He just makes my day.
Well he used to do openings, from his subscribers who send him stuff, so thats probably why he has so many of the same thing. But he hasnt done an opening in quite some time. I miss them
No, why tf does he have so much everything? He just makes whatever he needs out of thin air.
i got a perfect add timing. it happened just when brandon had that look of "oh no" when he was doing the ziptie hack after seeing his shoes had no lace. i just laughed for 5 minutes at the fact it cut so perfectly
Never thought id see brandon wearing a TOP shirt!
That’s what I was thinking 🤣🤣
I KNOW OMG AAA
This emo phase is something we've never seen, including new symptoms, such as spending thousands of dollars on collector's edition monopoly games, rapidly changing shirts, and setting up posters of anime
He always makes the stress go away with how funny he is especially when he says "I'm a little lad owww"
BRO THE IRON MAIDEN POWERSLAVE T SHIRT IS FIRE
Brandon: *puts on zip tie and then realizes he doesn’t have shoes with laces*
Narrator: and it was at this moment, that Brandon knew… he messed up
“Kelly, thanks for catching the green screen, life saver.”
Are you sure Kelly is alright? Kelly must be pretty strong.
Emo Brandon. Living for it.
Also, monopoly tour??? I see Deadpool and a bob ross one.
And Maria just slowly morphed into an emo.
Isn’t his girlfriend named Gloria
And Fortnite, Naruto and pixar
at 6:36 the "ge" part of his gemini necklace was hidden so it only said mini lmao so accurate tho (sorry i couldnt resist)
2:03 "Ok, call the morgue, not the UA-cam kid I don't care to talk to him"
HA comedy
I- just realized. Your shirt changed a couple times. Wow. That’s how entertained i was 😂
I thought I was the only one who realized 😭
Glad we're experiencing the "It's not just a phase" phase
I love how cute they are together
"Babe I think we need counseling. " hahhahhaah, between all the band shirt changes and Gloria I am crying from all the laughter.
Aside his dedication to calling out the bs lifehacks in the most passive aggressive way possible, I can't not admire this man's fashion and decor choices in some of the videos. 😂 When the girlfriend joined in it was the most hilarious part of the video. 😂 Also, I'm glad our beloved Kelly is still here. 😂
i love all of his halloween costumes, he puts so much effort into them lol
who said him being emo is a costume 💀
Goth brandon was something i didnt know i needed but im glad it exists.
Brandon's face after seeing that his shoes didn't have laces sent me into orbit X'D
Bradon legit said "No mom it's not a phase *my chemical romance intensifies in the background*"
Im very much enjoying emo brandon and I love how Gloria gradually because more and more emo throughout the video
3:37
_im a lil lad who likes berrieeesssss_
*_aaAAAAAaAAaaaaA-_*
you ruined my only band T!😡
IM DIEING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need more videos with you and Gloria, you two together is always an instant classic.
the transition from the last video of bookshelves of breaking dawn books and lacroix to emo brandon with bookshelves of monopoly and large glass of wine is something only brandon can do
I didn't even start it and I know it will be good
banana
Same
@@quin.tessential watermelon
@@shadow._.lurker717 Lemon
@@janayiaashmore2454 Lime
Emo Brandon is such a mood! ❤
Dude I love how he always makes me laugh in every video! Brandon if you see this you are the best sunshine of the day ever! Keep doin what your doin Brandon, because I know all of us support you! :)
WAIT DUDE U WATCH DEMON SLAYER?! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!
“Emo Brandon can’t hurt you”
Emo brandon:
WELL I didn’t know THERE WAS ALREADY A COMMENT SIMILAR BC DIDN’T LOOK AT THE COMMENTS
Brandon: talking drinking a big thing of wine
Me who should be focused on the wine glass: OMG the band shirts i love them
Is no one gonna talk about how Brandon switched his shirt like 5,000 times😂
Never thought I’d see the day that Brandon would have anime posters on the wall and an anime shirt on.
Yeah the itachi poster in the back ground
Guys how is no one talking about 12:50 the realization on Glorias and Brandon’s face is just priceless. Comedy gold
Realization on what? He stood up
pls someone explain why or what that 5 mintue craft was suppose to be?
Love their bond such a cute relationship they've got. Most men wouldn't want to get picked up their girlfriend. It's like a show of weakness in men usually getting picked up by women. This video felt different he usually doesn't have subtitles ❤
He looks FANTASTIC with that eyeliner. 😍😍😍